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>>686503212
vegimites aight, i have it on toast when I feel bad and hungry. I can't usually stomach most foods when I'm feeling sad. like my body just completely shuts out food
when my dog died and my mother blamed it on me I didn't eat for 2 days
so who wants coffee
>>686503819
I don't like coffee.
>>686503819
Coffee is good.
>>686503867
I don't like your shit drawings
>>686503961
Good thing I'm not an artist.
>>686503819
I dont drink it
>>686503819
Just had almost a litre
>>686504207
Damn man.
That was under 4 minutes...
>>686503867
there's water for tea too
>>686503892
the good thing about internet coffee is the mouthfeel, no time to spend with your mouth in use, just text comms
>>686504194
drink me then
>>686504207
ily foxy
>>686504157
Wow, nice feet!
>>686504376
#evolution
>>686504471
I don't like tea, either.
>>686504471
Also, why the fuck is there an ifunny watermark on that?
>>686504471
This is the outfit one of the local baristas was wearing today.
>>686504641
Where do you live? I want to move there.
>>686504641
is that.. an imageswap?
>>686504755
Washington
>>686504784
Nope, baristas really dress like that here.
>>686504784
Obviously not. Read the text.
>>686504612
it's a meme
>>686504471
gfy lizzy
>>686504784
Hey! there you go, if you're as petite as you say, you could be a bikini barista.
They make fuck tons of money.
>>686504471
i dont know you
>>686504889
I've always wanted to move to Canada, or anywhere cold and preferably mountainous, but I've a new consideration now.
>>686504641
Pawsbolutely disgusting
>>686505053
dont have the body for it, to skinny i look like a spoopy
>>686505165
>cardio
>eat more
You'll be there in 3 months.
>>686505165
Skinny is fine.
>>686505380
>not sure if benis or large horse clit
>>686505473
Not a benis.
>>686504983
you're a stud
>>686505085
i could use the introduction, it's been some time ive seen you with the snek threads
>>686505380
>>686505473
benis
Just saw that at the source today
>>686505527
>>686505586
Ah well, fine with me either way.
>>686505224
wishit was that simple, I had mcdonalds for dinner last night and whatever the day and whatever yesterady blah blah blah
high metabolism is what im saying, I just can't gain weight
>>686505261
ive also get stretch marks on my back and bad acne on my upper chest area.
>>686505534
hi
>>686505684
do you do drugs?
>>686505527
From Nightfaux's submission page:
>Kind of refreshing to draw this, I don't think I've ever drawn the actual trapping part of my traps x3
>Also, I never realized how hard it is to draw a taped-back dong when the taper is packing like 13 inches and two baseballs <:3c
>>686505637
That's fine too.
>>686505534
A dog actually. Or a renard
>>686505855
no its not
>>686505817
Interdasting..
I know the horse character and it's always a mare...
>>686505791
besides alcohol, no.
>>686505637
>high metabolism is what im saying, I just can't gain weight
High metabolism is a meme. That isn't how that works, it defies the laws of thermodynamics. It's literally impossible. Trust me, I've been a /fit/izen for 4 years now, I know my shit. I've lost 15 pounds in the last 2 months, down to about 100 pounds. I promise you, you don't eat as much as you think you do. And it isn't just about one day, it's about every day, and the entire week. You absolutely can gain weight. Don't think you can? Try the Starting Strength beginner weightlifting routine for 3 months and drink a gallon of milk a day as suggested for those underweight. I guarantee you that you will absolutely gain weight.
>>686505958
Sure it is.
>>686506042
speaking of, i really wanna drink right now and roll over and die
>>686505919
my real name is ren, believe it or not
>>686505618
>>686505855
Certainly, butt in an sfur thread there will always be >= 1 ppl that'll disagree
>>686505637
>ive also get stretch marks on my back and bad acne on my upper chest area.
And as for that, it all comes down to diet. Stop eating McDonalds, and it will go away. When I was fat, it was because I had a shitty diet, and subsequently shitty skin. Eat better, and it will change. If it doesn't, then exfoliate and moisturize after every shower. You skin will luck much better, I swear to you.
>>686506042
cheers im sittin back right now on a fosters
>>686505987
Yup, butt since about year or two ago everyfur's genderfluid
I blame global worming
>>686506126
im sorry im to tired and I didn't acutally read your block of text
the other problem is i get full, and when i get full im full for a while, and if I dont need to eat then i dont eat cause its a waste of food
>>686506128
it is
>>686506457
Deleted from inventory.
>>686506549
>it is
It is ok.
>>686506390
tiiime, eeeeeeefort.
i'll make myself presentable when I need to be, I hate wearing tight or revealing clothes anyway. I prefer long warm baggy pants and hoodies anyway.
>>686506652
it is NOT haha trickded you
>>686506222
I can believe
Is it just that or short fur smth?
>>686506754
i fucking love twokinds
>>686506800
short for aren
my eleventh dimensional name is elizabeth tho
>>686506409
nice
>>686506608
uwot
littens gonna brb, gotta check somethin
>>686506549
I'm trying to help you, but okay.
Then eat more. You have to force yourself eat, just like how I've had to force myself to not eat.
>>686506689
Which is fine. Just saying, achieving a body like the one Gerald posted is really easy.
>>686507004
The picture has been removed from my folder of pictures.
>>686506988
>Aren
What ethnicity is that name?
>are those some dholes?
>>686507093
I will throw up, legit cause i have before
>>686506988
Also,
>you have atleast 11 names that are dimensional
or
>your name in the 11th dimension is Elizabeth
>>686507418
You don't have to eat all at once. It's suggested that you eat 4-6 small meals every day. The "3 meals a day" thing is bullshit. You can just have a little snack every few hours. And you also don't have to start out that way. You can't just double your caloric intake, obviously problems will arise. Eat a little more every day until you reach your total daily energy expenditure (TDEE) + 500 calories.
https://tdeecalculator.net/
>>686507772
is that supposed to look like blood?
>>686507168
Thought I read you agree that benis was OK too butt guess I got crosseyed fur a moment
>>686507772
still, I wont end up doing it because
A. I don't have a wide variety of food I enjoy eating, infact I just really don't like most foods other than snacks and junk
and B
I can't even afford to be alive right now
>>686507304
egypt actually
i cant stop posting them. my tulpa is confused itself into accidentally creating a multifractal of fox quasi-being of the orange variety
>>686507710
i was in a past life named elizabeth, but we'll get to that later.
>>686507896
Indeed you did.
No benis for me.
what up fags
>>686507772
>dat calculator
I've tried several of these and everytime I'm suprised how much you can eat a day and still maintain a very low weight
>even w/ the no excercise factor
>>686508072
ey nerd
>>686508072
The sky
>>686508072
Not me, I took care of that shortly after getting home from work.
>>686508072
>implying
>>686508317
ay snok guy what up
>>686508457
original.
>>686508543
i haven't done that yet today
maybe later
>>686507946
>I don't have a wide variety of food I enjoy eating, infact I just really don't like most foods other than snacks and junk
Trust me, I know how that is. I hate most foods. But if you need to gain weight, then you have to force yourself.
>I can't even afford to be alive right now
But you can afford McDonald's?
>>686508304
It's not entirely accurate of course. It should be seen as a basic guideline. I suggest seeing a nutritionist. But everyone is different, and I absolutely swear to everyone that is fat, you don't eat as little as you think you do. And if you're skinny, you don't eat as much as you think you do. I've been in the fitness game for as long as I've been coming to these threads, I know my stuff.
>>686508642
vidyas
>>686507957
isis gtfo plz
>my tulpa is confused itself into accidentally creating a multifractal of fox quasi-being of the orange variety
Does this say your tulpa created itself a tulpa (to some level)
>i was in a past life named elizabeth
Ur words are in the wrong order. Probably
>>686508072
Trying to explain to people proper diet and exercise. What are you up to?
>>686508646
i didn't buy it, i live with family friends and they were going out for sushi for dinner and offered to get me somethign on the way back
>>686508642
Somepony was very happy to see me and insisted.
>>686507964
That's sad
>>686508646
Mcdonalds can actually be extremely cheap.
>>686508618
ill imply all i want
call the cops they cant un-imply implications
>>686508721
i did all of them today i got bored
>>686508765
im chill
just had shower
might watch a film or something
>>686508789
damn horsefuckers man
>>686508860
Not really.
I'm quite happy only playing with vaginas.
>>686508072
>fags
>literally addresses only himself
>>686508772
And how much do you eat aside from that? Tell me as much as you can remember from the past week, and what you ate every day.
>>686508937
Yes, I know it can be. But it can be expensive as well. But that's not the point. It's the fact that people don't understand what metabolism is.
>>686508952
Nice, sounds lovely.
>>686508952
True, they can't, but I can write a strong worded letter of complaint.
>>686508952
And not always by our own choice.
Hiya pervs. What is of the happenings?
>>686508952
you did all the vidya?
>>686509112
not much man, like usually just 2 minute noodles, weetbix and hamncheesenmayo sandwitches for breakfast/lunch (only have one per day, so if i have breakfast i dont have lunch, if i have lunch i dont have breakfast)
dinner is whatevers on, usually just meat and potatoes or somethign along those lines
then at like 2am i occasionally go out and make another ham and cheese and mayo sanwiccch
>>686508646
Inaccurate like how? Supposedly they're based on WHOs formula so it should have some science behind it. Butt yeah, they dokn't seem right butt I dokn't know why
>>686508761
i actually didn't create it intentionally, a version of my self from the future did then, and brought it to me one day in this lucid dream. and this kinda leaves me out of the causal loop, extradimensional or akashically speaking.
>>686509063
i may be gay but i think you are 20x more of a fucking faggot than i am
pretty sure everyone else would agree too.
>>686509112
its decent
kinda tired tho
idk watdo
>>686509151
doesn't mean imma read it
>>686509174
well hey at least you are only a top
or horse rape could get pretty ugly
>>686509282
yea i injected so many vidyas
>>686509043
>has never knotted
>>686509531
I'll still send it, regardless.
>>686509591
Knot interested in a benis in my ass.
>>686509629
ill piss on it and send it back
>>686509199
Fur and img limits
