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UK vs USA

>pick a side
>do your worst
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da argument is in english

uk invent english

uk win evrytime
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>>686158606
fuck off faggot
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>>686158728
/thread
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>>686158761
sup murrica
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>>686158606

> picks canada
> enjoy your thread
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>>686158728
america re-invented english and made it their own updated language. its like comparing nokia 3310 to iphone.

new > old
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>>686158927
look everyone, we got an edgy moose running loose

be very afraid
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>>686159050
>re-invented
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>>686158606
I just kek'd so hard to this, so true Kek
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This is a tuesday in LA
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>>686158728
/thread
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>>686159141

Don't be afraid, enjoy some maple syrup instead.
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>>686159050

:')
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Caucasian top tier EU fag here.

Is it true the national meal in US is burger?
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>>686159050
> implying an iphone is better than the nokia 3310
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>>686159975
probably
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this is what I imagine 100% of college girls in murrica are like
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>>686158728
>Brittish invented English.
>Americans made it so you can understand what they are saying.
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>>686160279

Ma neem is billy-bo am from texes, fucked both mah sisters n married ma cous'n but mah dad don care cuz he did it too
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>>686160233
kekd and cringed so fucking hard
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>>686160456
>funny cause its true
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>>686160279
Oi mate, I'll whop ye In da diddlyboo ya wanker.
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>>686160575
God knows I hate the buck teeths
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At least America isn't a muslim infested cuck land like the UK.
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>>686160456
See>>686160575
Also
>Implying that southern american dialects are not the closest thing to middle English, that the Brits made.
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>>686160752

25% nigger
25% mexican

>15% muslim "Infested"
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>>686160752
Yeah we know, murricans prefer the nigger.

lel
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>>686160279
Vikings invented english and enslaved the good looking ones, that is why all the english ladies are ugly as fuck and all the scandinavian ones are stunning. USA was made from religious crazyfags that escaped from Europe. Prove me wrong. k bay
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Its very progressive of UK to not be seen as racist.
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>>686160921
Mexicans cut my lawn for pennies and Niggers serve me my freedom fries... Extra Free
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>>686160456
Luckily the UK has no history of inbreeding.
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>>686161088
> kbay

Well that's a sign you've lost :^^^^)
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>>686160752
At least we didn't declare our own national flag as racist
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>>686161088
>prove me wrong
Boston Tea Party

rekt
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>>686158606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF3yrdv3eY8
Poland makes me laugh
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>>686160718
7.31 avg of Missing teeth for an American vs
6.97 avg of Missing teeth for a Brit

0.34 is a massive amount in this chart
“In conclusion, we have shown that the oral health of Americans is not better than the English, and there are consistently wider educational and income related oral health inequalities in the US compared with England,”

Study for yourself “Austin Powers Bites Back” source, this is a 100 year old meme you still like getting cucked by!
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>>686161412
>posts made-up study
good effort tho
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>>686161346
A country founded by the religiously persecuted so they could be free to persecute others
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>>686161612
http://www.bmj.com/content/351/bmj.h6543

You Americans really suck at learning
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>>686160456
Different anon here, I live in West Texas, and I don't even have remotely close to a southern accent. Everyone, Americans included, seem to have a false idea that Texans are wild cowboys with a southern accent. Some have a certain accent, others have a different one. The only thing accurate about people in Texas is that there is a high amount of meat consumption. And there is a high degree of agriculture and livestock production as well.
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>>686161038
>niggers provide drugs, mostly only mingle amongst their species and generally keep their barbaric violence amongst themselves/in their own neighborhoods
>Mexicans clean our houses and mow our lawns for low rates.
>Muslims provide explosions and a threat to national stability.

Hmm, well keep our niggers and Mexicans if you make sure your Muslims don't come here.
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>>686161612
>posts american hero
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>>686161299
That's great, kid! :)
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>>686161801
>stuff about texas
Yeah maybe, but Texas national meal is still bull testicle
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>>686161957
>implying trump is an American hero

Consider the following
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>>686161346
Niggers were in Africa. Niggers then in America. Now niggers everywhere. Fuck America.
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>>686162074
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>>686161633
That's right!
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>>686162094
SJW has been triggered, stand back folks he might start throwing lentils
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>>686158606
UK=CAN>USA

IMO
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>>686161801
And a low amount of education. That part of the stereotype is true too. Isn't Texas dead last for highschool graduation?
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>>686162433
>implying I'm an SJW

I hate all presidential nominees, they're all fucking retarded and can't run a country.
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Not only is murrica the fattest country in the world, it's also the only country to have made up their own burger-infused sports.
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>>686162705
Edgy SJW sorry I know how you Non-conforming human acceded objects of genderless society are about your pronouns or is Edgy not right?
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>>686162538
depends if you play football
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>>686162433
Kek
That cuck probably supports Bernie and is proud bout it
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>>686162782
*mexico then the US then britcuckastan
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>>686163389
Well Im not american so why would I support any of them, I get to sit here and watch you all piss into the pool you swim in, its great.
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>>686163305
Don't most of your football players read at like a 4th grade level?
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>>686163002
>Can't make an argument because I'm right
>Still saying I'm an SJW

If you cant make an argument your opinions don't matter... Nobody running is for for the presidency prove me wrong
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>>686161168
>posts Daily Mirror

ur a funny 1 m8
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>>686163389
>Not understanding that adoption is a thing
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>>686159050
>re-invented english
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>>686163675
You say I posted made up study, I linked study.
You are wrong.
Well that was fucking easy.
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Just a friendly reminder that

Aus > Can > UK = US

Aussies unite
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When I was traveling around Europe every time we met a person or couple who smiled a lot and was polite they were always American.
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>>686163923
Naw naw m8 its Can>AUS>UK>Everything>Aids>US
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>>686163838
You didn't link any study
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>>686161412
getting cucked by a meme huh
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>>686163923
So that which is greater than Aus, Can, and UK = US?
Sounds about right
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>>686164050
http://www.bmj.com/content/351/bmj.h6543
Also 2 posts under your original post Im sure your at least smart enough to use Ctrl+F you fuckwit
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I'm a Canadian who currently lives in the UK for school. Moving to the US after I'm finished here.

The US as a whole to too different for me to really know. I mean Canada and the UK are both superior to the American South. But Canada > New England area of the US (Ironic, I know) > UK > American South
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>>686164244
Wrong person, I'm not the teeth talking guy
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>>686158606
>Anglo - Saxon master race
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USA is the biggest world power, we will wipe your third world country off the fucking map. We invade anywhere we want.
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>>686164364
Oh so your just a retard that apparently has no interest in any of the candidates but still cares what others think about them well you are a special kind of fuckwit.
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>>686164577
tell that to china
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america is home to the virgin killer
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>>686159050
Left me fix your post for you, anon.
America spelled shit wrong, when UK pointed it out, America, being the egotistic fuck it is, decided to make its own language instead of admiting how stupid it is.
Wrong < Correct
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>>686163746

This happened laddo, I'm from England but this definitely happened.
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>>686164643
america is home to so many pedophiles, bet most loli fans are yanks also
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>>686164643
Killer virgin
You imply he was some awesome psychopath that had some thing for killing only virgins when in reality just someone who couldn't get laid.
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>>686160279

Say that to my mush m8 and I'll biff you on the noggin you twonk!
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>>686164995
>Most loli fans are yanks
>Forgets Japan is a thing
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>>686164641
Haha you mean the country that can't do shit to us and we will take out debt and tell them to shove their shit?
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>>686165074

Japan doesn't count, Japan never counts.
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>>686158728
America invented the internets
UK uses internets
America wins every time

See how retarded your argument is?
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>>686159050
>Implying apple products are somehow innovative and reinvent anything
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>>686165306
UK invented internet**
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>>686165449
Doesn't have to be innovative. They're an icon, popular all over the world. Kinda like a lot of american culture.
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>>686165172
No sorry you got that wrong its the country your massively in debt to and could end the economy as we know it by asking for it back or withdrawing investment into these funds.

You don't see the poor laughing at the rich cause the poor don't have power.
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>>686165306
>Britain invented computers
your argument is invalid
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>>686165644
Aids is everywhere doesn't mean people like it.
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>>686165074
this isnt about japan, this is about your shitty so-called freedom of a country
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America is a Republic and has the electoral college. It's not real democracy. The British electoral system isn't amazing since it isn't PR, but it at least represents each area far better.

And British jokes/humour is generally better too. Not always, just generally.
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>>686165699
Everyone knows but Americans discovered abiogenesis therefore superseded everything in the claims.
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>>686165699
I see your muslim reeducation program is working. Computers were made by american physicists you europoor
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>>686165762
Aids isn't voluntary (most of the time). Buying a $700 american phone, or watching their movies, or listening to their music, is.

Try again.
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>>686165798
I'm not American. I was just pointing out bullshit.
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>>686165913
was talking about your culture buddy
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>>686165809
GOD DAMN I LOVE BEING AMERICAN. FREE TO SHOOT NIGS WHILE THE BRITBONGS GETS THEIR DAUGHTERS RAPED BY REFUGEES
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>>686166010
I don't get what you're trying to say.
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>>686160233
>this have to be a lie
>this have to be
>this have to
>this have
>this


C A N T W A K E U P
A
N
T

W
A
K
E

U
P
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>>686158606
lol you mean Britanistan vs Americuck?
the only places with any hope for the white race left are Russia and Australia.
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Space Taliban Will.i.am has arrived from the heavens to call you all faggots
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usa all the way

us uk have a shit Disneyland compared to the usa
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>>686165899
Charles Babbage - when the fuck will you retarded Americans actually teach your demonic retard spawn.
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>>686166018
We only accepted about 20,000. We should really accept more or try some diplomatic solutions.

Also, gun laws? Man, those really fuck you up in America.
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>>686165809
enjoying ahmed's dick yet euro?
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>>686165809
Look. Another stupid faggot who doesn't know what the electoral college is.
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>>686166141
As in not your product output your very culture and society the way you live its a virus of no value to humanity
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>>686166384
Better hide your combat fork mate
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>>686166384
we need to liberate your ass for the 2nd time in a few years
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>>686158728
/thread
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>>686166276
nice try brit. try not reading your feminism encroached textbooks
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>>686160921
>>686161038

I'll take blacks and Mexicans over sand niggers any day. The Mexicans aren't really that bad either unless your profession is plumbing, fruit picking, or landscaping
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>>686158856
spicey meme, may i save?
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these threads always brings out the autism in /b/
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>>686166462
...Movies and music are a part of culture you fucking idiot.

People from all over the world come to learn at American universities, even world leaders of other countries. It's an immigrant nation - it's made up of people who expressly came that because they value the way Americans live.

You have no fucking clue what you're even saying.
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>>686166805
you cant bait by just being a retard friendo, but your american so I'll let it pass
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>>686166440
It's an unfair voting system where voters who are wealthy or have high influence get to vote and not even follow what everyone else has to say.
>>686166422
I'm a bit of a faggot, yes. Hey, at least were saving way more lives than we're harming.
>>686166575
You what bruv'?
>>686166701
Why?
Like, seriously, why?
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this ones for the uk

>look at this faggot brit, hurting animals, go fuck yaselves
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America invented aids
America invented niggers
America is a faggot just like OP
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>>686167215
And yet Canada has cucked America into spending blood an treasure to protect Canada while we give our people education and healthcare instead.

It's fucking great.
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>>686166936
Every country at some level has people coming to for lots of reasons, Saudi arabia has lots of foreign students aswell but don't see people praising their shit.

Music and art are apart of culture I'm saying what you contribute to that isn't Music and art you fucking idiot.
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>>686167476
protect canada from what, the ocean they are surrounded by?

I knew canadians are retarded but this brings it to a new level
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>>686163923
>Implying Britain's prisoner dumping island is better than Britain and Canada
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>>686161852
Muslims provide excellent food, marijuana and women (persian women are the shit). I myself have never been blown up in an explosion but you sure as shit have been robbed by a black guy.

I don't mind all 3 though so eh.
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>>686162538
Far from, in fact, that's almost the opposite.

Sorry, I wasn't paying much attention to the thread.

http://www.governing.com/gov-data/high-school-graduation-rates-by-state.html
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>>686167708
Protect us from nothing, that's exactly the fucking point.

The US is always complaining how their massive military budget keeps the rest of the world safe, and because they spend so much, other countries don't have to spend as much. Listen to any republican blather on about "other countries having to pay their fair share."

It's a great deal for everyone else.
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>>686162074
Where are you getting your facts from?

http://www.statesymbolsusa.org/symbol-official-item/texas/state-food-agriculture-symbol/chili
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>>686162538
I go to the second best ranked highschool in the entire US, and I live in Texas. Dumbfuck
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The US is the only country that's been able to figure out the proper names for fries, chips, and soccer.
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>>686168504
>2nd best ranked school in US in texas
>best school in US
>in texas

best for what? amount of children elimminated by gunfire? your police too coward to actually kill the gunmen murdering students?
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>>686168809

And it invented none of those
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School shootings.
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>>686168504
>Ranked highschool

As if that means shit LOL
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>>686164341
Britain was getting their ass pounded by the Nazis until the USSR and the US came and saved their puny asses
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>>686158606
>implying global states truly mattress anymore, we're all on the same fucked up floating rock and have grown to be such an influence at any moment we all can be totally and utterly fuct
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>>686169019
>Europe was getting their ass pounded by Europe till Europe and Ex-European colony came over
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>>686168860
that's okay the rest of the world eats our food watches our television and generally consumes american pop culture at rates that far outstrip the consumption within the country of production. when was the last time anyone else produced anything of note?
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>>686169481
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>>686161852
Winrar
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>>686169537
Harry potter, Dr who, Jame pond....
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>>686169858
the last gasps of a failing empire
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>>686169858
if the anglos really wanted to maintain any sort of relevance they would brexit and then we could form the glorious commonwealth between the UK, US Canada and Australia
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>>686168914
You're absolutely right. Education at a university level is where it comes down to.

http://www.usnews.com/education/best-global-universities/rankings

And sure! You can dismiss it entirely on the premise that it's from the US, but I'd like to see facts and credible sources that say otherwise.
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I've lived in both UK and USA. The US is BY FAR a better place. Statistics don't mean shit. Both have faults.

UK did a lot of things first, but we do it much better. Life is better.

(I've lived in 3 different UK countries and 14 different states in the US).
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>>686167216
i mean, your kids shoot each other

and most of them are dirty animals so it's a tie on that front anon
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>>686171251
>3 different UK countries

fucking hell. proving that yank education is top tier
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>>686158606
î like britfags more. not that dumb
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>>686171503
dude your not helping us here the UK has four countries in its union.
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>>686158606
England is like America only unfree and irrelevant.
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>>686170776
What are you trying to prove? I'm not denying that the US is an educational superpower. We all know it is. Some of the greatest universities in the world are in the US.

I'm just saying bragging about going to a "ranked highschool" is absolutely laughable. It becomes irrelevant as soon as you go to college. This has nothing to do with the strength of American universities overall.

Your fancy highschool obviously needs a better selection process.

And for what it's worth, I go to one of the schools on that list.
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>>686158606
>>>686171503
>dude your not helping us here the UK has four countries in its union.
And the US has 50 states, of which I've lived in 14! You fuckin people will pick shit for no reason. I don't give a flying fuck HOW many countries make up the UK, I've lived in 3 of them!

Do you get it now?!
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>>686158606
UK capital run my jihadist
US capital run by secret muslim
Equal
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>>686171251
Amerifag here, I think it really depends on your class of wealth. If you're dirt poor, the UK is better to live in since it gives out "free" shit like the NHS and allows people on welfare to buy fast food, it's definitely a better choice for a refugee or some kind of legal or illegal immigrant who has nothing. But for the wealthy, the US is the obvious choice for individual, most people believe the 1% rule the US, so it might be arguable that you wealthier you are, the more privileged and powerful you become as well.

But for people who are somewhere in the middle, I'm not sure which is better. Since you have experience in both countries, I'm willing to trust to a degree you have a better idea on this.
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>>686170524
Anything anyone does with the USA only benefits the USA. No thanks, we'll keep our English commonwealth with the fucking kiwis and kangaroos and curry eaters
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>>686172535
I mostly agree. The only problem is that the UK has actual royalty. So I'd rather rich and royal in the UK than just rich in the US.

But in general, the US is a better place to be rich, and the UK a better place to be poor.
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>>686162132
Yea.... sorry about that. I regret this also. We did not think this through.
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>>686172232
I'm not the anon you were originally laughing at. I agree that believing high school shouldn't be held in high regard simply because it's run by the taxpayer, and a college degree is the best financial security for the individual. Not always, but generally speaking of course.
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>>686159593
Because there aren't fat fucks in the U.K., right? No, because even the poorest America can afford to ride whenever they feel like it.
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>>686158606
>>>686171251
>Amerifag here, I think it really depends on your class of wealth. If you're dirt poor, the UK is better to live in since it gives out "free" shit like the NHS and allows people on welfare to buy fast food, it's definitely a better choice for a refugee or some kind of legal or illegal immigrant who has nothing. But for the wealthy, the US is the obvious choice for individual, most people believe the 1% rule the US, so it might be arguable that you wealthier you are, the more privileged and powerful you become as well.
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>But for people who are somewhere in the middle, I'm not sure which is better. Since you have experience in both countries, I'm willing to trust to a degree you have a better idea on this.
I started dirt poor. Hell, I remember govt cheese, chicken, and peanut butter.

I worked my ass off, sometimes with 3 jobs, to make a decent life for my family.

Not rich. And I've been both rich AND poor in both the UK and US.

BY FAR, I mean leaps and bounds, leagues, the US has been better in ALL aspects of life, both in my poor times AND my not-so-poor times.

Get off the dole, stop suckin your mom's or your govt's Tit, and life will unfold at your feet.

If you work for it.
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>>686158606
UK already lost it was called the revolution get your feelings hurt nasty teeth ass clowns
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>>686173856
I agree with the retard.
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>>686160921
13% black/partial black (think Halle Berry/Will Smith) and 14% Hispanic (to include Costa Ricans/Argentines and dozen + others).
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>>686158606
>USA
Back to back world war champions. UK was getting dicked on in WWII until we came in and saved your asses. Also, we had a system that put niggers below us! Also, UK couldn't keep us colonized, goes to show just how effective the British empire was. Kek
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>>686165646
Yes because asking for it back wouldn't end in us just nuking them, stop being so fucking dumb. The USA runs shit, they wouldn't ever be that stupid, plus we run their economy also.
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>>686158606
I pick America. We're fucking awesome. We're honestly the center of attention 90% of the time in this world.
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>>686160718
fuck I kek'd so hard when I read that with the accent
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I'm from the UK, but both sides suck so I side with Mexico.
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>>686174490
For all the wrong reasons, fat boy.
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Being fat is a sign of wealth. At least you burn fat off, can't burn teeth off.
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>>686158606
USA.
>lax emission standards compared to Britfags
>more room. Shit, I can travel to our lesser populated and never, ever see a person.
>mah guns. Fuck you britfags and your tight ass laws. I can own whatever gun I want.
>I can pick any climate I want. If I want to live in the Tundra, I can. If I want to live in the tropics I can... and it's all in my country. Mountains? Check, Plains? Check.
> Our native population is still alive. Britfags extinguished any sources.
>no royalty. Fuck the crown.
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At-least people in the UK can go to school without being shot.Just sayin
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>>686174950
At least people in the US can hunt for their food, drive off intruders, and revel in the glory and fun of being a gun owner. Just saying
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>>686174804
Hey faggot go kill yourself. I know youre fucking jealous. Dont try and hide it. We're god's gift to earth BITCH!!!
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>>686174872
With enough hydrochloric acid, I'm sure you could.
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>>686158606
Who gives a fuck about the UK and the US, We all know that France is the best country of all the time.
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America does not have the best schools . you only know how to present em well. And even if you had the best , america is still so full of shitheads so you cant have enough smart dudes around .http://www.insidermonkey.com/blog/the-14-most-educated-countries-in-the-world-346448/ http://www.mbctimes.com/english/20-best-education-systems-world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6lyURyVz7k the last one is especially funny
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>>686162132
Blame the Dutch for the nigger slave trade.
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>>686175260
That's cause the rich control everything in this country. American's are just sheep.
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>>686158606
USA

Honestly I don't have to make an argument, it's pretty obvious.
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>>686158606
>At-least people in the UK can go to school without being shot.Just sayin


HUGE, ENORMOUS swaths of places in our great country that have never seen this. Don't believe the news. The US is mostly quiet, decent people living our lives without violence.

(But ready, in a moments notice, to defend ourselves, our country, or hell, even the UK).
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>>686175255
I rather live in uk than in isis controlled France.
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>>686175140
1.You honestly think there is no hunting in the UK? Game meat is probably more prevalent here than in most of the US

2. Less crime in the UK, so less need to 'drive off intruders'

3. "Glory" of owning a gun? You must have a small dick if you think owning a gun brings you glory.
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Thing for me is, whenever i see these threads, i always see the comparison of militaries, the main issue with the american army is that a huge percentage have never actually seen combat, i did 2 seperate tours of afghan and the majority of americans i met (great guys dont get me wrong) were completely unprepared because they didnt have the correct training, their chain of command was in shambles, and whilst they were operational with us as a sort of last resort support group, we ended up having to help them out quite a few times, i remember we were dealing with a small group of guys posing as poppy farmers living in some compounds we knew were abandoned a few weeks before, our aim was to go on foot about 4 miles to where they were and the american humvees who were our fsg ended taking the wrong direction and set up in the EXACT compound these guys were operating from, mortar plates set up and everything, still though, the yanks only lost 4 of their guys, bad times
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>>686175585
Uk muslim problem is worst than france wt are talking about
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>>686164647
American English is closer to Shakespearean English than English english. We are more english than you fucks.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/booknews/9143302/How-should-Shakespeare-really-sound.html
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>>686175610
We're fucking warriors. Damn fucking right it's glorious you chips and fish eating fuck. If gun clinging Americans showed up in the uk we'd take over you're entire country in a day. Bunch gunless fucking queers.
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>>686162132
blame the fucking dutch. they started the damn slave trade
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>>686175610
Less crime in the UK? That's factually false. Less gun crime, maybe, but there was less crime in the UK back before you idiots banned guns. Funny that violent crime rates increased after you did that. Seems like it would do the opposite. Dickhead.
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>>686159975
no national dish, but usually associated with apple pie when you ask most Americans.
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>>686175288
>>686176101
sorry didnt see it
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>>686175610
There's no way it's more prevalent in the UK. There's just no way. You're retarded if you think that. We have more forests, and lenient gun laws. We can actually own hunting rifles.

There's less crime because there's less population. Less cities, less niggers.

I don't know about you, but owning a piece of machinery that can sling death at anything you point at is pretty glorious.
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>>686175839
Shit didn't think isis would take over Europe faster than the Nazi's did.
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>>686158606
>>>686175140
>1.You honestly think there is no hunting in the UK? Game meat is probably more prevalent here than in most of the US
>
>2. Less crime in the UK, so less need to 'drive off intruders'
>
>3. "Glory" of owning a gun? You must have a small dick if you think owning a gun brings you glory.


Wrong. I hunted all over England, Scotland, and Ireland. NO WAY IN HELL is there more game-taking and using in the UK than the US! Rich man's sport over there. Here in the US, it's EVERY man's sport.

And right.
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>>686161801
and that if you fly in to Texas you're gauranteed to see atleast 50 men in business suits while wearing cowboy boots and a hat in the airport alone.
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>>686175255
The French, Fight with their feet and fuck with their faces.
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>>686158728
/thread
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>>686161412
missing teeth doesn't mean shit faggot. I've had around 6 teeth pulled because they wouldn't fit properly in there. after they were pulled, teeth came in correctly and straight. had great teeth ever since because they fit properly. thus dental hygiene while technically missing more teeth than the average person.
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>>686175443
thats another thing i dont get . Thats a big issue but as soon as someone wants laws against this they yell communists. I dont get it . im objectively poor , i live in germany but i still get my good degree and ill study. i dont know if every american can say that from himself
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Got awful quiet in here!
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>>686161344
At least we don't worship every single flag as if it was a deity.
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>>686164995
I'm sorry we don't allow our citizens to fuck little girls by having proper age of consent laws.
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>>686158606
>>>686175443
>thats another thing i dont get . Thats a big issue but as soon as someone wants laws against this they yell communists. I dont get it . im objectively poor , i live in germany but i still get my good degree and ill study. i dont know if every american can say that from himself
See, that right there is the crux, if you will.

I'd rather work for, earn my education than have it dolled out by the govt. I paid for my degrees with sweat and callouses.

There really is no substitute to doing things for yourself.
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US is literally one of the shittiest places in the world to live in.

1/3 of every american is Obese.
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>>686177268
You really don't get it. The rich control absolutely everything in this country. They use the media to turn people against themselves and their own self interest. The rich control every inch of this country even the presidents.
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>>686165646
>asking for it back
>investment into these funds
you have no idea how economies work do you? they can't just "ask for it back" there's contracts in place, like when you take out a loan.

also, they benefit from owning debt (they don't own a massive amount) because of interest payments.

also, look at how much China actually owes the US from government bonds purchased because the current government took over in China, mind you, they promised everyone they would honor said bones.
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>>686178137
Not everyone in this country has the same opportunities in life. Like that nigger mlk said "It's socialism for the rich and rugged individualism for the poor."
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>>686159050
You do not even have a word for Kettle you idiot.
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>>686178221
well lobbyism is every democracys problem . well you gotta admit those riches are doing a great job tho
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>>686158606
Ciamar a tha Niggers.

Im gonna blow yalls minds and pick Scotland. Fuck the rest of the UK.
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>>686158606
>>>686178137
>Not everyone in this country has the same opportunities in life. Like that nigger mlk said "It's socialism for the rich and rugged individualism for the poor."
I call utter Bulls hit on this!

You can come from absolutely nothing, worst part of town, dirt poor, and still pull your ass up. Just by working hard and keeping your nose clean. I came from a part of a city with no opportunities, so I left and found some.
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>>686178735
Not really. The transfer ofnwealth has shifted to the top 1 percent. They own almost as much as the rest ofthe country while it's becoming harder and harder for the rest of us to catch up with the cost of living.
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>>686162782
>calling soccer football
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>>686166384
>only 20.000
>only
wew lad
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>>686179133
True. I don't disagree about being able to achieve the american dream no matter who you are. I see beaners come to this country with jack shit and end up joining our middle class.
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>>686158606
>>>686178735
>Not really. The transfer ofnwealth has shifted to the top 1 percent. They own almost as much as the rest ofthe country while it's becoming harder and harder for the rest of us to catch up with the cost of living.

Meh. Who cares about percentage. If you work hard and apply yourself, get a second job if need be, pay for your own education, (like I did), life here is fuckin sweet compared to the UK.

USA ftw. Every time.
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>>686176073
>A bunch of americucks vs the British army
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>>686179181
Itll find a top . When its not rentable for government staff to work then shit will get real. America needs communism right know
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>>686158728
>>686159050
I'm by no means 'picking sides' here, but is American English really easier to understand than British English?
The advantage of Brit.E is that it keeps the derivations of words from other languages, or simply translates them, whereas Amer.E takes the phonetic instead.
In my experience, it's much easier to learn new languages, words and phrases through understanding the derivation than the 'sounding' of the word.
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>>686165306
The Internet was invented by a British man. Your education is proof of British superiority.
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>>686176073
You retarded fucks wouldn't even be able make it halfway across the ocean before turning back for McDonald's.
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UK doesn't have Donald Trump
Argument won.
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>>686176073
I'm an American & can admit that if a group of Americans showed up trying to take over the country with rifles and hamburgers, they'd make tea out of your blood and drink it upon the heap of your corpses
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>>686180818
keked
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>>686180818
Brit here, why is a man as rich as trump unable to afford convincing hair, or consistent skin tone?
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>>686167531
Are you fucking retarded? Movies is a form of art and Hollywood is known around the world.
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>>686179642
>calling handegg "football"
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>>686181635
>Are you fucking retarded? Movies is a form of art and Hollywood is known around the world.

Hollywood is to film what McDonald's is to food.
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>>686158856
You mean Eurabia?
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>>686181890
Last I checked McDonalds was a global brand too.
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