Here tho.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Here tho.
bamp
yes? someone asked for sharpies. 404'd while I was looking
>>686502211
Hold your ass open with 3 fingers each hand and push like you need to shit
>>686502211
Use sharpie to draw a picture of Jimmy Krankie on your thigh.
>>686502455
Holy fuck yes
>>686502211
Draw me a picture
>>686502211
omg you got me *-*
>>686502455
Wow must see
you like bbc?
>>686502211
That's..overdoing it.
>>686501703
you said no for both tumblr and new vid lst thread
i don't care about tumblr either but cmon
a new vid of you stretching and gaping would be very welcome
>>686502836
>>686502455
Cum buckets to fucking see this
wasnt gonna post but heres thred 2
your voice is awesome, I got to sing that song, red red rose in college choir,
dont let people from the internet into your life, and dont get famous. People will use you and before you know it, your looks might fade and you'll be an adult with no skills.
you have a great body, personality, and logic. continue your fun on here, but more importantly, make something of yourself after you close the browser.
>>686502836
Pencil dick pathetic not bbc
>>686502211
I asked for sharpies in the last thread. This is amazing. Can you also put some in your pussy? I wanna see both your holes filled with sharpies
>>686502455
its too dark tbh. I'll get either a better webcam or better lighting someday. well, I'm moving soon so I'll have more space and light anyway
Hey OP
Just to thank you ! Had a rough couple of weeks and your pics are cheering me up
>>686501703
You look like a girl I taught at college, oldfag here
>>686503267
Psh, please nigga.
u ever tried to fist urself?
>>686502933
its attempting to beat the record. I can't believe you're on 4chan and thats "Overdoing" it
>>686503076
what are you on about. I've a degree and plenty of skills which far outweigh any looks I might have (plain to average at best) objectively speaking.
>>686503443
Lol bro, that's a pencil dick. Why are you so proud of it?? Girth is way more important than length, sorry faggot
>>686503673
You sure like looking at my dick.
>>686503443
Kek wtf is that paki dick
>>686503348
Holy fuck I'm gonna cum so hard I wold love gape that fucking ass. How wide can you stretch your ass with fingers inside your ass
>>686503673
looks fine to me to be honest.
>>686503323
I can't really do dp anymore. its sore as fuck. out of practice
>>686501703
You know we all want a finger bang video (;
>>686503776
bigger than yours is what it is, bitchboy.
>>686502211
At the end of the thread you said guys don't like girls like you, or that they're lying when they say you're cute.
That's untrue. A lot of guys would literally kill to have a girl like you. Maybe you're just looking for the wrong type of guy, or some shit like that.
whats her name?
>>686504024
oh what a shame. How did your pussy get so sore?
Do you have a skirt? I would love to see an upskirt pic of your ass and pussy
>>686504038
vids take too long with my internet
>>686504170
No one likes Niggers go away
>>686504241
can you use two fingers from each hand? then spread as wide as you can
>>686504362
Can you take a picture of your pussy or ass with text "Farmer Chris" please?
hey scotty
FEET THO?
>>686504344
there just isn't any room in there when I 'm plugged I guess
>>686504344
well, I have this., being a filthy weeb.
Im not too keen on taking requests now as the lock on my door is broken
>>686504341
AdorableChan
>>686504362
Youu able to push your asshole out hold ass open with both hand with fingers inside and stretch push out as hard as you can
>>686504317
No it's just fact. I'm too awkward around people. People find me weird. And no one is into that despite the "manic pixie dream girl, shy qt" thing
but I'm not looking exactly
>>686504756
Yes please
>>686504680
woah what a nice picture.
Also, do you have diagnosed BPD? You remind me of somebody i was friends with a lot time ago.
Any pics of you eating toast. I love toast.
>>686504362
You should recreate this for me, then (:
>>686504756
Noice
>>686504619
heyy
>>686504667
yup
>>686504484
are you a farmer. I like farmers
>>686505143
I am a farmer. :)
If you do that picture request I will print that baby out and hang in my barn, and add picture of doing so. <3
>>686504941
no I don't think I have anything. Maybe depression but im not going to do anything about it.
>>686504995
could actually go some toast
>>686505143
>those feet
my hero <3
>>686504680
Dat ass is fat. How can I find a girl like you?
My gf doesn't like me putting stuff in her ass. How can I make her do the butt stuff you do?
>>686505143
I had some pics of you when you had a bush
I reformatted my hdd and lost everything
Any chance you could post 1 or 2?
you're driving me crazy...I want to play with you all kinds of ways... delightful to spend the whole afternoon with you in your comfy bedroom all alone, just us...mmm
>>686505301
What you have on it though? Very important.
>>686504756
I'd come so hard to this
>>686505143
write a B on both ass cheeks so when you bend over it spells BoB.
>>686505143
toes?
>>686504840
I also love the shy qt3.14 but still too personally passive to make a move. it's a curse.
>>686504756
Can you do more ass stuff like this so sexy
>>686505143
you've got some comfy cave tho!
Stuff some a plug up your ass
can we see u pee?
>>686505301
Interesting.
Maybe look into it, sexual bullshit aside, the attitude,mindset,and the body dysmorphic issues are all very similar.
Low chance or whatever, but mental health first, kids.
best of luck in life, you seem genuine, and I appreciate that. I date someone that comes across a lot like you, some people are cool with the "weird".
>>686505048
tried
yes my hair is ridic. like I said in last thread. cant be bothered
>>686505917
wtf is wrong with you faggot
>>686506009
>bothered
dont judge, we all have our fetishes
>>686506003
Really fucking love your tits. Would love to see more of them.
>>686506003
>>686506003
your hair makes you look like you just got ravaged by a huge dick
pretty hot tbh
>>686505345
um I don't know. I only got interested because the guy I liked said he was into it. despite never having done it. just thought it might be a nice thing to offer in a relationship. >>686505409
try the girls with pubes thread on /soc/
>>686505439
marmite. no shame
>>686505673
it is far too small so I decided to play on that. I've fairylights too but its too messy to get to the plugs :c I've always had the biggest bedroom but then my parents moved here and downsized. cant fit anything I own in it.
>>686506003
can we see you in doggy style position seen fro the side?
>>686506149
me too, really
>>686506003
>>686506003
My god, would fuck you senseless.
Do the "Farmer Chris" please!
>>686505935
its not dysmorphia though. I just know my own faults and its fine.
is your sleeping schedule fucked as well scott?
>>686506234
have you tried to fist your ass?
>>686506003
Holy fuck push your tits together with your arms and spit or drool on them
whats her name?
>>686506544
Sweet mother of Joseph you need to
>>686506464
your faults make my dick diamonds
obviously its not much coming from some virgin neckbeard off of /b/, but just know that you have a body that evokes erections from most of the guys in this thread
>>686505917
actually yes I have two videos. hang on
>>686506003
You made it even better, thanks cupcake
>>686506544
My dick says yes to this
>>686506234
Damn and you were seeming so nice. Marmite!
>>686506691
OMFG THANK YOU, gonna start a fap
>>686506691
can u give me the link pls?
>>686506777
Including face?
>>686506777
Wow I'm speechless
>>686506544
Could we see this please your perfect
>>686506956
its old pic its 1:23 currently in the uk dumbass
>>686506777
nice trips. a shame your arm is blocking your boobs. Nipples in the pic would have made it perfect
>>686506691
https://mega.nz/#!adgAXAoA!P8Iy6KQ8fAHyf0y2FIiLdQCKkOvN_2R5DKI0rDh0sTE
https://mega.nz/#!3ABDmDjT!n7kJPKdQZZ7x8Ci1odP7KvOQ8gIizq-7O0hCSi3QT3s
pee vids
I never judge
>>686506768
its the best but you have to do it right. I think people overdo it most of the time.
>>686506544
yeah okay. I still want to go get toast though
>>686506777
No worries, I will be persistent! Write on note "Farmer Chris" whilst in your favorite position!
Make a farmers cold night warm.
>>686506777
Well shit, this is great :D You look sexy af
Oh my lord OP I remember you from threads you've posted long ago. I've always had a huge crush on you and I fap to your pics on the regular. I've always wanted Moar and today is my lucky day
>>686506003
I want you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you, just the two of us in your room with me holding you in my arms
>>686507200
love u
>>686507214
Not OP, is it OK if I do it?
Shitty tribute on the way. Gimme a sec.
Someone best be archiving all this
>>686506479
yes it's festival time this is the only day I havent been absolutely smashed since monday. So its messed everything up. I also left my job
Please more asshole pics
>>686507415
Of course!
>>686506956
yeah im kind of just reposting. I have so many pics tbh
>>686507623
dont repost pls
do u have any of peeing on urself?
When this is archived, how would you like us to call you?
>>686507471
its just a pic dump tbh. cmon im always on /soc/
>>686507316
aw ha. well try /soc/ they're a bit friendlier to me and tend not to post my personal shit like some absolute faggots
yeah I can do it
>>686507623
have you played with fruits? tried a banana or a cucumber?
>>686507545
This
>>686507200
Ive get to be persuaded on marmite. If ever in glasgow you could try so.
>>686507732
you're acting like I haven't done tis many times before. dont archive it though. I dont really like seeing my pictures coming up with reverse image search. no one does. save and enjoy or whatever but thats not needed.
any pics of feet in stocking/pantyhose?
>>686507521
what festival was that? where i live they start mid-end summer
sorry to hear that though, were you doing some gardening work i think?
>>686507793
good way to get an infection
>>686508073
this
norepost pls, open ur ass and and make force like u are shitting
>>686508139
whisky week. Yeah I left because I was working really badly (I'll own up to that) because it was 24 degrees (not used to it in scotland) so yeah I was being slow as fuck and my boss starts shouting at me like I'm a child. and I'm hot and on my period so I just shouted fucking do it then and walk out. :c
but its okay because now I can move out
when the thread died i thought you'd deleted and fucked off, welcome back i guess
where in glasgow you moving to?
>>686508508
wt was ur job?
>>686508508
God PLEASE add "Farmer Chris" to a picture.
Also, I live in Ireland
>>686508510
well, paisley. Paisley Glasgow. same thing. I'm pretty terrified. I've moved out before but I always had an income from loans or was renting cheap rooms of people. This will be my first place funded solely by the dole! not very secure and will probably be soul destroying. And I'll be so poor :/
but I'm trying
>>686508624
i am a prostitute but my fucking boss always takes half of my money
>>686508717
I will. im waiting on food
>>686508717
I don't think she likes you farmer chris
>>686507200
Any non pee vids? Toys or anal stuff?
>>686508508
>tfw you will never sit on my face
>>686508882
im sure it would be better money than gardening
>>686508882
waaaaaaaat? now u make me angry... i realy hate this world
norepost pls, open ur ass and and make force like u are shitting
>>686508839
I'll give you three quid a week for looking after my cats while I'm at work. You can eat whatever I've got in house.
>>686508919
You're a peach!
What are you having?
>>686508839
it's a start, not gonna lie paisley is a shitehole at the best of times
you planning on working or anything at some point?
>>686508508
meanwhile im dreaming of constant 24c here it can get up to 35-ish its a fucking nightmare
sorry to hear tho that but at least you did a badass style of quitting i guess
>>686507200
Goddamn I could drink a jug of that. Would love to be beneath you with my mouth wide open. Then lap your lips clean.
>>686501703
I said I'd tribute if you did the thing so here you go. It's pretty shitty so sorry about that.
https://mega.nz/#!KY0jlQoa!YBngldjvY4CuQmZXcnvyEpKP3M_fGIn31nOUY2_ET-w
>>686508839
Wanna sell custom videos to rich Americans?
>>686509964
>rich
>inferior currency
>american
>rich in diabeetus
fuck no, americans are white niggers
Bumping for the magnificent woman!
>>686510215
How's about exploit the fetishes of perverts in the US who like to jerk off to Scottish girlies
>>686509274
toast
>>686509215
do love cats
>>686509365
Its like anywhere. good bits, bad bits. and the good bits are about the same rental wise as glasgows worst. and I've stayed in govan...
Genuinely quite fond of the place will not hear one word against it
>>686510557
You have a blank stare
Your eyes look empty
>>686509964
you could find somebody better actually
sold my underwear once though but it was a lot of hassle
>>686510557
>>686510732
cool
>>686510557
love all Ur pics but I like Ur face the most. :)
are you that girl who breeds moths
OP, do you have any hobbies by chance? art? music?
>>686510776
babes. I have hairless cats who I will have to leave. it wouldn't be fair to take them with me even though I bought them. they love my fam too much
>>686510637
true and I'm sure you know the place better than me but every time I've been about paisley it's been a complete and utter fucking disaster
I'll stick to my comfy southside
>>686510759
If you say so, but I love paying amateurs to make jerk off instruction videos for me. I'm not after your panties. I mean , actually I'd buy your dirty pants and suck them clean, but that's not what I'm after.
out of curiosity are you that girl on /soc i met who gets off to seeing peoples orgasm faces and refused to show your tits or anything. Also you were a bit of a sex addict. it was hot.
>>686510557
Farmer Chris approves.
>>686511117
Might be a daft question but how do they feel?
>>686510557
is that the tree of gondor you faggit
>>686511282
are you chris fae bute?
>>686509923
Is this guy the only one who did I tribute for you so far? Maybe I should do one too?
>>686511061
yes I am. Got a tattoo recently to commemorate my love for the little dudes. inb4 trashy
>>686511105
outdoor shit mainly
>>686510557
You are hawt. Spread pussy pls
>>686511267
no
>>686511417
like a peach or warm velvet
>>686511500
Oh I missed that one. Yeah I made a whole thread for the purpose before..
>>686511117
give your cats a goodbye gift before you leave
>a bj
>and record it obviously
>>686511694
Good description. Cheers for that.
>>686511655
finishing tea
>>686511613
Your feet are legit perfect, moar??
>>686512113
Fucking A, making us wait is making me harder.
>>686511613
Buffalo Bill style moth breeder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ
im off to bed, thanks for the butthole pics and enjoy your move to paisley, nn
Paisley is a dump anyway, glasgow in general is shite sadly
>>686512113
Hold that cup with your tits, nips showing! almost done
>>686512113
Do you have more pics/vids of stuff inserted in your butt or pussy?
Have you tried to stuff your panties inside your pussy or ass?
>>686501703
wtf ru
>>686512741
Can you spread that ass for us? I'd like to see the asshole I'm dreaming of rimming.
>>686512741
and this one because why not
>>686512693
don't really care tbh. im right outside a bus stop so i'm slightly less likely to be raped. all my mates are in paisley too. But I love Glasgow. I love its shiteness
Do you ever worry that your friends or family might find your pictures online?
>>686513086
what age are you?
>>686512741
Are you up for doing some body writing?
>>686513030
>>686512990
yeah some more buttplug ones
>>686512741
10/10 you wonderful babe!
I'm plugging in the printer as we speak, are there anymore pictures you'd like to see printed out?
What an ugly bitch
>>686512741
recommend me some tea please i really like it but im a pleb at it buying lipton at the supermarket
>>686508073
Those disgusting titties...yuck! You must feel real good about yourself Ailsa Livingstone. Showing off your nasty self to a bunch of basement dwelling trolls. Congratulations you're exactly what's wrong with this world.
Hi OP, nice pics. Got any too tight tshirts to try on for us?
>>686513285
hmm, I kinda wanna see something else in your ass than your butt plug. unless it is a vid, then post it asap
>>686513086
Let's see that sweet pussy spread!!
>>686513285
Yummy :D any chance of spread pussy?
>>686513190
well I'd rather it didn't happen but to be honest I'd just roll with it. I think my friends can handle seeing me naked. Or have seen me naked. a lot of them know I do this anyway. I'm not ashamed. I'm an adult who takes pictures.
none of my family are actually online anyway
>>686513190
also a friend of a friend found me on /soc/ before. not a single fuck given. we laugh about it when we see each other and he keeps trying to get me to fuck him now actually. nah
>>686513086
One tit close up. They are sexy like none other!!
Your hair is so gorgeous do you have any more pics of just your face showing your hair?
>>686513403
Or perhaps try hard assholes like you are what's wrong with the world eh?
>>686513190
>implying this whore has friends or family
Kek
>>686513403
yeah.. slavery, human-dealership, wars, people dying of hunger and a hundred other things
WHO CARES about those, the real problem is that some girls like to show off anonymously on the internet
fucking neckbeard kys
>>686513864
Oh shit! We got a clever low class whore on our hands here!
>>686513403
of course I don't feel good about myself. Well done though. my real name. very cute
>>686513376
Well breakfast tea is all much the same but if you go for leaves then orange pekoe or lapsang souchong but some people are funny about that one
if your ever in Glasgow, drop by cale uni for some banter
>>686513599
Can you write "Foo Fighters suck balls" on a piece of paper?
why you all going wild over this shit? She's at most a 3/10
>>686513599
>>686513698
That's good to hear.
Moar feet?? Preferably with tits/pussy inshot.
Why'd you do this op? Just out of boredom or does it turn you on?
>>686514159
I disagree I think she's very attractive. Then again I am 40.
>>686514039
Could you write Josh somewhere and upload that?
The amount of sad desperate kids in here is hilarious. You'll all never get laid and continue to be alone.
>>686513537
hm yeah I've a video of a shampoo bottle
https://mega.nz/#!nZInxARQ!hdOBRacrjnAmxPNDk5ih016_QR7J2QPGIeax72ewfZE
>>686513403
its just a bit of fun anyway. I think its worse to be the one feeling the need to bring strangers down. and hey. neckbeards are people too, but I seriously doubt here that everyone is.
>>686514031
I'm not OP tho. Or a girl lol. You're trying way too hard pal.
>>686514039
Sexy, delicious coral pink. Would eat raw.
Can you suck your own toes?
>>686514159
Fuck you man. She's smoking! I need more tits
>>686501703
Open mouth with tongue out
>>686513599
more like this pls
>>686514289
acting like a tough guy on /b/ is like winning the paralympics. youre still retarded
now fuck off
>>686514278
If you think she's attractive I dread to think what the women you've slept with look like, even at 40 and on a dry spell I wouldn't sleep with that fucking orc
>>686514039
Do you sometime go on omegle?
>>686514409
Then go find an actual woman in real life you fucking basement dwelling neckbeard
>>686513895
of course I do. I dont know how its possible to do anything in life and have no friends but I've been through college, uni and I've worked for the last 10 years so believe me I have met people.
>>686513838
so much hair
>>686514039
Take pic wearing bikini pls?
>>686514454
Suit yourself. 42 here and cute sexy bit of young stuff like her is what I dream of wrecking my marriage over.
>>686514712
bikini pic pls ;__;
>>686514518
i have a gf (kinda, its more like a friends with benefits thing) but its a lot easier to find interesting people and weirdos here
if they dump naked pics meanwhile that its just a benefit
>>686514454
She's got a cute face, very nice body and doesn't seem to be a total fud. If she dates old men like me I'd take her for tea!
>>686514072
I went to cali actually
anyway surprised the haters took this long. I know I'm not attractive. who cares. You're pretty fucked up if you're trying to hurt me to be honest.
>>686514762
Ok I wouldn't go that far
>>686514754
never worn a bikini
>>686514975
start now?
>>686515058
well, I don't own one.
>>686515106
:'(
Pictures in panties?
Feet feet feet
cute enough for me and I'm no neckbeard. Seems down to earth.
Not sure why I'm back on this fucking board though
>>686514889
wat did u study? am 3rd Business Management
>>686514931
Eh, it's fun in my dreams. Gotta jerk off to something.
>>686514353
>https://mega.nz/#!nZInxARQ!hdOBRacrjnAmxPNDk5ih016_QR7J2QPGIeax72ewfZE
So HOT! Any more vids please?
>>686514889
In every pic where you show your face you have this really cute bored look. I really dig it personally. But you probably won't believe or accept it and continue with thinking you're not attractive, which is a shame.
Silly question, but would you like to show me a photo of you smiling in it? It would really make my day.
>>686515438
Literally the most faggoty thing I've ever read
>>686514889
No matter how loud the incredibly rude assholes bark just remember that there are way more people that find you excruciatingly attractive not just in looks, but you seem genuinely cool as well. Don't ever let that shit bring you down, or out weigh the positivity.
>>686515331
Ok I'll give you that one
>>686515525
I see...too bad. I meant well.
>>686514683
lmao I'm far from this pal, I've slept with plenty of women. Granted some about as attractive as this girl but most have been 7/10 and 8/10 one or two 9/10. These days though I wouldn't bother fucking any woman that isn't attractive.
More pictures of your cat? Would you get another one when you move out?
>>686514762
she looks nearly 30, that ain't young. Different matter were she 18 and you being 42 I'd get it but she's way older than that.
>>686515717
ok
>>686515438
Literally the OP picture man.
>>686515717
you cant even imagine how neckbeardy you sound. go out and do something with yourself, even anonymously no one gonna believe you
>>686514844
I get that or I wouldn't be here but I come here for the funny stuff not to look at below par women naked. There's plenty of porn about with more attractive women, I get it seems better coming from a girl as and when and doing requests but you can get a girl on facebook or snapchat to do that shit and just for you not for 5000 neckbeards.
>>686514712
Write "gordfrey" and hold it up below titty level you sexy lil beast
>>686514887
she's got a fugly face, saggy tits and her body fat % looks about 20-25. That ain't attractive unless you find fugly slightly overweight women attractive that is.
>>686515838
Omg your hair is stereotypically Scottish it's really beautiful here's a picture of my kitty
>>686515889
Hmm. Looks easy 20s tops to me. Gets me hard and churns my balls.
>>686515838
Mmmmmm wanna pat that tummy. Then shuck them ruffles off ya ;)
>>686515525
wasn't actually me though
>>686515325
biomed
>>686515889
no matter how you look at it she looks about 20 but certainly not nearly 30
>>686515838
Seriously guys look at that stomach, looks like she's 5 months pregnant and if she is fair doos if you wanna jack off to pregnant women cool but if she isn't then she's an overweight fuggo
>>686516158
God damn you're stunning
>>686516116
I bet you're an actual pile of shit. Unless you'd like to post a picture of yourself, and stop shitting up my thread.
>>686516294
its normal chub. so she doesn't work out. it's a cutle lil bod and not overweight
>>686516158
So how did you get introduced to anal what did you first use and what's the biggest Insertion. also more pics of anal please
I meant a photo with a more genuine smile. Nevermind though...it seems kindness is rewarded with flaming ;)
>>686516390
Bringing the heat
>>686516294
Her stomach triggered you? Keke nigger
>>686515984
Only sounds neckbeardy because neckbeards have a reputation of saying shit like that but you'll find one in every so many neckbeardy statements is true. I don't care if anyone believes me I'm just trying to understand how you guys find her attractive, she's really not. You all going on like she's hot as fuck
>>686516128
she said she's worked for 10 years, unless she was child labour then that means she's in the 25-30 range
>>686516158
thats pretty cool, u shud be able to land a dam a good job with it, also ur pretty cute
>>686516116
Nah not going for it. I think she's pretty hot. Cat liker too. If she likes jaffa cakes, I'd smash her.
>>686516452
Being a faggot =/= kindness
>>686516158
Could you write 'Josh' on a piece of paper? xo
>>686516507
opinions. She's not even objectively repulsive like you seem to think. Her body isn't perfect but its attractive enough. I'm just trying to understand what you get from trying to bring the poor girl down
To anyone assuming she has/had a kid. Her hymen is still untouched.
>>686516390
Personality wise yes I was once a pile of shit, I'm not trying to put you down. If you are fine with how you look and your body then more power to you. I'm just trying to understand why so many of these guys are fawning over you as if you're top tier in looks. Either they find overweight plain boring as slightly ugly looking women attractive or they're virgins or rarely get laid, yes I realize some of you like me are just home bored right now and are entertaining yourself but some of you seem to genuinely think she's stunning. It's baffling.
>>686516596
You can work pretty early where I come from. cash in hand. Bit of pocket money. nobody cares. You actually don't know what you're own about though
