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Quads decide how I kills myself
Go.
do a flip off of the wtc
>>686043968
It'll be a while for quads op.
Why not trips decides what you inject in your urethra
I'm thinking some OJ
>>686043968
Old age
you don't
>>686043968
You don't and go on to live a happy life working in the walmart back room by yourself looking at vitamins.
Blood loss
>>686044308
Ggrr
>>686043968
you don't
inhale a dick
Starvation
go on a rampage at a police station
Take up smoking.
>>686044308
Rubbing alcohol
Live a long, healthy life, get a wife or husband or fuck, you can stay alone if you want, and die of natural causes. For me, come on.
>>686043968
Like a normal person. Mary shitty woman, have shitty kids, work shitty job, deal with shit from all that shit until the shitty god that doesnt even exists gives you the sweet release of death.
>>686043968
Most l-likely troll. If n-not *hugs tightly* I love you anon, I will always be h-here for you.
piss on a police man
Natural causes.
Shoot up a school OR
Enlist in the army
Rolling for death by trap
Paint toilet rolls red, attach to belt, put clock on the front, run into the nearest mall with the fattest security guard, Allah Ackbar till dead
Bonus points for a non texas mall
Choke on dicks
Death by car
No, Skwissgar, don't kills yourself!
Anus Bleeding from shoving a hand up your ass
with toothpick on each finger then twist
>>686046938
why not? world is dildoes
1. Fill several syringes with bleach and/or ammonia
2. Inject as many as possible as quickly as possible
3. ??????
4. Profit
>>686046879
he said how not where
>>686043968
Try to rape yourself.
>>686047274
Gunna reroll cuz I want to know if you shit mustard gas.
You only live once. Don't do it OP. Also, check'em.
Watch big bang theory reruns until you go into a coma.
>>686047274
QUADS GET
ROLL
Rape police
Pull out realistic bb gun
Death by cop
>>686047274
Rrrrrrrooooooollllllllllllllllllll
>>686047535
Damn it, why is it that I cannot even get fucking dubs? I think I am going to end my own life.
Put your head in the microwave
Drive a car into a gas station
Bread costume
Go to the big birds
....
Profit?
>>686043968
You come to my house next friday (im having a party) and you hang yo self in the living room in front of all my guest
>>686047787
SO CLOSE FUCK
Shove knife up dickhole
>>686047866
OP here
address?
immediately
>>686043968
Alcohol poisoning
>>686048001
Kek
Remove your skull and scalp with the help of surgeons. Pour 1 litre of pure liquid LSD on your exposed brain.
Deliberately get aids
Cut balls off and bleed out
helium and cpap
>>686049150
Reroll
CP
>>686047346
Are you stupid? That is a how to...
Also OP quads are to high to keep this thread interesting.
>>686044308
Lemon juice
heroin overdose.
vote for trump and wait for him to destroy america
>>686049441
hell jeah ! roll for this
Inhale air horns until death
starve yourself to death
>>686043968
kek o.d. on advil
>>686049150
Rerolll
suicide by niggers
>>686049903
Reroller
old age
>>686049971
super reroll
Something involving a banana
>>686043968
trying to convert muslims to christianity
unprotected gay sex and aids
death by sucking your dad's cock
Trampled by chickens
Walk into the woods and starve to death.
>>686049999
This faggot stole my quads
>>686049344
You're not my dad kike
>>686050518
Plot twist, that anon is your father OP
>>686050858
Tehe probably. Don't know my dad
Inb4 I'm called a nigger
>>686051112
The plot thickens
>>686051112
/thread
No quads will ever be seen in this thread
>>686051353
Than I am winar
>>686051617
Yes. You may leave now.
Inject oxygen into your bloodstream
Crucifixion
Publicly burn yourself
Blow yourself up shouting allahu akbar
accidentally choke on sandwich
>>686052926
Reroll
You don't, you got so much to live for.Go drink some Pepsi and watch tv.
>>686053068
Roll
Go to Syria and join isis and say you are jewish
>>686053268
Reroll
Drown
>>686052800
Ooooh wooooah, you're halfway there~!
If dubs, don't an hero, just leave the life you have and make a new one elsewhere. Find some borderline neet or furry to room with til you find a new job and get a new place. Or something. Faggot.
Suicide maybe?
You enter into a pact with me that you won't kill yourself until I finally can't keep coping and I decide to do the same.
>>686043968
Go here and meet a fuck girl
http://adultfriendfinder.com/go/g1165272-ppc?page_id=528
You don't
Dress up like a spoopy alien.
Run into area 51.
Profit???
>>686043968
Death by old age.
Run over by train
>>686054324
Rerill
>>686054396
Roll
>>686054445
Yet again OP survives
vape bleach in a school
>>686043968
Old Age, the worst death
>>686054500
Unfortunately.... :(
>>686054645
Rolling
>>686054396
>>686054445
Rolling train inc
>>686044397
Roll
>>686054733
What's the reason anyways why you wanna do it?
I havent fapped since friday.
>>686054644
re-rolling for this guy because i'm laughing so hard it hurts but i'm not sure why so i think that means his idea was incredible. and i was hoping op would get off the hook
>>686054645
J.K. Rolling
Kill yourself with old age
roll
don't kill yourself, kill someone else so we have more get rekt shit to post
>>686054645
build a guiletene then jump off it head first
Roll
>>686055183
roll
>>686055183
kek
>>686054396
Rolling train
you shall live
Death by dildos
Leave 4chan forever but stay alive.
>>686055505
Rolling
Get on an airplane, tear off the emergency exit mid-flight and jump out, preferably over a city.
Try to aim for a car on a street while falling.
Browse /b/ no food or water until you die
Blow your brains out in public
>>686055183
rollarino
>>686055505
Than what's the point of living anon?
>>686055551
>>686055505
Damnit
>>686055551
>>686055559
you respectively fast and slow cunts. fuck.
>>686055555
we were so close to quints
peel skin with a potato peeler
>>686055666
>Everything.
this>>686055183
>>686055753
he should use that one anyway. someone figure out a way for that to be lethal.
>>686055666
Truth be told, satan
Quads and I don't have to kill myself for you sick fucks
>>686055930
reroll
>>686055930
No u
Rolling for image
>>686056141
That shit is gold. We need a thread just dedicated to most creative suicide methods that actually might work.
>>686056141
YES
Die of old age with your wife, 5 kids, and 21 grandchildren
Fap to death
remove eyes with knife
then cut hands and bleed to death
Roll over by train but OP must tell story why first and stream it.
gunshot to the mouth with teeth closed as in shoot through your teeth.
>>686057495
Roll
Lick an electrical wire
>>686057495
rollerino
>>686056141
Rolling for this beautiful bastard
>>686057529
Rell
>>686043968
eat your friends farts until something happens.
>>686057762
>>686057781
Thread gonna 404 and OP is still alive.
>>686055666
Damn
>>686057912
Tehe
>>686057762
Roll
Put a knife up your anus.
Suicide by cop
>>686058403
Rowl
>>686043968
old age :)
If quads, shove fireworks up your ass
Hit by car while streaming
>>686043968
Live out your life, trying to be successful, enjoying your life that you've made.
>>686058817
Rolll
>>686043968
letting a horse fuck you
>>686059022
Yes
Get a job instead.
bleach
ib4opdoesntdeliver
>>686059271
Do this
>>686043968
Get a big pail, a large garbage bag, a bottle of chlorine based bleach and a big bottle of vinegar. First dump the bleach into the pail, then sit with the pail between your legs and dump the vinegar into the pail, finish by covering your head and the pail with the bag. This creates chlorine gas as the vinegar reacts with the bleach. The bag will fill with gas and you will pass out and die fairly rapidly. Idgaf about getting quads but if you want to kill yourself, there you go.
Go to a zoo and enter to the lion´s cage covered in sauce
>>686059472
do this
>>686059755
Do that
>>686059271
This
>>686059472
do this[2]
>>686059472
do that
>>686059271
Boring but best for society.
>>686059472
please do this
>>686059472
op u wont deliver
Find and eat multiple Amanita ocreata.
>>686060004
I give up
>>686043968
Before I care, tell me about yourself?
>>686043968
rolling for a killing spree, get all the guns you have and just go outside and fucking murder everything
>>686060099
Wanna bet nigger?
from natural causes
>>686060129
Just a lowly faggot who has nothing better to do than browse 4chan
>>686060296
Who did you last talk to?
>>686059472
Drinking bleach won't kill you. It will just fuck up your stomach. Bleach solutions are like 2% bleach and 98% water.
Do this instead
>>686059739
>>686060296
Get a job already
>>686045918
fuck off faggot
>>686060360
Besides you kikes? My best friend.
Drown yourself in diarrhea.
set yourself on fire
>>686060168
roll!
Go to the Ghetto and kill those niggers until someone kills you
>>686043968
Bash your own head in with a bat.
Naked strangle wank whilst tied to a lamp post
>>686054976
who cares faggot
Die from having great sex
>>686060516
Roll
Roll over by train
>>686060516
Rollin
shoot up police station
>>686060964
>not OP
Don't. Life is beautiful.
>>686061134
You had your chances to die often enough in this thread. You may live.
sacrifice yourself to satan
I roll,
buy a plane ticket to syria and kill as many isis sand niggers as possible, in the name of 4chan
>>686061252
Aw:(
>>686061410
re roll
Eating banana.
>>686061410
rolling
Lets do it together OP i hate myself too
>>686060516
Straight Rollin'
>>686061526
Deal anon
>>686061526
do it, it is inevitable to die, why prolong it?
go towards the light brother,
division waits for us all
OP didnt even tell us what weapons he has, not even giving us fucking options
eat shit and die
By the long term effects of breathing various heavy metals and microparticles due to air pollution which ruins your lungs and causes you to ded
Move to China, faggot
1.) Fuck nigger
2.) Get AIDS
>>686061410
fuck off m8, those isis guys are edge lords
>>686043968
Old age
Move to syria and join isis. And once they trust you blow up yourself and take as many as you can woth you.
>>686061865
this
>>686061660
Thank you anon
Youve helped me gain courage towards this decision.
Thank you
hanging
>>686061865
rolling
>>686060168
Rolling for dis
>>686061779
Reroll
Self enema then shit on a cop while threatening him with a knife
Eat poison
>>686062125
roll for this
>>686061779
This
Get hit by truck
>>686062205
Rell
drive into police station jump out of car and then rig car to explode when it stops moving, pull gun out and start blazing them pigs, chuck some Molotov and roast em till they squeal
Vape bleach
>>686062205
roll, also try to livestream if possible
>>686062322
really like this
shoot a bunch of cops
NO. you live a long life and die from old age.
>>686061660
>>686061941
You do realize this is a quote from fallout...
jump off building with a go pro on and stream it to the internet
>>686055559
I think they are locked. Not sure.
Sorry brothA
>>686062508
FUCKING THANK YOU
playing too much far harbor 'kek
>>686062243
>>686062205
>>686061134
>>686060004
>>686057781
>>686055551
>>686054445
I tried OP I really did many times.
Seems you have to live
Get high as fuck. Jerkoff until you die.
Choking on your dad's cock
mustard gas & an hero.
first off, do all the shit youve always wanted, go rape a bunch of hot babes, go murder people and shit then off yourself by suicide by cop
Go to Chernobyl and explore the reactor. Take photos.
>>686060516
I'm for this.
>>686047787
so close
>>686060516
Do it bitch.
this
>>686063005
Rewl
>>686060516
Exe-poo-tion.
>>686063333
You never said it had to be in this thread
>>686062508
I dont play that shit game so nah
casualised cod shit
fo1 > fo4
Old age
>>686063637
Poor method of suicide anon...
>>686043968
Get ebola
Has OP opened another thread?
Gun to head
Bump 2.0
Well good night /b/
Thanks for all the lovely support on encouraging me to kill myself. You'll all be in my hearts. :*
>>686065963
Night OP
Best of luck
>>686065963
So you are not that other OP in that other suicide thread?
My quads say OP shouldn't kil himself
Old age
for much love
>>686063005
You realize you can go in there and survive right?
It
This isn't S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
It's been a long time
Watch some thunderf00t dud
bet OP is just some fag trying to get attention
Slide the tube part of a catheter into your urethra until you reach your bladder then cut off the rest of the catheter. Take a funnel and stick it into the open end and then begin gilling with gun powder and falmented mercury. Find a prostitute and hire her/him and go to an airport both of you run in and fuck on the ground until the kenetic force sets off the falmented mercury. Then you are enveloped in a cloud of fire and orgasmic bliss as you see screaming people being engulfed by your semenenal fire storm. Basically fuck till you die where people fly high into the sky.
>>686067643
I mean deep into the reactor right next to the molten core you faggot.
>>686067663
:o how did you know????
You shall live
>>686067643
>long time
You clearly have no idea how atomic half life works
>>686043968
Jump into active volcano
Get killed by a nigger.
Get beer bottle. Break said beer bottle bar fight style. Fuck self with broken beer bottle.
>>686068392
Owh yes!
by hacking off your limbs with a blade of your choice until you bleed out also must be your parents home
>>686068567
Reroll because OP sucks.
Omg this thread stsrted more than 2h ago and still no quads
>>686046192
Y-you s-sure?-? i-it d-dosen't l-look l-like a-a t-troll f-for m-me.
Find the closest Martin Luthor King Blvd and stand with a sign saying "HONK HONK NIGGERS"
>>686043968
Why don't go out in style?
>Get aids
>Start fucking everything that's isn't straight/hetero
>Or let them fuck you, up to you
>Cleanse the world
>????????
>Profit
I will buy you a golden statue, and make sure people will know what have you done for us
Old age
old age <3
