This fucking thread again. Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
>>686452321
How do you like the fact that you are not the only wizard here?
>>686452582
This place is full of wizards. Fucking Hogwarts in here.
>>686452321
What happened?
CHOOSE YOUR PORN
http://www.strawpoll.me/7103924
3 moar years to go i go wizard
Why don't you pay for it?
>>686452859
Nothing. That's the problem.
>>686453005
Join me. Faggot.
Can I become a wizard if I'm not kissless but a virgin?
I lost my virginity at 14 to a girl from another school. Guarantee she wouldn't of slept with me if she went to my school.
>>686452321
Ask an Archwizard anything
>>686453099
Don't want to contribute to trafficking.
>>686453176
Yes.
>>686453182
Why do you think that? You a moped?
Joined you 2 weeks ago.
I've touched tongues with mom. Now im 37. What am i ?
>>686453819
A faggot.
>>686453981
Why ?
>>686453600
I wore AC/DC shirts almost everyday in Middle School
Im 18 and fucked my 93rd girl yesterday. 94 tonight. How do you feel about that?
>>686454289
Quality > Quantity
>>686454278
That's pretty sad.
>>686454429
What makes you think i fuck garbage vaginas? What quality can you relate with? None.
>>686452321
>mfw i genuinely wish I was the guy at age 30
Being a Chaos Sorcerer would be amazing. Could just mind control whores at that point.
>>686452321
>tfw when not kissless but still virgin
>tfw when alpha asf in highschool and first part of college
>tfw now beta because im carrying a torch for an ex so hard that ive turned down casual sex
Still 7 years from true wizardry, though. I envy and pity all of you who are actually "kissless".
>>686452321
Powerful wizards include the following:
-introverts
-don't do drugs/alcohol
-plays video games as main hobby
-staying active and being positive from depression
-not planning on having kids
-not planning on dating/marriage
>>686454289
Lies
>>686454704
OP here. You are an even bigger faggot than I. I would love to be offered casual sex.
>>686452321
I'm a 26-year old male virgin myself and do I call myself a loser? No. Fucking. Way!
>>686452321
Hey, I'm a 25 y/o kissless virgin. Recovering alcoholic too so I can't really go to bars and socialize.
I didn't care until shit got surreal. Went to my brothers wedding and realized I've missed out.
Meeting people or girls is not something I know how to do. Every time in high school or elementary school that I wanted to ask a girl out, I got a panic attack and wussed out.
Meh.
19, kissed 2 girls but still virgin
sucked dick once, regret it. the dude is a chad like prick that everyone likes for no apparent reason
>>686455371
OP here. I wouldn't call myself a loser either if I had something else going. Problem is: I haven't. My "career" is non-existent and I have no talents or skills to speak of.
>>686454929
are you a powerful wizard then?
>>686455068
I know, opee. Take comfort, for before you is a man who has literally defended his virginity.
>>686454929
holy shit im gandalf
I'm not trolling, but tell me:
How can you still be a virgin after reaching 18?!
You cant all look THAT bad right?
I honestly don't understand
>>686455609
pretty much, plus I don't have friends in RL. And lastly I'm not ready to have my own children, nor be a responsible parent yet..
>>686455872
I don't look all that bad. But looks don't matter; or at least they don't compensate being a walking spaghetti dispenser.
>>686455872
There are many reasons. It doesn't have to do with looks either, I knew a few girls that were interested me in school, but I never asked them out. One even had a crush on me, and I could have asked her out and she would have said yes. She was a qt 3.14 too.
Due to alcoholism I completely missed out on everything social from the ages of 16-21. Now I have absolutely no idea how to talk to girls. Not to mention before that I had extreme anxiety, and now I have that anxiety again when it comes to social situations.
6 foot 2, 180 pounds, and average looking.
>>686456056
walking spaghetti dispenser?
>>686455609
ah yiss
>>686456168
there are so many ways man.
You can just talk to girls man, literally. A "hi" is enough
>>686455872
Not Op, but, It depends on the environment. I was homeschooled, raised Christian, and celibacy was practically the ticket to heaven. Actually dated quite a few girls, and was reasonably popular, but there was no fucking way I was getting laid, since everyone I knew was from church or church camp.
Other people are just completely unable to socialize normally, esp. with females. Not a problem I had, growing up with lots of sisters.
Or maybe you're depressed and you don't really give a fuck, or you hate women because too much /pol/. There's lots of reasons besides ugliness. Though, most people are probably just ugly, and in turn are socially awkward as a result of low esteem
>>686456307
and then form relationships with a snap of a finger?
>>686456307
This just dont act like autist and you good
>>686456174
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>>686456307
Yeah, I recently set up a new facebook account and found a neighbor of mine. She's pretty cute and I think is attracted to me. Left her a couple messages but I don't want her to think I'm creepy so I left it at that.
>>686456174
You know. Being a socially awkward, blundering, uncharismatic retard. No amount of facial symmetry or abs can compensate that.
>>686453350
why is your picture so small?
>>686456418
you dont have to try to fuck every girl you speak to man, I'm not saying that. Just talk with girls, get more comfortable and you will be able to take the next step
>>686452766
>fucking hogwarts in here
top kek
>>686456472
nope
>>686456477
good!
>>686456509
ah, yeah - sorry.
I feel like there are ways to grow beyond that, though. You can literally learn to not be socially awkward
>>686454289
soooooooo 94 babies you made?
>>686454289
>18
ye sure son. i bet you arent even officially allowed here and make up stories in your mothers basement
>>686456939
You can, but for some people it's extremely hard. Say having a bona fide relationship was as hard and long as getting a Ph.D. in fundamental physics is to an average Joe ; would you be able to ?
>>686456939
Yes. But I probably need a special ed class for that. Unlike other people (e.g the homeschooled one), I started out on par with me peers and in the perfect environment. I was quite popular in middle school, was the first one of my friends to ask somebody out, my family was very liberal towards sex and drugs. Yet, despite having perfect starting conditions, I noticed how all my peers outpaced me in their social development.
>>686457324
yeah, I feel you.
>>686452321
When will you kill yourself?
>>686458076
At like 80. By accidentally falling down a set of stairs.
does that woman raped me when i was 12 count?
I lost my virginity in 2010 when I was like 14. I used to study in a public school in downtown San Salvador and the sin bins where just a few streets away. Some schoolmates and I saved the money for the lunch and went to see the hookers twice a month.
Most of the hookers were in their late 20s, 30s... but I liked better hookers who were around my age ... if you know what I mean...
>>686452321
post a pic we can tell you if its because youre ugly or if its because of other reasons
>>686452321
How autistic are you?
>>686458755
>>686458844
Very.
>>686458985
well unless you have weird eyes you don't look ugly at all. Don't give up anyway OP
>>686459283
Never said that I look ugly. I'm also quite fit. Problem is: too much autismo.
>>686458985
wtf dude u look good
>>686459672
I'm there is someone out there for you
>>686458985
Yeah, you must be pretty fucking autistic if you can't get laid looking like that.
>>686457408
At least you recognize this. May be the first step to changing.
>>686458985
>Very.
I feel you bro, girls try flirting with me all the time and I instantly get nervous and confused.
>What does she want?
>Why is she talking to me?
>She just smiled and touched her hair
>Is she implying something?
>"Y-you too"
>>686459928
>At least you recognize this. May be the first step to changing.
The question is: how do I change?
>>686460071
>I feel you bro, girls try flirting with me all the time and I instantly get nervous and confused.
Ironically, I don't remember any situation where a girl was flirting with me.
I am a 20 year old female virgin. Yes, I am white.
Before people ask if I am morbidly obese, here is my body.
>>686460223
You know the rules.
>>686456643
>>686460291
The autism levels are fucking hurting me, man.
>>686452321
This is an American thing, Losing it pre-16 is pretty fucking normal.
>>686454289
Limp?
>>686460639
Why?
>>686460162
That's unsurprising, those situations generally don't last very long and I can only figure it out what was going on in retrospect
>>686460223
No stepdad huh?
3980 Mirrors: Enjoy /b/ 1) https://www.dropbox.com/s/am3x4el6x0ly72e/L0.zip?dl=1 2) https://a.cocaine.ninja/jdkbzf.zip Password is included.
>>686460842
kek
>>686460841
I cannot even in retrospect.
>>686460607
>>686456643
>>686453350
Pretty sure mine has an even higher quality.
>>686453600
Most do it out of their own will. It's easy money. Don't go for a street worker, find your local slut-rating forum and get somebody recommended. Tell her it's been a while.
>>686461053
Or just be upfront and say your a virgin. Some sluts genuinely do get off on cherry popping.
I'm a black wizard
>>686461183
OP here. I was using this approach sometimes when going out ... the cringe dude, the cringe.
>>686460986
Don't worry it doesn't really help, I'm in exactly the same situation as you.
>>686461677
Oh yeah, dude, you can't use that to pick up women in bars or something. It's either got to be a hooker or someone you know beforehand is into it.
>>686461865
But you at least know that you had chances.
>>686462210
I realized that after a few tries. To my excuse, I was pretty drunk.
>>686462291
Well... live and learn I guess. Fair warning; it's not THAT good, sex. It gets better the more you know what you're doing.
Can I just ask you guys, how do you not lose your virginity by 30?
Is it because you're extremely overweight, or have extreme social anxiety or something?
I went through all of highschool as a fat fuck, but I still was good friends with girls and shit and I lost my virginity early on in during university, and I was still kinda overweight.
What's the leading factor in not losing your virginity by by that age?
>>686454929
>not wanting kids makes me part wizard
Fuck off you cunt, I don't want to have to deal with the shit my parents did. Kids are fucking cancerous, my sister contributed to the death of my mother.
>>686462476
OP here. Not overweight: see >>686460291 (even though I was in better shape in my 20s, starting to work out regularly again).
Also not really socially anxious. I was slightly nervous when approaching women and I am certainly introverted but it doesn't come close to any clinical definition of social anxiety. I am just very autistic.
>>686462212
Trust me you really don't want to remember all the chances you've blown.
It gets really depressing when you're able to identify exactly why girls think you're some kind of social retard but are powerless to do change the way your mind operates in social situations.
>>686462476
Not OP, but I'm a 26 year old virgin so close enough. Let me tell you the story from my perspective, though I do not claim to be representative in any way.
I went to an incredibly shit high school full of muslims and other third world immigrants. On top of that, even the native girls were ugly so I never had any real interest in them. I was also LITERALLY autistic so I think in retrospect a girl liked me but whatever, wasn't interested in her. What also played a role was that I was always attracted to older women.
Around age 16 tfw no gf started to hit me hard, like really hard. I was incredibly depressed about not having one.
At around age 19 I stopped asking myself "how do I get a girlfriend" and started asking myself "why do I want a girlfriend?'. After some soul searching I discovered that I only wanted a gf because society demands it of me. My sex drive isn't high so fapping is good enough for me, and in all other regards women offer too little benefits for too much effort (the fact that I'm still a virgin only underlines this). Ever since I've been disregarding bitches and acquiring currency.
So in short:
>Literally autistic
>Went full MGTOW
and most importantly
>Women do not care about men: if a man does not make the first move he's never getting laid
At this point I hate women too much. I'm still open to a relationship with a woman who meets my standards for being a decent fucking human being, but most women fail.
>>686452969
fucking niggers
>>686462829
Holy shit, you could be getting bitches left and right, supposing your face isn't ugly as fuck.
Work on your autism, and you'll be just fine anon.
>>686463243
Not OP but
>Work on your incurable neurological disorder
You might as well tell the crippled to walk it off
>>686452321
asasdasdasd
>>686463243
My face is here >>686458985. Not a 10/10 but not that ugly. Anyway, I've studied a women-heavy subject (60 - 70% women) and went to clubs / bars regularly and still never got bitches from any direction. So shit's not that simple.
>>686460291
I would fuck you.
I'm a guy, tho.
>>686464301
I will come back to you should I ever turn gay.
>>686460291
Thanks mr Skeltal
>>686464795
kek
>>686463101
I had a similar story, except I went to a boys school so even less opportunity for interaction with girls.
I am not a full blown autist but I am on the spectrum to the point that I can interact with people but the kind of spontaneous interaction and banter that you see normies do with total strangers confuses and appalls me.
Luckily for me, I am reasonably attractive and one day I went to a cafe for a full English and one of the girls who worked there gave me a note that basically said 'my mate fancies you here's her number'
Once I got through the initial few dates, trying my hardest to be a normie, she got used to my oddities and I got to get some sexy time - great success!
>>686452321
>15
>middle school
u wot
>>686452969
>Watching beastiality porn.
>>686464183
You need to read a book on body language - that changed my life. It's like learning a whole new language that everybody else already knows and it's just you and a few other autists that can't speak it.
>>686454704
>Alpha
>virgin
>turns down casual sex
Stop making shit up faggot.
>>686465727
I actually did. But in social situations, I am pretty overwhelmed with analysing that many parameters and at the same time keeping my body language appropiate.
>>686463450
>implying autism isn't manageable
>>686453819
dude.
>>686454929
shit nigger
you stalking my ass?
>>686455558
im scared OP
it's like you're me from the future
>>686466712
Then I guess it's time to end it.
>>686454289
if you fucked 93 girls at 18 you would not be on 4chan on a friday, faggot
>>686467072
Rekt
>>686458985
go to SEA countries
they go crazy for white guys even if your ass is over 60 over there just be careful lots of traps
>>686458985
at least you're not fat
>>686460291
i call Bullshit on this 33 yr old wizard thing
>>686467403
Only been to Singapore on conferences and Japan on holidays.
>>686467461
Not that it would matter.
>>686467663
No bullshit dude.
>>686468075
You mean singawhore
>>686469199
no more
we've alreadyy given you advices
just go out there man i know it's hard for someone like you but nothing's ever gonna happen if you're just sitting you're ass all day in front of your pc
you're the only one who can help yourself not anyone from /b/
take all the chances or opportunities you got
may you succeed in getting your dick wet anon fampaitachi
>>686469774
>>686469774
Not him, but why do would OP even care about your shitty normalfag `advice`? If you don't get laid and married before 35 you never will, simply because around that age your head starts taking over instead of your dick.
19 fag here
Hopefully gonna lose it tomorrow. Wish me luck bros
>>686469774
>implying I don't go out
>>686470093
My dick is still pretty much in control
>>686470231
i will use all the available spells i have to make you fail you fag
>>686470231
dont worry you wont
>>686470231
You gon fail
>>686464183
>Anyway, I've studied a women-heavy subject (60 - 70% women)
Gender studies?
>>686459672
>the problem is too much autismo
I am 20 now and still virgin, problem is the same, but i look more like a bodybuilder/strongman and can have great looks... I am autistic but crazy twat at the same time, i like adrenaline, so i think i will end up fucking a lot of skanks and bitches when i get in to the university(after a few months)
>>686472138
don't count on it. Uni full of feminist twats that dgaf about faggots like urself
>>686462829
OP
Go out to a bar, club, etc
Take xanax or klonopin
you'll get laid
>>686472470
They dont need to care about anything, big guy with big dick get the bitches, simple math
>>686472656
I did both. Didn't help.
>>686456056
Story of my life
21 yo virgin here.
I'm not kissless, I have friends (even female ones) and a social life. People tell me I'm good looking, still I don't even know where to start in getting a girl
>>686474162
Same here.
>>686454929
>-don't do drugs/alcohol
>-staying active and being positive from depression
lost me there
Bump for wizard powers
>>686452321
36yr old wizard reportin in. go get a prostitute, propably a male one
>no real friends
>disliked girls since ever
My life a shit.
I dont even know how i got here, its not like i arent funy or cant socialize, but i have slowly suffocated all social contact with old friends, and i have absolutely no idea how to make new ones.
>>686454929
>staying active and being positive from depression
f-fuck you
>>686452321
Made it right to the "No Return Point..." Got saved by some 4-5/10 chubby chick who was my boss at the time lol. 'Hooray for Job Security"
>>686477999
>hooray for trips
>dont give up skeleton
>>686452321
about celebrate myfirst anniversary of reaching the point of no return
>>686478174
I ended up fucking her. Was 19, MONTHS away from being 20.
We live like vampires
We love like killers;
We all die like infants,
And we trust like mirrors.
>>686478627
Im at that point right now
Im not really considering 20 to b a point of no return.
I knew a handful of alphas that say they lost their virginity around 20-23
>>686452321
I play WoW. I'm 19 and I'm a virgin. If I reach age 20 this summer still being a virgin I'm switching my main to Eredar.
>>686478894
Yeah you should be good man. I think the actual "point of no return" if there is any is around the 40s. And even THEN women are a lot more willing to "settle".
>>686452321
I was 28 until I had sex.
http://adultfriendfinder.com/go/g1165272-ppc?page_id=695
>>686479395
Nice.
28 i have two more years. i never thought it would happen.
>>686452766
This. It's not exactly uncommon to find wizards anymore. The kids born in the 80s have mostly turned 30, and they're the ones who started growing up with pcs and the internet.
Smartphone generation is gonna have a blowjob app out before too long. I can feel it.
>>686480019
True. But even among the smartphone gen, there will be a shitload of wizards. And they will end up here.
