grannies
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grannies
>>686504968
Anybody got any good granny stories? I got 1 or 2 if anybody wants.
"Well if it isn't anon, the only one of my grandchildren who comes to visit me"
>>686506132
I have none, always wanted to though. Lets hear yours. Both.
What age constitutes granny? I slept with an old coworker once, she was about 58 at the time.
please share the stories
>>686506336
58 is def granny. I think anything over 50 is granny.
>>686506336
congrats. You've fucked a granny. I'm jealous.
>>686506427
sure thing, one minute
>>686506336
i feel like anything over 50 can be that realm, 58 tho. sounds hot
Basically /b without rules http://telegram.me/joinchat/CntsWT9gFyR0nXItEyM1NA
>>686506576
Tightest pussy I've ever been in. That includes the 14 year old and 16 year old from when I was 18, way back when. She even let me take a few pics. No condom, came inside her. A bit overweight, but I wasn't going to complain.
>>686506637
Reporting my own post so the mods read this, the above guy is a spammer trying to start child porn trading in his chat room.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1192312466
>>686506952
Story?
Does anyone have this image - a woman with grey hair and a slim attractive body, naked and holding a packet of poprocks. I would love to see the rest of the set if it exists.
>>686507233
I'll tell it, but I'm too lazy to greentext. One second.
>>686507337
Noooooo. Green text.
>be me late 20's live in condo complex
>go to complex swimming pool, see slim woman swimming alone
>shes wet so cant tell what color her hair is
>get close enough to see shes quite old, 65 + but still fit af
>start convo with her, shes so lonley
>I can tell she likes my attention, sorta flex for her
>she stares at my bulge
>talk at the poolside for hours, she wont let me go
>she goes into the womens bathroom, looking over her shoulder at me
>I follow her in, there and slide up behind her
>she whispers "oh no, what if somebody comes in"
> I say "they wont" and strip her red one piece off
>shes startled af but into it, drops to her knees and sucks me
>I fuck her standing up againstt the wall
>she cums buckets, I bust hard
Turns out she was on 70 and on hormone therapy. She had lost 40 pounds in the previous 2 months and her sex drive had returned with a vengence. We had a 3 month fling whence I fucked all her holes on the reg.
>>686507198
damn, moar?
>>686507621
What happened to the fling? She die?
>>686507149
fuckin deeelicious
>>686508019
74 yr old pussy.
>>686507852
Damn that is nice
>>686507337
>Coworker in a fairly small office.
>Her mother had died a few months back, she was divorced and lonely.
>Casually mentioned one day she was signing up for random dating/hookup sites.
>Few weeks later, she had matched up with some guys, met one or two.
>Admitted she had been dabbling in sexting with them, but wanted nicer photos to send the guys she would be involved with.
>Offered to take the pics for her one day after work at her house, with her camera, she agreed.
>Went over, took a few pics for her, and at the end told her she was attractive, asked if she would be interested in having sex with me
>I told her it would also be a fun secret, since no one at the office would ever suspect it, nor believe it if it got leaked. She agreed to it
>We had sex, I got dressed and went home
>Don't see her much anymore, office downsized a couple years ago
>>686508102
not bad
>>686508041
No, she started feeling guilty. She was married to a guy who was 85 and was on his last legs. Forgot to mention that part.
>>686508319
Whoe shit. Poor feller. All well. Good story.
my gran used to blow and jerk me
we never fucked tho
she had a thin body tho not necessarily in shape
her tits were fairly perky considering
the rest of her wasn't great but not horrible
Any horny guy with who wants to fuck a real life granny is gonna get his chance in the future. With hormone therapy becoming so mainstream and easily available, these old birds are getting the pussies woken up from the dead by science.
i wish i could find a horny mature
>>686507852
Would love to fuck that
An older lady who shops at my work. She's over 50 and I want to bury my Dick in her
>>686506336
>>686506494
>>686506576
I have a question. At what age should a guy stop using the acronym "MILF"?
Can I find grannies on kik?
>>686509483
MILF if they have a kid and GILF soon as those kids have kids
fuckable 50+ is still a MILF
>>686509483
I guess once a woman is old enough to have grandkids, and not bear any children of her own
>>686509483
I say 50+ is officially granny. GILF is the appropriate term. The oldest Ive done was 75. Pretty kinky lady she was.
>>686509731
After 50 usually called a Gilf
grannies never does anal?
>>686509893
not if they're not a grandmother
>>686507852
Whatever you call that I want to fuck it
>>686509703
No, find grannies in public. If you are too scrared to approach an old lady who hasnt been fucked in decades, you got issues.
most of these are abhorrent. i would not want to 69 a 69yr old. * spews *
>>686509731
>>686509832
>>686509893
After 50, or 40 for that matter, they are called Ewww and Yuck.
>>686510221
That is what you think little virgin boy run along and play call to duty
>>686510221
Susan Sarandon proves otherwise
>>686510056
Ok
Most of them look busy tho (shopping or with family)
>>686510164
Agree with you on the pics in this post. Not good. But most old ladies dont want to be seen in a sexual way, thats why granny porn is awful. Real life grannies FTW.
>>686510456
>>686507852
What is wrong with her
>>686509731
An 18 year old with a kid is not a MILF. Thats the school slut. A young girl who fucked up her life. Yeah, shes a mother, but MILF is used to describe older women. Same as the term, "Cougar", except MILFs don't exclusively chase younger guys like cougars do.
>>686505519
sauce?
>>686510338
This vid is actually some of the best granny porn Ive ever seen. Outdoors and shes hot for her age and shes actually really into it. Not over acting or faking it.
>>686510613
nope, soon as they have a kid they are officially a MILF (assuming they are fuckable/attractive)
>>686505651
Sauce?
>>686510406
Goddamn, she got a death grip on that dick.
Always had a fantasy about fucking a much older woman. I feel like there would be no college girl bullshit/ emotional baggage, just hot dirty sex.
>>686510568
too fat for me. that belly is going to get in the way. Grannies arent flexible. they need to at least be slim.
>>686504968
That's fucking hot for a granny. Any more?
>>686510456
I get many opportunities in my line of work making house calls for tv related issues.I could tell many a story about the horny housewife, neglected by her husband. When I meet a horny granny, I ask myself could I kiss that mouth? The answer is always no so nothing more happens.
>>686510866
You are thinking literally. MILF is not a literal term. Its slang.
Go to any porn site and put MILF in the search bar. You won't find any college girls, even if they do have kids.
If we're going to speak literally, then I should be able to find a chick with an actual pig's tail sticking out of her ass when I search for "pigtails".
>>686510385
Yeah they dont flirt. You have to be the aggressor. Tell her she is looking gorgeous and she really caught your eye. She will be so surprised that she will want to fuck you just to thank you for the nice compliments.
>>686511512
They're always skaggs tho right? I work a summer job at a factory, theirs horny older women that eyeball me, none worth their salt tho.
>>686511512
Too bold. Compliment her to the point where she is blushing. Dont ask for action straight away. Of course she will shoot that shit down. Thats creepy.
>>686504968
https://youtu.be/Bn-TPWRnwFk
There's about to be a riot at a graduation also dislike
>>686511641
your argument is fallacious as fuck.
Pigtails are a style of hair, if you search for porn with pigtails you're gonna find porn with chick in pigtails
MILF is an acronym, not a word. Mom I'd Like to Fuck. Keyword: Mom
The M does not stand for "attractive older woman" it stands for Mom
>>686510728
Link please?
>>686512142
Dislike it https://youtu.be/Bn-TPWRnwFk
>>686512139
yea dude you are thinking too literal.
Granny im bangin
>>686513083
I guess it was a bad angle. Would fuck all nite.
>>686507335
You're welcome
>>686512139
Sorry man. When you mention MILF to most of the world (or whoever uses the word) they're not going to be thinking of no 18 year old with a kid. They're going to be thinking of someone older.
Not trying to be funny, but you kind of sound like that guy that nobody likes to talk to because he is too serious.
>>686513324
hnnng moar??
>>686513250
not at all, you're just disregarding the definition.
>>686513485
I'd fuck her.
>>686513529
I don't disagree with that but there's no doubting that if you see a banging 24yo with a kid and someone says 'look at that MILF' that you wouldn't know who they're talking about
>Not trying to be funny, but you kind of sound like that guy that nobody likes to talk to because he is too serious.
sounds like you're projecting a bit there, mate
>>686513485
the navel peirce tells me shes just an old looking 45. There are tons of those. Look 10 yrs older than they are cuz tanning in the 90's and 00's
>>686513755
so hard
>>686513684
>>686514076
Damn, son. Would love to hear story.
>>686513703
most people, or i should say, the vast majority, don't think that way. while you are technically correct, MILF is not used to describe a 20 year old with a kid.
>>686514076
>btw im black
>>686513703
>"hot as fuck,"
>"OH REALLY??? WHAT WAS THE RECORDED TEMPERATURE AT YOUR LAST FUCK AT SEA LEVEL WITH AN APPROVED TEMPERATURE MEASUREMENT STATION?? WHAT WAS THE HUMIDITY AND WINDSPEED DURING SAID FUCK? ARE YOU REGARDING THE TEMPERATURE IN THE SPACE BETWEEN THE PENIS AND VAGINA AS THE PENIS WAS INSERTED INTO THE VAGINA? WAS THE MEASUREMENT STATED IN CENTIGRADE OR FAHRENH
>>686514290
read>>686513986
I'll repeat: The immediate association with older chicks is obviously there but there's no doubting that if you see a banging 24yo with a kid and someone says 'look at that MILF' that you wouldn't know who they're talking about
I would be all over her, really nice, age is like wine, gets better as it ages
>>686514464
please, kill yourself, mankind needs this
>>686511943
I don't think you comprehended what was said, have another read
>>686514841
Thank you, spokesperson for mankind, so humbling of you to frequent /b/
>>686514370
How old is she? She looks early 50's. The hottest granny I ever fucked was black, well actually Dominican. 62 yrs old, 5'1, 100 lbs and rode my dick like a wild woman.
>>686514502
I agreed with you.
>>686511750
often unattractive yeah and desperate or delusional they can get someone like me ( YEAH ) and often thinking it will get them out of paying for my services.
>>686515245
As in dominican republic or dominica. Im from dominica. As for the granny I would say early 50s.
>>686513324
whatever the opposite of winner, winner, chicken dinner is, it is you
>>686515529
Dominican Republic. I called her lil Tina Turner cuz she wore a wig like Turner did in her 80's hey day. She actually died two years ago. pretty sad.
You never asked her age after sex?
Grandpas?
>>686514004
Damn. I guess what they said about white women is true.
>>686515878
Johnny Manziel.
>>686515869
Doesnt matter, had sex :^)
Whoevers posting sally d angelo, more. Favorite granny
>>686517069
kek
his biggest victory was getting that gran to let him mow her box.
>>686517069
Nah, I don't see it bro.
Anybody with experience picking up GILF's? I really want to slide into some mature pussy but not sure how to approach or where to find them?
>>686517791
Most of them are not that heavy. You can just thrown one over your shoulder.
>>686517791
I find it easy to pick up on GILFs bcuz Im not afraid of being flat out rejected by them as I would be being rejected by a woman in my age range. Just start a friendly convo. "Nice weather we are having" will work as an ice breaker with a GILF, but not with a 25 yr old. From there compliment her clothing, hair, face and eventually compliment her legs or ass. Then she knows you are wiling to bed her (they think most guys are not willing) thats about all I do. From there the ball is in her court. If she hits it back to you, even once, pounce on that shit like a hungry lion on a chicken.
>>686519687
That would fuck my head up.
>>686521003
omg, wtf! has this been leaked yet?
