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>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
>most important: embrace your love of loli!
>>686512889
>>686512739
>tfw online beta
>tfw no longer local multiplayer
>>686512623
GNAG BEETS
>>686512241
its ok, your eyes are set on lewd.
>dunno how you missed hanako then
>>686512889
Goddamn right I'll embrace my love of loli
I'm in for the evening, hello everyone
Britfag Maki Claim.
Sleeping soon edition.
best bastard
Dio-sama...
>>686512957
Thats right, I'm someone far greater than merely "decent"
>>686513056
BEES GAG
>>686512724
You will I know you will! I am here if you need to talk about anything Kagami
>>686512739
True. That kinda sucks but I mean its super fun if you have friends come over
>>686513175
>>686512889
>most important: embrace your love of loli!
this was unexpected
>>686512552
I-I think I do...
>>686513056
I don't know either~
>>686512889
kagami claimed
>>686513213
thanks rikka, ill let you know...
>>686512469
I mean I like people too, but sometimes I just want to punch some in the face kek
>>686512552
Oh ok. I misunderstood sorry
>>686513213
O shit, it's Chuuni!
What's up friend?
It's rock'n'roll!
>>686513245
what...
Akiko claimed
>>686512104
>Shiro
> I could be pretending to be a minor
Pretending or not, stating it is reason enough to get banned. But you won't because the mods are lazy assholes that don't do jack shit
>>686512160
>DiscoMegu
I lost that when I was 15 mang. No, see >>686512145
>>686512443
>grey haired qt
>buying it on ps4
Buy it on pc and come play with us faggot
> Why do you have to starve for two days?
Because I was out of food and money to buy more. I have weekly budgets that I really gotta stick to but I didn't have school this week so I ate more than normal.
Tis the life of a poorfag
>>686513056
Oh that's good to hear. Good thing it's a game you'll find entertaining for at most three hours then drop it. Physics stuff gets boring quickly.
>>686513089
This is why we're shipmates.
>>686513213
Friends? What are those?
>
>>686513275
Loli is life.
>>686513329
How goes your day Kyouko?
http://www.pomfpomf.moe/doujins/233/
>>686513406
No it's my bad~
>>686513284
Good. Now go to bed.
I'm going too. Goodnight all.
>>686513562
Goodnight Maki, sleep well
>>686513516
2lewd
>renge
AFK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTC9lLdQALk
>>686513562
I wish you warm, lengthy dreams of you and Maki.
>Shiro
>>686513439
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>>686513562
goodnight
>>686513209
How are you?
>>686513474
Oh
Well enjoy the food you fuck~
>>686513562
Goodnight
>>686513474
oh that budget sucks, oh well. I could get it on pc but im bad with keyboard and mouse and my PC sucks. it was the latest and greatest tech 4 years ago. Ill get a gaming pc eventually. Whats your PC like?
>>686513706
I don't think you can get anything out of raping Spike.
After all which is correct,to advocate loli or to spit at them.
According to /OP/ the former is correct and I don't wanna as well
>>686513406
hahaha!! i could never do that....i feel bad if someone gets hurt lol
>>686513696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aemOWBkkUuQ
>>686513562
Goodnight Maki <3
I'll try my best to not go lewd for tonight~
>>686513706
Happy because a new Holstaur picture was drawn but also angry and a little sad because of where these threads are.
>>686513479
>How goes your day Kyouko?
Decently I guess, can't complain.
What about you?
>>686513562
Goodnight.
>>686514105
Don't put yourself on the same level as Prinz ever again.
>>686513314
Alright thank you
>>686513406
Oh shit its a boat! Whats going on? I am just kind of sitting here looking for something to do what about you?
>>686513479
They are people who care for you and make you smile! I would love to be your friend
>>686514236
>tight hugs
>>686513213
BETS GNOG
>>686513284
how are you today lewd-chan?
>>686513479
tru.
>>686513888
I'd disagree, but those digits.
>>686513924
At least i'll know which nano is which based on grammar.
>>686514223
>whoAreThesePeople?.jpeg
May i view this new image?
>>686513772
Starve yourself for 2 days and you'll appreciate having food at your disposal
>>686513874
Buy a decent pc, believe me it's worth it.
>Whats your PC like?
It's a beast. The only thing of note that I own. I worked a summer job for 2 months to pay for it. 1300 euros. It was in discount, came from 1600
>>686513630
But you're ok with me right?
>>686513706
WHAT
>>686514369
Its way too lewd to post, its a really good picture though trust me.
>>686514458
>>686514557
I understand.
Can't have you sully your good name.
>>686514557
You're not lying either lol
>>686514402
nice! proves you have a really good work ethic. the one im looking at is $500 USD and has a graphics card thats worth $400. so its a steal. what are the specs on your PC?
>>686514443
No
>>686514105
>>686514774
How's Handy?
>>686513935
Contact sports aren't mean't for ya then~
>>686514328
>suck dab
I'm just done playing Uncharted, motion blur is really straining my eyes!
>>686514402
Tru. I know that feel because of my college days..
>>686514774
I WILL FUCKING RAPE YOU NASALLY
>>686514774
Not gonna stoop to some of these other people's level.
>>686514778
This guy knows, you can obviously see why I like it.
>>686515016
spike relax
>>686515016
Raping your rapist?
Never heard anything more boring than that.
>>686515026
stoop kid leaves stoop
>>686514236
Heh~
I guess I'll never do it again then.
>>686514356
Drunk, drunk and drunk.
You?
>>686514906
Thank you~
>>686514973
yeah!! lol, that's why i only played soccer in highschool, or football for you hahah!!
Claimed.
Damn that was a good rush
*muffled screaming*
>>686515026
Heart eyes makes everything great
>>686515089
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
DOES IT SEEM LIKE I AM NOT CALM?>>686515128
I AM NOT SEXUALLY ACTIVE IN ANY WAY
>>686514953
I have yet to speak to him today.
If you'd like to discuss further we should do so outside of this thread.
>>686514974
flower
>>686515016
Oh...no...plz...don't...
>DO IT
>>686515026
Your fetishes must entertain you well.
>>686514228
Oh, just been in here chilling watching FMA: Brotherhood, the usual. I should finish it tonight, only got 10 episodes left.
>>686514328
Thanks.
>>686515026
Gotta keep your waifu pure!
>>686515382
How have you been Konata?
Not waifu, but I think Ika Musume is nice.
I want her to embrace me with her tentacles.
>>686515382
hey konata!!! how's it hangin???
>>686515434
yes
>>686515016
How about me?
>>686513479
idk about that, i don't really mind loli though
>>686515452
i've been good playing lol lol, you?
>>686515491
squid girl was a good show but sad ;-;
>>686515523
i am good, but man is it hot >.<
>>686515450
Alright, I'll be there in a second.
>>686515026
Hols.
>>686515016
Spike.
>>686514876
>what are the specs on your PC?
pic related, I'm too lazy to type it out
He uses a built-in Nvidia GTX950M graphic card
>>686514973
As much as it hurts, hunger does keep you focused. I got so much done in those 2 days
>>686514974
About time you showed your face again
>Akiko
Hey everyone! How're you all doing?
>who wants a hug?
>>686514369
yeah but just a moment.
What do you say to the possibilitie of loli Nano?That might be amazing.
>>686515744
O shit waddup
>>686515637
still??? i'd mail you my fan if i could....are you sleeping okay again???
>>686515744
hey eugen!! long time no talk
>hugs
>>686515384
Agreed.
>>686515450
I have way too many, but yeah there's plenty of stuff out there I can entertain myself with.
>>686515452
I'm pretty sure that's one of the main points of being a waifufag.
>>686515712
Ruri, I can't remember if I ever came up with a nickname for you or not.
>>686515264
Everytime I draw, I always think about someone playing in my folders for some reasons and finding my mustached waifues folder.
That thought scares me.
>>686515744
>Warm hugs
Prinz~
>>686515528
IM
M
CALM
A
L
M
>>686515612
DISGUSTING
>>686515712
HELLO
>>686515712
How are you doing Ruri?
>>686515744
*hugs*
>>686515860
its gonna be hot all summer lol, i am sleeping well :3
>>686515748
HEATHEN
>>686515744
>hugs
>>686515925
Sup Spike. Did those calm pills work?
>>686515987
that sucks....try and stay cool konata, that's not hard for you though lol
glad to hear you're sleeping better again!!!
>>686515825
Ayy lmao
>>686515860
Kagamiiiiii~
>tight hugs
Indeed, how're you doing?
>>686515914
Hey Noire!
>happy hugs
>>686515987
>hugs back
>>686516022
Yuuko~
>happy hugs
>>686516058
FFFFFFFFF
UUUUUUU
CCCCCCC
KKKKKK
>>686515729
>Screenshot (657).png
kek 657.
nice, the pc im thinking about has some really good shit. how fast does it run games? like really high quality games. fps?
>>686515748
>loli nano
don't.
>>686515744
Hey hey it's Prinz, the Walking Hugbox
Aaaa. Noire got to hear my singing voice...!
>>686515304
Were you any good at it?
I sucked at football~
>>686515491
Are you the same squid that had diarrhea?
>>686515729
True, I wrote my 8000 words essay like it was nothing while starving kek
>>686515744
Hey Prinz, what's up?
>>686516162
i've been surviving, how about you eugen??? play any good arcade games lately? lol
>>686515637
Oh, just been in here chilling watching FMA: Brotherhood, the usual. I should finish it tonight, only got 10 episodes left. I don't like new LoL, too complicated for me. Back in Season 3 it was nice and simple, and I liked it that way.
>>686515987
Didn't you live in Yuma, or was that a different anon? If it was you, I wish all the luck I have upon you.
>>686516133
thanks, how's your weekend going? :o
>>686516276
sing for me :3
>>686516226
Hey Akiko!
>tight hugs
How're you doing?
>>686516329
Nothing much, you?
>>686516362
I'm good! No arcade this week, unfortunately
>on vacation
Milinda claim
>I fucked up bad edition
>>686516200
I took a lot of screenshots for my waifu folder because for reasons unclear to me, Akiko is not very popular
>also the reason most of my pics are shitty and dithered as fuck
>pic related is the last one I numbered
>>686516559
I finally have food again. Feels good man.
I'm eating a can of peaches right now
The juice flows
>>686516602
Oh shit. That aint good Mili. Care to share?
>>686516449
I do live in Yuma, and yes it is very hot here. Dang I only watch like an episode a day of anime, but I'm slow
>>686516602
what happened? :o
>>686515875
Well that's scary~
>>686516162
Hehe~
>Cuddles
>>686516602
Hey Melinda!
>comforting hugs
>what happened?
>>686516701
Nice, I hope you enjoy them
>you and those peaches
>>686516329
i was okay!! but im not one for physical stuff lol, i liked orchestra better!!
you couldn't have been too bad!!
>>686516458
same old stuff lol, how about yours konata???
>>686516559
oooooo vacation! where at???
>>686516559
Nothing much too, just eating some chips~
>>686516602
Oh shit, wanna talk about it?
>>686516458
But peep doesn't know you. :c
>>686516329
Motion Blue is hurting you? I didnt ven notice it when I played
>>686516602
Uh oh what happened?
>>686515744
giv hugs pls
>happy hugs
>>686515863
It's not really necessary, don't worry about it.
I hope you have a great night.
>And I think you once called me 'innocent', but that was because of some QOTT someone came up with.
Not sure if that counts or not.
>>686515973
I'm doing fine, actually. I managed to digest some cup noodles.
I'm glad I'm slowly getting better.
What about you?
>>686516835
my weekend is good, my friends are graduating rn and I'm gonna watch on livestream :o
>>686516923
no pp here ;-;
>>686516792
How're you doing?
>cuddles back
>>686516835
Ocean City, MD
Its pretty nice
>>686516890
Nice, I hope you enjoy em!
>>686516947
>hey Rikka what's up
>>686517018
Sachiiiiiii~
>happy hugs
How have you been?
>>686517032
i'm petting a cat.
>>686515925
if you say so
>>686517037
>I managed to digest some cup noodles.
Good to hear, finally something that isn't tea, eh?
>What about you?
I'm doing pretty good, and I woke up at a more reasonable time yesterday (1PM), so that's something.
It's still not as good as I would want, but it's not 5PM.
>>686517175
Does it have claws though?
>>686517102
ill bet you're looking forward to that!! are you level 30 in lol yet???
>>686516701
sweet jesus. i dont have a big nyarko folder. nobody picks nyarko either. my folder has like 7 images
>>686516807
Thanks Prinz, I am enjoying them very much
Peaches are best fruit man
>>686516835
I was shit! I was really good at any other sports beside fucking football kek
You guys had an orchestra?? :o
>>686516947
Yeah, it's really noticeable for me..
>>686517114
Thank you!
>hugs
>>686517114
C..captain???
>>686517347
Damn maybe when I play it again I will notice it!
>>686517175
Maybe you could pet me instead.
>>686517114
I'm doing great!
And as you can see I may have drank too much~
>Pats your back, rubbing her cheek against yours
>>686517114
I 'accidentally' lost access to my TG account, I'm not missing your messages.
Sorry about the inconvenience, hope you're doing well.
>>686517175
>
>>686517037
Oh right I remember that, yeah it was just a little joke.
Hope you have a good night too.
>>686517175
Pet the pussy.
>>686516763
Yea, I used to watch at max 6 episodes a day, but now I've doubled that, or sometimes even more than 12 a day.
>Shiro
>>686517032
Oh shit waddup
>fearless hugs
>>686517342
That's good.
They are! I love peaches
>>686517347
You're welcome!
>tightly hugs back
>>686517429
Yes, it's me!
>happy hugs
How're you?
>>686516722
It's not good at all. I mad a stupid decision this morning. I should have listened to all of you...
>>686516763
Back in hospital. About to go into surgery again...
>>686516807
Hey Prinz
>Hugs
I hurt myself on accident. Have to go in for surgery number 3
>>686516890
Would if I could. Don't have time, about to go into surgery again. Doesn't look good...
>>686516947
I hurt myself after sneaking out of the hospital to go home...
>>686517347
what other sports did ya play???
yahhh we did, we did all kinds of different things lol
>>686517332
>off by one
>no dedication
Not looking good for you bro
>pic related is my Akiko best girl folder
And mine isn't even big at all. Shiki has 1600+
>>686517284
God dammit....
>>686517435
>pets softly
Moonpie has given me a lot of practice with this.
I've gotten pretty good at it.
>>686517476
>pets sensually
>>686517484
>pets harder
>>686516329
> Are you the same squid that had diarrhea?
No. This is the first time I decided to post on one of these threads, instead of ignoring them.
I'll be gone now.
Good night.
>>686517464
Ah I had a feeling. Don't do anything stupid!
>hehe~
>>686517476
Ah don't worry about it! I'm doing fine, how're you?
>>686517515
Oh no! I hope you feel better ;w;
>>686516022
>>686516207
Oh,I got it.
Anyway,I'd like her to take care of my all life for my eternal ease.
>>686517509
Oh I have missed you!
>Hugs back
I am doing alright. Family and I are having to move so thats the next chapter of my life
How are you?
>>686517515
Why were you trying to sneak out??
>>686512889
My waifu. Power Rangers is best anime
>>686517693
Headpats a best.
>>686517693
kek, sorry, I think that """joke""" is pretty old and annoying by now.
>>686517879
That sounds like slavery not a partnership.
She's white
>>686517664
i need to get finding images. damn. well i also have friends that come over, my friend next to me now thinks these threads are stupid. And finds anime pretty dumb
>>686517811
Like what?
>Nyaaaa~
>
>>686517515
Dude... thats not good. I hate to sound like a dick, but that was a stupid idea to sneak out before the all clear. Especially after the shit that happened to you.
>>686517114
i've been pretty good, had pretty nice walk earlier and now im super tired
how about you?
>more hugs
>>686517515
Now, I know I'm going to sound like an asshole, but that was a really dumb fucking mistake by you. You should've just listened to us man, I don't want to worry about you going through another surgery.
>implying there exists a better waifu than Camilla in anything ever created
>>686517515
Ah shit
Stay strong and come back friend
>>686517524
We played some hockey, basket ball, badminton. The usual sports that are played at school
That's nice! What did you guys do?
>>686517794
Ah well, see ya later maybe
>>686517429
>dat fucking gif
>>686518139
forgot image
>>686517811
Thanks friend.
>>686517935
I wanted to go home. I thought I was ready... I was wrong...
Fuck, I gotta go. Surgery time. Hopefully, of all goes well, I will be back in a few hours. If not, see you all around.
>>686517509
My brave little Prinz, it's good to see you. How goes it?
>>686517693
>Rubs into it
Yes, these are most quality pets. I am pleased and I approve; you've been taught well.
>>686518014
It's comparable to all the puns handy gets hehehe
Fun to mess with people playfully.
Don't worry about it qt~
>>686518020
Opinions
Useless argueing about it. Let your friend do things he enjoys and let us do what we enjoy. As long as it doesn't hinder either what does it matter?
>>686518152
wew lad
>
>>686518246
See you after the surgery.
>>686518152
You mean besides she?
>>686517935
Aww I missed you too!
>more hugs
Ah that's cool! Moving to a bigger or smaller house?
I'm good! My life has been relaxing for once, so I'm enjoying every minute
>>686518049
I.. I don't know~
>I.. In telegram
>>686518122
Ah that's good!
Im relaxing at the hotel, tired as well
>these hugs never end
>>686518246
You're welcome!
Good luck!
>>686518273
Good to see you too, friend. I'm pretty good, but tired asf. How're you?
>>686518017
I won't take her slave of course.
What I mean is to rear Hakase with her.
>>686517325
28, im getting there :o
>>686517496
i need to get on that
>>686517515
good luck ;-;
>>686512889
>waifuing a psychopath
anon, stop. you are going to die.
>>686518480
Hakase would be quite the handful.
Hope you can draw sharks well.
>>686518470
Just got home from the usual 10 hours, trying to relax and enjoy my night by jumping on some ranked SFV, but then I get hit with depression about how long I still must wait before B E S T L E G S is released and it makes me want to kill myself and go play USFIV. I don't know, maybe I'll finish that Bloodborne DLC or something.
Question. Any /waifu/ claimers in here tonight that speak Korean or Latin?
>>686518703
She is not a psychopath! Maybe slightly.
>>686518703
>implying no one ever waifus Yuno
GTFO newfag. Claim one already.
>>686518470
O-oh...
>Mh...
Well, work was pretty shitty today. We were pretty busy, but the problems started with one lady who had a large order and got super angry when we told her it would be a thirty five minute wait and demanded it be ready earlier. Mrs Suzane, the owner and nicest lady ever, will drop what she is doing to make orders for people like this, which she did. While the lady was ordering, and yelling at me and Mrs Suzane, several people called in orders and came to place orders. We weren't able to catch up to this rush and our kitchen started to fall behind, as more and more people placed orders. Some of the unluckiest people, bless most of them, ended up waiting an hour over what I had told them. Most were accepting about it, but still a bit annoyed. Three people, an older black woman and two soccer moms, got pretty angry. Even though I didn't do anything wrong, and could not do anything that would have made a difference, I felt like it was my fault, and the three bitches certainly thought it was also. I ended up having a bit of a panic attack, well more than a bit actually. Luckily, Mrs Suzane is the nicest lady ever and seemed to understand, and took over and let me have a break to compose myself. I was able to finish the shift, since not many other people called in and most canceled their orders when they heard it was an hour wait. The pork and broccoli I had really helped, and so did the shower I just took.
Tldr: Had a panic attack at work, but I am mostly better now. Not fishing for attention, just venting mostly. Fuck that one black lady, she was terrible
>>686518273
Good luck and well wishes from all the dwellers of schwanzfappenburgvania!
>>686519051
Venting is good. People like that first retard are the reason I hate people.
>>686518185
I only use it for you!
>>686518246
You should have waited until they said it was good to go. Alright well I hope everything goes alright I am praying for ya
>>686518470
>So many hugs
I have never lived in a house before haha I am moving to another condo around here its 1 floor and super cozy I cant wait. Thats awesome that you can relax now and chill with us when you want
>>686519051
Awww no poor fran, fucking mean people being unreasonable and rude. I deal with that shit too and it sucks! You just have to roll with it and try to make them happy but sometimes its bullshit. I am glad that you are calm now though!
>>686515264
Please don't. You're better than that.
>>686519051
sucks man hope the rest of your day improves
>>686519051
Old black ladies are scary stuff man.
>>686519051
My condolences
>always making an entrance
