1) 27
2) I have a brain tumor and I'm under constant sharp pain. The doctors are not giving me more than one year to live.
1) 19
2) Bipolar Affective Disorder...
>>686301776
26
My bagel bites are done cooking but they're still slightly too hot to eat, so I understand what you're going through OP.
1) 12
2) self diagnosed sociopath
1) 18
2) Kisless virgin 7.5/10
1) 19
2) Mathematics and a little bit of Chemistry
>>686301776
1) 20
2) I have to walk the dogs and train but im tired AF. Still gonna do it though.
>22
>I dont have enough money to afford overwatch
>>686301776
1) 24
2) My tea's gone cold i'm wondering why I
got out of bed at all
1) 22
2) Feel gulty to explain my problems because someone is alway in a worst case than me.
17
need money for weed and alcohol ;_;
>>686301776
1) Dirty
2) Being God and all that shit, it's fucking exhausting
1) 20
2) Brady being suspended, shit sucks man
1) 22
2) no money, dropped out of college and I have a fatal medical condition.
>>686302828
the morning rain clouds up my window,
and I can't see at all
>>686301776
26
drinking is the only way i have fun alone and i have no friends anymore, my last one died
>>686301776
>18
>ugly :(
>>686301776
23.
I dont know when my mom comes home, and dont want to start fapping cus im afraid the comes home before i cum :S should I call here where she is before I start fapping?
1) 23
2) Almost got my uni master degree, in philosophy...
>>686303023
more like:
>18
>18
1) 32
2) I make 90k a year, I'm fit, have good credit but I'm socially afraid of women and have no one to call "my love"
>41
>13 inch penis and can't get it up
>>686302828
the morning rain fogs up your windows? bro me too I can't see at all
>>686302991
>>686301776
21
myself
>19
>ugly af
1) 20
2) In a job I'm not very good at and everyone at work dislikes me. (Being a pathetic beta virgin doesn't help)
>>686303121
nah, age isn't a problem for me, I can drive, smoke, drink, have sex, vote. not really missing out on anything
>>686302180
Rough
>>686301776
#rekt
>>686302313
Is that a meme it's pretty good
1) 32
2) I don't have enough money to buy all the art I want
>>686303132
Have you tried handstands?
1) 37
2) Depression and low self esteem.
>>686303132
What would you do if you got it up anyways? Would you even want to hurt someone with that thing? Do you register it as additional carry on for flights? Anyways you're 41 so you're almost dead, just keep working on draining social security to bankrupt the kids
34
Alcoholic (4 months clean, finally submitted to my problem and got counseling/therapy)
>24
>6'9" black man, short dick, can't play basketball
>25
>I'm too afraid of failure to get the ball rolling on my life, so I play it safe and work in kitchens and smoke weed to forget that I'm procrastinating on myself.
I can't do this forever.
>>686301776
24
6th semester college with no exam written
>>686302991
Don't be lung cancer dubs for miracle
>>686301776
> 23
> Your mother's anus is too tight
>34
>broken foot
1) 32
2) I have a orphan disease that fucking why spine cord up so I can barely walk, also no job and no gf
>>686301776
30
overweight, depressed, un-skilled, un employed alcoholic bastard
>>686301776
lol /b/ is full of trash like me haha
also playing agar.io the whole day
>>686301776
36
a confusing cluster of mental issues, robbing the opportunities out of my life
>>686303603
I'm with you anon. When your guilt and shame get to you, just try and think of the good things you've done, for yourself and others. You are not a bad person. Remember that.
>>686303706
Good job taking care of that for yourself, anon. Keep up the hard work, proud of you buddy
>23
>addiction is gradually making me objectify people as social assets instead of recognizing their humanity, which was a vague concept I accepted without much thought in the first place.
1) 24
2) I can't think of a way to dispose the dead hooker in my basement and I think I have aids
>Underage
>Banned
>>686304080
when did it began?
>22
>my propensity to always lose focus on something and screw myself over
>>686301776
1) 18
2) I jerk off, smoke, drink, and literally do nothing all day.
27
My stutter is getting worse
>20
>I'm sober
>>686304128
Been there not a problem tho
>>686304130
Why would you get rid of it?
>>686301776
21
this one british girl that i want but can't seem to get
>>686303132
as a horny 22 y/o, i dont even think i have the blood or strength in my body to lift a 13 inch dick with a boner. so its not that surprising.
>>686304257
Shweet
>>686302636
feelsbadman
>>686303902
Get well soon, anons foot.
>>686304268
lol
>>686304111
>Good job taking care of that for yourself, anon. Keep up the hard work, proud of you buddy
Appreciated. Fast approaching the kinda shape I was in back in college.
>>686304013
Listen, even if you feel like a piece of shit down to your soul, remember that no one is ever purely bad. There's ALWAYS time to turn it all around if you choose. But you have to choose.
>>686301776
1)29
2)I wasn't able to go fuck thai hookers tonight, because I have a cold
>>686304148
14-15, i'd say
26
I live in Russia.
>>686301776
> 21
> still can't play guitar good enough to get in the academy
It's been tough
1) 19
2) 80 degree scoliosis
1) 59
2) married, kids are grown, but up to my eyeballs in mortgage and debt and no chance of ever retiring.
>>686304426
if in moscow then its ok. else youre fucked
>>686303123
Nick?
>>686301776
1) 18
2) Kissed and cuddled with my best friend even though she has a Boyfriend...
>>686301776
>20
>bipolar disorder
1) 33
2) Have to piss, but I don't want to get up
>>686301776
-19
-no money to pay college and virgin, ouh, and mother and father leave me alone without house when i was 17
1) 19
2) self diagnosed OCD
>>686304551
>implying this is a problem
>>686304515
Have your grown ass children to help you, the least they can do after you raised them, if you did at least.
>>686304204
Tfw
>>686304426
What is terrible about Russia? Asking in curiosity. I just imagine it being either a little too humid in places or a little too cold in others, and that most of your cities look run down and depressing. And also the fact that everyones favorite past time is drinking and driving (after I've seen all the dashcam videos). Anything else? The gubment?
>>686304728
lol i alsi always have to check all doors (fridges and others)
1) 21
2) Virgen
>>686301776
29
my wife
>>686304985
Ha you loser! I'm only 18!
>22
>self-hating Jew
>>686301776
1)28
2) A Mexican girl broke my heart. I'll never recover or love again.
>>686301776
1) 28
2) i like that girl, but she is married etc, also lame social life, now its mostly just nothing
>>686304816
fucked up culture for 2016
many young people are being hold back by the corrupt system which propagates homophobia and shit
in the us its very different and they also promote diversity
>>686301776
You ok OP? Wanna talk. Weightlifting may increase your life span.
>>686301776
mid twenties
being assaulted by a schizophrenic jeriatric about a few dozen times every waking minute across 4 calander years straight with electromagnetic technology
I am 34
I am filthy rich. Never worked a day in my life.
All my friends beg me for money on a weekly basis.
Being rich sucks
>>686304985
Oh, it's virgin in English. My mistake.
>>686301776
1) 24
2) Trying to join the Navy but the process is taking forever
25
Boredom
>>686305264
gib money
>>686304529
Moscow isn't that different from the rest of Russia. The thing is that all Eastern Europe is fucked up. The only way is to leave this fucked shithole as fast as possible.
>>686301776
20
I will probably not be admitted to the master-program of my dreams, also I value myself entirely on the basis of my achievements in life. Subconsciously I think that anyone who doesn't is a fucking looser although I know that it is wrong on an intellectual level. This results in me constantly hating myself. The only cure I have found is either more achievements, alcohol or drugs.
>>686305103
Well, I had sex with my cousin when I was 12, but I don't know if that counts
29
No money, shit health, no motivation, ugly
>>686301776
Where is it located? Why isn't it operable?
24
Found out my GF cheated on me 7 years ago in a FMF 3 way :( I've only ever had sex with her.
>>686305599
34*
>>686305399
yeah you're right. im originally from ukraine and had the same thought before comming to germany.
luckily the euromaidan made the country a betterplace but not good enough for me.
looking to go to us after getting my phd in statistics
>>686304754
The problem is that my best friend "cheated" on her partner and now is spending the entire extended weekend (today to monday) with him and we haven't figured out how we want to proceed from here
1) 24
2) have nervous tics in my head
>>686305835
By doing what you've been doing behind his back are you trolling ?
>>686301776
20
exams
20
Trying to get plugs and better my tattoos also get band shirts, but cant afford any of it
18,75
I have ran out of toilet paper
>>686301776
1) 23
2) Crippling depression and anxiety which will eventually lead to me losing my girlfriend and not finishing my master studies
>>686304816
Are you serious? For starters: corruption, lowest medium wage, highest AIDS rates in the world, depressive as fuck weather, horrible urban environment and all of that are the only small part of what's wrong with Russia.
>>686306296
Lold
>>686305452
>looser
>>686303132
Viagra?
>Problem solved
>>686304402
I honestly to god don't know what to do, I know I need to make change I just cant get out of the fucking rut man,,,
>>686303663
>you're 41 so you're almost dead
>>686305103
>only
>24
>lost all my friends cause im a drug addict and a soziopath
>mfw
1: 33
2: cant find a gf that looks OK and want me at the same time.
I'll be 21 in June
I've had Bell's palsy 3 times on both sides of my face growing up and now I can barely move either side of my face
17,99
I dont know how to exit this website? Could someone help me?
29
Cany convince girl I love to move in with me instead of me moving to be with her even though I have an excellent job and already have a house, i dont want to do an hour long commute twice a day to be with her.
>>686305104
kek
19,72195
I always send out echos but i dont get one back
>>686304349
thanks dude.
69
Not being able to live long enough to serve 2 terms
>>686306809
>echo
>>686306656
Sames 21
just trying to die
71,2919291
I'm 71,2919291 years old
>>686306036
Could you rephrase that sentence? English is not my native language. And nope I'm not trolling, hell I wish I was.
>>686301776
1) 19
2) I really want to be good at something but I'm struggling being productive for a prolonged time over the day. I will start studying in October, and want to be ahead at least a little bit.
>>686301776
>17
>depression and self loathing
1) 18
2) >tfw no gf
777
I never get dubs
>>686301776
24
liked over 400 chicks on Tinder, not a single match
>>686301776
Im really sorry for you
Im 20
Im an ex heroin addict and i dont really have motivation to do anything besides heroin, im scared i will fail in life because i dont want to do anything.. im living on my own now in pittsburgh
pic related
>>686306914
not that easy, living is easier
30,000001
I want to take all your dicks
>>686306940
Cuddle his girl when he's not in the house
>24
>my selfishness and jealousy drove my best friend away
>>686305114
AHAHAHA MEXICAN GIRL
8/10 bait otherwise you're a huge faggot who needs to kill himself
1) 14
2) my dad dont buy my a xboxone
>>686306656
same
14
learning german
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>>686301776
28
Myself
>>686305452
/B/ro, talk to them. They will listen if you take the initiative. I was an underachiever in the uni days. I read plenty of papers on my topic of interest, sent the lady an email, and a year later was working in her group.
All that shit about valuing yourself on your achievements? I feel that too. I achieve more than most intellectuals at my age, and I still feel like I need to kill myself.
>>686306854
story?
>>686307213
I know that problem
>>686307003
you could just have said no
>>686301776
YOU ARE SO LUCKY!!!, I wish i had only one year left :((((
>>686307213
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1) 19
2) Haven't gotten laid in a month. Shit sucks
>>686307225
Are you me
>>686305452
Not wrong on an intellectual level wrong on an emotional level
>>686307213
stop talking in moorse code and maybe people would
>>686306759
dont do it u gigantic fag. tell the bitch to fuck off if she wont move to u. ur the one whos got a career.
1.) 26
2.) would love to serve my country but as a child gave my mom a hard time so was Dxed BiPolar which I've since been told was a mis Dx but am still not allowed to serve so must join the FFL after trade school.
>>686307387
ARE YOU DEAF?
>>686307369
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>>686303169
Hey nigger dido is her own artist
>>686301776
1)29
2) No friends
1) 41
2) working a souless beureaucratic dead end job supporting a family that mostly doesn't appreciate it as a sacrifice instead of 'following my dream' or how fuck ever you want to describe it of travelling and making music.
>>686303134
you had to try and take the 'funny' forward didn't you? this says a lot about you. You are absolutely fucking raging that it wasn't you who came up with that stellar post, huh?
>>686301776
20
Being alive
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>>686304426
Двачую этого.
1) 20
2) about to drop out of uni bc I skipped assignments + exams. AND constant drive to kill someone (luckily I didn't yet)
>>686307610
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>>686307472
That's bad b8
>>686307658
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>>686305452
>
>>686307249
Meanwhile you both went to/are going to a top 30 university at best (but most likely just an average one) with either 0 or basic ass publications in your field
If you value yourselves solely based on your achievements/credentials you need to kill yourselves asap
>>686307451
An not fag. She understands how i feel about this and will have to cum around
1) 37
2) I love my kids to pieces but I hate the guts of my wife and I'm physically repulsed by her fat body that I have to fuck every now and again and pretend I like her stretched marked flabby belly. Oh I work and she spends my money. I'm also a student and she spends my grants. And when I do eventually leave her when my kids are old enough she will have access to my wages as I will be a lawyer and she 'supports' me through university. But my kids are my world and simply put, I would rather be miserable and crying on the inside than walk out on them...my dad did it to us :(
>>686307366
its not so easy
>>686307722
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>>686307794
> kids
> pic related
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your all a bunch of buddhists
>>686301776
1) 24 (In a month)
2) Apathy, lack of motivation and not having anyone as a role model
>>686303776
>ARE U ME
>>686307986
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>>686301776
wanna talk a bit on kik? maybe makes you feel better
>>686301776
1) 24
2) kissless virginity
>>686301776
20
I'm very poor and have social anxiety
>>686307979
You make no sense.
>33
>faggots on /b/
>>686301776
>20
>i can only keep my sanity if i work outdoors but my bum knees are starting to prevent me from enjoying even the things i love
>>686308023
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>>686307794
Man the fuck up you are 37 or your kids will turn out like faggots just like you
>>686307760
First authored one and co-authored a second in the past year. Beginning on a large project now with good publication forecasts.
1) 19
2) Severe depression and possible schitzophrenia
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>>686307099
Why do I even tell 4Chan my problems? Oh well you are kinda right though, she comes over the day right after cause she needs someone to talk first thing we establish is we'll never do that again and 5 minutes later she was so close to me without my clothes I'd have been balls deep in her. Great I fucked up my friendship and her relationship.. ohh well can't change that now
99
fucking hemorroidhs
1) 34
2) I am op's Dr. and have been faking it for years. Worried i'm going to get caught soon.
>>686301776
>19
>Going mental, everyone left me alone with my crippling anxiety
>>686308119
you dont need a role model. you need a mentor.
1) 18
2) Not enough bleach to finish the job
15
I've been thinking for three months that i'm a bit zoofilic, i don't know why, and i want to stop being so
>>686307794
I feel you man, I'm in the same boat (>>686307516) except thank god my wife is a hot piece of ass. If she was obese I'd murder myself. She loves to fuck and will blow me when she"s on her period, so I guess i have that going for me.
>18
>Haven't done a 5k word report for finals and will have to repeat unit
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>>686308381
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1) 18
2) Going Bald, which leads my self esteem in the trash. Also I have social phobia, and cant talk with anyone, so I dont have friends.
>>686307804
how was the first time you did heroin? at what age?
>>686308346
>19
>severe depression
pick one, you fucking faggot, you have no idea what depression is kid.
>>686308557
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>>686301776
1. 18
2. Fatass neet virgin. Literally only bad quality of my life. If I was fit I'd be better than 90% of everyone
>>686308476
when I was 15 I used to wank over animals mating, but now I fuck hookers
>>686308633
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>>686301776
dayum man. this depressed me. wish u well
31
unemployed
>21
>Being brilliant but having no education due to working at 12 to support family.
>>686303603
Same but 30. Being anti social doesn't fucking help either, retail fag do the last thing I wanna do when I finish work is deal with people.
>>686308716
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1)20
2) Im fat lady
>21
>i lack motivation to do anything useful ie. study, job etc...
16
unsure about my sexuality,, I fucking hate myself
also antisocial
>>686308734
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>>686301776
1) 22
2) no gf
>>686308793
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>>686308271
I do man the fuck up.
My eldest is a gifted athlete and is exceeding expectations to succeed as a long distance athlete (ps she is beating the lads)
My other is too young and busy being a child.
My kids faggot are shielded very well from my internal misery. I devote all my time to them.
Pro-tip I retired as a premier league baller two years ago.
>>686308687
I haven't reached to that point man, and i don't need hookers to fuck(i think xd)
1) 20
2) my dick stinks like death
1. 23
2. 5 broken vertabrae (l 1 2 4, and t 3 4 along with 6 herniatex discs) constant pain, and disgust for the people atound me are tied.
>>686301776
1) 32
2) had a brain tumor and now my memory is shit and i cant concentrate on anything. i lost all interest in everything i loved and dont give a shit about anything anymore. it fucked my head up.
If I knew then what I know now, I would have gladly been given a time left to live than deal with this shit.
>>686308866
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>1) 14
>2) chronic headache disorder, failing school because of it, causing other medical problems including self diagnosed carpal tunnel and depression
Someone kill me I don't have the balls or the heart to do it myself.
>>686308999
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>23
So bored that I'm crying from yawning too much
23
Severe depression/anxiety
>>686301776
>21
>My girlfriend, my youthful appearance
>>686309055
Mods
1) 21
2) Osteopetrosis
1) 18
2) Thyroid, cortisone and testosterone deficiencies. Treatment is for life.
>>686309079
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>>686308981
you will reach it man, your probs just like me, are you an intelligent young man who may have a good sense of humor but other people don't often appreciate it? do you get "bullied" in school slightly? you probably will have gay tendancies, and you probably sleep-feel your friends when they stay over, correct me if I am wrong
>>686309005
sounds normal to me
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1) 20
2) Not enough money I guess...
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>>686301776
1)33
2)student loan debt
1. 29
2. failed the bar exam twice, really need to pass it this time.
18
I don't know how to talk to girls even though I'm pretty sure a few in my class are into me. Other than that, grades in Calculus class are annoying as shit and the teacher is a cuntrag.
And more mildly annoying than anything else, but all of these fucking 8th and 9th graders keep approaching me to ask where to buy weed because I have dreads and I was born in Jamaica. I mean jesus fuck you little spastics, fuck off, I'm not selling him out to you little faggots.
18
Confused about sexuality the past couple months
