Waifu Claiming Thread
Claim your waifu/husbando, post pictures, discuss things and have fun!
>>686070190
Im fine, been loke that for years. Makes chewing a pain but at least its not infected or painful.
>>686069884
>
Rory claimed
One day.
a a a a a a a a
>almost 300 pics now
>>686070204
1
>Shiro
Stop lurking T.
>>686070190
Whaaat
Seriously? I could've sworn I've seen Brazil at least once
>claim
I'm here
Reindhardt is the best
Rory is the worst
hope I covered everything
>>686070463
kagami claimed!!
>>686070190
lucky channel always made me laugh!!!
nice!! you're right where it starts to pick up!! i hope you're ready for the end lol
>>686070661
>one day indeed.
>>686070652
2
>Shiro
>>686070652
3
>Shiro
Miku is mine
>>686070463
Look at these faggoty ass birds. Their names are Pedo and the Baby Birthday
>fuck you Ruffles
Also, check'm
Miho claimed
>>686070190
>I like meat, but what's Little Creases?
Super cheap pizza.
>Sorry about your toof, hopefully you can get it fixed yes? But rory said it's expensive, is it?
It may be around $800? That is if i need an Xray.
Got anything you need to do for the rest of the week or just chilling?
Right now chilling. I have to help my sister move more tomorrow and then maybe sell a car. Other then that ill Uber if i can.
>>686070652
Hope you like them.
>>686070463
some drilling went down in muh mouf
>fuck off yuno
>>686070908
>Got anything you need to do for the rest of the week or just chilling?
Right now chilling. I have to help my sister move more tomorrow and then maybe sell a car. Other then that ill Uber if i can.
Oops
Milinda claim.
>>686070989
WOW RUDE
>>686070463
Claimed.
Stay away bitchess
>>686071134
How you feeling man? Heard about the news.
>>686071134
milinda!!! are you well??
>>686069513
GOD BLESS
>Danke
>>686069544
>That fucking decade-old reference
Noted, and understood
>>686069604
>Gotta appreciate a good booty.
>Gotta appreciate a good set o' legs, too.
>>686069759
>but i need milk for my bones!
>implying milk is healthy at all
I mean occasionally, sure, but I'm not sure it's super good for your bones or anything, really. Too lazy to search up sources, but I'll get back to you on that.
>It also tastes terrible
>I mean fucking horrible
>Chocolate milk is okay
>But if you have to put chocolate in something to make it better...
>...Whatever you had initially was gross
>>686070989
>fuck off Yuno
Seconded, but only because I too, am about to fuck off and go outside for once.
>Rolling to steal Hannanon's waifu
>If dubs, she's mine
>If singles, will try again next thread
>Shiragami Youko claimed
>>686071134
Milinda-chan
>Hugs
>>686071134
Mili! How did it go?
>>686070463
Claimed.
Stay away bitchess
Fucking forgot the picture....
>>686071210
Evening milk
Obligatory claim.
>>686071134
Milinda! How'd everything go?
>>686071410
i think it tastes good!! and i won't live forever so might as well enjoy it while i can!!
>>686071410
Dank you say? I'm in the line of work of making dank pictures. Here's an example if you want one.
>
>Shiro
>>686071410
how did you notice that one but not the
>atleast i have chicken
>>686071171
YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE A DICK JOKE
>>686071281
Shitty... Finally out of surgery. Just woke back up. My sister was nice enough to drive me my laptop.
>>686071305
No. Not good... How about you?
>>686071411
Hey Miho.
>Hugs
>>686071429
The surgery went well. Turns out im a little more broken than I thought though. Feeling like shit.
>>686071747
Hey Maki. Not too good...
>>686070777
>get trips
>not a single (you)
fuck this thread
>>686071210
Breast friend.
>>686071674
Hand.
>>686071918
I am in a love/hate relationship with your feet
>>686071134
Are you the alright? What happened?
>>686070675
Just saving them individually?
>>686070801
kek I hope so too
Right now it's getting hard to do things because my eye is twitching a lot, just the right one
Dude my fucking night was garbage, I went to sleep and there was like two mosquitos in the room and they just went to town on my arms.
My vape ran out of juice right there so it didn't zap them
Blegh!
>>686070908
Fuck, sorry about your shit luck then.
I think Uber is a very cool thing. We don't have that kind of stuff here. GPS doesn't even work in three quarters of the country. We got a lot of taxis but it's getting very frustrating.
You've been moving stuff for your sister for like three days now! Aren't you getting burnt out? Can nobody else help her?
>>686071210
moo
>>686071134
are you kill?
>>686071674
best hand
hi desu, how are you?
>>686071917
nice singles
I just don't know you, desu.
I'm Karen
>>686071841
WHY I NEVER
>>686072171
I got into a car accident this morning. It was pretty bad.
>>686072232
Pretty much... Hey Karen.
>>686071914
is it bad??? what all is broken? if you don't mind me asking....
>>686071914
>more broken than I thought
care to give us the details?
I don't mind you don't, I'm just happy to see ya again!
>>686072078
Gold. How are you feeling right now?
>>686072232
Always good to see your bright self, Karen. I'm pretty tired, gonna head off to bed soon.
How are you?
>>686071556
Evening milk drinker.
>>686071674
Hand.
>>686072078
Booby Brother.
>>686072232
Mooo.
Claiiiiiiimed.
>>686072232
Holy shit that wallpost
>>686071674
How's the headache?
>>686072232
Yep. I already have most of these, though.
>>686072433
My back kind of hurts.
>>686072457
I have some new material.
>>686070943
I love em. Thanks heaps!
>>686070777
Id like to say trips of truth
But Rory is far from the worst.
>>686071531
Hes never like he is on TV. Its a ploy.
>>686071914
>surgery
I didn't see you talk about that. You ok?
>Hugs tighter
>>686072232
Yeah my luck sucks.
And Uber is shit that is all.
Yes i feel like shit from moving all that.
Hanako Besto Waifu
>>686071918
nice feet :)
>>686072404
Yeah I heard, but I mean like what exactly happened in regards to you? If you don't mind saying, that is
>>686072232
>my vape ran out of juice
fucking FAGGOT
>>686072457
Handsome milk drinker.
>>686072630
Going down, buddy. Just tired, gonna head off to sleep soon. How are you?
>>686072660
Maybe you're sitting funny? Or if you're laying down try and fidget around a bit.
>>686072232
lol, mosquitoes are assholes, did you sleep alright other than that??
>>686071914
Well shoot, I'm just glad you're still here. How bad is it? That is if you want to talk about it.
>>686072602
>rattle
claimed
>>686072879
I'm good, thanks for asking.
Think I'll head off to sleep in a bit aswell, it's 7AM after all.
>>686071914
What's with the downbeat mood man? Trust me, it won't get you far.
late claim
>>686072232
are you a different Karen or do you just not remember me
>>686072697
sorry but internet rule number 1
>Anything that is followed by repeating numbers is undeniably true
>captcha is pick street sign
>shows billboard
>fuck.jpg
>>686072404
I hope you get better soon and that you didn't break anything.
>More hugs
>>686072457
Evening
>>686072660
Yeah I saw, good, always nice to see new art.
>>686072879
Really though get some sleep tonight, like a lot of sleep.
>>686073253
I thought internet rule 1 was
>do not talk about /b/
>>686073175
Dude almost died, pretty sure he's allowed to feel shitty if he wants
>>686072860
>my vape ran out of juice
I got 2 bottles
>>686073449
well we're on /b/ so clearly it didn't pass
>>686072406
Its pretty bad. Im also really pissed that it was my nice car, not my daily driver that was hit. I got t-boned by a f-350. If it had hit the car around 3 feet further forward, I would be dead...
I got a concussion, minor brain bleed, 4 broken ribs, broke my right arm in 2 places and punctured my right lung. When I went into surgery to finish patching my lung they found multiple points of internal bleeding... Its shitty... I fucking hurt all over.
>>686072420
See above. Thanks friend.
>>686072743
Im a little better now. Got into a car accident this morning. See above.
>>686072860
See above.
>>686072949
Im glad I was able to come here too. You all usually cheer me up. See above.
>>686073175
Positivity is difficult these days. Im trying though. Thanks
>>686073270
Thanks friend. Unfortunately I broke a lot...
This is a Good Waifu?
>>686073576
What you vapin nigga
>>686073162
That's good to hear, Gachi buddy.
Yeah man, you should. That's pretty early, heh. Hope you get some good rest.
>>686073275
I will, no worries, horror buddy. You should do the same, gotta keep that cute self of yours in good shape.
>>686072879
I was sitting kind of weird.
>>686073275
Yep.
>>686072404
Feeling garbage, yes?
At least you have your laptop to pass the time.
Was it painful desu?
>>686072433
Yes! Able to focus a bit better now but my right eye is twitching again, the eyelid is closing by itself. I think it's time to get off.
How is your head? chest? Feeling good?
>>686072602
shizuru hai
>>686072623
Four lines longer, thanks to you, desu!
>>686072660
I think with a 7 min long episode there's only so many you can get, anyway.
I fucking love the art on that show. There's another like it I think. It's called I can't understand what my husband is saying. Except its 2 min long
>>686072860
>>686073576
no no! Not like that desu
Vape is what the mosquito zappers are called here
>>686072888
Yes thankfully, the eye twitch is still happening though so I might need to stop posting very soon
>>686073253
Oh what the fuck?
I never knew clock girl was also that girl
I never watched the show
Sorry, how are you doing?
>>686073175
he is kill
>>686072743
THere's another one like it, yes? Lyft?
Why is it shit though? I found it super convenient when I was in america with no car.
what does /waifu/ think of those fluffy abuse threads at first i was like this is just some edgy 14 year old shit but i find them strangely addicting.
>>686073576
fucking GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>686073855
Tell me your secets..
>Actually don't.. I can imagine how much of a pain in the ass it would be to respond to everyone while gaming
>>686073885
Still believe it's edgy 14 year olds, like all of /b/.
>>686073885
more autistic than the bronys they're trying to piss off tbh.
>hotaru
>>686070463
nutting on all of your waifus
>>686073646
im sorry milli....are you good now though?? that's all that matters, you can get the car replaced, but you can't be replaced.
is insurance gonna pay for any of the stuff???
>if im prying to deep, stop me
Claiming
Howdy niggers
>>686073885
Fluffy abuse? Do I even want to know?
>>686073646
I do wish you a speedy recovery friend.
>Over 9000 hugs
>>686070463
Claim Thomas
>>686073820
Kek, that's probably it, man.
>>686073855
Damn, I've gotten that before as well. I'd pat your eye if I could, kek.
You should get off, get that good sleep. Happy you're having an easier time focusing now.
I'm feeling better, no worries, lil' buddy.
>>686073877
I told him.
>>686073646
Ouch...
I really hope you'll get better soon.
You can always get a new car but we can't replace you, really glad you're alive friend
>>686073646
Damn. Well hey you're not dead so there's that.
>>686073855
>is what the mosquito zappers are called here
Oh. Weird.
>>686074146
Shit, its you
/hide
>>686073646
Well goddamn dude at least you're alive.
>>686073763
Yeah I will, gotta make sure you do too though.
>>686074235
What did he said?
>>686073855
doing fine, mainly because I got a skin and taunt for Reindhardt
>skin is pic related
>>686073885
they're like watching edgy kids do stupid shit, you wanna see how bad it gets before you wanna noose the fuck out
>Kurumi
>>686073855
>2 min
Damn.
>>686074235
Yeah, I moved and it feels better.
>>686073705
Yes i just started vaping so its shit tier.
>pic
>Miho
>>686073855
Yeah. Im glad I at least got this laptop. Plus all of you to talk to. I passed out almost immediately after the crash. Woke up in the hospital... Fucking hurts...
>>686074125
Im a little better. At least stable now. I haven't talked to insurance yet. The other dude is at fault though so maybe they will help me.
>>686074209
Thanks Miho.
>Hugs.
>>686074384
Thanks friend. Its just shitty that my 30k car is totaled and my 2k junker is fine... kek
>>686074396
Yeah. Thanks friend.
>>686074474
Thanks. It could have been a lot worse... Im just glad I wasnt the other guy...
>>686073855
Karen does love him some wallposts.
>>686073646
Holy fuck. I take it it was his fault as you were already in motion, so you had right of way?
>been in similar situation, although I walked out with only a cut above my eye
>I was in passenger and guys were speeding down
>they were known troublemakers, dark car no lights
>dad pulled out fron a stopsign to cross a tiny street
>they hit front left wheel
Make sure you do take your time and recover well. Dont recover quickly, youll just hurt something down the line.
>>686073885
Glad I dont enjoy that shit. Not sure why you go.
>>686074020
i believe it is mostly edgy 14 year olds
>>686074030
this is bout bronys?
>>686074168
yeah its art no actual animals dying but im strangely into it i dont know why help me be less autistic
>>686074877
At least you still have a car kek
claimed.
>>686074847
>>686073253
>captcha is pick street sign
>shows billboard
Mine showed nothing but a dumpster once.
>>686073646
Anytime.
Jesus man, hope this recovery doesn't drag out for too. The car problem sucks but that can be fixed, just happy you're alive.
>>686073885
Don't understand it to be honest.
>>686073646
Extremely glad it wasn't worse man, was pretty damn worried about you. Hope you have a speedy recovery friend. I don't enjoy hugbox, but I'll do this one just for you.
>hugs
>>686075141
*long
>Maki
>>686074877
seriously. get him as hard as you can, he messed you up pretty bad, they will help you millinda, im glad you're feeling better....that's the best news in the world
life will go on, stay strong and hang in there!!
>>686074474
I know, your sweet self showing once again. I'm doing it right now, no worries.
You get some sleep too now, ya hear?
>pats in multiple places
>>686074485
He was pretty much happy to know you two are friends, was happy that you sent that for him.
>>686074640
That's good to hear, buddy. I'm gonna sleep now, I really hope your doctor's appointment goes well. I wish I could hug you, I'm sure it'll go great, buddy.
Goodnight, y'all. Sleep warm and well.
>>686075425
Goodnight hand.
>>686074468
*grumbles*
>>686074847
>An mvp
Oh shit that brings me back to junior year
God damn that things such a piece of shit now
And a protank (3?) Mini jesus christ i didnt even know you could buy that anymore
Its like finding a vhs
>>686074877
What kind of car was it
>>686075425
Night handyman
>>686075425
You sleep well, handsome one
>>686075425
night hand-kun
>>686075425
Good, I will. Goodnight.
>>686075425
Goodnight man, hope you sleep well.
>>686073153
>Rattle rattle
>>686073855
Hi hi
>>686075425
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your hand waifu!
>>686075425
Okay.
Thanks for delivering.
>>686073646
How can so much go wrong in your life anon?
>>686075425
night night hand kun. sleep tight and dream sweet
>>686074019
Can you see the pattern? Something in every reply?
>>686073885
I actually enjoy them very much.
Fluffies are the worst traits of humanity, they're selfish arrogant mean etc. Watching them get punished is enjoyable.
>>686074490
Holy shit, nice
Which taunt did you get? Get an intro with currency, top it all off
I was playing for a bit but I got so bored of the x2 widow x2 genji teams, it's just not fun, you know? I want to play something other than tank/healer every game!
So does clock girl transform at night or something? Gets that cool eye?
>>686074877
At least you have dubs
Will you get better? Is it costing you much?
>>686074235
I feel that if you pat my eye it would instantly heal, desu.
I want to get off but I can't just leave these conversations unfinished! I'm super glad you're feeling better though.
>>686074396
pronounced "vap" strangely enough
THey're like one of those liquid things that just poison the air
>>686074640
myanimelist dot net/anime/26349/Danna_ga_Nani_wo_Itteiru_ka_Wakaranai_Ken
>>686074954
Four more lines!
>>686074979
It started before /mlp/ was made, it was meant to piss of bronies but it just became its own thing
>>686075646
How's overwatch?
>>686074979
>about bronys
fluffy abuse started as shitposting in /mlp/ threads before /mlp/ was a board
>arise chikun
>>686075425
Night night!
>>686074847
>Mvp
Damn, I only have my basic kanger, never invested much to vaping
>>686074979
Meh
>>686075576
Fine, hello
>>686075913
I dont go around reading other's conversation
>>686075576
>vhs
My security camera
And you can find VHS at K-mart
>Miho
>>686076076
so how are you anyway yuno?
>>686074954
Yeah. He blew a light going 55 and hit my passenger side.
Im glad you were okay. Car accidents are no joke...
Thanks friend. I will do just that.
>>686075006
kek yeah. I actually have 2 left. My junker and my Corvette. Might buy a 370z to replace my ford edge.
>>686075141
You and me both. Going to get a leave of absence from work. Just got my job back and now I cant fly again...
>>686075144
Thanks. Sorry if I worried you all earlier. I just wanted to make sure you all knew I wasn't abandoning the threads or anything. Would be weird for me to be gone considering i'm on every night.
>Hugs
Thanks friend
>>686075287
I would if I could. Unfortunately he was not wearing a seatbelt and was ejected from his truck. He didn't make it.
>>686075576
New Ford Edge. All the options too...
>>686075721
That is a question I ask myself a lot.
>>686075913
Haha yeah. Im pretty sure I will be alright. Just sucks right now. Not sure yet what this is gonna cost me though.
>>686076137
oh god thats absolutely disgusting
>inb4 paranormal /waifu/tivity thread
>>686076293
Slightly salty from destiny, you?
I'm gonna be off aswell now.
See you later everyone.
>fubuki claimed
>>686076076
Im just started so i didnt want to go all out. My room mate has a 200watt box mod that thing makes clouds.
>>686076491
Night Kyouko
>Milinda
>>686075141
https://youtu.be/WqnXp6Saa8Y
>>686075913
got the flex taunt
>Flex
>say Precision German Engineering
>enemy team leaves in fear
She always has the clock eye, she just hides it until she needs to fuck everything up
>>686076515
Hi fukbui
>>686075913
It looks pretty good, I'll try and watch it tomorrow.
>>686076491
Good night!
>Karen
>>686076386
You must be filthy rich
I'm jelly to be honest
>>686076403
>dat pic
>kek
>>686076491
Goodnight!
I'm also gonna hit the hay, goodnight friends
>>686076386
Eh, I always worry about others, would be worrying even if it wasn't so severe.
>>686076491
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Kyouko!
>>686076491
Night kyouko
>>686076515
At first glance I thought it that yandre chan
>>686076528
What made you wanna go into it?
>>686076386
oh.....wow, i don't even know what to say.....
RIght eye is twitching too much, I can't read properly
Goodbye for now, everyone!
My head hurts and I can barely keep my eyes open.
Goodnight.
>hopefully
>>686076709
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu discount Megumin.
>>686076900
Read above. Good night friend.
>>686076466
im alright just skypeing with a friend. destiny sounds like it can be a pain with that community lol
>>686076884
>>686076900
good night you two, sweet dreams and good sleep to you both
>>686076403
Whatever it works. And i got tired of Nig Nog breaking to my shit. I have run some off with my shotgun after i saw them on camera.
>>686076816
Trying to quit cigarettes is all.
>>686076000
>checked
>>686076076
Ive got a headache dont touch me tonight
Im not in the mood ive already got sweatpants on
>other excuses
>>686076137
>k-mart
Like finding a blockbuster
I dont want to sound like a dick
But you are just nostalgia
>>686076386
Damn that sucks
Your in the army though right so just borrow one of their vehicles
One of the big ass ones
>>686076884
too lazy to retype, read >>686077084
>>686076491
>>686076884
>>686076900
Goodnight.
>>686077180
Forgot pic
>>686076884
Goodnight walltexter
>>686076900
Goodnight Gold
>>686076709
>filthy rich
kek nooo. Im not that rich. I do have some money though.
Goodnight friend.
>>686076747
Im the same way so I cant say I blame you. Thanks for worrying about me.
>>686076824
Yeah... Im kinda glad I passed out. The paramedics said it was not pretty... He was ejected into my windshield... Glad I didn't see that...
>>686077180
Kek I will just drive my tank to work! That will go over well...
Thanks for making me laugh. I needed that :)
>>686077180
>nostalgia
No only place i could find them. And its not to far away.
the only people who noticed me are gone
noose-kun still loves me so it's okay
>>686075425
>>686076515
>>686076709
>>686076900
>>686076884
Sleep tight everyone.
>>686076386
That's another thing. The timing couldn't be any worse. Shouldn't of happened to begin with.
>>686076685
Haha, this sums it up pretty much.
