YOU HAVE TWENTY SECONDS TO SAY THREE THINGS THAT PROVE YOURE

I am white?

I love wine and cheese.

I have a father

>>686191480
I hate call of duty

I hate fried chicken

I graduated college

My bike was stolen.

I pay taxes

im sitting at home on the internet 24/7, not out stealing shit, and i have a less than avarage penis

>>686191480
I grew up with both of my parents
I have a job
I've never been arrested

my small dick

>>686191480
cops don't mind me
white people don't avoid me
I don't fuck that many bitches

i take a bath everyday
i use the toilet
i dont throw feces at ppl

i have a 4.0

I am rich.

i drink tea

My credit score is above 700

>>686191997
chromosomes? shit son...

>>686191480
i hate watermelon.

jail isn't home

>>686191480
In EU4 I never ban slavery.

I comply to police instructions, have a legal job and I have never seen a KFC restaurant from inside.

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>>686191691
>I HAVE a farther

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>>686192622
no

i use the internet

I am a nigger, though

I'm allergic to watermelon, don't like sports, and haven't ever been in trouble with the law, so that, I guess, but I can't prove something that's not true.

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I have a job
I have another job
I don't hate all cops
I'm not supported by welfare at all
I made 2k$ in 3 days without working more than 6 hours a day
Plus i didn't steal it
And have i mentioned that i have 2 jobs

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I'm white
I'm white
I'm not black

>>686191480
pass the mayo

i like kid rock
dane cook
and the us navy

I dab in family photos
I dab when I sneeze
I dab when there is no music

I have a job.

>>686192982
Two jobs? Must be a nigger working to pay his child support

Paid child support

>>686193155
Czech em faggots

>>686193172
Niggers don't pay child support stupid

I'm voting for Trump.

>>686191480
I'm black

>>686193172
:(

Did i mention that i went to college and passed 4th in class

I have a dad.

>>686191954
> Stealth Muh Dik
Nigger detected

I hate watermelon

my penis is small

>>686191955
is it wrong if single guys and woman avoid me to the point of sometime crossing the street to not walk against me? is it because I always have this angry german look in my face? even when I´m only like 25% german?

I have the same rims on my car that were on them when they came out of the factory. Also, i dont get shot by a cop when i reach for my wallet

>>686191520
I am white.

>My dad's around
>I have a job
>my girl cucks me for black dudes

>>686191480
>K
>K
>K

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>>686193483
Damn you got me.

Cops are good people

I don't have the constant urge to commit drive-by shootings, rhyme words together, play basketball or rob people.

Multiculturalism works well.

>>686191480
I own 1 bike, and I bought it.

Donald trump 2016

>>686193094
Jokes on you fag all gay niggers join the navy

>>686194162
also i don't get the appeal of watermelon

babymama nid monee

imma pay doos

gimme dat kfc

gimme dat kool aid

gimme dat watermelon

gona play bball

>>686191480
Twenty One Pilots

>>686194259
Nailed it...

>>686191480
I do taxes

>>686194409
OP here

Tyler grew up down the street from me. White as fuck.

I have good credit, I know my dad, and I think watermelon is meh at best

>>686191480
Affirmative action didn't get me into university.
I've never heard anyone say "Tyrone" in real life.
When the police knocks on my door, it's because somebody damaged my property, not the other way around.

i drive a hybrid

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I'm not a convicted felon.
I've been in active employment for most of my adult life.
I own the Buddy Holly complete discography.

>>686194637
He's also a Christian... enhance the whiteness factor

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Nuff said

I'm a 26 year old woman and I don't have any children.

i shower every day

>>686191480
i pay income tax
i own the place i live in
i have beard

>>686191480
i have a job, i know my father, i hate watermelon.

>>686191480
i'm white
i have a dad
i dont steal

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didn't steal it

I work for a living.

I can say "Hi dad', when I come home from school.
I come home from school.

i shoot up schools

>>686194889
Yeah he went to a really small private Christian school. I think he used to be homeschooled too.

Orange drank! .......fuck

I didn't steal my bike.
My income doesn't come from the government or drug sales.
My dad is in my life.

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>>686194259
I second the notion

My Dad came home from the market.

>>686191650
I loves me a good box of wine and some government cheese too. Is dat you chadwick?

While in the topic of niggers, how stupid can they be voting for Hillary?

>>686196710
Okay, let's pretend that we actually count votes from Black constituencies. How stupid can they be voting for Hillary?

>>686191480
I'm here

i've got blue eyes

i'm from finland and a native one

vittusaatana

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>>686191480
>i dislike watermelon
>never done drugs
>22 and still not a father

redo the highfive

>>686191480
I have a big dick

I'm a human being, not a racially inferior shitskinned alternative.

>>686191480
I graduated college
I have a job
My father and mother are married and live with one another.

I'm a Mormon

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This is a real picture of alexander bolton from I hate everything. It looks like you can't stay in the shadows forever you nasty brit
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