If you literally dropped dead right now, what is the worse thing your family and or friends would find in your room/home?
>>686330741
/thread
>>686330741
kek
Anyway, probably my stash of weed paraphenelia, not like that's a big deal. I don't really have anything that terrible
>>686330741
Top kek
>>686330370
My girlfriend would find out about the £50k of debt I've been hiding from her for the past 6 years...
4chan open, I guess.
I don't really have anything outrageous here
The dirty song lyrics I write
>>686331379
Jesus fuck. Get your shit together.
Basic foundations for a full life that ended too soon that perfectly shows that life can end quickly
>>686331894
Thanks for the advice, I'll make sure to do that tomorrow afternoon...
Man am I lucky.
The girlfiend is coming to visit me at college, so I just cleaned my room and moved all the weird shit off my phone and computer onto a password protected flash drive.
I do have two pairs of panties I stole from the girl in the dormroom down the hall, though. That might be awkward.
My phone on a site called 4chan
>>686332129
You will die alone.
all the normalfags in this thread.
Nude pictures of my cousin
Heroin
Hiker bones and timberland boots. A spice and wolf Horo doll.
A CPR baby I put a jlist onahole in.
>>686330370
Footlong horse dildo.
My shitty undies I save
I have about 20 pairs of different womens worn panties in my room, that outta do it
>>686332875
Can I see them?
>>686332930
pics of all this stuff pls
>>686332465
I also have stolen panties...
>>686330370
A picture of OP
>>686331094
Lol paraphenalia its paraphernalia
>>686333709
They're great. Managed to snag mine out of her dirty clothes basket before she put them in the wash, because she had left the basket in the laundry room when she ran back to her room to get her laundry card.
Nothing like a dirty pair off girl in her first year of college. Delicious.
>>686330370
10 years of backed up /b/files
>>686334077
Being this pedantic.
Undies not exactly...my size :) xxx
>>686330370
My 654 GB loli folder.
literally nothing, all i own are some vinyl records
>>686334344
kill yourself
>>686334363
That seems excessive.
>>686334452
kill yourself
>>686334344
Why do you have underwear that's too big for you? Did you lose weight or something?
>>686334321
Nah not really I just figured out today how its spelled correctly after an argument with my gf. I was in shock when I googled it like wtf it's a retarded way to spell it to me
Nobody here has piss jugs or old cum socks with years worth of semen on them?
Nothing like that?
When did /b/ become so filled with normals?
>>686330741
Implying you were home when you died.
>4chan
Oh, right.
The weirdest thing they would find is razer blades.
>>686334651
(sigh)
Pictures I drew years ago of naked animu tiddies, probably some cringey writing (maybe some poetry if you're lucky), some girls clothing..
What can I say, I'm a natural.
>>686330370
cheese pizza
usb sticks with possible traces of crunchy pickles inside
>>686334681
This.
Sort of related but my wife's grandmother suddenly died a few years ago. Sweetest little lady.
Anyway the grandad asked my wife to 'take care of nans stuff' for him in some draw in the cupboard as he was too old and frail to do it himself (couldn't even walk)
In the draw was 2 massive vibrators and a pile of porno mags.
God we were shocked big time she was in her 80's.
you fags are tame af. I have loads of shit that i'm hiding rn. Dildo, weed stuff, molly, M80's switchblade, CP, tranny porn, panties. Fuck, /b/ros, live a little
>>686335299
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm crunchy pickles
>>686335626
Bluff share with the class
>>686330370
my makeshit fleshlight with cum still in it plus a couple of piss bottles either those the nasty shit im holdin in
About a dozen empty vodka bottles hidden about, 60 gigs of abusive porn, and a pair of my ex's panties. She gave them to me though, so I'm not that worried about it. Oh, and asstr sex stories in my browser history.
>>686335994
pics?
My harddrive.
My corpse
>>686330370
I've cleared out all the stuff psychiatrists would put me in a straight jacket for.
BUT - I remember a thread very similar to this some time ago..
"What is in your freezer...", and an anon posted pictures of ... a severed leg.
I cannot recall exactly, whether another anon posted newspaper clippings of a police search uncovering body parts later ...
>>686336000
Checked
>>686335994
Post it anon, is gud for you 2 share.
my needles and unused pills
Little black book from 16-23, filled with accounts of day to day life with sex and drugs, explicitly naming people in a small town
Pipes and things
Old cell phones with questionable pictures and videos from younger days on non removable internal storage
Signed copies of softcore from a girl I used to know. I'm living with another girl
Several terabytes of different torrents
A tor distro on usb that boots to a ram based OS
I think that's all
Beer. I'm pretty vanilla.
(And my phone is encrypted.)
>>686330370
This page
>>686330370
depends...do they search my harddrives?
if not, then not much. some lube. an old bong. a one hitter.
if so, then yeah that would suck.
I have a Fleshlight lying on my bed right now, that's about it. Oh and a mason jar I pissed in last night when I was tripping since my mom was getting ready for work.. Also a little bit of orange juice mixed with morning glory seeds that I tripped on last night in a shaker cup.
>pic related
>it's LSA, better than the shitty street acid I took. Mild indigestion makes the trip interesting, it goes away once the acid kicks in
Not shit. If I want it hidden I encrypt it. Nothing physical to hide.
>>686337034
would you mind briefly telling how you prepare your OJ and MG seed mixture? never tried it but have considered it. done acid and shrooms in the past.
>>686330370
60 piss bottles under my bed
Probably pot, now If they went through my phone...
>>686332465
Tell her it's a gift
tons and tons of tranny porn
>>686330370
my puter
>browser history
>drive files
>gmail accounts
>>686337272
pics. NOW! or forever be known as that guy that lied on 4chan that one time.
>>686330370
that I got divorced and I spend shitloads of money on meth, weed and pc games
The other body under the floorboards
>>686337389
lol
>>686332930
>CPR baby i put a jlist onahole in
fuck man i love it
I don't know man, my vcr?
A duffle full of stolen girl's clothing I use for jizz rags
About 50 printed pictures of girls I know or lust for, mostly face shots that I cum on.
A bottle full of rotten sperm that I never figured out what to do with
A broken fleshlight and gigs of hardcore pornography.
Basically the most humiliating collection of perverted shit imaginable.
>>686336000
also some gin bottles in my room, plus some weed and panties from my ex gf
>>686331379
More info?
>>686338444
Also nice trips
>>686337241
Just go on Amazon. See that brand "dirty Gardner", get the seeds from that seller. There are a few different ways, cold water extraction is probably the easiest.
>Get a bottle of water, it can't be tap water or else the chlorine in the water destroys the LSA
>Grind seeds up in a coffee grinder, they must be ground.
>You may put the seeds into a teabag if they bother you, I didn't really care. I think you trip harder if you leave the seeds in.
>Get some peppermint leaves or oil and throw that into batch of seeds before you blend it. The peppermint eases nasua and apparently converts the LSA into LSH which is a lot more visual of a high.
>throw the ground seed and peppermint oil and water mix into a small shakeable container. Add acouple squirts of lemon to acidify the water
>leave it in there for about 5-6 hours
>I recommend a dose of 750-1000 seeds. Don't pussy out on the dose.
This is real LSD, just an organic version. Real LSD is not something you'd want to go out and party on like 25-i or 2ce. I make a 1:3 of LSA to orange juice.
>>686332930
That's more like it
>>686334681
If you havent paid attention to the last 5 or so years, 4chan is full of normies now and every other chan thats tried to take off fails. Only hope for decent internet culture is on the deep web and most of that shit is fucked too.
>>686335597
>'s
If they were able to access my phone, then some legally ambiguous pics, and I have the Aki ona hole (she looks 12 on the box) oh and some kids clothes. They know I'm a perverted piece of shit though, so it won't be anything new.
Everything else is locked up tighter than a corpses butthole.
>>686338555
nice trips to you too sir
>>686338576
Also don't heat that shit up, at all. It destroys the LSA
>>686338555
>compliments trips, gets trips
>>686330370
159 GB worth of furry porn of all kinds.
>>686332687
protip: we all die along you fucking retard
>>686338576
Make sure you have some pot for this to.
>>686338555
Nice trips
>>686338982
Tell that to the jews who were gassed
>>686338555
And to you as well
>tips busted fleshlight
>>686339164
Kek
noting embarassing, just the amount of unneccessary clutter i have
i fear i may be a hoarder
>>686339164
Shame she didn't maintain her looks as she got older and had such little screen time when younger.
The /b/ related content on my hard disk.
>implying they would bother searching through my files
>implying they know that pluggin the hard disk on another pc is the way to bypass the password protected login page of my windows profile
That's all.
>>686338830
Lol, you tried
Folders of trap, gay, and furry porn. I am married and closeted
weed and hrt
>>686339205
I used my Fleshlight a shit ton for like a week now it just collects dust. I'm pretty sick of it, the material got all old and raggity even though I dried it with flour. Their a rip-off imo.
no one would notice for months, and then they would see my computer contents, the filth, the art
>>686339686
You shoulda been an orthodontist.
>>686339686
>>686336000
All of my browsing history is asstr. Kirsten archives. Shit. Also checked.
>>686339686
they should apply for mordor gatekeepers
>>686330370
exhentai open on my computer
sonic hat with quills
>>686339686
For you.
>>686340855
>male
>straight teeth
no thanks
>>686331694
HoB is the best album he's got.
>>686340953
I've never felt more rejected.
>>686330370
A flashdrive full of legal porn with fetishes that include cheating housewives/engaged women, bondage and other things
>>686330370
There's a flash drive on the corner of my table with a shit ton of erotic hypnosis shit that DOESN'T FUCKING WORK.
>>686339164
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RddqP0ABzwM
>>686330370
My lack of a will to continue living.
>>686330370
My computer with 4chan open
>>686339637
hrt.... pics?
i want to start hrt but i dont want to go to a doctor about it
>>686334681
I have a wardrobe filled with nearly a hundred 2 litre White Lightning bottles filled with my own piss. Some of them are nearly a year old now and I have no idea how to get rid of that much piss without my housemates realising.....
