I went to my Father's grave earlier today and there was
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I went to my Father's grave earlier today and there was a shit on the grave what the fuck?
>Pic related
Is it human or animal? because I was in tears for hours earlier. By the way I'm not fucking trolling here, you can reverse image search it if you like.
Sorry anon for your loss. It looks like human poop to me, but they have a good fiber content. So it might not be human, because most of us eat filth and don't poop nice real poop emojis like that.
That's shitty dude
>>686298143
>>686298289
Thanks for comforting me anons.
By the way it says screenshot because I had to shrink the image down to upload it.
>Pic related
>>686298289
Wait a minute, I just realised that's a pun. Fuck you faggot.
you would have to be next level autistic to actually think thats human shit.
go back inside you fucking idiot
>>686298826
It does look kind of human.
>>686297885
Nice to see you go there often and keep the weeds off.
>>686298995
Yeah, I live out of of the town he's buried in so it's kind of hard to get out there often on my neetbux.
>>686298950
just stop
>>686299330
No you fucking stop I've broke down in tears, five times today. So no fuck you you fucking nigger cuck.
>>686299510
I'm an expert in shit OP, where is the grave and I will examine
>>686297885
That shit's animal for sure. Human poop is never nicely stacked like this one. Human poop is also bigger. This looks like poop of a big dog.
>>686299652
Thanks
looks like dog shit, OP
THEN WHO WAS POOP
>>686297885
99% probability it was a dog. Someone probably let their dog run around the grave yard and either didn't see or didn't care.
>>686297885
poop is good for the soil. that poop may help to bloom a pretty flower on the grave.
>>686299510
you are clearly just as stupid as you seem. i'm glad your dads dead faggot.
>>686299844
Yea dude like he said, thats dogscat man. Put a spiked rat trap on the ground, or if you have money a fucking coyote springsteel leg jaw trap, fuck em.
>>686300043
Please stop
Why would a human take a shit on a grave?
Did you pops do something to deserve this?
i dont know why but this made me laugh
good job op
have some tits and fap the pain away
>>686297885
Definitely animal shit. Human poops don't look like that.
chill out bro.
yeah /b/ro it's dog shit.
hope you feel better, man
>tell us more about your neetdom
>>686297885
it was me sorry, your dads grave was the only one with flowers and i needed somethin to wipe my ass.
Nothin personal.
>>686300280
Thanks anon, that might actually help.
>>686300251
He was a pretty prominent arsonist and he did burn down several businesses around 15 years back. That did rub a lot of people the wrong way and kind of made him the scorn of the town for a little bit, he actually served quite some time for it before is death.
>>686300596
Please stop, really your going to far.
Oh my god.
>take dog for walk to see aunts grave
>dawson (dog) gets off leash for about 20 min
>find him looking guilty as shit
>he didnt need to shit on the way back
I hope it wasnt me bro.
>>686300680
>>He was a pretty prominent arsonist and he did burn down several businesses around 15 years back.
you srs, anon?
>>686297885
looks like dog shit to me, and ive seen a lot of shit
some asshole probably took his dog to the cemetery and let him shit and piss anywhere
>>686300762
Dude I'm sure that u expected that. Some fuck sitting safely behind a dimly lit screen sipping mtn dew and taking shots at u anonymously.
>>686300859
Kek, I doubt it mate.
>>686300950
Yeah, the town seems mostly over it our name has essentially been tarnished.
>>686298289
>>686298795
>>686300680
>burnt down several businesses around 15 years back
Jesus anon. You should have started out by saying your dad was a nigger.
>>686300680
>prominent arsonist
KEK
Yep thats human shit alright
And clearly yours too OPfaggit
You made this dad's grave story bs up to cover your wrongdoing
Shame
I bet thats not even your dad's grave
no wonder somebody took a dump on it. that grave looks pathetic
>>686301079
You're not responsible for what your father did, anon. Fuck anybody who thinks you are, because they're shitters.
>>686297885
that grave is like 20 years old?!
stop crying faggot
>>686297885
most likely a dog IMO.
coulda been some immigrant taking a squat tho.
>>686301234
Why would I just go into a grave yard searching for shit just to pump the internet with entertainment for you fags.
>>686301165
He was Hispanic.
Nice sob story shithead
You're full of shit OP
It's definitely a dog egg
>>686301317
It's seven years old. I just haven't been able to take care of it very well.
>>686301462
Fuck you if you don't believe me look through my posts and you'll see the proof.
>>686301462
So is his fathers grave apparently
>>686301387
your dad sounds like a piece of shit lul
>>686301629
Holy fuck these puns really need to stop.
>>686301493
>It's seven years old. I just haven't been able to take care of it very well.
ok, but that's not a reason to shit on it. damn anon, what did you do to your fathers grave?
>>686297885
Cant quite identify it from this angle
Any more pictures of the shit?
>>686301729
>>686301680
This is really pushing me over the line.
>>686301710
Soz fam.. couldn't help myself.
>>686297885
Looks like dog shit mate.
Do any Indians live nearby??...
>>686301803
Then end yourself so we can shit on your grave too
>>686301387
>He was Hispanic.
So, a shitskin?
>>686301795
No I Welled up pretty quick after I saw that before I ran to my car. I only took it as I thought about reporting it.
Timestampmaybe b0$$?
>>686297885
Is thaqt the london road cemetary? I was shitfaced drunk and I kinda stumbled in there on tuesday and had to relieve myself, so I'm sorry m8 if that was me. but it was dark what could I do
>>686301803
Nice. Some of these faggots believe you.
your dad is a criminal who eats shit in hell.
>>686301936
I took the picture earlier this is the most I can give.
>Pic related is the info from the image I took.
>>686297885
the only way to be sure that its not human is to taste it.
>>686301493
>not taking care of parent's grave
Your a shitty son
>>686302119
>>686301999
>>686301990
Please stop.
>>686301918
Have you even clean the shit up anon?
Or you just left it there?
>>686302260
I just left I was in tears and I couldn't handle it.
>>686297885
1. That's dog poop
2. Why did you cover your father's grave with the gravel from a fish aquarium?
3. His name was "Jack Links"? I love his jerky.
4. How long ago did he die? That stone looks awful. Bring a pressure washer the next time.
>>686302092
Something's not right here...
>>686302373
hahahaha
>shit on dad's grave
>better leave it there as a last message
>>686299133
>on my neetbux
>neetbux
wat
>>686302528
Welfare, I'm unemployed.
>>686302481
I've posted two timestamps on the picture what more do you want?
>>686302483
Seriously stop I'm going to hurt you.
>>686302373
>havent visited father's grave in years
>sees shit
>take pic
>cry back home
Wat?
Get your shit together nigger
>>686302528
He is probably living off of welfare for some kind of anxiety disorder, and with all of his free time can't make it out to clean his own father's grave
>>686302785
>Seriously stop I'm going to hurt you.
>>686302884
I'm not going to lie, your pretty accurate there. but you have to understand the anxiety makes it hard to go out.
>>686301982
i made art out of your post
>>686302989
Please.
>>686302834
I have anxiety and (please don't fucking mock me for this) seeing the grave like this really triggered me.
>>686303152
Thanks that kind of makes me feel better.
>>686303190
don't use the word triggered.
Grab a plastic sack or a newspaper from the garbage bin 50 feet away, use it to pick up the shit, and throw it away.
Alternately, stop by the caretakers who are very likely out there cutting grass on in their office and tell them to fix it.
>>686303190
Leah get off of here
Your a little dumbass. You came to b for support. Fuck. You.
Shit looks fresh
Either its you who shat or you just almost had a run in with the culprit
>>686303316
ok verified this entire thread is bait.
>>686303190
2 things
Some animal wandered into your pops grave and needed to defecate. Thats literally it. No offense was intended.
Stop being a girl about mean things said on 4chan. These people don't know a thing about you. You will never see them again.
>>686303406
? It makes me feel better that someone in commemorating his name.
>>686303721
>>>686303406
>? It makes me feel better that someone in commemorating his name.
I meant 'is' fuck I'm shaking.
>>686303316
its a plessure to help you out
>>686304051
Thanks, it's a change from the puns.
>>686302785
>Seriously stop I'm going to hurt you.
how the fuck will you do that? take an even bigger load of shit on your dad's grave doesn't hurt ME
>>686304195
They have been some pretty crappy puns.
>>686304300
Please just stop this is abuse.
>>686304387
Please.
Open, where you from? Weird way to mark a grave compared to here. Just curious, not trolling.
>>686304388
Oh please don't call the Internet police!
>>686304388
i have some evil diarrhea. mind giving me the location of your dad's grave?
>>686304455
I live in London, he's buried in a pretty small town out of London.
>>686297885
That is definitely pretty fresh animal shit.
>>686304496
Just fucking watch.
>>686304647
Fuck you.
>>686304837
found a pic of your dad
What a shitty thread
>>686303152
topkek
>>686305051
>>686305017
>>686305051
Just fucking stop, stop stop STOP FUCKING HELL.
>>686305243
why don't you just get the fuck out then?
>>686297885
Looks like his death amounted to Jack shit.
>>686297885
1 This is dog shit
2 your dad died how many decades ago? This tomb is old as fuck.
I suspect a huge lie.
>>686305430
Fuck off.
>>686305338
I just can't live knowing that people are disrespecting his memory.
>>686305614
Seven years ago. He was 60.
>>686305623
>I just can't live knowing that people are disrespecting his memory.
too late.
i already saved your shitty image and will spread it all over /b
>>686305705
This tomb is way more than 7 years old. This kind of shitty colored gravel decoration was used in the 70's until early 80's.
I continue suspecting a huge lie
i play pokemo n sometime
>>686305858
Please no (though please post it on /r/4chan so that reddit can now how much the people on /b/ are evil cunts).
>>686306078
I really dont know what to tell you. I mean for fucks sake what are you some kind of grave historian?
>>686306424
No but my job is related with graveyards and I can say you are lying. this tomb is at least 30 years old
>>686306785
You have to understand there has been little or no upkeep to the grave.
>>686303406
you think?
>>686297885
i understand you pain my vather is die too
i hate those trolls who disturbes his grave
>>686306913
I understand that you are lying.
Tbh your dad was probably a silly cunt. Would shit on his grave too if I could
This is a troll thread, or op is a shitty fucking child. I'm not sure what is worse.
>>686307540
Fuck you
looks like the grave of a loser
I'd shit on it too
let me know somehow when you die so I can shit on yours as well
>>686307776
Please, stop your putting me in a state of misery.
>>686307655
I would fuck you on top of ya dead cunt of a farther.
He is less shriveled now in death than he was in life.
>>686307866
Fuck off faggot.
I'd dig up the cunts grave and shit in his corpses eye sockets. Fag
>>686308016
OK, now that was barely a coherent insult nigger.
>>686308194
Your really pushing me over the line.
>>686297885
That's clearly dog shit. Trust me I'm an expert in dog shit.
>>686308211
If that was incoherent in your eyes, it seems you are the ignorant, uneducated NIGGER!
HANG YOURSELF SO I CAN SHIT ON YOUR GRAVE
>>686308406
Please please please no stop fuck.
>>686297885
It's a dog shit, looks like labrador sized.
>>686308487
Your daddy should have educated you correctly before the worthless shit died.
He deserved to die and then be shit on.
>>686297885
Dogshit, from the looks of it.
Your dad probably spent a good portion of his life scraping it off his boots, no reason you can't do it for him in death.
Suck it up, buttercup. My grandfather's grave is a park bench that niggers like to graffiti periodically. I clean it up only if it's shitty graffiti or tags because grandpa liked people.
He also invited a bunch of bangers in his neighborhood to graffiti his garage with a mural so he could have some bright color in his yard.
Seriously, I've never seen so many kids from different gangs with so much spray paint while an old white guy in his favorite armchair THEY HAULED OUT TO THE LAWN FOR HIM watched them paint his garage for free while he gave them lemonade and cookies.
We're talking like Vietcong and Mexican and Niggnoggy bangers while this old white guy smiles and tells them he loves the artwork they're doing on his garage.
>my grandpa was either one of the cleverest men I ever knew or the most racist. I never knew, but fuck if he didn't have a garden that freaking sparkled every given day
>other story - one day my grandpa's car got stolen. Next day it was back, parked in front, with an apology note taped to the window, full tank of gas, and a reference that the issue was being taken care of, he didn't need to worry about his car ever again
Grandpa also donated most of his stuff to the local kids' center; lots of the hoodrats still look up to him
>asshole who bought grandpa's house tore down the garage
>every time I drive by there's graffiti on the house - not the shitty parking spot the garage used to be, the HOUSE
>dude keeps showing up to community meetings yelling about his house being graffitied all the time
>no other houses on the street get that treatment
>maybe should have left grandpas fucking garage alone, shithead
>>686299510
Your dad should be ashamed he raised such a pussy
>>686309201
Your grandpa sounds like he was an ideal human being. Rip.
>>686309201
Fuck man, now that made me feel better not only was it awesome it was fucking inspirational .
>>686309201
Your grandfather was a great man, RIP.
>>686310549
I think it's what he would have wanted. Except the shut that's going to far.
>>686301493
>I just haven't been able to take care of it very well.
no shit. we can tell
>>686301316
Fucks sake I just looked back through the thread and noticed this joke. How many have I missed?
I know how you feel bro. People fucked with me and my family a lot so whenever something is off I suspect foul play. It really looks like dog poop.a human would of squatted down right in the center or something. Dog poop had a certain smell usually as well. Clean it off and make the grave look nice. Everything is OK bro.
>>686311484
Thanks for giving some empathy man.
>>686297885
Did your dad die in 1892? Cuz the wear and lichenification on the limestone would suggest so. And that's dog shit.
>>686301387
>Why would I just go into a grave yard searching for shit just to pump the internet with entertainment for you fags.
Because that kind of shit happens on /b/
>>686312217
He died in 2009.
>>686312370
It's not dogshit. I changed my mind. It's bullshit.
>>686297885
Looks like your mother got there first.
Hey guys, we buried my Mom last week and I think someone may have vandalized her grave. What do you think?
>pic related
>>686313073
That sucks, looks like they had to get a real kick in. They must have had something serious against her...
>>686313073
Prolly just wind
I haven't read through all the "discussion" ITT but know a lot of dogs and that looks like dog shit to me OP.
>>686313073
that was clearly caused by dog shit (dog shit breaks stone)
as opposed to OP which is clearly human shit (no broken stone in sight)
>>686313897
Yeah. I can tell from the pixels and having felt a lot of dogshit in my day
>>686313995
Thanks for clearing that up.
>>686299875
>>686301890
>>686297885
I'm guessing this is like going on ebay to look for a stolen bike. You go on b/ to look for the person who took a shit on your father's grave.
>>686297885
Sorry for joining late. Why is there a smoke stack on your dads grave?
This thread is shit
>>686314582
He smoked so much cock during his life they had to chimney his casket for public safety
>>686314582
read the thread, guy was an arsonist
>>686297885
Nice grave..
>>686314738
>>686314775
>>686297885
I shat on his grave cuz he was a shitty person.
Seriously tho isn't it a groundskeeper job to clean shit?
>>686297885
Op im 100% sure that's raccoon shit sall good man
>>686314861
Yeah. The fucking aquarium rocks were a good touch
>>686315477
No it ain't
>do you even raccoon scat bro
assholes walk their dogs in graveyards
>>686297885
Sorry I had kidney stones
>>686297885
what are u waiting for , get on your hands and knees and clean that shit up you worthless son letting your fathers grave be desecrated
>>686316123
So you flew to Britain and pinched a loaf on some dudes grave and it happened to be OP's dad? Duuuuude
