g/fur All you need to know about me is that I'm gay
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g/fur
All you need to know about me is that I'm gay
anyways if you guys hate niggers so much you should just kill them all
http://moonmankillinniggers.ytmnd.com/
While I was just joking about most of the stuff, women really do get jealous of my hair because I take such good care of it. So here ya go Nibi, and sorry for the potato quality.
based fucking moonman
>>686122464
Almost makes me regret that I cut mine.
>>686122529
Long hair truly is the best.
>>686122464
Mine's longer
>>686122529
Ew dude.
>>686122611
mine is still beyond the male mean, it's just no longer the enormous cascade it was before
I cut it mostly because I wanted layers, it'll grow again, but I'm contemplating keeping it comparatively short for convenience and to at least approximate looking male
>>686122705
what's your problem now
>>686122511
Regardless where it came from there should be a conscious and concerted effort in the American homo population to avoid speaking that way
>>686122738
You dont have long hair like from what I saw of you? Forget it, I dont want your bojpu$$Y anymore.
>>686122705
Mine is much longer than it appears, it just blends in with my black shirt because shit quality photo. Goes down to the bottom of my rib-cage. Your turn.
>>686122738
Nah, grow it out. Fuck what others say, long hair is better if you don't mind taking care of it.
>>686122801
there should be, but there never will be
I'm bored of posting porn
>>686122892
Im not posting pics here. I told you to use a throwaway skype or something.
>what is signalling
>>686122852
That's a great loss for me, but it'll be back. I got it cut like two weeks ago and it was VERY short at that point, it's already expanded considerably.
>>686122892
I do mind taking care of it. It's a pain in the ass. It may be worth it.
>>686122955
Post submarines then
>>686123006
Maybe if you make it pretty, get a straightener.
>>686123003
I don't do skype. It's not like you have to post your whole face, just cover it like I did. But you don't have to if you don't want to, it doesn't bother me any.
>>686123006
Eh, it's your call. I know most people can't be assed to bother with long hair as it can be quite a chore.
>>686123073
maybe I want to go elsewhere and do other things entirely
>>686123158
I've considered that. I quite like my waves, though.
>>686123180
You can make a throwaway skype you realize it wouldn't be terribly difficult.
>>686123180
Better luck next time then.
>>686123006
>I do mind taking care of it. It's a pain in the ass
Don't be so lazy
If you can grow long, luxurious hair you should
>>686123200
Pagani Zondas have nice interiors. A little too flashy, but I appreciate the work that goes into it.
>>686123268
I know, but I seriously have really bad paranoia. I don't like doing any talking outside of these threads.
>>686123268
I like mine straight, it gets too wild.
>>686123352
I am by many of my own metrics one of the laziest people alive. I will want that again, though.
>>686123385
You're willing to post a substantial amount of your own face but not make a fake skype account? Or give him a throwaway email? It's not like those are more traceable than your posting and you literally just gave us enough face to pick you out of a lineup.
>>686123447
So does mine. Them's the breaks. I would like to try straightening, for the experience.
>>686123385
I think it's hideous, exterior is nice but interior is disgusting. slightly better than the huayra's interior though
>>686123559
Terrible, just terrible
>>686123559
I never said it was logical. I know it's fucking stupid, but I've posted my face enough to be comfortable with doing it. I was okay with it because I would sometimes post my face as anon in the face threads. But having a name here is a bit different. And it's not like anyone knows me anyway, I never leave the fucking house.
>>686123585
Well yeah, that was what I meant. Ugly as sin, but I still think the craftsmanship is remarkable.
>>686123693
In any case, I am growing my hair again. It was primarily cut just to get the layers. The question now is only of where I'll stop.
>>686123785
why would you recognize a fundamental flaw in your thinking and choose not to rectify it
>>686123559
Your hair feels "Heavier". Its great though, feels uniform.
>>686123857
Clearly waist-length
>>686123857
Because my severe paranoia and anxiety eclipses my laziness and apathy.
morning
>>686123890
I'd ultimately look rather emo with straightened hair, too. Black and all.
>>686123957
Absolutely not.
>>686124002
Good to know. That image is incidentally approximately the length I'd like my hair to be. It's already almost there again anyway.
>>686124009
Morning, mate. How are ya?
>>686123785
so you respect every other luxury manufacturers interiors for the same reasons then? because there's nothing quality wise that sets the zonda apart
>>686124009
evening
>>686124080
weak
im going to bed
>>686124182
I have to retain SOME semblance of high speed low drag
>>686124231
I heard High Speed Low Drag
>>686124337
who are you and why are you memeing at me
>>686124173
Pagani is different. Horacio Pagani works really fucking hard at his designs, and spends a lot of money on them compared to others, even Bugatti. I think Paganis are the worst of the hyper cars, but also have the most effort put into them, which I can respect. The McLaren F1 will always be my favorite though.
>>686124405
I'm 4465616E, and because I heard high speed low drag.
>>686124542
Ok, whatever.
>>686124126
I'm alright, I was sick as a dog yesterday. Slept all day
>>686124173
What's up dude?
>>686124080
Nuthin wrong with that.
>>686124645
Apparently a rather popular look among the furry crowd.
>>686124644
Aw, I'm sorry to hear that. But at least you're better now, so that's good.
>>686123200
What do you want to do?
>>686124771
I actually just started salivating
>>686124639
I come out of the woodwork at arbitrary intervals for seemingly pointless reasons. Don't worry 'bout it.
>>686124845
do you operate
>>686124713
Best way to get the girly boy look.
>>686124735
A little bit yeah. I just feel really cold now. I put my faith in the healing power of coffee
>>686124845
Not anymore. I am no longer needed.
>>686124837
Gonna grill on Memorial Day?
>>686124927
>>686125056
Whoops, replied to the wrong nignog. Namely myself.
>>686124967
I look like a girl under almost any circumstances. Actually, when I'd just gotten my hair cut, I looked like either a 15 year old boy or a lesbian. My face is special like that.
>>686125056
DID you operate
>>686125006
I've never liked coffee personally, but that's just me. Hopefully its healing powers work for you though.
>>686125126
I was an FMF corpsman, but I wasn't like special forces or some crazy shit like that. Just Doc.
>>686125168
Here's hoping!
>>686124644
not much, won't be around for much longer. how are you?
>>686124771
go fast
>>686125119
I don't have the requisite manly credentials to accomplish that with any proficiency. My dad might.
>>686125234
How about that. Frank, you were a medic too right?
I am merely a civilian with just enough knowledge to irritate people who actually served and not enough to know what I'm talking about in any context. I'm great at spouting /k/ memes though.
>>686125366
You mean you won't be around much longer today, right?
I'm alright. Shaking some kind of sick that layed me out yesterday
>>686125366
Well you won't be going fast in a Ferrari. You'll either hit a wall, or catch on fire beforehand.
>>686125366
Go play sonic
>>686125392
Yeah, I was a medic.
>>686125392
/k/ memes are pretty nice. I like to mimic jargon from SEALs I've met, but other than that I'm just your usual corpsman, really.
post cute shit like this please
>>686125614
There's two of you then, how bizarre. I know a third guy actually who I don't think's ever namefagged who hangs out here and is still in the army. Staff sergeant I think. Also super fucking gay.
>>686125665
We all pretend to be way, way cooler than we are, I think.
>>686125665
Did you guys also live by the Motrin and water mantra?
>>686125735
In the army medics are dime a fucking dozen. Overstrength mos, harder to become a sergeant as a result
>>686125563
yeah, that's what I meant
feeling better though?
sorry I haven't been around to talk much recently
>>686125614
only ones I have installed are the slow ones
>>686125871
Third guy I'm talking about wasn't a medic I'm pretty sure. I also work with a guy who's a captain in the army and I think started enlisted as a cavalry scout.
>>686125126
Isnt that dandy. You will make an excellent girlyboy.
>>686125947
That's cool man, we're all busy people. So long as you're doing well.
>>686126064
You've seen it before I'm pretty sure.
>>686125871
You mean the Navy's cure-all? Yup.
>>686125735
We always strive to better ourselves somehow, I suppose.
you're fit to learn the proper meaning of a beatdown madness chaos in the brain let my blood flow make my blood flow through you mannnnne
>>686125871
also it's the same in the Navy. HMs are fucking everywhere and advancement sucked because of it. I was lucky to make HM2 before I got out.
>>686126121
My current method of bettering myself is ordering parts for a rifle I will almost definitely never use for anything other than range fuckery and feeling more American. It's almost like actually improving myself.
>>686126080
more or less
>>686126200
have you heard bottomless pit
>>686126210
Nothing wrong with enjoying good old American 2nd Amendment rights. Raifus are for laifu, after all.
>>686126265
yes of course
what did you think of it
>>686126212
Bout the same here
get get got got
get get got got
It's time to pick things up and put them back down and I'm having the hardest time getting started
>>686126329
stefan sounded like stefan
the music behind him felt less frenetic than everything else death grips has ever done, almost like someone composed it
>>686126323
god I love my country
>>686126404
hi avery
>>686126120
Partially, it was kind of a crappy picture.
>>686126456
hi friend
>>686126442
Use pre-workout brah.
>>686126492
I'd give you a better one but I think you removed me from steam.
>>686126534
how are you doing
>>686125947
Any other games where you can go fast?
>>686126121
Was spouting out "Pain is the patient's problem" just an Army thing or did you guys do it too
>>686126204
I didn't bother trying to go for sergeant. I'm a lazy pos
>>686126566
decent enough
I succeeded in moving my bedtime six hours earlier but now I wake up nine hours earlier so I feel sleep deprived
>>686126536
>coffee
most pwo messes me up. I'm not a fan
>>686126720
Fair enough.
>>686126718
I've just been staying up all nights I actually have to go in and dealing with it on the back of action movies and singing at the top of my lungs all fucking night.
>>686126566
Its easy enough to find you again.
>>686126803
that sentence definitely took me a couple tries to parse correctly
>>686126589
Nah, the Navy would consider that joking, and no fun is allowed. Though us FMF docs liked to pick on Marines when they whined about stupid little shit with their whole 'pain is only temporary' nonsense they like to spout off. Also I only really made rank because of prior EMT work helping me in testing. And possibly a good handful of lucky guesses.
>>686126456
i think bp might be my favorite death grips album, i've been revisiting it non-stop since its release. it feels like it integrated the best features from tptb tms and nldw
>>686126893
I'm sorta at work so I'll get you whenever I'm home.
>>686126929
I think I subconsciously made that sentence as difficult as possible to comprehend as possible to convey the sleep deprivation.
>>686126977
I'm not sure if it's my favorite yet but I've also only listened to it twice since I've been extremely busy cramming my skull full of action movies and I've been playing so much music recently that listening to it has kinda fallen by the wayside. Weirdly irritating, that.
>>686127075
perhaps you should take a nap or two
I am going to do hard manual labor now, later
>>686126341
got any events coming up?
>>686126589
I'll always have NFS
>>686127141
WAIT NO STOP AVERY YOU ARE DELICATE
>>686127075
You get to shitpost and browse gfur when you could be working. Pretty dank, dude.
>>686127315
Well it's an unpaid research interneship, I feel entitled to take liberties with my actual productivity.
>>686127184
Nah, just wanting to get that damned bike finished up and work work work
>>686127415
A friend of mine told me "Minimal pay - minimal effort"
So I guess in your case you dont have to put in any effort at all.
>>686126456
I've always been very barebones when it comes to weaponry. I'm a Kalashnikov whore.
>>686127425
don't work yourself too hard if you're still not feeling great
>>686127619
Correct. Still, I'm working for my department and the research is on a topic I am rather compelled by. As a result I'd actually like to get something done this summer, for the sake of my own edification. I also want to get another job so I can actually make some money though.
>>686127704
I'm not terribly fond of anything slavic but that's because I'm patriotic to a fault. Just ordered a barreled upper assembly from PSA, I'm still kinda giddy about it.
>>686126963
Is the average marine as retarded as I think they are? Or is it just a bum wrap they get?
>>686127184
You could play civ 5
>>686127908
Dont spend it all on dragon dildos.
>>686127908
I really just like guns, but I've always found barebones sorts of weapons have just been easier to enjoy for me. Kinda want a Daewoo tho. I think if I ever step up for anything pricey... it's probably be a SCAR-H And an HK USP. Though admittedly, I wouldn't mind a nice .300 BLK build.
>>686127984
WELL. That's a bit of a loaded question. They sure get themselves hurt in a lot of REALLY stupid fucking ways. And a good share of them are dolts. But for the most part, they just get made fun of a lot. I'm met some pretty fuckin' smart Marines.
>>686127984
>Is the average marine as retarded as I think they are?
you were in the army, as I understand it soldiers and marines are expected to hate each other
>>686128028
Very little chance of that. I'm much more interested in guns and gun accessories. And after the raifu's finished I have promised myself not to spend a dime on guns until I get a full time job.
>>686128080
I admit that my preferences are largely aesthetic. I like scary black guns because they're tacticool and shit. My other favorite category of gun is "cowboy" so I eventually want a henry and a fuckton of revolvers. Hopefully I will eventually be slightly more tasteful.
>>686127900
I'll try but I work at a very busy bike shop. Hardly ever any standing around time. Well, for me anyhow.
I have lots of bikes to fix and it never seems I have enough time to
>>686127516
Yeah, see, I'm not gay at all, but I got a raging boner from this comic.
Is there any more like that/from this same artist?
inb4 what a non-gay person is doing in g/fur: this particular post was appearing in my /b initial page.
>>686127984
but it's slow
>>686128251
not much you can really do then, just hope it goes away soon
>>686128278
>Yeah, see, I'm not gay at all, but
does anyone update the fucking wall of shame anymore
>>686128278
No idea, mate. I'm just an s/fur guy posting what little g/fur I have because s/fur is dead this time of day.
>>686128239
Which raifu
>>686128520
building an ar since I am a basic bitch
>>686128397
yeah, I'll try to get my shop buckys to actually do more work
>>686128212
I've met a soldier that came into sick call with a chiggers up to his thighs because him and a few of his buddies decided to go streaking in tall ass grass in a field training exercise. Got anything that can match that?
>>686128239
In the Army we didn't like the Chair Force. We were just happy we weren't marines
>>686128397
Nonsense. It's fast and fun
>>686128239
Oh man, my best bud has a Henry .22 and a Henry .44 repeater, and I'm pretty jealous of him for it. Though I do have a nice little antique gun myself, but having something you can cowboy it up with is pretty cool. Unfortunately, all the pics I currently have of my boomstick are too damn big to post on here. 16ga Westernfield model 25xnh-403.
>>686128610
can't have you doing all the work
>>686128654
it's slow and fun
>>686128559
Got a preferred optic?
>>686128654
Everyone complains about the air force.
>>686128675
Henries are still made, I don't think they're actually antique really. And I think I'm taking the cowboy thing too far, I've started wearing a fucking cowboy hat on a Philadelphia college campus.
>>686128654
We've had a Marine climb into the childrens play area on a hospital base only to fall off the monkey bars and break his arm.
Also I think we all make fun of the Chair Force.
>>686128756
Irons, the upper I ordered has an A2 front sight. I'll get an optic once I'm less broke and I can shoot with something resembling proficiency anyway.
>>686128814
>We've had a Marine climb into the childrens play area on a hospital base only to fall off the monkey bars and break his arm.
God bless our veterans.
>>686128760
Oh yeah, but I mean they're his great grandfathers old Henry rifles. So they're old as dirt.
>>686128251
I used to date that fox. Don't talk to him anymore.
>>686128887
Lucky son of a bitch. I hate my nogunz liberal retard family.
>>686128888
I assume his BMI is something like 1.5 times that of his character.
>>686128968
It's okay. At least you can break the mold. For all the generations of nogunz, you can become the mighty allgunz.
>>686128968
Dead on. Still cute though. Also my first time getting quads. I feel so accomplished.
>>686128714
Yeah, but if I don't get the work done, then nobody will. At least the manager is working today so everyone will be on point.
>>686128888
And he's throwing smutty pics of himself all over the internet like a whore...
Good riddance I guess?
>>686128968
I don't even own 1 gun. I want one in the worst way too.
>>686129080
Yeah that's why we broke up, got fed up with the amount of "guy friends" he had, and the fact that he had a new picture of him getting railed by a stranger each week. It's all good, I'm happily married now.
>>686129052
My granddad was in the navy and I swear to god he had guns but I have no idea what happened to them after they died.
>>686129075
Those who live vicariously through cartoons often have the bad habit of failing to even attempt to live up to their own ideals. I find that reprehensible, frankly.
>>686129080
Are you American and over 18? Go buy one. I turned 21 this year and got a glock brand m67 since I wasn't really into guns before that, making up for lost time now.
>>686129080
good motivation
I think that seeing as it's after midnight I should probably head off now, talk to sometime soon (hopefully) and hope you get well quick.
Bye Frank and everyone else here
after HE died
the guns didn't die that's not how that works
>>686129244
I'm glad you're happy then!
>>686129294
I would but $$$. The bike mechanic life is not a glorious one.
>>686129314
Night friendo
>>686129294
Family might have ninja hocked them. Which would be a serious travesty. Like, cardinal sin level shit.
>>686129314
Later fella.
>>686129457
Someone very easily could've, but I can't think of who. And he might've sold them too, I suppose.
>>686129456
if someone makes a new thread I'm posting that poorfag image at you
>>686128760
What made me hate the air force was going to an Air Force dfac. That tilted the ever loving shit out of me
>>686128714
That's pretty funny
>>686129314
Goodbye. I'm about to head out myself
>>686128855
Ive never usd anything except irons, id like to try holographic though.
>>686128888
Did he have a tight bojpu$$Y?
>>686129563
That's always plausible. Which would still be a damn shame, but as long as they were his to sell it's his choice. I got a pal who had his crazy family steal all his grandfathers really nice old guns and he's still working to get them back.
>>686129601
What was the problem?
>>686129619
I really like that you've adopted my absurd spelling of boypussy. What've you shot? Do you own any guns?
>>686129619
He was just as much a femboy irl as his char was. So yeah. The ass was fat.
>>686129692
Dozen pistols with 1911 being my favorite and a few rifles like .308 and 30-06.
Ive gotten a big buck with the 30-06
>>686129751
Lucky you
