My phone number used to belong to some kid named Aidan. All his friends and relatives text me and I troll them. This is the newestimate one.
Dubs decides
>>686351044
Bump
could we do some sex stuff after, or maybe even during?
hey ive been thinking.... do you like me? ive been having these really erotic dreams lately, and i want to experiment....
>>686351250
I think Satan will understand if you miss one orgy at the church
>>686351449
rolling
Product? For his hair plugs?
>>686351250
But how about just you and me fire my "musket"? ;)
how about we just take the muskets to church. 2 birds, one stone
>>686351811
Fucking weak ass shit
>>686351811
Fucking Kek!
>>686351449
this
>>686351899
Kek
Also refilling for >>686351782
Don't worry about the product, I've got the new expensive stuff, Cémen.
>>686351782
roll
>>686351811
our hero dylan roof detected
Sent and awaiting response
Thanks for the number you're going to die now
>>686352476
OK how about we make out at the back of the church, sorry that's been my biggest fantasy for years
You know, I would love to just shoot something with this musket. Do any niggers around here go to church?
>>686352627
Post results kek
>>686352860
come on baby a double!
>>686352627
what a faggot you should definitely kill yourself
Fucking LOL
>>686352958
Will roll
>>686352476
>>686353070
Awkward
>>686352476
The thought of your smooth pelvis grinding against mine is absolutely beautiful
>>686352860
Roll
>>686351782
roll
>>686353188
wasted dubs
>>686353070
10/10
>>686353300
Wasted double dubs
>>686351782
Roll
>>686351782
roll
>>686353300
>Wasted dubs
kek
>>686353300
kek good job faggot!
>>686353070
O shit
>>686351782
rolll
>>686352476
>>686353070
oh boy here we go
>>686351782
Let's not waste any more dubs
>>686351782
rolllll
>>686353056
Die in fire faggot
>>686353300
what a shit waste of dubs
>>686351044
How is the Duncan dick treating you lately, anyway?
>>686353499
>>686353490
>>686353352
>>686353188
Post results.
>>686351782
It's clear at least 95% of the people in this thread want this. Let's not even worry about the dubs this one time, op
>>686351782
rollz
"Hey what do you think of my new gf?"
Have you ever thought that why we love muskets? Is it because they're just big smooth penises?
>>686351782
Rolling
>>686353904
this definitely
Don't you think James is hot? He looks like he has a big cock.
>>686351782
rolling for dis 'un
Can i like your butthole?
"this is my new friend"
>>686353904
Rolling oh my god
>>686353773
I'd rather not, it's a trap.
>>686354173
This, typo and all
>>686354169
Roll
>>686351782
rolling
How about we take the muskets to Your house and hunt your dog with them.
>>686354258
What do you mean?
>>686351044
Hey, look at this cool vid I found. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>686353904
Plz
>>686354277
Oh shit wiener
will you lick my butthole?>
>>686354277
WINRAR
Roll
>>686354277
Winner
>>686354367
Never trust an OP that doesn't crossout the number every time. Doesn't matter how stupid he may or may not be.
>>686354427
Yes
my butthole has been itching lately. I googled it and it said human saliva has enzymes that will get rid of it. Will you lick my butthole?
>if no
well can i lick yours then?
>>686351044
Welp, looks like OP's a fag
OP is a Fucking pussy now
Dammit OP! come back!
>>686355076
get dubs on this shit NOW lmao
>>686353904
rolling!!!
>>686355174
>>686355144
y do we need op? The number is posted.
Waiting for reply
>>686355144
he thought he would troll the board, forgot to hide #...is now freaking the fuck out
>>686354558
This, it's a subtle tactic but a standard one still. It's nice to see the old b8 still reels em in...
>>686355489
>like
>>686355489
LEGEND
>>686355590
Check the dubs way up, called for that exact wording
>>686355076
roll this
>>686355760
LOL k
>>686355760
When a get thread changes to a raid thread all bets are off...
No response. What should I say next?
>>686351494
This
>>686355076
roll
>>686356025
i know where you live
go outside
>>686355076
damnit roll
>>686356322
fuck yea!!!
>>686352860
Rolling
>>686356025
I have no friends and i want to kill myself, how would you do it? I once had a friend called aiden, we would hang out together until he took muskets and shot all of our friends, im the only one who survived and I've been in hiding ever since and i just want to end it now
>>686356275
Yes, do it.
bampity bamp
>>686356275
>>686356432
both of those are insanely risky, give me something funnier
Position 39.418291680199, -77.409056612675
>>686351782
rool
>>686357211
NVM someone else take helm, gonna go attend to a drawthread
>>686357313
>lat/long
why
>>686351449
Roll
>>686354007
>007
>>686357402
Y not?
OP HERE. LEFT PHONE. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED.
>>686351782
win
>>686351782
Dubs get
>>686351782
Please
>>686358032
You forgot to hide the number
>>686351782
reroll
>>686351782
roll
>>686358032
Some fag probably told him whats going on....
>>686351782
Rollerij
>>686358211
winrar
OP HERE. HE GOT HIS DAD ON THE PHONE
>>686358225
Yep. Abandon thread
LMAO
>>686356322
U didnt dubs?
Which one of you faggots spoiled the fun??
>>686358466
FUCKING KEK
>>686358032
alright which of you tumblr faggot brony lover told him this
>>686358466
Holy shit
>>686358466
Consequences will never be the same!
>>686358466
the fourth wall hast been breached
>>686358466
>ISNTHIS IS THIS
>>686358466
YOU LEFT THE NUMBER FUCKING RETARD
>>686358466
> Get legal action involved
> legal action involved
> action involved
> involved
why has no one gotten OPs number from our victim yet?
>>686358466
Send him a dick pic
>>686358466
AHHAHAHAHA
>>686358466
AIIIDENNNNNN!!!!
>>686358898
>>686358898
Tell him to charge his damn phone!
>>686358898
tell him to email moot
>>686358898
cringe
>>686358898
its just a prank bro
>>686358848
I'm using a texting app. They can't trace it
>>686358896
They found the thread
>>686359030
ops is only 1% more
Why so many faggots gotta ruin a good thing?
(831)-917-3278
Chad seems lonely text him and say hi
>>686358898
Kek
>>686358898
"you see the camera over there?"
>>686359290
On it for keks
OP here. Should I call him?
>>686359481
do it faggot
Suck a cock, you mingy twat Ming.
>>686359481
Unless you're going to record it keep texting him
>>686359481
I will if you won't.
>>686359420
>>686359452
Guys, I'm in Canada and I have free texting to USA
I'm going to get him going in a conversation, so he will pay international texting fees to respond to me
>>686358898
>haha pranked
>>686359616
top kek
>>686359456
He's a drug dealer so freak him out make some shit up his name is Nick
Fucking do it, or the terrorists win.
>>686359616
Top KEK
>>686359616
I lold, i like you op
Fuck with this person /b/rothers >(two six zero) four four two- one eight one two
>>686359616
you cannot comprehend how hard I'm laughing right now
>>686359616
Goodnes OP
I hope this works out for you
Keep us updated it you get arrested
>>686359616
>last warning
fuck you gonna do
>>686351044
Somebody screen shot this shit. this will be a great 4chan story
>>686359616
>>686351044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K38h0W2bZrQ
>>686359982
fuck off
This thread
>>686359616
Op did not disappoint
>>686360044
OP!
Claim to be AIDEN and say that YOU put his number on "that site"
He'll get so fucking mad at Aiden!
>>686358466
Now this is an epic bread
His "friend" is collecting all of your numbers. This was bait.
OP here. Making the call
Has anyone else gotten responses?
>>686360466
checked
>>686360492
Nope
>>686360226
(831)-917-3278
Not me famerino I legitimately hate this fucking prick and I hope he kill himself and his family
OP here. His phone is still on.
>>686360226
That's what I said, it's a trap. Can't be annoyed to fall into traps in one sense or another.
>>686360784
Oh shit wrong numner
>>686360784
>>686360887
Hahahahahahahaha
Good for the lulz
>>686360784
>>686360887
LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS ANYWAYS
>>686360887
kek
Someone screen cap this
>>686360887
sike! that's the wrong number!
>>686361375
Already done fam
>>686360784
>>686360887
OH SHIT NIGGER
>>686351044
It's funny, you know? You hear about 4chan in the news here and there and everyone online is always talking about how "bad and scary" 4chan is. So I thought I'd check it out and I've got to say, you faggots are the least fucking intimidating things I've ever seen. Seriously, how does a rep like that come around when you losers literally just sit here talking about bullshit and anime, just like the fucking losers in high school that da boiz and I used to fuck around with. Seriously, the way you cunts behave, it's almost like bullying is neccessary. The only halfway fucking decent board is /fit/ and that's only because those autistic losers know how to take care of their bodies. I'm a bigger man than any of you fucking queers and I'm only 19 lol. I seriously would bet money that most of you faggots are virgins and the only ones who had sex had to pay for it. I feel all the better knowing this when I'm fucking the bitches you wish you could. It's not even that hard to be a success in life, but you cuckolds act like anything beyond the basement door is too lame for your "tastes". The truth is, you fucking faggots couldn't even do a thing in the real world if you wanted. Fuck, you can't even do anything online, despite being the "big bad 4chan". Even if you did fucking find out who I was or where I live, for one, you faggots couldn't do anything to me, I'll beat any cunt that tries and for two, there's nothing you can fucking do about it. You pussies won't break the law. I'm more scared of getting one of the sluts pregnant than I am of you faggots even replying, let alone fucking doing anything. Sit in your basements and live the rest of your lives shitposting as faggot cucks with no aspirations or hope.
Pic fucking related so you can see what a real man looks like, you pussies.
Here's a bit from earlier if any screen cappers want the part when he discovered the thread
>>686361523
Kill yourself
>>686361523
TLDR
>>686361523
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Well this was retarded
>>686361523
faggot
This is from earlier before he freaked out. This was when some NIGGER told him what was going on. Anyone wanting to archive this should include this bit
>>686361691
>>686361766
>>686361832
>eating stale copypasta
summer sure is sweet
FFS FORGOT TO ATTACH PIC (forgot to post this earlier)
>>686361523
G8 B8 M8
ITT: Summerfags everywhere holy shit
>>686362064
A trap is a trap.
Has papa bear said anything since Aiden called him the nigger-word?
>>686361523
the summer is strong in this one
>>686361816
best reply
forgot about that one
>>686361840
I've already screen capped everything
Is it Summer already?
OP here. He's not replied since last update.
>>686361523
Ive been gone for a few months, but am almost certain this is just another copypasta, but if not, if you are serious as to why we are intimidating, ask the mexican drug cartels... we broght them to their knees, because we could.
Most of the people here associate with Anonymous in one way or another.
>>686362284
Send him some more nigger dick.
>>686353070
ARE YOU FROM MOCO MARYLAND OP?!
I'm 202 from DC and every fucking Marylanders landline is 301 and there cells are 240.
AMIRITE
>>686362301
Anonymous is a bunch of trans faggots who have never accomplished anything.
>>686362301
%triforce%
>>686362479
Newfag
>>686362403
I'm from Northern Va. 240 is a Maryland cell phone confirmed.
OP here. My sides are missing
>>686362301
Why didn't your mother abort you
>>686361523
Didn't know this was a cringe thread. I feel really bad for this guy.
>>686353499
please post what goes down
I need a screen cap story of this to post on a ylyl later
>>686362555
Triforce then, faggot.
▲
▲ ▲
>>686362721
>>686358466
U dun guffed
rip phone call
>>686355577
this get does not lie.
>>686362892
Did not pick up
>>686362721
Kik is
Zekeocolypse
If anyone wants a screen capture of this
"Graduates top my class with 300 confirmed kills your ded boi"
>>686361523
Fuck, it's summer aint it?
>>686362138
SHIT I KNOW THE GUY IN THAT PICTURE
>>686363099
Also checkem
>>686363052
Context?
>>686363106
your mum?
>>686355489
godly kek
>>686363229
It's a friend of mine's dad...
>>686363332
One away from quads
>>686363213
Just some whore
She's gotten into dome trouble, but hasn't learned a lesson:)
>>686363045
boiiii
>>686362301
Go away.
>>686363332
Yeah...
Awkward ?
>>686363385
Name?
>>686362843
>>686362301
>>686362462
>>686361523
>>686360739
>>686360209
especially >>686360209
>>686359939
>>686356432
>>686355076
>>686351782
thread full of fags
jesus christ end me
>>686359616
OP = Not a faggot
>>686363509
you forgot >>686363509
>>686363502
Sophia
>>686363543
Wrong. OP is always a faggot, summerfag
>>686361523
Stale pasta will always be stale
ITT: A bunch of redditers jerkin' each others dicks
>>686359616
new meme, dankest of dank
>>686360784
amazing that you texted this to a stranger
also .... that is one big clit
>>686363714
Nice b8
>>686363385
You should post it somewhere else anon, thread's pretty much dead.
>>686363874
Now I know /b/ was never good, but holy shit this thread is just horrible.
>>686364077
Dubs speak truth
>>686364077
Like 9gag is better tbh.
>>686358898
>Haha
GUYS AIDAN'S LAST NAME IS BEDWELL
