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well???
I think Im totally fine.
>>686452114
Kat and Vincent from Beauty and the Beast (plus their sidekicks I guess).
I could do worse.
we
are the crystal gems
>60 Days In
Save me based Zac!
>>686452114
I think I got lucky.
I think I'm going to be okay.
>>686452876
this
we'd be safe
Sam and dean winchester along with god himself ill be fine
Everyone from Futurama.
Zap's gonna get me killed.
>>686453019
oh i saw him in my last episode
The doods from Bign Bong Therry are gonna argue too long and I'll die before I'm rescued
Whew
>>686452114
The boys and girls from Assasination classroom
>Hodor
He'll help me by holding the door :^,)
I'm good.
Horatio Cane. I'm not worried.
>>686452114
The Simps usually come through
>>686453200
Rightly so.
Why do you even watch that shit?
Spaced here. Mike will shoot his way to me.
>>686452753
Young Kristin was Best Kristen
>>686452114
The winchester boys to the rescue
Only concern is that he might let me die before killing the kidnappers.
>>686452114
im fuckin' dead.
One of law and order SVU casts right when Ice T came on. So I'm either raped, been captured for weeks and am about to die, or nothing has happened yet but it is about to.
The flash? well, this is gonna be fast.
Team from Bones, I think I'll be alright.
>>686452114
Rick and Morty
Ima be alright
>>686452114
The 100.
>>686452114
What is dead may never die
>>686452114
negan and all the other faggots from the walking dead season finale
>>686453605
You're so dead
>>686452114
Game of Thrones. I'm good.
Anakin Skywalker, Plo Coon, Asoka, commander wolf and his wolf pact yea I'm good.
>>686452876
You're a fucking faggot.
Im safe
>>686453454
shaun of the dead??
Shit, I hope they don't bring Walt Jr. along.
>>686452114
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
>>686453387
It's a bonding thing with my girl - grows on ya I guess like any other fairly terrible sitcom, but if she wasn't in the picture I wouldn't have a reason to put it on.
>Mike will shoot his way to me
Unless Brian has a freakout and fucks everything up somehow
>>686452114
>Vikings
No idea how will this end up
>>686452114
White Walkers are going to push some people's shit in.
Oh god no
>>686452114
Burn notice? Im fuckin golden
Firefly. Should be fine
Miley Cyrus & the lastest talkshow host
>>686452876
>>686453019
>>686453678
Global Rule 2:
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
>>686454010
Good luck kek
>>686452579
same
>>686453662
Damn, I thought I might have had a chance, but then I remembered Anatomy Park.
>>686454086
Good thing I'm 21
>>686453663
What are they gonna do, shake their dicks around?
>>686454010
MAGNUM DONG
![envy-2004-02-g[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xFNaqEg.jpg "envy-2004-02-g[1].jpg")
They only need to send me the Fonz.
Everyone else can stay home and have a great American weekend.
Welp I'm fucked.
>>686452114
I'm fifty fifty on this one.
>>686453460
??? what do you mean? they are already dead.
Well, he has experience, but I might end up injured.
>>686452114
Well shit, I'm fucked...
>>686452876
Rebecca Sugar fucks niggers
Im totally fine
I'm fine
>house
hmm
>>686452114
The cast of Diff'rent Strokes. Am I fucked or not? I don't know anything about the show, caught an episode killing time in a hotel room.
>>686453443
I bet she got so much dick in Smallville
lets see what happens
Mulan and her gang got my back
John locke and jack shepard
I'm done for
Reese, Finch, and Root from Person of Interest.
Fat tony and bart from simpsons ez
kelso, fez, donna, hide, eric, red, kittie, and big ronda from that 70s show
>>686454579
same
Ernie Im maybe fuck
Eddie and Richard from the British comedy, Bottom. fuck.
Michael Gary Scott to the rescue
>>686452114
some journalist dudes from the heute show. I'm fucked.
The new cast of Preacher, I dunno honestly
Flight of the Concord, Trailer Park Boys, and Seinfeld.
I can't remember the last one I watched but it's one of those.
I'm so fucked.
That bitch ass kidnapper better believe in the heart of the cards.
No prob
Chef Ramsay
i don't remember.
i haven't watched tv since 1998
I am save!
No problems here
I'm good.
>>686452114
Im good, the guys from Numb3rs.
Rowdy Roddy Piper
in
'They Live'
I should be fine
>>686454963
Kek
I guess dean and Sam Winchester and Crowley and god and amara
David the Gnome
some shits about to get slapped
The docs from Grey's Anatomy. They have too much of their own drama going on. So basically, I'm fucked.
>>686455773
The Young Ones
I think i'll be okay.
>>686452114
Im fine
the cast of ' Are You Being Served? '
>>686452114
Gordon Ramsey
Not sure if I'm fucked or not...
Bernard Black - Black Books
>>686455992
They'll get the job done after some hijinks
>>686452114
Deathklock comes for me
>>686454394
Well, you're probably doing better than me.
That would be the crew from Top Gear.
I'm fucked.
Basil Fawlty
well, so the president of the united states is coming to save me.
god save america
>>686455622
https://youtu.be/6dxICJHd518
You'll be fine anon
>>686456269
Judge Judy to the rescue
>>686455267
get Greece buggery
Welp. He's a great man in many ways, but in this case I'm doomed. Maybe he'll make a cheesecake so good that they'll give up and leave me be.
>>686452114
not even worried
Nice. Being saved by the regular show crew.
I'm ok with this
>>686456587
these guys
>>686457037
I'm fucked
Prison Break.
...hm...
I'm actually okay with this.
>>686452114
I got Rake then. Not too shabby, I think they could do it
I think my only hope is if Lori can convince Mark to go in on a deal together to save me.
I think I'm good
Im good
>>686457762
>Im good
Pfft
>>686452114
No worries m8
If only it had just been firefly
they got this
maybe i am ok
dale cooper & the major guy who goes missing for a while in the woods
>im fucked
>>686452114
West Wing.
First they are going to have the CIA verify that I was kidnapped.
Then they well start selecting members for a committee to discuss my kidnapping.
Then the committee will be found to be partisan and a new committee will be formed.
the new committee will not be able to meet until after the next election.
At some point I will die of old age.
Fuck! I knew I should have watched Narcos last night.
>>686456012
Mein Neger
It could go well.
I'm screwed
>>686452114
w00+
The Bundy's. How fucked am I?
>>686455918
Same here
>>686458875
not necessarily. remember, he scored 4 touchdowns in a single game.
Not sure if I'm okay with this yet.
>>686455452
You're fine if he's your negotiator.
>>686452114
I think I'll be fine.
oh shit its george costanza
>>686452114
Bo Burnham will get me back via comedy.
>>686452114
I think I'm probably OK
>>686455932
Fuck yeah.
>>686455992
Eh, that is a toss up. I'm betting 40% You make it out alive, with a hell of a story to tell 20% They fail, and you never hear from them, 40% They end up getting captured too.
I am going to die.
Brazzers exxxtra with Spider-Man and Blackcat. I'm good.
>>686458013
From what we have seen on the show, Rick has a pretty good track record with kidnappings. You will be fine.
>>686458875
you'l be good those fuckers 'l fight if they have to,
plus Al had 4 touchdowns in a single game!
>>686458875
>>686459345
Rip in pepperonis, unless they demand womens shoes for your safe return...
>>686452579
Got me fam
Guys I'll be just fine.
>>686452579
Whens SH coming out
>>686452114
Saga from Bron Broen.
KEVIN FUCKING SPACEY
Teal'c.
Jack.
Daniel.
Sam.
I reckon I'd be pretty safe.
Penn and Teller
>>686455436
Same here. But I feel as though being rescued won't be worth it.
>>686460909
How can you be rescued by the devil? What if he's the real kidnapper?
NINE NINE
>>686455346
Immortal vampire killing machine
Chick who can make a bazooka out of coffee cans and action figures
THE WORD OF GOD
I think we'll be just fine
>>686457112
Lol, same
I'm kind of half paying attention to it at the moment, but Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes. If that doesn't count, it's up to BoJack Horseman.
my waifu
Hmm I don't think i'll be kidnapped long.
Does this count? It was on TV once...
I'm fucked
The dudes from workaholics. Welp.
well I feel confident about the straw hats coming to rescue me
My rescue is in good hands.
But I've been traumatized by the ordeal.
I'm going to need to be comforted by Watson and Kitty.
>>686461041
Feel sorry for the kidnappers
>>686452114
It'll be both funny and successful, I think.
(actually, I didn't start the next season yet. Only saw S1 and OVAs, but still relevant)
>>686454579
Same here
If you count CustomGrow420 as a show I'll be fine.
>>686462518
Seriously, hang yourself. Degenerate.
>>686452114
The last thing I watched on TV was a documentary about the 1994 hostage situation on a plane in an airport in France by algerian terrorists and the french SWAT team that killed all the terrorists and rescued all the hostages.
Brian Finch, the FBI and Bradley Cooper are now looking for me.
I think i'm in no trouble
>>686452114
I think I'll be alright :3
I'm counting on you, Ohta...
>>686462813
Nah, I got /mai/ waifu, so why would I need to do that?
>>686452114
I watched a documentary about lizards.
S'all good
>>686452114
Stephen Fry, Alan Davies, Cariad Lloyd, Dermot O'Leary and Phil Jupitus.
If they manage to make it to me, at least I'll die laughing.
I'm feeling pretty good about this.
>>686452114
The Crew of moya... inb4 farscape
>>686452114
Seinfeld
>>686463431
Hillary Clinton is going to try to rescue you?
Well im saved
>>686463964
I guess that's what he's saying. He'll be fucked then, AND some of the rescue team will die as well.
Watching gangland so... The hells angels ???
>>686452114
Captain Picard and the crew of the enterprise.
>>686452114
batman the animated series
so im pretty much golden
Im fucked
>>686453504
you and me both
Jesse, Cassidy, and Tulip
>I am gonna be COMPLETELY fuckin fine.
>Not one scratch.
>>686452114
>You've been kidnapped
This must be the work of an enemy 「STAND」
>>686452114
Easy company from Band of Brothers
bretty good, I'm fine
Houdini, Sir Conan Arthur Doyle and Constable Stratton.
Fuck yes.
>>686452114
Jonathan fucking Joestar
Dean, sam, castiel, and Crowley. Hell yeah
>>686452114
Sam and Dean winchester, also chuck who's god, so I'm good.
These bad motherfuckers.
I'll be good.
I'm fucked
>>686464292
Centurions ftw
>>686465481
Sorry Finch, looks like we lost another number
>>686463501
qi???
>>686452114
>Top Gear
you know what, I'm probably fine
James Gordon! Nice!
...sigh....Gilligan...
>>686453950
Same. But I live close to the water, so I assume it will go pretty well.
>>686452114
Fuck
1st marine division as seen in "The Pacific". I like those odds
Agents of shield LAWL im safe
Well, at least I'll help him hide the bodies.
Might be okay.
Save me cubbies!
>>686452114
Sam and Dean Winchester. I'm real good. Carry on my wayward son.
>>686453265
Yes you are, I'm fucking jealous
I'm probably fucked.
>>686466143
Yep
god dammit
>>686452114
Finn and Jake
>>686452114
I guess I will be all right after all...
>>686452114
HIMYM
I'm saved (but not really)
I'm probably fucked in some way...
>>686452114
>well???
I watched Peppa Pig with my niece. Well, I'm fucked.
Haha I'm completly saved !
May the gods have mercy on my kidnappers.
>>686467103
Don't worry the canned laughter will drive your kidnappers to kill themselves
>>686453605
We are so fucked
I have faith in them
>>686465124
They managed to figure out where Koichi was from the sound of the ocean, you're fine
This could be a fucking disaster
I think I watched South Park in like 2012?
May or may not have been the last though, I haven't watched a movie or show in years
>>686452114
I am f****
Also, the worst season final ever.
>>686455615
Yer fine with the Hot Rod!
>>686453504
this.
i am rip
Ima be just fine
>>686457762
You're going to die
>>686467486
this
Dexter and Deb.
>>686457924
They just give up on you because it would be brutal
Blacklist. I'm ok with either the good guys or the bad guys trying to save me.....
the mythbusters
>>686467804
Pam might save you....
Watson and Holmes...Sherlock... Guess that's a good pair to have on the case.
not a problem
>>686457762
Yep you are 100% dead
Stan Smith, I think I'm good
>>686453096
What's zoidberg going to do
Archer
I'm going to choke carol Cheryl Charlene so hard
Malcolm, Reece and dewey
>workaholics
I'm doomed
>>686469385
Yeah, you're fucked.
>>686452114
trailer park bois.....
>>686452114
I was watching prsions break
Tyrion Fucking Lanister, Johrah Mormont, That weasly dickhead banging Danerys, and Jon Snow coming to rescue me?
I'm 100% fine.
Cowboy Bebop. I'm pretty safe
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Just watched this on a TV so it probably counts... I think I'm pretty safe though
>>686454189
Same
>>686452114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJd5ldQXJdo
The Torchwood Team. I think I'll be fine.
>>686455329
You mean micheal scarn?
Does this mean Courtney Love saves me m8?
>>686452114
Doctor Who so i'm probably already saved
Naruto shippuden
Y'all fucked dattebayo
>>686452114
The Israeli soldiers from "Hatufim", or "Prisoners of War". I might be screwed because they had severe PTSD.
>>686456012
I've binged watched that on Hulu all the way through like 10 times. Thumbs up bro.
>>686470143
If so you're fucked Anon.
>>686470366
nah, you're fine.
>>686452114
HAHA Paul Watson! i'm saved.
I'm good
>>686470472
I know
>>686467416
Lol yeah. Kidnappers are dead.
>>686452114
The morning hosts on Weather Nation.
Yeah, I'm pretty fucked.
Chances are I'm in hell then.... RIP me
>>686452114
Motherfucknigger Ghost Dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kcU2HxmeMY&ab_channel=BuxLe%C3%B1ero
they just travel back in time and undo the kidnapping...and I get to bang Cassie
i like this
Shrek, donkey, Fiona and all the fairy tale creatures
.....I don't know.
I suppose it could be worse.
>>686470948
ded
>>686470948
If Shrek farts it will all be ogre
>>686470900
fuck...I forgot that I watched Horace and Pete after that. I´m fucked. What a miserable show.
>>686471028
You're dead
Im all good.
Someone help me
>>686452114
Goku
>>686471263
He'll let you die for the fuck of it. RIP you
>>686461127
If you did get rescued, by some miracle (saying as he'd most likely be drunk) you'd still be...
IN THE DANGER ZONE!!!
>>686471377
Shit. hopefully Ryan does some "that's not right" type of shit.
>>686470143
I think it means you have to off yourself....just saying.
diners drive ins and dives fuckk
Undeniably the best girl.
>>686471630
kidnappers each delicious food, guy talks their ears off, you slip out the back door, they realize you're missing when they "hey you gotta try these taco's kidnapped anon", shoot guy, eat the last taco, and then hunt you down and kill you....that's how I see this going down
Dr. Ernst Heinkel and his son.
Do they get to bring an HE-111 too?
>one punch man
lucky me
>>686462125
They'll never get out of the soup isle anon.
