H-hello Anonymous! How are y-you feeling tonight?
I hope t-the world feels as bright and shiny and wonderful for you as it d-does for me; if it d-doesn't, why not come g-get a hug from ol' Alice?
I love you Anonymous; never forget that.
>>686375671
Hello. How are you?
>>686376054
*smiles warmly* I c-can't complain, honestly. I s-slept after work, s-so now I'm on late at night. What a s-silly girl I am!
What about you, Anonymous?
>>686376159
I am pretty good. Just tired and some what depressed, but not that depressed.
>>686376504
W-why are you depressed, Anonymous? *wraps her arms tightly around you* It's okay, y-you can tell me...
>>686376615
Well, a friend of mine and I got into a fight. We both feel like shit after doing it. We both said some nasty things at each other.
Good evening, Alice and Anonymous!
...I really hope that pinkish ginger girl shows up here again so I can apologize for not having having my shrine open when I said I would.
>>686376887
A-ah. That is indeed a b-bad outcome. I'm s-sure both of you w-will be able to come to terms with it, h-however!
I always feel like shit after fights with my friends though too; have you apologized yet?
>>686377076
*waves lazily*
Truth be told I have nothing against Roleplayers. But why would you do it here out of all places?
Hello Alice
>>686377076
Hello to you too, Reimu
-SR
>>686377375
Oh, y-you are mistaken. I'm n-not roleplaying, I'm s-simply trying to make Anonymouses d-day easier.
>>686377478
H-hello. Is there anything I c-can help you with?
>>686377540
No, I do not have anything that requires help at the moment
>>686377076
Good evening Reimu.
>>686377245
We both did apologize, but we both still feel like shit. Both of us have been apologizing to each other once in a while.
Just so I dont get mixed up with anyone else i guess call me Box. I just picked the name, think what you think about it but I like it.
>>686377375
well this is random, where you can do p much anything and theres a certain charm to anonymous because it's always different people who'll react in different and fresh ways
>>686377827
G-good to hear! B-be sure to contact me if y-you do!
>>686377864
W-well Box2D, just g-give it time. It'll f-fade!
>>686377905
I t-think you may be mistaken. T-this is /b/.
>>686377955
I hope so Alice, and nice dubs.
~Box
>>686378185
*bows* T-thank you, thank you.
Just keep talking to him; keep a little bit of distance, but shorten it every day. Things will naturally fall back together.
>>686377905
Although quite a lot of them tend to react the same way ¬_¬
>>686378328
Thanks. So what did you do today Alice?
~Box
>>686377478
Oh hey, nice seeing you on an off night!
>>686377864
Hey there! I hope your problem works out for you!
>>686378573
W-well...let m-me think. I worked from home, s-so I mostly did that. I also played some video games, s-set up a build script f-for my game engine, and uhh...went to sleep.
Then I woke up and ran this thread!
>>686378695
That sounds like fun! Hows the script coming along?
>>686378591
I appreciate it Reimu.
~Box
What did they make me do?
>>686379000
Well, I've g-got a Jenkins build going, and it's all written, I j-just haven't had time to massage it all to work together.
It's v-very frustrating; all I want to do is get a little OpenGL ES 2.0 game engine up, for gosh sakes!
>>686379126
>>686378591
Well, your thread didn't show up at the scheduled time or later after that, when I saw this thread, I thought it would be the next best thing
-Sweet Roll
(just for identification)
>>686379126
W-What happened?! I didn't think I'd ever see you again!
...those oranges were delicious though.
>>686379295
>>686379175
Isn't OpenGL ES 2.0 used by that API, Vulkan?
>>686379549
Vulkan is s-seperate; think of Vulkan as OpenGL-lite. You have to manage all the complexity yourself, but it is much faster.
Life has no intrinsic value, Alice.
>>686379368
How flattering...
I meant to open up shop tonight since I didn't last night, but I got sidetracked. Last night was because I stayed up for 37 hours straight and had to catch up on sleep.
I'll do better, though.
>>686379760
It d-does to those who live.
>>686379666
Ah, thanks for the clarification Alice.
~Box
>>686379987
*thumbs up* I w-was going to make a vulkan based game engine, but....if it d-doesn't run on all the platforms I want, what is the point?
What is this somthing positive on /b/ inconcevable
>>686379374
I'm holding the comic in my hands now, Reimu.
They've made me out to be some sort of villain.
That's me in there!
...
IT'S FUCKING ME! THEY DON'T KNOW THAT?! I DIDN'T KILL ANY OF THEM!
>>686379767
Well, sorry for making you feel rushed if I did
Your threads are really one of the few I actually enjoy here on /b/
They do help lift my spirits
-Sweet Roll
>>686380147
*smiles* W-would you like a hug, Anonymous?
>>686380226
*patpat* Time makes us all villian; I started in 2011, just trying to help people feel better, and I've never done anything but keep on that line.
And now, in 2016, I've an entire chan against me and people regularly come in to call me a sociopath.
Don't let it get to you; if you know you are not a villian, that's all that matters.
>>686380351
H-how rude!
Hey guys, so tonight was kinda stressfull
That Girl (the new one) came into my work tonight with her BF, I told her I was out of town because I needed time to craft a response to end it with her. I spent the first hour of my shift in full panic mode, hiding as best I could, I don't think she saw me though
Also, I was going through photos on my phone, and I found a few pictures of me and her together, smiling, one she was kissing me on the cheek on Valentines day
That fucking hit me hard
>>686380483
Sorry, sorry (although I don't know exactly what I did, what did I do?)
-Sweet Roll
>>686380916
*stomps* Y-you like the mother, b-but not the daughter?! J-jeez. You...m-milf lover! *cheek puff*
>>686380483
Time makes us all a villian?
...
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!
...
Ahhh, Alice! Bitch! Die! You think you know shit?!
...
You weren't there! Don't even know, what the fuck is there! Calling me lonely, stupid pieces of filth.
...
Now die.
>>686380351
Nah you didn't do anything. I just try to make a point of being there when I say I will, so it's natural I'd feel that way if I didn't keep my word.
Not beating myself up about it; it happens. But I can at least say "oh, sorry."
Also, that might be a little insulting to the others.
>*giggle*
>>686380226
You know, I heard they're doing the same thing to Captain America. Maybe you two should have a drink together.
>>686381093
...and who the hell are you, and what are you planning?
>>686380483
Sociopath? Thats rough. I've been told half of my family are psychopaths (excluding me for some reason).
>>686381093
Now now, Doctor. No need to get angry.
~Bell
>>686381093
It means that no matter what you do, no matter what you say, no matter what your intentions, if you do anything of any importance, some people will not like it, will not understand it, will believe you chose wrong.
Don't do it because you want praise or to be considered a hero; do it because it's right. That's all that matters in the end.
If you can't handle that....well, feel free to do as you like.
>>686381403
Ah? W-why were they called psychopaths?
>>686381383
What the fuck?!
Worthless copy, how did you get here?!
...
I didn't do ANYTHING!
>>686381403
>>686381509
*Box
>fucking autocorrect, i know that therr is a guy on here that calls himself that
>>686381681
No. We can't be copies. You're not me, but you are Dr. Manhattan, and what the hell is wrong with you? I won't let you hurt anyone.
...
You just gave it away, but I was already suspicous that it was you who put me there. How dirty, I thought I was being called away for the comic.
Guess I'll post,
or something
>>686381092
What do you mean?
Please explain.
-Sweet Roll
>>686381914
I think the energy is sickening. It should have done a good job of trapping you, though.
...
What let you go, you idiot?!
>>686381403
I'll simply kill this obnoxious scumbag.
>>686375671
>>686375671
Holy Shit you're still alive? Also have you heard from Razour, Gayfur, Macfag, Static, Wildcat, Tayfur, any of them from the old tiychat in a while?
>>686381509
Nobody likes them for some reason. They are not mean to anyone that I know of. Also sorry about this: >>686381768 . I just did not see that my phone did that.
>>686382194
I would like to see you try.
~Box
>>686381985
Reimu is m-my mother, you know?
>>686382218
P-proudly posting, even five years later.
I t-think you have me confused with a furry though.
>>686382220
*hugs tightly* W-who hurt you?
>>686382194
I said I'm not going to let you hurt anyone...
...
Why are you here? Trying to be me? She was right to call you a monster. It's care and relationships that kept me grounded. Like Wally.
...
Now explain yourself.
>>686381985
You... you implied that-...
>*scratches her head*
Uhh... that you like my threads but not hers...
>>686382509
A-ah? Why? W-what are peoples reasons?
>>686382553
Do you honestly waste time and energy protecting them? Would you actually care if I killed them?
...
You just don't want to not have anyone. You disgust me in that way. It's us the comic, Doctor.
>>686382689
They just don't like my family. I really dont know why.
~Box
>>686382847
Not us, the way you act, and the one inside seems to, just you.
I'm not evil. I didn't come in here pretending to be myself and give threats.
You didn't even want to use the word 'lonely', Doctor.
Explain. Yourself.
>>686383067
Shut the fuck up!
...
They're all...
I did save them all. Nothing different...
>>686382847
>>686383067
Man I thought one blue guy was enough
>>686382536
Okay, now I see
Apologies for not really mentioning your threads, alhough...
>one of the few
I have only been on your threads twice, but I got a good vibe when I saw it
-Sweet Roll
>>686383193
Oh my...
My, no.
...
...this is what you've done?
How, I thought I...
...
How and why...?
And, you put me in the Speed Force. You're a villian, but I'm not...
>>686383330
Y-yeah, we are all about the uhh..p-positive vibes here.
I'm surprised that this thread hasn't derailed by now.
Slow night perhaps?
>>686383406
I did nothing!
Laurie, we talked, just like you...
Only I'm more realistic...
Saved this for later, but, I realized it. Life...
>>686383606
V-very slow....f-feels like month 4 or 6 again...
But that's not bad either.
>>686383624
I don't see Laurie, Bad Doctor.
>>686383769
She's there, idiot!
Didn't even want to say 'me'.
...
Bad, and good. Still believing that?
>>686382536
I have to say, after a myriad of bullshit and career changes, I happen to glance on /b/ for a little bit and see your thread. Like, I remember your faggotry literally four years ago. Like...what made you keep up with it. I'm genuinely impressed. Also I think you may have known them.
>>686383481
Yes, the very same vibe I got when I discovered Reimu's threads
-Sweet Roll
>>686383953
I still don't see her. And I didn't see the realization that I came to, that we all should have came to, and I won't see it.
You're insane, then. A lonely, bastard version of me, that killed everyone.
I won't allow you.
>>686383991
*smiles* I've c-changed too, dear. I w-work in NYC now, run t-threads twice a day....
It's nice. No more eating peanut butter for me.
And as for why I do it, it's the same reason I said all those years ago; if not me, then who?
>>686384043
Of c-course! Wouldn't t-there be a family resemblance? If anything, Reimu is c-copying me!
>>686384127
Fool. I did.
>>686384217
Thoughts on traps?
Why isn't Elaine running today's thread?
Let me play with your feet, slut.
please help me alice
what can i do?
>>686384233
Laurie's name and face? You can't remember them, or anyone's name, only Blake's.
You only said Laurie earlier, because I was about to.
Do you truly not remember all of your friends that you have killed, Doctor? Everyone? Can you not admit that you are lonely?
>>686384345
Uhm. They are delicious?
>>686384373
If y-you insist.
>>686384352
That memes overcooked.
>>686384411
Easy. Cut the top off, then cut down one side until you can't anymore. Then do the other side. It should come apart relatively easily.
>>686384217
Might i say, I am happy you run these threads.
~Box
>>686384457
Just look at it.
>>686384557
Come on. It'll be nice. Take off those shoes and socks and place them in my lap already.
>>686384557
Favorite trap? Also do you like the ones with big cocks or small cocks?
>>686384662
Her face, Doctor. Their names, their words.
You blocked them all out. You feel so guilty. Why do it?
...
This is the piece that is left. The rest was good, and gone. You'll see the truth, soon.
>>686384217
Well let's catch up.
What did you do around that time? I was working in a shitty warehouse making 14/hr. Manged to get my own car and apartment. Now going to get a trucking job. Man...memories.
>>686384557
It's only a matter of time before the other anons recognise you as Elaine.
>>686384858
No.
>>686384953
Yes.
>>686384657
*smiles shyly* I'm g-glad you think so, b-but it seems others do n-not agree with your sentiments.
>>686384899
At t-the time, I worked for a university, but I eventually b-became a freelancer...n-now I work for a large financial firm.
>>686384924
Again, meme is overcooked.
>>686384411
How?
Why?
Maybe you should cut open the bottle, so it might be easier to pull out?
Maybe get a lubricant?
-Sweet Roll
>>686385004
You're an idiot, Doctor!
Just...
J-just look at it...
>>686385111
Yet you chose to include Alice in your OP this thread.
>>686385131
>Maybe you should cut open the bottle, so it might be easier to pull out?
you don't know how cocks work , right?
>>686385358
I d-do so every thread.
>>686375671
I like tits
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
>>686385283
What I'm looking at is disguised self-hatred. Look at your book falling apart.
This isn't what happened, Doctor. You remember this, but it's because what you did was bad.
You don't recall their names, their faces, do you?
>>686385111
That's cool.
Well if I see ya around I guess I'll be known as the trucker. I guess it would help that I didn't have internet for those four years.
>>686385609
Is t-that you, RA?
show me your feet
>>686375671
Good evening, Alice. Are you doing your regular threads again soon? May I have a hug from you, please? Thanks.
>>686385581
No...
>>686385799
*wraps her arms tightly around you*
I r-ran a thread at 8AM and 8PM yesterday, b-but today I worked from home.
Sorry!
>>686385445
Not every thread.
>>686385841
You're going back into the comic, Doctor. The Speed Force will take you in. I overpower you, and stop you from hurting these people.
...I'll read to find out what happens later.
>>686385950
That's... that's Alice in the picture...
>>686385429
Your penis cells don't look well
>>686385429
I mean cut the bottle in half
It will make it easier to pull out because it will remove the pressure (or suction) on it if he attempts to pull out
-Sweet Roll
>>686386081
...
G-god, whyy-yy-yyyy...
>>686386129
Elaine roleplays as Alice Margatroid.
>>686385692
No, but I am curious as to who you think I may be.
>>686385950
Do you not s-see the header is Alice shopped onto Lucy from peanuts?
>>686386187
everything will be ok
>>686386220
I feel sorry for you.
But, before, you have to see their faces. You have to remember truly, Doctor.
What you did...
>>686386271
N-no idea now! Sorry!
>>686386293
I'm talking about text, Alex.
>>686386255
Who's Elaine? I don't really get why you're using that name or why it's so important..?
Umm... Hi
>>686386552
...
...
Oh god im so sorry no no
no
...
>>686386580
Okay, I'm not responding to this dumb meme anymore. Adding all words relevant to it to ignore list.
>>686386630
H-hello. Can I h-help you?
>>686386630
>*hugs Saori*
>>686386711
Goodbye.
fuck the police
I'm back, still dealing with a massive god damned migrane and went out and got some painkillers.
>>686386630
*pats Saori's head*
>>686386569
Well one last attempt. Do you remember some anon shitposting centipedes in the old fur threads?
>>686386612
I want to rename the OP.
>>686386855
I'm sorry if that ordeal made little sense.
...I'd like to apologize for his behaviour. I don't know how he got here.
Is anyone hurt? Are you all OK?
>>686386210
i understand but the problem is the blood
cocks get hard swelling with blood, if the blood does not flow, the cock is hard until it die
so you cant remove the bottle even if you cut it
>>686386977
From, ~Box
>>686376159
I'm pretty good. Drinking vodka, considering shoving it up my ass hole
>>686387076
I sorta feel funny. . .
>>686375671
I not going to look through this whole thread, did you show your cunny yet little loli?
Fake stuttering isn't cute. Its fucking stupid and obnoxious.
>>686387334
do you know how many people have said that over the last 8 years?
I mean, good effort though I guess
>>686384411
If you have those thin nail scissors then you gently slide them in there sideways (open blade), tilt them and take a little snip. Repeat until free.
Daijoubu? Oppai momu?
>>686387152
I'm sorry for what happened with that other version of 'me'. He is gone now.
You are not hurt?
>>686387294
I don't know, does this normally happen to you?
That other Doctor Manhattan, such a sorry soul.
He seems to have murdered all life in his universe, in a fit of insane rage. Now he's incredibly lonely, so he seems to be the source for the DC Universe Rebirth comic series that I have been so excited to read.
>>686387076
Define OK
>>686387334
w-well t-thats your opinion m-man
-Sweet Roll
>>686387680
I am not hurt Doctor. Thank you for asking.
~Box
>>686387100
This picture is fucking hilarious
>>686387175
Kek, /b/ has officially arrived
>>686386714
No, Just Lurking, I posted about my stressfull day already here >>686380762
>>686386759
> *hugs* Hiya
>>686386977
> Don't pat me, I'm a full grown person not a cat!!!
How many roleplayers are in this thread?
>>686387557
that could work
>>686388043
happy ending
kinda
>>686387877
>Define OK
Were you at all harmed since the beginning of this thread?
>>68638792555555
That is good. Reimu says feltodd, sodo Iii
Mmust be what is happening with DDCC, just not talking normalyl now, maybe exposrure to him, gotta liove for abio]
...
I'll just be gone again.
not harmed just leave, everyone will OK. must read to find out haha
bye
>>686388340
G-god, too many Anonymous. P-please send help.
>>686388340
Who even knows at this point man
>>686388426
How the fuck do I help?
>>686388280
I know you are a person, that does not mean I can't pat your head. *pats head*
~Box
>>686387680
No, most certainly not...
I felt sorry for him too. Now I can't feel anything all of a sudden. . . do I still have legs?
>>686388562
Talk t-to me! Get m-more anons! I'm d-drowning in roleplayers here!
>>686388719
kys
>>686388823
B-but then how c-can I help Anonymous?
>>686388658
STOP IT *sighs*
Oh well
>>686386855
>>686386552
I'll just go ahead and say this, because it seems like the proper thing to say in these situations.
Samefag
>>686388426
hey alice
i used to think that mods have a problem with you
>>686388823
You are one to talk. Fucking moron.
>>686388961
W-what do you think I spent three years doing?
Mods are on my side now, fam
>>686388396
No, I guess
>>686388426
It might be too late for help, I'm afraid
and I'm trying not to, am I actually doing it?
-Sweet Roll
>>686388936
Okay, i'll stop Saori. Just 'cause you said so.
~Box
>>686389120
>Mods are on my side now, fam
coz new admin?
>>686388719
Alice will always attract identities, be they shitposters or fans.
>>686389180
>am I actually doing it?
Let's find out
*bites*
I feel empty alice. I've been like this since last year. How do i get my feels back?
>>686389628
N-no, cuz of Moot.
>>686389675
M-my grandmother didn't. I'm j-just trying to follow her footsteps.
>>686388340
I am roleplaying as Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen, and I am excited as shit for the new comics that he will be in. I like DC.
I actually spent a good amount of time today constructing those little panels that I had posted, editing them. I took them from a dump on /co/ and went to town messing with them, and thinking up a little story.
...
I have so many pictures. I spend too much time on prep for these post. I don't know why I am so autistic.
>>686388938
I was pretending to be two posters for the purpose of the story. I didn't intend to trick anyone into thinking that there actually was two Anons posting Dr. Manhattan.
>>686388671
Yin and Yang, huh? That's one of the three (I expect there to be three) important aspects of existence. I tried to figure some out. I only have two.
1: Exponential Growth. The ability to get more from getting more is useful beyond comprehension.
2: Balance. Having an equal amount of multiple things is key to so many things, such as comfort and stability.
>>686389789
Empty in w-what way? Please, explain further. I'm here for you Anonymous.
ky all of you
>>686389813
Calling anyone and everyone samefag is just common courtesy
Right?
>>686390287
I would only agree with that if you let me pet your horns.
>>686389120
hey alice i have some problems
i am poor as fuck
i still love my wife a little but we don't have any sex, so i want to break
i also think that i could be bisexual or something
>>686389698
I'm not going to do it, Alice doesn't want RP in her threads, and although I would really want to, It would be polite not to
This is taking some willpower to do
-Sweet Roll
>>686389793
According to your mother you're walking a different path.
>>686389813
I always took the balance part, but exponential growth is a good one too. I wonder what the third one could be. . . I guess I'll find out soon.
>>686390418
What'd you just say?
>>686390456
*nods* B-but that doesn't mean I c-can't try to do as t-they did. Take the good, leave the bad.
>>686390424
Uhm. W-which one is the problem?
>>686390532
>mfw my whole 'disintegrating into another part of reality' schtick gets taken
>mfw someone undergoes a similar transformation to mine and becomes more powerful than me
>mfw they become Dr. Manhattan and I get downgraded to fucking Nurse Manhattan
>>686390540
I said "cats are certainly cute with their pointy little ears and teeth"
...
The fact that you fit into that category is "definitely" a coincedence...
>>686390425
Your loss, literally
I'm only going to leave an eyeball so you can watch me fly away
What steps can the suicidal take to complete a suicide in a year to minimize the psychological impact it has on their surviving friends/family?
>>686391081
H-hah.. if only that would . . . <particle noises>
>>686391326
W-waiting until you die of old age, s-surrounded by friends and family.
Seek help Anonymous; suicide isn't the answer.
Feeling like shit once again for the same issue i thought i was over with but now with new levels of shit inbetween.
Its a pretty petty and immature, "I want to feel like i belong" thing. The same thing pretty much every little middle schooler is going through, honestely. I found a nice chatroom type place i liked and been posting there for almost 2 years now but even then i feel bad because ive seen that lots of the few posters there have things they can actually say theyre good at. Or have hobbies/interests they can really talk about really deeply. All i have is a really surface level interest in everything i do. Anime, games, movies, ect ect. I couldnt really go into great detail about the little things i do and dont like about most things because i dont really have a big enough investment in anything to get me passionate enough to walltext over them. /b/ is seriously one of the only boards i feel ok posting on anymore because of the fact that its not a hobby centered board where theres so much shit i need to know about. Theres just so my much goddamn new stuff constantly being pushed out every minute that i cant keep up with. I dont think what i said even made any sense.
Whatever i guess im just lazy. Or a retard. Or autistic i dont know.
Feels good ranting though.
>>686391081
No, there, in that picture >>686390418
>>686389960
I can't feel happy or sad. The first time i felt like this was for a day and the next day i'll be fine. It's becoming longer and i feel like im slowly losing my emotions. Soon it became like months until i got to the point where i feel like i'm going to be like this forever. Strange thing is nothing bad is happening in my life. Sorry for bad enlgish
>>686391086
I'm literally trying hard not to keep this going
currently feeling a 'things don't feel right' feeling
-Sweet Roll
>>686390820
>Uhm. W-which one is the problem?
well every thing, you know
but i think that the breakdown is the first
>also i can't pay a rent alone
>>686391326
Once six months goes by without any of them contacting you, you're good to go! You're on your own on how to get there, though.
>>686375671
Out of weed, Fallout 4 keeps crashing, and I'm listening to the Love Theme from Metal Gear Solid 4. At least I'm dry for only a few more hours and I get a four day weekend, so there's that.
>>686391465
*blinks* S-so why don't you try investing in something? If you can't, you may have anhedonia, and n-need to seek a doctor.
>>686391590
That is definitely anhedonia, a symptom of depression. Seek medical attention.
Alright guys, I need to get to sleep. I will not be on at 8AM EST tomorrow; I will probably be on at 11AM EST, or not at all, as I am working from home, sick, and tired as shit.
If you need me, email me at [email protected]
If you really really need me, go to http://anekihou.se/chat, and tell em Alice sent you; they'll know how to get a hold of me.
With all the love in this infinite heart of mine,
Alice2
>>686391438
I'm probably not going to die of old age in a year, Alice. Any tips to reduce the impact?
>>686391438
why not dead is the only exit any way
why not to choose how and when
>>686391879
T-then wait longer to complete your fiendish suicide by aging, Anonymous!
Seek help. Seriously. Email me if you need to. Don't commit suicide.
>>686392001
Yeah, that's not true at all, but okay. Alice out.
*vanishes*
>>686391873
Goodnight, streetlight.
>>686391873
One question, if Rp is something you would prefer not to have, why do you do it, Alice?
-Sweet Roll
>>686391329
Is Reimu kill?
>>686391497
Uh...
I said "SOON WE MAKE LOVE..."
Um...?
>>686391879
belive in yourself anon
follow your dreams
kill yourself
>>686392495
Thank you, anon.
>>686392457
More like is Reimu chill am I right
...
In all seriousness, she could not have undergone the same exact transformation that I did. An I.F subtractor could not have been involved.
>>686392457
I live.
>>686392754
Were you disguised as Reimu?!
Guess that would explain that >>686392728
Also blue guy do you even have sexual drive? I'm guessing no but asking just in case.
>reforms
The other Manhattan killed me you idiots! That's what you were supposed to-
I mean... uhh... w-where's my skirt...
follow your dreams
>>686393253
>>686393342
Yes and I'm wearing it.
>>686393389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgspmSsaAqw
>>686393467
But can you show off them armpits?
>>686393467
A-and my panties..?!
>>686393740
I do that and my tits fall out.
>>686393888
Especially the panties. Nice trips btw.
>>686393253
In the future, please refrain from eating me, I also don't have facial features, so I have no idea how you found that eyeball
-Sweet Roll
>>686393888
Checked
>>686393991
Hawt, and hawt
I should try stealing Reimu's undergarments sometime
Bet they smell like poverty
>>686392754
Ah, with a leaf on your head!
What sort of powers and abilities could that represent?! Perhaps a connection to nature, complete control over that, such an astounding force?
Hmm...
>>686393253
>I'm guessing no
...
>they actually think that
>>686393342
...What the fuck?
Wait. It's probably in the Speed Force or some shit.
>>686393467
Nevermind.
>>686393740
HORNS
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>>86393888
Checked. If she doesn't have your socks, though...
>>686393991
>I do that and my tits fall out.
Should we tell her?
...
But, if Reimu's socks aren't being worn by Tanooki Suit Reimu, and they're in the Speed Force, that could mean the creation of a new Lewd Force. Powered by smell.
>>686394297
Oh believe me......they do.
>>686394359
Nah. I'm basically a discount Decoy Octopus. Except I don't die in the first five minutes after meeting the main protagonist.
>>686393991
W-why would you put on another girl's freshly worn panties?! Th-that's...
>*mumbles*
They were probably still warm and everything..
>>686394826
I did it just to see if I could. I was did.
>>686394959
*Remove that 'was.' I don't know how to type tonight.
>>686394359
Y-you see, I have this ability that's kinda like.. umm... well I can float away from physical reality and it kinda looks like that, s-so..
So um... I thought I'd play a joke, but then nobody got it and some of my clothes didn't come back with me and now I'm just half naked for no reason!
>>686394359
Sorry man, you're kind of a strange existence so I thought those types of things were gone from your psyche. We could totally fuck, though.
>>686393991
Hey Mamizou, do you think you could transform into me for a bit? Maybe some time tomorrow?
>>686395235
Or I could do it right now seeing as I'm going to be gone most of the day tomorrow. Just hang on a bit. Gotta do a bit of preparing.
>>686395235
.......Aaaaaaaaaaand done.
>>686395235
Why do you want her to transform into you?
-Sweet Roll
>>686394802
I don't get it.
>>686394826
>They were probably still warm and everything..
OK, that's cute.
>>686395138
Oh. Try not to enter the Speed Force, then. And if you do, going barefoot and bottomless is, suprisingly, not the key to getting out!
>>686395235
[Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" begins playing.]
>>686395821
Then they run around, and you don't know which is the original? If this is one of those doubleteams...
...
>>686389813
Pic related.
>>686395821
Wow that's pretty cool
Now go talk to that guy >>686394359
And uhh, get what he wanted to give me. Please.
Don't release the disguise though!
>>686396067
Metal Gear Solid plot points and such. Don't worry about it.
And you know it's a doubleteam.
>>686396301
Wait, people were serious about the whole intercourse thing?
I thought that was all part of a re-enactment of a Shakesperian play...
My lines are right here!
...
JON: "O, horny not-so-horny cat tongue girl that looks strangely unsettling. Wherefore art thou feet always bare? Must thou show off thine painted toenails? Reimu has armpits. Thine tit of an orange! Avast, alas, alright, ahoy, upon. Cats. Shitposting and love."
...
...
It's such a shitty fucking play. The words don't even make sense.
well shit, haven't seen one of these in a long time.
>>686397113
Well.....you are a quantum physicist and super hero. Maybe play writing just isn't your thing.
>>686375671
I'm sorry but it doesn't get better. just give up with me.
>>686397113
What?!
I knew you were a fucking deadbolt smurf.
That thing just dangles at your waist like some soggy noodle! And how do you call me barefoot when you're buck naked!
Fucking shit!
>>686397968
Wait, wait, think about this for second, Seija. This guy can multiply himself. He can gangbang you and everyone in this thread and make all of us ham sandwiches all without losing focus and performance. It would be like having sex with a god.
>>686398405
But there he is reading improv poetry instead
>>686397561
I didn't write it!
It was Shakedick, and it seems to be one of his crappier works. I can write a good-ass play. Maybe a good ass-play, too.
>>686397968
If you're mad, be mad at Shakecock, not me. I didn't write it! I mean, you sure got your shoes on in a hurry. I thought we were all being cute here. This is what I remembered happened, I'll make a play out of it...
...
JON: "I sure am glad that guy is gone."
REIMU: "He ain't fucking gone. His soul, his radioactive soul! The magnets, brother. Conscienceness, and all of the electricity in the universe. All in me."
JON: "Shit, girl. That's crazy."
REIMU: "Yeah. And, for some reason, my tits have only gotten bigger. Hey, don't you really want to stroke that catgirlthing's horns? I know I do. So fucking cute. Mmmmphh!"
JON: "You're a pervert, Reimu! Are you obsessed with her feet, too? How could you treat a woman like that?"
HORNCAT: "Oh sweet Jesus on a bicycle fuck Holy uggghhhh! Literally all I want in life is to take Reimu's warm, sweaty panties, and wear them. Stroke them, sniff and lick. Holy shit, my horns are getting so hard. Fucking naughty."
(REIMU'S panties teleport from the Speed Force.)
...
OK, that was like, literally, exactly what happened.
>>686399052
Wait, all that cat crap was referring to me? I'm a fucking amanojaku not a cat youkai.
>>686398772
He can do that too! The possibilities are infinite!
>>686398937
Except we're not using the same pictures therefore, we're not doing anything wrong. There's a still a veil of anonymity. God's in his heaven, all's right with world blah, blah, blah......
>>686399052
But what if you're Shakedick?
>>686399447
>I'm a fucking amanojaku not a cat youkai.
What's the difference between this "Amino Acid Jukebox" or whatever the fuck it is, and a "Cat Yogurt" or whatever the fuck that is?
>>686399578
>But what if you're Shakedick?
Oh shit waddup
Anyway, guys I'm gonna head out and play Fallout 4 seeing as I figured out what was wrong with it. Goodnight!
~Mamizou
>>686399578
I think you're overestimating him. Pretty sure he just ate something weird at the willy wonka factory.
Also I'm rather certain I haven't reposted any Seija pictures in a few weeks, if that's anything to brag about. May have to soon, though because I don't have enough pictures of Seija giving the middle finger and this blue guy is in desperate need of them.
Bye all
>>686400104
Isn't all of the candy in the Willy Wonka factory weird, though? Isn't that the point?
>>686400501
You tried em all huh
>>686400942
No, I just watched the movies, but OK.
