The last weapon you used in a video game is the weapon you have for the zombie apocalypse.
>How fucked are you?
>>686466932
Needles from SSBM. Eh could be worse
Rip Zombies
>>686466932
Fuck, the prosthetic arm of MGS5
>>686466932
Fully modded Gauss Rifle in Fallout 4. Pretty fucking pretty
Uhm...Rabbadon's Deathcap? I guess I'm fucked...
>>686466932
>bow
well i guess id be able to silently take out zombies one at a time, but if i get overrun im dead
>>686466932
A tactical baton... Fuck Watch_Dogs
M4A1-S from cs go
I'll be good
awp
I'm good
>>686467370
The 25%extra AP will scare them off.
>>686466932
Battle Axe from Dark Souls.
Pretty fucked unless I meet a blacksmith
>>686466932
Pyromancy Hand +10
Should be fine
Street sweeper from mercenaries. Pocket Gatling gun with infinite ammo, I should do alright
Do I get to keep the girl in it? either way. I think Im good.
The Monado
It can't slice people, but It sure makes a great bashing weapon.
combat shotgun from GTA 4
>>686466932
A kerbal space station.
>Used a taxi to push it out of a stable orbit, and watched it crash into duna, with Bill Kerman aboard. He will never fail me again.
not that fucked i guess
for a few hours at least...
4,100 Elite Dwarf warriors.
>Total War Warhammer up your ass
I'll be fine nigger
Ak from Rust
The sonicor from Warframe. Crowd control at its finest. Let the bodies pile up like zombie Auschwitz.
Dark Magic
Bardiche. I'm doing OK.
Green shell. Shieeeeet
So long as I have ammo...
Lightsaber
the japanese cruiser Tenryu
>>686466932
BFG, I got this.
Hello darkness my old friend
>>686466932
mini gun from gta5
>I'll be fine
minigun from tf2
>>686468414
Same, but much MUCH more Dwarfs.
>>686466932
Awp
The first 20-30 zombies are fucked. Then i'm fucked...
Unless i have the infinite ammo bandana.
Y2 Black Suros Regime... i'm gtg
A yellow lantern ring. XD op as fuck
Undertale's frying pan, pretty fucked
>>686467135
Fucking Sheik filth
>>686466932
mp7 silenced from mw3. im set faggots
Fatman
>>686466932
>Frost magic
Kek I'm going to go drain bitches' stamina
m4a4 from csgo
>>686466932
Sulfuras, The Extinguished Hand, feels pretty good to me.
>>686468572
You should definitely get the tonkor, that thing is insane.
>>686466932
2 class 3 gimballed burst lasers on my vulture. Salt the earth. Even if the zombies fly too.
Peach's turnips from smash
Stephen Curry is a pretty good shooter.
Greatsword of Artorias
>mfw I'd be too week to lift it
Prothean Beam rifle. unlimited ammo aint bad at all
>>686466932
Moonlight Greatsword. Zombies don't stand a chance.
Junkrat's launcher from Overwatch.
Dark Pit's silver bow from Sm4sh. Not really sure how long I'd be able to survive for
infinite rocket launcher from RE4. I'm all set.
>>686469776
Any sheik player would agree that she is the epitome of skill and requires 110% mechanical perfection.
>>686468257
fun
A fucking yoyo
>>686469971
What game is that from?
Played civ as city state venice with huge walls and high defence. I think al manage with a whole fucking army
>>686466932
Silver school of the cat witcher sword. Huh I think I'm gonna be ok
I have White Scar from Halo 5. Homing plasma caster? I'll be fine for a while.
special carbine in gta v
>>686466932
p-38 Lightning, i think im doign pretty good
Yak 9t. I cant fly so i guess im fucked.
>>686469670
lolololololol!!1! XDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>686471020
>>686468290
then what?
>>686471020
Lmfao were you playing war thunder? Just seen your post. I was playing earlier today at lunch. Im the yak 9t guy
>>686470201
Until youre caught indoors.
>>686466932
Bound bow in skyrim
I'm coming nigga
>>686466932
M240 Beetlefield 4 I should be aight
Stun gun from Splinter Cell Blacklist.
Fuck.
Betelgeuse 54-A
Infinite rounds of super heated plasma.
I think i'm good.
>>686472141
>playing that shitty game
BFG doom
>>686472629
mi familia
Automatic shotgun with explosive shells
FALLOUT 4
I'm safe
>>686472534
>having your own opinion
double-ended dildo (floppy)
>>686466932
a rather uber-powered sword I modded into Skrim. I'm good.
>>686473036
>uber powered
Douchebags power your sword?
Im good
>>686473117
Ugh.
>>686466932
A light saber but I ain't no fucking Jedi.
How am I going to carry around a 122mm gun?
>>686466932
Looks like I'll have no problems..
>>686473165
Do you have arms?
>>686473165
>implying you need to be knight to use sword
>>686473203
Pockets?
Mercy's healing shit...
>>686466932
Nihon Maru (basically a floating castle for the shogun, 230 swordsmen, 140 archers)
2 Kaiyo Maru armored frigates (26 guns and 202 riflemen each)
3 Kasuga class armored corvettes (16 guns 132 riflemen each)
2 Kaiten class armored corvettes (14 guns, 78 riflemen each
Actually pretty good. Every ship aside from the Nihon Maru (which has oars) has sails so if we need to make less noise and not be marked by a plume of smoke we've got no problems. A fair number of my men can speak English (literally nobody on the Nihon Maru lol) and I'm Shogun. Bottomless ammo and we have solid shot, HE shells, and explosive penetrators. No fuel to worry about either. The only vessel I have that can't safely traverse deep sea is the Nihon Maru and that can probably be fixed.
First goal is to retrain the Nihon Maru crew and place interpreters onboard. Also probably rig it up to be towed by a Kaiyo Maru. When we get the chance definitely update the furnishings and utilities. I'd have to teach my officers how to use modern stuff but yeah, I think my roving fleet could work. If possible equip all my men with modern firearms. Considering they have unlimited ammo (with reloads) I'm sure we can fight our way to more supplies and can easily take a small island for ourselves. Having the biggest dick on the island AND being shogun will definitely help me to "repopulate".
>>686466932
Moonlight Greatsword, or if you count Magic, than the Court Sorcerer's Staff from DS3. Either way, I'm pretty since I have either magical beams or just complete use of magic.
>>686466932
BFG 9000, DOOM (2016) I think ill be just fine.
Ehh
Kellog's pistol from Fallout 4, pretty gucci imo.
>>686473455
Ds3 is good? Still on the fence.
>>686473455
>weapon
Magic is ability m8, staff would be useless stick.
>>686466932
Welp
>>686473237
I do at the moment but I might not have them or my nuts for long if I'm swinging a light saber around.
Standard Broadsword from Dark Souls 2 and the starter shield for warrior class
>>686466932
A baton that has the ability to knock people down for a long stun duration while doing no damage, unless I'm on harm intent.
So medium fucked?
It could be worse
Super shotgun from doom, hell yeah
>>686466932
Corvo's crossbow with sleeping darts
Amygdalan arm and a pistol. Im set.
>>686466932
GTA San Andrés
Brass knuckles
.....god damnit!!!
I'll be alright, right guys? You guys have my back, right guys? .......guys?......hello?
Shit.
The jarate from TF2 ... piss
Goldforged Cursed Bite from Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen.
It's got some good stats but it's a fuckin' sword. Rather have a semi-auto shotgun.
>>686473896
Better than the purple dildo, probably.
>>686473896
What did you say? Sorry bait I couldn't hear you, was too busy being useful
>>686473845
I'm stuck with the logarius wheel. Shit
>>686472141
That's dutch for thank u
>>686466932
Dual pistols or shotguns Sunset Riders.
Unlimited ammo and no reloads? Zombies get wrecked.
>>686467370
I played viegar, I'm fucked
Turret dwarf guy in overwatch
>>686466932
Napoleon Total War... so Charleville musket? Or a cavalry sword?
>>686466932
Played The Wolf Among Us.
Does that mean I get to be the big bad wolf now?
Feeling confident
>>686474254
It's English for fuck you eurotrash
2 fire swords, Ember Spirit, Dota 2
Bring it on.
>>686466932
>Flamming war axe
I think I may be good
>>686474438
ayyy lmao
>>686474552
Enjoy you're limb loss/cancer/supermutation
>>686466932
I was playing street fighter does that mean I can do fireballs or do I have to hang around with Ken?
>>686474438
>bad juju
I've got a suit a fully protective powered armor and a rocket powered hammer. I'm in good shape.
the "real" one would weigh like half of myself, so i'd say pretty fucked
>>686466932
Buffed washing pole, I'm okay as long as the sword is already out of the scabbard
>>686467162
why are you still playing
A mini-hakkero
Ty Touhou
>>686474768
>okay as long as the sword is already out of the scabbard
Fighting Zombies nood is a bad idea
>kerbal space program
I suppose I could convert a rocket into a nuclear ICBM.
Yep, I'm nuking the world, while Jeb laughs manically.
>>686468290
you can still sit in it till they leave
>>686466932
NC6 Gauss Saw
Everyone and everything in a 9 mile radius will hear me with a single shot and the likelihood of that shot landing anywhere near where I want it are slim to none. Chances are that bullet will go into the back of the skull of my nearest family member even if I wasn't aiming at them.
fuckin y2 no land beyond..
>>686466932
Rly fcked. Stick it was
>>686473684
all you have to do is hold it in front of you and move it in slow, shoulder high arcs about 150degrees across.
>>686475218
I bet you're the guy who always kills me in trials
A lightly modded Radium Rifle from Fallout 4. So long as the zombies in question aren't ghouls, I think I'll be okay.
Lightsaber, i can live with this
>>686466932
Oros Sacrefice with Unlimited FLickerstrike built
>>686466932
>4 cav, 2 feudal knights, 4 units of pavese crossbowmen, 4 units of Spear men,
I think I will be fine, fam.
>>686466932
bruteshot
i tihink i'm good
>>686475516
its still useful against ghouls cause it still does ballistic damage. its still a net positive.
good ol stg 44,pretty much set since 8mm kurts hurts
Micro SMG from gta5, not bad.
>>686473117
Isn't that from ghost?
>>686470569
kek
>>686475433
I'm an out of shape alcoholic, unfortunately I need a tank or I'm fucked.
British XXX corps
not very fucked i guess
maybe running out of ammo
or burning myself
BFG in Doom
Rc car from rocket league, I can maybe trip zombies with it.
I was playing State of Decay ironically. And it was an aluminum baseball bat. So..... I may be somewhat fucked. But not completely.
An army of Skeletons, zombies, ghost cavalry and bats
lmao
were gonna be just fine, boys.
a Fucking hidden blade
im fucked
I think I'll be fine
Mpx for battlefield 4 so not that fucked, do I probobly cant handle the recoil cuz im a fat weak faget virgin
>>686467793
Fuck I miss that game, anon.
I last played Total War: Shogun 2
Does that mean I have an Army of Samurais?
Because that is fucking sweet.
>686466932
railway rifle fallout 4 o yea
50k Roman soldiers. I'll probably be fine until they all turn into zombies.
Dark Sword +7 im pretty beefy so im ok not good but ok
Blast dual blades
354 damage and 200 blast, white sharpness, with crit status and critical eye.fyt me fegget
Ready to give indirect fire support with my knee mortar comrades, will blow myself up for the great Japanese emperor.
I'm gonna be A-(o)K47 boys
Pimped out drakgoon in warframe. Bring it.
>>686476454
A zombie will just parry you
Then message you
"Git rekt son"
10mm with extended mags
Fallout 4
Considering 10mm isn't used IRL I'm fuhged.
Amari Cooper of the oakland raiders.
>last game i played was Madden.
Bastard sword +2
Im good
>>686474982
Jokes on them I have zombie aids
fuck
>>686476737
kek
Explosive chain blast power from saints row 4.
I'm set
Enchanted boomerang
Shit, I'm in for a good ride
charlie theirs free sandwich in the break room
>>686476678
>10mm isn't used IRL
+10 falchion. Pretty set, zombies ain't as a quick as my trusty curved sword. I'll be really set if I also have my dragon crest shield +5
>nobody playing Elite Dangerous
>mfw
so an awp?
Gauss warthog woo fuck you zombies!
RYNO. I'll be just fine until.
>>686473117
It looks something you'd use to build a house you god damn Mexican.
>>686476183
Air assassinate those zombies man
>>686476199
Only when 2.1 hits.
Combat rifle . Not so bad
>>686476993
https://youtu.be/9qMdd96Dqko?t=33s
>>686477398
It hit yesterday. Just did a session 30 min ago
Zweihander +9
Well, what is it?
>>686475899
You're still fucked regardless of a zombie apocalypse
>>686466932
Auriel's Bow from skyrim
>20 sun damage, triple against undead
fukyee
A steel chair. Shieeeeet
>>686476783
Right fucked with ya friend...
>>686466932
Joel's fully upgraded shotgun from The Last of Us. Not half bad.
>>686466932
My fists from GTA:SA
But if you want a weapon, then a pistol from Westerado
>>686466932
Ez
I'm fine with this.
Alright, I can handle this
>>686477692
That has reach and hits multiple enemies on top of being a silent weapon. You in the clear if you plan out attacks or lure zombies in a tight corridor.
Mei's Endothermic Blaster, All them games of Arcade mode in over watch.
At Least the Zombies will never catch me
>>686477779
2 of epic quints
>>686477578
Well, time to grind for upgrades!
>>686470867
Babylon with gatling guns in 1400s, ill be ok
>>686466932 seriously can't remember, i have only been playing Besiege for like 2 months and don't think that counts. Im fucked
pretty fucked thing would be heavy as fuck, fume ultra greatsword ds3
Yeah. I'll be fine. Lets go into space.
>>686466932
fire staff from Elder scrolls online, daedric style, even if i dont have the powers i could use this thing pretty good for high level poking^^
>>686466932
Telekinesis plasmid. I'll be okay
>>686478340
Wrong thread you unfunny faggot.
>>686478405
Oh shit wrong board, my bad
>>686466932
Does it have to be a video game?
Because I wonder how well this will do in the zombie apocalypse.
>>686473713
ss13 my nigga
Mei's endothermic blaster
>>686466932
>Chakrams.
WELP.
>>686478493
its 2016 ffs
>>686474709
You GET to hang around with Ken.
>>686477939
>it degrades
But then again, how do I supply the ammo for it?
>>686466932
Swords from Witcher 3, Im ok with this. Do I get the oil for undead as well?
A trophy.
Fuck
>>686478828
I hate shit that degrades.
BFG-9000 from Doom 4. I think I'll be just fine.
>>686478763
You got a better one?
Roy's sword from SSBM, I'm fucked.
>>686466932
Incinerate + The drill from Bioshock 2.
As long as I have enough EVE and fuel, I'm good. Or I could just smash the zombies over the head with it.
>>686478828
>hell ya
>tier 90
>turns to dust
... WHY?
>>686478864
No
You get nothing faggot. Fucking die
>>686478493
>This doesn't kill whatever it's attached to.
You have to eat/drink and shit sometime.
>>686466932
This only
http://adultfriendfinder.com/go/g1165272-ppc?page_id=695
>>686478522
You know it, buddy. Dat derelict.
>>686479141
im guessing you were too shit to finish witcher? why the salt?
Hung Jury from Destiny. .. should work very well as long as I get some ammo. .... a semi automatic energy carbine that somehow make enemies explode on a headshot
>>686479249
i havent played in forever but goonstation was my favorite server fuck it ima download byond again
Well it could be 1 of 6 weapons really.
Icewind Dale.
Shortbow +1 with arrows, Warhammer +2 is all I can remember off the top of my head. The others have other magical weapons.
A well worn case hardened butterfly knife. This is what I get for knifing final round.
>>686478846
It's 7.62x51. Assuming you're not from the lesser nations you can buy ammo for it at literally any sporting goods store right now. For 500 years in the future Halo humanity sure is shit.
Super Shotgun from Doom 4
>Top that
>>686473474
Haha wat perks?
Crystal Maiden's staff
>How do I magic?
>>686479341
Played it 2x
1 with hearts of stone
>>686480432
Then why the salt because that was what I last played? .-.
>>686466932
M6D Magnum (Halo CE)
Well, I'm doing pretty fuckin' good for myself then.
not bad
>>686466932
I was playing Overwatch but don't recall who i played last. Given that all of their weapons are bonkers powerful by todays standards and given that they all have infinite ammo, i'd say no matter who i was, i'd be fine.
Graves Destiny, ill be fine
I'm set. Last played Ullr in SMITE. I've got a set of axes and a bow.
>>686467929
Plus you'll be really feeling it.
>>686475674
Is this shit viable
After they nerfed my crit flick for the 5th time i gave up on poe
>>686466932
The homemade nuke from Deadrising 3....
>i am fucking god AND fucking dead.
osu cursor?
True knife from undertale. Meh, decent.
Halo Combat Evolved Magnum; im good
>>686466932
Pretty sure I'm dead
The loose fucking cannon.
Your mother is a whore.
>>686474760
The real one is taller than War. War dwarfs humans. The real one would weigh more than your family, and that's probably saying a lot.
drake from resident evil revelations its a badass shotgun plus i modded it to have better accuracy, to shoot faster and it regenerates ammo every 30 secs so i will be fine
Zombies are fucked, I'll slice the fucking shit out of em like some crackhead samurai
Infractum from path of exile, I'd do alrighy
>>686466932
Roadhog's gun
well i'll be slaying dem zombies for sure
Jesus, are ALL you faggots paying dark souls and overwatch?
>>686466932
Sticky bomb launcher from TF2 demoman
Think I'm pretty sorted.
>>686482456
yes
Demon's Souls' Bastard Sword.
Fuck Yeah, tho i have to practice a bit before wielding it.
Played Star Trek Online so I guess a phaser rifle.
I think I will be alright.
>batarang
Maybe I'd survive for a few moments if I was Batman...
>>686466932
Welp, I guess I'm stuck bombing zombies from orbit.
Well, if it counts: Nidalee's spear. If not, my WoW Characters Calamity's Edge NHC.. I think im prepared.
The entire army of the Papal State circa 1500
>>686466932
I imagine my Lex Prime will do quite nicely.
Doom 4 shotgun with multishot mod.
Orrrr
Black knight glaive +5 from dark souls 3
Either way I think I'm good.
Ak-47, ~2300 rounds.
I think I'll do alright.
>>686466932
mFW bfg9000
Hammer of Dawn.
Fucked if the sattelite ain't aligned or doesn't exist
Last game? Undertale- fists if it counts.
If not, some shity gun from hitman.
Im fucked
im gucci, got some giant ass hammer i named anal rape in fable 3
>>686466932
thisnt facebook, fuck off you normfag
>>686466932
Tracer's Dual Pistols. i think i'm good
fury's song (bo3) god teir
>>686467135
Exactly the same, funnily enough
Needles would be pretty good wouldn't they
>>686481471
works pretty nice with The Taming Ring and Emberwake Ring , also using" Null and Void" Gloves for Rampage effect (got this items from Parandus Leage)
BFG 9000. Im set. Lets go.
Do yugioh magic cards count otherwise some gun from csgo
>>686467317
fuckin modin games y oh y annon
nigger teir faggin
>>686481992
>scimitar
>samurai
rly nigga?
