So I was thinking about upgrading my Fingerbox ATI 340 to a ATI 760 because its not getting the job done.
General Finger box thread
Recently got cucked by a black person, then he stole my finger boxes. Plied haven't caught him/ shot him yet so I'm at a loss.
Anyone know how I can get my finger boxes back?
>>686351158
I heard you can buy them only online at onion sites because they are not legal anymore
I like the 760, I spent the extra money and got the G-10 grip upgrade and I love it. One of my most used boxes.
fingerbox threads are for douches.
OP is a loser.
Anons who post in fingerbox threads are assholes, douches and losers.
>>686352016
>mad he doesn't have a finger box
>>686350897
Stick with the 340 op
Trust me ;_;
find something new. Fingerbox threads are dumb.
Everything has been done. The only thing that should be allowed is timestamped fingerboxes.
DOUCHES.
>bought a 760
>not the 980
Why would you get a model from 2 years ago m8? Are you poor?
>>686350897
I can't say, I've used the same box for years now. But that's because my grandfather gave it to me, can't find any new ones what with ban and all.
Here's mine, old be she gets the job done.
>>686352725
Nice box anon!
>>686353066
>>686352725
What's the point of these threads? To fool people?
i would show you mine but idk how to .jpg
>>686353463
Oh, please learn. We're dying to see it!
DON'T LET THIS THREAD DIE!
FINGER BOX THREADS ARE THE FUCKING BEST!!
>>686352016
>>686352547
Asshole, you ruined an amazing thread. I was just hoping to learn about the sweet mahogany finger box that some anon was supposed to inherit from his grandfather that had smuggled over from Germany.
my fingerbox had used needles in it im gonna die now thx assholes
>The 2016th year of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ of Nazareth
>Still using ATI models
Just upgrade to the ATG already, grandpa.
>>686352016
Says the poorfag who never owned a fingerbox.
where can i get one like this?
HERE WE GO!!
NOW WE'RE GETTING SOME REAL GREAT STUFF!
REMIND ME WHY I COME HERE, FELLAS!!!
>>686355056
Why the actual fuck would you want a modded fingerbox?
>>686354925
I'd say you wiped off about 30% of it's retail value seeing as you painted the gx28 model blue. gx28's are fine gray or black. Did you modify the gorange itself, or was it already that dilated?
ITT:
Douches who can't come up with any new material.
Douches who have never owned a finger box and never will.
>>686355425
>implying I painted it myself
Paid extra for custom color and professional gorange dilation. Buying from a high class dealer can get you some decent extras. Considering all the cash I've dumped into this guy I retail price means nothing since I'll never sell.
>>686350897
You're the fingerbox equivalent of a console fag. Everyone knows the best fingerboxes are built from components
>>686355789
I appreciate copypasta FAR FUCKING MORE than the CANCEROUS FUCKING PORNHOLE this board has become.
I was thrilled to see john the other day. That's how shit your content is.
Leave op alone.
>>686355789
>douches
>douches
>DOUCHES
>Douches
>Douches
>can't come up with any new material
>>686350897
I always liked the ZN 55+. I know it was never popular, and it's a little older now, but I find the action smoother than even the ZN 60, and everything is user-serviceable. Seriously, you can still find any part for it. I'm not really a fan of the ATI series. I know that a lot of people give them rave reviews, but they just don't feel as good as the ZN series to me.
>>686357372
Go post porn. On the one board that isn't the 13 other boards we have for porn.
>>686351505
What country are you in? Because there are a bunch of fingerbox stores all over Ontario, Canada.
What's a fingerbox
>>686357933
The essence of joy
>>686357933
lol what a newfag
>>686350897
Le fingerbox may-may xD I'm an oldfag right guise? xD
>>686357657
I used to be a hardcore ZN55 user, but my buddy talked me into getting a Skarp XZ5. Never gone back.
>>686357933
>What's a fingerbox
hahahaha newfag
>>686358435
Im still using ZN55 since my childhood. Im very pleased
>>686358435
Really? Does it have the same kind of counterbalancing? And are we taking about the just the original 55, or the plus model? Because the upgraded bearings really make a difference.
Are there any therapeutic uses for fingerboxes
>>686358596
Muh nigga!
I'm the only person here that really owns a fingerbox
Say what you want about fingerbox threads, at least it's not cartoon dogs fucking.
But seriously, do any of you guys claiming to won a finger box (whatever it is) actually have one?
Or are you actually some douche poster?
>>686358822
It was just the normal 55. That might be why it was such a big difference.
The Skarp is really well stabilized. The pendulum inside is made from graphene, instead of the normal fiberglass pendulums that are factory with the ZN models.
>>686359351
I have several
>>686352379
I feel you man, I was stuck with the 340 until my new job. 24k pay increase annually. upraded my entire fingerbox collection.
WHAT THE FUCK IS A FINGERBOX!?!?!?
My parents have those made in germany and switzerland, they are even from ww 1
Iam from austria and maybe i will sell each peace one day when i need money
But i tell u, those ones feel so different !
My Grandpa brought a Russian Fingerbox back from the war
My first finger box was a ATI 760, but recently my uncle passed and left me his ZN55 in the will. My brothers were extremely annoyed. But they just cant appreciate the thing like I do.
>>686359366
I've heard that the 2016 ZN55+ now comes with carbon fiber pendulums. Can anyone verify?
>>686359999
Nice quads
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>>686359917
>fingerbox with whole gulag, comrade!
>>686359682
Hahaha! Newfag. Fingerboxes are great. Start with the ATI 760. It will get you where you need to be. FAST!
Omg guyz?! What's a finger box lulz kek
>>686359682
Kek my eyes out
>>686359485
For fucks sake.
Think of how many times you've seen someone ask for a timestamp. You know how they work.
>>686359917
OC!! I like your style, but mostly cuz I know what that is.
Does anyone know if the AKIE34502 comes with grabule or falethy yet?
>>686352725
oh shit thats a sweet box
>>686360260
The newest 502 actually comes with a Thurio now. two steps ahead, one step back if you ask me.
Epic thread is epic for the lulz
Faggots
>>686352016
you just say that cause you never got to experience the true feeling of a sanded wooden fingerbox
probably just the cheap plastic shit
>>686360260
Right. But I'm not home
Guys i have the zn35 still lol
Anons, it is time to come up with some fresh stuff in these dumb-as-all-hell threads.
>>686360164
Dont listen to this cuck.
ATI's are for niggers. The gharynx is shit and the rotor is still a F7P.
Go with a QG903. About the same price, better made.
>>686361099
have you thought about the ghuwod730fk38gkcmc93475jf9cm49372nd c984758fmf? I think it's amazing.
For those who are completely lost
The Finger Box is ostensibly a relatively simple device. But in fact a modern finger box is a staggeringly complex machine, with late 20th Century models comprised of many finely crafted components. These are most often distributed in sets of nine, but the poor, the disenfranchised and the mentally handicapped have all been observed amusing themselves for hours at a time with just a single unit. Finger boxing (also referred to colloquially as "fingering" and/or "boxing") is a rapidly growing trend among youths aged 13-18. All the same, finger boxing is well known throughout the former British Empire as the sport of gentlemen.
Finger boxes date back at least three centuries, when they were made by individual craftsmen for personal use. The commercial instance of the device, though certainly in a cruder and less intricate form than today's complex models, was developed by Sir Eustace Henry Trollington in 1862 in Dunbartonshire, Scotland.
This is my fingerbox, my grandpa gave it to me when he died five years ago. Back then he got it from his grandfather.
So everytime I use this fingerbox it reminds me of him.
Thanks grandpa, you were the best!
>>686361668
That's not your fingerbox.
And you make all the men in generations past cringe that you even post in these threads.
You are a douche.
got this "prototype 155" 2 weeks ago.
best. box. ever.
> fucking faggots
HAHAHAHA TOP QUALITY MEMES MY FRIENDS
>>686362130
OH SHIT is that the new Yakuza Fingerbox?
>>686362130
I had one like this but it bloodied every finger.
Oc right here. Reverse search it.
My current fingerbox. Made it myself. Was having issues with niggers using my fingerbox so I made one with a lock. It has the internals of a UILo 74 on top of the lock.
>>686362616
TIMESTAMP it douchebag.
WTF is wrong with you assholes?
>>686362746
fine faggot let me find a pen
Posting in an epic thread.
Saw a Japanese model in a hobby shop a few years back. Regret not buying it. Pic related.
>be me
>poorfag
>broke fingerbox my parents gave me before they died
>can't afford to fix it or buy a new one
Any richfags willing to buy me one or at least fund the repair of my old one?
>>686350897
what the fuck is a finger box?
>>686363287
yeah honestly what is it
>>686362746
Lick my taint meat
>>686352547
summer is coming...
>>686363287
>>686363429
Fucking summer fags here already.
>>686363046
Well mate if you destroy your fingerbox, then you should save your money to buy a new one or you could build one on your own.
>>686363478
Right on, you told that douche.
You got a laser engraver?
>>686359366
No kidding. That might be even more solid. That's one of the things I like about the ZN55+. They don't wear out. But the Skarp sounds like it's worth checking out. You might have converted me, Anon!
>>686350897
>cancer
>>686363287
>>686363429
leave newfags
>>686363046
I might be able to help you out, anon. That story got me right in the place where I feel.
>>686363664
I've got access to one, yeah. Pretty awesome.
>>686361402
Soo what the fuck do they do with them?
>>686363429
>>686363287
When someone doesn't know what a fingerbox is
>>686350897
>>686362130
i have a rare Polish Fingerbox prototype also
they had worked out all the problems with it and this was the pre-production run
>>686359953
I don't know, but I can say that the overall quality hasn't been as good since 2009, when they moved production overseas. The ones they made at the old plant in Fort Wayne, IN were the best.
I'm so glad to see a fingerbox thread.
Makes me want to dust mine off, I've been clean for a while.
>>686350897
Has anyone ever been so far as decided to their dick in a fingerbox? What happened? Did it hurt?
>>686364031
when someone is a fucking cunt. fingerboxes arent real you dipshits. its /b/ /b/eing /b/
>>686350897
I fucking love my fingerbox. I have the P871 and it's treated me well.
>>686363943
Too bad you;re doing such stupid shit with it, loser.
>leave /b/ for 6 years
>come back
>fingerbox threads
I don't fucking even
>>686364253
You fucking tard, I'm sayin nigga to the autists who dont know what a fingerbox is
>>686364253
>>686364253
Do you see this image?>>686363478
you cannot say that they arent real.
You just need to get a quality fingerbox. many people are disbelievers at first.
>>686364253
it started on v newfag
WHY ARE THERE STILL SO MANY LOSERS?
I have the new LRM-138, with multiple finger holes and adjustable shaft angularity
>>686364233
Went into pretzel up nose coma for 7 years
was worth it as I gasmed my testes out my dick
>>686364481
pic with time stamp, nigga.
>the game.
>>686364481
You're a douche.
Of course people can make one.
It's all you dickheads saying "here's my finger box that came from Germany, blah, blah" but no one except total assholes actually make one.
What the fuck do you even make one for??
A little curio cabinet to show your buddies
"Hey guys, check out this fingerbox I made. What? You don't know what a fingerbox is? Newfag."
>>686364062
The Polish innovation and craftsmanship are obvious in the pic. Never seen that model.
>>686363558
i've been lurking for years. first time i've seen this gay shit.
>>686364851
Poor fingerboxless newfag
>>686364851
They're just fingerboxes /b/ro. Relax. Calm down. Have some herbal tea.
>>686364615
that is a timestamp fag.
>>686365021
You can see a lot on reverse image search.
It's called Toy Block.
>>686364008
Newfag gtfo
>>686361668
>that obviously photoshopped hole on the top
>>686365326
Herbal tea doesn't change things.
I just want new content.
>>686364851
I made one to keep niggers from using my fingerbox. If I wanted to show my friends, I wouldnt have put a lock on it.
>implying I have friends
>>686365556
He did say it was a prototype. You read this, yes?
Daily reminder: fingerboxes don't exist, everyone knows it, even newfags. Those who "fall" for it are just getting free replies
>>686363046
As long as the outside looks good and just the pendulum or the bearings are broken you could sell it to one of these newfags that are in need of a fingerbox.
>>686365988
What crawled up your ass and died?
you really ought'nt to try to trick the newfags.
>>686350897
ATI 760 is shit tbqh fampai. The Phlangen XP90 with a floating rail and carbon furniture is the way to go. Its modular to so you can really tune it in once you have it.
>>686353199
newfag
>>686350897
>upgrading my Fingerbox ATI 340 to a ATI 760
It's a fingerbox not a computer you fuckin jerk.
Way to fuck up the meme.
>>686363287
>>686363429
Get out of here faggots
>>686355056
This finger box is shit. You can get the f-436 for half the price
>>686359351
Newfag
>>686366597
why would you get a f-436?
I could stick my finger in my dogs asshole and it would work better than that. Get a Plian 67 if anything.
I am 12 years old and wat is this
>>686359682
Lurk moar newfag.
Also leave your basement occasionally.
>>686360474
Don't agree. Its a solid improvement, particularly if used more than 3 times a week.
