I found a didlo in my sister room?!?
My sister took my laptop, i went to her room to get my laptop back, i found a didlo, I'm 19 btw and she's 16, she saw me before watching porn lol and she told my mom, should i tell my mom too that i found a didlo in her room? She always tell my mom everything i do, should i do the same thing and tell my mom about it?
>>686456957
>implying your mom doesn't own a dildo
Cum on the dildo. Get her pregnant.
>>686456957
do it please
revenge well deserved
blackmail her and then fuck shit out of that pussy
>>686457050
roll
Do it, video it, upload it here and then an hero faggot
yes. revenge is sweet
>>686457071
Its the only wayyyyyy
>>686456957
>/b/
>family counseling
pics or gtfo
>>686456957
>implying ur mum didn't give it to her
>>686457071
fuck off neckbeard
>>686457071
>blackmail her and then fuck shit out of that pussy
Roll
Do it OP , then post story
>>686456957
yes, teach her that karma is a bitch
>>686457046
roll.
>>686456957
yes, bc she obviously has a back up plan if you try to blackmail her.
It seems like the kind of thing I would do.
>>686456957
You are 19 and asking if you should tell your whore mom that your sis... blah blah?
Outta here, faggot
>>686457081
>>686457250
why the fuck are you rolling? OP didn't say shit about dubs
>>686457046
This is the only solution
>>686456957
>19
>tattling to mom
get a fucking job and move out
kill her for everything she did
>>686457369
always helps with tards
>>686457369
Rolling for this
just do it
>>686457455
Winrar
>>686457310
>karma
>>686457369
This guy knows whats up, rolling for this OP
If you discretely let your sister know what you found and then not tell your mom, she may pay that favor back. Exp: "Hey remember when you rated me out? I'm not going to do that"
>>686457566
WINRAR do it OP
Put dildo in butt take pic... go to photo development shop.. develop photo... put it next to dildo and wait
taste it
fuck yes you should, get revenge on her.
>>686457046
Thats just down right disgusting... BUT I LIKE IT!!!!
>>686457046
>>686456957
blackmail for sex.
classic porn plot.
>>686457592
This, except take the dildo and wait till she realizes it's missing. It's all about the patience. Watch as she starts panicking wondering if your parents found it or what. It's all about the thrill.
Post pic of sis OP.
>>686456957
Take it, fuck yourself in the ass with it, and don't clean it off, then give it back
You know what to do buddy
>>686456957
setup cam software watch sister with dildo
Take pictures of the dill dough. Try to take pictures of her when she's using it. Then show them to your mom and get arrested for possession of child porn.
>>686457799
WinRAR
>>686457817
this
6304 Mirrors: Enjoy /b/ 1) https://www.dropbox.com/s/am3x4el6x0ly72e/L0.zip?dl=1 2) https://a.cocaine.ninja/jdkbzf.zip Password is included.
>>686456957
roll for picture of sis
we first need a pic of dildo + timestamp
>implying your sister wouldn't play stupid and fool your parents saying its not hers
>>686457877
>off by 100
>>686457950
roll
>>686457963
>implying her parents are dumb enough to believe that
>>686456957
>take a pic of dildo
>cum on dildo
>take a pic of cum on dildo
>find out when she has her period and send the first pic just after she finishes
>"look what I found"
> good time to try and blackmail for a bj...or not, your choice
>leave it 2 weeks
>send her the second photo of cum (she must've used it in the two weeks or she's fuckin queer)
>"have you missed your period yet?"
Sit back and watch her freek the fuck out for another two weeks before her period kicks in
Take it and use it to fuck your beta as asshole with it. You're obviously a little homo considering the fact that you're thinking about crying to your mommy.
It's not like she's going to go running around telling ppl that her dido is missing.
Make sure to check your browser history so you can dido yourself to the same port your little sister just dildo'd herself to.
>>686456957
Pics with timestamp or it didn't happen, faggot
>>686457930
not trusting
>>686456957
no, you should grow the fuck up. next time you're in her room lick the dildo, taste them juices, stick it in your ass and bask in the knowledge that you may have given her an infection. let her explain the puss laden pussy to your mom
>>686457312
did OP say he was letting you roll to decide what he does? Fuck off faggot.
>>686457592
>>686457806
the "dont tell any1 just her and she will pay it back" part is shit, trust me, i had the same situation and still i was the faggot, but the 2nd is actualy a great idea, and even funny
>>686456957
PUT JALAPENO ON HER DILDO !!!!!!
>>686457243
Summer is here /b/ros
put hot sauce on the dildo
>>686457930
>password.js
nah fam
>>686457352
This, you fucking homo. You're a grown man. You should be off somewhere fightng wars, not snooping around in a little girls bedroom.
>>686458085
>implying favoritism doesn't exist
>implying male privilege and the patriarchy exist in the every day home
>implying the parents won't just laugh it off nervously like it's no big deal
>implying they won't turn this all around and ground OP for being a snoop
Nigger, were you born literally yesterday? Even if you had a week of experience living in a human house, you'd fucking know this. FUCK OFF, LIZARD PEOPLE. GO BACK TO /pol/!
>>686458440
Omg you must do this!!
>>686458127
/thread
>>686458380
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ALRIIIIIIIIIIGHT YEAAAAAAAAAAH
>>686458440
T H I S.
>>686458440
calm the fuck down. personally I'd go with habanero juice
>>686458563
Underage b&
Unless your parents are retarded none of this will happen.
>>686458610
>>686458127
Genius if you're okay with arrested for indirectly raping your sister.
Odds are your mom got it for her.
Thats how hypocritical women are, ESPECIALLY mothers. I remember when I was about 13 my mom "caught" my dad looking at porn, and her reaction was to start having an affair and when she got caught she said "its no different then you cheating on me on the computer"
Yup. My aunt who helped my mother start the affair then went and told my dad because she felt "guilty"... but tried sleeping with my dad right afterward. So she let my mom be a cheating whore just so she could in turn be a cheating whore on my uncle at the time.
Women are fucking crazy, and yes, for all intensive purposes women are fucking BATSHIT.
I guarantee you looking at porn is viewed as terrible to your mother while her 16 year old daughter using a dildo is just normal.
IF you live in the united states your chances are 100% that your mother would turn you finding her dildo into you being to blame. And when your sis told on you, your mom was proud of her little fem crazy jr.
>>686456957
post pic
>>686458440
this. Glue, chili, jalapeno, hot sauce, anything that burns really
>>686458754
she deserves to be shot
>>686458697
>lack experience in human culture on planet earth
>better call the other guy a young human
>no one respects or listens to young humans
LIZARD MAN, GO AND STAY GO.
>>686458562
>>You should be off somewhere fightng wars,
>He said as he typed a message on 4chan. Never experiencing any sort of battle himself.
>>686458754
>intensive purposes
get teh fuck out
>>686458697
>implying parents are incapable of being retarded
lmfao
>>686458754
so true
>>686456957
dont tell your mom but tell her that you know
>>686457817
>>686458802
He rolled a 02, so you pretty much have to now.
>>686457592
Rolling
>>686456957
>>19
>>should i tell my mom on her
kys you pathetic faggot.
if you wanna get back at your little sister, stick that dildo deep into your ass and then put it back where you found it. unwashed.
>>686458898
And autistic.
>>686458754
This nigger gets it. Everyone else saying to tell the parents are under the age of 15, guaran-fuckin-teed.
>>686458748
Fuck off faggit
>>686458748
>Implying sperm cells can survive long enough to impregnate
>implying her using her dildo is somehow rape by you
Fucking feminist alert
>>686456957
at least post a pic
![o-NED-FLANDERS-facebook[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PNjmWaU.jpg "o-NED-FLANDERS-facebook[1].jpg")
>>686456957
Did none of you fuckin retards actually notice that he wrote DIDLO 3 times????
DIDDLE DIDDLO NEIGHBOUR
>>686457046
rollin
Reacting to a fake story :^)
>mfw
>>686458931
Intents and purposes*
Please dont beat me massa oh lawdy noez
>>686456957
Your sister likes to masturbate. So what? I'm sure if you would've been offered a fleshlight at that age or younger you would've accepted it in a heartbeat.
>>686458754
This
>>686459243
You already have plenty.
I'm just looking for your normal posts, seems you don't have any.
>>686459276
when a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?
>>686456957
You're a 19-year-old man typing "she told my mommy".
Have some fucking dignity. Put down the Vaseline and go out and get a fucking job so you can live on your own. You're a full grown man, ffs.
>>686459202
oh my god you sick fuck
>>686459146
>sperm cells can live up to 2 weeks inside the body
>sperm cells can live for several days outside of the body
Though the chances of pregnancy are insanely low, she would still have traces of semen inside her vagina. She would be able to get a swab test done and there would be physical proof that it was her brother's semen. This would be enough to put him behind bars.
I also hate feminists. Incredibly so. To the point where I sincerely wish every feminist that hated men simply for being men would have a PTSD induced panic attack so their crippling depression would cause them to purchase an illegal fire arm and kill themselves. The irony would be so delicious, I would masturbate for years with no aid, other than the fact that my dream was finally fulfilled.
>>686456957
AN EYE FOR AN EYE, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD. do it faggot.
>>686459444
Hahahahaha wow bro I bet u came up with that one all on ur own xDDDD
>>686459534
I have a part time job at Chipotle while I'm at community college and staying at home.
>>686456957
confront your mother and if she yells at you you yell right back
demand to know why you watching porn is a problem but your sister dicking herself is okay
and if she still yells at you post that shit all over facebook and shit
it really is bullshit man and you need to demand some fucking resppect
>>686459394
I haven't posted anything other than calling you a lizard man for being so idiotic, that you think human families function that way. It's like you have no understanding of how bias or parents work. It's like you've never lived a week in a human home. Or had a human parent.
It's hard to act normal when you know you're talking to either someone on another level of assburgers or an actual alien from another planet.
Lizard man go.
>>686458964
More plz, do u have nudes OP
>>686456957
If shes hot, hide a camera and post videos of r us. If shes ugly, put jalapeño juices and puréed seeds all over it, and put it back
>>686459165
Autocorrect
>>686457455
winrar OP, do this and video it!
>>686459862
Fuck the cum on dildo bullshit. Rolling for this OP
>>686459614
>2016
>still uses xD
>>686459824
nigger did you not read the part where OP said she's 16. Get the fuck out of here pedo
>>686459444
Why did you turn the male equivelant into the most extreme sex toy for men ive ever heard of?
The only way that comparison holds is if you are honest and say "when a girl buys a 12 inch bad dragon dildo shaped like the worlds biggest dog dick, its seen as a bit of naughty fun"
What you said seriously paints women as innocent non pervs
>>686457552
she gets embarassed for having a dildo after he got in trouble for looking at porn
the very definition of fucking karma
>>686459970
>[Current Year]
>Still uses [X]
>>686458754
I remember having sex ed. during like fifth grade and learning all these new concepts and words by my female teacher. And I thought that because I was taught this in school it would be ok to use these terms and words. And so I started kind of discussing these neq concepts with my friends ( which sounds fucking stupid I know, but we giggled and had fun) until my whore of a teacher heard it and got really mad at me. She told my mom and dad, and they got really mad for no fucking reason to.
Why did she teach us these things if we werent supposed to talk about them? Why even teach us them to begin with? Why did she have to be such a hypocritical asshole?
>>686460034
Not a pedo, pedo=pre-puberty perfectly natural
>>686460046
dude it's a fkn joke i've heard it dozens of times before
>>686460046
newfag spotted.
>>686459970
>2016
>still using [insert current year here] as if it means fuck all
>still replying to fucking cancer
lurk moar nigger
>>686460222
cause murica is a prude fucktard fucked up country
>>686460192
>not doing [X]
>ostracizes you loudly for your normal behavior
>>686460151
>the very definition of fucking karma
Absolutely not.
>>686456957
grow the fuck up. why is it a secret that you watch porn? you're an adult (technically). you can do what you want. and why is it a big deal that she has a 'didlo'? you didnt jerk off at that age? "ill tell my mommy." what are you, 5?
Actual advice incoming: take photos for evidence than nicely explain to her that if she's ever gonna rat you to mommy you'll show the pictures to her.
>>686460192
>2016
>still capitalizes first letter of every sentence
>>686456957
Yes you should tell her, even post it to facebook. She needs your help.
>>686460046
simpsonsactor.jpg
>>686460254
>>686460272
Seriously never heard or seen that before my bad. I just know actual people who phrase things that way sincerely.
>>686460228
shut the fuck up she is still underage and that's disgusting for any adult to even think of.
>>686456957
tell her you found it. then make a choice:
1) tell her that if she acts like a brat and tries to "tell on" you, despite you being an adult, you make make sure your parents, and everyone at her school, knows she owns a dildo
or
2) ask her what she will do in order for you to stay quiet. Negotiate hard and unyieldingly with her. Get her to the point where she says she'll let you watch her get herself off with it, as long as you tell no one about the dildo. Accept and enjoy the show.
>>686457799
ROLL
>>686460315
This was in Sweden though. But I guess the point still stands. Sweden is fucking shit.
Draw a smiley face on it with a sharpie
>>686459314
Of the dildo I mean...
>>686460280
>2016
>still taking bait this obvious
>>686460563
write "found it!" on it with a sharpie, and sign your name.
>>686460563
FUCKING ROLL
>>686460563
yep. this is good!
>>686460495
also newfaggin' since winter of 06
>>686456957
Did your mom even do anything about you watching porn? Everyone seams to be assuming shit. If you want to get even, just tell the neighborhood boys her age. The worst she did was embarrass you.
>>686460632
thats awesome
>>686456957
Have a dildo made with a mold based on your own dick. Replace her dildo with the newly made one. Unless you have a needle dick, you win no matter how she reacts, if she even notices.
>>686458549
.js you say? paste the code i gotta see this shit
>>686459800
>It's hard to act normal when you know you're talking to either someone on another level
>>686460348
notice how OP said she saw him watching porn BEFORE. That before could be a time before he was 18. Summer starts in June, get the fuck out.
Why did she take your laptop? Tell her to keep her hands off your shit.
>>686460151
Yeah, you don't know what the fuck karma means and you're an uncultured western pleb.
>>686460921
took doesn't always imply someone took something without the owners permission. Maybe she asked him and took it into her room to do some shit.
>>686457071
This is really the only thing you should be thinking of if you're sister is solid or hot. You may have just scored a years worth of blowjobs or even fucking.
>>686460728
>>686457250
Cancelled Netflix, changed wif password and put parental controls on. Also charged me more rent and forced me to watch a video on how porn exploits women and is sexist
>>686460901
>testies
>>686461205
this can't be OP. Prove it.
>>686457046
Rolling for this lol
>>686460920
SHE'S 16 AND HAS A DILDO
16<18
>>686461205
>19
>charges you rent
wut. That's still in the age range where keeping a roof over your head is kind of her job.
>>686461205
Okay... KILL HER. Use your sisters dildo to do it.
>>686459640
So get a couple buddies together and split rent on an apartment.
I left home when I was 16.
>>686457046
roll
>>686456957
OP of youre 19 and you're asking if you should tattle to your mommy you should get a a real job or just kill yourself. Think about it
sister embarrassment<anon tried to rape me.
Move out of your moms house or kill yourself. Do it faggot become an hero to us all.
>>686461019
look man i get it, it must be hard living with mental retardation, but dont take it out on me
>>686461370
don't know where you live but yeah that isn't how it works here in America.
>>686461370
Yeah tell me about it $540 a month rent from a part time job while a college
>>686461464
>buddies
You are weak, you have to rely on others to pay for an apartment.
Hahaha pathetic.
>>686460416
This.
Take a picture and post it to Facebook so all her friends and family can see it.
"Hey, I found this in my sister's room. Is it some kind of drug paraphernalia? I'm worried about her."
>>686461779
More like
>Didn't know my little sis was so into star wars! Check out this neat lightsaber that was laying out in her room.
>>686461370
Lmao, I was paying rent at 18. It's fucking bullshit.
Truth be told I think it's just because my parents don't like me and are looking for any way to push me out.
>>686461779
I'd rather not since my mate says he's gonna bang her when she's legal and this may encourage him
>>686461981
why do you care fam
>>686461740
I didn't need any help, actually. But my advice to OP still stands. If he wants to grow up, he needs to get off mommy's tit. That means, get the fuck out of that house by any means necessary.
>>686458522
>>686458440
T H I S
>>686457046
Rollerino my negro
>>686462077
what country do you live in
if its USA than what state
>>686462154
Florida
>>686462183
how'd you get ur job and ur own place at 18?
what do you do for a living
>>686459165
>>686456957
OP post pic of her panties
Do this to stop her from using it.
>>686462409
>how'd you get ur job and ur own place at 18?
>what do you do for a living
16, not 18.
General laborer, carpenter's assistant at a construction site. It was minimum wage, but it was a job. Work study program at school, so I was getting grades for having a job.
The trailer I rented was two weeks pay. Spent another week's pay on food and utilities. That left me with a week's pay to bank every month.
Tell her to stop beeing a fucking spoiled lill kid and fucking up others life for her own amusment. becous sooner or later someone will not take that behavoir from her and smack her around badly.
>>686462852
>Trailer
>own place
Pick one
>>686463049
It had 4 walls, a roof, an indoor shitter and no one to tell me what to do. You live in what you can afford.
>>686463207
Hurdurr I live in a sewer it's murh own place
>>686456957
Stale copy/pasta is stale
>>686459166
Checked
>>686463306
We can't all live at the Ritz.
>>686463354
Well that was quick seeing as I posted it just only today
>>686462852
okay now tell me how many medical issues you have, I am severely ill and can not work because my state insurance keeps dropping me before i can even make it to my doctors appts
until i get the treatment i need i physically can not work
nobody is going to hire someone that has to call out two or three times a week because his immune system is shot and if he forces himself to go to work anyway it just does 10x more damage than there already is
not all of us have the luxuries that you have like a proper working body
>>686463207
Paying rent
And owning a house are totally different
>>686463497
LOL just kill urself m8 survival of the fittest
>>686463497
Maybe you shouldn't have fucked a nigger
AIDS much?
>>686457046
roll tide
>>686462852
>Rented
>A trailer
Fucking kek
>>686456957
Just fuck him
>>686463528
I never said the little shitlord should own a house. If he wants to be his own man, he needs to get out of his current situation. Renting is a totally viable option.
>>686459058
Underrated post
>>686463726
Three years from now, when you finally turn 16, you'll still be living with mommy.
Don't do it bro
>>686456957
Let her know that you found her dildo and your willing to keep it a secret if... It's called blackmail.
>>686463497
Sounds like you're fucked.
>>686456957
OR, you could blackmail her, fuck her, record it and upload it here.
You have to be smart OP
>>686463804
What situation?
Do you suffer from autism ?
How long did it finally take your mom to understand her anon is worthless to society ?
>>686463638
no actually what i have is basically the opposite of aids
i have a hyperactive immune system which means that my body will sometimes get confused and mistake healthy cells for compromised ones
and on top of that my body doesnt produce the memmory cells that do the very important job of keeping track of what i've been sick with and what my body needs to do to beat the sickness
I've had chicken pox 4 times
>>686463905
In a 6 bedroom house with like heating, wifi and a fully stocked fridge and room service.
>Being a defensive faggot
>Over a trailer
>>686456957
>i found a didlo
lick it like a lolli you faggot
>>686457046
rolln
>>686464014
Try and help someone out and niggers jump out of the goddamn coal pile to shit on you.
>>686464101
Have fun sucking daddy's dick.
>>686463989
yeah basically
I need to get a prescription for medical cannibis because when i started smoking it 2 years ago it nearly put me in total remission
drug charge brought that down tho
>>686464055
Only thing to do is kill your self why would I want to pay for you to live (rent , food , ect)when you do nothing for the country you live in, but only collect
>>686457930
YOU FUCKIN CUNT, my PC is fucked up now faggot.
ROT IN HELL BITCH
>>686456957
blackmail her into wincest
>>686464165
You must be new
>>686464275
Should've known better cunt.
>>686459111
>>686459277
>>686460222
holy shit, the dub and trips gods liked this answer >>686458754
>>686464258
see ->>>686464255
op is forgetting the double standard. that if a boy looks at porn and masturbates it's considered a perversion, but if a girl does it, it's perfectly normal and part of her biology.
>>686458754
>for all intensive purposes
And to think I was taking this post seriously until that point.
Smear superglue on Dildo. Fucked for life.
>DIDLO
>>686464769
sshes cute
more?
>>686465015
Fucking autocorrect mate
>>686457734
4chan in a nutshell
>>686465024
Kys scum
>>686458964
File name
>>686464769
Literally.
>>686456957
I found one of these in my dad's hamper
https://www.pinkcherryaffiliate.com/sextoys.php?id=2630&url=11700
>>686459165
lost
>>686464769
Hurry before mods arrive.
>>686457046
roll
>>686458754
Yeah the mom probably got it and will justify it by saying at least she's not having sex. Women are so bad about double standards.
>>686465331
Not worried mate can't be doxed from a first name
>>686456957
Rub chilli on it.
>>686456957
Dip in ghost pepper sauce. Record audio. Post audio.
>>686457046
Roll
>>686458610
>>686458703
