Cousin is asleep in the next room, how can I get in bed with her?
Also wincest and greentext thread
Im at work and need this thread to jerk off.
Bump.
tell her you cant sleep
>>686290345
Have more beers. Go in room drunk with your dick wagging. Be drunk. Try for sex
If rejected. Oh I was drunk derp
If sex, oh I was drunk derp
Isn't this how you millennial shit bags do it?
>>686289176
photo mathafacka. Do you have it?
>>686291461
No photo fam her doors closed.. if You guys convince me to get in there some how i will deliver my findings
Nigga you are about to be uninvited to ALL family functions because you are F-ing around. Just walk in pull your D out and say in the words of the great F master Bill Cos "Either we F-ing or I'm F-ing! Are U tthirsty? "
Knock on door, stop being a faggot. Don't go for sex straight away but go for bed, then work her up
Tell her you want to put it in her butt, works 60% of the time, every time
>>686293484
you fucked that quote up. never use it again
Your cousin is @alexisrodxxx ?
>>686292123
Get more beer.....
OP here
3am here too late to get more
Also pic not her
What do I might just walk in wake her up say I can't sleep
>>686294230
Do It
>>686294230
If you don't have more alcohol, the 'I can't sleep' thing is your best option
>>686294230
At least that's less autistic than wagging your dick in her face or just straight up raping her. The other anon that said be prepared to never go to a family function again is speaking truth.
>>686294230
you cant just say you cant sleep you gotta have a reason
tell her you had a nightmare, that she had died of cancer that started out as a little melanoma on her right butt cheek/tit or something and it would make you feel better if you both checked it out
>>686294888
fuck your trips I now need eye bleach
>>686294790
Why no family events?
>>686294834
Late night kek's
>>686294230
tbh and to the disappointment of the /b/rothers, it would probably be best if you did this sleep over thing a few more times before you make your move. Steadily bring more/stronger booze. On the night you make your move, bring extra and make it seem like you're having a rough time.
>>686294888
Nice trips
Any more tips /b/ros?
Countdown 5 mins
>>686289176
me and my cousin fucked twice. Just act as you would act with any other girl. You'll both regret it though
drug her and post some pics
>>686295287
pics before you wake her
>>686295146
Thank you for your wisdom
I have been over a few times, but things i would imagine would get easier and more excusable if more alcohol were involved
>>686295505
you seriously have no alcohol? Does sho smoke / vape?
>>686295315
Regret it enough to have said it was a mistake?
>>686295696
Yeah man I am at her place.. nothing anywhere
Does me leaving for a 5month trip in a weeks time work in my favor at all?
>>686295806
Well, I would do it again so no. But it can give you a lot of troubles you dont need
>>686296003
yes
"I have been thinking about leaving and I just want to be close to you right now"
>>686294790
You are correct he has missed his workable window that would have allowed him an out. On top of family functions he better have a plan be for right now if this whole Happy Gilmore crashes and she freaks the F OUT.
Save it for another day wiith more liquor and a better plan.
Op here lads
Alright then fuck it I'll go.. nothing ridiculous but dubs decides how I begin my adventure
>>686289176
go sneak a pic of her so we can see what she like
>>686296369
>>686296491
check em 69 tells no lies
>>686296491
if she was a porn catagory what would she be OP?
>>686296634
way to long boring
>>686296462
You sound wise, experience? Care to share. May listen to you and wait for another opportunity
>>686296581
Her door is closed and it squeaks real bad if i go in.. I am committing
>>686296628
Haha she isn't 18 will it still be effective?
>>686296787
Pawg
I ate out my cousin when we were both really young. We also made out. Do I regret it? Yeah but I'm still a virgin so that's probably the only sexual thing I've done so far. Did it fuck me up? Yeah because my whole view of sex changed after that, I saw it as taboo thing and I was ashamed of myself. We eventually got caught and my cousin got beat harshly by my aunt. My mom didn't give a fuck I think she just told me to not do it again.
I guess you can say I was sexually ahead of everybody else in my 1st grade class. My cousin wanted to suck my dick but I didn't want to because I thought it was some cuck shit. Deep down I felt ashamed for what I did.
Don't fucking do it OP. Go find a girl that actually isn't fucking related to you. At least with a stranger you can just forget about them.
>>686295143
If you mess it up, which is very likely, she's going to tell and nobody is going to want you around their kids because you might creep on any of their kids. You will be seen as an unsafe person. How is this not obvious? Are you literally autistic? If you are serious about hooking up with her, treat her like a girl you want to hook up with. Talk with her, do fun things with her, drink together, make physical contact in a NOT creepy way like touch her shoulder when you laugh at a joke of hers, hug her, maybe when you're closer cuddle while watching a movie. Only when you're really close with her can you make a move. I would still suggest alcohol for it, but don't try it while she's sleeping. If you try to molest her in her sleep be prepared for jail.
>>686296003
When she wakes up tell her that you want to hang out with her a lot before you leave because you know you're going to miss her so much. Then date her like you would any other girl, but don't tell her of your intentions. I suggest you don't try anything before you leave, but when you return you could act really excited and kiss her, then play it off like you just got overexcited if she gets upset. It would be better to go back to dating her upon your return and once she initiates stuff with you, such as asking to do a date type thing, it's probably okay to make your move. I still recommend using alcohol to help smooth things over in case of failure, and to help ease her mind about being willing to fuck a family member.
>>686297578
It'll probably be more effective to date her since she gets to feel more grown up by doing things with an adult. In light of this information I really want to impress on you that if you fuck this up you are probably going to jail as well as losing your family. Take it slow and at least if you fuck it up she might not tell. By slow I mean build it up over many days. This is probably a guaranteed failure if you try some creep shit in the first few weeks of the plan.
greentexting my shit since I'm bored as fuck and killing time until I go out. It may take a while though
>>686297578
yes it should.... be young girls like to think they will be missed. snuggle and go from there.
>>686297920
Ty /b/ro
I've had my share of sexual adventures.. this has just been an idea that's developed over the years
>>686298465
She is 33 man, I am 20
>>686298293
Ty for your insight sir, she is 33 yrs old.
>>686298383
Take your time /b/ro
>>686289176
Sometimes I have those feelings with my cousins who are younger, then the time past and I'm just glad I did nothing, because then I would feel really bad, jerk off and then the thoughts will go away.
>>686299192
shit 33 she will either want it or not 30+ women are way less repressed and very open about sex
>>686294888
>Dogo trips
Try asking her if the two of you can talk privately about sexual stuff. Then alone explain to her that you're interested in her body and are often aroused. Tell her you have very limited sexual experience. Maybe you've even gotten blue balls from it and had to take care of it and it hurt a lot?
>>686289176
Just pretend you're sleep walking. Straight up walk into her room and just lay in bed with her, if she asks what's going on, just keep your eyes closed and don't say anything. If she tries to wake you up, abort mission and be like wtf how the fuck did I get here. Just me, it works.
>>686289176
Walk in the room
Lift the blanket
Climb in bed
Success
>>686299192
I misread. I thought you meant she was a minor. That age difference changes the dynamic completely. At least if you fuck up she will probably just think you a re some dumb lovestruck kid, as long as you don't try to rape her. Hugs and cuddling will be way more effective and you might be able to fuck her before you leave. New plan is: When she wakes up maybe have breakfast ready for her and tell her that you are really going to miss her when you're gone. depending on your general demeanor tears might be highly effective, but they have to be somewhat real. the dating thing won't be nearly as effective as it would be with a younger girl, but lots of hugs and cuddling with some wine during a movie is probably good. Have an excuse ready for when you kiss her, something like "Sorry, I just know I'm going to miss you so much, and I get I got a little overwhelmed" Excuse may or may not be necessary. If you are relying on her for a place to live, be prepared to get kicked out if you autism too hard. She won't let you stay over if she can't feel safe around you. This means don't creep on her in her sleep. At least if you do fuck it up she probably won't get anybody else involved.
>>686289176
Enjoy prison fag
>>686300380
That'll have to be another time /b/ro
Its 4 am lol
>>686300547
Possibly, she has fallen asleep with the tv blasting. I'm thinking I can go in there initially to turn it down but then maybe get into bed and see what comes from it
>>686300656
I am tempted
All the /b/ros are divided 50 50.
>>686301232
Just do it pussy
51 - 50 verdict is in.
>>686301232
Go for it. Carpe these nuts or some shit.
Anyway post a pic of her from her Fb or some shit. Is she worth it?
>>686301116
Sounds like a good idea, and no i don't rely on her for a place.
Should I at least try go in there and turn the tv down?
>>686298293
this nigga is srs
>>686301450
Do it. Go tur the tv off but make sure you have a raging boner and maybe she will mention it as a joke. Idk.
Have u thought about just jerking off in to her toilet?
>Be me at 14
>Already a horny devious bastard
>Cousin just turned 11, she's half black mix
>Cousin already understands concept of sex
>Cousin spends the night with me and my brother
>Brother more interested in playing games
>Me and my cousin build a fort
>Asks her if shes ever done anything she shouldn't
>I start with simple questions like "Ever broke something and got away with it?"
>Slowly progressed to questions like "Ever showed your privates to someone?"
>She tells me she has, i ask if she wants to play truth or dare
>She agrees to play
>I begin with daring her to show me her pussy
>She dares me to show her my cock
>we side track and talk about sex
>Dares her to sit on my lap
>She holds my cock and rubs it against her pussy, she's wet
>We prod each other but get no successful penetration
>Were both Amateurs
>Dares cousin to put my cock in her mouth
>She gives me a mild BJ
>She gets into it, she even listens when i say lick your tounge around it
>I cum a little in her mouth and mostly on her face
>We go clean up before parents come back inside from drinking in the backyard
>>686301440
Unfortunately b/ro she doesn't use fb otherwise I would have flooded thread..
She is about a 6.5 maybe 7 face and a 9 body
Booty/10
>>686301412
Finally thank you for the swing in majority
Kek
>>686301662
Have u eaten grilled cheese within the past week?
>>686301628
Crossed my mind, I'll see how the t.v thing goes
>>686301611
Nice dubs, confirmed b/ro ty
Will be back at with results
>>686301894
So much grilled cheese
>>686301662
Same anon here
>Be me a year later
>Cousin has been getting around with other family members
>Brother and most male cousins went camping
>Had summer school
>12 yr old cousin, 10 yr old cousin come over
>Parents usual routine of chatting and drinking in the backyard and garage
>Previously had 10yr cousin suck my cock when she was younger
>She blurts out "Anon made me lick his peepee"
>12yr old cousin shuts door and says "me too" "wanna play truth or dare again?"
>She's excited and gets my other cousin excited
>12yr old cousin starts us off and dares me to pull my cock out
>She dares 10 yr old cousin to suck on it while she licks my shaft
>Best feeling ever at 15
>Learned easier positions to get a dick inside a girl
> Has both cousins lay doggy style on the bed
>Prods my 12 year old cousin and slips tip inside her
>She loves it but it still hurts her, she passes me onto my 10 yr old cousin
>Prods her but never gets it in
>12 yr old couins gets completely naked and we fuck for a few minutes
>Hears a parent come in
>We quickly turn the wii on as if nothing happened
Ohhh shit this Finna be hella dank bro
Can't wait for these results
Kekcuck420l337lolz
>>686301662
Cute anon
I'd like to read a little more mature stories if you know of any?
>>686289176
Is that her in pic?
>>686302200
Nah.. ass equivalent
Nice dubs
Keep thread alive brb
Tag me in bro ill go for ya
>>686294888
kek, nice trips faggot
Bumping to keep this alive. Best of luck OP, Im rootin for you
>>686302127
mmm
>>686298383
>be about 12
>one day, uncle comes to our house with female cousin
>apparently aunt is like depressed as hell, has to spend lot of time in tha hospital, uncle has to stay with her
>cousin will stay with us during the week so that she can go to school
>sleeps in my bedroom cause we're poor as fuck and the house is super small
>anyways, about a year later
>discover the wonderful world of fapping
>hard to do it without her noticing, so have to do it in the bathroom like 98%of the time
>come from school specially horny one day
>eat something for dinner and go to bed
>stealthy fapping
>'anon, are you asleep? you're breathing like you're having a nightmare or something
>pretend to be asleep
>same thing happens other times
>forget to lock the bathroom door once, she surprises me, but tells nobody
>with time I just start wanking careless when we both go to bed
>doesnt say a word to my parents
>feel weird but comfortable for me since I can do it whenever I want
>some time later she starts doing the same
>we look at each other doing it but never touch
>first time she touches is one night when I'm about to finish
>keep giving her tips and indications on how I do it
>like 'not so fast', 'dont be so rough' and stuff like that
>every now and then she hops to my bed and helps me, as she calls it
>does her research and such, becomes a master of handjobs
>always holds the cum in her hands and runs to the bathroom, which is cute as fuck
>about a year later I do the same thing and 'help her'
>receive a handjob or a gobby almost every night
>>686301662
>>686302127
Anon here again
>10 yr old cousin leaves
>Just me and my 12 year old cousin
>Old enough to babysit
>Parents go to a bar
>Immedietly we go into grandparents bed room and i eat her pussy out
>She's more eager to have me fuck her to eat her out
>Shoves my cock in her once more missionary
>Still an amateur
>She says it doesn't hurt as much anymore
>Asks her to get on her knees
>accidently slips and pushes too deep in her
>She cries a little
>We stop for a moment then continue
>She asks "If you pee inside me, will it get me pregnant?"
>I told her no, i have to cum inside you
>"Cum?"
>I tell her lets finish
>I feel my balls clench and shoot some cum barely on her pussy but mostly on her stomach
>She thinks shes gonna get pregnant
>She doesn't wanna do this again till half a year later
don´t 404 on me
>>686302522
>be like 15
>try sex for the first time
>says a friend of her (hateful bitch she was) has done it and loved it
>keep telling her to try it but she's not sure
>one night she hops on my bed and says she wants to try
>undress completely
>weird as fuck, tries to put my dick inside but says it hurts too much
>try a few times, we even manage to put it inside her ass by accident, looks like she's about to die in pain
>dick goes flaccid and hard again, starts hurting as well
>ends up sitting on my lap and placing my dick between her thights. moves till I cum
that's like our first time, if you like it I'll keep writing, have like another half an hour
>>686302638
it's nowhere near 404 u stupid nigger faggot motherfucking asshole bitch cunt
>>686302527
cont.
>>686302718
go an hero, faggot, rooting for it, you fucking twat
>be me
>10 years old
>10 year old cousin comes over to stay, mom puts us in same bedroom thinking we gonna watch TV before bed.
>nope.jpg
>soon as its dark we get down
>can't stick it in, don't know how.
>she grinds on me while i lick her prepubescant nipples
>dry cum like a motherfucker
>lick her puss but smells like wee
>still make her cum from all the fingering
>mfw she was molested at a young age
>don't give a fuck, was awesome
>still fap about it to this day
>>686302816
here you go you sissy faggot pussylipped nigger
>>686302527
Conclusion
>Gets invite to cousins
>Only male cousin there is 7 year old one
>He goes to bed early
>Black cousin and 10 year old cousin are there
>Be me 15 and already know what i'm planning
>They ask me to build them a bed fort on bunk beds upstairs
>Aunt has to go pick up her husband at 10
>Perfect timing
>Me and My older cousin get under the blankets half way while 10 yr old cousin watches
>Black cousin wearing white tights and yellow panties
>Pulls them down and starts fucking her
>She loves it more than ever
>10 year old cousin wants a turn after her
>She rubs my balls and shaft
>Tells her to get ready
>She pulls up her dress and spreads her pussy like her brother taught her
>She told me what her brothers do to her
>Only gets tip in but keeps my hips moving till she cums
>She doesn't understand orgasm and says it feels like she has to pee
>Goes back to black cousin
>Black cousin sucks my cock till i'm ready to bust
>She says wait and takes me over to our younger cousin
>She has her suck on my tip and cum on her mouth
>She says it tastes salty and accidently swallows some
>Half a year later, cousin accidentally brags about what we did and we get caught.
>>686302969
lol, usomad
brb guys
/b/ to troll wizchan plz answer this: http://www.strawpoll.me/5448017
>>686303094
Kek great ending
>>686303988
88 says we have to vote on 'nationalist'.
checked.
>>686301232
Possibly, she has fallen asleep with the tv blasting.
was probably up loud to mask fapping sounds
>>686289176
anything happening OP?
