Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
Who even cares edition
>>686115011
Rory claimed
Watching some wrestling edition
>>686115339
Scandalous
All me, actually.
Akiko claimed
I finally got Overwatch and now I can't play because I got assignments due in a few hours
First experience was fun though
I can already tell I fucking hate tracer
I hate her design, her voice and her gameplay
In case you didn't see last thread Tats. I'll be killing your dog if you don't use it.
>>686115468
What do you think of my art friend?
>Shiro
>>686115590
Aww. She's not that bad.
bump b4 thrd is gill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBWcVVziULs&index=20
>>686114596
What the hell
>>686115822
Thread is grill?
we're grilling bread?
>>686115711
I'm pretty sure she has her weaknesses and is somewhat balanced but I can't stand her fucking voice. It's the most forced, cringiest shit accent ever. Her attitude reminds me of myself which is something I don't like either
Also check out this meme I found. Does Dio play Overwatch?
>Akiko
I wonder if Tats is vigorously masturbating to the fan art I made for him, that's why he can't reply.
>>686115961
Nah Dio's computer is too potato.
She has her weakness, sure. Mainly anything that autoaims like 76 and toblerone.
Or Roadhog. But that's any squishy really.
>>686116182
I have no idea ho anyone is and what anyone does
Who are the easiest and the hardest characters?
Best type moon claimed
My dogs lost but today is the only day I can present my final project for my class or im fucked. I'm stressed out guys. Ugh I hope he's ok
tred ples dn't gril on meh!!!
Off to sleep now. Have some nice dreams and soft pillows to sleep on while I'm gone.
o shit whaddup
>>686116436
Dogs have a habit of returning. Hes just gonna have a ball. We lost our 2 dogs twoce, they just stuck together and showed up back at home eventually.
>>686116800
It's dat britfag
What's up Maki
kagami claimed!!
>>686116676
It will take more than 3 minutes to 404
There. I fucking did it. I just vomited so hard that some of it flew to my face. I then vomited more because of that. I'm all out of diarrhea too. I can finally sleep in peace. Goodbye all.
>>686116750
I wish the same to you friend! Have sweet dreams of you and Hanako.
>>686116970
How'd you sleep?
>>686117005
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and Ika!
Coy Bakster
>>686117073
good!! but short, how have you been shiro?!?
>>686116334
Reichsleiter.
>>686116891
Hopefully. He's a big wuss and runs away from anybody that's not me. I hope people don't scare him farther away
>>686117157
I'm good man, going to bed soon. Now I'm halfway through FMA: Brotherhood, really liking it so far.
>>686117206
Dogs are smart, I'm sure he'll find his way back home.
>>686117280
how many episodes is it??? i might need to watch it
>>686116328
Nobody's particularly hard.
Basically it's just a question of how much aiming you want to do.
...let me pull up the list and i'll run through them.
Genji is a mobile "throw ninja starts and jump around" type. He's a higher difficulty one i suppose. Slow(ish) missile speed and moment quirks.
McCree is damn easy. Throw a stun grenade and right click to win any 1v1 fight.
Pharah is a lot like tf2 soldier in terms of aiming and such. And she has a jetpack. Pretty easy to play.
Reaper is pretty much the katarina of overwatch.
Get in the middle of enemy team
Press Q
???
Profit
Soldier 76 is pretty much CoD the character.
Thoroughly easy to play.
Tracer you know.
Bastion is a son of a bitch that melts anything unfortunate enough to be in front of him if he gets to set up.
EZ mode.
Hanzo is a sniper with a slight travel time. Also has some interesting movement mechanics like Genji. Hard to aim with him but his kit is simple.
Junkrat is who you play if you don't like to play.
Just aim in a vague direction you think people are and mash fire. You'll probably kill something.
Mei is pretty hard to do well. She plays well with others. Freeze a dude and let your buddy go to town.
Borbjorn is simple. Set up turret. Shoot things in the mean time.
cont...
>>686116913
Not much cutie, was up an hour ago but just chilled in bed watching videos.
How're you doing?
>>686117463
Widowmaker is a sniper. Simple.
DVa is a mobile tank that has a crazy short effective range.
She's surprisingly strong when not in mech too.
Reinhardt is easy. Charging is fun.
Roadhog is also fairly easy. He hooks things over to him and has a shotgun(?) that can do a bit better at range.
Winston. Autoaiming lightning gun and jumping. Pretty much it.
Zarya i don't understand. I see people do well with her. I do not. But she's a tank that does well at short but not point blank range.
Lucio rolls around on walls and AoE heals all the time. Not hard to do, but has a lot of room to do better if you're good as him.
Mercy, can fly to buddies and heal. AoE res on ult
Symmetra can be kind of hard. Gotta remember to place turrets all the time.
Zenyatta is kind of hard. Shoot balls. Whatever.
That was longer than i was thinking it'd be
>>686117206
Well, it sounds as though he'd be happy at home, so at first sign of trouble he'll head back.
>>686117280
I liked Brotherhood.
>>686117393
Well over 20. Its a daylong binge.
>>686117160
Hey Mikan, what are you up to today?
>>686117393
64
>>686117393
It's 64 episodes, but it's good enough for me to stay dedicated to it, even though I usually watch, at max, 24-26 episode animes.
>>686117463
They need to do something about torbjörn. His fucking turret shouldn't be able to see you all the way across the fucking map. It should only be once you enter a certain vicinity
>>686117511
>Zarya i don't understand. I see people do well with her. I do not. But she's a tank that does well at short but not point blank range.
She's great for aggresive pushing, bursts of tanky shields and very high damage for a short period of time. One of the harder heroes to get good results with and needs to play with her team.
Also hilariously broken in the current brawl.
>>686117005
Did you eat salmon too?
Goodnight
>>686117206
Unless something happened to him doge will come back 100% guarantee
Just wait it out, maybe post some of those missing pet posters
If you do promise a reward, you'd be surprised how motivated some people get
>>686117463
>>686117511
I'm gonna save this, pretty solid summary
>>686117483
I finally got Overwatch after blackmailing people and waiting for Paypal to stop fucking me over, now I can't play it because assignments are due in a few hours
JUST
>>686117871
Thanks man that makes me feel a little better
>>686117871
Kek
Get any further with the presentation you missed? What happened?
>>686117619
Ehhh He's only bad if there's only one person trying to get rid of him at any one time. A lot of people can deal with his turrets pretty easy if something is drawing it's fire.
>>686117784
Yeah i've tried her a few times and always just get dumped on. One of these days i'll try and figure her out a bit better but so far i've just been having too much fun charging around as reinhardt.
don't die on me thread!
>>686118682
thread will never die!!!!
>>686118081
It's a week off school for studying *cough*Overwatch*cough*, so I haven't actually talked to them yet. I guess everyone's got shit to deal with. Maybe I'll know more in a week
>>686117545
It's 8:33AM right now. Been awake all night. I have some dental work at noon. Too worried about it to be able to sleep. Can't drink anything so I couldn't take any medicine. Thought about crushing it up and snorting it, but I haven't tried that before. Probably would have fucked it up somehow.
I've pretty much just caught up on some thread nonsense and then played Chivalry to pass the time, though I did enjoy myself. Recently turned that off because I felt writing something for Light. Then, I noticed you and decided to finally give you a fitting political rank.
Anyways, nothing much. How're you today, Shiki?
>>686118947
*felt like
>>686117463
>McCree
>>686118000
>trips confirm doggo will be alright
>>686118682
That gif+filename is pretty great
>>686118781
Maybe it should every once in a while
>>686119240
It's always high noon.
I hate it.
Claiming palupa from seisen cerberus.
>>686119371
>always
>>686119431
Nope
>>686119431
>
>>686118922
Damn you've got deadlines on a week off? Ouch.
Hm. Should I play some on BITCHWHORE?
>>686119659
Absolutely, and not just one. Two, yes, TWO deadlines today alone
>just kill me fam
>>686119686
Hello Juri
>>686118947
just been playing OW and New Vegas all day, might go for a jog later but my heel is still healing.
And I've never been a fan of dentists either.
>>686119789
aye I had two units due on the same day too. Blessed I don't have it again lol
>>686119932
don't know what the fuck i did to this gif, or if you'll ever use it, but here you go.
>Shiro
Post pics of your waifu being edgy.
>>686115271
>late claim
>>686120161
>>686120161
>possibly the edgiest I have
>>686120161
Well that's easy
>late fubuki claim
>>686120161
>>686120179
its never late
>>686120161
>>686120488
go to bed!!
>>686120161
>>686119932
They're both due at 5 pm. It's 3 pm now. I can only finish one in time
>>686120161
no can do
Akiko is pretty chill
I literally don't have anything remotely edgy so have this instead
>>686115271
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>>686120161
the guy with head ripped off won
>not shiro
>>686119789
Hello Akiko.
>>686120647
Alright I'll try again
>>686120156
good lord what the fuck is that lol
>>686120536
Fuck fam.
Why'd you leave it so late?
>>686120161
Closest I have, face of a brooding teenager
>
>>686120450
(:
>>686120161
>>686120523
Sorry, I sensed an edgefest going on.
>>686120621
>
>>686119813
>New Vegas
Ooh... Exquisite.. Mmm. I really want to start playing that again. What's stopping me..?
>but my heel is still healing.
Doctor Emi probably wants you to stay off of it until it heals.
>>686120161
Results seem to vary. I'll go with this.
>>686120775
I managed to fuck it up even more.
>>686121209
It's always good to replay New Vegas, currently going for something of an odd playthrough just going by Primm to pick up ED-E and then up to New Vegas, at level 6.
>Megumin claim
>>686121388
man that looks like a clue straight out of the angler case
Spider man is my wifu
>>686120775
>Why'd you leave it so late?
THEY SET THEIR FUCKING DEADLINE YESTERDAY
>>686121503
Top tier claim
>>686121834
God tier claim
>>686121420
Thinking back, I , for the most part, did identical playthroughs over and over again. Made the same choices, took the same routes to places in the same order, and I never got bored of it.
Have you applied any gameplay mods? New Vegas is the latest installment to the Fallout franchise, but it still plays a bit too much like that abysmal spin-off done by Bethesda.
Post your best gachimuchi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HInx3rKx36Q
>>686121907
woah that's fucked up mang...
Is this a university because surely that's not fair
>>686121907
Thanks. Got her 3 days now. Npt gonna gove megu away <3
don b kil thrd?!!
>>686121998
Yeah I usually play roughly similar playstyle, sometimes a cowboy sometimes a grunt, never been a fan of melee or energy weapons.
Might try a chaotic "Junkrat" explosion build later.
Thread is RIP.
>>686123034
no!!! it will survive!!!
>>686122064
Yea it's a university
They shift their deadlines all the time. Guess they're just as unorganized as we are but then we get stuck with shit like this
>>686122079
Yea you better be loyal to your waifu
>>686123034
Get a hold of yourself
Even if thread dies it's not the end of things
Hold it up!
Claiming the most hated waifu
>>686123131
We will.
>>686123223
tsukasa!!!!!
>>686123205
Why most hated?
>Megumin
>>686123169
That really sucks man. Well good luck you best start cracking on
>>686123205
Hello Nico! How are you?
I got a new thing
Lol
>>686123480
I got confused for a while there cause it was Umi in the picture >.<
>>686123497
rattle rattle
>>686123596
Kek.
I knew because Nico's the meme girl and green ribbon is for third years~
>>686123899
I didn't know that >.<
>>686122724
No form of weaponry seemed any funner than the next to me with that engine, but I guess that I am a bit partial to Melee. In fact, besides Joshua's sidearm, I am most fond of the Protonic inversal axe.
Oh, well. I need to get going. Take care, Shiki.
>>686123480
Sup.Wondering about Makis humongous level of fanart.You?
>>686123899
Incorrect squatting
>>686123344
>>686123596
You will get the hang of it eventually
>>686115271
>>686115271
This my Waifu
Pic
<<<<<<
>>686124439
correct squatting
>>686124439
I try to remember now nico <3
>>686124454
qt.
>>686123723
>Rattle rattle?
>>686124454
Excellent choice
>>686124439
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?utf8=%E2%9C%93&tags=yazawa_nico+&ms=1
4k images there fam have fun building your folder!
Tbh Maki is the most popular of the idols, so she gets the most art I guess.
>>686124704
>4k images there fam have fun building your folder!
You can always just use the tag "abusrdres"
>still awake
>still vomiting
I no longer feel happiness. Kill me.
>>686125197
Still? The hell'd you eat?
Raw bear meat?
>>686125197
How many times have you vomited today? At this point it seems to be something more serious than flu or food poisoning.
>>686123325
>
>>686125314
Close. Panda express
>>686125485
OK, I believe Panda Express gave you either appendicitis or bowel/stomach cancer.
>>686125555
>>686125485
quads confirms
>>686125417
absolutely top cutie
>>686125485
Jeez.
Well once you stop vomiting make sure you keep yourself hydrated.
If you can't, try to get to the doctors.
>>686125414
>>686125555
>>686125629
I would love to talk more but I am exhausted in every way possible.
>I vomited 3 times. I drank water after every time.
>>686124585
His heels are up so it's still incorrect
>>686124587
Well thank you
>>686124704
Thank you based god Maki
>>686125831
I don't even hate nico that much. But i love maki
>>686125926
Since previous Megumin retired, I'll pass down these intesify gifs to you.
>Shiro
>>686125926
>Shiro
>>686126094
Appreciate that. But are you Shiro. Or Loli shiro?
>>686126124
>>686125926
Sped up.
>Shiro
>>686126228
I'd happen to be this one.
>>686126297
Ahh. K. Nice to talk to you <3.
>>686126367
So, how was your day/night/whatever?
>>686125831
You're welcome friend.
>>686126496
_Day_. I'm from germany it's 4PM here. And it was pretty satisfiying so far and yours?
>>686126595
jeez there's a lot of germans here
>>686126681
Hehe. Guess so. But since it doesn't really matter that much.. Who cares :D
>>686126595
Oh, it's 9 AM where I live, and since my sleep schedule is so fucky, I'm going to bed soon. Been watching FMA: Brotherhood, halfway through it now, really enjoying it.
Obligatory German invasion joke.
>>686126765
>..
>:D
Stop
>>686126777
Nice.
And Nice trips
>>686126837
Every Megumin so far
>>686126953
I don't really see the problem tho
that's the way i write
>>686127061
You'll soon find Syndra has a problem with most things, but he'll grow on you.
>>686127061
You write like an underagefag and can't save pictures properly
>>686127210
What is he doing wrong?
>>686127152
Or he'll tell you to kill yourself.
Repeatedly.
Plus he likes raisins. Gross.
>>686127312
Did an emoticon.
>>686127210
Well, then teach me how to save right
>Megumin
>>686127393
I meant the saving of pictures.
>>686127312
Using emoticons and misusing/overusing ellipsis, in regards to image he saved the sample.
>>686127684
It's How He Types Just Get Over It Man.
>>686127684
Ok, if you say so. Guess i can use less emoticons. But i just can't see what is wrong with my images
>Megumin
>>686128039
They're smaller version of a larger image, in varying degree of severity from thumb-nails to samples, depending on the size this ruins the image.
>>686127429
Just make sure to check if you're seeing the original pic and not a resize. Depending on the board usually clicking on the sample will open the original pic or else there there will be a message on top of it warning you if it's not the original.
>>686127684
You seem to be pretty rustled this time since you didn't even bother to do the pic thing.
>H
>>686128039
There is better resolution available.
>>686128191
I understand now. I'm using booru since yesterday i clicked on the images but they were resized still. now i noticed thanks for that
>Megumin
>>686128191
I'm starting to have low patience with Megumin-fags, and since I was already pointing out emoticons I might as well ask him to stop with the samples.
>>686128379
Who cares? He's gonna change in a month anyways.
>>686128379
xDDDDDD
dude what's your problem man :^)
>>686128566
>>686128566
>>686128566
Which thread will be deleted first?
Which thread will the waifu anons go to next?
Find out on the next episode of Dragonball Z!
>>686128820
Usually the first to be posted wins, unless OP itself breaks the lewd rules or it's obviously a troll that might delete the thread later on.
