What is the most pleasurable thing you ever fucked?
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What is the most pleasurable thing you ever fucked?
>>686316172
dudes
Mods?
>>686316172
my hand
>>686316172
This
>>686316695
>>686316745
>>686316303
listen idiot, if she thinks she's old enough to walk around with fucking rasta's, then she's old enough to get dicked into the ground, fuck off. btw she has a tat, you don't get those when you're underage
>>686316172
your mom
>>686316172
>white girl with dreads
Trash
>>686316303
dude did you get bullied or something. why the retardage?
>>686316904
what a kebab pussy. that extra meat could feed Ethiopia for half a year
>>686316811
listen idiot there's no age limit on dreadlocks
>>686316172
>>686316172
your mum
>>686317171
no shit, but if she feel big and tough enough to be all rebel and get dreads, then she can a dick too.
>>686317072
> black girls
trash
that one was easy
>>686317171
>autism
>>686317171
there should be!!!!
A middle aged Asian hooker working a massage parlor.
>I am middle aged
>I was bored.
>She was appreciative
>No time limits
>No limits at all
>We had a great sexual session
>Blew me hard and we fucked again
Never underestimate a grateful woman.
>>686316172
My wife's pussy and butthole.
This.
>>686317347
It's funny how my post made no mention of black people but you were upset enough to make a sarcastic assuming post
inb4 moron replies thinking i'm black
>>686316172
my hand
>>686316172
you're dad
op you're dumb, minors can get tattoos with a parent's consent or by finding a sleazy tattoo parlour or a friend who bought a beginner tattooing kit online
>>686316303
saxa, amour angels, totally legal. fucktard.
>>686317339
>tough enough to get dreads
you're a retard, there are tons of little kids with dreads. i have no idea what you're projecting is based on.
>>686318217
What the fuck are you on about?
>>686317507
What's her name anon?
>>686317523
i still won you just dont get it
>>686318530
Im talking about trashy teens that do it to rebel, not kids that are forced to by their hippy parents.
Dog cock.
>>686318920
You need to stop posting. You're not intelligent enough to be here. Facebook is more your speed.
>inb4 you post a reply which you mistakenly believe will be read
>>686316172
your mom
>>686318542
You can get tattoos in Louisiana at 16 with a consent
>>686319115
yeah that's what I thought close the thread
>>686319103
more of her
>>686319233
Why are you telling op this he wasn't the guy arguing about it
>>686318920
you're still projecting and still a retard. clearly dreads have nothing to do with age and therefore have nothing to do with being old enough to have sex.
>>686316303
Easy guy's, anon was just answering the thread question obviously
>>686319486
Im talking about mental age you retard. if they gonna act all rebel and tough, get dread and tattoos and shit then they better be ready for the dick. holy fuck your autism is strong
>>686319367
twas agreeing sir
>>686317171
There's also no age limit on sexual desire, you fuck.
>>686316303
the most pleasurable thing you ever fucked were mods? Wow, what a kissass...
>>686319618
>tough
clearly you've never actually known anyone with dreadlocks
>mental age
what are you on about? your brain is the same age as your body.
>>686316172
When I was 13 I had sex with my 13 year old girlfriend.
Never had anything like it since...But I got the memories.
>>686320105
>your brain is the same age as your body
HOOOOOOLY fuck you are dense. there is no reason to argue with you if you think that everybody at the same exact age is at the same exact mental development. please do no reproduce (but that won't be difficult for you
>>686319618
so what you're proposing is age of consent should be
18-lengthofdreadlocksxno hippy parents
where length of dreads=length of dreaclocks and
hippy parents is a dummy variable that= if not hippy parents
it's a stupid argument. why not just have a psychologist evaluate every individual to see if they're ready to have sex? because it's needlessly complicated.
>>686316172
a sex toy from Jlist
>>686320152
teen love, bro. got plenty of memories like that too. nothing better
>>686319367
I didn't mean it like that I was just saying u can
>>686316303
So how many mods have you fucked?
>>686319618
your paedophilia is showing
this last night
fucking amazing :-)
>>686320095
whatever you have post
A chubster girl who bent over and said "spit on it"
>>686320325
maybe you should just write what you mean instead of expecting people to interpret your bullshit babble?
>>686316172
My wife prettu much, pic related.
Then again half the city probably did as well
My girl's asshole while chocking her. Hands down the best feeling.
The way her body tightens up as she gets close and closer to passing out, the final spasm before she does, and then that feeling of her going completely limp. It's just the most perfect sensation.
>>686320379
Sigh... Life is so cruel.
>>686320694
>wife
why haven't you kys yet anon?
Pic related, shot my load up her twice
>>686316172
girlfriend who was about 5ft tall, 90lbs, and a virgin. we were both 18.
only had sex maybe a dozen times but that pussy was unfucking believable.
>>686316172
First wife
>>686320470
sir that thing has a penis
>>686320813
Why would i.
My dog
>>686320836
what a twice? and how do you get your load in it?
>be in high school
>meet this girl
>6/10 kind of a squatch, but just as fat as me so it's aight
>into her, but she's dating the town autist (small town, so we usually only get one or two)
>she's kinda cool though, so hang out with her anyway, try to fuck her when she's not dating anyone
>"i'm sorry, but there's no way i'd ever sleep with you."
>feelsbadman.jpg
>fast forward about 3 years
>be in college for a year, she's still in bumpkinville
>asks to hang out, does nothing but bitch about how she hasn't been laid in months
>fuck multiple times since then
>mfw
a chubby black virgin
fucked girls leagues hotter, still dont understand the physics behind it
>>686316172
Sex, pleasure, and arousal, are about 99% psychological. someone could fuck a rusty brillo pad and get more pleasure than someone else fucking a 11/10 hottie for whatever reason.
It has nothing to do with how the vagina feels. It has nothing to do with how pretty the girl is. Pleasure is a completely internal sense. Unless you shoot someone up with heroin or the like, one's perception of pleasure is completely dependent on their state of mind and how they perceive what is happening around them.
So your question isn't even right. "the most pleasureable thing you eve fucked" has no meaning.
You had best ask someone about "their most pleasurable sexual experience"
>>686316172
My first girlfriend that had sex with, had those previous but just blowjobs and shit, we fucked like every week til I graduated high school, she was two years my youth. Still see her around and fuck occasionally and slept around a lot and past few years I really but still nothing is like the first. Like the first time you shot dope or first cigarette nothing compares. First love as well but stupid high school love
Pregnant redhead adultery pussy
>>686320694
how many guys spooge in her puss anon?
>>686321679
I always thought my toilet in the morning is the biggest thing full of shit
>>686321531
you are then the TOWN RAPIST, aren't you ?
>>686321662
you got more or not? send on kik?
>>686320694
>>686321856
She used to be an escort, lost count. 250-300? ish
a prostitute's throat
>>686316172
>What is the most pleasurable thing you ever fucked?
My second wife's throat.
>>686316172
http://xhamster.com/movies/6066721/play_station_doll_onahole_tits.html
Fuck this thing for an hour every night and it's sublime.
>>686321679
Bait
>>686316172
This stunning Goddess.
best tits and great blowjobs
>>686322114
got more pics of her anon?
>>686316303
>>686322209
>>686321949
It's actually true, dude. there have been several animal studies that show that mammals can be programmed to be aroused by literally anything.
Where do you think all the fucked up fetishes come from? Science has shown us that as a matter of fact, someone can be aroused by ANYTHING if it's associated with sexual pleasure during sexual development.
>>686316172
State champion gymnast. She was also chosen "Most Beautiful" at 15 in a HS with more than 800 girls.
>>686322362
I fucked her so hard she became a man hating femnazi and broke up with me. Can't tell if that meant I was awesome or horrible at it.
>>686316811
rastas? kys.
>>686321679
Nope. Pretty sure I wanna fuck a hot girl rather than a nigger or some shit like that.
>>686322638
I know it's probably fake, but her expression does not match the caption at all LOL.
This
>>686320694
>>686322114
>>686322539
It's her, but it's not me
this bb gurl
>>686322841
reading comprehension fail
>>686322668
UGly Cunt. Must be mostly niggers.
>>686322114
did she escort while you were together?
>>686316172
I wish posting "mods" would become a bannable offense.
If you don't like it: shut the fuck up and silently report the post, or just fuck right off.
>>686322114
She must have a really great personality for you to marry an escort.
>>686316172
your mom
The short fat chick with huge jugs I'm dating at the moment, the pussy game ridiculous
I'd prefer it if she lost weight but this is a subject that's impossible to broach if you're not completely heartless
>>686322997
Comprehend the ugly girls then. np for me
A vagina
Followed by mouth and ass
this..
>>686316991
>your mom
well played.
This whore her name is Rebekah quinzel on face book. She loves anal and cum in her pussy. She left me and her child for a meth head and meth
The ugliest bitch at a party. My "move" was no shit just answer "okay" like it was a fucking question and get up and follow her into the bedroom when she stood up and said "I'm going to bed." Then I dropped her off at a buddy's house. I'm all about looking out for my bros. And that pussy was top notch. I regret nothing. Don't even know her name or how to find her if my wife leaves me.
>>686320694
>>686322114
>>686322949
>>686323006
Still together btw, and kinda yeh. she sucks dicks for a little side $$ sometimes and fucks around a bit.
>>686316485
who is this?
>>686323504
You chill with it?
>>686316811
16 if your parents sign for it.
>>686323504
does she have kids?
>>686317178
A Fleshlight
>>686323504
>>686323642
Absolutely disgusting.
I hope you both die.
>>686320803
Mz?
>>686323504
cuckest of the cucks detected.
ALL HAIL KING CUCKCUCK
>>686324046
>Getting this buttmad over someone else's relationship...
Grow up.
>>686321413
Fucked her twice and shot my load up her each time, how old are you mate?
>>686320694
>>686322114
>>686322949
>>686323504
>>686323158
Great girl, only has a huge sexual appetite. It's all good tho i'm into it so np.
her
>>686322841
I don't think you get it at all, dude, I'm not even talking about girls. I'm talking about sexuality in all mammals in general, humans very much included. You have simply been programmed normally by your environment, but others have different experiences during puberty and around the years when sexual fixation is programmed almost permanently.
You can induce any paraphilia on a young mammal simply by creating an environment where they associate sexual arousal to whatever that person, place, or thing, is.
>>686316303
I love how you said one simple word, and everyone flipped their shit.
>>686320836
http://www.tyneteesmodels.co.uk/newsite/index.php?sectionid=11&model=3129_32662&src=women
right
>>686317347
>lol i insulted niggers I'm so good at dank 4chin
Fuck off
>>686323747
No kids why?
>>686324617
correct although her model 'career' is shite
>>686316172
>>686317178
>>686317301
>>686317513
>>686317637
>>686318040
Mods? Mods.
>>686324851
i was looking the name up on fb and a profile came up with a girl with a kid so i was wandering if i'd found it
My best friend.
>>686325035
that bitch is like in her 20's man. Don't you see her stupid tattoo?
pic related,
HHKV here
>>686324841
... holy fuck mods?
>>686325063
What name?
she's a closet sex addict
>>686325264
It's just a fat girl lol
>>686325264
kek? looks like a granny.
>>686324841
>>686325264
holy fuck off moron. you need to calm the hell down fag. she's legal.
>>686324617
Thought this was an escorts agency, fuck you first getting my hopes up anon.
>>686325200
pic related
>>686325382
Nah m8 those are some small fingers for a fat girl, and legs, and arms. Also hands.
I'm 90 percent sure that's a little girl.
>>686317347
niggers are apes, dont try to humanize them.
>>686325337
nice dude
>>686325307
rebekah something or other
An aborted fetus
>>686325451
Last i heard from her she got her titties done, so she might be moving towards that industry. she was dirty as in bed
>>686325836
apes are apes man, humans don't exist.
>>686316811
Are you retarded? I met a 15 year old with a tattoo, in US.
>>686318136
You heard, OP? How it feels to start a thread and become daddy? My, browsing 4chan is more dangerous every year...
>>686326079
Like a stick on, tattoo? It's illegal to actually tattoo a minor.
>>686326079
okay i'll give you that. but just look at the professional nature of the photography, and logo stamp in bottom left. that plus the fact that she doesn't seem super russian, gives you your answer. also her beef curtains. if she were undeveloped she probably wouldn't have them.
>>686316172
A female.
>>686326079
>implying 15 year old isn't old enough to get dicked.
>implying kids don't lose their virginity as early as 12 and up these days
>>686326658
12 and up? You've obviously never browsed any onion sites.
>>686320694
>>686322114
>>686322949
>>686323504
>>686324391
>>686325923
not sure where you got that name from
>>686326888
i probably got confused from another post never mind
>>686325337
She's looks 15
>>686326440
lmao no, a real one. I don't know where she got it done but it looked professionally done. It was some chick I met on Tinder, her profile said 18, she looked to be about 20, and the tattoo made it convincing. Well she later reveals to me that she's actually 15.. bleh. We made out for a couple minutes and nothing more. She was calling me a pussy because I didn't want to take it further, then she ended up telling me to kill myself. I was 19 at the time, 16 is age of consent in my state.
>>686327023
and what if she was?
>>686324382
Older than your english skills, obviously.
>>686326658
I wasn't implying that at all. I could have lost my virginity at 14 if I knew what my girlfriend's wet pussy grinding on me while making out meant.
I'm still sad about over 5 years later.
TENGA Flip Hole Black. Best investment I ever made.
>>686327158
then OP of that pic is probably underage too or MODS
A 30 yr old married Milf.
>>686325853
Yes she's great.
>>686327158
Creepy
>>686327060
It's dumb cunts like that which get good Samaritans thrown in jail because they want some dick.
Horse pussy, just yesterday
This
>>686327446
WouldCuddle/10
they can have the most surprising twists when you're alone with them, been there
18 yo pain slut. My girlfriend and I switched with herself and her boyfriend. Tightest pussy I've ever been in
ME OWN MUMS SOGGY CONT!
On the left, blue shash
>>686327663
more?
>>686327446
care to share more?
>>686327177
you are a fucking moron, thread is about most pleasurable thing you've stuck your dick in and you come here to have a go at grammar. Fuck off back to 9gag or let your dad shove his dick up your pleasurable arse, Faggot.
>>686319115
>intelligent enough to be here
>4chan
>/b/
>mfw
>>686327663
thats a nutsack, right?
>>686316172
The ass of a woman 23years older than me. She would squeeze, a cock crushing squeeze, with every pull out. It was masterful life changing sex. I've never had my cock milked so perfectly.
The one on the left. Man, those were the days.
>>686327551
I'm far from a good smaraitan, however, I know right from wrong unlike that little skank. I probably would have caught something had I fucked her anyway, she was asking for it raw. I felt like I was about to end up on Dateline NBC lol
>>686316695
I'm sorry
>>686316172
What a shame with out the dread hair and tat she could have made a million in lolly porn and out did kitty
>>686328726
firm looking butt
>>686327850
Moar.
In my dreams...
>>686316695
>>686316745
>>686316795
>>686316172
A slut. I had fucked "good" girls before and they were fine, but when I got my dick in the campus slut she did things that I had never felt. She could do shit with her pussy muscles or something. It felt like she was massaging my cock as she bounced up and down on it. Plus she wriggled and writhed around on top of me like a sweaty snake or something and just rode me hard. Best fuck I ever had.
>>686327663
moar
GF
>>686325337
>>686327446
she's cute as fuck. post all you got.
>>686316172
(You), bbycakes.
>>686329402
Call me, desu.
>>686329169
>having the girl take control and make the moves
that's why the "good" girls were meh. because you were meh
>>686328970
>>686329322
She's got some fun bags on her, huh?
>>686329471
is it some medical device attached to her body?
>>686329029
>midget Scarlett Johansson
Kek
>>686328207
I'm not going to share a lot but this is her ex, he's an asshole and she still has to deal with him, he's also like 10 years older than her.
>>686329442
I can understand why you would think something like that based off of a few sentences, but it's really not true. We changed positions many times, with me on top some, and with her on top some. Also with me behind her. Anyway, some girls know how to fuck better than other girls.
>>686329442
virgin detected
>>686329686
Got any nudes of this clearly 18+ Y.O girl?
>>686323262
name? I feel like i recognize her lol
>>686329832
>I know something you don't
>therefor I'm the virgin
fuck off
>>686329686
do you have private pics of her? would be lovely
>>686318217
lots of dangerous Eastern European porn ware the girls have a small gang related tattoo
this girl...
>>686325200
How real do they feel?
>>686329700
>changed positions many times
The amount of positions does not correlate to the quality of sex. Some girls do fuck better though. I find my current GF has a much better sense of how to fuck than my last one.
You sort of sound like you don't know what you're doing though based on that reply.
>>686325337
Lol fatass on the left with his skank.
>>686329686
some serious daddy issues here
>>686330111
Tripssss
>>686329637
yeah bro, been big since i had a crush on her like 12 lol
>>686316695
>>686316745
>>686316795
Black jews do exist.
>>686330340
Or she's just a shitty human.
>>686330131
>You sort of sound like you don't know what you're doing though based on that reply.
That's fine. If some guy on the internet thinks I'm bad a sex it has literally no affect on me whatsoever. Hell, maybe I am bad at sex, but my original point was that the campus slut was extraordinary at it!
>>686329686
stay away. shes bad news.
>>686330444
>>686330111
Everybody can have I your attention please? This is now a get thread, stop posting girls and start rolling.
>>686317072
Lolfag
>>686330408
of course they do. ever heard of Ethiopia?
>>686330444
> If some guy on the internet thinks I'm bad a sex it has literally no affect on me whatsoever
Good for you? lol and
>campus slut was extraordinary at it!
Good for you!
>>686316303
You fucked mod's? That's disgusting
>>686322942
Lisa Cudrow?
Gf
She sucked muh dick
>>686330001
>>686330353
I want moar.
>>686330055
thoughts?
>>686330784
You're dating jabba the hutt? You cocksucker.
These funbags.
>>686316904
Noice tell us what she's like to fuck? She seems like one of those chicks that's uninhibited without being whorey
>>686330784
To each their own, but no thank you.
>>686330838
Don't we all anon?
>>686321262
Same. My German Shepherd is warmer and tighter than any woman. What breed is yours?
Best tight pussy - 18yo Vicki from Fargo
Best cock rider - Crystal from Alabama
>>686317322
That took longer than i thought it would
>>686316172
>A Pussy
/thread
>>686330966
>>686330111
I'll keep posting.
>>686330111
don't know, never tried the real thing, HHKV
>>686330966
Who else likes Ariana?
My ex's throat (while we were together)
She loved getting drunk and being dominated, so I'd tie her up and fuck her throat while using a vibrating bullet on her, when she was having an orgasm, I'd ram my dick in as far as I could, she loved it.
I think the most she sucked my dick was 7 times (to completion) in a day, it wasn't even my birthday, she just loved eating cum, unfortunately that's also why we broke up.
>>686331223
I do
>>686327664
Faggot
>>686319233
>>686319286
>>686319367
>>686319486
>>686319618
>>686319822
So for you guys, it was a petty argument? How do you even fuck that?
>>686331213
*coughs* backpage escort until something works out *coughs*
>>686330849
Moar
>>686331183
I think I'm in love, moar moar
>>686320152
When I was thirteen i fucked my girlfriend who was 26. Shoulda been hitting that bait pussy. Feels bad man
>>686330001
>>686331183
Does she ever NOT make that retarded face, or is that just how her face looks?
Gangbang with this slut
>>686331472
Good :) I'll post more gym girls to, I have a massive fetish for them because one day all my hard work will pay off with sweaty squat booties.
>>686330849
A blowjob from her would be 10/10 imo, kissing would be fun to.
>>686329945
where from exactly? name starts with T
