Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Go fuck yourself
>>686331840
Claimed
Obligatory claim.
>>686332004
Latin Blue.
>>686331840
>Wtf is this bullshit,
>needs moar Liu
>>686331840
kagam claimed!!!
>>686330454
Well, considering I slept at 1 am and I needed to get off my lazy ass at 6, I can say I've had better sleep
>>686330763
Sail into the horizon, my friend.
>>686330765
>Kagami
You can't really scold him. I mean, have you SEEN most of the pictures anons post here?
>like Noire, for example
>>686332235
Two off from trip dubs
>>686332233
I need to find a waifu that would be okay with my small wiener
still here
>>686332344
welll....yeah, and i won't argue with dubs...but it's still weird!!!
hopefully you'll get better sleep tonight, the weekend is near!!
>>686332312
And that's how you will get your weight back.
>>686332495
Any waifu would be OK with it. Or pick a small waifu, it'll look big to them.
>>686332591
no!!!! don't say that!!!
>>686332189
Heyo, Handy.
I'm in the middle of a game, but I wanted to greet you first.
I'll thank you all for staying away from my beautiful dark elf princess mecha pilot waifu, thank you.
Well my premier pro wont open so I guess I cant make my pipe it up Rikka dab compilation
>>686332431
We really don't see to see every minor get
>>686332344
Noire doesn't give a fuck but he still gets scolded by anons and the rules on OP. Madoka deserves to be even more scolded for posting an innocent character like that.
Sliver jam
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03bUA1AI19k
>I was hitting the pickguard a fuckton for some reason
>I apparently can't keep tempo that great
>>686332716
>*wheeze*
>>686332780
NOOOOOO!
>Fubuki claimed
>>686332578
Have to get a bit naughty sometimes~
>>686332834
What's wrong?
>>686332883
>>686331840
Hahahaha!
>the schwanz majestically rises to the challenge
>but the schwanz does not bend that way
I will figure out how to fuck myself eventually, for I am the schwanz king! It will be astounding!
>I defecate with power and majesty
>I edgeaculate from the splendor
>>686332719
Alright, buddy. Thanks for the greeting.
Enjoy your game.
>>686333030
I know I was excited, I really wanted you to see it!
>>686329444
Ugggggh, those people. They can go right into a ditch, seriously.
>MicroSD was $50
>All in all, $150 camera that still would've needed a card bought, for $90
I think I got a good deal. As well, I gotta go BACK to the store because my grandma didn't let me know she had medicine that needed to be picked up. SO I'll be back.
>>686332780
dab?
>>686333069
I'm making potatoes in the microwave ^-^
>>686333069
>69
hmmm, im still conflicted....
>>686332235
Hey, you're back.
Birb claimed
Also invite to Telegram Hand-kun
@Birb8
>>686333069
>Have to get a bit naughty sometimes
No we don't.
>>686333316
WHY
>>686333347
Why should you be?
>>686333417
Good morning
>>686333633
Hello there qt3.14
>>686332716
>implying a skeleton can get his weight back
>>686333633
megu
>>686333508
coco
>>686333858
RIP
>>686333344
Just for you!
>>686333728
Because it would be fucking great
>>686334035
wheres the dab fam
>>686333858
kek!!! you're right!!! all i have is bones now...
clmd
>>686334150
>wheres the dab fam
Stop it.
>>686333344
>quad dubs
put it in a microwave and that's it? Not mashing it or making it skinny for fries?
>>686333347
Hehe~
>>686333728
Don't lie
Akiko claimed
>>686334370
poke holes with a fork and toss that bad boy in the microwave for 47 minutes, then take it out, cut it and enjoy ur baked potato ^-^
>>686334216
Every time I kill a skelton in DkS I think of you and feel bad about them.
>>686334150
Oh shit I fucked up here!
>>686334522
Ohai Akiko
Found this like 5 threads ago, Lolita essentially the premiere waifu, so tight in that 12 year old pussy.
>>686334639
>baked potato
>microwave
There has to be a better way.
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>686334370
Wha-! I am not!
>>686334522
Hello there
>>686334922
Right.
>>686334818
that's better
>>686334899
>>686333728
Hello Hanako. Sleep well?
>>686334740
awwww....b-but im different from those ones!!! those ones are mean!!!
>>686333728
Hello qt, how are you?
>>686333936
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>686335126
I'm scared of skeles because of DkS
>>686335126
>those ones are mean!!!
No no no no.
All skeles are good, you're the bad guy.
>>686334893
times are tough ;-;
>>686334818
nice moves!
claim hello
>>686335016
'Sup, Bacon?
>>686335302
shit pic i ment to use ignore the lewd
that ass looks like a flat pack of macaroni run over by a jeep driven by two nymphomaniac green haired pixie girls fingering each other while a third jacks off their pimp in the back seat spraying daddies cummies all over her foxy heart shaped face.
>>686334847
Hey Kotori
How's the journey going?
>>686335016
Ohayou Hanako, how is it?
You still thinking about buying Overwatch?
>>686335240
>b-but.....
>>686335126
>different
But some of them are pretty nice and just wait for you to do whatever you want with them... What else could you differ from them... Do you drop souls too?
>>686335474
Just sayin'.
Those skeles would've been super chill if you didn't come into their home brandishing a weapon.
>>686334639
You don't have a stove to throw it in?
>>686335016
Denial~
>>686334922
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>>686335567
this is borderline spookasa
>>686335302
hey how are you
>>686335084
Aw hell yeah glad you enjoy it
>>686335253
Thanks let me see yours!
Pin claimed
>>686335567
maybe we aren't so different after all!!!
>i...i don't know, how can we find out???
>>686335582
but i wouldn't attack anyone ever!!!
Wew lad tornado warning in the northern parts of the city
>>686335829
oh boy
>>686335805
Then why are you in the army?
>>686335404
Im at my destination! Now I just wanna get home and play Overwaifu with ya'll tho :(
>>686335097
Ohai, lost last thread
>>686335829
Lucky fuck
>>686335621
times are tough ;-;
>>686335753
I don't have too much moves
>>686335829
stay safe ;-;-;-;-;-;
>>686335582
I'm pretty sure if you show up to them without a weapon and try to be nice they will still murder you.
>>686335641
I think it's pretty artistic... and I've seen much worse spookasa so this is nothing.
>>686335805
Before conducting experiments I would look for a bonfire, can't respawn you without one of those.
>>686335652
good taking my dog out soon what about you?
>>686335945
No probs bird, how is it?! Missed you on team retardfu today
>>686335829
>be safe shinoa!!!
tornadoes are pretty cool from a far ways away lol
>>686335902
i don't hurt people in the army!! that''s why i chose to fly on helicopters instead of shoot people lol
>>686335805
I though i was early
an unforeseen development was found
>>686336044
Have you tried it?
Didn't think so
>>686336113
Fucking Switzerland mang, coming home the 1st D:
>Kotori
>>686336108
trying to think of something to do. What kind of dog?
>>686336133
Alrighty, but surely, there's gonna be some cases where you're going to have beat a mother fucker up.
>>686336044
wait!! respawn?? are you gonna kill me?!?!
i can build one, if that works....
>>686336293
red hair doberman she is hard to control sometimes strong dog lol
>>686336009
Aww damn thats so hardcore shit Konata!
>tfw ignored
I'll see myself out
>>686335897
Fun
>>686335951
As lucky as having sky zone
>>686336009
I understand. Got anything to put on top if it like green onions, cheese sour cream? I will
>>686336133
I bet. Never seen one though. Closest was hurricane Ike if that counts
>>686336135
I envy you
>>686336528
No u. stay here
>>686336528
Noticed.
>>686336383
i haven't seen that yet, and im not gonna find out!! lol
>>686336528
>noticed
>>686336528
Noone goes to the discount isle in the store mang
Take your (you)~~
>>686336236
Why are you there by the way?
>>686336528
>pats with social intent
>>686335945
Ain't that cute
Don't worry you'll be back and playing before you know it. I'll be getting gud in the meantime
>>686336528
(You)
>>686336528
HAI AMATSU
>>686336463
cool i guess. I have a little Dachshund
>>686336696
hurricanes?? oh boy....just be careful!!!
>>686336696
we have cheese, i used to hate sour cream but now its good ^-^
>>686336528
I said megu :/
Swap Meet jam
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zubdNhhn1R
>I sped it up way too much
>>686336216
Actually I have... I have conducted a lot of retarded experiments in DkS and running without weapons to make multiplayer work was one of them.
>>686336402
How else are we supposed to see your drops... unless you can discard them from your inventory like a nice spirit.
>>686336528
Hi, just got here nigga
>>686336696
Piece of shit..
>>686331840
>cannons
>>686337072
do we have tsukasa now? did i miss that last thread :O
>>686337072
i like that better!!! being nice is best!!!
but all i have is milk and bananas!!!
>>686336717
I'm trying to join the Swiss army, want to become a medic! Got my physical exams on monday so I got here a bit earlier
>>686337072
Well fought. I concede.
>>686336965
Way better than anything I can do.
>>686336840
ive never been one for dogs myself its more my famliys dog i prefer my cat as company. i think my neighbor has one of those actually
>>686336922
No promises
>>686336962
Shredded? I don't blame you for hating it in the first place
>>686337092
Envious?
>>686336696
Alright, saw that you have a tornado alert, how bad is it?
>>686336699
Thanks Ruga. Still playing OW?
>>686336705
Thank you for feeding my attention whoring~
>>686336717
>kek'd
Thank you Brtigag~
>>686336729
>hugs with social intent
>>686336764
Thank (you)
>>686336796
HAI KOTORI
How are you?
>>686336962
To which I responded with my obligatory "REEEEEEE"~
>>686337092
Hi nigga, how goes life?
>>686337243
>41cm twin cannons
>>686337603
yeah they are weird little dogs. Cats are cool 2 i guess. So what do you like to do for fun?
Yuuki claim, just got back from dinner
>>686337311
>Be Mercy irl kek
Are you actually swiss?
>>686337821
With the power of 1 million keks
>>686337278
Sadly no, I'm just dumping pics of the cutest Lucky Star character.
>>686337299
That's a pretty good loot table, what's the milk like? Fresh? Half-fat? I'm pretty sure you have oatmeals as rare drop.
>>686337332
Sorry that happened.
>>686337821
Gucci fam, kinda tired tho
I should probably fix my sleep schedule, but I do nothing all day. Hi, I'm here.
>>686335302
>ball busting
never will i ever understand why dudes are into this.
>>686335951
Hej yuno c:
>>686337821
>12.7cm twin cannons
Nyanpasu~
>>686337882
why thank you!
>>686337957
RORY~
>>686337803
cheese squares but i break it to smaller squares, and sour cream was so icky as a kid, but now its sweet :p
>>686337821
sad frog meme :(
>>686338054
aww oh well, a girl can dream
Aaaaaand back, finally.
>>686337397
nah fam skill comes with practice
it's a pretty easy song to be honest
I'll take evil reform horse
>inb4 ponyfag
>save you posting it i literally couldn't care less and neither should you
>>686338161
:^)
>>686331840
Who wants to hear my band perform?
>>686338001
50% Swiss, mother is Swiss and father is Swedish
>>686338353
go for it
>>686338353
Forgot pic
>>686338054
it's half fat!!! and it's a full gallon!! but the oatmeal is maple flavored...i don't think you want that!!!
>the rarest drop is a phone with a dead touchscreen!!
>>686338407
>Mercy half Swiss too kek
That's cool mang, can't wait for you to come back though~
>>686338133
Sup
>>686338197
Claim if you want.
We have someone claiming their own hand.
>>686338182
>my amp doesn't work anymore
>feelsbadman
>>686338133
No problem.
>>686338407
that looks like a chicken nugget, or poop
>>686338261
:D
>>686338001
>With the power of 1 million keks
You mean the power of a full team of Bastion?
My eyes are tired from all that vidya kek
>>686338060
Feeling the same as last time. huh?
Were you up to anything today?
>>686338133
>Nyanpasu~
>
>>686338161
Why sad? D:
C.C. Claimed
>>686336528
Have a (You) on me
