b,
if you could send one email (or message if you're really old) back in time to your 13 year old self, what would it say ?
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?
Kill yourself
>>686167324
Stop being a gross little shit, take showers, be confident, stop jacking off for strangers, try and go hang out with people after school. Hide ALL of your money from mom, pretend you trade it for shit at school from other people. Never forgive Chris, you never will, but I'm just reminding you, also hide that bullet, mom tosses it away. Practice more with the BB gun, you're actually a good shot. Try to keep from moving, when you do you can't take Reese, you'll never see her again.
For fucks sake put up a fight!
it only get worse do something
>>686167324
sauce pls
>>686167324
your father will die when you turn 23- pay more attention to him.
"Life gets better, all your problems might seem like a big deal at the moment but as you grow more mature you will realize it's not the end of the world. Be yourself and stay strong."
Lol jk, I'd tell him a secret only I would know and blackmail him. Then i would keep demanding more stuff and watch my alternate reality self go insane.
>>686168878
Some depressing shit man.
I'm just here for sauce on OP's pic
>>686167324
invest in
>Amazon
>Apple(sell after jobs dies)
>Walmart
Anything else I missed?
Quit being such a faggot
It's on pornhub, hegre art, emily bloom, 16 hands massage or something.
Hold the door
No one ever died of embarrassment. Be shameless. Say and do whatever the fuck you want.
>>686169701
>this
THAT LITTLE CHINESE GIRL WITH THE HUGE TITTIES WANTS YOUR DICK. TAKE HER YOU LITTLE FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
David Bowie dies in a couple weeks
>>686169689
That's a weird email
Just kill yourself early
>>686167324
Dont put out the fire
>>686167324
Please in the future never sent you emails to the past.
>>686167324
Dont just sit there.
Go out.
Do stuff.
Make friends.
You'll regret it later in life.
Trust me.
>>686169761
Wise words to live by.
>>686169761
This is why I shit and piss in public and date fat white women ooga booga
Stop doing shit kid, and work at school
>>686169945
so your 13 or 14 MODS
start lifting during gym in high school, try harder in your classes, practice more violin, take the fucking scholarship. also it turns out A is a lesbian so don't waste a year being a beta and having a crush on her
Stop worrying about everything like a little faggot. Stop fapping so much. And most importantly, soon you'll start talking to a girl. Don't fuck it up this time.
>>686169761
Yep, that right there.
42yo now, and when I was about 13, my mother gave me that advice along with "when you are old, on your deathbed, you won't regret the things you did, you'll regret the things you didn't do."
She was right in both cases.
Say yes to everything, get in over your head, realize you know nothing, learn all you can, and live your life to death.
Messgae inside a message; Do not open until your third time visiting Europe... Don't do it, Don't get laid, Go back home immediately, your girlfriend is pregnant and you do want to keep the child... Don't let go of her... Oh, and you are right about Italy winning the Germany WC but France will go all the way and screw up your bets, fix this and go all in, enjoy wealth and a family...
>>686170050
If you're not ready to do that now you won't be when you're 13
Dad and terry are gonna die pretty soon, but that's ok. You're gonna have a tough time, and that's ok too. Just try to remember that your friends won't understand, ever. Keep your head high, you didn't fuck up that bad. And she'll be here sooner than you think, so just hang in there.
>>686167324
Don't sit and suffer with the depression and the awkwardness around others. You need mental health help.
>>686167324
It doesn't get better. Kill yourself.
>>686167324
Make dad stop smoking.
>>686167324
This video is horrible.
It actually made me shiver.
Too many hands
>>686169443
>bitcoins
>>686167324
end it now. you think the bullying was fucking awful?
hah, fucker, kill yourself
>>686167324
Metalheads ain't cool. Fucking drop false friends as soon as you see the signs of them being assholes. Psychobitches fuck like hell, but won't make good girlfriend material.
sauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce i know its emily bloom but i can find the vidddddddd
>>686167324
I would ask him for sauce
>>686167324
>being on 4chan
>not know how to send a email
>mfw.jpg
>sends document of every single horse race ever one
you know what to do.
Also invest in apple with your birthday money you wont regret it.
>>686167324
Read books. Lots of books. You'll get smarter sooner.
Hit Sean in the face as hard as you can. Believe me, the shit he did behind your back while claiming to be your friend makes him REALLY deserve it.
Also, don't fuck Hilary. She's sluttier than you realize.
>>686167324
Buy Microsoft stock and wait.
FUCK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT THAT'S WHAT I WOULD SAY, but not to myself but to you, CUZ YOU'RE A FUGGIN FAGGOT OP!!!!
DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER WHAT I'D FUCKING SAY IF I CAN'T GO BACK IN THE FUCKING TIME AND CAN'T CHANGE FUCKING ANYTHING!!!!!
>>686167324
Fuck. Them. All.
Be a dick, do whatever you want, minor cant go to jail bro!
>>686167324
Don't be such a fucking pussy.
I used to think the whole world was against me.
I was pathetic
>>686168765
>>686171611
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=280107679
>>686170628
This was helpful
>>686168878
You uhh... You wanna to talk, buddy?
>>686167324
SAUCE ON THIS WEBM!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>>686167997
Lost
Wow, I was getting the feels until I realized it was only a handful of us writing specific things... I feel real sorry for those of you who couldn't do any better than suicidally depressing stuff...
>>686167324
finish studies or you will beg for money on 4chan. BTW, paypall anyone? [email protected]
>>686167997
am i having a stroke, or does this make no sense
>>686167324
Get work ASAP then:
Buy yahoo stock, sell on 2001. Buy Apple stock, sell on 2007. Buy Citibank on December 2008, sell in dec 2015. Buy farm, with good internet, and retire.
I'm going to fuck every girl you fuck while you're fucking them, you cuck.
>>686172452
Stingin roger
>>686167997
Are you autistic?
>>686172665
FUCKING SUMMER, IT STINGS!!!
>>686167324
Start cycling now, join a team now, and here's a screenshot of all the lottery numbers for the next 3 years
>>686167324
>Trust nobody
>wars won't be over
>Learn C++
>your future is in burrows
>in safety
>pic related
>>686167324
I can't. I'm Twelve
Don't let your mother take the specific flight
Dont get fat
>>686172780
FUCK YOU DUBMFUCK ITS NOT SUMMER YET THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER IS ON MONDAY JUNE 20 MORE THAN A MONTH FROM NOW DUMBASS
>>686173003
reported
Learn the baritone horn. Join the army. Dont get married.
>>686173204
FUCK OFF YOU DON'T KNOW ME LETS HAVE A KNIFE FIGHT YOU FAGGOT I WILL CUT YOU IN PIECEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>686168878
Mine died when I was 22. I wish I'd spent more time with him at the end.
Don't doubt yourself.
Women - they'll come running, once you stop chasing them.
>>686167324
Buy yahoo. Sell at 200.
I am happy with who I am today, due to all the missed chances and the stupid things i have done then.
I have tried
I have failed
I have succeeded
I have love learned cried
I am not sure if i want to change myself.
I should have probably gone even more full out in teenage years. Should not have married my ex-wife and should've done this: >>686169443
Hard question OP
hard question
>>686173421
careful with that edge.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Buy shower gel when you go to prison as accidently dropping the soap 6 times next to a lifer inmate looks bad .
>>686167997
I agree fully.
>>686167324
Stay the fuck away from jenny, and finish your degree first. Or I'd just send lotto numbers for the mega million on a specific date.
Kek. What a faggot. Go and eat some pussy
Dear past Anon,
Stop being such a faggot.
Yours truly,
Future Anon.
>>686168878
at least you had a dad
>>686167324
Dear Sir:
I have been requested by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$40,000,000. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Nigerian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.
You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving these funds out of Nigeria. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Nigerian National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount.
However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Nigerian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Nigerian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Nigeria.
If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Lagos, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Nigeria.
Please call me at your earliest convenience at 18-467-4975. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Nigerian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.
Yours truly,
Prince Alyusi Islassis
delete your ex's nudes. now.
>>686167324
Make your move when dani buys you wendys dont blow your one shot by being as oblivious as you are dont pine over the girl you lose your virginity to there are so many chances you missed. It doesnt get any easier after school.
>>686167324
>1. Cut your life into pieces
>2. This is your last resort.
Here's a bunch of winning lottery numbers and outcomes of major sporting events because I'm not a dumb sentimental fuck who thinks 13 year old me will give a single shit about advice from the future.
>>686167324
take acid and ecstasy as quick as you can, thats your main goal. take 3 or 4 hits with 4 or 5 pills of ecstasy first. youll stop being cringy/ heres a book on self helpm for when youre done
>>686170350
Fuck off newfag
>>686167324
Don't support Team Liquid at e-league in 2016
>>686173003
Have pokey in the faggot, fun!
>>686173423
Mine died 6 months ago, it feels as if it was yesterday
I'm 18
Never go on 4chan.org
>>686174505
god youre gay
>>686167324
To focus more on education, family and social interactions dont matters anyway
Don't let your brother & father go to Germany on the 22st of August 2008, don't let your little sister go to Swiss with school and keep an eye on your mother in 2015 - the whole month of July.
>>686174523
It gets easier, you're gonna have some shit times. It's been six years for me, I was 15 when my father died. Don't let it rule your life, you've still got a long way to go. Just because he's not here anymore doesn't mean you have to spend your time wishing he was.
Learn as much as you can. Leave home as quickly as you can, forget Lauren. Don't trust your family. Spend more time with your grandma she will die in 4 years. Never forget to trust your self. Calm down a lot. Don't go to Las Vegas in 2012. And for God sakes don't drink and drive, that school bus, all those kids. They can have full lives.
Don't fuck Vanessa you will get that shit.
>>686170855
nice
Dont trust Father Ed
>>686167324
>back in time to your 13 year old self
1. Save your money. Seriously. Every penny.
2. Pay attention in school. I know it's boring. Just fucking do it. Get good grades.
3. Play the game, and not in an ironic way. Cultivate and maintain relationships.
>>686167324
start lifting fgt
>>686167324
As soon as you start working, buy as much stock as you possibly can -- all in the tech sector. Then sell it all during February 2000. Then put it all back in the market on July 2002, this time in the S&P 500. Then sell everything in July 2007. Then borrow as much money as you possibly can and put it all into the S&P 500 on the first day of March 2009. Don't bother buying a house -- doing this is far more important.
>>686170855
damn
>>686167997
>hurrr durrr
>so random
>TEh penguin of d00m!!!1!
>spork
I know this is creepy to you.. But im your future you. Don't share this message with anyone, however save it somewhere safe.
Trust my words..
Don't focus too much on your career..
Keep socializing.. and prevent the social anxienty you will get in the future otherwise.
Also invest a big amount of money in bitcoin.. Keep for a few years and sell!
DO NOT DELETE THIS MESSAGE..
Best regards, Yourself,
25-05-2016
>>686167324
kiss her and dont let her go.
Stay classy motherfucker. You're one cool son of a bitch.
>>686175480
she loves you. dont worry. kiss her and dont let her go.*
Buy bitcoins when they are 10 cents each, trust me!
>>686167997
My thoughts exactly
>>686169701
You sick mother fucker.... that's brilliant lol
I know that you are not thinking about it right now, but you will. Don't quit school. Don't.
>>686167324
"Buy all the bitcoin you can faggot, then wait untill it reaches 1000 per coin"
Try not to let father get in that car at 11:30 november 23
>>686167997
"Kill yourself it doesn't get better."
>>686167324
Kill yourself faggot
It's not worth it
dude, stop being an edgy faggot and stop treating the girls around you like shit...
(believe me it might save your ass in abt two years if your attitudes on women arent total garbage)
>>686167324
"Go seek professional help. Your family is not going to help you"
You're nice
Don't go to school tomorrow
dont be at empire state building at 23:40 utc+1, may 25, 2016. its gonna blow.
>>686176218
kek'd
>>686176907
thats in 4 minutes faggot...i hope you didnt lie to me
>>686167997
HOLD THE DOOR!!!
Stop jacking off and go do things.
Go outside once in a while
And keep in contact with your friends, you fuck
Wake Up
Snape kills dumbledore
>>686177485
this
Tatiana is a great girl but by the time you become man enough to be with her it will be too late. Also you can grow you hair out just shave off that pedo Stache and crumb catcher. Pedro is an ungrateful little faggot, let him live his high school life alone and miserable. Instead there is a guy named Jack lehmen, befriend him. Lastly there is this girl named Alexis Colbert you will met off tinder right after thanksgiving when your 19. She will love you just as you love her, make sure you tell her to stay with you when the time comes. Ya the guy had enough money to take her to New York, but even when she gets on that plane she will be waiting for you to stop her. That's all man, also dad loves you don't hate him marrying that stripper.
When there is doubt, there is no doubt. Do not trust them you will pay dearly for it.
use empathy more nigga
research more nigga
Buy Microsoft stocks.
Copyright dank memes
>>686168598
Ha, gay!
The text of Harry Potter + "Invent a nice story about how you wrote this and get it published."
dont delete flappy bird
Don't send an email in the future to yourself in the past
Life doesn't get better unless you force it to. Stop saying you'll cross that bridge when you get to it, you're building the bridge there is no getting to it. And most importantly no one cares about your faults besides yourself, don't let them eat you alive
>>686167324
move your ass to the hospital and hug your mother one last time
>>686179116
fucking hell you guys are bringing me down
>>686167324
You are a faggot but you were born in the wrong country, kill yourself and spare me the 15 years of suffering.
Alternatively never ever ever quit WoW and live a happy delusional neet life.
>>686167997
>>686176218
>tfw its 2016 and I got to see this meme posted like 9 years after its creation and literally nobody else remembers it in this thread, except maybe the poster
>>686175709
>mfw almost did this
End it before 23.
>>686167324
Fuck everytime when you get the chance...even if its your prof at the Uni. Also stop being liberal cuck. Niggers are subhuman. Holocaust didnt happen. Start to lift and dont skip school.
>>686179868
shut up newfag
that being bi was just a phase
>>686180261
and now you are a full on faggot?
>>686180139
uw0t?
>>686167324
BET FUCKING EVERYTHING
>>686180318
no told close freinds and family still think im into dudes i mean i kinda am but not really anymore
>im 14 now
>>686179868
Same here.
>>686180516
Well the last part seems reasonable.
ayy fukboi lmao!
"Kill all those fuckers in school with your mom's pistol, she's not gonna keep the police job forever so this time do it DO IT KILL THOSE COCKSUCKERS
then kill yourself."
>>686180540
Tis not a good feeling at all.
Life ain't getting better
>>686168598
>stop jacking off for strangers
explain
Kys Faggotnigger
if you sent yourself a message that would cause you to drastically change you would have never sent the message in the first place, creating a paradox
>>686168878
Mine didn't die til I turned 73.
[Fwd:][Fwd:][Fwd:][Fwd:]HOW TO ENLARGE YOUR PENIS IN FIVE EASY STEPS
>>686167324
learn to drive
dont be such a pussy, ask girls out
Those girls in 3 years are actually interested in you, go for it and...fuck that saturated computer science bs.
>>686168598
>Stop jacking off for strangers
Wait what?
>>686180666
The devil knows
>>686167324
"Get an email address"
>>686180756
>>686181035
Not him but i assume he means ewhoring on cam
Stop fucking doing Coke. You get in a lot of debt and end up on the other end mentally retarded; barely being able to spell. On top of that, because of all your fucking Paranoid episodes that you have, everybody fucking hates you afterwards because they see you as a liability or are scared you might do something batshit insane, and your mother will kick you out because she thinks you killed the family dog.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, to my 13 yr old self in jan 2002.
DO NOT GET MARRIED. EVER. TO ANYONE!
>>686167324
Become the Nigerian Prince
>>686181035
probably webcam and stuff
its funny, thinking back I did it too and now my 10~ something dick and balls captured with some dogshit quality webcam are in some CP archive somewhere
>>686167324
I would send myself the endscores of all important sportsgames i could remember, so i can build up a massive Fortune by betting
It only gets worse, you think its gonna get better, it doesnt.
>>686169950
kek
>>686167324
dont go to the fishing trip with uncle pete
I'd give him a shit ton of information on every business that becomes successful and tell him to buy stocks in those businesses
NO TIME TO EXPLAIN
JUST JERK OFF FUCK
I would telegram back to probably not waste my time and money at college.
>>686181351
Honestly I think if I could say this to myself some universal compulsion would hit home in my childish head that its true and I'd kill myself on the spot.
I really have no idea why am I not doing that right now, I know for 15 years that its not getting better why would I think the next 30 has any chance while my body deteriorates, my mind slows, my opportunities narrow and the world becomes magnitudes shittier every year...
>>686181351
> sunglasses obscuring face
How does it feel to be this autistic?
>>686167324
Dear Anon, at some point in the future you'll find yourself holding onto the side of a building by your fingertips. The thought will flash by telling you to just let go.
Just let go
Trust me you'll spend the next 22 years wishing you had the guts to have let go at the time.
Promise me you'll do this for us.
>>686181711
Its obviousl an entirely different dude anon
the slut is recognizable because of that wax-like smile that she probably practiced every day and now switches on and off.
Save yourself the trouble: kill yourself, or become a rape slave shota.
>>686168878
mine when i was 26. i miss him.
>>686168878
I was 26, my brothers 19 and 15. Yea anon I know them feels.
I'm like 12 and what is this?
>>686167324
Ok. Hmm. Hello. I'm 20 now. I am you in 7 years. Listen to me... It's important. Steal a big bottle of vodka from your father's minibar and take your knife. Go to the river. That place... you know it. Drink slowly... sit, think. Plz call to Sasha and say goodbye to her. ok. when you're drunk, cut along the arms with the knife. Lay back and relax.
DO NOT CHANGE YOUR MIND
>>686181947
also obv a different girl you faggot
>>686182218
mods pls ban
>>686174362
kys
>>686182565
look at that grin/smile you blind shit
Never ever EVER go to a website called 4chan. It will be cool at first, but then the cancer causes the site to go terminal. Guess what? YOU STILL CANT LEAVE.
>>686182565
i found the new one
>>686181708
Yep, turned 25 yesterday, I think I would kill myself tomorrow if I didnt have a family. Oh well, whatcha gonna do.
Don't start drugs , You'll lose all your traits and will end up more tolerated than liked
>>686170350
newfag detected
>>686182565
newfag
>>686171901
<hit sean in the face
meaning you haven't still done it. go fucking hit him yourself, not pontificate to the poor kid
>>686167324
Your friend's oldest sister is a complete closet freak and will be dtf as soon as you turn 18. Also, he is a lightweight and if you get him drunk she will try to force him into threesomes with any swinging dick available. She won't catch the clap until after the year 2000.
>>686172452
>>686172665
>>686175373
Please and your lives.
>>686182654
> two girls with huge sunglasses look mildly similar
> OMG GUYS SAME GIRL ALL GIRLS ARE SLUTS DAE R9K AND /R/THEREDPILL?
Good to know you faggots are /r9k/ and /reddit/.
Buy a powerball ticket on your 14th birthday. The winning numbers will be
7 12 17 29 48 21
When you win, invest in Netflix (yes the dvd by mail company), MasterCard, and amazon inc.
>>686183300
Y-you realize only one of them is wearing sunglasses right?
You mentally challanged white knight piece of shit.
Put a helmet on the soldier
>>686182406
I can tell youre a huge fucking loser.
>>686167324
Send dad the the hospital. Those headaches are from mid to late stage brain cancer, not from stress. Umm, don't spend your money until you graduate high school, and stop eating so much.
>>686167324
Dont let your sister go to the park, she gets murderd, then your dad kills himself. you become an alcoholic and live by yourself. and /b/ is your only outlet to talk to people. and you should die.
>>686167324
Source ?
Tell C not to get in the car.
Huffing will fuck up your brain and make you anxious for a few years so don't do that.
Also when S tells you she's pregnant don't convince her to get an abortion, you're going to stay together for a long time any and you'll regret it forever you faggot. Fucking man up and be responsible.
P.S. Don't fucking gamble you mug.
>>686183440
> yeah, we can tell these girls are the same because only ONE of them has an obscured face
Okay retard.
Women are cunts
>>686167324
Don't shag that girl. She has AIDS.
>>686168598
>> stop jacking off for strangers
What the actual Fuck you weird cunt
>>686183767
damn, dude
Name,
I know this is going to be surprising to you and somewhat hard to believe, but this letter is written by your future self. Don't let anybody else see it and don't talk to anybody else about it. I only have limited space, but here's what I will tell you. To illustrate the authenticity of this letter, in the following month:
89th Rose Bowl: #8 Oklahoma beats #7 Washington State, 34-14
Jan 1st 69th Sugar Bowl: #4 Georgia beats #16 Florida State, 26-13
Now that this has been established, I have the following information:
1. God is not real. Do not waste some of the greatest years of your life abstaining from a happy and exciting life out of fear of supernatural consequences. You should still keep away from drinking and drugs (smoking weed on occasion is okay when you get a little older), but none of those people are really your friends and an honestly objective analysis of the bible will prove that this. Just read it cover to cover now and see for yourself.
2. Ask girls out. A lot of them really like you, but you never ask them out. That's why you aren't meeting any girls. Nick grows up and becomes gay, so you could probably suck his dick if you felt like it.
3. Read as much as you can and lift weights. You can start at a really great college at age 14 if you do better on those SATs and take them more seriously instead of settling for the easy one just because you're flattered at graduating early.
4. Invest as much money as possible in Apple (sell after Jobs dies), BitCoin, Google, Amazon.
5. Don't join the army.
6. You can go to college, but pick a lucrative major. Go into computer science and learn to program before you get there.
7. Don't fuck Jen you will catch it.
8. All the people in your no name high school grow up to be huge nobodies. Don't give a fuck what any of them think because the truth is you're actually just objectively smarter than they are and they can't appreciate it.
9. Do something to Roy. Don't get caught.
>>686183947
I guess when they designed Clark Kent or Greenlanterns "mask" they were thinking of you, considering wearing a pair of sunglasses makes you literally blind to all the other obvious traits of a human being.
Must've been scared that one time your mom put one on eh?
Stay the course big Ned you're doing great.
>>686183982
What the fuck do you think is happening in several thread on /b/ right now?
Dear Alec,
It doesn't get better.
End it before you have responsibilities.
Sincerely yours
Stop caring what other people think and just do what you want to do. And for the love of FUCK if you get to be 25 or so and you meet a smoking hot girl with piercings, tattoos and a corset in a bar....fuck her once and DO NOT MARRY HER.
kill yourself, it will only get worse
>>686167324
Your father will die, all will get worse. Appreciate what you have in the now, the future is fucked.
>>686167324
she is terminally ill. visit her and tell her about her illness, when the doctors find it early, there is still hope for her
>>686184377
Fucking lol man
>>686184118
> similar smiles
> enough to identify them as the same
I'll say it again, how autistic are you?
Hard times ahead, just keep going.
>>686183575
Kek
>>686171926
uh huh... and how do you feel about that?
Treat her properly
Dont lose your family or son
>>686184788
How far can you backpedal anon?
Is it that important to your that the honor of this nerd-loving true-to-all maiden's honor is not besmirched on this forum of anonymous conversation?
She'll go to hospital one day. The vomiting is pneumonia laying on the stomach, but the real debiliatator will be developing NMO during a second hospital visit due to a secondary infection.
Do not let her leave the hospital the first time. The pneumonia will still be there.
>>686167324
>tell my dad to invest in guns, ucs Lego sets and just get a fucking divorce
>tell myself not to get into punk/oi too much. There's really not point and you waste your life and money. Instead check out hardcore.
>stick tight with Shawn till college. He becomes self obessed, do offer to buy his legos and transformer toys/trade for alcohal
>get into fitness and nutrion
>don't get circumcised
>don't wait on college, go right away
>fuck the marines
>get your shoulder checked out
Suicide now
Wear condom
Don't rape
Past self,
Dont be such a god damn wuss all the time, and don't fuck with Brett you're just her rebound. Open the door when you have the chance. SAVE YOUR MONEY. Study harder. Keep doing band. Start taking adderall immediately. Read more. Good luck
Please make an email account
Dont eat that last pizza slice on your 22nd birthday, it had an hair on it
Don't cheat on C. Not even online cheating, that will count for her. She will not give you a second chance.
>>686169443
THAT! This is actually what I wanted to do :D
Try to invest in some better clothes. You look like lesbian white trash.
>>686167324
INVEST IN BITCOINS
SEARCH OUT ALYSSA
ALCOHOL WILL RUIN YOU
>>686184953
I don't need to backpedal. You're the autist that can't tell two blonde women apart because one wears sunglasses.
>>686185845
If one reads through this thread, this post really shows how "hard" women have it.
>>686186293
Can you tell if its still the same anon?
>>686174220
thats not how it works, nigger
imagine a dog dieing you never had. you never knew that dog.
There was no wide spread email when I was 13 soooooo I'd send a floppy disk with detailing the stock market, sports betting and other massive cultural events to myself along with a note
"Just be you. Don't pretend to be whoever the fuck you think is cool right now because you are not them. You are actually cool as fuck and people love you but this will not happen until you drop the shit. You are not a gangsta, you are not Kurt Cobain, you are not Axel Rose. For the love of god stop pretending. YOU ARE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF YOU FAGGOT. PEOPLE LAUGH AT YOU.
PS: Don't get married. Don't let women live with you.
Have kids if you want, if you invest using the info on the floppy drive you'll be rich as shit so child support ain't no thing."
>>686186553
Not really the same anon - you literally cannot imagine your life if you never had a dad, meanwhile he lived his life in a world where like 90% of people have a dad.
A dog is not really of the same importance either way as one of your two parent figures and especially the male one, and would never have the same kind of effect.
>>686186433
Yes because I recognize the specific brand of autism that only you bring. Enough of her face is obscured you really can't tell. Even if you could, two people can take a pic together. She might even be related to him. You're just some buttmad /r9k/ virgin upset that girls don't want a guy that has bigger boobs than they do.
>>686186937
dont talk shit about dogs, you probably never had a dog. now imagine that same dog you never had just DIED. insensitive bastard
>>686187055
I think the anon you are talking with is right and you are a desperate whiteknight for no good reason.
>>686167324
The digital currency Bitcoin will peak at December 4th, 2013
>>686187143
To be honest I had a dog and didn't like him and kinda glad his dead now.
But I'm pretty much the same way with my dad, though he lives yet.
>>686167324
Fuck Bitches - Make Money
>>686167324
"ignore her. she really is stupid"
>>686167324
get your shit straight and go to college when you graduate.
>>686179868
I was feeling kinda sad actually.
oh wow 2007 was that long ago, wasn't it?
>>686167324
stay well the fuck away from your pc and cut your hair it makes you look even more like a retard and for fuck sake don't become a brony.
Don't date Alyssa.
Trust me.
Get the gun from the uncle and kys
Do not go to the same high school your older brother went to.
Save and buy your first guitar and start singing lessons, you will know one guy that will be your best friend and another who will play drums in your band. A guy from your school who play bass say to him that you want to start a punk band in highschool
>>686167324
Had this done to me in Bali. Girls took turns stroking my balls and rubbing my asshole too. Happy Finish after an hour of this.
Feelsgoodman.
>>686167324
i would tell myself to save up and buy as many bitcoins as i could get my hands on
>>686167324
The gun is in the uncles closet, combination is 8-32-39.
>>686184867
leld
>>686185545
liked this one
Stay the course, you got this.
>>686167324
Gas the jews
but i'm 13
>>686167324
Stop lying you fucking little compolsive liar. And dont fuck her, it's a big mistake (and invest in bitcoins, throw all your savings on it)
>>686189655
i have a tip for you, try to fuck all the bitches while you can. theyre hornier than they let you believe
Don't open it.
>>686167324
wear a condom
>>686167324
dont bother with your education just sell drugs after 8th gade
>>686169075
>Underrated
You know that annoying chick that keeps trying to tell you you're gay? Yeah, the shitty thing is she's right. Go ahead and put the rubber band around your balls like you want to, save you a lot of emotional pain later.
>>686167324
don't trust your father. When the time comes Korey will break your heart worse than any other woman could. Smack that bitch if you get a chance, she's not your sister. you don't need shit, you don't take shit. fight the bullies who try to beat you up. Your gains will come.
>>686170855
This
>>686167324
Jenny wants the D
Your best friend from 2nd grade is about to run away. In 2 weeks time she'll be found dead in the forest you used to play in. Find her now, dont let her run. Mom gets early onset alzheimers around your 17th birthday. Dont be dick to her between now and then. She'll always remember you as how you were when you were 15-16. If youre still a dick to her she'll never forgive you because she will always think youre that old with her memories on loop.
Keep it up...it all works out...your life is fun as shit...your gonna meet famous people...but smile more...you knock out a tooth with your dreadlocks in 05 or so...but it was funny...Chris will be there...
>>686171513
>tfw i had 56 bitcoin from way back when they weren't worth anything
>forget password to wallet
>bitcoin hit $1000
>FML
Stop kidding yourself and embrace the gay
Cancer is going to kill a whole lot of people around you in a few years, try to make time for your brother especially
Get yourself checked out, ignore the people who say you are paranoid, if you catch it early maybe there is a chance.
don't trust them. don't visit your cousins this summer. leave ulisses, and make him feel like shit. he deserves it.
don't talk to the people at school. don't wear your favourite shirt anymore. keep your interests to yourself. hide somewhere other than by the wall, everyone can still see you.
she'll be there for you. he'll be there for you. they're all you'll need. and for the love of god you aren't insane you fucking bitch.
good luck.
>>686167324
Exercise, you fat ass bitch!!
>>686192683
oh and, talk to your grandparents. ask to visit them. spend time with them. you won't regret it.
>>686167324
Don't fuck around, learn more languages and get into programming.
>>686177579
Was looking for this
>>686167324
Buy shares in Microsoft
>>686167324
don't fuck --------, she has herpes
>>686169950
I would be weirded out if I started getting porn recommendations via email from someone I don't know. But grateful I guess
>>686172452
No, you're just new
>>686167997
good one
You don't get laid for another 7 years you beta faggot.
>>686192150
$56,000 wasted by your incompetence.
$56,000 you have, but cant use because you fucked up, and cant stick to using a password you can remember.
>I bet you write down you passwords now.
