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lets have some fun
>>686115715
I wanna marry you
>>686115715
My dick is small
I'll give you AIDS.
>>686115715
Hi, my name's OP
EAT DA POO POO
>>686115715
Suck my dick, bitch
>>686115715
My dick is yours
>maybe a win
>>686115786
Actually 5 words
>>686115715
I am a vegan
>>686115715
Go back to Facebook
I already roofied you
>>686115715
I browse the chinz
>>686115715
"mom pick us up"
you look like mum
>>686115715
I'm a nice guy
>>686115715
Here comes dat boi
>>686115845
actually your a faggot nerd troll.
I killed your mom
>>686115715
Are you a Jew?
your instagram is hot
>>686115715
I am a nigger
I don't have money
5 in the poo
memes? waiter, cheque please
anime? waiter, cheque please
4chan? waiter, cheque please
anal? waiter, cheque please
game? waiter, cheque please
etc
do you bum sex?
>>686115938
hahah
>>686115715
Life, find a way.
>>686115845
aids is an acronym not a word, so aids alone is 4 words
U want sum fuk?
>>686115715
Hitler did nothing wrong
shit on my dick
>>686116115
Kill yourself
>>686115845
a contraction counts as one word you fucking idiot
you pay for dinner
>>686116115
You still at it summer?
>>686115715
how to shoot web?
>>686116165
because i proved you wrong? haha faggot no need to be upset :^)
fucking newfaggot <3
bae, do you swallow?
Check my dick bitch!
Then who was phone?
>>686115898
not ruined
>>686116242
Tits and timestamp or gtfo
you are a feminist
>>686115715
So, How many children?
>>686116340
Oh something's getting ruined alright.
What is your K/D?
>>686116242
Aside from your faggotry, you didn't prove anything
Look, it's my girlfriend!
>>686115715
So how's that roofie?
>>686115715
i hate all women
>>686115983
OH SHIT WADDUP
>>686116123
How original you faggot
>>686116236
I think its time for a Spiderman Thread
>>686116242
>>686116404
UL UM UL U
The jews did pasta
I last 2 minutes
NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS SPICS
do you like mlp?
Tell her this sentence
cunt cunt tourettes CUNT!!
I love your thumbs
Wait, you're my sister?
BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA
red pill blue pill
>>686115715
where are your parents?
I got some resin
>>686116628
chin chin chin
>>686116348
ur a retarded one arent u?
>>686116693
ou shit, said that yesterday and date is tomoro
>>686116504
>makes overused dat boi joke
>calls out someone on originality
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>>686116752
>>686116665
fucking underrated
>>686115715
Size Does Not Matter
>>686115715
Do you play Minecraft?
were you born penis?
are you on hrt?
will you suck mine?
I fuck for money
>>686116847
Holy fucking kek you told her "I like your thumbs"
How autistic are you
>>686116938
GET THE FUCK OUT
>>686116753
you had me at i, your place or mine
Niggers tongue my anus
>>686115715
what would jesus do
>>686117110
newfag
>>686117175
That's less than 4 words cunt
>>686117029
ja, she has those short nail/thumb syndrome, and i kind of, too. so i told her i like your thumbs. on date i'll tell her: "shove up my ass?"
>>686117211
He's saying he's a newfag you autistic newfag
Wanna see my basement?
>>686116647
gold
>>686117211
czech'd
Friendship is magic
my dads fred west
>>686117352
Friendship is magic, pegasister
you know, for 4 words....
>>686117194
hold up spidey, these guys are here and not in a trap thread, your services are not needed, but please monitor and intervene at your discretion
>>686117271
This story is getting weirder, there are no dragon dildos involved
Smells like my daughter
>Ctrl+f
>no "make America great again "
Fucks sake /b/
>>686115715
>I am a vegan
>>686117283
>more than four words
>>686115715
untie yourself i'm eating
>>686115715
my name is OP
i like sniffing panties
I may be Mexican
You are under arrest
i do not tip
>>686115715
Your tits are good!
I like defenseless women
>>686117481
let's change topic to 4 words to win a date?
>>686116115
>acronyms are not words
Please have a seat
this shits been done
no original content here
most threads are shit
find something new fags
>>686117831
how's your pussy taste?
>>686115715
MY DICK SMELLS FUNNY
wait, you're not 13?
>>686116123
Well played
Check these dubs bitch
>>686117831
soo, spit or swallow?
>>686115973
kekd
>>686117831
Do you like footlongs?
>>686115715
You're a dude, right?
Smells like chloroform, huh?
can you cuck me?
Got dem battle-toads?
>>686117831
Don't make me beg
I dont have money
>>686117831
I'm Lorenzo von Matterhorn
Hi, I moderate 4chan!
>>686118258
Hi, i'm a janitor
Mom? Is that you?
"Are you a vegan?"
>>686118325
Hi, I'm a user
>>686118331
>>686115715
Where is your sister?
Privet menya zovut dimitri
here come dat slav!
I have boxxy folder
Can't stump the Trump!
>>686118577
>>686118482
o cyka blyat idi nahui waddup
>>686115984
That's not four words
LOOK AT MY PEPES
>>686118622
pic related
>>686115715
what dat mouth do?
I support Donald Trump
whats your favourite pokemon?
do you like boardgames?
come home with me
>>6861157
Wanna' go get married?
i smile at children
OH SHIT waddup
Mr tinkles is pleased
>turn on PC and go to bios menu
>change boot priority
>boot PC from Linux flash drive
>open c:\windows\system 32
>rename Utilman.exe to something.exe
>make a second copy of cmd.exe and rename it Utilman.exe
>turn off computer and remove flash drive
>boot normally
>at login screen click Ease of Access / Accessibility button (normally for magnifier, high contrast, on screen keyboard, etc)
>Command prompt with administrator privileges opens
>Use net user command to change any users password, or create a new administrator account
I can't count
will you calm down
here smoke this bong
can i cuddle you?
meow meow, meow meow.
meow meow meow meow
meow. meow meow, meow.
Do quads count as 4 words
rush b cyka blyat
>>686118973
this would be helpful
if you shared a computer like a poorfag
>>686119038
I see you went to the Colin Mochrie School of Improv
>>686115715
I'm a feminist.
>>686118973
>not using gentoo
>>686115715
I was a male
(kek for reals)
I work third shift
Tits or gtfo
>>686115715
I enjoy Overwatch futanari
>>686118651
These are not 4 either
>>686119276
you still are
>>686115715
my dick or yours
>>686119276
manface! manface!
I want a baby
take it early raise it alone
>>686118258
I fail at math
I go full retard
I vape
Rape time? RAPE TIME!
i miss my cat
>>686119276
ARE YOU FUCKING GENDERBENDING ME?
>>686115715
Your eyeliner triggers me
>>686119710
>girl gets in my car for date
>dosnt smell like an ash tray
>Fuck after date because she isn't turned off by smokey smell
Vaping is great
no drugs without me
>>686115715
your cunt totally stinks!
>>686119859
GG WP
I don't shower
Can you count 4 ?
I'm wearing your panties
sometimes my w bugs
My balls are hairy
I have a tumblr
>>686120321
>triggered
I miss my balls
Mom doesn't like you
I only do anal
>>686120456
that means she does
I still watch pewdiepie
Do you play minecraft?
>>686116115
you done fucked up
>>686120640
What the fuck are you talking about
>>686116395
Do you like anime?
My boyfriend is calling
>>686115715
Anal? Anal? Anal? Anal?
>>686121054
I do this when I take my girlfriend out.
I Like you..............anal?
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>686116920
This is all you need
"Let's half the bill" or "How about you pay?"
>>686121415
I forgot my wallet
>>686115715
i prefer regular milk
>>686116920
/thread
I have crippling depression
I am on /b/
"Roll dubs for nudes"
>>686116920
In high school I asked my oneitis this, before we started dating. We're still together
>>686115715
Are you a furry?
I love playing skyrim
>>686117831
I Drive a lambo
I have four dicks
My herpes are flaring
>>686115984
you're
Dad stop it hurts
>>686115715
He held the door.
my nuts are itchy
b4u i was 7inches
now im like 5
lost 5cm in 4yrs
>>686121943
Apparently can't count as well.
HODR HODOR HODOR HODOR
>>686122263
your'e
>>686115715
Do you like Pokemon?
i love furry porn
I am a nigger
>>686115715
I like feminine benis
are you a trap?
Checkout my tiny cock
>>686115715
Have you accepted Jesus
>>686115715
You look like mom
POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS
I like feminine penises
Let's split the bill.
>>686115898
Sounds like the start of a good date to me
The old lick aroo
i project my waifu
i use to care
i have bed bugs
You're a big guy
>>686116504
This entire post... please get the fuck out and kil yourself.
>>686119126
Or if you want to unlock a stolen computer, get specific locked data or something like this.
Heyyyy!
Hello??
...pls respond.
I like child porn
>>686115715
Does this look contagious
>>686115715
my dog just died
>>686115715
I only do anal
no thanks im gay
There was no holocaust
Get in the van
Are the drugs working?
>>686115715
9/11 did nothing wrong
>>686115983
o shit
A full on rapist
Trump for President 2016
>>686115715
I am an oldfag
She'll have the salad
>>686115715
here eat these eggs
>>686115715
Do you vape too?
Give me the succ.
Suck my dick now.
Annie is my main
>>686115715
I go on 4chan
>>686115715
Let me quote Hitler....
I have the runs
>>686115715
Let us pray..... SATAN!
>>686115715
Can you smell fish?
>>686115715
I have seven testicles...
>>686115715
ME LIKE BOOBY TIME!
>>686115715
Do you watch anime?
Who's your favourite pony?
>>686115715
Cannibalism isn't all bad.
>>686115715
I don't like bacon
>>686115715
It puts lotion inabasket
>>686115715
Your drink's bitter? sleep.
>>686115715
I voted for Dubya.
>>686115715
Who's on first base?
i like sand niggers
>>686115715
Let's go see Moby!
I like feminine penis.
>>686115715
i shitpost on 4chan
do you eat ass?
>>686115715
I'm a nice guy.
HOLD THE DOOR! HODOR!
>>686115715
are you ready kids?
>>686115715
I dont have money
I am a muslim
Hello, I'm Bill Cosby.
>>686115715
Make America great again.
I write sonic fanfictions
I'm a hardcore feminist
>>686115715
I love eating babys
YUAAAAWAAAALAAAAAAAAA I'M MONGO MAN
Where is your sister
>>686115715
>>686127596
Waddup
My mom is psyched
>>686115715
You got a kik?
>>686115715
Blind date sees me sitting alone on the patio and walks over. We lock eyes and i know shes here for me. Five foot four in a shear black dress, Monica is stunning to say the least, and judging by the way her eyes seem to smile back, she approves of me as well. I cant wait to thank Mindy later for setting it up. When she sits down, there is no formal introduction, no small talk of traffic delays. Its all understood. Its all unimportant, swept under the rug to make room for the seeming perfection of this moment. Minutes, maybe hours go by when finally she lets a coy smile appear on her face and breaks the silence
"Mindy told me you were more talkative," she joked. Startled by the tone of her voice, and how it seemed to ooze of sex i reply
>Jet fuel cant melt
>>686116752
Holy fucking kek
Wow, your a slut.
I study computer science
Hurr Hurr Hurr Hurr
