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Dumb ass bitches, while you all shit at your computers all day I'm out protecting America saving your asses, giving you freedom.

Start respecting me and the other troops or there will be trouble!

Pic related, me and my military gear

ps, stay the FUCK out of my thread filthy eurotrash. USA only
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>>686370925
You're so right, we're sorry. Fight on brave hero
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Fake
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Oh fuck off. Not this shit again.
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fucking bullshit, that doesn't even look close to an IOTV fucking retard
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>>686370925
>Giving you freedom

How are YOU giving ME freedom?
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>>686370925

do we have to have this bait thread every day? it's not very funny or entertaining ever,.
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Fuck off Farva
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>>686370925
Put a fucking bullet in your head.
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>>686370925
Nice airsoft gear faggot, and i guess you dont get CIF issued gear, because your "gear" looks like some cheap amazon 20$ trash.
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>>686370925
Wow, you scaring me with your green baby bib wearing trailer trash diaper changing station faggott ass
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good thread
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>>686370925
so many idiots taking the bait...
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>>686370925
Hey, try not to engage in any gang rapes of the locals while you're out there. I'm still glad that piece of shit Green managed to off himself in the lockup here in Tucson.
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>>686370925
>>686371426
Fucking this. Looks like this shit was bought from Walmart. And no active service member calls it generic "military gear", you dumb shit.
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>itsbait.jpg.org.mov
>comments anyway

Protecting my freedom by killing arabs
>k.mov
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What kind of military gear is that?
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i'm diggin that cardboard armor dude
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>>686370925
I want fascism
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STOLEN VALOR
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Shit - tier plate carrier fam. Next time you want to post bait at least get some decent milsurp
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>>686373565
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.>>686373756
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>>686370925
GOLD FRINGE AROUND THE FLAG
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>>686370925
what are you gonna do? not protect us?
Then you'll be an unemployed vet... and good luck with THAT loser. Might as well just give your sidearm a blowjob right now.
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>>686374175
pics or it didnt happen
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and OP is the reason so many people hate the military...
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>>686370925
good on you brother. Im not mil but im in the security field as well. god bless and stay safe!
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>>686374433
>implying he's actually enlisted
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>>686374175
You only want it cuz it "looks cool" and I get that, but the thing about it is it's not worth your money in comparison to something that actually has substance, that's like spending $60 on a skin and when you could spend $60 on an entirely new game, and if you'd chose the skin theirs something wrong with you because you have to think how far your dollar can go, like for a dollar you can get a hot dog, which lasts you a couple of mins, or for two dollars you can get a pack of gum that will last you a few day, which would give you more overall enjoyment, so you'd buy the gum, because the money to fun ratio is higher with the gum, your money goes farther.

But with SKINS, your spending the same amount of money that you could on entirely new game, full of new experiences, and overall just having a lot of fun with it, but you choose to spend that money on a SKIN, which is literally just there to look cool, it serves no game mechanic function, it isn't even buff, or a add-on, it doesn't add anything to your actual play experience besides looking cool, this is why it makes me so angry cuz you have crippling austim.
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>>686370925
That lifevest will never float your fat ass, faggot. Hope you didn't enlist long enough to ruin all of your young adulthood.
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>>686370925
I think u have it backwards and its small for ur fat body.
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>>686374433
>implying people hate the military and not the faggots who pretend to be a part of the world's police
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>>686374573
not saying they are, but by saying what they did doesn't help...
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>>686374175
I stopped reading after gorilla.. They don't teach u English in the navy you stupid ape?
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Really dude
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Hurr durr I'm a brainwashed contracted murican oil fighter. Kill people for gas to drive around my pickup truck even though I don't put stuff in the back of it. Don't want to work when I come off so I set on my military pension and complain about people of welfare take money from gubbment. Did I mention I was in military?
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>>686374410
>falling for this old of a copypasta

Wew lad
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good bait thread from the master baiter, roll on cannon fodder
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OP please kill yourself
Sincerely
Actual combat vet
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>>686375761
Thank you!
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>>686375761
Fuck off maggot

That's no way to speak to a US marine

Guys like me are the reason you even have the privilege to type your shitpost you just made

Now I demand an apology
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i mean, he's playing himself by trying to argue with /b/
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>>686375494
what is copypasta?
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>>686370925
Suck my dick OP it's been a while since I've had a good sucking u want to play with my balls army man huh do u go fuck u cousin hillbilly trash
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>>686376091
a Marine who doesn't capitalize the M. Wanna know how I know you're gay?
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>>686376952
claiming it was bait? nice cover....
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>>686370925
lol tacticool faggot.

i wiped my ass with the american flag today. set it on fire afterwards so i didn't have to look at it anymore. suck a bag of dicks cunt.
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>>686377303
you did all that to a flag? fucking edgy bro.... why dont you try doing it to a marine?
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>>686374175
was so ready to post this.....good work anon
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>>686374438
MY FUCKING SIDES

I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS A YLYL THREAD
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>>686377261
dude ive been here since pudding
suk my dik
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>>686370925
But I'm dq'ed from service. Heart surgery, and I stutter. So I sit at home on my computer and drink. I do come from a military family. My, brother, dad, grandpa, uncle, and a step brother served.
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>>686377303
I thought the queen banned anything with this much edge. Might get in trouble there britboy
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>>686377777
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>>686377777
Faggot>>686377813
.
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>>686377777
GIGI PUDDING = NEWFAG
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>>686377777
that's not that old fam
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>>686377777
WHOAH GET M8
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>>686377777
FUCKING QUINTS CHECK'D
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>>686377777
I've been here since 1999

suck MY dick faggot
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>>686370925
Dude fucking killyourself
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>>686377777
Bow down hoes
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>*cough, cough*
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>>686378057
>Giga
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You cuck united dates of America is a country in North America.you are protecting fucking 1 country not all of America you fucking faggot
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>>686378003
Fuck I hate that bitch. Just a little too much Rachel maddow
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>>686378502
They don't call the US military the world police for nothing..
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>>686375248
Fucking private Lolol
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>>686374871
OP definitely is the type of guy to tell everyone to respect him.
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This, my friends, is what I call bait.

>>Fat fuck
>>Dishonorable
>>Vest doesn't even fit correctly
>>Probably has never served his country

Get the fuck out asshole.
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>>686370925
You forgot your helmet.
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>>686377777
someones gotta suck his dik now
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>>686377777
Witnessed
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>>686376091
HAH! The photo you posted before clearly says U.S. Army. Typical Army asshole. You'd never make a Marine because you don't have the will.
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>>686370925
your not really in the military,
hat brim doesnt get bent like that.
we havnt had that bad looking body armor since the gulf war.
the american patches we wear are not that big also placed elsewhere.
eat shit and die. stolen valor is a felony.
/thread
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thank you sir for putting your life at risk defending uz. seriously.
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>>686370925
your fat
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So many people taking this bait, i'm not going to lie though, its pretty funny.
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>>686370925

Have fun playing army, little man.
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>>686377777
faggot
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>>686374438
That belt is holding on by a thread...
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>>686370925
While your out protecting our country I am doing my part and fucking your wife so she's not lonely.
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>>686370925
and here you are still faggin on 4chan you piece of trash you are useless to the american army GTFO
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>>686370925
Whose dick did you get to suck today?
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>>686370925
"put some respeck on the troops"
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You look like one of those militia dudes, OP.
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>>686383718
Muh sheckles, goy
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>>686383935
Goy Mee hoy Minoy moy
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Why do all u fags gotta ruin the bait, dont fuckin ruin it. u cucks need to learn..
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Not in the army faggot. Kill yourself
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