what would you if you actually came across a herd of fluffies?
>>686296907
Probably pet it and move on with my day
>>686296975
I honestly doubt it would just let you leave
Gun it down and fuck the remains.
No lube.
>>686297187
Oh shit mybad, thought we were talking bout furries..
>>686296907
Adopt it and be nice, while still playing mindgames with it and laughing at its limited intelligence.
>>686296907
>>686297143
If they looked like that I'd just ignore them. If they were smaller and can actually talk then idk if my abuse urges would kick in.
would keeping an alicorn in my pocket net me some sweet highschool girl poon?
>>686298281
Sauce of picture
>>686298421
>>686296907
probably get bit.
>>686298552
Fuck you nigger, reading the filename didn't help me.
>>686299104
its not my fault you cant find something even when it gives the artist name.
>>686299104
The artist is named "Fwufee" if I'm not mistaken. Go to the fluffybooru and type in the search:
artist:fwufee
You're welcome, I'm trying to do a good deed of helping autists across the globe.
>>686299104
Newfag detected
>>686298552
Her panties are so questionable
>>686299104
Then you are beyond any possible solution we are willing to bring
>>686299306
questionable is one of the categories.
Break out the 12 gauge, and blow them into dogfood.
I'd pillow the mares and foals
the herd would have to take care of them since you can't abandon females
>>686299676
I've been looking for this. Thanks!
>>686299258
who is the seed demon in this pic?
>>686299258
This gives me such an erection. Would fuck her as the fluffys screamed in the back ground.
>>686299861
Fwuffee had two sister characters. One ran a fluffy sanctuary, the other was an abuser.
>>686299821
Before I finish reading this...this isnt hugbox right?
>>686300086
weirdbox par excellence
>>686300055
oh I see any more pics with
her in them?
>>686299258
>>686300220
does it have any form of abuse?
>>686300086
at first looks like weirdbox, but I've never read this story
>>686300245
i just might have a few
>>686300270
oh ffs
>fluffy sheds long winter fluff
>owner goes to get trash bin to collect fluff
>comes back to see the fluff turned into a new fluffly
happy now
>>686300333
Checked.
Give it carrots and kisses and roll around with it in the grass
>>686300433
Tis thread of fluffy ponies pleases me greatly!
she was younger in the older art
>>686300453
nigga I'm only into fluffy ABUSE. Not weird box, especially not hugbox. A simple yes or no would've sufficed instead of typing all that to you dumb nigger. I certainly didnt want to waste my time reading all that story if it wasn't what I wanted.
>>686300640
Jesus you're autistic. But we're in a fluffy thread so I guess that makes you double autismo?
>>686298078
what about a VR game?
Warning: Dumping some current but unfinished comics
>>686301001
>>686301124
>>686301278
>>686301001
>>686301124
>>686301278
This is good. I haven't seen this before.
>>686301461
oh sweet fuck this smarty better fucking suffer.
>>686296907
>>686297143
I think artist-kun's fluffies actually looked like these when he first started.
And these would also look more like fluffies with bright colors and stubby legs.
>>686301461
>>686301466
its actually based on a story by another booru member, so even though its not drawn up yet, I know how it ends.
>>686301636
this page is the newest, came out 24 hours ago or so, so maybe another new one tonight. As of now, its the last one available
>>686301636
Can you link me to the story? I can't seem to find it on the booru.
>>686301001
>>686301124
>>686301278
>>686301461
>>686301636
Amusingly, just days before this comic started someone complained about the hypocrisy of wanting to abuse fluffies but first writing a five-page explanation about how it's justified. This comic is a living parody of the whole concept of justified abuse.
>>686301636
What's the name of the story?
>>686301846
>>686302083
its a six part story called "woes of a new owner" by iasche
>>686302017
The author actually presents an interesting spin on "smawty syndrome" The fact the the MC doesnt actual want to abuse Skippy is interesting
>>686302083
I found it.
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/36751#search=user_id%3D3288
Dropping some of my other favorite artist : McGonagall, AKA Mr Magow Magow
Today on mythbusters... fluffys!!!
>>686302482
>>686302622
>>686300602
my sides
>>686296907
Be nice to them. I'm not cruel to animals. Very unmanly in my opinion. No one gets respect for punking a punk.
>>686302725
>>686297508
>>686302994
At least that makes the part about fucking them less weird.
>>686302950
>>686303280
>>686303453
>>686296907
Laugh
>>686303552
and now for the fake last page.
>>686302323
That just makes it an even more typical smarty abuse story. The MC is a completely sensible guy, that the fluffy must literally shit on everything to drive him to abuse it. But the end result is the same: fluffy gets abused. In the end the only difference between regular and smarty abuse is that you've been willingly getting angry at imaginary characters.
>>686304340
well, i could spoil the ending for you, but im too lazy to actually place it in spoilers
>>686304981
>>686305413
LOL!
>>686300876
Dude, neither eightchan's fluffy board, nor fluffybooru nor these threads can get a simple fluffy simulator game project on its feet. You think a fluffy VR game is feasible?
>>686296907
>unzip
ignore them or take a quick photo with my phone and then ignore them
>>686296907
Would probably "D'aaaaaw"
But depending on wether I am in a hurry to get somewhere, I'd most likely ignore them for the most part.
If it was on my way home, or when just going forba walk or something, I'd probably pet them for a bit. Maybe get them something cheap to eat to give it to them on my way back.
I wouldn't adopt one, they're feral, and I'll probably have one as pet already, since they exist they are probably purchasable.
Cant believe no one has posted SMOKEY WAWA yet
>>686306657
Considering what a meme it has become by now, I'm surprised there aren't more variations of the theme.
>>686306982
Oh man, this requires an Undertale edit!
It depends, OP. Are they realistic fluffies like the ones in your pic or in mine? Then fuck it, too much horse-like for my taste. Are they expensive as real pets are or are they dirt-cheap to maintain as some stories say? Do they talk or not?
To many questions...
>>686307075
fuck you and you undertale shit
>>686307075
>undertale.
faggot detected.
>>686307326
>everyone wins
>except sissy
I lol'd
>>686298787
she should let the smartie enf her
>>686307899
>>686307990
>>686307964
yes
>>686308062
>>686308099
>>686308143
>>686308180
>>686308230
>>686298552
how do i save images with their original filename from 4chan? Please
If there are any science/b/ros in this thread...
Get to work on making fluffies real.
>>686308264
>>686296907
I would give them huggies and wuv
>>686308313
>>686308369
>>686308301
there is just no way giving them a brain capable of talking. The rest i can do with enough money, no doubts
>>686308457
>>686308492
>>686308551
>>686308605
>>686308640
The end.
Too bad we don't know what Iolite and Diamond's fates were...
>>686308485
A real fluffy would be impossible with current technology, but how close could we get with something like a fluffy Aibo with speech? It would be even dumber than a real fluffy, especially at understanding speech and visual recognition, but I trust it could still be an entertaining curiosity.
>>686308752
so, the owner get rid of all his fluffies? good
>>686303897
WHERE IS THE REAL ONE YOU DOUBLE NIGGER
>>686308299
You dont newfag
Taser then Murder with bat
>>686307964
>not fucking her in front of the smarty
>not making sure the smarty will never enjoy "special hugs"
>>686296907
Same as I always do, leave no DNA, shoot them in the head and put them in the well.
>>686299258
>sky gawd
I like this idea of human being deified by fluffies.
>>686311996
Humans are already basically gods to the fluffies.
Speaking of gods, does anyone know the story about a man who starts re-enacting the old testament with a pair of fluffies? I think it was called "The Fluff Testament". It was also very old story, and had plenty of weird early headcanons in it.
>>686311996
I like it better when they call it sky-baww, big-baww or yewow-baww.
>>686312193
/thread
>>686312331
My favorite kind of abuse. The fluffy has no one to blame but itself and random chance.
>>686301815
>you're not the real sponge bob
>>686312193
No, that's MLP abuse.
>>686305534
Too well drawn; completely misses the point.
0/10.
>>686312877
>>686312637
+1
Accidental abuse is best.
>>686312988
>>686312949
>>686313051
>>686312949
Baiting?
>>686313198
>>686313326
Aww, that's lovely.
Aw fuck aw shit.
>>686313312
Fluffies should look jarring, wierd and stumpy, like a overly colourful mockery of life itself.
The thing in that picture just looks like some faggot's fursona.
>>686314428
sounds like you like jellenheimers!
>>686314634
stupid and pointless. no.
>>686314428
Are you a fan of Carnivious Duck? This might be the first time I've met one.
>>686314800
nope.
>>686313129
man that blond chic is thic
>>686314898
then post something you like, you colossal faggot!
>>686298078
thank god for that
>>686315617
>>686315967
>>686316115
>>686316348
>>686315867
It always makes me cringe when someone tries to make fluffy killing sound badass. This shit is so fragile which is broken by all, you don't have the right to compare that with war. :D
>>686316619
Same concept, different art styles.
Got more stuff about fluffies trying to be helpful?
>>686296907
Depends on the context.
>Out in the streets/in the park, and they're not assholes
Probably just go about my business
>In my yard and are not assholes
Explain why I can't have them there, and ask them to leave. Force them off if need be.
>Out in the streets/in the park, and they're assholes
Tell them to fuck off. If they get aggressive, maybe a punt.
>In my yard and they're assholes
Each and every single one of them is getting a punt. If the asshole levels are severe, might wanna use an aluminum baseball bat instead.
>>686297508
The same can apply to fluffies, as well.
>>686315146
Image limit reached, but i like stuff like this:
>>686315617
>>686316862
>>686316940
>Deformed and unnatural looking
>Just the worst, most horrid colour-clashes
>Stumpy, retarded, genuinely stupid
>zero sense of self-maintenance or hygiene
>And the look on their faces - either a hopeless tear-misted look of confusion and fear that the world isn't the cuddly fuzzy full-of-hugs paradise that exists for no other reason than to coo and cater to their stupid needs
>And even going even further and deliberately making things worse for them just to push that sheer confusion and discomfort they have
I love it, the look on their faces that says "Buh, buh... but the world was supposed to be rainbows and games and laughter and good food handed to you on a plate forever and ever with no downsides", then reality comes crashing down on them like a ton of bricks.
>Or a completely and utterly dumb and ignorant look because it knows so little it doesn't even understand just how completely and utterly fucking useless it is; not only to support fluffies around it, but also to even look after itself; fulfilling the most basic things you'd expect any creature to be able to do - wash itself, feed itself, stay out of danger.
Fluffies either need to be obnoxious, ignorant little bastards that think they're the king(s)/queen(s) of the world, or they should be these impossibly naive retards that just fell out of a tellitubbies episode or something.
All this "lol so ironic, i drew the fluffy, but it's like, doing something funny that you wouldn't expect a fluffy to do. check me out." or "look at me, i drew a completely proportional, artful cartoon horse using my extensive art skills and anatomical knowledge and i'm going to have it say something silly in a sort of baby-talk voice and that's a fluffy... i guess..."
It's just a waste of my time. It misses the point completely.
>>686300055
Sounds an awful lot like Mayclore's Sarah and Lucy.
Why does Mr. Magow have a herd of fluffies? I thought he disliked them.
>>686319035
The same reason any of us here who definitely dislike fluffies would have a herd.
... to make them suffer in increasingly intricate and barbaric ways.
>>686319035
Exactly - he dislikes them. That's why he has them as well as a really big crowbar. Understand?
>>686319360
>>686319374
If that's so, then what's he going to do to that smarty?
>>686319761
I dunno, I'm not the artist.
Personally I'd have preferred to see him torture the little fuck, breaking all its legs by twisting them and giving it a chilli sauce enema.
>>686308752
Huh, I'd seen some of those before, didn't realise they were part of a single story.
>>686308299
Start by deleting system32.
>>686320159
Yeah, he's gonna have to custom make some sort of saw trap for that fucker
You know those fluffies that are used as tp?
They should be called butt-fluffs. Heh.
>>686320392
Yes. Saw exactly like shit from Saw.
And on the subject of Saw; Saw is exactly why i cannot take anyone who thinks this fluffy shit is some kind of next-level otherworldly crazy shit seriously.
People, in mass, love to watch actors get fucking tortured. The plot is shit, the camera work is shit, everything about Saw is stupid and shit. I don't enjoy the movies, i don't enjoy watching humans get tortured because i have this shit called empathy, but i absolutely realize how and why people DO like it.
Before we became human, we had to be monsters.
To survive.
And building houses and saying 'please' and 'thank you' didn't magically remove these things from our psyche.
It's an outlet for a natural, inevitable build-up of dark, almost psychotic aggression.
Nobody gets their diseases cured by pretending they don't have a disease, and humans won't ever solve their psychotic inner rage by pretending they don't have any.
whatcare fluffies?
