Things you wouldn't hear a black person say
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Things you wouldn't hear a black person say
Hi dad, How was work today?
Don't go to school tomorrow.
Haha look at my big dick
Hey son, how was school ?
Thanks for the warning, Officer
>>686407953
Wheres my work boots?
>>686407953
Extra mayonnaise please
>>686408122
OP said: You WOULD NOT hear a nigger say.
>>686407953
"THANKS FOR THE KFC OFFER BUT NO THANKS,I'M JUST COMING BACK FROM PAYING MY PARING TICKETS AND ATE A SENSIBLE LUNCH OF CHICKEN BREAST AND SALAD."
I'm going to a job interview tomorrow
>>686407953
Cut welfare
Well the derivative of 4x squared to the exponent multiplied by the...
thank you
>>686408164
>>686408164
>>686408164
Dad took me to the pool for my swimming lesson,
then he 'bought' me a bicycle.
That was a good book.
Why no, I'm allergic to menthol cigarettes, watermelon, grape soda, fried chicken, waffles, and fat white chicks.
She dumped me cause my dick was too small
>>686407953
Correct english
>/thread
All lives matter
I love you
>>686408189
He is trying to say only whites shoot up schools (and would need to warn someone not to go)
>>686407953
Hello son, I've returned home to care for you and support your mother and you
>>686407953
Thanks dad
>>686408122
Nigger detected
>>686407953
I've need to get to bed, I've got work in the morning.
>>686407953
Lets swim to that island
I'm sorry.
I HATE WATERMELON
>Would you like that for here or to go?
For here
>>686408345
Keked cuz true
"No" to crack cocaine
>>686407953
"I'm not going to make a stupid thread on 4chan today"
I care and am sympathetic towards others that aren't my kin
>>686407953
i fucking hate fried chicken
See you at the country club.
I worked 2 jobs in order to save enough money up to buy a bike.
How can white boys even compete?
>>686407953
This mayonaise tastes amazing on this ham and turkey sandwich
I don't think that racism is still a thing
My wife is white and she's in vain, but I got watermelon to keep her sane
>>686408345
you can't /thread your own post newfag
take me to africa
>>686407953
I do not require any reparations for actions against my ancestors due to those events occuring more than 150 years ago.
>>686407953
I can afford a bike
>>686408547
I have genuine human emotions, and don't just ape the behavior of white people in order to seem human.
>>686407953
No massa
>>686407953
MAGA
I studied and worked really hard to achieve what I have today, son. From my own experience I can honestly tell you that the key to success is education and hard work.
>couldn't keep a straight face writing this
"Ask" and not "axe", fuckin coons
>>686408767
> Hey dad, can I axe you a question? How come you aint never liked me?
Hi
>>686407953
>Hi dad
>Thanks, officer
>I'd like to apply for a job
>I think we should cut welfare
>I want to do right by these kids
>No, this was my fault
>It was obviously the black guy's fault
>No thanks, I don't do drugs
>She's a little on the heavy side
>KFC is disgusting
>Here's that money I owe you
Let's keep this up, faggots.
>>686408613
>thinking speciation is racism
I killed my kids with polyethylene but I got watermelon to keep my record clean
Merry Christmas kids
Keep the change
>>686408633
Kek what year did you join 4chan scrub?
Im willing to bet you cant answer how long moots final goodbye q&a stream was (giving you 60 seconds to answer or you looked it up fgt)
>Also have pics from the 05 otakon 4chan gathering if you dont believe me
>Tl;dr: No U
>>686408667
>>686407953
Spare some change sir? Please sir, can you spare some change.
Here's a tip of more than however many cents it takes to round up the bill to the nearest dollar.
>>686408358
ah, i see. sorry, it's hard to get the supreme gentleman references somedays. thanks you big faggot.
>>686407953
I love you son.
Let's listen to some country
>>686409048
Fucking nigger
>i'm cool cause /b
WOW! I really love cheese!
>>686409048
>>686409153
i've never gotten a tip from a black person
>>686407953
I felt bad for being on welfare for so long.
>>686409316
If you ever get hit with a bucket of shit, be sure to close your eyes.
>now stop whining about not getting tips
>>686407953
That's my boy!
We are low intellect sub human chimps.
Rape is wrong.
>>686408894
Is that real? Jesus christ
>>686407953
Black guy: "Good evening, my name is Doug, and this is my son, Skyler. My hobbies involve bird-watching with my son, and cultivating rose bushes for the community garden."
Skyler:" Dad, is the ciabatta bread for the panini you made gluten-free? "
Doug: "My word, son. I believe I did do such a thing!"
I'll pass on the kfc
I don't like big butts.
Dad check out these singles
>>686409265
Never said im cool dan, i just am tired of newfags calling original anons newfags...its very cringy
Im a 24 year old virgin. Im not cool. But at least im not a cringy shit like you
Back when i gave a fuck i used a friends comuter to track ips and fuck with anons that called me newfag but it got boring and friend almost got fucked for it
>>686409712
Luke, I am your father.
>>686407953
Hi anon, this is my dad!
This is the new car he bought!
>>686408633
Look at this stupid asshole looking dumb and retarded. Jesus, sometimes i wonder why people like this stupid dumb idiot is even alive. Ya damn dumbo
David Blaine is a amazing magician. He showed my friends and I a magic trick, we smiled and politely thanked him then continued our way to class
Work?! Yes sir!
"I live in a nice house with my mom, dad and my big sister and litle brother. Both of my parents work at the hospital, dad as a brain surgeon and mom as Chief Physician at the emergency department. My big sister is a virgin and do well at collage.
>>686408352
Jesus...
>>686408894
she dindu nuffin
Will you marry me?
>>686409857
>fifteen year old mother....
No i dont need reparations.
I'm never drinking alcohol again.
(you won't when your ass gets evicted kek)
>>686408276
Only a nigger would download the same image twice.
>>686409857
>>686410194
>Police say other people...
>>686407953
>Here is my PhD.
Or even
>Here is my GED
>>686409816
Sorry to hear that poorfag.
When I was 48, and you were 20, I met my current wife who was in your same predicament. A 24-year-old virgin.
But she is cute.
>>686409816
Dont you get it anon? Everyone is a newfag
>>686408122
Very clever.
pumpkin space.
>>686408122
Why would you go to school on Saturday?
He was a bad person, he is guilty of the crime.
>>686407953
>black
>person
Op, wtf are you talking about
Happy father's day
Mom, why cant i have more brothers and sisters.
>>686408032
>nigger son
>hi dad
Slavery wasn't that bad.
i'm late for work
I really want a white guy to cuckold my girl.
>>686407953
my cock is just over 6 inches which is average for black men. also I have absolutely no rhythm and a healthy respect for women
>>686407953
Thank god, the police are here.
I'm addicted to crystal meth
Excuse me how much does this cost please?
>>686408560
"The entirety of humankind share a presence on this Earth must be capable of rational cooperation."
"Humans should be respected as individuals."
"Care to examine some intricate source material?"
--not niggers
Thanks for the warning, Officer!
Yes, there was consent
If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that extra year in college.
>>686407953
Golly I sure look forward to watching an episode of Frasier this afternoon!
>>686408894
>>686407953
8:00 am! Jesus I'm gonna be late for work! Better get out of bed!
>>686410249
that's actually 3 times, the first time would not have a number, the second time would have a (1) and the third time would have a (2). but yeah.
This slavery thing got way out of hand. It was simply fair trade.
hitler dindu nuffin wrong
