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Ask a sociopathic Satanist and devil worshipper anything

> No fucking christians or atheists allowed
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why
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no sociopath would look like that
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>>686070299
No you fat fuck :D go back to your shitty metal and reddit pages
>desu
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>>686070505
Except this one right here

Fuck off and die
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>>686070299
Go to church
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>>686070299
Are you aware that Satanism has nothing whatsoever to do with the worship of Satan?

-Anon who actually reads Ayn Rand and knows the history of Satanism
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>>686070299
How does it feel to physically manifest all of your inward feelings and insecurities by way of scawy piercings and aggressive hair? It doesn't scare people. They know you're damaged and depressed, and although your façade suggests a toughness or brashness, it actually doesn't work.

Go to a psychiatrist or therapist. kthx.
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>>686070299
If you acknowledge the existence of God and Satan, why do you chose to worship the wrong one?
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>>686070856
Sorry you can't be in here. OP says so.
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>>686070299
Who penetrated your asshole repeatedly to your unending delight and created the special snowflake that is you?
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>>686070299
Look at these faggoty ass birds. Their names are Pedo and the Baby Birthday
>fuck you Ruffles

Also, check'm
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Help me sell my soul to the devil to become rich and famous
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>>686071029
Op can suck a dick
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>>686071155
Witnessed
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>>686070299
i remember seeing this before
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>>686070299
How is your hormone replacement therapy going?
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>>686070978
you beat me to it but its still good someone let op know the truth of satanism
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How do you feel about Anton LaVey admitting to making up satanism in an attempt to make a group where people could rant about social religions. Pagan here fyi
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Christian here.

Satan is literally just Jesus with horns.

I've read satanic literature and know this to be pretty much true.

And Scientology... If you changed the names to biblical sounding characters and made Xenus name Yahweh, it would read just like any OT or Apocryptha story.
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>>686070299
this guy is nothing, he is just a attention whore, first he said that he was atheist, then Satanist, and now Satanist sociopath, kill yourself loser.
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Why do some satanists use St. Pater's Cross?
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Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
Answer honestly
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>>686070299
DEUS VITAE
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I am the reincarnation of the devil
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jeez this guy is worse than Gavin
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So your going to help me or not ?
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>>686071890
DEUS VULT
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>>686071643
What exactly is paganism
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>>686071901
You look like this faggot.
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>>686070299
Air pressure p at h meters above sea level is given by the formula

p(h) = 101,325(1 – 2.25577 × 10-5h)5.25588.

The quantity p(h) is measured in Pascals.

How much does air pressure change as one moves from 100 meters above sea level to 1000 meters above sea level?
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>>686071276
Oh boy can he :3
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>>686071466
>>686071643
>>686071752
Satanism was never meant to be a real religion. It's literally just a counter cultural variant of Objectivist philosophy using Satan's name and common "black magic" imagery to cause a stir among 1980s Moral Majority-style elderly Christians.
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>>686072349
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>>686071901
Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't lucifer described to be beautiful and from what I can see you're far from it
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>>686072549
kek
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>>686072238
I always wondered this too.

>>686071643
Are you Pagan because you think it's cool and like being able to unironically sing along to Tyr songs, or do you actually believe it? If you actually believe it, why?
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>>686070299
dude,
this thread.
again.
what people on reddit already tired of you?
can't you like go out and do satanic and sociopathic shit instead of just begging for attention like a 14 femanon summer fag?
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>>686070299
>Satanist and devil worshipper
this is illegal under, the goodman Law of 1923, sector:23-04 of the constitution

i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot.
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>>686072332
seth putnam isn't a faggot, he's badass...
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I want to sell my soul to the devil
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>>686071901
Whatcha got there? Blood of the innocents or Mountain Dew?
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>>686070299
whats it like to have family hate you? i honestly would not know.
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>>686072726
I wonder if the band members of Amon Amarth are pagans
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>>686072796
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>>686070978
Ahh yes. I remember my days as an edgy faggot. I was in middle school.
Ayn Rand is still pretty based, but satanism really is for faggots, leveyan or not. You'll grow out of it one day kid.
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>>686072897
>amon amarth, do you live a pagan life style
> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THOOOOOOOOOOOOR.
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>>686072238
It comes from Latin paganus ‘villager, rustic,’ from pagus ‘country district.’ Latin paganus also meant ‘civilian,’ becoming, in Christian Latin, ‘heathen’ (i.e., one not enrolled in the army of Christ).
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I am the Devil's favorite demon

This is the face of a tortured soul after years of christian brainwashing
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>>686072954
Oh I'm well aware that Objectivism is for edgy faggots. I had that phase and grew out of it years ago.
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>>686072349
Is it an African air pressure or a European air pressure?
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>>686073093
Nah man i try to study into other religions but I'm a Christian, no hate to you if you are a pagan tho
>DECEIVER OF THE GODS
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>>686071901
Sharpee on nails, sidecut dead hair with no since of care to it, bitch piercings, retarted self labels, you're nothing more than a wanabee bitch with no balls to actually get anything done hence your fat lard ass sitting on /b/ looking for attention. Please, kill your self so the real dark lord can have a hayday after jesus wipes that smirk off your face
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>>686072726
I was raised in a family that followed Asatra, and I do believe in it. I find it hard to believe that only one deity could be so powerful, there could be no balance. I was raised not to question others beliefs and to live and let live it's not my place to judge. However that being said seeing people spout nonsense like OP kind of irritates me, it makes humanity look bad
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>>686073398
Not an objectivist anymore. It's a cuck ideology to be honest, but I do still like her work. Even if she is jewish.
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>>686073346
No this is the face of a retard who can kill themselves by climbing atop of their chromosome count and jumping to their IQ
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>>686070299
You're a fagoot
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>>686072948
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>>686073346
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>>686073346
Could use a bit more washing.
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>>686073346
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enjoy Hell, faggot.
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>>686070299
How does it feel to know Satan is a faggot and worships gods big black clitcock?
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>>686073714
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>>686073669
Agreed completely. In my objectivist phase I read basically everything Rand wrote, and I do still agree with most of her points, but all her BS about it being a grand calling and altruism being the death of mankind and shit needs to stay in Bioshock.
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>>686073777
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Have you ever sucked a dick you didnt like.
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>>686073959
Go to bed, Jon.
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>>686073282
I etymology, it came to mean either non christian, or a person holding religious beliefs other than the main stream religion. Although, calling someone a pagan from being non-Christian is considered derogatory.
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>>686073519
haha no prob just fugin around. if you are into podcasts, Revealing world religions, is a great intro to the main religions practiced through the world. gives a great prep course so to speak into studying the topic.
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>>686074115
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>>686070299
I see you are a satanist. What is your membership number?
- Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan
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>>686073959
I do still enjoy her works though, it's not often that you find a well-known author who attempts to defend capitalism on moral grounds, and I think she does an excellent job of it. I could just do without all the hype, and there's no reason at all you can't be a Christian and a good capitalist (I am), Rand was retarded there.
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>>686070299
Why are you such a massive faggot?
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>>686070299
Christian here, why do most of you have to be attention seeking? You got lip piercings and a stupid hairdo, if you want to be seen as rational why not look rational?
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>>686074115
>>686074177
didnt know i had these many keks.
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>>686074177
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Do you like birthdays?
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>>686074097
Is it me or is OP a brand of detergent
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>>686070299
Every bodies laughing at you shit head,you're pathetic.
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>>686074250
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>>686071901
There is no reincarnation of the Devil, he is still here and he is actually good looking
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>>686074303
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>>686074204
Basically I guess I like Rand's works as a defense of Libertarianism and Minarchy, but I don't care for the ideas presented as a philosophy that one has to follow. You can believe in free markets without making your every action political. Part of the point of minarchy is to make individual actions apolitical by definition.
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>>686070299
Fuck off tom
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>>686073346

whoa .. demons have dandruff
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>>686074326
oh its fact, he even donates his earnings to the Downy for Downs as well as the Potatoes unite Initiative
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>>686070299
Satanist AND devil worshipper.

Wow, that's totally a double-edged sword.
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OP is apart of the retard three in the 4chan story
>Fats McGee and the retard three
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Dude. We get it...you hate yourself, you can calm down with the hair cut/piercings/make up. Have a blast working at the tattoo parlor until the day you kill yourself.
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>>686074449
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>>686074449
LaVey would be sickened by you. I bet you're a Berniecuck too.
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>>686072238
If religions were governments Christianity would be totalitarian where as paganism is more feudal. There are sects and different subcultures too it. In the end of the day almost everything has a controlling force, to think that one thing could control all of that is absurd. You'd have a North Korea of a world with Yahweh as Kim Jong Un
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>>686074629
>no tomato for the potato
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>>686073346
Pfft Sacred Heart was barely Christian brainwashing you fucking try hard
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>>686073346
With your eyeliner upswept you look like a sad Egyptian.
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>>686074739
Not even close, anon.
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>>686074754
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I think you're a bit too old to play the edgy, emo, devil-worshiping teen.

Worshiping Satan is as stupid as worshiping God.
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>>686074889
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>>686074889
Carberry right there
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>>686073346
>implying that you're anyone's favorite
Bitch even Satan wonders how God fucked up you
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>>686071901
No, you're not.
>the devil has better taste
>the devil with all his power over souls and temptation would not choose that flabby ass form over, say, a male form that wasn't at least mildly handsome
>the devil would not actively choose to look like a reject from the Ozzy Ozzbourne porn parody fluffed brigade
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>>686074572
who the fuck is this faggot
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>>686074783
well that too, its a common charity for downs folk, he feels that the lesser charity drives are not making enough money.
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>>686075050
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>>686075159
a faggot.
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>>686075029
>crossdresser
>trump supporter
>"satanist"

Clearly a troll. I demand time stamp.
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>>686074492
I totally agree. The inner workings are pretty good, but her own moral philosophy is just...depressing.
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>>686075125
>fucking kek
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>>686075100
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>>686075232
Tell me who you are so i can pay you a visit and beat your ass. No one fucks with the devil's favorite demon
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>>686075200
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Go to bed, skrillex
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>>686073346
Nooope, it's the face of Chuckieboy the part time Starbucks barista.
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>>686073690
I don't often laugh audibly, but this one got me
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>>686075041
kek
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I asked you a fucking question godammit. DO YOU LIKE BIRFDAYS.
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Have you been diagnosed or just trying to sound edgy
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>>686075358
its your Mother, now go to bed or im taking away your allowance.
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>>686075271
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>>686075177
Why is it that we're one of the only species that keeps the mentally disabled ones
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>>686073346
No, this is a face of an over-age emo bitch. Ooh, you're soo edgy. Lemme guess your career.

NIght clerk at 7-11. Your favorite band is Gorgoroth. You wish you could play an instrument. Your favorite drug is heroin.
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>>686074606
underrated
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>>686075358
lol, about as intimidating as a couch.
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>>686075330
Agreed. Read "Capitalism: The Unknown Ideal" if you get the chance. Half of it is just the same argument that's regurgitated though Atlas Shrugged a million times, but the book includes writings by her ex husband whose name escapes me and Alan Greenspan (before he became a government cuck). The book is actually really good as a defense of capitalism, but Rand's moral philosophy truly is batty.
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>>686075570
entertainment.
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>>686075159
Jesus. The whole long on top short on sides was done in the 90s. Were you intending to look like the saddest fuck outside the slipknot concert on purpose?
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>>686070299
>>686070833
>>686071901
>>686073346
>>686075159
wow guys look at this i found some oc for a cringe thread, thanks faggot
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>>686075644
I got dubz too
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>>686075570
>one of the only species
Name one other.
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>>686070299
why are you alive?
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>>686075582
Hey! Some perfectly normal people like heroin. Don't lump me in with this dipshit.
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>>686071026
Worship the wrong one?

And which do you suppose is the right one?

>Pro tip: The Bible says that God is a lair.
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>>686075363
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>>686075686
>does this suit your entertaining needs
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>>686075271
and tits
and sharpei in pooper
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>>686071446
lol apparently not so good today
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>>686075741
its yours to have my friend, you are very welcome
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OP's fb
https:// www facebook com/tom.abbottyoung
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Why don't you worship Abaddon instead?
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>>686075861
With shoe in head.
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>>686075847
naaah, i want like, battle dome style.
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>>686071901
The Satan and the Devil are different entities, faggot.
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>>686075782
I was t completely sure if we were the only so I didn't want to state something I wasn't 100% on
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>>686070299
Does devil worship actually get you results or is it just something that you found suited you more? Please try to be unbiased.
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>>686070299
Nice dubs, troll.
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>>686075861
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Are you rich op?
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>>686076053
No. That would be irresponsible.
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>>686075814
Agreed. Disparagement of this kind gives a bad name to the heroin-using community, and is strongly bigoted. I object not as a heroin user, but on behalf of all heroin users, whose sad lives include being lumped in with this kind of shithead. I mean, sucking off multiple people for a fix is one thing, but there are some things even heroin users won't stoop to.
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¿Chupas culos que acaban de cagar todos los días?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozgCOYNbFY4
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>>686075934
who is behind this post?
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>>686076064
>results
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>>686070299
Lol why do u like to worship urself
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>>686076019
This?
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>>686070299
haha holy fuck that is hilarious. looks like a windblower got stuck in your hair and pulled half of it out.

no questions for you, you seem quite retarded.
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>>686075934
cant make this shit up.
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>>686071901
>that makes me a saaad panda
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>>686076247
>2016
>not dying eyebrows to match the rest
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>>686076247
Those eyebrows tho - would it really have cost that much to dye them too?
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>>686075582
Hey. I'm a failure. I like Gorgoroth. Used to do lots of drugs, too.. But I'm definitely not so far gone that I post shit like, "I'm the Devil's fav fuckhole," on the internets.
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Do you actually know what a sociopath is? Have you been diagnosed with aspd or are you just some degenerate idiot.
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>>686070299
I believe in a god, to me the bible is all man made shit, not the christain one, but of my own collections of experiences, why hate on christians when your religion needs them for yours to exists what inspired your religion if not for Christians?
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>>686076294
yes YEEES. NOW KILL THE POTATO, KILL HIM WITH THE FRENCH FRY!!!!
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>>686075814
My apologies. I can't be meth since he doesn't look thin enough...

Though he could be a paint-huffer...
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>>686076348
I have a question, anon- what's a windblower?
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>>686070299

Why don't you grow the fuck up?
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>>686076477
>>686076486
Hivemind
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>>686070299
These type of "devil worshippers" are simply just a cry for help and attention
the ones that pretend to be good guys are the ones you should look out for
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>>686071890
Crusade, when?
Deus Vult!
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>>686076264
Sometimes waiting for angels isnt fast enough fampai
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>>686076600
>nice dubs
SLICE THIS POTATO AND SEND HIME TO THE DEEP FRYER
>Boutta go McDicks up in this bitch
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>>686076497
You still have time to do something especially since you're clean now and not a total douchenozzle pretending that worshiping Satan is cool.

Slayer is still the ultimate thrash band.
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>>686076064
The reason i worship satan
Most of the shit that comes out of other peoples mouths is garbage
>spiritual plutonism
>inb4 shit storm
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>>686073346
>white people
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>>686076866
>Not OP
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Whoever posted my fucking facebook, take that shit down now
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>>686076866
Wait...so you worship someone who, let's be honest, is not much on getting worshipped because other people have shitty opinions?

Look, I don't want to tell you how to live your life, but I can assure you that tying raw steaks to yourself and swimming in sharkinfested water is totally the most hardcore Satan worship you could do. For reals.
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>>686076353
LMAO.
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>>686070299
>Satanist
>Devil Worshipper
DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE
I firmly believe that you have never read anything about Satanism because they don't actually believe in the devil lol
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>>686076735
TIME IS NOW BROTHER, THE TIME IS NOW

https://youtu.be/M0d4qM7gCH8
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>>686071884
this
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>>686077165
>take that shit down now
as if they could just pluck the post right out of your thread kek
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>>686077165
kek
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>>686077165
Why? Are you going to stock our groceries improperly if we don't?

Seriously, Satan's numero uno guy is a fucking minimum wage retail slave? Go you.
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>>686077243
No. Cited facts are trash, science is just a front to make pharmaceutical companies money.
Fuck, even directions to get somewhere are always fuckin wrong.

So, in a word, im out.
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>>686076239
I apologize profusely for lumping this guy in with all the outstanding members of the community that use heroin. I should have realized the depth of my insult before I posted. Please forgive my bigoted response.
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>>686077165
Do you command me to do so, o dark lord?
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>>686071901
The devil is a fag?
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I'm undead after offending a weird ass serpent man demon. Summoned demon, vomited out an organ, died, woke up on my bed.

Check yourself before you wreck yourself, OP. You're fucking with shit that will rend your mind, soul, and even body asunder and expect you to come crawling back to it years later.
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>>686077165
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Hahahahahahha, god OP you are pathetic. I doubt you know what a sociopath is. I think you use the term to sound more edgy. Anyways, you should kill yourself. They say everyone has something beautifull in them well the only beautifull thing inside you is your pink hello kitty buttplug you rancid piece of shit.
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What are next weeks lottery numbers?
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>>686077722
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Is this a cringe thread?
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>>686077900
You have to ask?
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>>686077610
Damn straight.


Faggot.
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>>686076647
it blows the wind out of itself so you can blow leaves off of your driveway
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>>686071901
aren't you a little too old to be this edgy?
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>>686074606
no. they're.. >the sands of the Devil's dessert
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>>686077847
Six, six, and six.
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>>686077994
So. A leafblower.
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>>686077165
You're the dumbass faggot that was attention-whoring...
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Too many christian trolls ruining my fucking thread

fuck off seriously

This is one demon you don't want to fuck with
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>>686070299
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>>686077165
I AM THE NIGHT STALKER

Just fill the shelves with chips already. And it's spelled "stocker."

Fucking crybaby
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>>686078165
Why? Are you a haxx0r demon?
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>>686078165
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>>686078165
Calm down, get something to eat, get something to eat, get something to eat, get something to eat, get something to eat - you'll feel better.
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Wow, you're pretty op, look like a girl almost. Would fuck you real hard in the ass. Atheist btw.
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Nigger you are the reincarnation of a old english child molestor who has been send to australia. Cringing so fucking hard right now
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>>686078277
kek
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>>686078277
Holy dubs. Christian troll confirmed.
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>>686075741
right the whole thread is gold
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>>686078277
kek with extra dubs, please
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Thou shall burn like the witch thee is
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>>686076039
Depends on your religion. In (most of) Christianity they're the same, in Judaism they're different.
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>>686070299
Skrillex, stop eating carbs.
Right now.
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>>686070299
What's your job?
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>>686078452
Eat a snickers op, you become a sociopathic child molester when you're hungry
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>>686078875
kek
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Do people get this bored in Australia? That fb is cringy af hahahahaha
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Kill yourself
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Why are you wearing so much turquoise on your fucking face
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so you like isis, murder, raping babies, stuff like that? killing animals for fun right? pure hatred in your heart?
just for a second, take a cigarette lighter and burn yourself and just know, in your heart that if you do these things, you will forever burn, without rest in the flames of hell and believe me they burn hotter than any cigarette lighter.
so if you pull away from the flames, you gave yourself mercy, god will not give mercy to people with hatred in their hearts, you will feel the flames burn every piece of your body, without rest unless you repent your sinful ways.
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Aw, did we make the wittle demon cwy?
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>>686070299
Why do you like Bible fanfic?
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>>686078842
Dude works at a grocery store lmao Probs lives in his mother's basement too
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>>686079393
>the flames of hell burn hotter than any cigarette lighter
And heaven is hotter than that.
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>>686079401
lel
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>>686070299
Praise the lord
I have always wanted to see what an old emo looks like
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>>686078875
Worple
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>>686079571
Sick burn.
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>>686078165
Change it to "don't want to fuck" and you have the response of every female, male, or semisapient being, ever.
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>>686070299
Larry... you fucking twat
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" I LISTEN TO METAL SO I'M A BADASS, OH, GIVE ME ATTENTION TOO! "
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If you are the devil then kill yourself to prove it. Just come back from hell when you die easy as that. And film that for us beelzebubble
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>>686079393
Satanism is about forgetting the false reality we are taught and substituting it with one more actual and less submissive.
Thats about it.
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smh white people...
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>>686079698
That's what happens when you go there.
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so i think it would be ironic at best, that if someone out there was a serial killer who tortures people, tracked a certain satanist down and took him captive and tortured him, whether you would still feel the same after feeling the pain only a satanic serial killer could give in return
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>>686070299
this thread again.
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Lmao the faggot tried to get 4chan pissed and just ended up trolling himself
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>>686071901
Don't you really feel deep down that you're really just a self-loathing attention whore who believes that looking edgy and challenging "normal" society somehow grants you some elevated status without merit of having any real talent or expertise in life?
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>>686079824
>OP has no idea of this.
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>>686077696
>o dork lord
Fixed
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>>686078765
Depends on your Christianity.

The original Gnostics and Marcionists believed the god of the old testament was evil. They believed the serpent from Genesis was like Prometheus. It was only after the multiple christianities were unified under the Catholics that the Devil and the Satan became the same.
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>>686079881
I know, sorry for this mess.
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>>686079774
>beelzebubble
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>>686073346
You're an idiot.
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>>686070299
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Why post your pic op, you're gonna get murdered by a crazy pastor. You should take this down.
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OP show us your demon form and timestamp please you fucking cuk
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>>686079906
Nah, CSI did that one. Turned out the satanism was just a confused kid with mommy and daddy issues and way too much guyliner
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>>686070299
did you have sex with the whore of babylon?
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>>686080115
No fam, w>>686080043
e should take him down
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>>686075358
Now there's a fellow who looks like he spends a lot of time in front of a computer eating junk food.
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>>686080245
Um. Check out the photos. The whore of Babylon has better standards.
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