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>b fags how do you fuck your ass without getting a gross shitting feeling? Also post fag stories/traps etc.
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>>686222160
PAUL FOGGARTY
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>>686222160

you have to be hard bro
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>be trans
>meet with guy
>dont tell him I am mtf till after our date
>i come out and he is visibly upset
>go to apologize for (essentially) lying and he punches me in the face

You said post fag stories so here ya go
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keep doing it till you find what you like
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>>686222160
That is a sexy fucking ass that needs a dick
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>>686222732
Use lube or what? Everytime anything bigger than a finger feels like reverse shitting and turns me off
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>>686223463
duh lube
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>>686222160
Enema before session or encounter. Usually more than one, till everything comes out clear.

Surprisingly, anal feels really, really good. The prostate likes to be happy in absence of regular sex.
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>>686222160
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>>686222160
Do it more often. Buy a small and medium sized butt plugs and practice keeping those in your butt at random times to get used to the sensation of being filled up. Get some dildos and practice with those. The more you use your ass, the more you come to like it. Then you get to the point where it feels so fucking good that you'd rather do it every time rather than fap like a normie.
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>>686224768
Yeah that's the point
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>>686225704
Ooo okay thanks anon
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>>686222160
>gross
>shitting feeling

pick one.
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>>686222724
Ahah, what - i bet he wouldnt be complaining or upset if you sucked his dick
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>>686222160
Use lots of lube, also if you fuck yourself really fast it feels sooooo goood..
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>>686227798
Can confirm. I like it fast with some hair conditioner or aloe Vera
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>>686227798
Yep this OP. Go slow until you can fit your dildo al the way up without it hurting, then just fucking go to town, i ised to only go about as fast as i would fap and it always felt nice until i discovered that the fast i go, the better it feels - i came only from anal once after about 10 mins of me ram fucking myself with my sisters dildo...
That was fucking intense man.
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>>686228727
did she see you using it and joined u sucking your cock?
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Tread carefully. I used to jack off only to straight porn but got curious and put a finger up my ass. Now I jack off to gay porn and traps daily, whilst cramming random things into my anus. It seems I've caught a case of the homosexual.
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prostate stimulation tips?
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>>686228144
yeeeesh

no hair products. terrible for the lining in your poophole

best stick to anal lube. stuff's perfect for jacking like normal also. super thick

pic related, best out there imo
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Have any of you had threesomes with a couple?

I kinda want to have a three some with a trap. My gf and I have discussed it and a girl or guy would be OK, but having both in one package sounds hot. We'really both a little bi but mostly straight so a trap could fuckeep her while I fuck the trap.
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>>686222160
Shove it inside of you as hard as you can; even if it hurts at first.
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>>686230250
DUDE, that's the best thing that could happen to you, if you have any chance do it without thinking it
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>>686222724
But why would you date a redneck?
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>>686230465
I've heard things can be weird after a three some, do you have experience?
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>>686222160
honestly you need to get over whatever your hangups are. its masterbation dude, theres straight dudes who get off on prostate play and pegging and all that shit.

quit seeing it however ur seeing it and just try to have a good orgasm jesus
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>>686222724
>be trans
>end life
>big party
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>>686222160
either dont eat for 8 hrs
OR
get an anal douche from CVS for like $12
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>>686229242
No i wish. I was thinking about fuckng her though whilst i shoved her dildo up my ass.. i sometimes hear her masturbating through the walls and it turns me on.
We are closer i think now because we have both had that vibrating rubber cock inside us, maybe even up both our asses.
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>>686230250
it's not that weird if you are really cool with your couple, it's great dude, but i don't know what your girl thinks about that, and since everyone thinks different... but talk with her a lot, that makes good things happen
>getting a blowjob from a woman and a trap at the same time
> tight ass, and a tight pussy after
Don't think about it, just do it
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>>686231017
post a faceless pic
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>>686222724
I'm a fan of traps and even I see why that's a shitty, shitty thing to do. Not everyone is into traps, you deserve whatever you get for lying (or witholding that kind of information). It's probably a huge kick in the dick to realize that your pickup skills only worked on a perverted man and that's exactly how most people will see it. Not to mention the damage it'd do to his reputation if someone else found out, which is somewhat likely if anyone with a good eye for Adam's apples saw you two leave.

Next time, please think of what you're putting the poor bastard through.
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>>686231288
Of my sis?
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>>686232134
Yes
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>>686224768
ACE DETECTIVE
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>>686232211
I dont have any wins, unfortunately.
Ive been spying on her when she ises her phone, hoping that i see her password so i can snoop for wins, but ok ill try find a good pic on her social media
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>>686232465
Not nudes, just her body man
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Should I let my gf peg me? Tbh the big thing I have against it is I think it'd be weird to have cold plastic in me. She really wants to.
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>>686228727
i used to fuck my ass with my sisters dildo too, she had a fairly big rabbit dildo, so it wasn't the greatest. that fuckin clit thing did absolutely nothing for me
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>>686232817
Yes
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>>686222724
you deserved it
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>>686232817
you can warm it up with your mouth
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>>686222724
Why didn't you tell him? Like you probably didn't deserve to get punched but you probably deserved to be yelled at. idk I guess it was just a date and not like he kissed you or anything. But still. Why?
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>>686222724

this to me is the moral equivalent of not volunteering the fact that you have an STD prior to fucking someone.
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>>686232624
This is the best one of her body i could find.
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>>686233858
Do you disclose that you're a homophobic redneck with extremely primitive social attitudes before going out on dates? Because I'd be offended to be seen with you in public and then find out afterward.
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>>686232817
depends on if your relationship can handle giving her that kind of dominance over you. if youre not worried about her telling your friends and family, go for it. only reason i dont let my gf peg me: bitch's got a big mouth.
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>>686234475
Go whiteknight somewhere else
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>>686234639
Faggot
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>>686234475
Fag
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>>686235120
No, I was being serious, /pol/ kid. I don't want to accidentally touch one of you freaks without knowing what you are.
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>>686232914
Fag detected
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>>686231070
Disgusting
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>>686235289
>2016
>being triggered by the cold hard reality that you're a freak
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>>686235289
Faggot detected
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>>686235460
Fag found
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>>686235525
Nice try freakshow
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is it gay to fap to this
http://xhamster.com/movies/1809460/fuck_me_raw_2.html

around 14:20, that's hot as fuck
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>>686235611
Faggot found
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>>686235636
yeah thats gay
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I used to wait until everybody but me had gone out to do something (socially awkward, didn't want to be with my family), then I'd head to my sister's room and try out her clothes.

Does that count, /b/? I live alone now and have been thinking about getting a dress and boots to wear casually.
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>>686222160
i'm trans, just finished bathing after riding my dildo to climax 3 times in a row

life is gud yo
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>>686235409
>>686235460

I mean, look at these hillbilly freaks. They live in filthy trailers, eat wild animals they scrape of the road, and drink moonshine from stills with lead pipes. Who knows what diseases they might have? They should have to wear badges so you know who they are and can cross the street to avoid them. Filthy subhuman rednecks.
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>>686222160
Why are you using greentext?
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>>686222724
Holy shit, what the fuck is wrong with you? That was entirely deserved, tell him before hand.
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>>686235792
welcome to the club, next you will be on hormones
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>>686222333
Double trips
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>>686235792
holy fuck dude. i do that too. i'm not gay, but shit. i jsut like feeling pretty. i get this gitty feeling that makes me so horny, but no girl is into that...or not the good ones
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>>686235934
I'm middle class actually and I like trans people and have a couple of online trans friends. Doesn't change the fact that they are the freaks of society. Just man up and accept the fact that to most of society you are an embarrassment.
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>>686222724
I don't believe you. If you are that convincing, then post a pic
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>>686222333
>>686222333
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>>686235792
Faggot
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>>686235869
Complete fag
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>>686222160
i'm a virgin whos so horny he's bought a silicone ass and vagina, and since i wont get real pleasure i was thinking of getting a dildo, the ones that stick to the wall...should i?
i'm kinda nervous.
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>>686236230
You're gay
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>>686236139
If bodysuits could be manufactured I'd buy that shit. No need for hormones

>>686236230
She had some pretty good outfits. Casual shit, dresses, skirts, shoes, tight-fitting leather stuff. I covered my tracks pretty well, so I've never been able to have some fun in female clothes. Best outfit I'd say was a dress that was tight on the chest but a skirt from the waist down, with some ballet flats. When my family went on holiday up north I managed to wear it for two days straight.

>>686236445
Welcome to /b/.
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>>686222333
Horry fuk
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>>686229597
True I can definitely attest that it's a slippery slope, I've managed to keep traps as my gayest I'll let myself watch
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>>686236498
its not gay if you have boobs and paint your nails and use the phrase "like totally" often
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>>686236239
Your primitive culture is the embarrassment. You're the speedbumps of history, forcing us to have the same tedious argument over and over again whenever it's time to recognize that some other maligned group is still made up of human beings with equal rights.

Oh, but BLACK PEOPLE aren't normal human beings!
Oh, but GAY PEOPLE aren't normal human beings!
Oh, but TRANSSEXUALS aren't normal human beings!

Everything about your culture and its need to spit downward onto the powerless is utterly worthless to human civilization. Do us all a favor and don't turn into murderous allahu akbars when the world finally drops it into the trashcan.
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>>686236607
hell yeah, fucking your ass while plowing a fat silicone hole sounds great
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>>686222160
Maybe this is a sign?
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>>686236633
im not...but i cant say anything redeeming here now can i?
>>686236660
sounds like you had fun. i once found a nice short black dress, not sleek, more like a little girl where the skirt is a bit of a cone like thing, and washed it for the whole week i was home alone and wore it. wore my moms bra and my ex's panties....the more i think about it i feel ashamed, but i feel so happy in them.
nice to see another person like me
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>>686237078
Whatever. Have fun killing yourself at 30
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>be trans
>find out I'm hiv positive
>continue having unprotected sex
>I'm going to die so fuck you to
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>>686237251
Already older than 30, kid, so I guess that's not going to happen.
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>>686237165
hmm, whats it feel like?
can any other anons vouch?
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>>686230250
My partner and I do these things often, swinger's clubs in the Netherlands often have 'Tranny Nights' where we go to, pretty ones we take back home for a night full of drug-induced pleasure.

Life's fun like that.
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>>686237365
you should die in the most excruciating way and burn in the deepest pit of hell
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>>686237842
seconded
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>>686237365
You are literally human trash.
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>>686222724
look on the bright side you know for sure you pass now, now quit trying to hide it
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>>686223463
clear yourself out before hand
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>>686237365
>be redneck
>leave loaded firearm on table
>my kid plays with it while i'm out
>shoots himself in the head
>oh well me and sis can have a few more

THIS LITERALLY HAPPENED GUYS
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>>686228144
wtf is wrong with you? go buy some lube
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>>686237165
i can never find a comfortable place to use my suction cup dildo, i wanna ride it without getting tired out or uncomfy after a minute or two. any ideas?
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>>686232817
well heat it up dumb ass
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>>686238899
sorry anon,never used one. kitchen?
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>>686238899
aren't those usually used in the shower?
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>>686238899
I like using the rim of my bathtub, great for straddling
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>>686238899
double dubs, checked.
also have you tried killing youself?
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>>686231418
Mods
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>>686239050
>>686239156
>>686239240
live with my family, have to be really discrete
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>>686239365
they....watch you in the shower?
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>>686239449
thin walls, cant exactly walk into and out of hallway with a big dildo
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>>686222724
Well of you didn't make him aware right away then you deserved it
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>>686239365
well if you go to college, find a public shower, pour ispropyl alcohol on floor to disenfect. and play there, if they rush you, i mean hey, its public. take as long as you like. thats what i did with my silicone toys.

else in your room, but stealthy
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if u hit the right spot it feels good :)
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>>686239365
Just take it to the bathroom in a towel, bring back in clothes. Been doing it for ages
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>>686233858
That's not even comparable.
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any other traps here that randomly stop trapping for a few months then relapse hardcore?
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>>686239736
She maybe deserved to get stood up on the next date or something comparably dishonest, but she didn't deserve violence.
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>>686239598
I guess the walls could be a problem, but just hide it in a bundle of stuff you take into the bathroom. Clothes, towel, etc. Your family might need to give each other more space if it's that big a deal. Does nobody in your family masturbate?
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>>686240144
What does it mean to relapse hardcore? I'm curious.
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>>686239798
YUM
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>>686240170
It deserves nothing of the sort. If it's going to act like a monster, it get treated like a monster.
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>>686240446
>If it's going to act like a monster, it get treated like a monster.

Bad news for you guys, I guess.
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>>686240370
turn into a complete uninhibited slut
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>>686240606
Oh! Well give me a call when you relapse hardcore, then ;)
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>>686239598
Cover it with your towel, dingus
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>>686240503
Withhold important information and get punched in the face. That's not monstrous. That's justice. Violence, fear, and hatred are very useful, very powerful. Especially when all are justified. Which in the case of the man and the beast it was.
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>>686240711
of course <3
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>>686240787
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>>686222724
See if that happened to me I would've been overjoyed and asked you to fuck that very moment. I'm not most people I guess.
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>>686240144
>>686240606
Photos?
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>>686240983
Perfect example of what the liberal left is trying to bring into our country, but it has nothing to do with what we are talking about.
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>>686241188
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>>686234475
What a dickhead
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>>686241394
Are you Alex, then?
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>>686241463
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>>686234475
>I'd be offended
I'm sure you would. By anything.

Remember, you can only TAKE offense you can't GIVE it, and no one can give it to you.
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>>686240446
So punch it right
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>>686241718
>what
>how dare you treat me the way i treat transsexuals
>anyone who gets offended by people who are different is a special snowflake bitch
>except me of course

see >>686241394
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>>686240244
live with super old fashioned grandparents, would probs get kicked out if they caught me

it'd be so much better if i could go out and find someone else to fuck me T_T
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>>686222333
What is this?
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>>686241706
If you're just going to spam memes, yes, "I know you are but what am I?" is a valid argument. If you actually wish to have a discussion, which I highly doubt you will, then I would be glad to have a discussion.

>>686241912
Correct, If someone or something sexually assaults you, you punch them, kick them, hit them, and get away from them. When the beast didn't reveal to the gentleman that he was a subhuman sexual deviant with a mental problem it was sexual harassment and assault and it got what it deserved.
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>>686230109
dries too fast imo
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>>686242536
>If someone or something sexually assaults you

Going out on a date is sexual assault?
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>>686240446
I don't think lying by omission for during one date that didn't have kissing or anything like that makes someone a monster. If I found out a girl was actually mtf after a date, I'd be like oh ok bye forever then and maybe demand half the money for dinner back. I wouldn't punch her.
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>>686242785
Under false pretense, yes, it is. Make no mistake, the human IS the victim here, not the degenerate. He was lead to believe that he was going to be dating a human woman, not some sort of gender dysphoriac half-breed creature. His response was not only natural, but proper.
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>>686240170
I personally wouldn't punch him, but I would be livid for sure. Hey if you're a tranny alright whatever, but be up front about it. Don't pretend to be a girl and then tell me you're actually a dude. I wouldn't blame someone for throwing a punch.
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>>686243309
>Under false pretense, yes, it is.

Going out on a date - without there being any physical contact necessarily - is sexual assault?
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>>686222333
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>>686243117
>>686243315
Perhaps neither of you would, and that is fine, but we, as beings, human or otherwise, are all different. We will have different reactions to situations. His was hatred, disgust, betrayal, and fear, and thus he responded as best he could: A punch to the face. Misleading someone does that. And it's rightfully earned.
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>>686243895
>someone agreeing to disagree on 4chan
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>>686222724

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>686243781
This is an imageboard. You just read my post. You just quoted my post. What about that do you not understand? Are you trying to change my mind? You won't. It's sexual harassment. Also if you read the original post Link [>>686222724] It doesn't mention physical contact, nor does it NOT mention physical contact. The beast already admits that it is a liar through omission, thus there may have been physical contact that it is not telling us about.
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>>686244699
Make no mistake, I wouldn't have punched the beast either, and probably would have kept going out with it and using it for casual sex. But I can see why it got punched, and I say it was well deserved.
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>>686222724
i would want to know it before. if you are really that passable: great. but i don't like to be lied about basic things.
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>>686234475
A shitty personality is different than genitals dumbass.

I don't think a tranny deserves to get punched in the face for that, but not letting somebody know that you have a dick between your legs when they're expecting a vagina is a dick move.
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>>686223463
warm water helps.
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>>686222724
I'd be thrilled about being lied to. Even better would be to find out when I pull your panties down.
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>>686239798
love the raphe
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im not gay but i'd fuck a couple of these traps in the ass while stroking her cock.
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Warm enema, start small go big!!!
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>be 18
>kissless handholdless virgin
>desperate to get laid
>find anonidate(now dead)
>message all girls in my are
>2 responses
>one girl one trap
>message both get aims
>talking with trap
>eventually she asks me "do you want me?"
>FUCK YES
>drive to her apartment
>we make out
>we do drugs
>we fuck
>fwb til she goes home for the summer

best month of my life
pic related is the trap
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I'm very seriously considering starting HRT to go MtF next year. I think I'd just barely pass. Should I do it?
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>>686248092
Not bad
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>>686248092
now i am envy
good for you, anon
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>>686222160
You don't.
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>>686222160
Kinda comes with practice my first few times felt that way but now it's fucking magical
Also it helps to have something up there like a butt plug that way it stays up there but isn't moving In and out of your ass it will help
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>>686229597
Or maybe you have just been a faggot all along
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how do i find traps/shemales in my area? i wanna try this out.
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>>686230799
What about self fucking and sucking, is that getting weird?
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>>686247786
>>686248063
>>686248831
Gross, pls stop posting
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>>686244866
I was trying to clarify whether you were claiming that the simple act of going out on a date could - in itself - be an act of sexual assault. Incredibly, I guess you are.

>went out on a date with a girl
>she didn't brush her teeth beforehand
>disgusted, didn't consent to that
>literally sexual assault

Ok, that makes sense.

>if you read the original post
>Link [>>686222724]
>painfully newfag
>It doesn't mention physical contact
>nor does it NOT mention physical contact

And you assume it meant physical contact because you're the kind of person who owns more than three firearms and fantasizes about using them to kill intruders.

>It's sexual harassment

So now you've downgraded your assessment to "sexual harassment". Well, I hate to say it, but committing an actual assault is not an appropriate or legal response to sexual harassment. You might understand that if you hadn't been raised by, I assume,
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>>686246189
>not letting somebody know that you have a dick between your legs when they're expecting a vagina is a dick move.

Ok, nothing wrong with thinking that or being upset. However, that doesn't mean you can just attack that person like a barbarian.

I'm surprised you people don't know more about the people you date, and it's not like there aren't many other kinds of surprising non-disclosures possible when meeting random people. But the intensely vicious and angry responses to this one issue in particular should concern intelligent, well-adjusted members of our society.
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>>686242536
I'll save you girls! leave her alone polfag huzzah!
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>>686251723
Both of you are faggots, but if you're going to get on someone about a 'downgrade', at least learn the difference between assault and battery.
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>>686253698
forgot pic
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>>686222160
>Also post fag stories/traps etc.

i can only be with a man when dressed as a girl
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>>686252178
>However, that doesn't mean you can just attack that person like a barbarian.
Can you not read?

>>686246189
>I don't think a tranny deserves to get punched in the face for that

I never even implied that the violence was justified.

>I'm surprised you people don't know more about the people you date

1) I've never dated a tranny
2) Dating is a chance to learn more about a person you're interested in. I see nothing wrong with asking out somebody you only know a little bit about. If you find something about them that you don't like, you can just move on because dating doesn't need to be a commitment in the beginning. That being said, I would consider it common courtesy to let somebody know that you have a penis if you're an mtf tranny.

>it's not like there aren't many other kinds of surprising non-disclosures possible when meeting random people

I fail to see how this is relevant. Just because there are other non-disclosure issues doesn't mean that not disclosing that you have a penis isn't a shitty thing to do.

>But the intensely vicious and angry responses to this one issue in particular should concern intelligent, well-adjusted members of our society.

Surprise, people are assholes and will beat the shit out of each other over stupid shit.

Like I said, they didn't deserve to get punched, but this story concerns me no less than any other story of somebody getting punched over something stupid.
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>>686248092
did she tell you up front she was a trap?
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>>686254865
Yeah she said so on her anonidate thing
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GO TO SLEEP SON
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>>686222724

>Be mostly passable trans, not too feminine voice tho
>At a club with some friends
>Cunt comes over and tries to hit on me
>Hears my voice
>Masculinity immediately brought into question
>Gets angry, fists clenching knees weak arms are heavy
>Goes to push me
>Tall friend pushes him back
>Falls back into
>Hits head on bar
>On the ground, head bleeding
>mfw the trannies are taking over
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any traps looking to have some fun tonight via web cam?
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>>686255237

>falls back into

oops
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>>686254097
>I never even implied that the violence was justified.

Yes, I understand. I was clarifying that I'm not saying the guy is not allowed to be upset (as one can be for 100 other reasons in a date gone horribly wrong), only that he has absolutely no right to attack the other person in this situation.

>I would consider it common courtesy to let somebody know that you have a penis if you're an mtf tranny.

Now, while it is fine to feel that way and get upset, I think you should probably reflect on why this is particularly important. Of course you're not going to have sex with a mtf transsexual if that's not your orientation, but why should spending time with or getting to know one be so extraordinarily threatening?

And what about other requirements that people might have for you? What if you went on a date with a woman and she had a ridiculous overreaction and caused a scene when finding out that you don't make as much money as she wants? What if she thought you should have disclosed the fact that you were poor and not worth her time beforehand? Would that be reasonable? Would you simply reply that you would have told her if she had asked?

>Surprise, people are assholes and will beat the shit out of each other over stupid shit.

Generally speaking, those people should be locked up if they're attacking people who aren't interested in getting attacked.
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>>686237383
>older than 30
>still argues on 4chan
you're already dead don't worry
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fr tho where the late night trannys @
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>>686234475
god damnit this fucking post is a synopsis of how fucking cringe worthy our PC SJW generation is

go read the second sex again while you suck on daisy ridley's fat cock faggot
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>>686255894
u mad tho?
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>be me looking for trannys to have fun with
>be me on this thread wating for trannys to have fun with
>be me wondering why there arent trannys to have fun with in a trap thread
>be me all dressed up wanting to have some fun tonight
>be me still waiting
>...
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>>686256146
yes
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>>686256473
Oh good, another successful thread. Getting you stormfront lebensraumers and teeniebopper moralfaggots mad is as fun and easy as clubbing baby seals.
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I am totally against faggotry and think all fags should be stoned to death, but in all honesty whether guy or girl isn't putting things in your ass just a bad idea? I know as humans we shit all the time but having huge objects inserted whether a dick or dildo, then fucking yourself with them to have them go in and out doesn't seem like its a good idea for your ass, I mean what are the effects of this shit when you are an old fuck I say not good.
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>>686256755
did you read my post retard idk if im the moralfag here
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>>686256473
Stay mad
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>>686256902
>things that are potentially harmful must be avoided

Is that why you sit in a room by yourself and sip tea all day?
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>>686256909
You apparently don't know that you're the moralfag, moralfag.
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Pour half a bottle of Clorox up your arse and drink the other half
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>>686255356
>Now, while it is fine to feel that way and get upset

For the record, I think that getting assblasted over a first date is retarded

>but why should spending time with or getting to know one be so extraordinarily threatening?

Threatening? I don't think so. Not being courteous doesn't make you a terrible person, but it's definitely preferred. Like I said, dating isn't a commitment and shouldn't be taken too seriously. However, if you're not going to be honest or up front about yourself, you're not only wasting your own time, but the other person's time as well.

>What if you went on a date with a woman and she had a ridiculous overreaction and caused a scene when finding out that you don't make as much money as she wants?

I disagree that wealth and having a penis while resembling a woman are the same thing, but I don't feel that this particularly matters.

Instead, what I will say is that communication is key. I believe that people should be open about what they're looking for and what kind of qualities that they prefer in a person.

I can't recall not discussing my occupation or living conditions with a person by the end of the first date though. Those things tend to be conversation starters so in my experience things like that always come up.

Whether or not the girl you're dating has a dick, on the other hand, is not necessarily something that can be discerned through common conversation starters used on first dates. If your date doesn't ask, it's still common courtesy to find a way to bring it up and make sure they're ok with it.
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>>686256977
I just want to understand this gif..
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>>686235636
B8
>Posts gay porn... "hur dur is this gay"
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>>686258040
I agree with pretty much everything you're saying. And I assume we've agreed that hitting your date for being transsexual is wrong then?

>Like I said, dating isn't a commitment and shouldn't be taken too seriously.

Yes, that was my point. Certainly not an act of sexual assault, as a previous post claimed.

>However, if you're not going to be honest or up front about yourself, you're not only wasting your own time, but the other person's time as well.

Okay, but if you've agreed to go out on a date with someone, then it's not their job to make sure you're not "wasting your time", whatever that means. From what you've learned about that person so far, you've agreed to spend time with and get to know them.

>Whether or not the girl you're dating has a dick, on the other hand, is not necessarily something that can be discerned through common conversation starters used on first dates.

Just bring it up. Don't be a puritan about it. Seriously - you're saying that you want anyone you ask out to tell you personal information out of the blue without being asked but you're too embarrassed to ask them for this information? And also other potentially-disqualifying things that might embarrass you are not the same thing and you don't have to disclose them to her?

There seems to be an assumption that you get to decide what personal information must be disclosed and what is unnecessary to disclose to potential dates. I just don't know what gives you the right to demand that other people just tell you personal information when you want it. Either get over it and learn to ask people if you're not sure or don't date at all.

>I can't recall not discussing my occupation or living conditions with a person by the end of the first date though.

Ok, but I assume you'd discuss sex before having it, right? And I'd think that transgender status would be something pretty important in someone's life.
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>>686258040
>>686259564
(cont'd)
>Instead, what I will say is that communication is key

I agree that this is the most important thing. But communication is not a requirement you impose upon other people. It's sharing information and requires mutual understanding. And one thing that should be understood is that transgendered people do have a lot to fear from others (who apparently want to put them down like animals, see above). If these things happen and you find out later than you'd like, maybe it's because they were afraid instead of deceptive. And if first dates are only about getting to know someone and are harmless, maybe we can afford to be a bit more forgiving. If it happens, then the date just becomes getting to know someone different from you, and there's nothing wrong with that.
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>>686252178
>Intellegent, well adjusted member of society....

Is a mentally ill man who thinks he is a woman, who mutilates his body to project their mentally retarded image of a woman on society. Oh and then tricks a man who is looking to procreate and pass on his genes.

Completely normal.
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>>686260509
Don't worry - nobody wants to have sex with you. It's not something you should worry about.
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>>686254956
she looked cute why didn't it last?
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>>686259564
>it's not their job to make sure you're not "wasting your time"

That's why I keep repeatedly bringing up common courtesy. It's not their job, but it's still courteous.

>From what you've learned about that person so far, you've agreed to spend time with and get to know them.

Not disclosing important details about yourself seems counter-productive to getting to know people.

>Just bring it up. Don't be a puritan about it. ...
Personally, I have no problem with bringing it up.

It's still courteous to bring up something like having a dick even if your date doesn't think to ask or is too afraid of offending a cis woman if it turns out they're not dating a transgender person. It's not an obligation, it's just a nice and respectful thing to do.

>And also other potentially-disqualifying things that might embarrass you are not the same thing and you don't have to disclose them to her?

Where did I suggest that it's not common courtesy for me (or some other straight cis person) to disclose other potentially disqualifying things?

>There seems to be an assumption that you get to decide what personal information must be disclosed and what is unnecessary to disclose to potential dates.

Do you not understand what the term "common courtesy" means? I haven't once said that they NEED to, I've only said that it's a courteous thing to do. Courtesy is not an obligation.

Additonally, I don't recall stating which information I think is courteous to disclose outside of trans women possessing penises. That doesn't mean that I think this is the only information that is courteous to disclose. You're making baseless assumptions about my stances and then making arguments about things I haven't even so much as implied, and you've been doing so since your first reply to me.

>Ok, but I assume you'd discuss sex before having it ...
I don't see your point. Wealth is something that in most cases comes up long before a trans woman's genitalia. It's a poor comparison.
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>>686261562
while we were seeing each other a guy in one her college courses asked her out. she gave him her number and talked to him a lot. when she got back in town after summer break she got into a relationship with him. I was never anything more than a sex and drug buddy to her even though I told her I loved her(probably too soon but whatever).
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These two fags having a debate on fags. In the real world if that shit happens, you're getting assaulted for sure. That's it, case closed. Arguing about whether it's morally right is a waste of time.
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>>686260077
>communication is not a requirement you impose upon other people.

I never said it was required.

>one thing that should be understood is that transgendered people do have a lot to fear from others (who apparently want to put them down like animals, see above). If these things happen and you find out later than you'd like, maybe it's because they were afraid instead of deceptive.

I understand that they could be in a scary position, but that doesn't make not telling their date that they have a penis discourteous.

>And if first dates are only about getting to know someone and are harmless, maybe we can afford to be a bit more forgiving. If it happens, then the date just becomes getting to know someone different from you, and there's nothing wrong with that.

We've already agreed on this so I don't understand why you keep bringing it up.
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Pretty sure it's technically rape on your part if you don't disclose your transsexual status.

You're withholding information that will most likely alter their consent.

At the very least, it's a dick move.
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>>686261628
>It's not their job, but it's still courteous
>Courtesy is not an obligation

Ok, then I have absolutely no idea what you're trying to claim or why you'd be arguing with me at all. You're saying "it would be nice if they disclosed transgender status, but whatever it's not required before a date" in response to my statement that failing to disclose status prior to a date is not grounds for a physical attack. Ok, well, thanks for your comment I guess. I agree that people should talk and being up-front with each other would be nice.
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>>686262339
I said in my first fucking post (and then quoted it in my second one) that I didn't think it was grounds for physical assault you mongoloid.

Because you are apparently incapable of reading:

>>686246189
>I don't think a tranny deserves to get punched in the face for that

>>686254097
>>686246189 (You)
>I don't think a tranny deserves to get punched in the face for that

I never even implied that the violence was justified.

I then continued to repeatedly clarify my stances as the discussion progressed, but you made assumptions about my stance from the very beginning and apparently ignored my clarifications for god knows what retarded reason.
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>>686262731
No, I wasn't saying that you claimed that. I'm saying that your entire chain of comments is a non sequitur that essentially consists of a watered-down statement that basically everyone on Earth would agree with. Why did you bother posting any of this to begin with?
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>>686263029
>Do you disclose that you're a homophobic redneck with extremely primitive social attitudes before going out on dates? Because I'd be offended to be seen with you in public and then find out afterward.

I found your reply retarded, and said that genitals and personality traits are a dumb comparison. Then I clarified that I don't think that violence was an acceptable reaction to the situation so that it didn't appear that I was defending the assblasted closet homosexual who punched the tranny.

Then you said "However, that doesn't mean you can just attack that person like a barbarian." despite the fact that I clearly stated that I disapproved of the violence in my reply.

Then I replied and quoted that part of my reply since you apparently missed the part of my post where I said that I don't think that the tranny should have been punched in the face.

Then I replied to the rest of your assumptions that you included in your post.

The only reason things progressed this far is because I found it hilarious that you were too busy stroking your dick to an almost entirely imaginary argument with some guy on the internet to realize that he agreed that the violence was unwarranted in his first fucking post.
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>>686263776
And throughout all of this effort you never realized that my initial statement was simply turning the prior post around in an attempt to show
>>686233858
, who was apparently agreeing that the physical attack was right, how it feels to be treated the way he treats other people? You're right - that is hilarious.

>Then I clarified that I don't think that violence was an acceptable reaction to the situation so that it didn't appear that I was defending the assblasted closet homosexual who punched the tranny.

Hence, your entire chain of comments was completely unrelated to mine. Not surprising, since you apparently don't take the time, e.g.:
>>686262731
>>686262339
, to understand what you're responding to. Ok, you wanted to make a point that nobody would disagree with in response to a comment that you didn't understand. Good work, I guess.
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This could have been great thread.
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>>686264363
>you never realized that my initial statement was simply turning the prior post around

Except I did. However:

>I found your reply retarded, and said that genitals and personality traits are a dumb comparison.

The way you went about doing so was retarded. I pointed out why I thought so. Then I clarified my stance below my criticism so that you wouldn't get all butthurt and I think that I though the violence was ok, but apparently you were too retarded to understand what "I don't think a tranny deserves to get punched in the face for that" means.

Had you not tried to argue with me about something that I clearly agreed with you about from the beginning, none of this would have happened. But thank fucking god you were this retarded, because it's still god damn funny.
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>>686250621
man up pussy your on 4chan
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>>686264974
>and I think that I though the violence was ok

Sorry I had a seizure.

What I meant to say was "and think that I thought the violence was ok."
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>>686222160
http://link.dabebook.com/3
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>>686235934
Disgusting faggot
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>>686222160
same for me at first. i just kept doing it cause the idea of doing it turned me on, and now it feels fucking amazing
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question to traps ITT:
how do you want guys to approach you when they are interested in you? Is it weird when they ask you if you are a transvestite?
Would you like to be talked to like real girls are talked to by guys, like all teasingly and with light bullying, or does your male ego kick in there?
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>>686222160
That feeling like it's a bowel movement is caused by improper lubrication.

No lube / wrong lube = Eugh

AstroGlide = Ooh
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>>686235274
Great comeback anon. Kill yourself.
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>>686267785
Write your name on a piece of a paper with your number and the message I think you're beautiful, I have 200 roses for you, hand it them, and ask them if they can call you sometime. We're all hookers. It's the only profession readily available to us.
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>>686241394
Holy shit Axette & Double.
Used to be part of Alex's friend group. Played alot of blops 1 & 2 with him, Xpect, Davis, & Jeff.
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>>686268592
i don't want a hooker i want to have a qt trap gf to bully
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>>686222160
http://link.dabebook.com/3
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>>686269581
>i want to have a qt trap gf to bully
You won't get far wit dat.
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>>686265427
source?
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>>686222724
Deserved
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>>686237365
Doing god's work, helping HIV evolve into a less harmful variant.

Thanks anon
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>>686234474
aus fag?
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how is this thread still alive?
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i love being pegged next week i'm all alone and then it's a week long anal with prince plugs and the whole sha bang
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How can I give myself enemas at home, with stuff I might have around the house?
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>>686258058
Pretty sure he got a knee in the tailbone when he jumped to head the ball, that cooling spray numbs the pain
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>>686272779
Use shower hose
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I would fuck a trap with big tits, woman-like hip to waist ratio and a truly feminine face
But as for traps who just dress up and think bra + long hair = girl, no gtfo
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>>686272432
That's what I wanna know lol
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>>686237251
lol youre already dead weight
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>>686272779
water bottle. This is only theory because I work with a guy who always goes to the restroom with an empty water bottle in hand and every time after should anyone enter the toilet is usually clogged with tp and shit is sprayed everywhere.

That mother fucker.
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