Psychiatrist here. Slow day In the office. >AMA
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Psychiatrist here.
Slow day In the office.
>AMA
Why do i dream in black?
>>686132604
Have you ever fucked mental patient?
>>686132697
You probably are.
>>686132795
The alcoholic females. They aren't as dirty as the drug addict ones.
schizotypal disorder male here. thinking about joining psychiatry for life. slow day in my room.
bad idea, right?
>>686133010
Greentext plz
I had a dream where a little character came to me and told me what the dream world was. Then he showed me the outside of heaven telling me that some will have to fight a great war against evil to be permitted in.
>>686133066
If it's free go right ahead. It's expensive. I charge 20 a class and the state pays the rest
Will I get a 515 on the MCAT?
He also explained that the waking world is the illusion, that this place in the dream is where man will prove his valor, that warriors were chosen at birth to battle
>>686133363
i know a place, been there, pretty much free but shitty environment.
the most important thing they give free food and free bed, that's like heaven for a really lazy person.
>>686133188
I would but the thread would 404 by the time I'm done.
He went on saying all life is interconnected on this plane, those unworthy will have a chance to eliminate they're cowardice
>>686133284
People look to religion for peace but have to kill In Armageddon. Contradictory
you dream how much important you are, how you know the truth, dreams are probably for simply not to go insane, and for you not to go insane you must be special.
is everyone must feel special to live a normal life?
is it possible to grow up in parent's house?
ever deal with someone who has narcissistic personality disorder?
>>686133645
I started off just like you. Them i felt like my psychiatrist helped me allot and i decided i wanted to help people too.
>>686133984
U mean generation z?
I might have Borderline, what should I do?
>>686132604
um h-how do i get over my social anxiety without the use of drugs.. ?
>>686134062
I think I'm in some kind of denial, because psychiatrist did opposite of help.
>>686134242
OP is a psychiatrist, you're asking the wrong person. A psychologist is what you need.
>>686132604
I have a tenancy to not show up to important occassions, it's not that I always have some kind of fear when it really matters and unless I have no choice but to go, I don't. If I do find a way to go though, I never have any problems, it's always fun but I ALWAYS get some kind of weird feeling in my stomach when I need to do something important. It hasn't been working out too well, been like this all my life. Any suggs?
>>686133944
Yes. It takes longer since most the time your mother will baby you.
>>686134397
i know but there isn't a psychologist anywhere on /b/ atm
I got Dysthymia with occasional double-depression. No doc believes me because I'm not into suicidal thoughts and don't show much emotion aside passive-aggression. Any thoughts, Mr. Psychiatrist ?
>>686132604
Is it a problem if I only get motivated when I'm being trash talked. Much like your image, it's very motivating and reassuring and I'm not sure why but it helps so much more than anyone important to me trying to be polite.
>>686133416
If you studied anything is possible. I believe In you anon. You made it this far more go the extra distance.
>>686134595
kek
>>686133862
Find something that makes you happy. Everyone goes thru this stage.
>>686134742
dont laff..
What is this?
>>686132908
Central europe here, so nope
>>686134825
ok.
>>686134918
Its an ice cream sandwich being carried on the back of a deformed five legged nigger cockroach
>>686134999
trips confirm
>>686132604
I'm drowning in self pity and depression. How to get out?
Being touched makes me cringe and the thought of being in a sexual relationship makes me sick. I think human bodies are disgusting. And yes I was molested as a child. I can orgasm when I masturbate but I don't about sex while I do it. Obviously I'm a lossless virgin. How do I stop being an autist
>>686135095
you probably just need to find something to do that you're passionate about, usually self pity and depression is usually because you have nothing to look forward to or be motivated by. Find it.
>>686135198
>i am a psychiatrist
I met this girl. Real sweet heart at first, I let her move in. Then she plays those girl games. talks when she wants to say something. Then when she does not want to here it , its "ok, or whatever" which is a basically a big fuck you. So I throw her a couple punches.
Am I wrong?
And why do bitches think they are so much smarter then men, that there games will work all the times?
Pussy does not control nothing. Power does, I even told the dumb bitch stop what shes doing or I can go get head for a bottle and blunt.
That when god made her pussy it was not the only one. nor is it that special.
What should I do
>>686134699
Godspeed. I worked awful hard.
>>686132604
A slow day in the shrinks office means an unsuccessful shrink.
>>686134242
How old are you?
>>686135198
thanks
>>686132604
A good friend of mine passed away yesterday from cancer, he was 20. I was with him in the hospital a few hours before he went, it wasn't pretty. I'm having trouble processing all of this as he and his family didn't tell us the cancer came back until they knew he wouldn't make it through the night, we thought he was still in the hospital recovering from a surgery. I had never met his parents until the night he went though we'd been friends since middle school. Should I go see them or give them space?
>>686134595
Well wait until there is one. Or kill yourself.
>>686134825
Typically psychiatrist bullshit. Say meaningless overused phrases and demean the person by implying that it's THEIR fault for not being like everyone else or that it's just a phase.
>>686135128
Learn what autism is before you use the word faggot.
>>686134449
Explain
>>686135486
um old enough to be on /b/
>>686135537
Not OP
Go see them, it's the right thing to do and you'll know immediately if you're unwelcome. If you are unwelcome just apologize and leave.
>>686135599
can you help me kill myself?
>>686135095
Friends help
>>686135870
Don't. You could be another wet hole for a prison nigger to fuck
>>686132604
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
How much wood could a chuck Norris chuck since chuck can chuck anything?
>>686135870
Does ignoring you count?
It was jokes buddy. Just jokes.
I have extreme social anxiety, hence the 4chins.
How do I break the cycle of addiction?
>>686135128
Take it slow with another virgin and go at a peace both are comfortable with
My friend has rage problems
Should he take meds or what?
>>686135599
you sound a bit mad there, /b/ro. want to talk about it?
my dream is to be in a dream forever
but i must give up on it
>>686135367
Leave her.
>>686132604
why do I have suicidal thoughts and days of being down when I'm generally happy and shit is going well?
when I was a child I overheard my parents having sex. I cried, but why?
I got Dysthymia with occasional double-depression. No doc believes me because I'm not into suicidal thoughts and don't show much emotion aside passive-aggression. Any thoughts, Mr. Psychiatrist ?
>>686135537
If you we're really that close to him you should
>>686136428
made me think of that pic where a negro kid saw his mom give head to his father and he just cried
>>686136322
You do not think she will get the clue eventually. i can hit her harder if it helps. I really hate to kick her to the curb. She does give a good blow job.
OP here. I have to go. I will be back later today at 8:30 on the dot.
>>686135483
It's packed now. 8:30 pm anons u..s eastern time its12. Right now
>>686136226
Which part?
Last time i talked about my problems to a psychiatrist, everything was scapegoated onto cannabis abuse.
>>686136616
You could go to Jail. Not worth the risk.
>>686132604
34/w/m with anxiety issues. I was on a b1-selective beta-blocker (Antenolol) for my blood pressure, which really helped with my anxiety and made me far less of an asshole. Doc took me off of it as my health has improved. Local psych didn't want to put me on anything for anxiety, but I know it is having a big affect. I found a street source for Acebutolol (that was an interesting journey), but was wondering if you had a suggestion on something that may help without the cardiac interactions.
>>686132604
>dream last night
>me, my brother and mum were all in my mums room
>clearing old junk out of her wardrobe
>suddenly a lot of noise downstairs occurs and a car screeches away outside
>somebody came in and stole the dog
>mum scream is so loud and horrific it woke me up
>I still felt horrified when I woke up for a while because of her scream
>the dog was Brian Griffin
What does this mean?
How do i git gud?
>>686137302
git gud.
>>686137199
One word. Exaggerate.
>>686137262
You also hated when brian griffin was killed off in family guy, it traumatized you.
>>686135367
aren't you playing games too with doing this m8?
>>686135367
Kill yourself for being a beta christfag who's unable to relate to another human being or comprehend their attempts at communicating to you.
