Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple: >claim
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Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most importantly: You'll be carded, so have your shitposting license out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6-c-sWlVW8
>Fubuki claimed
>>686477274
That's good
Hope everything goes well enough for you, friend!
>>686477431
I'm waiting for dinner to be ready~
>>686477439
Fran! Glad you agree with me here
>>686477441
>REEEEEEEEEE
As long as she's not killing me, it's all good~!
>>686477608
I'm fine, thanks for asking~
What about you? got anything going on?
>>686477608
>Implying anyone would ever want to me
I'd you.
Claimed
Shiro claimed.
>>686477564
It's the only piece of clothing anyone actually ever needs.
>>686477875
Amatsu as quick in creating as always huh?
>Claiming megu
>>686478021
wew lad
>claiming yume
>>686477564
one of those is mine....i know it!!
C.C. Claimed
>>686477875
>shitposting license
I hope my dubs will suffice
>>686477439
Oh its me sweet! It is going alright we found a place and now I just have to hope we get approved for it, how are you doing?
>>686477505
I feel like you are hiding something from me! But I know you arent, and youre the first and only Kagami I know
>>686477667
Bored? You should play some games or something friend! I am ust playing drums and some Overwatch
>>686477875
Why do you always gotta card me? You know I am legit. Thanks for the kind words friend, you guys are really helping me through this
charlie the is free sandwich in the break room
Well that was easy to guess
Best type moon claimed
>>686478008
Now all I want to do is snipe you in queue and kill ya with Tracer :(
wew lads
With a real teamcomp we actually started winning games.
With 6 man communication and a squad, we'll be unstoppable.
>>686478098
Sorry, I'll cover it up with some beard.
>>686478014
>>686478008
DM
Mobile a shit and I can't link back but I hope everyone is doing well and to Umi, day is good but I'm so ready to be off work right now
Kill me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElF5pb7sos8
>>686477550
NEVER TOUCH A WIZARD'S WIZARDING HAT OR ROBES!
THATS WHERE THEY STORE THEIR POWER!
>>686477608
Hey handsome
>>686478008
Cream soda is also great
>>686478181
Just chilling before I have to work tonight
>>686478366
I'm sorry my pc crashed.
So how are you guys spending the night?
>pic related
ib4 nice feet
3d fo life nigga
>>686478459
Shit furry meme
>>686478445
It's fine man, we were leaving anyway. That double support stuff is good we were kicking arse.
Obligatory claim.
>>686477891
Just doing the same. Relaxing as usual.
>>686478014
Pfft, no you wouldn't.
>>686478008
Don't mention it, man.
No, not really. I'm just hanging out.
>>686478404
Heyo, Bones.
>>686478544
I have some bad news for you, pal.
>>686478459
>>686478166
They'll do
>>686478058
Getting tired of waiting for someone else to bake, that's why~
>>686478181
Anytime friend!
>>686478273
u wot m80?
>>686478384
>DM
>REEEEEE
See ya later?
>>686478404
You also speak the truth, friend
>>686478459
teef ecin
>>686478489
its 1pm
>>686478399
part 2 (1/3)
:(
Kyouko claimed.
Claiming the purest idol.
>>686477139
I know all about not having a decent enough income. Don't worry, though, for you'll get there.
>>686477431
Lazy fucks that are making the hard workers do more work. I hope they'll get canned after the scheduled meeting in late June. We need some new blood around my job.
Probably final claim of the evening. Got to get some rest before that shift tomorrow...
>>686478166
Nice ones
>>686478181
I cant play :(
I'm in Switzerland for the Army and I return the 1st :(
>>686478366
Just wait until I get home pls
>>686478622
I want some of that salt you're so good at creating
>>686478404
>Cream soda
My nigger.
>>686478598
I totally would.
>>686478166
my turf...
get off
Akiko claimed
>>686478598
How is the suspense on your impending doom?
>>686478622
I knew there was a reason I liked you
>>686478693
Hey Kyouko!
>>686478786
I thought you might like a different kind of cream though
>>686478746
>purest
Well, Getting rejected by the only one who loved you in the whole anime does leave you pure, right?
>>686478850
Nigga you can't even get dubs
>>686478622
So you play more Overwatch than Uncharted I am assuming haha
>>686478776
Awww damn it! Only like a couple more days though, so not to much time left!
>>686478868
How late do you work at your job?
Yui claimed
>>686477875
thread so fast today
>>686476950
<DM3
I'm about to wake and bake pt 2!
>also my kittens are being kittenly
>>686477274
what shit needs to be gotten together?
>>686477431
<BOGOM3
you should be enthused!
>>686478966
>gets same dubs twice
can i call post predictor?
and i cant find my usb
if i had it i would of claimed first post
>>686478868
I like both.
>>686478607
Stay away from the mother of my waifu
>>686478399
Where'd you find this?
>>686478966
>Checked
you did that twice in a rownow right? That's nice
>>686478574
You used to love this meme. Now, that they (most likely they) started taking your avatar to screw with you, you got all salty and bitter. Is that why you're being so immature now?
Communism will prevail
>>686478786
Kek, okay.
How's your day going?
>>686478868
Kek, going well so far. You?
>>686479163
>not syncing your CC's to the cloud
Pleb
>>686479311
>implying im the real Shinoa
>>686478632
I can upload the whole thing to mega if you want.
>>686479251
I'm not using NS but I assume you.
>>686478746
Thank you friend, hope I'll get through next year quickly
>>686478598
I see
Tried Total War or Overwatch yet?
>>686478776
I use them for cooking, sorry :/
>>686478868
Thank you!
>I think
>>686479115
I am, haven't even finished the story yet D:
>I'll finish it this weekend tho
>>686479162
I know right?
I barely finish witting a reply and there's like 15 new posts
420 blazin' it, eh
>>686479133
You literally dont exist.
>>686479115
Till 8pm, which is in about 4 hours. I start in about 30 minutes
>>686479230
Oh my, you dirty dog
>>686479333
Just getting ready to work, that's all really
>>686479332
COMERADE!
>>686478459
NICE FEET
>>686479445
You ruined the joke.
>>686479512
and your point is?
>>686479481
I probably won't play Overwatch.
I've played Total War before though, fun game.
>>686479517
Ah, alright. Hope work goes smoothly, friendo.
>>686479445
is it on youtube? i can listen there first :p
>konata
>>686479311
Have you ever had your waifu impersonated ?
It is a bad thing and i have ever right to be immature GET OUT
>>686479115
I have been here for 24 hours and I'm already growing crazy..
>>686478865
Hai Akiko
>>686478943
Wat u on about explo?
>>686479133
I was gonna say shit waifu but you rolled dubs..
>shit waifu
>>686477875
I don't think I fully understand the rules
Can I claim your girl?
>>686479332
Communism is literally impossible.
>>686479602
I'm not in the mood for jokes, sorry.
>>686479333
Good enough, not much going on like usual. Hows yours?
>>686479517
You know it.
>>686479695
the old konata is gone ;-; i saw him once though :o when I used to lurk
>>686479719
yes, it's me, Akiko-anon
How is your day going? Bet a lot of shit's happening there
>>686477875
This my waifu
http://adultfriendfinder.com/go/g1165272-ppc?page_id=695
>>686479481
like how do i keep up
I'm trying to smoke a bowl and a blunt while watching bill nye.
too much fast in /waifu/
>>686479738
Shiro hey!
>>686479661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEDi-39o5qw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RtKWy3G9PM
>H
>>686479339
>trusting cloud
>name calling
you cant help but imply your a newfag can you.
though you could of been here one year longer than me. idk how long u been here
and its summer, and i havent seen you here before soo...... you might be a summer fag
idk though
never trust cloud man, its a trap
>>686479719
About umi getting rejected after she confessed
>>686479764
Have you checked out the pastebin yet?
>>686479719
You miss typed Best Waifu
>>686479481
That means you don't die for a while
>>686479627
It probably will
>>686479765
Anything else happening with you?
MY ROOMATE JUST ASKED ME TO SHOW HIM EVANGELION I WILL BE BACK LATER MAYBE
>>686479133
>>686479940
:o
>>686480116
:O
>konata
>>686480047
I don't really know what pastebin you're talking about.
>>686480116
Hi.
>>686479765
That's good to hear, man. I'm just trying to relax right now, bored.
>>686480069
Nice, glad to hear it.
>>686478776
I will <3
Fams we need to get a shortlist of players who wanna be in an OW team, I think if we make a proper 6 man team we could do good.
>>686479854
FUCKING NOTHING FAM KILL ME
>>686480000
>checked
Also o
>>686480000
Checking these quads.
>>686479977
And these double dubs.
>>686479719
WTF I'm sorry i've just mistaken umi for ayase. What is wrong with me
>>686480000
Nice quads - true waifu confirmed.
>>686479917
Hey disgusting evangelion, how's it going?
>Shiro
>>686480302
Glad to see you!
>>686480164
I'm sure he will enjoy it!
Broken blade best mecha though
>>686479481
Do ittttt its the best! I must know what you think!
>>686479517
Aw okay I thought it was like 1 AM like my work. Ugh glad it isnt so late for you hun
>>686479719
You can handle it! All of us are right behind you friend
>>686480182
I got the top score on Anarchy In The UK on Guitar Hero at work and put Mugi as the name. I love your cover.
>>686480401
dubs means shit in /waifu/
trips is law
quads is irrefutable law
>>686480069
Not really, just tired.
>>686480302
Ah good, at least you're relaxing now.
>>686480352
Goddamn if this didn't take a long time
>renge
>>686480352
Yeah, I'd totally be in for that
>Birb
>>686479977
I back it up on a flash drive every so often, I just use cloud to sync all of my new pictures between all of my devices so I'll have her wherever I go
>>686480439
Which one now?
>>686480264
/noise/
>>686480534
Likewise, lovely.
>>686480560
Yeah, man. No kidding.
>>686479627
Total is pretty cool. I really like the new one
>>686479728
How about no?
>
>>686479917
Right? How am I supposed to watch some youtube..
>>686480069
Great!
Please don't kill me..
>>686480439
>dat pic
Topkek
>>686480544
I will!
I'm gonna play some tonight with some scotch on the side~
>>686480547
>dubs means shit in /waifu/
I know.
What about quints tho? Second coming of *insert random god name here*?
>>686480380
But how?
>>686479517
Товарищ!
>>686479738
The communist society was the socialist utopia,of course it was impossible to reach
Captcha says select all traffic signs
The picture is of the back of a truck
What the fuck?
>>686480703
Nope, would appreciate if you could send it or something.
>>686480881
Quints are godlike.
>Fubuki
>>686480564
Congrats!
Treat Rice well.
>>686480574
Think if we worked out proper roles and shotcalling we could do small online tournaments and stuff
>>686480564
>Hanayo
>>686480544
Thank you besto <3
>>686480417
I thought so. Was royally confused there
>>686481014
Help me hang myself in the closest tree
>>686480579
i keep my usb on a necklace my grandad gave me 2 days before he died
i take it everywhere
its in my front room, on my coffee table rn, i would go get it but im off my face off bong hits
probably get it tomorrow
if u wanna join /waifu/ im open to it
just, stay off my turf man
ur pretty lucky im calm af rn
i'd be hyped up, calling u everyname under satan, and i wouldnt be welcoming you
so yea... wuu2?
>>686480881
you get moved up one wave, im in the first wave, have been in /waifu/ from the begining
each wave has power over all waves under it
though most people see others as equals here
(which is fuckin idiotic)
hand-kun is 1.5 if u wanted to know
tats is 1.5
tenryuu is wave 0 (he started the first thread)
h4h4h4h4h4h4h4
you're so warm and welcoming~
>>686481190
Man I'm getting all excited now!
>>686480647
The cute one.
>>686481129
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S65162541
I'm lazy, so I ain't getting around the spam filter.
>>686481279
FUCKIN HELL
i wrote fuck tons
HAND KUN
this is why i was high all the way through college
>>686480544
I just work the dinner rush really, the down side is I only get 10 hours a week
If I can't get more hours, j might pick up a second part time job for the summer
>>686480560
Tired can be good
>>686480739
<3
>>686480756
I would never dream of it! I meant that I would save you with Fran's expirimental procedures
>>686481016
ARISE WORKERS OF ALL NATIONS! UNITE AGAINST THE BOURGEOISIE PIGS!
>>686481328
You're on 4chan, what did you expect?
>>686481376
Megumin
>>686481392
*Holds up spork* ^_^
>>686481390
Actually this link looks more useful than you pasting everything here, thanks.
>>686480756
Oh hell yeah that sounds like an awesome night!
>>686481223
No problem at all qt!
>>686481423
Oh wow only 10 hours? Yeah if you could grab a second job that would be a great idea. But I mean if youre cool with the 10 hours, then more power to ya man
>>686481539
h4h4 you clearly are either mentally impaired or bad at taking hints
^_^
Milinda claim
>Prison Break: Hospital Edition part 2
>I have learned that driving stickshift with a broken arm sucks....
>>686480739
There is always taking a nap or masturbation to help you relax.
>>686481423
True.
>Sturmie claimed
>>686481641
the most valuable piece of cutlery to a stoner
>>686481423
Oh ok
I got scared, sorry~
>>686481657
It will be!
>gonna eat dinner now, see y'all soon
>>686481392
Kek, you sure do write a bit. Nothing wrong with that, man.
>>686481423
<3
>>686481724
Kek, yeah. Or vidya.
Claimed
>>686481279
Jesus you deserve a (you) for that level of faggotry
>>686481651
You mean the mega links or rbt?
>>686481978
i really do
>>686481657
Well, it's not bad as a full time college student, and you are on the college meal plan
Just as disposable income really
Summer I will be paying for most all of my food
>>686481789
Why would I kill you? Killing is wrong!
>>686481823
Hey, if you need help relaxing, I learned how to do really good back rubs on anotomy class
>>686481362
Me too! The wait will only make the games more fun~
>>686481789
Alright see ya later!
>>686482138
Ohhh okay sorry I didn know you were in school! I am going back this fall so I might have to cut down my hours as well
>>686481683
Hey Milinda, holy crap that sounds like challenge how did you do it??
>>686482055
Your efforts lately have been mediocre, but I was physically cringing at that post, good job Mai.
>>686481223
>>686482039
Rbt.
>>686482437
Slowly and painfully... kek
>>686482438
np man
anytime u wanna feel dead, just start on me
Boys imma go to sleep
Night
>>686482658
Night
>>686481823
Yeah I guess there is that too, its still raining so my internet is being slow, that's why its taking me a while to reply.
>>686482437
I'm in Biomedical engineering, what about you?
>>686482658
Good night!
>>686482525
If you wanna find albums do it like this:
>"album / genre / artist" + "mega / zippyshare (be specific, 'Zippy' won't work) / mediafire"
Uhh, that's it.
>>686481244
>>686482977
i remember that one :o
^_^
im 6
>>686483041
Good bye!
lets go waifu
>>686482599
Well I am glad you are taking it slow and safe
>>686482943
Oh god I am majoring in History I am trying to become a US History teacher
>>686482658
Good night worst idol
>>686482467
Thanks fam
>>686482218
Sure will! Hyped!
Also, will chill a bit with the posting now. Won't be as often rest of the night
>>686482960
Despite running into some deleted mega links it's a lot better than I expected, I still need a better tool to find soundtrack albums.
>>686483104
No u
>>686483420
I'm just going to make dinner, if we don't speak again have a wonderful night!
>>686483194
>Out of Diet Coke
>>686483459
your'e waifu a shit
>claiming Faris
>>686483435
You may have to move a few pages deep before finding an alive link. Also check out sharethreads on /mu/, they're comfy.
>soundtrack albums
Rip them straight from Youtube and make bitrate conversions or, I don't know, buy them.
>>686482011
Are they even trying?
>>686482138
I know, I'm sorry for thinking that ;-;
>>686482437
I'm back~
>>686483194
>
>>686484072
>OP will get pissed and eventually stop posting
This guy is pissing in the wind
>Akiko
>Zizzposting confirmed
Evening, all!
I've got some stuff I need to do so I'm gonna go now, see you guys later.
![[FTW]_Chuunibyou_demo_Koi_ga_Shitai!_The_Movie_[BD][h264-1080p][FLAC][830957C6]_(00-03-55.735)_01.png](https://i.imgur.com/OPTlMGG.jpg "[FTW]_Chuunibyou_demo_Koi_ga_Shitai!_The_Movie_[BD][h264-1080p][FLAC][830957C6]_(00-03-55.735)_01.png")
>>686484253
Aw hell yeah how was your dinner friend? I still need to eat haha
>>686483887
What the fuck did you just say you Double Nigger?
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl late claim
Good evening my pretties! <3
>>686484641
come at me, bro, I aint scared of anyone with less than 250 confirmed kills
>>686484587
See you later Holst.
>>686484686
Heyo Noire.
Well done Shiro
Tenryuu claimed
>>686484686
Hey Noire, what's up? :)
>>686484799
I have 251 confirmed kills.
>>686484587
See ya later
>>686484497
Good evening friend, what's up?
>>686484588
It was good! Got a glass of scotch while eating
Go eat friend, you need it
>>686484475
Kek
>>686484964
uhh, right this way
sorry to keep you waiting
>>686484007
Thanks for the tips, I'm leaving for a bit. I can find lots of anime / jap games OSTs in animebytes but that's all.
>>686484816
Ohayou Kyouko~
>>686484888
Hey Fubuki~
Just got back home, going to get dome drinks, you?
>>686485223
Oh, the usual. Finally got my bank shit together. Gonna make dinner, finish up that art from last night, and then open up commissions.
>>686485392
Some*
>>686484686
Welcome back senpai.
>>686485223
Mmmmmmmmm I will as soon as I am done with the leasing office which I have to go to now, see you guys later
>>686485392
Dunno what to do because it's pretty late (nearly 12pm). So I'm just sitting here doing nothing.. "^^
Claimed
>>686485285
I think you'll like this, if you're still here.
http://touhou.kuukunen.net/
>>686485392
Hey lewds, how are you today?
I'm also drinking tonight kek
>>686485458
Hope you gets some good commissions friend~
>How much is it btw?
>>686485570
See ya later friend
>>686484888
>Checked
Fubu~
>>686486032
Well, I have to do everything by hand (2poor2tablet) and it's by the hour (about $7) , plus costs of materials. I'd probably charge $40-50 for full color + shading, depending on how long it takes.
I used to think about charging $80 but the time it's taken has actually decreased somewhat due to mad skillz yo and so the price has lowered. Thank you for your kind words though! <3
Gonna start the drive up to the mother-unit's house, see you guys on Monday when I get back.
