Cashier story thread.
Got chewed out by an old lady today because she didn't know her PIN. Also she was in a mobility scooter so Everytime she had to reslide he card she had to stand up and groan like a cunt. She kept saying she wanted to pay with debit so I said then put your PIN in and she would just keep fucking hitting credit. Then he card would decline and we went through this cycle like 4 times before she finally gave up on the PIN and just slide a credit card that worked. How do this fucking retards get by everyday.
>>686358771
>>686358771
social security, welfare.. she probably gets disability for being so obese.
Death by McDonalds is more appealing to some than working for a living, especially when you are this stupid.
>>686358771
saw someone do this a week ago and it made me want to smack the retard.
>>686359258
Wish I could get paid by being a fat unemployed leach.
Nah juke jam is the best on the mixtape
The customers I get are usually pretty nice. However, I did get a pretty funny one once. There was a deal with Coca-Cola and Pepsi that if you got 4 of the 12 packs you could get them for a reduced price. HOWEVER, you have to get four of one brand. You can't get some Pepsi and some Coke. This women had to have me tell her four times before I called a manager. Then she had to explain it four times. She spent the rest of the checkout yelling at customers "YOU CANT MIX BRANDS!" Pretty funny.
>>686359449
I feel bad for the other customers. They aren't paid to be there like me. Some kid's screaming and they just have to wait for this retard to figure out how to slide a card.
I especially hate the parents who are more immature then their five year old. Shit parents piss me off.
>>686359995
I had a bitch recently who was getting two family size Oreos and 2 boxes of premium crackers. The deal was you get 2 family size Nabisco products and you get a pack of water bottles for free. So only one pack of water bottles came off and she starts yelling about how she got 4 nabisco product so I told her that the crackers she got were not family sized and she would have to get something that was. She says "well I want those crackers and they don't have a family size for them." So I said that the deal doesn't guarantee that every nabisco product has a family size it just means that if you get two family size you get free water. So she just says she wants to speak to my manager and she comes over and just fucking gives her the water.
Had a woman shit in the store. She walked by pushing a shopping cart while I was ringing other customers up. Without breaking step she shook her leg and two nuggets of shit fell out of her pant leg. Then just kept walking like nothing happened. I didn't realize at first what it actually was until a coworker said something.
>>686360895
Yeah, they'll do that. Keepin' em coming back is there job. It works pretty well, too. I work at a small (and the only in my town), grocery store. I just try to be as apologetic as possible. If you work at a Walmart, though, fuck it. No one wants to be there.
>>686361536
Where the hell do you work, anon? Jesus Christ. Difficult to believe, but still hilarious.
A thread that doesn't suck ass, damn, keep it going.
>>686363303
16. answer is 16. not hard enough anon
>>686363886
15 nigger
>>686363886
A winrar is you.
>>686364207
14 fucking koon
>>686364207
Apple =10
Banana = 4
Coconut = 2
10 + 4 + 2 =/= 15 (nigger)
>>686364445
the coconut and banana are 1 short in the final equation (shit skinner) its 14
Customer catchphrases 101
>Oh you look bored need something to do?
>You been waiting here for me?
>Hey don't put the bread under the watermelon you fucking cunt.
I work at a chain of gas stations nearby my house and the same fucking people come in every day and get the same things-
lottery tickets, alcohol, and cigarettes.
the old people are the worst, they buy lottery tickets, leave the store and go to their cars, then they scratch them off sitting in the parking lot taking up space then come in, cash them in, and demand more. this happens 7-8 times per every five people that come in. also, people who don't hand you money, instead they throw the shit on the counter and expect you to peel off the money from the surface in a quick and timely manner.
>>686364691
Apple = X
Banana = Y
Coconut = Z
3X = 30
X = 10
X + 2Y =18
10 +2Y =18
2Y = 8
Y = 4
Y- Z = 2
4 - Z = 2
-Z = -2
Z = 2
X+Y+Z = S
10 + 4 + 2 = S
16 = S
>>686364727
EVERYTIME. I do need something to do most of the time, and I am bored, so they are right.
>>686365633
>ha you're wrong
>I know why, but I'm just gonna keep it to myself because of how right I am
Thanks for contributing, new friend :)
Also, it isn't my fault you failed eighth grade math.
>>686358771
Old cashier story when I work at Wendy's
>Working cashier
>Oldish looking guy walks in and ask for dine in
>He wants a number 1 but instead of a drink he wants a chocolate frosty.
>Ring up his order tell him his total.
>He looks at me and the price and ask me why the price is not the same on the board.
>Explain to him first there is tax and the small chocolate frosty is .25 cent extra
>He doesn't understand why changing something in the combo cost more since the frosty and the drink are the exact same price.
>Call my manager and he tells him the same thing i told him.
>He gets mad and said he doesnt want his food so I give him his money back.
>Manager takes his food away and guy get upset saying he wanted his food.
>Tells us to go fuck ourself and take a frosty and shove it up our ass.
>I tell the guy have a nice day
Good times.
>>686365560
I just hate hearing it all the time. And we got our new chip reader machines but you can't actually use the chip yet and I'll cover that shit up with a note that says "slide card" and they still say oh can I use the chip. Like yeah motherfucker just punch your card right fucking through the stickers blocking it.
>>686365352
4 bananas equal 4 so 3 bananas would equal 3. 2 coconuts equal 2 so one coconut would equal one. The answer is 14
>>686363303
a faggot ass smoothie
Post the pay youre getting per hour im getting 15.6 pesos so less than 1 usd per hour at a Ley in Mexico
>>686358771
Wendy'sfag here.
Some bitch comes in, orders her shit and it costs about $8 and some change. She pulls out her wallet and is flipping through bills (she had 5's, 10's, 20's) and what she gives me leaves her about 20 cents short. I tell her so, she gets pissy and says she doesn't have it.
"Well, I'm sorry but I can't sell it for less than the marked price". Big sigh from her, and she grabs one of the bigger bills.
Not an exciting story, and not even a huge problem, but bitch I get chewed out if my till is short and I'm not gonna take that in the ass just because you don't wanna have to carry around a few extra quarters. If it's such a problem, put it in the Dave Thomas adoption foundation collection jar right in front of the register.
>>686365633
I'll spell it out for you
Apple + Apple + Apple = 30
3Apple = 30 (obvious algebra, not sure how else to put it)
Apple = 10 (divide both sides by 3)
Apple +Banana +Banana = 18
10 +2Banana =18 (we already know what Apple is)
2banana=8 (subtract 10 from both sides)
Banana = 4 (divide both sides by 2)
Banana - Coconut = 2
4 -Coconut = 2 (we know banana is 4)
-Coconut = -2 (subtract 4 from both sides)
-1Coconut = -2 (simple algebra, self explanatory)
Coconut = 2 (divide both sides by -1)
Apple + Banana + Coconut = ??
10 + 4 + 2 = ??
16 = ?? ( you're welcome, new friend)
>>686366891
nice work nigger
>>686366002
Our's is broken, too. I don't cover it, though. I just tell them that it's broken when they try to use it. Pretty funny, though. I can just seeing some fat woman on a scooter pushing it through the sticker and asking why it won't work.
>>686364727
>That's a good year!
God fucking dammit...
>>686367293
Yeah see I like to think that our customers have a unique ability i like to cal l selective reading where they can look at words and make a conscience decision about whether or not they want to read it.
>>686367754
Customer: THATS MY BIRTH YEAR RIGHT THERE ON THE SCREEN! ITS MY TOTAL AND THE YEAR I WAS BORN ISNT THAT SOMETHING MAGICAL!
Me: hey that's pretty good.
>>686366340
Also an acceptable answer.
From my younger days
>manage chain pizza shop in nigger infested ghetto
>summertime 90 degrees out
>fat sweaty nigger beast comes in and orders
>give her total
>pulls cash out of fat nasty sweaty tits
>i_aint_takin_that_shit.jpg.exe
>chimpout proceeds
>demands manager
>I am manager, you can leave now
>huffs out shouting threats and obscenities
>no fucks given
>>686368248
you raciest nigger hater.
>>686368150
i fucking punch out nigger cashiers, leave the fucking shit on the conveyor belt, and walk out slowly like a boss, feels good too
>>686366695
>8$
>has 5's 10's 20's
>20 cents short
I'm not sure money works like that, anon.
When I tell people their total and it's something like $7.88 and they just hold out a handful of change and expect to just pick out .88 cents out of their hand. Makes me fucking livid.
>>686368248
w-what happened to the pizza?
>>686367754
>That'll be seven dollars even.
>Bet I couldn't do that again!
Bet you could if you bought the same shit.
Motherfucker. Can you explain to me that passive aggressive shit every cachier ever does where they selectively pull things off the belt to scan to mov the belt as slowly as motherfucking possible?
It's the most retarded ass bullshit I have to deal with in my life. Move the belt motherfucker - it's like your one job - machines are doing the rest.
>>686368552
What are you fucking retarded? She just didn't want to break a bill for change.
>>686366695 here
>>686365973
Thank god they don't cost extra at my place, we'd get so many people bitching about that. We already get a lot of people bitching about how the frosty is only 12 oz when the normal drink is 20.
Telling a fucking asshole who's really pissed to have a nice day is satisfying. You know you're being a smart ass, they know you're being a smart ass, but they can't complain about it. "Hey manager! This employee just told me to have a nice day! Fire his ass!" Doesn't sound quite right.
Another story. I'll greentext this one.
>Working register, it's pretty slow right now
>Couple in their 40s or 50s comes in, guy and his wife
>Talk to guy a bit, he likes to talk a lot, probably doesn't get away from the wife much
>Mentions he used to be a stand up comedian but never really got to take off
>Wife says "oh no..." and starts shaking her head
>Guy starts telling jokes and making funny rants and other shit stand ups do
>I'm laughing, other cashier cleaning trays is laughing, guy making burgers is laughing, single customer in the dining room who walked back up to the counter to listen to jokes is laughing
>Wife is standing there with her face in her hands like she's embarrassed
>Finally she grabs his arm and is like "LET'S GO, sit down and eat
>The guy fucking apologizes to me, and they go sit down and eat and he doesn't say another word the whole time they're in there
Gee, I wonder who fucking killed his dream of being a stand up comic? What a fucking cunt.
>>686368248
"I want the manager!"
"I'll be right back!"
>Stomps and ducks to look as though you're going down stairs
>do the reverse, with a smug ass look on your face
"Hello, I'm the manager."
>>686368552
Don't be a dumbass. She had singles too. The point is she had well more than enough to pay for the shit and tried to tell me she didn't have it in an effort to get out of getting her wallet back out to pay that extra 20 cents.
>>686368906
They are trying to group certain things together so their down syndrome bagger doesn't put a watermelon on top of bread.
>>686368504
Aren't we edgy!
>>686368552
>$8 and some change
>and some change
>total was more than $8 but less than $9
>ohgodohgodimfuckingretardedohgod
>customer service
You poor bastard. Don't forget to smile.
>>686369196
This
there is also when the total is something like $50.50 and the customer says "I should play those numbers on the lotto"
Good luck staying poor.
Thank god I live in a damn near all wgite town, but
I work in the bakery dept of a regional supermarket chain for about 4 months now, and the only terrible one was some old bitch picked out a small (maybe 6") gluten free cake
>falling for the gluten jew
And asked me to write "Happy 75th Birthday Richard" on it. It was way too small a cake to write all of that, and when I tried, granted it didn't look great, she looked at it and came back like 2 mins later complaining that she didn't want to pay full price for a "terrible looking" cake. Ended up re pricing a $20 cake to $12.50
>>686369283
i got those big fuckin sausage tits on me, they get me angry sometimes
>>686369196
I do that myself. I carefully curate the order of things I put on the belt for maximum efficiency.
Perhaps others aren't as considerate as me, which I why I suffer behind those fools.
>>686368906
It's called sorting your groceries so they don't get crushed you fuck
>>686369170
Yeah, I just found it a little funny. People on my town aren't very greedy, though.
>>686368906
sounds like you're a shit customer
>>686369435
Me: how are you?
Them: good, you?
I'm great!
>only say that in a vain hope to feel great
>>686369637
Trust me we don't assume the customer has put any though whatsoever with what they put on the belt. You sir are the minority.
>>686369539
While my customers usually do that shit, if it's a palindrome, I do that shit in my head. I guess I'm a little retarded like they are.
>>686369573
>falling for the gluten jew
To be fair, anon, some people are genuinely allergic to it. Look up celiac disease, it really fucks up the intestines, gonna have horrible stomach pain and diarrhea like a motherfucker for a few hours and too much of it over a long period of time will give you lupus.
>>686369573
>20 down to 12.50
Holy shit, why? Could she really not pay at least 15?
>>686370211
ahhh thats bullshit
>>686365352
you are missing the point. Analyze the picture, not the math. Your math would be right, if you were dealing with only 3 varibles
>>686369999
Nice quads
>>686368998
damn... them feels
>>686370342
No it's not, anon.
>>686363303
Unknown. There is no way to solve for the single coconut and the bunch of 3 bananas
>>686370412
Oh shit, I am the retard. I thought they were all the same. Fair enough.
>>686368906
you can only get checked out as fast as they scan you dont have to race to have all your shit on the belt.
i bet your one of those retards that guns it when the light turns green and then brakes at the last possible second at the next light.
>>686370541
Sure there is.
4 bananas in the first bunch = 4
2 half coconuts = 2
subtract 1 banana or 1/4 = 3
subtract 1 half coconut or 1/2 = 1
>>686370864
fucking right i am, sailor
Does anyone else hate serving Asians? Where I am we're in a college town, so we never sell booze to groups unless they all have id. Asians are the fucking worst at this. Plus they always try to debate on prices when they can barely speak English. Like seriously, I had an old gook lady attempt to argue for like 15 minutes over a few cents. They Jew out over little stuff like that.
>>686359258
You can't seriously get disability from being fat..can you??
>>686370864
That reminds me of how it was in the army, always in a huge hurry to go somewhere just to wait for something and if you didnt need to hurry you waited untill you needed to hurry.
>>686368998
Make the men's dream come true. Kill the wife. Then, meet him "coincidently", go like " hey you're that hilarious guy and go forward to talk about how funny he is and was he a former stand up comic. Try to make him relive his talent in the absence of his wife
>>686371029
But that goes beyond what was given by the proof. It is like dealing with x, y, z, l and t variables. Without the proof telling us what the other two variables would equal, it is impossible to determine exactly what the variables would be.
>>686371218
For as much as Brits make fun of fat Americans, they're the ones who offer benefits for obesity. To my knowledge they don't do that in the states.
>>686371218
Welcome to the us, you can be on disability for being too fat, too tired, too anxious, and a million other bs reasons.
>>686371441
thats assault brotha
using more gas and brake to not get home any faster because your travel is dictated by the traffic and lights.
you dont get out of the store any faster cause you have all your shit on the belt. you have to wait for the slow ass cashier anyways. just slow down speed racer.
>>686371514
>Be me
>Work at a Ross store as a general sales slave
>Ross has a senior discount day on Tuesdays. Only Tuesdays.
>Be working on a Wednesday
>Old woman comes into store
>By "old" I mean, she was supposed to croak a decade ago, but had already grown so senile by that point that she didn't realize it at the time
>She manages to find a dress that had somehow gone unnoticed in the store for what must be half a year
>Normally rang up at $119.99, now $0.49. Yes, less than fifty cents
>Asks about the senior discount
>She gets legitimately mad because I don't give her the 10% discount
>On the wrong day
>On a dress that's already at a 99.996% discount
>>686365279
I know the same feeling I put the money back down on the counter and look them in eye I don't give a fuck that's how they treat me same to them
>>686368998
I have kind of a similar one. But with less feels.
>Be me.
>Workin inna Best Buy.
>Elderly couple comes in to look at home phones.
>Both browsing though and I ask if they need help. Husband says "Sure" as wife walks up with cordless phone.
>First words out of the husband's moth are 'That's the ugliest phone I've ever seen."
>oldladylaughing.png
>Wife puts the phone down and husband picks one up.
>They decide to take said phone and start to step off towards the lanes.
>As husband turns around wife pinches husbands butt.
>They turn around and give each other this sort of 'Oh you..' look.
>Laughing on the outside but I'm crying on the inside.
It was adorable and made me realize that I may never experience that in my golden years.
>>686359694
Ayy2
My nigga
>>686358771
> be me 25 years old
> Friend gets me a job because nibody will hire me after multiple assault charges
> Get along with co workers can even ignire most of the shitty customers
> Fat troll woman comes in
> She is jnown for complaining about everything even the store owners hate her
> always asks if we have paper bags like we're hiding them from her
> Store has gas perks program
> Told by the manager its not my responsibility to remind customers to use their card.
> mfw troll comes to my line
> asks for paper bags then asks me to tripple bag everything
> Doesn't use card.
>That will be 24.39
> pays with food stamps
>I hand her receipt
>Without missing a beat whips out perk card
> Did you take scan this?
> of course not you never gave it to me butthey can add it if you tske it to the service center
> Grabs her bags in a huff
>mfw she says "youre getting oaid to do a job you should do it right."
> losemyshit.png
> I tell her her life must be shitty if she hasto trap store clerks to fwel superior to something in her miserable life and that shes welcome for my tax dollars that paid for her food.
> only got a write up
> Didnt get fired
> Never saw her come in again
The worst I've had is an old woman who clearly didn't live in the area ran her food stamps card, not having enough in it. I told her that she needs to run it again so that I can take all the money that is in there out. She refuses and hands me a 100 dollar bill. I take it, thinking she didn't want to use food stamps, and gave her her cash. She thought that I already took the money out of her food stamps card, which I explained that I didn't earlier. My manager takes her over to the service counter after I gave her her cash. She then proceeded to lie about how I didn't give her her cash, even though they both saw me hand it to her. Not much, but it's the worst.
>>686372620
Worst I've been through, that is.
>be me with shitjob
>customers are alcoholics and cigarette addicts (like all convenient store customers)
>one old bitch got mad because she tried getting gasoline, cigarettes, and she used a coupon which couldn't be all in one transaction.
>explain to her that this will need to be two different transactions
>she rages
>calmdown.jpg
>she storms out thinking she bought the cigarettes and gas
>technically stole the cigarettes
>check out the rest of the customers
>bitch 3000 storms back in, can't pump her gas
>"ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE ME THE GAS I PAID FOR??"
>"Bitch, you didn't pay for anything. You stole those cigarettes"
>"That's bullshit, I'm calling the manager on you"
>She leaves
>Hours go by and a cop comes in and asks questions about some methhead stealing jugs of water
>Bitch comes back in with full rage
>"Oh look, a cop to make sure you give me what I paid for"
>Explain the cop the situation
>Look at security cam and register transactions
>All of this for cigarettes and gas. Don't smoke kids
>I was right, she stole the cigarettes
>Also turns out, she was drunk this whole time
>Cop escorts her out with talks of drunk and disorderly charges
>I give in my 2 weeks notice
>Now work for garbage company, picking up trash
I honestly like it.
>>686372189
Hey man, with that nine cents, I can buy one tenth of a candy bar!
>Be me
>Work at shitty supermarket
>Broke up with GF the night before
>African Nigger comes to check out
>Gets mad because I'm not smiling
>"Why don't you smile!" "You are supposed to smile!"
>I tell him I don't want to
>He tells me I'll never become manager
>African people are the rudest people alive
>Fuck Niggers
>>686359694
The 2nd blessings is up there too
>>686372189
Just give that bitch a dime and move on
>>686361536
I'm a manager at a Walgreens.
I've had people smear their shit on bathroom walls
I once had an old man walk from the front of the store to the bathroom, leaving a trail of pee the entire way
>>686373152
Actual Africans are ok usually where I am. It's the dindu niggers that give me migraines.
>>686372320
Fucking love all night and mixtape.
>>686372542
Damn, anon. Bet that felt amazing.
>>686373152
If I learned anything from being a cashier for 2 years is that every race has assholes with no exception.
>>686372099
NOOOOOOOOOO! I REFUSE!!
>>686366891
its a visual problem. the picture has changed ergo the sum of the pic is different. this is what he is tryin to tell yall
>>686372542
Did you work for giant?
>>686372847
How's the new job pay?
>>686373152
In my town, the Mexicans seem to be the nicest. I've only been working at that store for almost a year, though.
>>686373595
You're right it did I actually have a good job now but I occasionally think of oicking ip part time swing shifts so I can put entitled bitches in their place since I dont care if I get fired
>>686373934
Shop n Save
>>686370211
>in the bakery dept of a regional supermarket chain for about 4 months now, and the on
it's about as common as crohn's ive been baking for 4 years and I have met 2 actual celiacs
>>686374174
Same here. Them and 1/2 of the Indians. The other half are just no bs type people.
>>686373300
How the hell does ANYONE not notice a trail of piss in their wake? Also, check'd.
>>686374381
Fuck you the poor old man was probably humiliated.
>>686374569
Fair enough, but still.
Aiet, I don't post here a lot but here goes;
Worked at a small grocery store in a small town about 20-30 minutes East of Portland, OR. I'm in high school, maybe 16, just doing my thing. Well, some old fella, probably in his 60s, maybe a bit younger, maybe not, is straight up swaying around left and right as he comes into the store. I notice. The cashiers notice, everyone notices. This dudes drunk. No big deal, just hopefully no big scenes. I'm just facing up merchandise on the shelves, Elton John is playing, everything seems gay and chill. Out of nowhere, I hear what sounds like a car crashing through the front glass windows. Walk towards sound, realize it's near our wine and liquor. Bingo. Old dude straight up fell into *11* racks of wine which also fell into the liquor aisle.
Who had to clean wine with a mop and cardboard for 6 hours? This guy.
No bad people towards me, but that was easily the worst shit I've seen happen in a grocery store. Seen stuff stolen, people yelling at each other, people getting sick, you name it. But that literally ran around the entire store. Just seeped under every fucking rug, shelving and such. Fuck that sucked ass.
>>686368998
Somewhere there is an alternate universe where the wife died of leukaemia and the guy lived his dream at least.
>>686364727
>doesn't scan
>"that means it's free right?"
NO, FAGGOT, AND BECAUSE YOU WERE THE THOUSANDTH COMIC GENIUS I HAD THE PRIVELEGE OF RINGING UP TODAY, I GET TO DO MY SUPER AWESOME "I DON'T WANT TO SEEM LIKE AN ASSHOLE" LAUGH, BECUASE MY CHOICES ARE EITHER THAT OR LEAP OVER THE REGISTER AND SHRED AS MUCH OF YOUR FACE OFF AS I CAN BEFORE THE OTHER CUSTOMERS GET ME OFF OF YOU
I miss Stop and Shop
>>686370342
Lol its really not you retard
Sure all those people saying they're gluten intolerant who dont have celiacs are fucking retarded
But my brother has celiacs, and if he eats bread or drinks beer he shits liquid for weeks and wants to die
>>686370211
99% of the people that buy gluten free stuff don't have any from of autoimmune disorder
>>686375213
>cant drink beer
Why the fuck does he continue living
>>686372293
That still has feels
Just nice feels
>>686375141
Kek'd pretty hard. I get that one too much. I just ignore it now.
>>686375294
This is true, and it's how you develop an intolerance. Self-fulfilling prophecy
>>686375384
The words of a hardcore alcoholic
He brews his own gluten free beer now
>>686358771
>Be HS me
>working at vacation spot icecream shop in NJ
>~11 oclock, a gaggle of drunk fat NY Benny oldfucks show up.
>orders ~$115 worth of fkin ice cream
>first guy says I got it, pays, it's all good
>other monkey realizes he didn't pay
>nah dude you're good he paid.
>"WHAT"
>turns around arguing with friend about paying in front of real trashwives of bronx.
>demands the money back so I can take his money instead.
>uh whatever, do it.
>other guy comes over, same thing, wants to pay, puts the money back on the counter
>dude you guys both paid
>"keep it"
$115 unsplit tip. Felt good man. However, fattest and loudest people I think I've ever met.
>>686372542
Another short story
> Be me
> Food stamp day
>Fuuuuuuuck.gif
> cute co workers shift ends
> welltheregoesmyrayofhope.png
> Usually work express lane today is no exception
> Not allowed to tell customers its inly 12 items or less
> Lines back into the store aisles
> Nigger woman with curlers and hot pink velour track suit pushes cart overflowing with items
> 266 items exactly I still remember it
> Pays with three different food stamp cards
> Overwhelming rotton fish smell the whole time
> mfw she didn't buy any fish.
Have a few more if interested
>>686361536
Had to clean restroom where someone decided to shit all over the floor. Heard a story about someone walking around store after he shit his pants. Had some lady condescend me after I asked a simple question. Got back at her by not fulfilling her request until she wanted to come back in and try to belittle me again. Gave her a smile and said "Have a good day." after she threw her money at me. Oh how I love pissing people off by doing my job.
>>686375908
My bosses don't let us take tips. Feels bad, man
Got one better.
>Be me
>Work in grocery store for almost 3 years as cashier
>woman comes in (about 9/10 redhead)
>Has a smith and forge hard cider
>Ring it up
>Ask for ID
>Look at ID
>Type in 10/19/1992
>Cops come in say I sold beer to undercover underage ABC agent
>Tell bitch cop that I thought it said 1992
>Bitch cop shows me ID, says 10/19/1996
>At this moment panic ensued
>Bitch cop gave me citation, court date was the 24th of this month
>Go to court
>6 months probation, $450 to get it taken off my record, $50 fine and court costs and lost my job as cashier at shit tier grocery store
>>686376021
Go on
>>686363303
only way to solve that is if you assume that the two coconuts are equal to two lots of one coconut
>>686376283
I hate cunts like that
Fuck it gotta do with u if a nigga wanna give me free money manager person
>>686376296
What the fuck america
For real though
Whats the betting those cops were trolling and she just had 2 IDs, one that said 1992 and one that sad 1996
>>686376283
When i worked at a liquor store, we would do carry out and get tips. My boss had the brilliant idea of saying that this was not allowed, and demanded we put any tips collected in a jar by the office. I cannot fathom why half the retards that worked there actually complied with that nonsense. You bet your ass I spent every tip on weed.
>>686375908
Another story!
>Same place, day shift is beat.
>0 people show up during the day, I'm the only one working.
>Three minivans pull up, stocked w chiddrins.
>gotime.
>they all got our biggest item, snickers explosion 15
>three mom's pay, the last one tips me with a fkin NICKEL.
>I gave her 65 cents, she puts it in her palm, picks up the nickel and drops it in. Cunt.
>they eat icecream, I'm chilling
>one mom gets up and starts singing.
>like BELTING Disney songs.
>all the kids fkin line up in the parking lot, 3 rows alternating, and choreographed singing and dancing ensues.
>THEY'RE ALL BELTING.
>LOUD.
>I want to ask to stop
>Before I do owner of next door restaurant comes out and yells at them to stfu because they're out-voicing their expediter and can't hear shit in the kitchen a good 50 yards away.
They left. Terrible people.
>>686376296
>Make one mistake
>Lose job and $500
America, land of the great, home of the wage slave.
>>686368906
I'll be sure to put your detergents right on top of your rotisserie chicken next time bub, cuz hey, gotta keep the fuckin belt moving!
>>686376296
Holy shit. Thank Christ I don't have to deal with that shit, because we don't sell alcohol. Most people who buy tobacco don't need to be IDed, so it's pretty easy.
>>686376768
I seriously wouldn't doubt it. They busted 10 more other stores the same day as me.
>>686376593
The most I've gotten is one dollar, so it's pretty good. Sometimes customers don't want one penny, so I just leave it and use it later if someone is short by one cent. They never are.
>>686371142
I cant decide if i hate dealing with ching chings, niggers, or dotheads the most
>>686376797
Probably all paranoid that they'll somehow get caught. I know I'd be pretty paranoid about it.
>>686377125
I once got a £150 tip for personally serving a hen party the entire fucking night long
They were hard work but one of them had the hots for me, she felt up my dick through my pants when I was bringing their drinks over
When I went back to the bar with it the bar manager's eyes turned to dollar bill signs and his nose grew 3 inches
>You have to share out those shekels with all the bar staff goyim
>Mfw this was never a rule before
I just left as my shift was ending anyway
Got fired, worth it, fuck working for secret jews
>>686374842
what store anon? I'm from the Portland area.
>>686377256
Asians are the most clueless, niggers the rudest, and dotheads have sticks up their asses here. Ethnic diversity at its finest. White trash is pretty bad but they don't go to my store much bc it's like whole foods gluten free shit.
>>686373095
Must be a small candy bar.
>>686376296
wow, you guys really get fucked
over here
if I serve some one under age, I get a £50 fine and have to watch a training video.
>>686375384
I knew this girl that couldnt drink beer. She drank vodka instead.
>>686377659
Which is how it should be really to be fair.
American workers just have no fucking rights
>>686377659
Shit I'm screwed if I sell to someone who's with a minor. Fuck college town rules.
>>686358771
Good thing I don't work at a grocery store
>>686363303
cocunut + apple + 2 banaa = gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
>>686377256
Niggers are okay mostly, unless they are female
Chinks and Pajeets are equally terrible
The worst are Arabs though.
No asshole, i will not haggle this price. No, asshole, i will not scan this steak as a cheaper product, i saw you switch the fucking labels
No, asshole, this lottery ticket is not a winner, stop trying to "trick" me
>>686377659
Yeah. East Tennessee sucks for that. I worked in a store called ingles which is the most rinky dink ass store ever. Its not union, no benefits, nothing. It sucks ass. The cops here are money hungry Jew niggers.
>>686368906
I'll be sure to put your detergents right on top of your rotisserie chicken next time bub, cuz hey, gotta keep the fuckin belt moving!>
>>686378029
fkn sandniggers
>>686378029
And it's almost like they get worse with age. Old Arabs always come in and pull shit like this.
>>686376903
Beats socialism and gettin raped by mudslimes
>>686364727
Why are you putting the bread under the watermelon, anon?
>>686378462
The system rapes us everyday though
>>686376310
> Be me
> 2hoursleft.jpg
> other cashier goes home for the night
>usual problem customer comes in.
> actually its not her its her fucking spawn
> constantly telling them to stop running in the store stop racing buggies they arent toys
> Hear smashing
> dafuq.webm
> middle child threw a bitch fit because he couldnt push the buggy
> Took out an entire shelf of pet supplies smashed several candles and threw his shoes over a shelf so they landed behind the freezer.
> pro stock boy is a pro and fixes it all in about 20 minutes
>kid runs off
> Mom has the asks us to lock the door so he doesnt run out while she calls the police.
> awesome manager obliges but is pissed the fuck off
> Cops kid freaks out. Thunks he is gonna get taken away
> apparently this happened frequently
> cops call him down and he is pushing th buggy happy as shit
> Mom doesn't even apologize
> only says I need a stiff drink
> mfw she is wearing a Celebrate Recovery chip as a necklace.
> mom leaves cool bro is next in line IpI tell him how fucked uo is it that you need the police to controo a 7 year old. He agrees
> compliment next lasy on necklace she says nothing wint make eye contact
> mfw I scan her oerks card and realize its moms cute sister or niece or something
> she was mortified
>>686358771
My mom used to have an ice cream shop in a small town, where I helped out sometimes. Get a lot strange customers, but most annoying went like this
>Me:"Hi, what would you like"
>Tard:"Ice-cream please"
>Me:"Sure, what size and flavor?"
>Tard:"oh .... I don`t know. " (checks out flavor for 3 minutes) "Vanilla then"
>Me:"What size would you like"
>Tard:"Just make me my ice-cream"
>Me"I gotta know which size, else I won`t know which cone to chose"
>explain how people usually are supposed to select size, then flavors
>Tard:"Now don`t get cocky with me. I can go somewhere else"
finally ended up giving him a big cone with 1 serving vanilla. Fucking small towns and family business, people just fuck you over, spread lies and ruin you.
>be me
>working at walgreens
>working register because new employee
>nobody wants to work this shity position
>family comes up with like 3 cases of water
>Ok, no big deal
>Ring them up as usual
>man looks at total, starts spewing some eastern European language
>wtfbruh.jpeg
>cant understand much
>Make out the words "free water"
>Realize hes talking about the ad deal
>buy 2 cases, get one free
>Only condition is he needs a rewards card
>Ask for rewards card
>doesnt have one
>"Ok no problem, can I just have your phone number"
>refuses to give me the number so I can just give him the deal or can't understand me
>This goes one for a good 5 minutes
>my line starts to back up bad
>call manager over
It took like 3 people and 15+ minutes of explaining in order to get this guy to understand the one discount.
I fucking hate people
>>686374174
Most mexicans in my town just don't fucking talk/understand you. They mumble stuff when you ask a question or just don't respond. So if I get a mexican and I say hi or whatever and they obviously don't speak English I just don't really say anything besides what I'm required.
>>686368456
CUNT
I don't see many green texts anymore so I'll give it a go.
>Work at grocery store
>Kinda ghetto but nothing too bad
>We have this one guy who would come in 4 to 5 times a day everyday
>He was a huge fat tub of shit riding on a motor scooter and constantly yelling
>Like he would come in the store and just yell shit constantly
>"Every days a holiday at insert store here!"
>Everybody hated him
>He would harass all the female cashiers and be rude to everyone else
>I remember one day he got so pissed that the food stamp system went down
>Started screaming and yelling
>Got off his motor scooter and walked out of the store
>Praise jesus the crippled walk.jpg
>Came in an hour later when the system went back up
>mfw we got new managers and they banned him from the store.
I worked at a mexican place years back
>one night working, slow night, no one in the store but me and the other worker who do nights. white trash lady comes in with a prepubescent skank in training, she buys refried bean burritos. sits down and eats gets up and starts bitching at me that there arent any whole beans in it, I tell he that refried beans aremashed up beans into a paste, I thought it was common knowledge. She says the picture has a whole bean stuck in it. I try to explain to her the purpose of stylizing a picture to highlight something and visual ques and composition and what not. She tells me that refried beans aren't pasted beans but beans that are actually fried whole. I try to explain that refried doesn't mean that any frying is involved. She throws hot sauce on the ceiling and leaves, sits at bus stop across the street glaring at me for half an hour until the bus comes.
>>686371514
yes there is, it's a simple system of equations problem. fundamental trigonometry
>>686378915
>>686364727
Just bagged into register once and the first thing someone said was, "Hey you look like you're board here. Let me fix that!". I about went ape shit
>>686368609
Cashiers at Wal-Mart fucking hate me I once paid for a $20 item all in change
>>686378771
fuck balance rewards
was so much better before they started that shit
>>686376866
Jesus fuck. Where do you live?
>>686377125
I'm an assistant manager at a store and I personally don't give a shit if someone gives you a tip. Big winner on a lotto ticket and someone gives you a cut? Okay.
>pic unrelated.
>>686376866
What the hell, this can't be real.
>>686375294
>live in smaller town
>work at supermarket
>about 40 miles from Portland, hipster central
>interracial couple comes in one night
>asks me and one of the leads if we have gluten free beer
>both say we didn't know that was a thing
>"oh it IS a thing" in the snobbiest voice ever
>"I forgot we're in X... we're from PORTLAND"
>the way she says this just makes me want to smack her
>we take a quick look at some beer don't see any
>I say "sorry I'm not sure if we have any we might though I just don't know which beers are gluten free"
>they say ok and just walk off without even looking at a single bottle
We have plenty but fuck you if I'm going to look at every little bottle and see if it says it in the fine print.
>>686379045
Kek'd at the glaring part
>>686379514
People like this honestly need to get their ass-handed to them in order to put things into perspective
>>686379514
This is 10x worse at high end stores. Had a berniecuck couple come in and ask for vegan sprinkles the other day
>>686379514
Kek I fucking hate this city. I grew up here. Moving asap.
>>686378675
Learn to type you fucking mongoloid
>>686375685
With what? Most grains have gluten. Not all, but man, it's hard to get a hold of malted amaranth.
>>686379508
Same here
People like to tip our photo employees and when they ask me if they can keep it, I just say I didn't hear/see anything
>>686378829
I live in Indiana, so, obviously, most Hispanics know pretty great English. Definitely enough to check out and chat a bit. I'm beginning to think I live in the perfect town to work cashier. Worst people are from out of town, everyone is really understanding, really nice, many are my friends.
>>686379398
Average sized shore town in south Jersey
>>686376057
I once had to clean the bathroom where someone shit EVERYWHERE. I'm not kidding the handicap stall was destroyed, and for some reason there was even a little bit behind both the other two toilets as well.
What makes it worse was we have a maintenance person who does cleaning and what not, but she didn't want to do it so she just put an out of order sign on the door. She came back to the cooler where me and another guy were working to tell us and laughed about it. She asked me if I would clean it up, I said "if I was maintenance I would", later when the night manager came in I was the only male worker at the time and she asked me to help her. I couldn't let her do it by herself so I mopped shit for like an hour.
>>686375141
You from Las Vegas?
>>686379512
Bro it was the dumbest shit I've ever seen. Like people stopping and wtfing from across the street.
>>686379947
Wow thats a big word did you ask your mom to help you come up with that or did you see it on facebook and just want to use it in a sentence? Go home to your mother and tell her she failed.
>>686358771
>be me
>working at the mart of "K" as panty dept manager
>company had just filed chapter eleven, customer extra testy and think we were going outta business
>snotty bitch ass lady walks up with
>loads my register with merch to scan
>try to use coupons that are not valid on her purchase
>kindly tell lady "ma'am, I am sorry but these won't scan they are not valid"
>lady, "can't you scan anyways, its not that hard to scan an coupon."
me "ma'am, I will becuase you asked, but it won't do anything."
>scan coupon, get error code.
>"try another"
>I try, nothing happens, error chimes again
>lady looks pissed. "well this is your ad so you have to honor it"
>"ma'am as I explained, this coupon is not valid."
>lady, "maybe i'll just shop at your competitor then, THEY will take the coupon."
>"ma'am they will only take a coupn from a competitor if it is valid."
>she looks visibly irratated, i swear I saw her eye twitch
>"you fucking moron, i mean...can't you just give it to me"
>"you know what ma'am. Why don;t you take you coupon to them."
>the lady, "what?"
>me "i mean, you are one customer, its not like your business is going to make a difference"
>woman looks dumbfounded "...what? I m-mean. y-you can't talk to me like that. I want to talk to a manager!!!"
>"I am the manager"
>woman defeated
>"you paying cash or check?"
>>686363303
Three apples are thirty, one apple is 10.
10 + 8 bananas = 18, bananas = 1
4-2 coconut halves = 2, coconut halves = 1
1 + 10 + 3 = 14
Faggots
>>686379045
Fucking why? The ceiling? What purpose does that serve? Well, she clearly doesn't understand advertising, refried beans, how to act like a functioning member of society, so I guess it makes sense.
>>686380061
I'm from Washington. There's quite a bit of mexicans in my town. Probably much more than the state average. Probably 60% of them can't speak any English besides hi and yes or no. And even then they have trouble.
>>686376903
Oh fuck you, douchesnack. This has nothing to do with your Bernie Sander's loving concept of 'wage slavery,' which everyone else calls, "having a fucking job."
This has to do with a bullshit overly intrusive government, which funny enough, you cockgobbling motherfuckers who like Sanders and Clinton are trying to *increase,* not decrease.
You are simply too stupid to breathe my fucking oxygen, please go visit the next "oh, I'm a whiny little cunt and want to an hero, how do I do it painlessly" and take copious notes.
>>686380061
Holy fuck the spics here in 317 area know no fucking English.
Also related to the thread, I had one of those asshats try to make me let him pay for prepaid cards with a gift card. He's used all the red flag phrases, "don't worry it worked last time" bla bla bla. I called the manager and she talked him out of the store.
>>686369134
I've done a similar thing kek
>>686380036
Never see anything. Fuck, I've had some people give me a tip for selling them a good ticket. Would be hypocritical if I said you can't take it and I fucking hate hypocrites.
>>686380131
>pic definitely related.
>>686378627
No.
No, cockwipe, it does not.
The government does. But the system of free market capitalism does not.
Go suck Bernie's dick some more, see if that 'free' tuition doesn't taste exactly like cum.
>>686380609
>I want to talk to a manager!!!"
>"I am the manager"
Literally the best feeling in the world, used to work the night shift and it would just be me and one other poor fucker. Just being able to put them in their place like this was the best
>>686373300
As soon as I saw shit on floor I knew it was Walgreens whaddup my asm Brutha
>>686380061
Honestly I don't cashier a whole lot, I work the floor and backup cashier when they need extras, so I don't have so much experience cashiering. I've never had a single bad customer like I hear from co-workers. I'm a very nice person though, a bit quiet though. I think most of the time cashiers have bad customers it's because they're just being cunts to customers. If a customer has a problem I don't give them an attitude I am nice and try to help them.
>>686380279
North jersey
>>686379508
They'll never know if I help an old lady out and she gives me a buck or two. I don't like taking there money, though. I get paid $7.25, I don't have many expenses (living with parents, moving out in a year or two), she could use it more.
>>686380609
that was a satisfying read
>>686380792
what town? Vancouver here.
>>686376768
Some places make you swipe the ID in a scanner, such a system would help this a lot.
Of course, not being fucking sperglords would help a lot too, but damn if every state's ABC are full of fucking cuntflaps who have given up actually being peace officers in order to suck at the government tit a bit more and fuck with people for no fucking reason.
>>686379045
>that's not how you greentext
Heres another fan-fucking-tastic spicy story
>4 months ago
>Old cunt comes trough line
>Ring her shit up (Depends, suppositories, Busch lite, chips, and fried chicken)
>Old cunt attempts to intimidate and raise mortal hell on the price
>Price was high cause she didn't have her ingles card
>Attempt to explain it to old cunt
>Old cunt gets more pissed and I just scan a card for her
>Tell her I scanned one and show the price decreases
>Old cunt still doesn't comprehend
>Call CSM over
>CSM explains to this ancient relic cunt
>Old cunt says she needs help out
>No bagger in sight so she demands I help her
>Go out to her car (Shitty yellow Ford Festiva
>Old cunt complains I'm putting it in her car too fast
>Pur everything in the passenger floor board of her shit car
>Slam car door with force of a thousand suns
>Window shatters
>Maximum kek follows
>Old cunt gets out pissed
>I begin to walk back into the store
>Old cunt begins to exit her shit mobile
>Old cunt falls
>Nofucksgiven.jpg
>Ambulance comes and transports this ancient relic bitch to the hospital
>>686380609
>panty dept manager
I wish I could manage panties.
>>686381074
That was the best. My last week i had a customer who i was trying to get out so we could close she got pissed and asked to see manager. Lady you are talking to MOD. Bitch threatened to call corporate. I told her go roght ahaead its my last week, what are they going to do fire me?
>>686370342
No it's not. <1% of people have a true gluten intolerance of any severity, even less with full-blown celiac sprue. It's only diagnosed by intestinal biopsies. Every one else is falling for an expensive placebo effect fad. Good for true celiacs, though. They have a ton of shit to choose from now.
>>686380811
Please drink bleach
>>686358771
we have an old lady who comes in about once a week, picks up a few things, and her card is declined when she tries to pay... every.single.time.
she will keep trying until someone behind her gets fed up and pays her bill
>>686378094
How long ago anon? Current ingles TN anon here
>>686368609
Lol. Pussy.
>>686380131
she hot? did you get some manager pussy for your good deed?
>>686373300
I work at JCPenneys, and we've had 2 people shit in the fitting rooms this year.
>some old fuckbag who just couldn't hold it in
>some tardmonkey who shit in the fitting room and trailed it across the store all the way to the bathroom
>>686368906
>Not putting your groceries on the belt in the order you want them bagged.
>>686381074
I got that before when someone left their drink sitting on the counter and a co-worker threw it away. Called about 30 mins later and asked for a manager after a different co-worker got her fired up.
>ABC ####?
>Is this anon?
>Have phone handed to me
>Did you fucking put me on hold?
>No.
>You picked up the phone and immediately put me on hold.
I call other stores and get put on hold every now and again. Doesn't bother me.
>Can I speak to the manager?
>I am the manager
>Whatever you're fucking retarded.
>Thefuckdidyoujustsay?.jpg
>Not say a word
>Whatever fucking retard.
>Hang up phone.
Dumb bitch. Her loss.
>>686358771
work in australia super market (IGA) for all you aussie fags.
>some guy comes in ovbiously fucked up on some sort of shit
probably meth,
>cigarettes behind counter
>fucker comes in yelling
>only young but pretty built, eh sort of, i'd be able to take him i thought
in my head i was actually hoping that he would rob the store because 5 hour shifts at this place was fucking hell
>mother fucker starts screaming his head off
>i ask "um, hey need any help mate?"
>goes quiet and looks at me
>walks over, ready to go fucking kung fury on this dude
>he stares at me
>i stare back
>he jumps over the register knocking me down against the cigerattes
>"holy fucking shit what the fuck"
>call out "help"
>push the guy back
>he falls and pulls me on the ground with him
my boss must of heard me yell from the staffroom
>he opens the door
>see's everybody on the floor
>everybody walks the dinosaur
>>686376296
Link to the video please
>>686381439
I hate old people's self entitlement. Just because they lived a shitty life and made it to old age. They expect respect.
The nicest old people I have met. Live fulfilling lives
>>686380036
I love my managers who act like that. There's one who is a bit too serious. She pisses me off.
>pouring down rain
>15 minutes to break time
>ForgotJacket.png
>text my mom to bring it
>"was that a phone?"
>"yeah, I need my jacket to go get carts"
>(can't go to break without brining carts in)
>"no phones, no exceptions"
>"How else am I supposed to get the carts?"
>fuckyou.gif
Luckily, the rain let up and I got my jacket, but she still pissed me off a bit.
>>686381461
kek...pantry...though that would be a sweet gig, just as tasty
Had a very non-passable tranny who worked at my Target store. Nice shim personality wise but pretty gross to look at. Was working customer service once and had some lady come up to me demanding to know why we hire freaks like shim and not her overly qualified daughter. Told her I don't make the hiring decisions & pawned her to a manager lol
Also worked carts mostly. Loved how someone would buy a huge fucking piece of furniture or TV then pull up and want it loaded into their fucking 2 door sports coupe.
On the contrary though, target is fine ass bitches city employee and customer wise. Would always have hot ass women bring their slutty lingerie to my line to check out. Got so good at guessing bra sizes I made a little game where if I saw a gal walking up with bras I would look at her tits and guess what size before she got to the counter. Had like a 98% success rate. Too bad I was a beta fuck and never cashed in on the employee or customer ass there. Know I could've now. Didn't realize women's ways back then.
> be me 19
> I work at blockbuster video
> veryoldfashionedsentence.png
> bestjobever.gif
> chapter 11 filed store closes in three weeks
> constant prank calls
> already losing my job no fucks given
> guy calls I can hear his buddies giggling in the background
>"uh yeah, I have some buddies coming over and we were gonna watch some porn. Uh what kind of porn do you guys have?"
> Company well known for moral stand against porn
> I say you're going to watch porn with a bunch of dudes? That's fucking gay dude. Gonna have a little circle jerk? I bet you're the pivot.
> backround voices lose it
> Hang up
> feelsgoodman.jpeg
>>686381570
This is a cashier thread not fuckin politics take that shit to /pol/ douchecanoe
>>686381637
4 months ago. Elizabethton store.
>>686381439
>>686373401
Actual africans are usually the ones with the wherewithal to get out of Africa.
>>686381629
would just tell her the card reader is down. get all other cashiers to play along
>mfw ring up the next customer with credit card
>>686376021
Please go on
>>686379913
The fuck would be different from normal sprinkles to vegan sprinkles?
>>686359458
I know right. fuck paying for rent, I could become homeless and get free housing
>>686366002
we cover our chip reader with a piece of black tape so it just looks like we don't even have one
we get way less people asking now than when we had a note there
>>686380589
Was that so hard ?, you managed to type that whole thing without a single typo , good job!
>>686382364
Who fucking knows. Pawned them off to the spergy grocery dude lol.
>>686359995
Four 12-packs nigger what kind of quantity you buying. I dont need cola for a fucking month.
>>686381767
Are you even Australian?
>>686382064
Word. Right down the road from you. I heard they threw the fucking book at you. Didn't get the full story though. Good ole bible belt politics.
Self check outs stations are the way to go. I haven't talked to a cashier since the last time I had to get alcohol and its awkward now that I'm used to self check outs.
>be me getting vodka
>there is a wait line
>standing there causes me to look around
>see celeb retard gossip magazines with yellow letters
>"herp derp's pregnant"
>can't un-see
>my turn in line
>see cashier smile forcing me to smile back
>how are you today?
>damn now I got to figure out how my day went
>go to pay with debit
>get nervous about typing my pin number cause there are people around
>paper or plastic?
>idk.jpeg
>paper no- plastic. fuck!
>walk out kicking myself because I always get plastic bags, why the fuck did i say paper?!
>>686380792
My town also has very few minorities, so I guess we just got lucky.
>>686369435
those fucking feet though, omg
>>686364727
>oh you look lonely
what the fuck am I supposed to say to that?
>used to work at dunkin donuts
>my dunkin is local HQ, local franchise office is upstairs
>owner comes by all the time, chill depending on the day, most of the time he's just a fucking asshole
>one day some lady gets her coffee fucked up in the drive thru
>comes inside to complain
>starts talking to him, and demands to see a manager
>bitch, I own this store
>she wants a refund, but he refuses, says he'll only remake the coffee for her
> shit gets heated, she's fucking pissed and he's still a condescending fuck
>he wins, as always, remakes the coffe for her and she walks away
>as she nears the door SHE FUCKING LOBS THE COFFEE AT THE WALL AND IT EXPLODES ALL OVER THE CONDIMENT STATION, ON THE DOORS AND ON THE FLOOR
>Wicked smile appears on owners face,
>cops love donuts
>she storms out, he calls the cops
>she realizes what the fuck she just did, and comes inside and frantically attempts to clean it up with napkins
> cops show up, he presses charges for somethign, restraining order, she was bawling by the end of it
guy was pretty chill, but when he was in a bad mood you didn't want to fuck with him. You had to respect him though.
Continuing story about old cunt who got carried off to the hospital
>Saw her right before I got fired for selling alcohol to underage
>Old cunt is now in a walker
>Gave me evil glare whilst leaving the
>>686361536
>>686361866
I believe it. I used to work dairy at a Walmart, and 3 times, two of which I was there for, the dairy cooker had shit in it. There was a trail from the cooker leading to the bathroom. Third time management called me in and asked what I knew and if it seemed like "malicious" or intentional.
>>686382774
>Only every day of my pathetic existence until I finally feel death's sweet release. Paper or plastic?
>>686380975
No that isn't even close. That's like 1% of the damage.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2f7_1340932033
This X10 not even joking.
I worked at an AM PM (gas station) in southern california for about a year back in 2013-2014. Most AM PM stores don't accept credit unless the branch owner gets the extra phone line and pays for the service. of course, my branch was corporate owned, so no credit was accepted there. literally EVERY FUCKING DAY i would have to explain this as quick as possible to HUNDREDS of the most in-a-hurry, self-entitled, self-absorbed, pricks and cunts.
i had to have that job to support my family cause my dad had a heart attack
>if i didn't need the job, i would have strangled someone in the second week of work
>greatest anger-management lessons to ever be self taught
>>686382599
Yeah. 6 months probation, $500 in court costs and to get it taken off my record. What store are you at? Jonesboro or
Boones creek?
>>686370541
Exactly. Three bananas doesn't necessarily equate to the numerical value of 3 but is merely assumed since four bananas equals 4.
>>686380876
We have a guy like that. No clue what ethnicity. We have pretty few minorities here, though. 260
>>686368150
>cashier: your total is $19.74
>customer: oh that was a good year
>cashier: fuck off
>>686380966
I'd piss myself if I watch someone do that.
>>686382774
Holy shit I hear that all the fucking time.
>>686381439
>I was a cunt to an old lady and broke her car window
Man why do you even live?
>>686383183
What the fuck kind of store doesn't accept credit?
I work at a DSW in NY. Damn near every customer is just fucking horrible. But every once in a while, someone's cool.
Guy today came in wearing a Black Mesa shirt. Talked games for a little. Made up for the customer screaming at me yesterday because we were all out of the free gifts we gave out in like March.
Top tier thread. Really can't understand the motivation of someone who gets shitty with servers. Although in my experience, it's definitely not race specific; probably had more problems dealing with pissed up white smackheads more than anything else
>>686383342
>>686382774
wanna see the break room?
Working at a liqour store I love the customers who come in who are either parents with children that are at the age where we have to check their ID to be safe.
They go pick out their thing and the child blatantly picks something out or suggests what they want. They come to the counter and you ask to see their childs ID and respond with a variation of "Oh no its just for me" or at least the child tries to do the right thing and turns out they forgot their ID.
Some parents love to try to argue the point thinking I have just called them a bad parent. I don't care if you are or not I just want to do my job and not be fined or have legal action taken against me.
Also same applies to young customers and their friend forgets yo bring their ID and then try to argue. Fuck you, I'm not the one who you should be pissed at Its your friends fucking fault they forgot their ID or were stupid enough to enter the store with you. THEY are the reason you aren't getting booze.
>>686381174
Same here. I work stocking, bagging, and cashier. Mostly cashier. Pretty true. Although, some are just pissy. Not much you can do. Very apologetic, polite, and understanding, it'll get you through everyone perfectly where I work.
>>686383207
Kingsport, but it traveled fast. Pretty much knew about it the day it happened.
>>686380638
>be 18
>actually dating my manager, shes 26 at the time and cute as fuck.
>work at harbor freight
>spic wants to return power tool he broke
>our return process is retartedly difficult, you have to call a company to verify shit.
>taking a while, like a while. im on hold cause the spot head on the other line cant get his shit together.
>spic says "what, is this your first fucking day on the job?"
>say some snide shit back, tell him i dont have to help him, get out and take your busted tool with you.
>he gets angry, like hes gonna try and beat me. yells for manager.
>you just activated my trap card.jpg
>call gf manager and she tells him kick rocks and not come back if hes gonna act like a child
>we laugh as he storms out
>go over to her place later and have sex
great relationship for a long time with this girl,
feels bretty good mang.
>>686375908
>a gaggle of drunk fat NY Benny oldfucks show up.
BEN
SON
HOIST
!!
Worked for Curry's/PC World in the UK, dunno what the US equivalent is. Basically it's a chain technology and home appliance store. Worked on the customer service desk, I took the job based on the fact it was sold to me as fixing computers. Spent 80% of my time on customer service lines to washing machine and fridge manufacturers.
Worst customer I ever had was some half-nigger who was either drugged the fuck up or mentally ill arguing with me and trying to get a refund for three solid hours because he bought a laptop that worked perfectly fine that he didn't like for some reason. I honestly forget what his problem with it was. It was just three hours of arguing in circles with a retard who was insistent on making out like I'd personally shat in the box.
Every fucking day was like that. Either it was cunts like him, or fat old bitches telling me it was my personal fault their £99 Bare-Ass Basics brand washing machine stopped working halfway through the first cycle. Management were cunts about it too; all I wanted to do was help out these poor fucks who were conned into buying garbage by the sales guys, and management would come down like a ton of bricks if I wasn't getting money in the process.
Personal principle of mine was not to charge clearly confused elderly folk for basic shit, no matter how hard I was ridden by my boss for it. Sometimes I wonder how any company expects repeat business without someone doing the few pleasant customers the occasional good turn.
Christ, I've got so many stories from that place. Now I work nights in an empty building and it's fucking bliss by comparison.
>>686358771
I work at a pretty busy gas station and shit like this happens all the time. I got bitched out because a lady spilled gas on her hands and said it was my fault.
I have also had a person come in and pay for twenty dollars worth of candy with ALL PENNIES.
People are shit.
>>686383776
Damn! News of that traveled to Kingsport that fast? What all did you hear?
>>686366891
your shame would taste so sweet once you realize that you haven't paid close enough attention to the picture or what people are saying at all. look at it closer
>>686373095
10% of 49 cents is less than a nickle.
>>686383112
I wonder who thinks it is a good idea to do that to someone. Like what the fuck did you do to deserve to have to clean up human shit? Then again, each time it happened all I heard was:
>Anon, will you go check the restrooms? -Boss
>incessant giggling ensues.
>What the fuck now?
>open door
>JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
>Burst of laughter from boss and other co-worker.
>mfw
>>686383613
Christ, when I worked in the service industry, it was nigs and dot heads. Nigs were maybe double the asshole rate of whites, but the fucking dot heads were insufferable. Every. Single. One. Three years doing it, I don't think I had a single interaction with Arjun that didn't leave me wanting to beat them to death.
>>686359458
Leech.
>>686383989
We have Best Buy which sounds pretty much the same, greedy ass management included.
>>686381639
She is total MILF tier hot. I wish. I don't know her actual age, I think she may be in her 40's, but she looks like a 30ish year old who could fake being in her early 20's. I'm 21 and her oldest kid is like 16-20 or something. She has such a nice ass, and she's the nicest lady ever. Like she reminds me of those really nice kawaii anime girls. I think she's part asian too but I'm not sure.
>>686377803
has nothing to do with the poor, downtrodden American Worker (all hail Cesar Chavez!!), it has to do with too much fucking governmental control. Which is what all you leftist fucktards want. Full circle, motherfucker.
>>686383989
Best buy is the American equivalent btw. and damn... three hours?
>>686358771
>working in retail and you're surprised by people being idiots
>>686358771
Same problem here but seriously how hard is it to help her out instead of being there waiting for her to do some thing on her own while looking like a total ass?
>>686381322
I'm up in shitty Longview.
>be me
>work fast food
>the place would fuck up orders all the time because they would only hire teenage girls to work the front counter
>there was a notebook in the office full of order s that have been called in and complained about.
>the orders are recorded with the name of the person the date and what wwas missing or fucked up so they could just come in and get it next time they come.
>a lot of the time people would be cool about it. place was busy as fuck a lot and the girls working the registers were so hopelessly dumb that even customers pitied them for their stupidity.
>but if you got on my bad side and started getting all cunty when you wanted your order fixed I would tell them to hang on while I checked the records(if you're cool i won't check and I wont give a shit if you were lying or not) then i would go and sit in the office for a second, maybe scratch my balls good and hard
>come back and tell them it wasnt written down so theres nothing i could do and they need to talk to the day manager in the moring
>>686382774
Wanna chill when I get off in 7 hours?
>>686384075
Well, I'm high enough up the food chain to hear everything. That they were waiting for you outside and now they have to turn a key for every single beer sale, lol
>>686383554
places that are too cheap to pay the service fees
>>686384334
christ anon, im sorry. Vancouver is shit tier as well.
Worked at Lowe's as cashier, only thing i hated was returning shit that was obviously stolen, fucking niggers.
Feels good when customers stand up for you
>>686380638
You're making assumptions about arbitrary pictures and their correspondence to numbers.
Any picture can represent any number. The problem is therefore unknowable.
worked at petco. some 16 yo cunts thought it'd be funny to bring horses into the store. tried to tell them to fuck off but they pointed to the door and said "lol leashed animals allowed"
wasn't going to try to stop huge fucking horse, wasnt going to point out reigns aren't a fucking leash.
horse ended up kicking shelves over. when they tried to high tail it out of there the horse took a massive shit that they expected me to clean.
handed them a garbage pail, paper towels, and spray while laughing. tried to get them to write down their names/phone numbers, obv they wrote fakes.
fuck suburban fucksville
>>686381216
Oh I help so many people with my own money. Mostly to break $100 bills right when I open my register. I always manage to have at least five 20s on me just in case that shit happens.
>captcha store front.
>>686381767
That dinosaur execution was fucking terrible, you should be ashamed of yourself
>>686358771
we all live in america america
its wunderbar
its wunderbar
>>686384572
Oh no. They waited for me in the office and our assistant manager called me up there. I went to take a piss and when I got back they were there. I bet Rusty hates my guts now cause of it. Our store got fined $2000 for it. Oh well. Ingles sucks ass and I'm kinda glad I don't work there anymore to be honest. 3 years and you get enough of it.
>>686372847
Good for you man, people don't give those jobs the respect they deserve, you make the world a nicer place.
>>686358771
>cashier story thread
wat
>>686361536
This here is the hell. Have had a person shoot up in an aisle, piss on the floor of an aisle with ither customers watching.
People are disgusting pigs. I can't even start with the smell of some.
>>686384330
I wish I could help her I really wish I could but I cannot press buttons on the pad for them, look at the thing when the PIN numbers are being typed, and I can't sign for them. So what should I be doing to help other then waiting?
>>686378749
Small towns are fucking cesspools man. Grew up working at a grocery store in one and glad I'm done and moved away from there. Everyone was a cunt there..
>>686379252
Sounds like most people who meet you hate you almost immediately, sperglord.
>>686384155
Honestly, where I live, all the Asians and blacks are very polite, on a whole. Compared to that, I'd see 2-3 white people a week come into the store on smack/drunk as fuck/meth etc
>>686383554
I work at Winco, we don't accept credit at all. We have signs as you walk in explaining this but nobody fucking reads it. If you go to safeway and buy the same things you'll be paying 3-5x as much money. The reason we don't take credit is because it costs us money so we can afford to have lower prices.
>>686366010
this. didn't realize 1 was off each coconut and banana. good eye jew
>>686382024
What the fuck does gluten intolerance have to do with politics, are you retarded?
>>686385112
This is funny. I've experienced the exact opposite. Lived in a small town and everyone was nice as hell. You could leave your car running in the parking lot.
Moved to a big city and everyone's a prick. They'd sooner spit in your face than be polite. No one gives a shit about anyone else.
>>686385003
Eh, I don't think rusty likes anyone at any store except for maybe Brandon. 6 years and 2 stores down so far for me =/
>>686382024
Wtf does gluten have to do with politics? You're gay.
>>686381597
Your response, while amusing and taking you only slightly less than a half hour to compose with an online thesaurus, dictionary, and copy/pasta capability, doesn't address the epic fucking beatdown I gave you for being a sperglord.
>>686373152
muslim niggers are the worst , EU here , i know what im saying, and among muslim niggers worst are from sudan , niger etc those niggers that look a bit arabic (god that hell mix)
then west indies niggers are a bit less shit, then afrikan ones
unfortunately , the nicest black peole are also the lasiest , like togo
and some blacks behave just like us , they are ok
>>686384724
Ya I'd consider Vancouver a "big city" like Portland compared to Longview. There is so many fucking meth addicts in this town it's not even funny. Makes it worse that I work at Winco(cheap prices) and it's 24/7. Plus the store is like blocks away from the homeless shelter.
>>686371521
In the states you get jack shit for being obese, just a card you put on your mirror so you can park in the disabled parking spot, plus barely any money to live on.