THE OFFICIAL 4CHAN LOSER CHALLENGE!!! >27 >No Job >
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
THE OFFICIAL 4CHAN LOSER CHALLENGE!!!
>27
>No Job
> Only had one job that lasted 4 months
> Zero money
> Living off poor mom and GF that has shitty job
>only mildly good at vidya.
Lets see what ya got /b/
>21
>no job
>failed four years of college
>virign but not kissless
>two friends
>still not doing my homework
>>686043524
NICE!
>>686043524
negro/10
>>686043722
im hispanic u fuck
Titty Bump
>>686043888
Trips!
>>686043888
Go raid some twitch , fucking negro
>>686043888
>>686043999
Double trips!
>>686043888
>>686043999
>>686044133
Double trips and one dubs!
>>686044133
So sick
Maybe we should play the lotto.
why are you losers such losers? I'm working two jobs to self fund my training. No excuses.
>>686044067
what the fuck u talking about
>>686043320
what makes it "official"?
everyone here is anonymous... so that kinda shoots the official claim in the foot.
>>686044300
Some people are only good at failing, if it wasnt for losers you wouldnt have winners.
Alfa, job, gf 9/10, neurosurgeon...
Love my life.
>>686043999
>>686044588
The dubs and trips in this thread are out of hand.
>>686043320
> 21
>wife 2 kids
> working in a lab
>get paid nice
> iq 135
>life still sux
existence bores the fuck out of me cant kill myself bcs of kids...
>>686045284
What's wrong, can't you get dubs?
>>686045405
Not bad, just save for retirement and fuck em all.
>>686044877
>the stories and information posted here are autistic... autistic... artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>686045405
Then make a new existence you retarded faggot.
Society is a mother fucker
>>686043320
26
part time job cuz hate life and don't wanna work
kissless virgin
receding hairline
live with parents and hate them
multiple sclerosis-like health problems that make it extremely difficult to have sex cuz my muscles are wrecked
ugly, 4/10 on average and getting worse
think about suicide dozen times a day
no friends, been total outcast/recluse/hermit for 5-10 years almost
used to be really good at sports and playing music but lost all that cuz health problems
no will to work to live
positives about me: pretty cool guy actually, good personality, smart, good sense of humor, good friend. doesn't really matter cuz i'm destined to die alone and never even touch a girl.
kill me
>>686046477
Jesus H Christ another fucking dubs.
and nice, you're a contender.
Prostitutes man. They are awesome
>>686046111
And A Fucking nother trips! MAH GOD
>>686046477
weed will be your savior...
trust me...
>>686047106
Agreed, too bad I have to wait til tomorrow when my gf gets paid to get more.
>>686047106
used to blaze every day when i was a freshman in college
my health problems put an end to that so i can't smoke anymore
my life is horrible
>>686047291
now im sad
>>686047652
me tooo
>>686046841
no money
>32
>NEET 5+ years
>couple minimum wage jobs in the past
>no college
>no money
>no friends
>no gf
>parents basement
>registered sex offender
>fat
>ugly
>not particularly good at anything
maybe ill at least get dubs (doubt it)
>>686048162
We have a contender!
Started economics bachelor. suck at math. got a job besides school as an cashier at a bank. finishing my second year of school now. got offered a higher paying job as Personal business advisor. girlfriend is soon a doctor. we will have plenty of cash and no debt. we bought apartmet before studies. almost no debt. she is cool and have no problem with me smoking weed. pull your shit tougether you fucking loosers. maybe somthing good will happen to you aswell
>>686043320
>20
>living with parents who hate each other and cheat on each other
>no college but wanted to go
>working dead end jobs
>Absurdist and Discordian
>I consume pointless media to wade through father time
>never had a relationship
>never went on a date
>never got laid
>absolutely zero friends for 4 years
>no social life
>wishing for a quick and painless death
>want to commit suicide but don't want to burden family
>society is stagnating
>we are trashing the environment to no sustainable return
>gets off on horrible news events
>wish I could dull my brain to stop thinking constantly
To top it all off
>very poor eye vision
ITT an hero candidates
>>686048394
>>686048162
>>686048162
forgot to add
>vigin
>no social skills
>shitbox for transportation that probably no longer runs
>everything i own is old and breaking down
i could go on
>>686049001
I'm happy for you, life doesn't work out for everyone like that. Most of us losers in reality shouldn't have been born, modern technology allows genetically inferior people to breed.
Same as OP except
>20
>Never had a job
>tfw no gf
>>686046477
>kissless virgin
>extremely difficult to have sex
>30
Too lazy to green text.
Very highly educated.
Have had maybe two jobs ever.
Hate working.
Travel world living off elderly fathers money. Currently in Hawaii.
Small penis.
Hot gf tho.
>>686049767
Living the life, enjoy it brother.
>>686049767
WTF ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT????
This is my life. >>686049109
I forgot to include I'm below the US tax bracket and get a full return.
>>686049901
Thanks. Trying to make it last. Fucked when cash runs dry tho
>>686050062
Forgot to mention somewhat crippling depression/disdain for life.
>>686050087
Invest.
>18
Policeman
Driving license
Nice gf
Working out for 2 years and got some good muscle
nice dick
white
>posting on /b/ should be enough to be a looser right?
>>686050239
Kept on a tight monthly remittance.
>>686043320
>23
>Been employed since July, graduated college last may
>Money is tight, but made some decent money in stock investments over the last couple of years
(Invest in GE boys, 300% return since 2013)
>Renting my own apartment, moving into a house with some college friends in september
>dating a cute girl with a good job for ~3 months
>i'lll whoop your ass in any video game
>>686043320
>26
>borderline personality disorder, pretty severe with self-harm and impossibility to deal with people
>no job
>no money
>will soon lose my connection to the internet for lack of money
>electricity will follow suit
>but at least I have some book I haven't read for when that happens
>planning to an hero eventually and lately it seems this will happen soon
>>686050167
Become a religious nutjob and convince yourself that God told you to pull yourself together
>>686045284
>>686045523
You two fags stand back
>>686050614
Haha, have considered this.
>>686050661
>>686050752
Also, kill yourself
>>686043320
>31
>no job
>get $300 a month for NEET bucks
>live with mom and she takes my money when it comes
>wizard
>25
>no job
>never had a job
>dropped out of high school
>no GED
>live in my parents' basement
>no friends
>obese
>balding
>small penis
>no hobbies besides porn and vidya
>talentless
>not very smart
>possible alcoholic
>browse /b/ daily
>>686051448
Sounds like me, maybe we should make a team!
>>686051667
no, go away.
>all ive done since high school is work my part time job and sit in my room browsing /b/
>never a girlfriend
>never leave home
>never any prospects
>just
>/b/
>>686051926
I feel you anon
>>686043888
same thing
>>686052299
Dubs for you my friend
fuck
>28
>no jerb
>was 8 years in college, graduated but no real internship/job prospect
>12 months as a databse analyst, shit was mildly cash, was at least making money
>came to sillicon valley to "make it"
>9 months of looking for a jerb
>have gf back home
>she says she loves me
>i believe her
>im doing all of this to make good money and marry her
>fear this is just a pipe dream and she has been cheating on me
>actually found some people who I am working on a startup with
>equity so no $$ yet
>havent been back to /b/ in months. it doesnt help at all. it distracts and diminishes my spirit. im here now because i got something on the startup working and am celebrating for a few minutes
All i want to be is a yuppie.
>>686052299
Double dubs! !!
>21
>Can only work in retail properly
>Has stutter when not comfortable
>Never comfortable with strangers
>Fat girlfriend
>I can never keep an erection with her but I still love her
>Unemployed for 3 months
>Fired for making ginger joke
>She made ginger jokes about herself
>Probably Sociopath
>Has collection of pointless bladed articles
>No use for them except "OOOH sharp and pretty"
>Most exciting thing in my day is watching shitty youtubers
>>686052744
DUUUUBBBBS
25
>shitty low paying job
>dropped out of highschool
>living at home
>Literally no friends
>no license nor anyone to teach me
>don't have any talents or skills
>gf left me for another guy (don't blame her)
Least I've been with a few girls. All my old friends moved on in life and I feel like time stopped for me when I was 15. I make new friends often enough for a short while then it fades quickly
>>686050320
I'm 20. This is my life. >>686049109
How the fuck are you a cop at 18?
>>686053334
I'm sorry for your loss anon....
>>686043524
Hispanic is not a race, you can be both...
>>686049109
How's your ear vision though?
>>686052795
Keked at ginger joke. Do share, anon.
You faggots need to realize that most people meet their friends at work. No money, no job, no friends, all of this. Get a fucking job, meet friends, try to hook up with a co-worker, happiness comes with purpose
>32
>45k year
>wife hates me
>I've lied to her about big and small things
>got busted by cops with weed and 2yr old daughter in car
>got busted with a saved epic up skirt creep shot pic (since deleted)
> got busted getting footage of wife in bath (deleted)
> can't keep anything on my phone or I might get divorced.
> wife says she wants someone else
> wife doesn't want bigger dick, just not mine.
>wife doesn't even really like sex anyway after being raped when she was 6
> I just want to feel loved again /b/ it's rough out here
> trying to decide if I should divorce my wife so she may have a chance of ever being happy again
> wife hates me
> constantly wondering if we will make it or not
> not had sex in over 6 months
>>686043320
This is what I got
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
>28
>gave up great job, shit hours
>gf of 3 years cheated 2 weeks ago
>now work labor for shit money
>left gf, she kept apartment
>now live in friends basement
>nowhere in life after 10 years
>>686055819
Leave. You need to anon
>>686056448
I would love to...perhaps I will
>>686056448
I would love to...perhaps I will. Know why feels the worst? It's that I have this beautiful and amazing wife and have never really done anything to make her feel special and loved. When we met it was a love at first sight kind of deal and she jumped my bones, it was awesome but that's gone now. I wish I knew what do now
I left the house alone for the first time in over a year to buy a few tall cans of beer with change.
>>686057251
Once that is gone for her it's damn impossible to get back. I've tried for a long time too, recently gave up and left. Feels good man, you don't wake up with that pit in your stomach wondering how she's going to fuck up your day
>18
>Kissless virgin
>Never had a job
>Don't know how to drive
>3 friends, only see 1 outside of class
>Ugly as shit and 5'4"
Do I win?
>>686057770
This guy does
>>686057348
>>686057770
A contender for sure
>18, female
>virgin but not kissless (cause im fucking shy)
>fired from every job because I suck
>parents pay for everything and i feel guilty
>shy when approached by guys (pretty much every time i go out) so i stopped going out except for school and stuff
>spend my days reading erotica, watching yt videos, and browsing /b/ and feel guilty about not doing anything productive all day everyday
>o i am fucking shy
>>686057601
I've got kids though, I don't want to bail on them. They deserve quality attention so they don't up here on /b/ one day. I Like this thread tho at least there are bigger losers than me.
>>686055819
divorce her and go fuck all the pussy in the world
>19
>NEET
>KHHV
>No job ever
>No driver's licence
>Lost motivation in life
>Almost all my high-school friends left couple remain
>Back pain - arthritis
>Went from a failed normie to aspie to psychosis due to social isolation ( year 3 soon )
>Numb
>>686059260
tits
>>686059260
daily reminder:
>shy women are in demand
>virgin women are in demand
>shy men, not so much
>virgin men, not even pity sex
>>686043320
>Living off of parents
>jobless
>kissless virgin
>don't know what to do with my life
>7 years old
>>686043320
Before and After of Me:
>18
>low income family
>top of the class in high school
>athletic
>abs
>played sports
>kicked ass in video games
>productive with my time
>overall happy guy
>fetish for Asian girls
>rejected all the girls who had crushes on me so I can focus on school and I can get better girls than them if I tried
>still got a blowjob by the hottest Asian girl in my graduation class
>23
>high income family
>2.1 GPA in engineering
>7 years to do a 4 year degree
>25% body fat
>fat fuck & lazy fuck
>haven't played sports in years
>havent played video games in years
>procrastination 24/7
> Stress level > 9000
> Confidence level < 9000
> Anxity level > 9000
>overall sad and depressed guy
>still fetish for Asian girls
>rejected by every girl I tried to get with
>currently semi-friends with a 9/10 Asian girl but I'm too afraid of going any further
help /b
>>686060976
>shy women are in demand
>virgin women are in demand
i just get so shy and quiet, it doesn't work
>>686061370
pic related
point being that you dont have to do anything and the guys will come to you.
over 9000 times easier than being a shy guy
>>686061530
roll
>>686057770
holy fuck, thats me dude minus the 5'4 part.
>>686061788
guys go after me all the time and it gets a little overwhelming, but every time they talk to me i go full autism, and it puts them off a little. it's like social anxiety, but only when approached.
>>686043320
>19
>no job
>never had a job
>live with parents
>cant drive
>kissless virgin
>suck at league of legends
>go to community college
>got a D in geology cuz i didnt do homework
>im on this website
>>686062747
My life, 100% same except I got bored of video games
>>686062747
Why is community college a downside, never really understood that.
>>686061788
this is the truth
>>686062993
Because you miss out on 2 years of partying and dorm life, and random sex
>>686061370
Society has been constructed to be heavily in your favor, the law is on your side, the media is on your side, you can get laid pretty easily (Relative to men), most men in your position can't even get their parents to pay for their shit, but since you're "Daddys little girl" you get it.
You have no excuse for being an 18 year old virgin in the west. Hell, even right now the fact you admitted you have a vagina has made 99% of men in here interested in you automatically.
>>686063500
ah ok, thanks
>>686062463
now imagine being the one who has to approach and is shy as fuck.
it takes every ounce of willpower to get up, walk over, and say hello. of course since you are shy it appears to her that you have zero self-confidence. while you're doing your best to initiate a conversation she just rolls her eyes and tells you to get lost.
maybe that didnt completely crush you for the night and you still have it in you to try talking to another woman at the bar. you walk up to woman number 2 and before you can even open your mouth she says "no thanks"
>repeat over and over
>self confidence eventually a distant memory
>now you are a wizard
>>686062747
It's me!! Except the league of legends
>>686048162
>Registered sex offender
Never change, /b/
>>686043320
>25
>Still in School
>Won't graduate till forver
>Never had a GF (many flings)
>Addicted to a strong opiate.
>No one knows. I steal them from mom.
>>686063680
I understand I guess, but all of my friends who are sexually active just fuck random guys... I could do that too but I don't feel like I'd be able to do that unless I really love the person. And being as shy/autistic as I am around men, idk how I'll even be able to get in a relationship. I know the guy does all the work but I wouldn't know how to cooperate. Idk why I get anxious like this, it's not like I think I'm ugly or anything
>>686043320
>21
>Student doing bad in classes
>Broke
>Virgin
>Girl I was dating fucked my friend while I never even got to kiss her
>Diabetic
How'd I do /b/?
>>686059260
Guess my girl you can pick out loser fish from this place
>>686064623
So just fucking message a guy on some dating website if you can't talk to men irl. Jesus christ, are you that chick from watamote or some shit?
>>686043320
Anon, anyone who has ever had a girlfriend is doing objectively better than me.
>>686064372
>mfw i can even mind my own business in my cave without some crazy schizo girl calling cops because "someone was watching me through my window. i think it might have been anon"
>>686057251
it seems really easy?? Start being a good husband instead of an irresponsible creepy fuck
>>686065022
I'm sorry :(
doppels
>>686051448
how do your parents allow this shit? do they even talk to you anymore??
> 23
> BBA
> Somehow got a job as a programmer but shit tier at coding
> Somehow haven't gotten fired in 2 years but I'm thinking it'll come any day now
> I fucken h8 everything about corporate life too
> Should have been a blue collar pleb
>>686065787
same
>26
>What the fuck does NEET mean?
>>686048162
Moderator of \b\
>>686062747
>hurr durr paid to go to school
>durrrrrr didn't do the homework
Dumb fucking retards. Holy fucking shit.
WE FUCKING DESERVE THE FLOOD OF SHITSKINS.
WE FUCKING DESERVE THE FALL OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION.
WE FUCKING DESERVE TO BE CUCKOLDED BY THE SHITSKINS.
Fucking worthless subhuman GARBAGE. You've been handed literally the greatest wealth, luxury, knowledge, civilization, culture, society and EVERYTHING that the world has every fucking known and you flunk out of one of the easiest subjects there is to learn because you just wouldn't do the homework for the class that YOU FUCKING PAID FOR?!
What makes it worse is I KNOW you little toilet stains come on /b/ and prattle about atheism and how you're so fucking smart and science this and science that-- BUT YOU CAN'T EVEN PASS THE EASIEST FUCKING SHIT IN A TWO BIT COMMUNITY COLLEGE, WON'T GET A JOB, WON'T EVEN LEARN HOW TO FUCKING DRIVE.
WE NEED A WAR. WE NEED A WAR RIGHT FUCKING NOW TO BRING SOME HARDSHIP BACK INTO THIS WORLD SO THAT PATHETIC LITTLE ASS WIPES LIKE YOU FAGGOTS WILL BE FORCED TO GROW UP.
>>686066650
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=NEET
>>686048162
>registered sex offender
what did u do?
>>686051448
add sex offender and you win
>>686066969
How fucking dare you hack my computer and look something up on google. I'm calling the feds
>>686067174
i didn't have a better alibi than "i was alone in my cave all night watching cartoons"
see>>686065252
>>686043320
Rick?
>>686067781
Who is this
>>686067589
pls
>>686067665
lol what, you can be a sex offender in america for peaking through a window?
>20
>EMT graduate and Paramedic Intern
>make good money working for hospital
>have nice payed off car
>live under parents roof but pay for my own necessities
Here comes why I'm a loser
>Be 16
>ready to become a father with girl I've dated for years
>try for years but never manage to conceive
>18, things go wrong and we end up breaking up because of my mistakes
>2 years pass after that am now 20
>have never stopped thinking about her
>still never stop thinking of her
>ruins current relationships
>current girlfriends cheat and lie to me
>best friends of 7 years live 2,000 miles away
>drink myself until nausea hits every single night I dont work
>drunk dial her and pour my heart out to her and be called a pathetic loser she hates
I want to kill myself but if I do that she wins, and nothing makes me happy but her.
Thats why I'm a loser
Inb4 edgelord
>>686068146
yup. peeping tom shit
>unlawful sexual contact
good luck trying to prove innocence without an alibi
>23yo
>Helicopter Pilot
>GFs in 2 different states
>$20k-ish vehicles in 2 different states
>$75k a yr
>started my retirement fund recently
>white, blond hair, blue eyes, not in amazing shape but comfortable at the beach
>just short of 8inch donger
Did I win?
>>686068494
what a fucked up country lmao
if someone does that shit here, the girl's brother would beat your ass and then the cops would come beat your ass and that'd be the end of it
>>686068730
there are (were?) some exceptions.
if shes walking around her living room nude with the windows open you can watch here from public property (the street)
still not a very good idea
>>686045405
smoke
weed
faggot
>be me, 19
>find out my dad has been fucking my girlfriend
and that's how i haven't spoken to my dad in 6 years... when you're cucked by your own fucking father it's some other shit..
>20
>Finished my A.A.S for Auto Tech because I think cars are awesome.
>Quit job because fuck maintenance/shitty boss
>Virgin, have kissed, one gf had seen my penis
>Never had a relationship with girl that lasted more than two months.
>Now at point of life where I have no direction
>Most of my friends never talk to me/message because I live far away
>No girl* friends
>On /b/
>22
>Mormon
>3rd year of college
>No job
>ugly gf
>can't fuck gf cuz Mormon
>3.0 GPA
>browse /b/
>>686070226
nigger just stop being a goddamn mormon. jesus christ (haha lol) is fucking retarded
>inb4 found the atheist
Be me>30 years old> Ausfag> been fired from my last two jobs >have a girlfriend and had sex with about 10 more > have a mortgage which I might default now I've got no money coming on.
But guess what...life is still fucking beautiful. Do nice things for other people b and you'll feel great.
>>686070441
found the atheist
No greentext mobilefag
24
Minimum wage job
Not a virgin
Been with three girls in total
Been 4 months since I've gotten laid
Alcoholic
Average looking
Ehh not that bad
>>686068730
How's life in Pakistan?
>>686070578
AND you cant greentext
>you pitiful fucker
>>686043320
26
no job
one job that lasted over a year
200$ in the bank
kissless virgin
If it has a vagina, fuck it.
DSPGaming
32
great job
big house
$500k in the bank
fucked 100+ women
hate every one
have stalkers
don't like people
watch cei vids but cant follow through
cant greentext
>>686072703
what is cei
>>686061045
been there before fag. read a motivational book or something. think positive and be positive. grow balls. take chances.
