Insult me /b/
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Insult me /b/
You're a good person.
>>686158795
Time stamp
>>686158928
Harsh
>>686159012
>You're a magnific person and wish you the best.
That harsh?
You seem like a nice guy
>>686159165
You're heartless
>>686159229
/b/ ain't holding back today.
Such a lovely person
Life already insulted you enough
>>686159271
Tell me more, OP.
>>686158795
What is that, a penis? Or did you just leave some leftover ham down here.
>>686159619
I can show more
>>686158795
Is that a usb cable?
You seem like a lovely fella.
>>686159893
no thats my penis
>>686158795
Why the fuck do you have such a small penis you beta cunt?
Nice bed, I like your taste I future
>>686159817
Good try not posting your penis, op.
>>686158795
Nice clit
>>686158795
are you that mache alles guy?
you seem very fat are you ok do you wanna talk about it? Sugar kills don't eat it.
>>686159893
no.,.. the white wire...
>>686158795
Your presence today is appreciated.
Your bed is like your dick. Small and uncomfortable.
>>686160549
It's my iPhone charger. >>686159973 was not OP
>>686160709
That is a heated blanket on a memory foam mattress. If my bed is anything, it's comfortable.
>>686159817
You'd probably have a bigger dick if you weren't so fucking fat.
Yes, being a fat ass is like sticking your dick through a pillow (of fat) you can't take off. But fat also somewhat alters the body's hormone balance, as it stores estrogens (in tiny quantities, but the more fat you have, the more that adds up). This means when you were a teenager, your physical sexual growth (i.e. testosterone) was counteracted by all the estrogen floating around, reducing the size of your penis, testicles, keeping you less hairy, and probably making your voice less deep than it would otherwise be. You dun goofed OP. Even if you lost weight and that pillow of fat, your dick will never get bigger than it is. Think about how it could've been an inch or more longer and girthier, if only you weren't fat.
On the plus side, you have slightly lowered chances of going bald (if you were genetically predisposed to that anyway).
If you shaved your legs, torso, armpits and face... And grew your hair long, I'd totally fuck you. No joke.
>>686158795
I have the same remote controller
It's like we could be friend
You are loved OP, and nothing says I love you more than people who love you for you, and not your body. You are amazing OP! Do you have anything nice to at from your home?
>>686161520
>Do you have anything nice to at from your home?
Do what?
>>686161406
>>686158795
So, OP, are you game? I'd get you off with the shower head after I came in your soft, warm asshole.
>>686158795
How many inches are you erect?
>>686162696
Around 4
>>686162838
Perfect size.
state?
>>686162838
Are you bi or curious?
>>686163165
Nah, I'm straight, just an exhibitionist. I'll fuck around online sure but that's it.
>>686158795
HOLY FUCK!! WTF HAPPENED?
>>686163267
Shame.
>>686163166
:C
I would love to fool around with you.
>>686163393
>>686163267
I got first dibs on him.
>>686163755
Ahh you're that guy!
>>686158938
op what the fuck
>>686164368
What? It's my tiny dick and a time stamp.
>>686158795
I can't tell if that's a clit or a dick, judging by its size
>>686163755
WTF HAPPENED OT YOU? HORMONAL ISSUES DURING PUBERTY? YOU ARE ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING DUDE.
>>686164610
Well it ejaculates, from what I can tell, semen. So I've always assumed it was a penis.
>>686163755
Ahahahah
Moar op
>>686165654
What do you want to see?
>>686158795
Here's the thing. From the pic I can tell that you're about 100lbs overweight. A lot of penis size can get buried in subcutaneous fat for heavy guys.
I should know. I was a girthy 7.75 in high school when I was fit. That's a pretty respectable size. Here, 15 years and 80lbs later I'm just over 5" hard.
Back in the day, most women were very impressed with what I was packing and they'd let me know. Now, it's always embarassing to let them see/touch me for the first time and there's nearly always an "I'm disappointed but I'm trying not to be mean about it" expression.
There have been many ladies that simply stopped flirting or expressing interest after they saw/touched it the first time. Most are polite but seem unimpressed. A couple were downright mean and checking out my hand/foot size for comparison, telling me I'm small, that most guys have more, etc. But like most smaller guys, that sort of turned me on.
But anyhow tl;dr, moral of this story is losing a ton of weight will help out with many things, especially penis size.
>>686158795
this is sad, i cant insult you in a tough situation like this...
>>686158795
Looks like God already fucked you over.
>>686166339
OH FUCK OFF NIGGER.YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE MASSIVELY OBESE TO HIDE 2.5". YOU WERE ALWAYS 5" YOU FAT CUNT.
>>686158795
I don't normally post, I prefer to lurk. However I saw this post and I have to say you look like an upstanding member of the public and I would be happy to get a pint with you.
Any small cock bros wanna trade pics and jerk off together on snap chat?
>>686163267
I call b.s. You're posting your erect dick on /b/ so other dudes can look at it, but you're straight? Riiight.
>>686168450
>I'll fuck around online
>>686168776
>>686168450
Plus I'm an exhibitionist, I like people to see me naked.
>>686168776
Online gayness translates to gayness period. If the thought of dudes fapping to your micro penis online gets you off, that means you're flaming homo. Period.
>>686168905
Again, gay.
>>686169041
>Showing your dick = taking a dick up the ass
>>686158795
you are a valuable human being. when you pass on, the world will be less than what it was with you. it will be a poor day for humanity.
>>686158795
MORE!
>>686169573
What do you want to see?
>>686169379
Given that logic, receiving head from a dude or jacking each other off is perfectly straight. Not only are you a lardass, you're a gay lardass in denial.
>>686158795
I bet you suck at driving.
>>686169655
belly or ass
Are those Christmas Lights in May?
>>686158795
Look at yourself, you have it hard enough already. Cheer up.
Is that a penis?
>>686170846
I might suck at this whole comforting thing
>>686170663
I can hardly ever get a good shot of my ass, this might be the best I have from a while ago
Is that a penis? Or did you drop a cashew on your pussy?
>>686170978
that is the same photo from the other day?
>>686170978
dick pls
>>686171128
Yeah, I've used it a few times, best shot I've ever got of my ass
>>686158795
use meth, stop being a fatfuck
>>686170978
I'm straight and I'm into fat girls, you're somewhat feminine, and I like it...
go for it
>>686171232
Already here >>686159817and here >>686166377. If you want something specific I might do it.
you are an amazing human
Whenever I think I have a small dick, I see shit like this and remind myself it could be so much worse
>>686164549
you are right thats a tiny dick man
>>686171479
Have you ever thought about actually becoming a woman?
>>686171677
If nothing else I'm useful for that.
>>686171479
lift your legs and shows that dick
>>686171775
Not even once.
>>686158795
You have a massive vaginal destroyer op, truly colossal fuck stick.
>>686158938
kek looks like my GFs clit
>>686163755
>>686172036
I dont want to say the same , but it looks like a clit
LMAO WTF OP
>>686158795
Whats your story? How did you end up so like fucked
>>686166377
Actually not too bad
>>686158795
whats it like sleeping on a single bed hahaha loser
nice plant you fat piece of shit
>>686171877
>>686171775
That's because he's a gay man.
You ever been in a relationship OP?
Are you a virgin?
If no, ever fuck a girl without paying for her?
On a scale of 1-10 how low is your confidence?
>>686161118
Is any of this true or are you bullshitting
>>686174493
No
Yes
No
-10
>>686174493
Virgin
Confidence is about an 8.5
>>686174695
He's not talking about your "online confidence," he means real life.
>>686174829
So am I.
>>686175009
Is that why you hide behind those layers of fat? Is that why you overeat? Is that why you're on here looking for attention?
>>686174690
Since you're such a beta why not just pay for sex? Or are you a broke bitch still living with mommy?
>>686175197
I live with my dad. Mother passed when I was younger.
>>686174695
That's not me.
>>686175322
So you have no job? What do you do all day besides stuff your face, browse 4chan, and fap? How old are you?
>>686175106
I could be in perfect shape with a 10 inch dick and I'd still post my dick. This is like the 10th time I've said this, but I'm an exhibitionist.
>>686175435
Your not op
>>686175511
*Gay exhibitionist.
Exhibitionists are attention seekers because they lack confidence and seek validation from external sources.
>>686175506
I have a part time job. I'm 35.
>>686158795
Ur feet are really small
>>686175768
Or, you know, it gets me off when people see my dick. Sometimes things really are black and white.
>>686175940
Exactly, you're GAY.
>>686175905
Do you have no desire to lose your virginity? Again, why not just pay for sex?
>>686176009
Then you and I have two different definitions of gay.
Is it actually possible to have a dick this small or is this achieved from using drugs?
>>686176184
I'm bi, and it's tough finding guys who are into chubby guys. Paying for sex isn't something in interested in.
>>686176206
A straight person does not get off on taking naked photos for the enjoyment of members of the same sex.
