Would you suck a dick for $1,000,000 dollars? Be honest.
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Would you suck a dick for $1,000,000 dollars?
Be honest.
of course
hell yeah. who wouldn't?
>>686193090
sure
Yes. Why? Who's offering and where do I sign up?
>>686193090
No, being buddhist I don't mind poverty.
>>686193090
I'd suck a clean big fat dick of preferable black color for literally free. I'm a straight guy btw.
>>686193090
Is this real?
fraid so
>>686193090
Obviously. Only ones to say no would be someone who already has 1M or is a closet fag that is scared what others on an anonymous image board would think. I'd suck a cock, take it in the ass, and swallow cum for 1M. Only condition would be, nobody can know. Beyond that, I couldn't give a fuck
>>686193090
first i have to see it, cause i aint suckin hobo dick
>>686193167
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>>686193505
Would you do it even if you knew that your family/friends would find out?
>>686193424
>would suck a black cock
>is straight
Well duh. Thats pretty redundant dont you think?
I've done it for 40. If you're homeless and self respect is zero youd do it.
Take off a few zeros and I'd still do it
>>686193652
they can watch if they want
>>686193652
As I said here >>686193615
No, that is the one condition
>>686193652
yes
>>686193615
The ability to feel superior to people like you is worth more than a million dollars.
>>686193938
How nice for you. Good luck with that.
ITT: white trash united
>>686194067
Thanks! Feels good man.
I always love when I tell people stuff like this. Of course I would. I'd eat shit out of a rotting carcus for a million. People say "hurr durr my pride" Fuck that, Work is miserable and while it wouldn't guarantee retirement, it would save years of life when it really matters.
>>686193090
if it's a nice dick i would do it for free
>>686193938
Different anon here.
Why do you need 'the ability' to feel superior? You make it sound like you need permission.or had to work your way up to feeling superior. Why not just feel superior?
I'd do it for 1k maybe even 500
>>686193090
Nigger I'm gay, this is too easy.
Only if I can close my eyes the whole time.
>>686193652
Yes.
Only a fool wouldn't
"Fucking fag" No. It's only gay if you enjoy it/get a woody.
>>686194631
FUCK OFF SMALL DICKED CHINK AIDS SPREADER
>>686193424
>t. Sweden
I would suck a dick for a 1000$, just to find out what it feels like.
Definitely, the economy is rough right now
>>686194721
First off I'm white, second off, my dick is statistically likely to be bigger than yours.
Reminds me of that one comedian..
"When I was a kid I'd say no. Hell no, I wouldn't suck a dick even for a million dollars.
But now I'm 45..."
>>686193652
my family/friends would call me a faggot if i didn't
>>686193778
so...you gladly would do it if noone would know.
and not, it anyone would no.
Dude, youre the definition of closed fag
>>686194270
You've obviously never smelled a rotting carcass. Unless you have zero gag reflex, you're going to puke your guts out before it even gets to your mouth.
I'd even put on some lipstick.
>>686193090
I've done it for $40
>>686194881
doubt it small dicked chink..i am white therefore large..plus i am german u nigger chik
I would literally let myself be shit on for a million dollars.
>>686194842
It feels pretty cool. I've only sucked tranny dicks though. I like my dicks feminine.
i remember posting op's pic.
that's all i have to say man peace
Yeah but only for the money not because im gay, with the collaspe of the dollar eminent it would certaintly help to have 1mil again it woulsnt be gay.
>>686194882
Not sure who that was but it sounds like something Dave Atell would say
>>686195071
Same. Id do it but only if it wasnt gay
Cash money? Fuck yeah
I'M NOT GAY BUT $20 IS $20
>>686195062
7.5 inches friend :^) want to know the fun part? I'm a bottom, I have a bigger dick than most guys, and I don't even use it
>>686193090
Is this an offer or are you just talking hypothetically? Because if it's an offer, you need to give us a way to sign up.
>>686193652
Yes.
>>686193090
>not doing it for free
>>686195191
No it wasn't him.. I forgot his damned name and I haven't able to find him ever since
Before or after taxes?
>>686194930
Bait?
>>686193090
of course, I'd pay any amount to suck a dick
>>686195227
SURE YOU DO FAT FUCK...RULER, PICK, ETC.
LYING FAT FUCKING 2" CUCK
>>686195531
>impgylin
I would do a lot more than suck a dick for 1million dollars
>>686193938
With 1M on my Account I would probably feel superior to you
>>686193652
Yeah, I'd suck dick even for $500.
>>686195822
NOT WITH THE GAY CANCER YOU WOULDN'T
>>686195822
But if you had 1 million dollars i would know how you got it sucking a mans penis.
I would unless it was a really gross dick covered in aids and smallpox or something
Probably also wouldn't suck a baby's dick, since that could get me in trouble (I'm a teacher)
>>686193090
I would suck a dick for $1
Hell, I already did it for free
Ya Big fag
>>686194983
Safe to say I've never smelled a rotting carcass... have a lot of people? Either way I'd find a way to suck it up.
>>686193090
if it was a hot tranny i'd sux it for free
>>686196101
Pedo detected
I'm straight but I'd suck a cock for $100, how else am I going to make $100 in less than an hour?
>>686196254
I'm from rural America. I've smelled many rotting carcasses. Dead animals on the side of the road, dead animals in the woods, things like that. Even recalling the smell makes me dry heave. If I had a million dollars, I'd bet it all that there is no way in hell you would be able to eat a rotting carcass.
>>686193090
yes and id garggle and swallow
>>686193090
Came o a point where think money cant make me happy. Best case sorrowless but thats not the life i want
>>686193090
well, as a bi male, i'd do it for free if it was nice looking and i was into the dude..
seriously, to all straight males, its not actually bad at all. just make sure they take a shower before and have decent hygiene.
I'd suck 1,000,000 dicks for $73.
show me the money first
>>686193652
My family would be mad at me is I passed on a million dollos.
Of course I would. Working a job I hate for 20 years for the same amount of money just so a guy can buy a new yatch and a mansion off my hard work while my wife is getting dicked by our divorce lawyer because I'm never at home is as humiliating or even more than sucking dick
Good thing i'm openly bi, so yes i would gargle on that cock and swallow the load for free
>>686193090
I would, but I don't have $1,000,000
>>686193090
you'd have to pay me another million to stop
>>686193090
ive eaten out pussy so why not suck a dick?
Kek most of my friends are working menial jobs earning minimal wage and awaiting the sweet embrace of death. If I came with a million dollars after a 1 hour work session I would be the coolest kid on the block.
Absolutely.
>>686193090
I would suck a dick for $10,000.
I'm not gay but money is money.
>>686193090
On or off the books? If the government's getting a big chunk for me going through the ordeal, I'd rather pass.
I live in a third world shithole so 1millon dollars would get me set for life.
Fuck yes I'd suck the damn dick
>>686200537
But isn't sucking another man's dick punishable by death in your culture?
>>686195071
>prefers regular traps to cockless traps
>notmiefag detected
>>686196101
THAT is the reason you wouldn't do it?
Where the fuck is Chris Hansen when you need him...
I'd prob suck a dick for a minimum of $200
>>686193090
Yea, all I need to do is plug in my vacuum
>>686199116
It gets better Anon.
The incremental annual investment income would give you an indexed $40k/year until the year you die. Mothafuckin' jackpot...
>>686193090
I'd go ass to mouth for 100k.
>>686193090
Fuck yes, for a million bucks I'd even swallow and like it... No homo...
Who am I kidding, I'd do it for five grand...
1k if it's a really hot trap...
But that's where I draw the line, only faggots would do it for less...
>>686193090
$10,000
They can record it for all I care.
>>686193090
Fucking right I would. Call me gay all you want, I'll take a shot in the mouth to never have to work again.
I'd suck a dick for far less then that
for that much money it wouldn't even be gay, it would just be a smart decision
A cool untax $1m?
Easiest million ever
>>686193090
I would suck it, and take it up the ass and let him (or her XDDDDDDDDDDD) shit on my face for that much money.
>>686204378
You do have to pay taxes on that, no way you can keep that much under the table... It's not like you're just gonna use it for comic books and candy...
If the client has got legal access to his funds I would declare it as a gift... Otherwise buy some small store with clean money then sell inventory at a discount under the table while I declare small portions of the money as revenue... You can double your investment if you set it up right... I love being an imaginary millionaire, so easy to make money when you already have a lot...
>>686193090
At this point i can't get much lower so yeah I would
>>686205202
Fuck it I'll just open up an security consultant firm and ride it off as a huge loss for travel expenses.
>>686195913
where do you live
>>686193615
That's nice faggot
I do ok. straight as can be and make six figures. id put my bj price at about $25k
there's a heaven for penises and I would take him there for a million bucks
suck the balls and massage the prostate as a bonus
>>686205608
for a million, id suck a dick every day for 8-10 years as long as it was the same 1 or 2
>>686193090
are you fucing kidding me
i would lick the shit out of a niggers ass crack for a million dollars
i would cut a hole in my cheek and mouth fuck myself for a million dollars
i would find the dirtiest nigger i could and jerk off on his balls while he fucked a spic for a million dollars
even better, i would make a thread on /b/ asking people what they would do for a million dollars
I'd suck it for waaaaay less
>>686205557
The question to that anon, is where do you live? ',:)
>>686206032
how much less mate
>>686196468
Casino
I'd suck a dick for free because I want to try it. Only if it was kept a 100% secret though.
>>686193090
No,I'd rather be poor with dignity than a faggot with a million dollars.
>gay for pay= you are still and always will be a faggot
no
>>686193090
Dude I could buy a house, pay off my car, finish my project car, and still have money left over. No shit I'd gobble that dick.
I dont suck dick for money, I do it out of heart
>>686193090
Listen here nigger. I'd do it for 1/2 a bag of stale Funyuns
No homo
Ok, how about this one... You're drunk making out with the hottest chic ever, boyfriend shows up... The deal is you can fuck her IF you blow him,,, After you turn them down they offer 500 bucks, they've got an hotel room a block away and ho one will ever know...
>>686193090
sucked a trap dick for free once
>>686193090
I sucked a dick for free because I wanted to, if someone's giving out a million bucks for it just tell me when and where
>>686193090
Hell yes. I wold prefer trap dick, but as long as it is healthy and clean, I'll take any dick
>>686206934
with a body like that fuck no
I would suck that shit for hours and swallow that load. You can tell the whole world. Record it show it to whoever I don't give a fuck. Anybody who says they wouldn't is a liar. The real question is how low will you go. I would suck a Dick for 20 grand
>>686193090
I'd do it for free.
>>686193090
i'd suck a million dicks
I'd do just about anything for a million dollars. But to answer your question I'd do it for free
B/ already answered for me
>>686193090
I'd let two guys take me from both ends and blow their loads in me while I dressed like a girl and had them call me Maisie, for that money.
Jesus are you insane?
>>686204591
stop ruining prices, faggot.
>>686193090
Of course. I'd suck a dick for the $8k I still owe in student loans
>>686207461
This guy has the idea. But I'm a 50K guy. And a party hat
>>686207414
How about this?
If the aforementioned phallus was clean of any disease, etc. Sure. Yeah.
Yep. I need money pretty bad.
>>686193090
I'd let the entirety of any NFL franchise run a A2M train on me for $1,000,000
>>686193090
More like for free
i'D SUCK A DICK FOR TREE FIDDY
i'm not gay but $1,000,000 dollars is a fuckload of money
Way too easy OP. You need to set that figure a lot lower before it becomes a debate. Like $10,000.
Anyone would suck a dick for $1 million. The question is what is the minimum amount you would demand to suck a dick.
>>686208841
id do it for like, 20$
Hmmm...would you suck a dick for $200?
>>686209169
Very good possibility; I'd have to see it first, but more likely then not it'd be a yes.
>>686209169
I would totally pay $200 to suck a dick.
>>686195754
not even anon you were talking to, just amused spectator
chill saurkraut
>>686193090
It's that even a question?. Of course I would,I WOULD FUCKING ENJOY SUCKING THAT COCK
>>686209022
This the real question. I'd do it minimum for maybe 300k
Depends. Better not be a dick like from the one guy one glass bottle video, though
>>686193090
>>686193090
yeah. especially if i get to choose the dick. also passable if i know the dick is a clean dick.
>>686193090
Love to suck a dick anyway.
>>686193090
Yes. I'll snowball with him too
Yeah for way less
Not even gay and have done so twice already for nothing out of curiosity and yep still not gay!
I will do it for free
>>686193090
I've sucked a dick for free many times. This is stupid. It discriminates against straight females and gay men. TRIGGERED!!!! I need a safe space!!!!
>>686193381
fuck, i can't even argue that logic.
>>686193424
lol
>>686193626
if dirty, but disease free?
>>686193652
yeah, who fucking cares?
>>686194721
the fuck is the matter with you?
>>686195754
ALL CAPS ASSHOLE
>>686195998
So you think you can catch homosexuality as a cancer?
>>686200503
uncle sam wants a cut of that dick suckin money, lol
>>686206253
this has to be bait...
>>686206671
I. Fucking. Love. FUNYUNS!!!
>>686206934
easy yes
