>Professor Slughorn gives you a single vial of this
>"Use it well", he says
What do
1 Cheated in exams. Full marks
2 Applied for Gringotts senior scale employment. Declared "Goblin" roots. You're starting next week
3 Conviced Dumbldore to put everything in his will for you. Also given you the secret to instant access to Hogwarts.
4 Banged any qt from whichever house you wanted. She is so pleased you will have her the entire year.
5 Banged Hermione Granger and split her harder than a horcrux. She is yours forever with a hell of a sex spell knowledge and makes dank potions all the time.
6 You won the Quiddich House cup yet again. The match was over in record time. There were scouts from four different teams ready to make a move on you. A bidding war has begun and you get to have massive orgies in Gryffindor common room all weekend.
7 You defeated Voldemort by using accio horcrux in a day and are decared Minister of Magic. You have absolute power and authority and can set your own wage.
8 You can go on a murderous and stealing apparation spree without consequence and are successful in all your endeavors.
9 Hogwarts decided to just give you the entire castle for as long as you live. Youre the coolest wizard in school and Hogwarts wouldn't be the same without you, Headmaster.
0 Re roll
Dubs get whatever they want.
Rollin for emma
>>686331769
going for dubs
want to fuck/initiate all first year girls as ong as I live
roll
Rollerini
>>686333960
Reroll
>>686334061
Lol
>>686331769
Fuckin rolling shit
>>686334728
Exactly what i wanted
>>686331769
rolling for some reason
this is too easy
>>686331769
roll
LITERALLY ANYTHING OTHER THAN 2 (and 9 if I can't use that to fuck student) LETS GO BOIS
If Dubs then 7
>>686331769
Might as well
>>686335700
Nice one, Minister.
Also I guess 9 covers rape. And will let you be successful at seducing as well
rahool
llor
reroll
>>686331769
Reeee
>>686331769
5 get
>>686336814
Reeee
>>686336864
Reeee
gimme gets
>>686337360
reroll
>>686337520
Reroll
>>686331769
Hopefully dubs, but probably won't get it
Successfully make potion that maxes out attributes (STR, DEX, CON, INT, WIS, CHA)
>>686337520
Rerolling
>>686331769
this is neat, there are no bad answers
>>686337674
Oh shit, I choose Luna Lovegood or whatever, bitch is probably a freak
>>686331769
loling
eeerrr
>>686337743
>>686331769
Hermione
Gimme a 5 nig
This thread is fucking stupid. God damn hairy potter nerds.
>>686337670
rer
>>686337940
reroll
>>686337990
FUCKIN ROLL
>>686337924
neat
>>686338274
>>686338374
>>686337990
The movies are fucking great
>>686338459
>>686338374
Damn I'd have to with cho on that one
>>686338631
casul
>>686331769
Rollin'.
I am going to stroke myself now
>>686331769
Cool game, rollin
>>686338760
Nope fuck off inarritu
We probably like some of the same films tbh fam
>>686339055
yeah probably I'm just fuckin with ya
>>686331769
rol
>>686339107
>>686339280
>Hello you've reached alan rickman at 555-0122, please leave a message at the beep.
Hello alan rickman, it's, alan rickman, reminding you to move the porkchops from the freezer, to the refrigerator, so they defrost, properly. Do not, disappoint me.
rolling niggers.
>>686339720
rerolling niggers.
>>686339788
Dubs get niggers,
picking 8 cause 88 dubs niggers.
>>686339947
IM RICH BIOTCH
Rollwerinowrs
Nice thread op
>>686340215
Fuck yeh
>>686340215
fucking saved
>>686331769
roll
Rollerinowrz v.2
Rolling more than the letter "n" in the word none from someone with a stutter
nununununun
>>686331769
Going for dubs.
>>686340460
Damn it, reroll
>>686331769
Rollin
>>686340484
Nargles.
>>686331769
Dey see me woolling they hatin
Rall
>>686331769
Lemme eat hermiones ass
>>686340765
Hell yeah!
>>686331769
That shit was Rowling's way of hiding the fact that you need cocaine to be successful in a childrens' book
>>686331769
why not
>>686331769
break it open and snort it
>>686331769
rolling for granger watson
>>686331769
roll
Rollo
>>686331769
rwerwr
rollinn
>>686331769
rollerino for eighterino
>>686331769
Roll
>>686341760
again
Reroll
>>686341798
hell yeah.
Rolling again
ravioli
Rolly
rollerinio
>>686331769
TROLLIN'
>>686331769
>Banged Hermione and split her harder than a horcrux
Fucking kek.
Also roll
Not even reading
>>686343516
Dang, I am neither a team player nor a people person.
I want anon to an hero
>>686343732
I'd just fudge that up
>>686331769
Is there an option to teleport (fine, aparate) to a better thought-out continuity?
>>rollin for 5
>>686331769
Let's roll out
>>686343999
>implying you dont understand the novikov self consistency principle
>implying lots of things
>>686331769
>still playing harry potter
HAH, FAGS!
>>686331769
Look out, Headmaster Master-Head coming through.
Rollerino