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Alright /b/, I'm probably losing my virginity tomorrow. Any pro tips?

I'm afraid to lose my boner from anxiety (or cum within 3 seconds)

Wat do? Grill is a qt.
> pic not her tho
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Bumping for interest, may also be losing mine this weekend.
Good luck /b/ro
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>>686300037
Masturbate before fucking her
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https://www.reddit.com/r/GIFSOURCES/comments/4l6pto/tia_cyrus_tittyfucked_yoga_goddess/
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>>686300037
>(or cum within 3 seconds)

enjoy it while it lasts

when I want to jiz i have to fuck her like a jackhammer for a good hour or two while denying her an orgasm so her pussy doesn't get too sensitive.
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>>686300037
>>686300215
don't overthink it. just go with the vibe and trust your gut. don't force things but give things the opportunity to happen. relax, enjoy and GIVE enjoyment.

>>686300325
and no, that is terrible advice. you want your dick to be as hard and thick as can be. just go slow and you'll be fine.
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>>686300037
just do it ?
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>>686300037
Congratulations on getting married
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>>686300215
tell me how you will do it bro
> hanging out with grill
> I like her, she likes me
> my parents happens to be traveling
> I'm with their car
> Told her I want to watch Attack on Titan (she likes anime) with her
> she accepted
> we will watch it on the same bed
It's totally habbening guys, I can't scape destiny this time.
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>>686300037

jam it in her shitter when she least expects it.

bitches love that shit
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>>686300037
1: dick goes inside vagina
2: try not to cum in 0,5 seconds

these are the basics of sex in general
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>>686300037
>>686300459
just don't focus on the fact that you're having sex, relax and let the feel flow, enjoy. you're there to have fun and so is she/he so you're good.
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>>686300037
1 - you need to finger her before you fuck her to get her wet
2 - dont be a faggot
3 - apply cocaine to dick if quickfag
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First off, you're gonna cum quick. You gotta relax and make light of it. Since its your first time you should be able to go again pretty fast. Don't worry and maybe even take a shot or 2 before seeing the girl.
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>>686300325
Worst advice in thread
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>>686300037
First time is always awkward. It's literally like riding a bike.
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>>686300037
> pic not her tho
no shit faggot...
And on the toppic at hand just have confidence and dont forget to lick the muff
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>>686300558
You got it
>dating for 15 months
>she's Catholic, I'm her first BF
>she's scared to do anything sexual
>over 15 months got her more comfortable
>BJ's on the reg now
>both 18 yrs old
>prom is this weekend
>be alone at my house at 3 am
>told me she was ready a few weeks ago
I think it's gonna happen
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>>686300664
no alcohol or other substances you fucking nobs
relaxing and enjoying and you're all good. but yeah you should be ready for a second run pretty fast. even though I've never had the quick cum thing even in the beginning.
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>>686300037
Lost it few weeks ago, if u wear a condom dont fap before it and go to pee so if u break the condom like i did the first time it will be lower chance that there will be any sperm in ur precum, also dont use cooking oil as a lube and try not to get soft and hard in one condom will break, have fun and keep the pussay wet with ur spit so u wont break it by fucking her dry
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>>686300664
First time i had sex it took me forever to come and second time too

Now i can come quicker because i know what i like

But if i feel like im gonna come too quick i just stop fucking and play with the pussy b0ss or eat her out for a while while my dick calms down a little
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>>686300692
No he's right.

Jerk it and finish about 3-4 hours before the sex it will help prolong your sex a little bit. You're still gonna blast too early... But eh.

It's gonna feel good as fuck so if you feel like you're getting close to busting a nutto think about baseball or something to keep it going.

WEAR A CONDOM, DONT BE STUPID!
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Wear a condom. It'll make you last longer and then you can play it off when you cum and keep fucking her without pulling out. Tbh tho take the L and cum quick without a condom on feels way better and who knows when you'll get another chance since it took you this long.
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>>686300623
What if
> insert penis into vagina
> cum in .6 seconds
is that a win?
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>>686300459
>>686300692
You guys are obviously virgins,if you want to last long your second hard is the way to go
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>>686300037
dink a few shots, produce testosterone and JUST DO IT
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dont fap before, or you wont be able to get a boner.
Go slow, and go down to lick her pussy when you're about to cum
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>>686301008
Dude for some reason I literally can't use condoms, I tried several times but it just keeps popping out of my dick, and it's not even big or thick, I think it's skin excess idk.

pls help
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>>686300886
>dont use cooking oil as a lube
No fucking shit?
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>>686300037
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!

Also, don't masturbate before fucking her, you'll end up not being able to cum. Masturbate now and you'll be fine.
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Jack off about 15 mins before so when you do Fuck her it's the second nut which takes longer. Also don't think about your dick at all think solely about her if you do then it will stay hard and you won't have to worry about nutting to quick.
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>>686300037
have her where socks more orgasms statistically
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all this bullshit about masturbating at forehand is just your insecurities projecting.
all you gotta do is relax and go with the flow, you won't cum too early, and even if you do, who cares. you cuddle a bit and 5minutes later you're ready to go again. don't hold on to some bullshit timing or checklist.

>>686301178
yeah, obviously totally virgins... you're an insecure bitch that needs rules and checklists to have "good" sex instead of trusting your gut.
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>>686300037
god speed OP
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>>686300037
Don't worry if you cum too fast you'll be ready for round two soon after. Just tell it's because she's so hot.
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>>686300922
No its a shit idea he will have a sore dick for his first time and learn how to perform bad sex and he wont last any longer with this technique he will just have a smaller dick

Sorry for your ejaculation problem
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>>686300037
>Any pro tips?

Take your time, it's the journey, not the destination. Seriously, don't fuck it up by rushing to stab her with your little stiff peen. Slowly unwrap her, lots of kissing and cuddling. Rub her back. Get her butter melted. Tease her, don't just mount-and-hump. TAKE. YOUR. TIME.
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>>686300325
Strongly recommend not to do this in that you don't know how your body will respond. Way better to risk cumming in 10 seconds, than not to cum at all.

Have at least a little bit of a build-up. Focus on smoothly getting her and your clothes off efficiently without killing the mood. Might be trickier than you think. Make sure to rub her clit a lot, and consider licking her if your comfortable.
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>>686301244
Well for starters it doesn't go in your dick...
Try a smaller size.
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>>686301386
Lol yeah im insecure,im a bartender ive lost count of how many times ive had sex,the rules are good
i bet you still use condoms you pussy learn to pullout and be a real man for once
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be comfortable with each other and try to have a good time? you probly understand the basic mechanical function.. beyond that it's between you two.
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THIS IS NOW A NATURAL REDHEAD THREAD
>posting what i have of my favorite, post moar of her if you have
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>>686301178
I have a gf i have sex everyday i also jerk off i last long but im not gonna jerk off when i know i will have sex the same day thats fucking stupid man
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>>686301464
Thanks Mr. Skeltal
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Don't be surprised if your both too nervous and shit is is kind of awkward. When I lost my virginity I was really nervous and after 45 minutes I couldn't cum and just kinda went limp. She was really nervous and couldn't stay wet. Neither of us really enjoyed it till the 2nd time. Was really nice to cum though. I was so nervous with anticipation from the days leading up to it that my balls were in a ton of pain.
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>>686301658
>I have sex everyday
> im not gonna jerk off when i know i will have sex the same day

So either you don't have a gf at all, or you don't jerk off. Make up your mind.
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>>686300886
>dont use cooking oil as a lube
Wat
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>>686301178
>you guys are virgin
Yeah man because all people in relationships masturbate before they have sex

Are you fucking retarded you are the virgin lmao
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>>686301460
"sore dick" - how the fuck do you jack off?
for the record it's a good idea.
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just noticed that more than a half of my qts folder is made up by redheads, regular woman cant even compete
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>>686301586
in your later sexlife its good to have a sort of "checklist" but not for your first experiences. and never used a condom in my life nor do I pull out. she uses birthcontrol and I cum in her pussy every single time.
you pull out because you fuck random drunk whores and you're not sure if they use any birthcontrol, I've been fucking this girl for over 4 years since she was 15, her first time. I'm Quality > Quantity, enjoy your STD's loser
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>>686300037
Slap her titties around some stick it inside her and pee duh
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>>686300037
Wanting to cum in 3 seconds was never my experience. My problem is not being able to cum, because I am constantly jerking it.

Just go with it, she probably has her own insecurities too.

Also, don't just ram it in there, that will actually cause her some pain.
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>>686301921
Kekd
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>>686301876
>>686301251

don't judge him I used hand sanitizer
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>>686300037
Don't count on it. Good luck doe
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found her. youre welcome :)
http://imgur.com/a/r5j3E
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>>686301301
>think only about her to last longer
If the girl is hot doing this will make him cum buckets lol
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>>686302025
Oh come on
This can't be real
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Use lube, shell prolly be to nervous to get wet and youll never get it in..... Trust me on that
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>>686301444
Yeah i have a girlfriend and we fuck alot and when i feel im about to come too fast i just stop and eat her out a bit
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Attention:

These people are idiots.

Jacking off a few hours beforehand CAN help, it can also make it worse. Refractory times are different for every male.

Know what isn't different? Friction.
Friction makes you nut. Your imagination makes you nut.

Buy K&Y his and hers lube. Finger her up, get her hit and lubed up same time. Give her lube to put on you when the time comes. Go to town.

Lube lowers the friction. Makes it when you go balls deep you're not scraping your most sensitive organ against her happy parts. Just sliding.

You WILL last longer.
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>>686301908
I havent gotten a single STD,and you're happy you have 1 good girl? lmfao ive had foursomes all women, im living out all my fantasys wether you like it or not that 1 good pussy of yours is gonna get loose,leave you,or have babies,either way i always win because im pretty much a pornstar and youll never match me in stamina and strength faggot,thats why i come to the chan to laugh at beta pussy faggots like you
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>>686300037
use a vasodilator crazy pre workout b4, like pump fuel or the most bizarre thing the guy have
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>>686301178
>>686300325
masturbating beforehand gets your a bit of your cum from that session stuck in the head, and if you go without cleaning that up (pee or whatever), the precum can get girl preggo
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>>686301586
That sounds like bullshit 100%

Pic and timestamp? I think not

get out of here 14 yrs old retard
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>>686300037
Jerk off a hour before you do it.
Make sure u don't jizz in the first minute.
Also assuming your younger. Shave your junk the younger girls don't like hair.
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>>686302249
>im pretty much a pornstar
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah
OH GOD
ahahahaHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>implying

fuck outta here
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>>686300618
This.
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>>686302255
Can confirm.

XPlode and Pump Fuel make me go into a hump-fueled rage.
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>>686301849
All of my what
Bro my girlfriend wont mind if i come fast i have no reason to do this shit which gives me the confidence of fucking her like a real man instead of being a nervous little insecure faggot that needs to jerk off to last longer than half a minute

Now kys
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>>686302249
I really do feel bad for you, the way you try to justify this shit and try to make it sound cool (and true, which it isn't, don't kid yourself) is saddening
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>>686302425
>>686302339
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>>686301884
Whatever you say man sorry for your dick problem
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>>686302066
Thanks anon
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>>686302025
Greentext
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>>686300037
If you can get ur hands on some pills like oxy, morphine, perks,hydro, house etc. They will usually let your dick stay hard but not cum very easy. I used to fuck my bitch for days when I was on pills.
Getting to drunk or doing blow will give u a limp dick.
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>>686302562
Not everyone on the chan is a total loser like you
do you even lift faggot
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>>686300037
Ok here's what u do masturbate before fucking her and once u cum fight through it and keep going so u look like a pro
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>>686302249
Cringe as fuck
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>>686302496
yeah, and it kinda gives you some endurance due to the stimulants
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>>686302863
Also this.

Keep pounding while you cum, and you won't get over sensitized. Don't stop pounding. You'll have either a second round in you or you'll just keep fuckin till you go soft.
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>>686301568
> pic related just now, wat do

SEND HELP
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>>686302806
I'm sorry, you what?
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>>686302982
This
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>>686303036
Get a larger one faggot why did you buy baby condoms
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>>686302863
This but keep dick hard and when u hear her cum you let out a fake one and make it seems like u did it together
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>>686303047
Skinny 16/year old confirmed.

Also confirmed for not lifting.
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>>686300037
FOREPLAY.
Chances are dude.. You're going to bust quick, but.. Amp her up before inserting and if you cum quick, just fondle and kiss until you get through your refractory period, about 5 or 10 mins depending on you and age. That second go round, you'll be workin her. Best luck
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>>686303202
lifting is for pussies who are afraid to make contact. ever tried, Rugby, Judo, MMA? let's see your adonis body faggot
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>>686303165
>>686303165
Also u cat do some foreplay to help her cum early
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>>686303047
>Thinks his prepubescent muscles and hairless chest give him credence.
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>>686303047
Averagebody/10
#Shavedchesttrapfaggot
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>>686303395
>>686303394
>be 22 yrs old
>blessed with a hairless chest and back
>girls fucking hate hairy upper bodies
>feels good
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>>686300037
Here is one pro advice:
Do not say sorry.
Please.
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>>686302249
Work of pure fiction there.
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>>686303345
My body when lazy and stoned for 3 months. Kek
What the fuck are you trying to prove. Little bitch
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>>686303146
My friend's condom, guess he has a small cock kek.

Is it ok to use like pic related, on the head only? Looks pretty stable and didn't come off from my pussy simulation.
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>>686303615
>Sorry
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>>686303696
lets show it then, time-stamp that shit bro
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Dont worry about hurting her vagina with your penis. Just focus on getting yourself off.
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>>686303550
HAHAHAHAH 22, no body hair and skinny af.. Fucking fagggot!!
Maybe 14 year old girls don't like hair. Real girls like real men. Fucking cuck.
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>>686303770
wtf dude
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>>686300325
this is GOOD advice. the other 4 replies before mine are obviously fucking virgins because you're always supposed to jerk off before you get some pussy. and just be cool.
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mhhh redheads...
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>>686304036
butthurt much?
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>>686301470

Good advice right here. Don't just foreplay because you know you are supposed to. Really enjoy the foreplay. Get to know her body. Linger on it. There's no rush. Kissing and touching and rubbing and licking a cute girl is one of life's few pleasures so don't rush through it. She'll appreciate it a lot and it'll make the sex better for both of you.

Another good piece of advice is communicate. It can be scary especially your first time, but "does that feel good?" and stuff like that can actually go a long way.
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>>686304036
who says 14yr olds aren't my target audience :^)
past 20yrs old is a no-go, they're used up cumrags. no thanks, you can have my sloppy seconds.
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>>686304037
Dude it's the only condom available and it just doesn't fit.
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Here's a tip that I needed. Use your hips. The first time I fucked I was basically thrusting my whole body into her. Stick with thrusting the hips.
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>>686304057
Natural redhead = Natural blonde >/= straight black hair, if she have blue eyes then a "=" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dye
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>>686304358
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Do what I did op
>Make out
>Grind abit
>Cum in your pants
>Get her & your clothes off and start fingering and give oral
>by this time you'll be hard again
>Fuck her hard

That's how I did. She never knew that I came in my pants, nor did she know that it was my first time.
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>>686304358
what do you mean, walk down to your local pakistani corner show and buy a condom you retard
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>>686304181
>>(You)
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>>686304253
22 yet trying to sleep with 14 year olds.
Pedo faggot detected
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>>686304564
How to buy a condom?
> local pakistani corner
> give condom to casher
> ...
no dude pls don't
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>>686303036
Jesus Christ dude those are made for like new born puppies or something. Get regular ones. Trojans, not something from babies r us
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>>686304358
are you retarded?
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>>686303770
Cant do that bro
And wtf go to the fucking grocery store poorfag
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>>686304253
Probably sleeps with teenagers cause they are too dumb and horny to know hes a fucking loser. Plus they are probably drugged
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>>686304786
what do you mean. you're gonna fuck and you want protection. what is the issue you social retard there's nothing special or anyting to be ashamed of
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>>686304358
if you were a true man you'd do it without
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>>686304649
Here's your (You)
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>>686303636
Yeah this became a cringe bread
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>>686304898
dumb, don't care, horny, fuck yes. horny 16yr olds are the bomb. got hooked when I started at age 15 with chick my age and just nothing compares to it.
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>>686302519
This
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>>686301586

I know this is b8, but in my experience it is more pleasurable to cum in a condom inside of a girl than to pull out and cum.

Of course cumming inside a girl without a condom is pure fucking nirvana. But I've heard that can have consequences.
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>>686302249
>autistic work of fiction
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>>686304898
its best to sleep with teenagers because the are biologically the best years to bear a child for a woman
also sleeping with younger woman is normal for more dominant men with more testosterone
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>>686304786
Steal one if you're that big of a pussy.
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>>686304897
>Cant do that bro
why not?
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>>686305102
ayy lmao
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>>686305102
Thats a skeleton nigger
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>>686301470
This OP. Take is slow. if you can drive her wild before you even stick it in you won't have to worry about busting a nut to soon. Also as other anons have said if you feel like you're going to nut to soon just pull out and go down on her.
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>>686305030
Until one of them cries rape.
Then you will be doing a hard 20. Taking a black hard "20
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>>686305210
precisely. it's normal to go for the most fertile and horny ones. rest are just mad plebs that fuck used up bitches in Uni. there's nothing better than the first 6 months of sex with a former virgin.
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>>686305210
or because you're too pathetic to sleep with attractive women your age.
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>>686305259
It will fill with liquid and come off

And also the girl will be like what the actual fuck is this
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>>686305356
If I manage to last 5 minutes, is it ok?
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>>686305370
>implying people don't have a mandatory antirapescreamkit by themselves

ask what that is on your own responsibility
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>>686305436
This
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>>686305370
I've had good relations with them all, most of them are still "friends" to date. I never took advantage and never did anything they didn't want, I just gave them really good teen memories basically. some are still even thankful. but you just keep fucking old cunts and keep yelling pedo
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>>686305436
look m8 im trying to be scientific here
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>>686305498
Yes. Time yourself in your head. Count the seconds. You'll forget your even having sex but as soon as you remember that you are its OVER
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>>686301745
I need to see her ass. NOW
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>>686305341

A skeleton with some real good hooters.
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>>686300037

To be honest, just be open about the possibility, you probably won't lose your boner after cumming, just let her know you'll just need a quick recharge to keep going.

As far as tactics to hold off longer, try going as long as you can, and then jumping down and eating her out for a little bit until you can go back to fucking her.
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If you cum too fast just switch to licking and fingering and shit till you are able to get hard and come again.
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>>686305436
also in more modern and urban societies its normal for men to date same or older women

in more traditional and rural (like in my case) men are just more dominant and prefer younger women
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>>686305578
I fuck girls my own age. I didn't know girls in their 20s were considered old cunts. Unless your a pedo. Which you clearly are.
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Don't try and abstain from masturbating tonight, that'll make you more sensitive and you will come quicker. But don't fap right before, you wanna be in the mood
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>>686305983
>More dominant
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>>686306056
girls in their late teens 16-18 are in their sexual prime, it's basic biology, and if you're not capable of getting them, then you know your place.
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>>686306056
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedophilia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephebophilia

now something you have:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephebiphobia
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>>686305983
>>686305578
>>686305410
Dude stop trying to justify being a pedo.
It's not gunna work.
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>>686305916
> nut
> fingering n shit
> stick dick again
> pregnate her
I don't want a child anon, if I nut early I will need to clean my dick and put a new condom right? Wouldn't that take so much time?
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>>686306295
look m8 I just speak what has been scientifically accepted
if you think that's a brag or something you're wrong
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>>686306319
I'm 26 I had my time fucking teens when I was a teen. Grow the fuck up you piece of shit.
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>>686306319
It's OK if you want to fuck little kids man we wont judge you, the FBI will do that fro us.
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>>686300037
Don't laugh when she queefs
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>>686306394
I get the (you) only on the first post you quoted
other two is a different guy/s
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>>686306369
I think it's time we had a talk.
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>>686305865
I know, i would marry and reproduce with her, literally perfect. You can find her on reverse search, but no ass...
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>>686306646
>>686306622
nobody blames you for being a submissive city dweller
just don't be an ass
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>>686305528
Dude here

>dont masterbait beforehand
>slowly undress her(srsly take your time play with tits through clothes and shit get her horny)
>kiss alot
>When top off lick nipples for a while
>slowly undo pants
>start rubbing your middlefinger a bit against her clit while kissing her body
>dont actually rub the clit just find it and like leave your finger there and play with it dont get the skin irritated
>after a while eat her out (start with clit, go down with time to the hole a bit, then back to clit etc) and calm your dick
>then start fucking her,again slowly at first(believe it or not some girls ive met prefered it slow, some others want it fast as fuck), by then she will probably have had an orgasm during fingering/licking, most girls better like cuming this way anyway
>try to last long enough to make her squirt, but its your first time so its ok if it does not happen, but if you are really dedicated take breaks while fucking and do sensual stuff to prevent busting a nut too fast
>when you're done cuddle or she will not have sex with you again
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>>686306883
i think its time you read those article
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>>686306575
>>686306575
Would you rather it last 10 seconds or have a bit of down time? As long as you don't fiddle fuck with the condom
it should not take too long anyway.
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>>686300037
Look dude, I'm a 38 y/o pro...I know what I'm talking about. Been there, done that, and all that shit. FOR REAL: Take a Viagra 2 hrs before...jack off 1 hour before. You'll still get hard as fuck and won't cum in 30 seconds...guaranteed!! Good luck bro!
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My advice - getting rid of "the easy one" is not a bad idea. You like likely be so excited that being able to get another erection within an hour is not gonna be a problem. If it is, prolong foreplay.

Lube (k/y, nothing too serious like astroglide) is a good idea. She might be nervous and start to dry up which ain't gonna help anything.

Too much lube can reduce friction, making things too wet and sloppy, and might make it hard for either of you to cum. Might make her feel bad if you don't.

Good luck, and try not to over think things. You're both young, enjoy this time.
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>>686305868
Indeed though
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>>686300037
Try the 9 and 7 technique. 9 slower thrusts and 7 fast ones. Helps you last and the difference in rythum is good for her.
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>>686306959
First one wasn't me faggot. And I don't live in the city you fuckin cuck.
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>>686307121
Never heard of it, I will try.
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>>686302249
Asspie claiming alpha status
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Just focus on making her feel good. That's what sex is all about. So long as both people focus on making the other person feel good, it's awesome.
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>>686307127
He is a kid fucker not a cuck.
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>>686307127
I know it wasn't
I'm just listing him because he is doing same mistakes like you

>And I don't live in the city you fuckin cuck.
unfortunately you have a city boy mentality

also stop being a rude little badly raised piece of shit
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>>686300037
37 year old pro here...LISTEN! Take a Viagra 2 hours before you fuck her, then jack off 1 hour before you fuck her. You will still be hard as a rock and NOT cum in 30 seconds...guaranteed!! Trust me!
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If you're worried about not lasting as long, here's a tip, don't think about it

Honestly, the more you think about cumming or not cumming, the quicker youll cum.

You wont lose your boner to anxiety if she's attractive. You're a dude. Fucking her is all youll think about if you know itll happen.
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>>686307197
Also for the love of god dont jump right into fucking. Take it slow, put your hands on her! Girls love that feeling of having hands on them, and please eat her out and finger her for as long as you can stand it.9
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>>686300037

get drunk a bit, but not too much to be incapacitated
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>>686306995
Didnt mean to quote anyone, im retard
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>>686307523
> 37
dude I'm fucking 20, I will not pass out from getting a boner like you probably do.
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>>686307363
>>686307402
Suck a fat black dick faggots.
I'm gunna be cool like you and try and fuck teen girls cuz I have nothing better to do.
Don't let your CP folder get dusty now. Go fap to pics of your niece or nephew or w/e u pedo like
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this is why people need to taste teen love when they're young, so that they don't become these awkward virgins in Uni
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>>686307541
Also how to finger a pussy? Should I just stick it all the way or slowly? How many fingers?
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>>686308204
christ, people on the 4th of chans really get rustled jimmies and whiteknight tendencies. hello darkness my old friend
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>>686308219
This
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>>686308286
this is very accurate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrqYhFfEStk
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>>686308373
PEDOS UNITE!
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>>686300037
shoot yourself in the dick
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>>686308286
be sensual and give her snatch a massage
there's more to the vag than the hole
become the shining finger clit
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>>686300037
Lost my virginity at 14 to my best friends 12 yr old sisters ass. Then I fucked my others friends older sister. Then my other friends twin sister and cousin. (Not at same time). All in 1 year.
Once it happens your good to go.
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>>686308883
Cletus pls go
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>>686308883
I should say twin Sisters. No his twin
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>>686300037
Make her cum during foreplay. Then it will be easier to make her cum during sex.
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>>686308985
Cletus? I'm not fucking my family. It was my friends sisters. I have only ever got props for that.
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>>686308501
My nigga.
Salty
Salty.ru
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>>686309170
ah well, in that case nevermind
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Relax. Have fun. Bodies make dumb fart noises. Dont point it out.

Repetitive motions are what they like. They either like clit stuff the most, pressure on tje pubic bone, or something being insidr them. Figure out what she likes the most.


Ps dont forget to go down
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>>686309170
I give you many props my bruh.
I always wanted to fuck my friends sister
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>>686308286
Either give her the old lickeroo or rub her clit good well before inserting any fingers anon.
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