ITT: WE ARE LANDING ON OMAHA BEACH.
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ITT: WE ARE LANDING ON OMAHA BEACH.
>>686519617
>Kisses necklace
>Vomits a little
>>686519617
These Amerikeks need to go back to playing handegg and eating burgers
>>686519617
>Commits Suicide
>>686519617
Oh, shit nigga. We be gettin rekt.
I ain't sign up fo no bullshittte liek dis.
ROLL
1-5 American
6-10 German
Dubs- General of an invading force
Trips- President Roosevelt
Quads- Adolf Hitler
fuck this im staying on the boat
what can they do?
>>686520200
Rollol
FOR AMERICA
>>686519617
Does anyone have a Cigarette I can borrow?
HIT ME WITH THEM DUBS FAM
>>686520474
Here. Have one on me, now let's go kill these German scum!
>>686519617
I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS
lock and load mother fuckers
>>686519617
Let's kill some nazis fags put on some manowar music
>>686519617
I quickly resort to the nearest source if Internet
http://adultfriendfinder.com/go/g1165272-ppc?page_id=695
>>686519740
cring'd
Anyone wants some waffles?
SHORE APPROACHING, SOLDIERS! KEEP YOUR FUCKING HEADS DOWN
let's nab us some krauts
We're going to Make America Great Again
>>686519617
I got a note sayin' I can go home from my Mom Sarge. Tendies night. Fuck this!
Hey guys!
>hidding in the vocage of a field just outside town after breaking ankle on cobblestone street from static lining and down wind landing in the dark.
Where the hell are we?
>>686520200
fuck you i'm joseph stalin
Guys it is to late to turn back and go home? I don't like guns
>>686519617
None of you faggots could even hold the jock of any of the men who landed on Omaha.
Please rethink what you're doing
>>686522650
I'd have to dig up their graves, first.
We have to stop the germans from destroying europe!
Come on goys, you've got a whole nation to give me after this
>>686522650
Yeah they got the best graphics
Protect the jews at all costs!
>>686520200
Fuck it
>>686522650
I'll have you know I happen to hold many jocks of military men, in airport bathrooms.
FASTER GOYS
>>686520200
Rolling
PING PING PING PING PING PING
The next post ending in 7 just got wiped out.
>>686520200
Roll 11
>>686523336
Im gonna propose to my best gal when we get back.
>>686523477
Fuck dude
Your whole squad
k, i'm waiting for you guys
ZOOMBAFOO NEEDS AMMO, DEAR GOD, WE ARE GONNA DIE
>Sergeant Horvath!
reporting in this is delta 7 snake 3
>>686523477
RIP in pepperoni
>>686519617
CLEAR THE RAMP!
30 SECONDS!
>>686521061
Lou?
>>686520142
You should be more worried about the swim.
Yo lmao why are you fuckers not getting out from the side?
>1944
>Still opening the gate where the enemy will be shooting and literally walking to bullets
Anyways anyone got some fags?
>>686519617
>686519617
OMAHA!!
>>686520200
Hitler. check em
>>686520200
Rolling for America
omaha? I thought they said Ottawa. for fucks sake getting my hopes up like that
>>686520200
Rolling
>>686525545
>>686525374
They said OBAMA!!
Tell my mistress I love her and tell my wife she's a cunt
>>686520200
roll
OI, WHO TOOK MY FUCKIN GUN
Sir Jackmehoff
>>686525970
roll
>>686525901
>OI
You're beach is 50 miles that'a way
Just wait until you come to japan americans
>>686520200
Roll
>>686520200
roll nigga
>>686526410
It won't take long
>>686526410
Are we gonna get "a big suplies" or something
>>686526655
>>686520200
GENERAL REPORTING FOR DUTY
If only you fools could have known what would come of this.
>>686519617
OmG guys!
Where is my safe space! I think I am having a panic attack! Where is my safe space! !!
THIRTY SECONDS!!!
>>686526733
>>686520200
We will grease our treads with blood!
>>686519617
Have fun dying for israel and killing the white race you americucks
>>686526875
Friendly reminder that this has been posted from an Apple mobile device and you can close the thread and let it 404, folks. Meanwhile, I'll sage it. No need to thank me, just doing my friendly bit to make this board great again.
>>686527229
another just for you
Private Michelin reporting for duty!
This is Romeo 4 20 with CSS incoming to your coordinates,please designate targets for bombs on the Nazi fucks.
>>686527077
Sarge? I think I lost the pin for my grenade... sir?
Friendly XXNoScOPRXX has joined the game
>>686527184
>killing the white race
>white people reproduce like a virus
>they're a virus to this planet killing other races destroying environments
>>686527769
Throw it then you great big cunt or it'll kill us a-...
>>686519617
:Ramp rolls down and hits sand:
Ziiit Ziiit Ziit Ping Ziit Ziit Ziiit DaDaDaDaDaDaDa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:Bullets sand seaspreay and blood fly everywhere:
Odds - dead
Evens - alive
Dubs or higher - over the side
We gassed the fags last night, Third Reich
Zero hour, nine A.M.
And I'm gonna be fried
As a kike by then
I miss the Fuhrer so much, I miss my Reich
Live only for the race
In such a timeless fight
And I think it's gonna be a long long line
Cause 6 gorillions gonna take some time
I'm not the good goy they think I am at home
Oh no no no
I'm an oven man
Oven man
Burning up the Jews out here alone
And I think it's gonna be a long long line
Cause 6 gorillions gonna take some time
I'm not the good goy they think I am at home
Oh no no no
I'm an oven man
Oven man
Burning up the Jews out here alone
Israel's not the best place to send your yids
The blood runs hot as hell
Need an iron dome to save them
If you did
And all these ashes, where's the shovel man?
That's not my job, not my degree
An oven man
Oven man
And I think it's gonna be a long long line
Cause 6 gorillions gonna take some time
I'm not the good goy they think I am at home
Oh no no no
I'm an oven man
Oven man
Burning up the Jews out here alone
And I think it's gonna be a long long line
Cause 6 gorillions gonna take some time
I'm not the good goy they think I am at home
Oh no no no
I'm an oven man
Oven man
Burning up the Jews out here alone
And I think it's gonna be a long long line
>>686527769
Good thing it still has the safety bail holding the spoon down.
Give me that thing before you fuck this all up son, go sit over there with >>686527066 in his safe space.
Romeo 4 20 what's your ett? Suggest an east west aproach, Hans will be marked with woolie pete, shake and bake over.
>>686528420
Rollin
"Ahhhhhhh!"
>>686528420
I made it to the over side i made it! I made it!
>>686528420
No! I want to live.
JUST GIVE US A FUCKING CHANCE YOU FUCKS!
>>686520200
rowling
Can someone tell me why this is a thing again?
Few mg's nests manned by 15 year old boys against waves of americans and the max casualties were 2 thousand
I always thought a lot of people died on omaha but 2k is nothing
>>686529080
I made it to the beach. Fuck I can't believe that I am alive.
:rip off plastic on rifle and shoot at this >>686529489 nazi fuck:
>>686528542
>>686527539
God damnit romeo 4 20, are you high or something we're getting full bennie down here. We need that ordnance asap!
>>686520200
AMERICAN FORCES LETS ROLL BOYS
>>686529858
Not all beaches were as heavily defended. Omaha was and turned into a turkey shoot until the yanks overwhelmed the krouts with sheer numbers
Hey guys, can you help me put my internal organs back inside my body? Thx.
>>686520200
Rolling for mein furher
>>686530205
2000 casualties still is nothing
>>686530205
nigga u high Omaha was like the least defended
>>686529858
>2k is nothing
Bold claim for a guy who's never even raised his voice to another male before let alone ever been in a fight.
#numale
>>686530761
Comparing to most battles during ww 2 , yeah, its nothing since Omaha is always talked about as such a heroic battle where millions of americans lost their lives
Also, pleddit pls go suck h3h3 dick elsewhere
>>686520200
ROLL
>>686520200
Roll
>>686520200
YES SIR!
>>686531008
Eurocuck detected
>millions of americans
To the victors go the history, pussy
>Plebbddittt h3h
What the fuck does that even mean?
Why don't you go flush your head in the toilet now
Also your mammy called, she says you're a bitch and everybody knows it
>>686520200
Let's get
>>686520200
Rollex
>>686531666
Roosevelt confirmed satan
>>686520200
ruuuull
>>686531860
>To the victors go the history, pussy
I was on the victor side so kek
>>686520200
ROLLIN LOL
>>686519617
YOU RETARDS YOU'RE HELPING THE COMMUNISTS WIN.
>>686520200
Let's go boys
>>686519617
Tell my wife I said hello.
>>686520200
Roll
>>686528420
Roll for trips
>>686519617
>cried my last tear
>trembling in fear
>slap face and get a hold of myself
>vomit everywhere
>whimpering and moaning
>I'm doing this for my son and wifes freedom God Bless America
>>686520200
rollin for freedom
>>686520200
roll!
>>686520200
Rolling for Krout
>>686520200
HEIL DER FUHRER
>>686533305
Fucking shit well then boys.
>>686520200
Roll
>>686525374
fuck yea baby
Don't shoot, LET THEM BURN
ok guys remember you are invincible " YOU ARE NOT JUST CANNON FODDER " I repeat.... BOOM
>>686520200
Roll
Can be famous writer plz?
>Walked into quiet sector.
>Camp out by the washed up and clapped out German lines.
>Germans attack.
>Get captured.
>Sent to prison camp in the safest city in Europe!
>Nope.
>Dat shit's firebombed flat.
>Wander around a kinda cool post-apocalypse cityscape.
>OH FUCK!
>Captured by the Russians.
>They're friendly and happy to see me.
>What the fuck just happened?
Where's my arm? Oh found it!
>>686519617
>> plays bag pipes and walks back and forth on beach
mind if i drop in?
Battleship coordinates to 5387 and 2170. Give those bunkers hell and give our boys some goddamn cover!
>>686533899
Alright boys! We're going in, and we're going in hard! Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make!! Let's show those fucking krauts how Americans roll!
>>686534103
But im not american im just here to chill
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>>686534336
Oh. Wel in that case have a drink I suppose.
>>686534018
>>686533740
>FOR THE JEWS.
ou are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have
striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The
hopes and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you.
In company with our brave Allies and brothers-in-arms on
other Fronts, you will bring about the destruction of the German war
machine, the elimination of Nazi tyranny over the oppressed peoples of
Europe, and security for ourselves in a free world.
Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well
equipped and battle hardened. He will fight savagely.
But this is the year 1944! Much has happened since the Nazi triumphs of
1940-41. The United Nations have inflicted upon the Germans great defeats,
in open battle, man-to-man. Our air offensive has seriously reduced their
strength in the air and their capacity to wage war on the ground. Our Home
Fronts have given us an overwhelming superiority in weapons and munitions
of war, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained fighting men.
The tide has turned! The free men of the world are marching together to
Victory!
I have full confidence in your courage and devotion to duty and skill in
battle. We will accept nothing less than full Victory!
Good luck! And let us beseech the blessing of Almighty God upon this great
and noble undertaking!
>>686533740
Yes Sir
>>686520200
Roll
>>686520200
roll
>>686534557
TL;DR.
I'm just here to kill stuff, mon.
>>686534557
Yeah he defeated the Germans so the Commie could win.
>>686520200
Rollin
roll for ww2 roleplay
>>686530234
ok i peed in ur liver tho just for the laughs haha
>>686528461
>Memorial Day!
At the end of the war, general Patton wrote about how they made a huge mistake, and should have if at the very least stayed out of it, if not helped the Germans win the war.
>>686520200
Rolling for trips
shoot the hostages!
Can someone bring me a fucking Bangalore??!
>>686520200
roll lmao
>shittiest part of the war
>not Okinawa
>>686520200
UN HANS VERY DER UN CHANCI BOTCHI BOI
>>686520200
noice
roll
this doesn't look like what was in the brochure
>>686520200
rollin
>>686535343
>help germans win the war
>primary objective of Germany was taking over usa
>world was a few years from nuclear weapons
>germany would have nuke the shit out of usa if they had nuclear power
I know you want to be rdgy but your ideas are stupid and batshit crazy
You faggots think this shit was fun? I can guarantee every single one of you little fuckboys would be lying on that beach, cut in half by machine gun fire, crying for your mommy with your dying breath. War is a fucking nightmare, it's not fun or glorious.
how do i noscope
>>686528420
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
>>686520200
roll
>>686520200
hitler get
>>686520200
Roll
>>686520200
I AM GOD
>>686536468
That's why im waiting for long distance robots so you can control it and fight from a safe place
>>686520200
Roll
>>686535693
>Can someone bring me a fucking Bangalore??!
I have a 1931 surplus mark 14 torpedo I could loan you, if you can figure out how to detonate it.
No, nobody else knows how neither.
>>686520200
Roll
>>686520200
Can blacks be generals?
>>686535849
Man, Okinawa just proved that the Marine Corps is fucking useless.
They had a MUCH smaller op than the Army (invading a fucking island as opposed to invading a continent) and they still took 5 times the casualties.
>>686519617
AMERICANS DYING ALWAYS FEELS GOOOOOOOOOD
>>686536764
Join the chairforce
just remember men we are here to kill all the women and rape all the men
" umm Sarge don't you mean rape all the women and kill all the men?"
Oh yes of course that's what I mean't
* starts to blush, wipes away some sweat *
and your true negro just went and apoligizled for dropping the "A"bomb
>>686519617
>whos the idiot that designed the gate in the front of the boat?
>>686537062
Bro, do you even Japanese? Those motherfuckers were ruthless.
>>686520200
Dic
>>686520200
Trips.
>>686520200
Heil me
>>686537149
He never apologized.
>>686520200
Heil Hitler
>>686537222
Sup you cripple motherfucker.
heil me
>>686529858
>2k is nothing
For a little beachhead like that and in one day?
>>686520200
>10
wat
>>686520200
Roll for Nazi. As opposed to the fuck awful conscripts, some true german soldiers would have fucked the allies up so badly theyed be swimming back across the channel.
Holy fuck is there a snip-
>>686519617
>>686520200
Rollerino
Sabaton in the background
>>686520200
Spaniard decent master race checking in for the Blue Division.
>>686538285
>SA and SS
>>686538614
I ...I mean ... Yes evil Nazis dam Germans fuck Adolf
>>686523562
you wouldnt have a gf in the 40's you cumstain
>>686520200
rolling for MURRICA
>>686539167
This
Everyone now is a fucking embarrassment to the older generations
Physically, mentally, "emotionally", and Spriritually
Especially the Left, but I think this is just the
"revolution" phase if the left actually got power they would be killed.
Alright Captin Amerika, show em Chinks what u got on Obama beach
>steppin on the beach doot doot doot doot
>>686520322
They'll drag you out or shoot you. That's considered being a deserter
Essen Sie Spitze, ihr Bastarde!
>>686540223
Nein danke mein gnädigen herr
>>686520200
please trips i don't want to be facing those steep ass cliffs on omaha beach
Hauptfeldwebel melde mich zum Dienst
WE NEED A FUCKING MEDIC!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFMSw_IvmX4
>>686539533
My Grandfather is from Daytona, Florida. He fought in WWII. He was an atheist, and was mad when I converted to Catholicism for my girlfriend.
When he got home, he married my grandmother because he accidentally knocked her up after a party (which was where they met). He believed in "Free Love".
Furthermore, he was the single most progressive man I have ever met. He gave me a copy of "The Communist Manifesto" for my 5th birthday. He criticized Obama before he passed for not "Liberating the workers from the damn bankers".
TL;DR: You are full of shit.
Haha die Amis kämpfen wie weiber
> my face when reading Timothy Findley's Stones
>would do the same goddamn thing
> jump into water, strip off gear, swim to a nearby ship
> say I was on another ship that sank, lost my clothes, etc
> get trucked out to a hospital unit
> survive, get decorated
> dat purple heart
> lie through my teeth
> not dead, am a war hero
>>686520200
Adolf here.
>>686520200
quads
Interesting fact:
They didn't have those big "observation bunkers" looking straight out at the beach you see in all the movies and video games. They had two small ones like that near the seawall but the "windows" of them weren't pointed straight at the beach, they would have been an immediate target for artillery otherwise, they were facing down the beach and only had large antitank guns in them. The MG42's were up on the bluffs and they didn't really have bunkers, they were just between the grass. A bunker hole would have been a target.
>>686533740
>>686542124
Samefag here, I forgot they did have them, but they were down the beach on cliffs about 3 miles away and only used for observation. They weren't fitted with machine guns or artillery.
>>686542124
Huh. So... KINDA like "Saving Private Ryan"?
>>686541818
Damn. Your Granddad sounds chill as fuck.
>>686541253
There's already a fucking medic in the picture you liar, stop being greedy
>>686542464
Yeah a little bit but it was even more hopeless. They didn't take the beach for hours and most of the people landing immediately on Dog Green died or stayed in the water and came in with the tide. A whole lot of men drowned immediately. The movie doesn't really depict they had 3 football fields worth of beach to run up with no cover, which was more or less a hopeless situation. They didn't really even take the beach. The soldiers that made it up Point Du Hoce and Easy Red and came in from the sides of the bluffs took the beach really.
>>686542754
He was wicked chill!
I miss him a lot.
>>686543220
Oh you mean the Rangers and oss?
>>686542805
Sauce?
>>686543220
Yeah. What always gets me about D-Day is that, even with the horrendous loss of life, it was still an unexpected success.
They ended up with something like half the expected casualties, IIRC.
>>686522650
Fuck off. They would be terrified eighteen and nineteen year olds just like us, given a gun and told to run at the germans. All that's changed is that there's no germans for us today to run at.
>>686543753
Good. I'm glad thousands upon thousands of men died defending the patriarchy they cling to so hard.
Fuck all of them. They never had to live an entire life being oppressed.
>>686543330
sauce?
>>686529114
That line broke me
I'll be passing it tomorrow morning.
>>686537222
Lol. This! Wtf
>>686525766
Goddamit santa chan
>>686544174
Get raped you fat feminist cunt.
Rollin for hitler
rolli
>>686544734
>>686537222
They had considered that. They tried to build it with the murder hole in the back, but it wouldn't keep from sinking.
>>686520200
Roll
>>686544174
The great turn Amerifats into Amerioffal game.
The disgusting thing is that the burger addicted Yank-o-gypsies left the corpses of their bloated toy soldiers to pollute the earth of Europe. They should be dug up and shipped back to Burgerstan.
>>686520200
Rollin
>>686542805
What movie is this from?
Essen Sie Scheiße amerikanischen Schweine
>>686520200
Rolling
>>686542805
What movie is this?
Help a b/ro out?
>>686545378
Haha ein AMI der Google translate benützen muß
Outta the murder hole!
Outta the murder hole!
>>686543330
bite the pillow bitch, I'm going in dry
>>686544849
You and your ilk will be the first to die when women get back the power that's been denied to them for millennia.
>>686546154
>women denied power
If you fat cunts haven't managed to get it in a thousand years, you probably never will
>>686520200
roll
why not
>>686520474
cigarettes will kill you son. better stick to safer things like war
>>686546154
>women
>back to power
Kek'd
>>686546353
Just watch us, pig.
>>686546447
rolling
>>686546154
>when women get back in power
>>686546664
rolling
>>686546664
I don't have time to watch you bitches for another thousand years. Shit or get off the pot piglet.
>sage
I think we can do without all these tumblrinas
SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS
>>686546845
>>686523153
some god damn color theory right there
>>686520200
bang
30 SECONDS!
I NEED HELP IN MY HIGGINS BOAT MAGGOTS!
ADD IN YOURSELF AND LETS TAKE THIS BEACH!
>>686547490
RANGER THAT!!!
>>686546845
We're already shitting. We're already winning the game. Read any mainstream media outlet.
The fight is already over and places like this are going to die out like all the stupid idiots on that beach.
>>686543537
>>686545366
>>686545759
Not a movie actually, a german miniseries.
Unsere Mütter, unsere Väter: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1883092/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
>>686547873
Did your parents fuck each other? Or did it take years of menstrual cramps and enough blood loss coming from that wolfpussy of yours to get this fucking retarded?
>>686547873
LOL ok
>>686519740
mom's spaghetti
gonna need some fitting music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZm4zseMok0
>>686520200
the jews did this
Actually I'm Canadian. I'll be landing on Juno.
>>686547873
Listen here you autistic sack of Monkey shit. Women fuck up Mac and cheese and can't do shit for themselves without screaming for a man. Eat a dick.
>>686519617
>ITT: WE ARE LANDING ON OMAHA BEACH.
No.
I am defending Omaha Beach.
>>686520200
Rroolins
>>686548660
lucky son of a bitch
>>686548425
Kek this bitch looks like kirby.
>>686520200
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>>686520200
Sieg Heil!
Sgt. Rollins reporting in for duty
>>686521463
I hope you realize that that is part of the movie
>>686548238
