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What to say to your partner to ruin a good fuck, in 4 words?

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What to say to your partner to ruin a good fuck, in 4 words?
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Your sister does that
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I think I sharted
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i post on 4chan
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Do me now please
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I know I'm dreaming
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>>686311361
Hitler did nothing wrong
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I smell your period
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Is it in yet
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You now have herpes
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Not tonight. Headache, mom.
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I lost the game.
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Op is a faggot
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Do you like pegging?
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That guy is Jew.
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>>686311361
I might have AIDS
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Can I give you the ol' lickaroo yet?
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You look different awake
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I smell your fear.
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Call me onii-chan
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Scream and your dead
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Your sister is better
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>>686311361
Shit's coming out!!!
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ahem...hold the door
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>>686311361
check my dubs bich
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Like warm apple pie
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You are getting fat
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>>686311361
Half-Life 3 never comes.
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replace the word sister in

>>686312808
>>686311934

with brother and you got it.
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Reminds me of mother.
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>>686311361
Are we done yet?
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>>686312225
LOL
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I smell burnt rubber onions
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Hi hungry, I'm dad
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you now have AIDS
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or mother, father.
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I'll do it myself.
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>>686311361
One word would do it.
just mention your ex
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Wait, did I miss?
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Does it burn yet?
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THE EAGLE HAS LANDED
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Oops wrong hole, dear.
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Guess we're eating now
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>>686311361
Where do I put...?
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You gettin hard brother!
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You are 10??
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"You lose the game"
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>>686311361


Make America Great Again
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>>686311361
i fucked your cat
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Now a banana thread.
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>>686311361
niggers tongue my anus
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Your shit tastes shit.
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I AM THE KILL
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Here comes the plane
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>>686311361
before hand, "I'm on my period"
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>>686311361
Is it in yet?
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>>686311361
Your mom was better
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>>686313555
trips speaks the truth
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Wow! You got fat!
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>>686312787
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Which hole is this?
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>>686313777
TRIPS DONT LIE BITCH!!!
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>>686311361
This is boring. Nevermind.
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>>686311361

Orangutan meme police dong

- Logan
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Phew, glad that's over.
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Niggers tongue my anus
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>>686312627
I remember when I was 12
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"Want to sword fight?"
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Your mum was better.
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Worry about abortion later.
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>>686313330
this would make me laugh like crazy
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>>686311361
Almost raid time, hurry
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You smell like shit.
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Is anybody in there?
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>>686311361

where your shitting dicknippples
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Let the boy watch.
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"You are too wide"
"Well, you're too small"
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That no pickle pee
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>>686311361
Is that toilet paper?
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>>686314209
Haha actually done this with wife.
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>>686314710

Aeleana?
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>>686312965
>brother
My gf was riding me once and stopped and said "Oh, so my brother was talking to me earlier..." instant boner kill... sigh. She claims it was an ADD moment, and I agree, but only 50%. Other 50% was desire for wincest.
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>>686314863
Hahaha actually happened with my wife when I was dating her back then and Fucking from behind. Ruined all urges just laughing and wowing
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You look so.....HNNNNNNG
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>>686313084
underrated post right here
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>>686314565
me Pump-a-rum?
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>>686314138
Wtf?
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my mom is better
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>>686311361
i have vih girl
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I run meme blogs
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>>686314710
I've done it too. Also, sex/bj in office chair before raid. Hot AF.

Also the flip side, Guys gtg, sex.
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Ouch, my feminine penis!
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>>686311361

Power ranger transformation! (shout it when you change position)
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Fart on my dick
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>>686311361
Here cum dat boi
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I am your father
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I am a nigger.
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>>686311361
the good o'l lickeroo
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>>686311361
Bran is watching us
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Sharpie in pooper daddy
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Will you marry me?
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Quite or sister dead
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>>686311361
I think I'm gay
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Lets play Club Penguin
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The dog was smoother
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>>686311361
your sister was tighter
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>>686311361
I forgot the condom
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i am your brother
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anything. at all
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your mom is better
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