So I went up into the attic and found my grandpas old fingerbox. Havent picked it up in about five years, and man, I forgot how much fun it was.
My grandpa had this one on him during d-day, and he used it often to pass the time. It came into my hands when he passed away.
Ive been thinking about getting a better one now that I have a job. Im not sure whether to get the Skarp ZF10 or the TIA55. they both seem good, but has anyone tried either of them?
I heard that the newest skarp has a titanium frame, and the ghlyrod is more precise than any of the others, but I still dont know.
i have a fingerbox too. she is sexy, blonde and has big boobs.
>>686406431
good start, OP
Jesus man, your grandpa served in war with that fucking beautiful relic, and you want a Skarp? You should just use that one, it's a classic model.
>>686406672
The fuck is a fingerbox?
It's like an old time version of a fleshlight
>>686406672
kek
>>686406683
there is something satisfying about the clack of a well oiled wood fingerbox, but from what ive heard the new ones are a lot more stable and precise.
>>686406895
The Finger Box is ostensibly a relatively simple device. But in fact a modern finger box is a staggeringly complex machine, with late 20th Century models comprised of many finely crafted components. These are most often distributed in sets of nine, but the poor, the disenfranchised and the mentally retarded have all been observed amusing themselves for hours at a time with just a single unit. Finger boxing (also referred to colloquially as "fingering" and/or "boxing") is a rapidly growing trend among youths aged 13-18. All the same, finger boxing is well known throughout the former British Empire as the sport of gentlemen.
>>686406895
summer came early
>>686406895
This is bait
>>686407132
I always like to have my finger box ready for the summer crowd.
>>686406431
i got the TIA55 about a week ago, and i gotta tell you man, its a damn good fingerbox, best i ever had
Can't believe people haven't heard of a fingerbox, jesus Christ you damn millenials
>>686407415
How stabilized is it? This ones fairly good, but I think the pendulum got a little misaligned in transport some time so its not all that great.
Makin' one as we speak. Raw, unfinished, best kind.
>>686407160
Hardly. Obviously you don't fingerbox
>>686406655
>virgin
Rangford xt1000 reporting in
harmonic dampeners are so tight on this thing haven't had to calibrate in years
>>686408033
forgot pic, little distracted here boxing at the same time
>>686406431
Dont get the skarp. Its not user serviceable and it comes out of the factory already broken.
finger boxes are illegal in the UK so mine remains in the attic
>>686407132
Hardly. I just usually tl;dr.
Happened to see this. Wanted to know what I was missing.
>>686408033
did you dilate the phlarynx yourself or did they come like that? Costs a good deal of money to get a custom xt1000
>>686408191
Is that the deluxe or pro model?
>>686408268
pshh this guy
friggin newfag
>>686408364
This is the ZF10 Plus, model # 102993a
>>686408191
speak for yourself, I've been servicing mine myself for years, works like a charm without fail
Have you guys seen the newer ones made by smaller companies? They use some type of carbon fiber instead of wood, I picked a few of them up and they feel almost identical while costing less
>>686406431
He n his buddies used what to heal off in. Our he chopped off the Nazi weinars and put them in their saluting to the god damn usa uncle sams asshole
>>686406431
Heh, I'm still using the TIA07, op. Tabletop, weighs a ton. Still works like it was new though.
Swedish fingerboxes are the absolute best crafted fingerbox es I've ever seen. Really well designed for comfort and also really cheap and durable
>>686408605
I cant access the spindle cable inside, it keeps getting caught on something.
>>686408530
Wooah way too pricey for me, had to settle for Japanese oak and the entry point was solid, this made it easy to clean and adjustments were minor. I kind of enjoy tuning it after every use, it's become somewhat of a routine. Only problem is mine is a little too light and I occasionally flick it in the air which totally screws with the gyro.. other than that, top notch.
>>686408808
Gtfo nigger. You don't settle for a cheap model. These are fingerboxes we're talking about, not some lame ass fire extinguisher or something.
bumpin for more wicked fingerbox action
Are the older models still allowed in official competitions? I heard they changed the rules after that desaster in manchester last year.
>>686408268
newfag
im more function than form, this is my daily driver most of the time
Top kek at the autism here. Hey guise what's a faggotbox?
>>686409358
Looked painfull, many keks were had
Joey Macaroni, aka the magic thumb, is a professional and handles old models in competitions very well
>>686409358
that was pretty rough.
They allow the old old ones, but not the old ones.
Mine is teak and I found it in an antique mystery box at auction. The rest of the junk was useless, but they seemed to now know what they were throwing out with the other things. Beautiful.
>>686409459
So am I still good with my 1936 Hansemann P088?
>>686409459
I think they allow the old ones if they are preserved properly over long periods of time
been drooling over of those heavy eighters made out of teak
I want to make my own fingerbox. Have any of you anons done that?
Fuck are fingerboxes?
poorfag here. this is all I have left. cant afford anything better
>Wife and kids left me
>lost job
>dog raped by niggers
>sold my mint condition set of 11 hungarian herezacskó to pay for bills
any of you rich fags be able to help me out?
>>686409459
I've never been stopped. I had mine appraised, but it could only be dated to sometime in the mid-19th century. Never had a problem at competitions.
I heard about Manchester though. What a pity!
>>686407658
since 2011 all the TIAs come with a magnetic gyroscope, instead of a pendulum, so you dont have to worry about the alignment
>>686406431
Bruh, is that purple heartwood? that is a quality fingerbox
>>686408191
Its funny how you post a tractor clutch. Just kill yourself
>>686409811
filthy casual get the fuck out
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fingerboxes
game over old fags, 2010s dead
>>686409811
I was having issues with niggers using my finger boxes so I made one with a lock on it. has the internals of a SVK 20
>>686409811
I have. It's not hard to make them, but they aren't worth a lot. You have to have a dado router, a belt sander and some other woodshop gadgets, but it's not impossible.
>>686410025
sick mod! is that a sg3-xjk case?
>>686409911
yes but you recognized it. does that make me the cuck or you?
Any thoughts about those kind of cheap plastic fingerbox?
>>686409936
>2010
Wow that's way out.
>>686410241
Looks like a fucking down syndrome pencil sharpener
>>686410241
no imo i'd try an entry level k7-95 its burl oak and pretty durable just invest instead of importing alibaba garbage boxes also totally unmodable
very summer of 2010.
>>686410181
No it misses the silver holering
heres a peek at the mechanics, timestamp bonus>>686410181
>>686410025
>>686410513
still pretty professional grade though, i'm planning on upgrading to one in a pretty similar series
>>686410603
I formatted that reply shittily.
>>686410603
god help you, you poor soul.
Ayo or nothing for me. Have to modify that shit though because I have mongoloid hands and my finger doesn't fucking fit in the hole
>>686410603
fuck man that's some heavy shit i'm feeling pretty plebbish
I'm a newfag.
These memes don't work after someone with fucking sense googles it.
Be more obscure, faggots. You're not getting me to accidentally show my newfag colors that easily.
>>686406431
>came into my hands
>>686410241
Got one a couple years ago. Worst mistake ever. No wood, no good anon.
>>686410790
>ISHYGDDT
>>686410726
I like this model because if I want to be extra sneaky about niggers using my box I can put like semen or HCl in the glass jar and it'll dump on em if they dont do it right.
>>686410926
topkek m8
How do you deal with them after you dump it?
The dream fingerbox
>quadratic hepnatizer for multifit purposes
>Stainless steel body frame
>Rubber fingerport for extra satisfaction
>built in wifi and integrated macaroni and cheese dispenser
>>686410825
amen way better acoustics too
>>686410790
>show my newfag colors that easily
This is b8 right? Please let this be b8
Ah yes. Fingerboxes. This baby right here is a double sided 1924 custom made mahogany gold standard edition fingerbox. Expertly crafted by Sir Fredrick A Goldensworth. Only 3 are in existence. At the time it was looked down upon to have a fingerbox with an even number of holes, the superstition was that the two extra holes were for Satan himself, thus causing the fingerbox to become possessed. Therefore it was considered sinful to have this beautiful piece of art. As time went on people became more accepting of even-holed finger boxes. It shifted from a symbol of the devil, to a symbol of love, where you can share your finger box with someone you love with all your heart. In the late 1950's amongst the civil rights movements was a movement to find Sir Fredrick's marvelous fingerboxes. Only two have ever been found. This one, and the other which has recently been privately sold for an undisclosed amount. The 3rd fingerbox is thought to have been destroyed during the german bombing of London during WW2. This one has been in my family for generation, since the big movement that is. It was first given to my grandfather by his personal friend who was a professor of fingerboxes, and was passed down to my father, which was passed down to me. It is said that if you put your ear to a fingerbox, you can hear Sir Fredrick speaking to you.
>>686411074
thats what lucid dreaming is for dude i got some world class ones in my dreams
Anyone hear about the one phazmul is developing? I think its the phantom?
Supposed to be one of the smoothest low profile ones but its gonna be fucking expensive
>>686411150
>I said accidentally
Not b8
>>686411064
usually you dont have to. you just put it out somewhere and the niggers kind of flock to it, and you let it happen.
I'll see if I can get a video of it in action
>>686407132
the year without a winter.
I got an old school Ayo-5 no
my great grandpa left me this rare spherical fingerbox. said he got it when he turned 10
pic related
>>686411196
le gotta do a reddit ama for that dude this shit is a game changer all fingerbox values are going to plummet after this shit what a time to be alive
>>686411267
lel m8
>>686411232
dude, phazmul has been teasing us with that phantom model for 7 years, i dont believe shit
>>686409825
Don't listen to these guys. The old wooden ones are the best
>>686406895
its absolutely nothing
its bait for newfags so the avarage /b/ poster can cum in his pants and say stuff like Ha!Summerfag detected etc...
its pointless stupid juvinile and all in all just a huge waste of time for autist virgins like the 95% of this anonymous indonesian slave trading site
About
Fingerbox is an item fad that began on 4chan’s /b/ board sometime in the summer of 2010.
The fad involves someone posting a picture of a Fingerbox with a seemingly genuine question or remark, followed by other users acting as if they not only all know what the OP is referring to, but have owned one since childhood.
The common discussion points are the number of holes, the materials the box is made of, and different custom boxes and their merits.
Inevitably a user finally asks what a Fingerbox is, at which point they will promptly be laughed at and called a Newfag.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fingerboxes
>>686411449
>implying fingerspheres are fingerboxes
>>686411449
those things are fuckin bad luck zulu tribe ass boxes i'd wach yourself with that
>>686406431
What's a finger box?
>>686411586
Nice B8
>>686411634
Lol you're such a newfag. Get your shit straight troll
>>686411586
Did somebody put sharp objects in your fingerbox? Classic trick amongst fingerbox connoisseurs.
>>686411634
I remember the guy who wrote that.
He had a really shitty fingerbox, like a cardboard one, and we gave his so much shit about it he went and wrote shitty pastas for the white nights to feel like theyre doing something important.
Had he not gotten a skarp, he would have been fine.
>>686411586
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>>686411634
fingerboxes are legit, dude
4chan embellishes them a bit but they've been around for quite some time
>>686411634
Is that what you do? just go on the internet and tell lies?
I've used my multilateral Ayo-9s for years now. to put down these fingerbox hobbyists is just wrong.
>>686411746
not bait dude but thanks for further proving my point by showing the toxicity of cockmunchers like urself
>>686411634
just born fag.
>>686411495
You mean needy liberal circlejerk simulator? Fuck that
>>686411634
this guy seems to fall for every hoax on internet. everyone should know that knowyoumeme com is full of hoaxes. sad that /b tried to undermine the reviving movement of fingerboxes before. after years since /b became less edgy people finally start to cherish this awesome tradition.
>>686411586
Are you mad that grampa didnt leave you any fingerboxes?
i'm an insider at arcan-cornish, i cant divulge too much for risk of getting caught but i'd keep an eye on the news, theres a big announcement coming soon thats going to change the whole fingerbox world
>>686411999
>toxicity
oh you're one of those that explains it. go back to tumblr they hate fun there. We love fun thats why you shit on our hobby
>>686412154
A nigerian prince who owned an oil company or some shit left me $4 million dollars worth of fingerboxes.
>>686412154
i guess so...
might as well join this pathetic serious roleplay garbage and go with the flow
its actually easy to stupe down to the cringeworthy dickcheese level
but at the same time it makes me want to jam a saladfork in my eyesocket...
The whole thing on fingerboxes being a hoax is just a cover up simply because of the fact that fucking smelly Jews see it as something against their religion
>>686412302
whats a tumblr ?
>>686408268
lurk more
>>686411999
>>686412302
to touch on what 302 said, you're not even white nighting anything worth white nighting. its just fucking fun. its not nearly as bad as some of the other shitposting that goes on the forum, so fuck off.
>>686412360
james m mcgill said something similar in a bar
at least come up with ur own shit
>>686412407
Send me your address I'll send you a decent starter fingerbox.
>>686406431
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fingerboxes
fake
>>686406431
...mfw 6 odd cufflings as inheritance from ur paternal father.
>wonders why i didnt go to his wifes funeral
I once had a fingerbox made of oak, got it from my grandfather, he died in WW2 by falling off guard tower. Sadly, my house burned down with it, so now I don't know which fingerbox to get :/
>>686412526
but making fun of people having fun is my idea of having fun
now im sorry if that makes you sad
but thats just it
>>686412622
Sorry you had to cut your fingerbox out of an old big mac box.
>>686409358
Does anyone know for how much the box in question got sold? Heard there was a sale to pay off some of the damage done.
got this bad boy abroad in japan astonishing quality
>>686412622
thanks faggot you really contributed to the conversation
>>686409865
>herezacskó
kek
>>686411586
No slave for you, now go away round eye
>>686412622
why you faggots keep posting this, kym info is already confirmed as fake, just because you dont have one doesnt mean they are not real
>>686412716
Fucking niggers getting mad and spewing their fried chicken chunks just because their mom won't let them use her credit card to buy a fingerbox
>>686412716
youre not really making fun of us, I could give two shits and a damn about that. You're just crashing things.
Go back to posting spiderman in furry threads
>>686412832
at least someone got that xD
>>686412407
so? fuck off i dont care what you feel. you dont have to "stoop" to anything just fuck off and let me enjoy my hobby. we dont want you
>>686406431
I have a PI-96, great fun for the whole family, quite advanced though, anyone else got one of these?
>>686412496
oh you poor innocent child. never change.
>>686413006
forgot to include pic, sorry guys.
>>686411999
You funny, make me giggles
>>686413099
oh wow is the the german or the french model?
Thats really tight.
>>686413225
German, who else would have such great engineering, ask the jews afterall.
>>686412940
that made me audibly laugh
>>686413099
You clearly have learnt nothing, plastic does not resonate like wood does.
NASA made a these titanium finger boxes back in the '80s to provide psychological stimulation for astronauts. They're pretty rare, but sometimes they come up on auction sites.
>>686411586
This
>>686413288
I have heard rumors that the second pendulum sometimes misaligns, is that actually a problem with the german model?
>>686413445
Ah but thats the part you missed, trick camera angles and wonderful German engineering make it look like plastic but it really is solid steel.
>>686413483
nah those are commonly mistaken for nasa the finger clearance is not correct these were used in the german luftwaffe back in the early 30s
>>686413538
Go make me a sandwich
>>686413547
Nothing a little of my mechanic skills my old paps taught me couldn't fix.
>>686413600
Faux plastic German engineered steel. Just brilliant
>>686413483
I like that the number of holes is customizable, only downside, really, is the threading, no idea why they chose to do that. Also it's a little heavy in my taste, but I've talked to people who like it that way, so I guess that's not really a point to criticize.
>>686413648
The original Luftwaffe version was cast iron. The technology required to build the titanium version wasn't perfected until the late 1960s. But there are a lot of counterfeits of both types floating around. You really have to know what to look for if you're interested in starting a collection.
>>686409911
Faggot had to reverse image search to discover it was a tractor clutch
They are auctioning late 19th century oaks here:
http://www.hermann-historica.de/db2_en/index.php
If only I had the money
>>686413984
indeed very clouded market atm
>>686406431
fingerboxes are the dumbest items that exist "providing" entertainment.
>>686414144
jew detected its your fault the market is flooded with your inferior fingerboxes otherwise these threads would not be nessasary
Guys I recently posted my fingercube here. Anons dated it as one made in the late 1980's and said it might be from Thailand. Due to the fact that I'm absolutely clueless what a fingerbox is and how to use it, I'm going to sell mine. Is it worth anything?
God I miss fingerbox discussion threads
they make me just want to go out and knock a tree down so I can craft one myself. I have always been jealous of the rich /b/tards on here showing off their flashy new titanium fingerboxes.
>>686414273
wow nice modular unit not worth much but is very nostalgic, can pribably value that at around 100 bucks to the right buyer
>>686414273
looks a bit scratched up, that'll fuck the value anon, I suggest polishing before then.
>>686414408
There are to many knock offs on the market to be sure. Would look for the stamp before buying
I recently went and invested in a proper GSD 770, and man, holy shit. This models actually heated!
>>686414408
>>686414422
100 bucks are not much, I was hoping for more. What if I polish the whole thing? And where can I find people interested in fingerboxes? All you guys seem to have very big collections - is anybody of you interested?
Poorfag here. Do you Woodbox fans prefer birch, oak, or maple? I heard redwoods are top tier, but it is a federal offense to cut into one or something like that.
What the heck is a fingerbox? I looked up and nothing shows up on google...
>>68641my first was maple cause canadafag, i'd advise that
>>686414675
Oak, my friend. Many experts even say jokingly god created the oak just that men could make fingerboxes out of its wood.
>>686414669
Man, it really depends. If it's from the first batch, maybe. Can you check the serial number? It's engraved into the plastic on the inner Ring on either side on the inside. Use a table knife or something as mirror.
>>686414675
Redwood resonates the best, everything else works, but it just wont be as good.
OP's looks like a vietnamese mahogany stained with the blood of twenty gooks, so its going to have an amazing frequency.
>>686414779
newfag detected. launching homing missiles
>>686414641
The GSD770 also has an attachment for your maglites so you can see at night. its pretty clever. you guys ought to think about getting one
>>686414839
Uhhm, it says something like UT323675, is it that? Maybe the second 3 is a 8 and maybe the 5 is a 6. It's heavily scratched there.
>>686414675
i lick a nice mahogany.
I wish i had the special anniversary Ayo thats full mahogany or the GDS-17 pro its got this wicked patter on it that i hear you can feel on the inside
>>686415120
what they are now bioengeneering fingerboxes is it 3d printed
>>686412110
You tried so hard.
>>686415128
>>686414839
Also what exactly does it stand for? I've really no idea. My dad purchased it many years ago at a German flea market
>>686415120
anon, that was a quality addon to the PI-96!, why would you put in your dogs asshole?
>>686415208
im not sure really, but I know they arent made in asia / japan.
Product would probably be dead and eaten if sent from asia or japan
>>686415356
its not a dog, its my GSD770c finger box.
>>686414826
>>686414828
>>686414923
Thanks /b/ros. I'll look into templates in the morning so I can get that perfect hole to box integrity
What the actual fuck is a fingerbox?
>>686415542
A moist german shepherd asshole.
What are your opinions on multiholers. I know single holes are oldschool fun. Was thinking about buying a 1956 triple hole Somoth&Son PT08976. What do you think?
>>686412407
fucking kek
>>686415542
The Finger Box is ostensibly a relatively simple device. But in fact a modern finger box is a staggeringly complex machine, with late 20th Century models comprised of many finely crafted components. These are most often distributed in sets of nine, but the poor, the disenfranchised and the mentally handicapped have all been observed amusing themselves for hours at a time with just a single unit. Finger boxing (also referred to colloquially as "fingering" and/or "boxing") is a rapidly growing trend among youths aged 13-18. All the same, finger boxing is well known throughout the former British Empire as the sport of gentlemen.
>>686415334
UT + first three digits is the model name, last three digits shows what number in the production that box was. I'd have to look up the batch sizes to confirm it's from the first, but I don't have my binder on me at the moment. If the 5 is a 6 that's no big deal, but the 3 and 8 could fuck it up, that would be a newer model with slightly altered design and material. Good sign is that it's a short serial number, the ones with 5 "counting" digits never sell, no matter if original version or new one.
>>686415516
Edit: Hole to box integrity ratio.
Since I am crafting mine out of wood instead of high quality steel, my box is going to be a lot flimsier, and I don't want it collapsing mid use.
Anyone have some good templates or can offer some advice for making my box a little more durable while still having a choice amount of holes?
>>686415851
The GSD 770c 's serial number is 8 o or o 8 depending on which way you're looking at it. Does this affect its resale value?
>>686415542
>being this new
>>686415542
It's an inside joke, some faggot makes a post about a fingerbox then more faggots join in. They keep this cringy roleplay going until some poor sap asks what a fingerbox is, (that'd be you). Then all the faggots who were roleplaying call the dude who asked a newfag. It's a fucking cancerous joke.
>>686415908
Really depends in the wood. Thats the beauty of fingerboxes. None is like the other. Just think inside the box.
>>686415724
I prefer a good, reliable multiholer, preferably on the front, back, and sides. Kids these days are experimenting with holing on all sides so that it looks like a dice, but that is just crazy. Why fix what isn't broken?
>>686415976
All the info I need is in my binder at home, I'm currently at work, sorry. It really is about time somebody creates a reliable online resource for these. Would screw up the chances of making a great deal with somebody not knowing their shit, though, but I think we should open up the community a bit, it's new-comer unfriendly and in the end it's a hobby worth sharing that's more and more getting forgotten about. Always wonder how manufacturers are still able to produce, with such a small target audience.
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Fingerbox is an item fad that began on 4chan’s /b/ board sometime in the summer of 2010.
The fad involves someone posting a picture of a Fingerbox with a seemingly genuine question or remark, followed by other users acting as if they not only all know what the OP is referring to, but have owned one since childhood.
The common discussion points are the number of holes, the materials the box is made of, and different custom boxes and their merits.
Inevitably a user finally asks what a Fingerbox is, at which point they will promptly be laughed at and called a Newfag
WTF IS THIS THREAD ABOUT?!
>>686416207
Thats why the old Wehrmacht boxes are still in use. Its a shame Henselmann stopped Produktion after HE01947188
>>686416308
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>>686416121
so do you just believe everything you read on the internet?
>>686416368
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Da common rap points is tha number of holes, tha shiznit tha box is made of, n' different custom boxes n' they merits.
Inevitably a user finally asks what tha fuck a Fingerbox is, at which point they will promptly be laughed at n' called a Newfag.
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>>686416368
About fingerboxes. I'm actually impressed how many faggots with actual knowledge are on here, usualy it's just a bunch of cunts showing off their paper boxes and calling eachother a faggot.
What about different sized Holes in one box. Does it only work with solid steel framing?
>>686416386
The Henselmann HE01947188 series! Now that was a finger box! I think mine is still in my attic. Maybe I will give it to my grandson when he is older.
>>686416581
The fad involves someone posting a picture LOOK AT ME I HAVE A FAGGOTBOX a FAGGOTBOX with a seemingly genuine question LOOK AT ME I HAVE A FAGGOTBOX remark, followed LOOK AT ME I HAVE A FAGGOTBOX other users acting LOOK AT ME I HAVE A FAGGOTBOX LOOK AT ME I HAVE A FAGGOTBOX they look how many fucks I give only look how many fucks I give know what look how many fucks I give LOOK AT ME I HAVE A FAGGOTBOX LOOK AT ME I HAVE A FAGGOTBOX referring LOOK AT ME I HAVE A FAGGOTBOX , look how many fucks I give have owned look how many fucks I give since childhood.
I`m.. done. Enough /b/ for today.. this shit makes me uneasy.. Its like times are a-changing. It feels like.. tits with timestamps and cp is coming
>>686416622
I'll never get why you people shitpost over this hobby. If you have a better pastime, go do that, but why not let us do what we want to do and have an occasional thread about it? The nerve of some people..
>>686416622
wow you guys really hate this hobby huh?
were you molested as a child by a fingerboxer?
>>686416615
Does it have a brass finish in the corners. Someone told me that last year and I could not believe it. What a genious solution to the Rotation problems the old british S078953s had
>>686416817
Slangerbox is an item fad that ya know mahn cahn da da da dagan on 4chan’s /b/ board sometime in the summer of 2010
OH GOD I HAVE TO TAKE UH. JAMES BROWN MAYUN. SHIT GODDAMMIT.
The fad involves someone posting UH. JAMES BROWN MAYUN. picture of UH. JAMES BROWN MAYUN. Slangerbox with UH. JAMES BROWN MAYUN. seemingly genuine question or remark, followed by other users acting as if they not only all know what the OP is referring to, but have owned one since childhood OH GOD I HAVE TO TAKE UH. JAMES BROWN MAYUN. SHIT GODDAMMIT.
The common discussion points are the num ya know mahn cahn da da da dar of holes, the materials the box is made of, and different custom boxes and their merits OH GOD I HAVE TO TAKE UH. JAMES BROWN MAYUN. SHIT GODDAMMIT.
Inevitably UH. JAMES BROWN MAYUN. user finally asks what UH. JAMES BROWN MAYUN. Slangerbox is, at which point they will promptly ya know mahn cahn da da da da laughed at and called UH. JAMES BROWN MAYUN. Newfag OH GOD I HAVE TO TAKE UH. JAMES BROWN MAYUN. SHIT GODDAMMIT.
>>686416608
I never got the appeal of these, to be honest, but I have to admit that some of them are really high quality.
>>686416821
JAMES BROWN MAYUN. the SHIT . JAMES BROWN MAYUN. summer SHIT . JAMES BROWN MAYUN. of SHIT . JAMES BROWN MAYUN. 2010.
The SHIT . JAMES BROWN MAYUN. fad SHIT . JAMES BROWN MAYUN. involves SHIT . JAMES BROWN MAYUN. someone SHIT . JAMES BROWN MAYUN. posting SHIT . JAMES BROWN MAYUN. a SHIT . JAMES BROWN MAYUN. picture SHIT . JAMES BROWN MAYUN. of SHIT . JAMES BROWN MAYUN
i bet your nerds don't have the original Scarfed Oak fingerboxes made by Schleen for true collectors like myself
>>686416821
its not like we're even really fooling people. theres like maybe four newfags who fall for it on a good day.
Its just like that big shitty inside joke you have with your friends
so just like fuck off. bother the furfags or the pedos.
>>686416981
>implying Schleen would ever use oak
How's your counterfeit, faggot?
>>686417000
also, them trips tho
>>686416981
Schleens are just badly copied Hengelmanns get over it schleefag
>>686406895
Fingerboxes don't exist except for a couple made by some chink artist. No one ever had one, no one collects them. No one grows up with them. They dont do shit. They're fake
Sure are a lot of douches here today.
>>686417184
I think that if said faggot were to read the fucking thread, he would have heard that from about twenty other of you newfags.
>>686417000
I find fingerbox threads fun because it lets /b/ become a mix of /diy/ and /tg/ through roleplaying and shop talk
Plus just googling "fingerbox" almost immediately gives you an answer.
>>686417184
Here wo go again.
This old fucking meme, seriously, just fuck off, everyone knows you're full of shit, so leave us alone and let us finally enjoy a fucking thread without you cunts.
>>686417304
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>>686417279
Oh man it sure is summer in here !! fucking newfags!! Look at me am I ol'fag now? =DD Accept me /b/!!! HELPP!! SHITPOSTER HELPP!!!!! MIDS MIDS MIDSMISODMSOMSDOMSDOMOSM!!!!!!!!!!!
Does anyone of you use safety plugs? Are they worth trying?
>>686417282
I know, its fun.
Its been five years since Ive seen one of these threads. Five fucking years.
I'd like to see a comeback of fingerbox threads.
Wow this is the biggest fingerbox thread I've seen in a long time, didn't realise it had become so popular
>>686417000
yea? so why do you care so much?
are you one of those newfags and now you just get triggered by fingerboxes?
maybe if you had some friends you'd understand
Actually, I am curious how many oldfags are in this thread goofing around, how many spammers there actually are, and and how many newfags are finally getting the joke and will join us for the next thread in a year or two (cause I haven't seen a fingerbox thread in years).
>>686417511
its partially white nights saving the two newfags from sure corruption of their innocent minds
WE NEED MORE FINGER BOX THREADS.
NOTHING ON /B/ IS AS AMUSING.
>>686417511
Many newfags are bow old enough to try out their fathers old fingerbox and even Start colecting. I think the royal danish fingerbox society weite about this a few weeks ago.
>>686417641
I'm op. I assure you i am not a newfag.
>>686417184
they do do shit they were popular back in the day and this faggot can't eve use google properly.
>>686417643
I'd guess 90%, 10% and 0%
The fad involves someone posting a picture LOOK AT ME I HAVE A FAGGOTBOX a FAGGOTBOX with a seemingly genuine question LOOK AT ME I HAVE A FAGGOTBOX remark, followed LOOK AT ME I HAVE A FAGGOTBOX other users acting LOOK AT ME I HAVE A FAGGOTBOX LOOK AT ME I HAVE A FAGGOTBOX they look how many fucks I give only look how many fucks I give know what look how many fucks I give LOOK AT ME I HAVE A FAGGOTBOX LOOK AT ME I HAVE A FAGGOTBOX referring LOOK AT ME I HAVE A FAGGOTBOX , look how many fucks I give have owned look how many fucks I give since childhood.
I had a fingerbox when I was younger, but it was destroyed during a flood. Are there any good sites where I can buy one, preferably cheap?
>>686417429
wow its like you think people only do shit for approval. this isn't reddit or tumblr you fuck stick no one has an identity here. you can't be accepted.
fuck off
>>686417691
>royal danish fingerbox society
My ex girlfriend is dank, she told me about it, I've never been there, though.
>>686417643
There was a finger box thread up last week, but people didn't know their shit.
>>686417643
There are 10 threads every day
SHIT i'm SHIT fad SHIT 2010.
fad SHIT posting SHIT followed by SHIT owned SHIT.
SHIT discussion SHIT materials SHIT custom SHIT.
SHIT user SHIT is SHIT laughed SHIT called SHIT.
>>686417848
>is dank
No, that's not what I tried to say. Shes DANSK.
>>686417724
well then you're a faggot i guess.
>>686417808
Try http://www.hermann-historica.de/db2_en/index.php dor some antique ones
>>686417934
ouch. im going to go kill myself now anon
>>686417983
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How about experimental boxes. Does anyone collect them?
>>686417848
I would laugh my ass off if fingerbox threads got so big back in the day that they had to have their own containment board. And in it, everyone kept up the facade, never breaking once.
A man can only dream.
Hey guys my pop serviced as an Anzac in ww11 in Australia as a Sergeant would he have been issued a finger box? I'm curious to fix the old bit of kit if he didn't trade it for rations or leave it behind
Cheers
>>686406431
Do you ever stick your cock in it?
>>686418319
I am alwyays worried about getting aids from the gooks whose blood he used to stain it.
So how do I, as a newfig, get into these "phalanges containers"?
>>686418401
Getting AIDS? I've bad news for you, you are AIDS.
>>686418044
ok glad we had this talk see you later
>>686418401
The fad involves someone posting a picture LOOK AT ME I HAVE A FAGGOTBOX a FAGGOTBOX with a seemingly genuine question LOOK AT ME I HAVE A FAGGOTBOX remark, followed LOOK AT ME I HAVE A FAGGOTBOX other users acting LOOK AT ME I HAVE A FAGGOTBOX LOOK AT ME I HAVE A FAGGOTBOX they look how many fucks I give only look how many fucks I give know what look how many fucks I give LOOK AT ME I HAVE A FAGGOTBOX LOOK AT ME I HAVE A FAGGOTBOX referring LOOK AT ME I HAVE A FAGGOTBOX , look how many fucks I give have owned look how many fucks I give since childhood.
>>686418510
Can you post a picture of your faggotbox?
>>686418460
Fuck it.
Whenever theres a thread, join in and act like you know whats going on, throw in some random model names and fake words like Phlarynx and shit.
>>686418494
thx
Stop BUT NO! I HAVE A FAGGOTBOX
trolling, BUT NO! I HAVE A FAGGOTBOX
u BUT NO! I HAVE A FAGGOTBOX
faggot. GTFO LOOK HOW MANY FUCKS I GIVE
if LOOK HOW MANY FUCKS I GIVE
you LOOK HOW MANY FUCKS I GIVE
don't LOOK HOW MANY FUCKS I GIVE
like LOOK HOW MANY FUCKS I GIVE
fingerboxes
wow this thread still up ?
its like a shitty roleplay for neckbeards
how is this fun at all ?
fascinating how fun is so subjective
im not here to shit on your sandcastles kiddies but this is just asking to get knifed in your sleep stupidity
>>686418715
Neckbeards or kiddies, pick one.
>>686417184
Bait, nice try
>>686418715
its like a huge inside joke, where you might turn to your wing man and say some stupid shit that wouldnt make sense out of context but he'd know what you're saying.
Sandcastle's be shit upon already. Apparently its a sin to fuck with newfags
>>686418269
This.
I always dreamt for that to become true.
>>686418715
You are acting as though there is other content worth looking at on here.
>>686418715
Eh, it is not your thing. That is cool and I respect that. You may now carry on your regular browsing in peace.
>>686418631
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>>686418826
its an analogy to describe all 3 of your braincells faggot
>>686418715
>mfw im holding the newest gen finger box up in the air while reading this post
Lalalalalalalalala
Nazibox is an fag that began cumming to 4chan’s /b/ board sliming in the (oh god it’s so) summer(in here) of 2010 (now) (fixed).
The fag involves someone fingering a picture of a Nazibox with a seemingly genuine call to recruit personal armies, followed by other niggers acting as if they haven’t been here since summer, which is when OP started here, but have been owned since childhood.
The common dissection points are the number of shovels, the dogs the box is made of, and different custom buttplugs and their merits.
Inevitably a user finally asks to join the Nazibox army, at which point they will promptly be told NYPA faggots.
We should create a kickstarter project to made this shit real.
>>686419029
It doesn't work as an analogy, you are mixing your metaphors.
>>686411586
>>686411634
knowyourfag.com/cancer
>>686419155
kek
>>686419195
Boxes with holes in them are already real
>>686419195
/b/ has backed weirder things. What would it actually entail?
MY GRANDFATHER RAPED ME is an item fad that began on 4chan’s /b/ MY GRANDFATHER RAPED MEboard sometime in the summer of MY GRANDFATHER RAPED ME 2010.
The fad involves someone posting MY GRANDFATHER RAPED ME a picture of a MY GRANDFATHER RAPED ME Fingerbox with a seemingly genuine questionMY GRANDFATHER RAPED ME or remark, followed by other users acting MY GRANDFATHER RAPED ME as if they not only all know what the MY GRANDFATHER RAPED ME OP is referring to, but have owned one since childhood MY GRANDFATHER RAPED ME.
The common discussion points are MY GRANDFATHER RAPED ME the number of holesMY GRANDFATHER RAPED ME, the materials the box is made ofMY GRANDFATHER RAPED ME , and different custom boxes and theirMY GRANDFATHER RAPED ME merits.
Inevitably a user finally asks MY GRANDFATHER RAPED MEwhat a Fingerbox MY GRANDFATHER RAPED MEis, at which point they will promptly be MY GRANDFATHER RAPED ME laughed at and called a MY GRANDFATHER RAPED ME Newfag
>>686419387
Which model of MY GRANDFATHER RAPED ME do you own?
>>686418715
like anyone is gonna knife us for liking a thing.
fuck off back to /lgbt you queer
>>686418715
Go rate some dicks, faggot.
kill yourselves, these threads are cancer
>>686419684
you're on /b/. every thread is cancer.
>>686409459
I've still got mine from the 1960s-1970s Beatles Deluxe edition, is that allowed? Or are vintages not allowed?
>>686419791
they banned all between the years of 1936 and 1964. Depends on the specific date.
fingerbox
the finger box
>>686419751
you're right. i think im just a little butthurt
Top zozzle I love fingerboxes
>>686419901
1969, I guess it's allowed then. Anyway, found a sick hermann.Co brass special Model Z1993o on auction.
Motherfucker took up half my garage, but damn is it fun.
>>686411712
Newfag bait, literally
>>686406655
>doesn't know what a fingerbox is
>tries to hide the fact by talking about imaginary girlfriend
I'm guessing fourteen years old. Never been kissed but lies to friends and says he has. Pretends to have a girlfriend who lives in... I want to say Europe but we both know it is Canada.
