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>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
>>686031743
http://elitegamingcomputers.com/good-cheap-gaming-computers/
That might help ya~
>>686032340
No, she didn't.. She showed up on the threads and told me to tell you that then left.
>>686031314
If I can talk to him, I will
Please CP.
Perm ban me
inb4 more ponies
I'm tired and want food.
Britfag Maki Claim
Miho claimed
Hello everyone
>>686032962
eat then go sleep
>>686033129
>Mildly lewd
Mizore's here.
kagami claimed!!
how the fuck does anyone past the age of 12 like Leafy
Akiko claim
>>686032639
Not interested in stealing ships man
I row a lonely boat, The only boat that I have ever rown
https://youtu.be/aGzgoSg5OZg
>oh god feels why did I do this?
>>686033276
It's funny because he criticizes 12 year old kids and their 12 year old fanbase.
Dio-sama...
Loli is wrong, completely wrong.
>>686032213
is sachi even considered loli?
>>686032043
i meant why kill you
>>686033339
>so close
Claiming best girlie!
>>686033339
every time i joke with my friends saying i'm going to cut myself and listen to green day this song pops in my head
it's an ok song
>>686033536
yea, sachi is 15. anything underage is considered loli i believe
>>686033536
Sachi is not a loli.
Kotori claimed
>>686027120
Hm. Something that stands out... Okay. I have somethin'. It's actually somewhat recent.
A short time after the infamous Lewd Night concluded, there was still a moderate amount of minimalist E/RP happening between certain anons. Suddenly, our Führer (Tenryuu) arrives and declared his utter disgust for the faggot role-players. What happened next has never happened before or since.
He rallied as many of the Founders(oldfags or whatever) as he could, six of them answered the call if they weren't already present, including myself. He then asked them what their opinion was on RP inside /waifu/, and if they agree that a rule against it should be added in the OP.
No-one disagreed with him. Actually, most seemed to share his loathing for it. And so, the new rule was established: Keep rp/erp to a minimum.
>>686028571
>Vigil's work might someday be useful for purposes other than her personal fixation
Oh, I doubt it. Maybe I'll do something with all of this information one day. Nothing is certain for now.
>>686028135
>I wonder how much of my cringe and drama is there
Uh. All of it that was posted here, at least.
>If you care about anon relationships outside the thread I have amended with a certain anon and we get to talk and play daily now
I'm genuinely glad.
>If you care about anon relationships outside the thread
Agh... shit.
You know, I'm not sure whether or not to include stuff outside of the threads in my archive. Although undecided, that doesn't stop me from keeping a sharp eye until I sort it all out.
>>686033339
GREEN DAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>686033472
>criticizes 12 year olds
Don't forget autistic people!
>>686033536
because all I can do is rewatch current R&M until season 3 ;(
Daily reminder that Mr.Hands make the best puns. Hands down
Absolutely no one can outrun Emi. No one
It is impossible to lurk harder than Vigil.
Your life sucks. Drop out
Anyone can fall asleep better than galko. Even people who have family with stage 4 cancer.
Never trust Fran if she asks to do an experiment
These threads are cancer
Holstaur has the greatest milk. Fuck any other dairy cow.
Daily masturbation is healthy
>Praise the sun
>>686033715
sachi is loli, even if she isn't flat. i'm suprised with your love of loli you still don't even understand what a loli is.
>>686033276
hiss kys :^)
>>686032593
Great minds think alike bro.
Ah, the hype for it is dwindling huh? Still an interesting story nevertheless. Not bad, glad to be home. It's been a good day though.
>>686032811
I see, damn man. Can only hopefully there's a quick recovery. Want her to have a good streak for awhile.
>Best idol claimed
>>686033262
>>686034233
Sachi is the generic high school girl that is not so far away from being of age due to the fact that in Japan legal age is fucked up.
>>686034393
tbh it's the video maker making the time between uploads longer between each video, it was 30 hours between videos this time.
>It's hard shitposting in discord for 30hrs
I'll follow the case until the end I just won't be in the discord 24/7
Anything nice happen?
>>686034393
I've never watched Leafy and I plan to keep it that way. What does "hiss" mean?
>>686033276
Who is Leafy?
>>686033536
I'd say she's on the line. She appears very young and cute but she also has traits of a grown woman
>>686033611
>checked
one more reason to feel
>>686033679
It's old but good, like almost everything Greenday
I used to listen to it after my first breakup
I still like this song better
https://youtu.be/qcOK_YATp6U
>>686033886
I completely agree with that, this isn't an RP thread.
I personally hate E/RP but like almost everything negative I philter it out. If people try to get me involved I throw them a bone and distance myself from the conversation
Sounds like quite the event, wish I was there to witness it. Too bad I'm too new and will never be liked. I try to keep on the down-low and ignore any insults thrown at me. In the end aren't we all here to show off our waifu's and discuss random shit?
>>686033958
Not sure if positive or negative
>>686031943
How are ya?
>That's a new one
>dr. Pepper
>>686032134
;_;
>mizore
>>686032311
No bully the nic
>brit tomato
>>686032340
Watching jojo and fixing what I fucked up on modding battlefront 2
>Tomato
>>686032796
Birdman tho
>mugi
>>686032811
>>686032877
Thanks homie
>>686034064
Night trip
>>686033051
Hello miho
>>686034055
You're forgetting one
>>686034408
Or some of me ;)
>>686034408
>>686033276
>Leafy
He's a faggot
>>686033276
The same way people past the age of 12 like Keemstar.
>>686033886
>No-one disagreed with him. Actually, most seemed to share his loathing for it. And so, the new rule was established: Keep rp/erp to a minimum.
I'm grateful for this.
>>686035462
I'm managing. Yourself?
>>686035545
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>>686035462
Hello
This is my waifu you weeaboo faggots
>>686035462
>bruh
>
>>686035462
;-; It's ok I ordered pizza.
>>686035462
Yeah. I lost the thing i had the reminder saved in. Something about me wanting to punch your smug fucking face. What was it exactly? Just to re-add it
>>686035344
Only reason I know who Leafy is is because he got into some heat for calling a guy with autism autistic and h3h3 made a video about it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BgiJJpPTqg0
THEN shit went way out of control for a bit
I really really hate Green Day
Nah fuck it, time for bed o/
I'll catch ya'll later
>>686035462
>>686035545
>>686035772
>>686035980
Goodnight burds.
Sweet dreams of your waifu
>>686035566
no shit :^)
>>686035591
They're complete dumbasses? ',:^)
>Mugi
>>686035772
hey tsukasa!! nice burger you got there!!!
>>686035344
>Sounds like quite the event
Indeed. We have never gathered to discuss the addition of a rule before. I found it to be a rather exciting occasion.
>Too bad I'm too new and will never be liked
Whoa- Where did that come from? You're plenty liked here. It's undeniable.
>In the end aren't we all here to show off our waifu's and discuss random shit?
Absolutely.
>>686036373
>>686035672
Watching jojo part 3 and seeing where I messed up on battle front 2 mods
>>686035784
How's my fellow texan doing?
>>686035850
Bruh
>>686035887
It's better than nothing ;_;
>>686035955
I think its "no one has a more punchable face" how's your day so far?
>>686035980
Night
>>686036006
>
Obligatory claim.
clammed
>>686034916
I've seen one and I ain't going back. The hiss stuff was a joke by him about people being apart of The Reptilian Army conspiracy or some shit.
>>686034802
Gotta draw the suspense I guess. Keeps people interested. Kek, there's only so many memes to sprout in 30hrs.
Saw my cousin who I haven't seen in a good bit. Went around town and hanged for a bit. We went to this mom & pop shop with the best pizza hands down.
>>686035462
Kek, how many mods did you fuck up?
>>686035980
Sleep tight mang.
>>686036727
>It's better than nothing
You're god damn right! I hated not having food.
>>686036727
Doing alright. Was moving more of my sisters stuff today so still hurting all over.
>>686035850
That's a high quality tomato, reminds me of this.
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/67203/?
>>686033886
I could even say that you're collecting memories of this community and I see nothing wrong with that. But does that mean that you browse archives to document whatever happens while you sleep?
I really think you have an awesome hobby/project in your hands and wish you enjoyed it more.
>will never be liked
That's not true at all and you can count with your fingers how many anons care about how 'new' someone is.
>>686037068
>>686035344
Fucked up the link.
>will never be liked
That's not true at all and you can count with your fingers how many anons care about how 'new' someone is.
>>686036914
>tfw half the memes are banana shitposts
>
>>686037068
kek
>>686036727
claimed
>>686037311
>>686036914
wrong image lol
>>686036914
oh
i have a ton of science shit to turn in but i dont feel like doing it fuck
>>686035972
>cringey
>internet celebrities
>petty squabbles
Yeah I don't get involved in this shit
>I really really hate Green Day
Not a huge fan, but I like 3 songs they made
>>686036575
After watching a seemingly endless stream of RP that must have been the salvation you've been waiting for. There truly was light at the end of the tunnel
>You're plenty liked here
I meant by the oldfags. You, Tats and Chen and whomever else. I know I can't be liked by everyone, and I know I must have annoying traits or reasoning. But I also have respect for you and Tats so I don't wish to be too much of a blister upon your threads.
You seem like a decent and understanding person Vigil. Yet you don't seem to enjoy this place too much. What is it that got you so dark? Or has that question been asked you a thousand times already and don't you feel like answering again?
>>686037280
I simply don't wish to be the cancer that destroy this thread
>inb4 I was attention whoring
>>686036914
Just conversion pack 2.0 and conversion back 2.2
>>686036989
What size and topping?
>>686037066
Wew lad. Gotta get them gainz. Is she moving out or moving in?
>>686037351
I hope it's just for a burger
>
>>686037769
>
>>686038224
Pepperoni extra large, if I get the extra large it last for two meals. Three if I space it out.
>>686036373
There's much more than a burger here.
>>686038471
that looks so good!!!
>even the table is edible!
late claim hello all
>>686037883
Chen is newer than you are and as much as you try, one cannot simply please everyone.
>>686038224
Moving out of her apartments and back to my moms. And her BF is a lazy cunt so i have to move everything.
>Suffering.......
>>686038224
>both would be nice
>>686033679
>>686033715
>>686034233
>>686035344
i guess it depends on what you consider loli, personally i have never thought of her as a loli
>>686037883
There's only 1 Green Day song I can say I genuinely like but I don't know the name of it :/
I used to like Brain Stew when I was younger and Basket Case is alright I guess
I'm here.
>>686037883
>There truly was light at the end of the tunnel
It's funny how they left less than a month after that.
>I meant by the oldfags.
Why would their opinion be any more important.
>>686038358
>pats
>>686039373
Fun bags is here.
>>686039458
>pats back
>>686039373
Gold.
Should I buy the new TW?
I'm really tempted to buy it but I suck at strategy games
>but I love'em
Claiming Seaport Hime.
>>686037311
>>686037625
Kek
>Banana meme
You mentioned it was like a inside joke right?
>>686037682
It was a goddamn mess.
If you need a quick grade boost go for it.
>>686038224
>Adds 25 new maps
>New era
>New game modes
Wew lad.
>>686039373
Heyo Galko, how are you?
>>686037068
>hat you browse archives to document whatever happens while you sleep?
Yes... It feels a bit shameful, but yes. I have a job which requires that I am relatively healthy, including some personal reasons related to being awake for too long. So I've had to rely on archives since the threads went 24/7.
There are also a handful of helpful disciples that'll catch whatever I miss for me. It's... flattering.
>>686037883
>I meant by the oldfags
Do you think that you're disliked by those who have been around longer? I can't speak of them, but they don't seem to hold any disdain for you. I certainly do not.
>too much of a blister upon your threads
>the cancer that destroy this thread
Top kek
You didn't take that nonsense seriously, did you? You claim and you make conversation. Where is the transgression?
>>686038810
It does... but ever heard of Hansel and Gretel? It's not really the happiest tale. But then again a lot of those tales that were adapted into movies are a lot darker in their original pre-cinema version.
>>686039569
Hi.
>>686039709
Hand.
>>686040017
Hi Kyouko. I'm really tired.
Back from dinner! Had some beer and am in a very pleasant mood right now. How is everyone?
Tell me a little about your day, anon
>>686040159
I approve this crossover
>>686038395
Oh that sounds good right now
>>686038918
What made the nigga lazy?
>>686039041
No desert till you're finish with your meal~
>>686039960
Nice cute demon girl ship
>>686039966
I know I followed the vid right. But where did I fuck up? New faction, and heroes too
>>686039966
yes, although now it sickens me and haunts my dreams more than any potential serial killer ever could
>>686040287
Moreso of an oni, but I won't argue. Thanks.
>>686037883
>What is it that got you so dark? Or has that question been asked you a thousand times already and don't you feel like answering again?
It's nothing personal, but I'd rather not answer. I've rambled on enough tonight.
>Vigil
>>686040159
i have!! german tales are always like that
my oma told my mom a story about a goblin that would snip off her thumbs if she didn't stop sucking them lol
>>686040234
What's up, handsome?
>>686040249
last day of drivers ed was today fam
>>686040458
Daumenlutscher! I think that was it, at least. I remember that one from when I was little, my grandma would sing me songs and tell me all kinds of stories like that, I really miss it.
>>686040704
Eyyy, looks like we get our moogs back, huh? Did you survive the torture?
>>686040287
He's high as fuck and just sat there drinking. About slapped the shit out of him with a shovel.
>>686040855
that's it!! are you german too renge???
>>686040458
But... why? Wouldn't you want kids to stop sucking on them.
>>686040287
>>686040531
Nothing much, as usual.
>>686040249
I'm extremely anxious.
>>686041149
>>686041057
exactly!! that's what she told her lol, the goblin hunts little kids and if they're sucking their thumbs it cuts them off
>>686040855
Hell yeah
Had the last test today and I fucking destroyed it (in a good way tho)
>>686041057
I like this pic
>>686041227
>>686041227
>>686041057
That's the idea. It's a more german style to simply scare the shit out of the kid by telling them that some nigger will come cut off their thumbs if they suck them.
>>686041029
My grandma is from Nuernberg, I'm probably about half german. I studied it for maybe 5 years but I'm growing rusty. It's tough to find a reasonable venue to continue to practice and learn it.
>>686041168
What's the matter? Please tell me Galko-chan
>>686041168
Same man, feel you on that.
Ohio best state!
Hey, back from playing League. I learned that new taric isn't as good as I thought he would, and that in still good at raka
>>686040900
Heard that jacob wells is a great place to hang out. It also swallowed some divers too..
>>686041149
Hehe~
>>686041168
Still worried about it?
>>686041568
I'm sorry.
>>686041505
I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow and I'm afraid of the results.
>>686041799
Yep.
>>686041759
>>686038865
Is he? I wouldn't know. I don't pay attention to him much
>>686039458
>Why would their opinion be any more important.
It's not, but when you walk into a bar you don't change it into a casino... or something
I just don't want to ruin whatever they had here
Might as well make my own thread then
>>686040078
I know I'm disliked by Tats and at least one other. It doesn't bother me too much but at least I'd like to know why.
It's good to know I don't bother you too much
> You claim and you make conversation. Where is the transgression?
I'm not sure. Somewhere presumably. I wouldn't leave this place but I just like to know the reason why things happen. Also people really didn't seem to like it that one time I got emotional and broke down. But I also kind of expected people to capitalize on weakness
>>686040413
You're alright Vigil
Don't take things too seriously, it'll only hurt you
I'm not sure what you should do with that advice, but I'm young and tired so it's the best I can give you
>>686041281
Ah I see, that makes a lot more sense, I got it the other way around. That's spooky but at least it works I guess.
>>686041306
I love this pic.
>>686041505
I think I'm understanding better why all Germans are naturally salty.
>>686041883
She is pretty state and really comfy.
>>686041854
What for?
>>686041799
>jacob wells
What?
>>686041795
I haven't played that game in months. It just lost its appeal to me after some time. Took years, but I simply got tired of it.
>>686041854
Mind if I ask what you're afraid of? And there's really no reason to fear it - the results are there whether they're known or not. I guess the best thing is just to come to peace with whatever it may be, and hope for the best. I know it's not the best advice, but there's not much we can do to fight what has already occurred.
>>686041953
It makes sense now, doesn't it?
>>686041854
I'm sure you're fine
>>686041759
More of a Wisconsin person myself
>>686041953
hahaha!!! it is pretty spooky!!
>s-salty??? im not salty!
Yuuki claimed
Rory-sama claimed
>>686040249
Success and pizza. What more could you ask for?
>>686040287
Could it be something on your PC affecting it?
>New faction, and heroes too
Hold me.
>>686040369
Yeah I don't want to see that face 24/7 either. Whatcha up to man?
>>686042256
>Wisconsin
Fuck off pleb.
Potato claimed!
>>686042473
I'm just about to sleep, listening to some regular podcasts.
I think I'll leave now actually. Goodnight /waifu/.
Sweet dreams mangs.
Roll safe fam
>>686042473
Success? What manner of success? And I had pizza myself, always a nice thing.
>>686042402
>>686042340
Evenin gents, how are you both?
>>686042557
>not even a 2D potato
>>686042685
Night Maki!
>one of you at least
>whichever one you are
>I think british
>>686042024
That you aren't up to anything. I hope you're relaxing.
>>686042211
I'm afraid I could have Narcolepsy or something serious like that.
>>686042256
I hope.
>>686035807
>>686042803
Every image is 2d, Ren-chon.
>>686042557
That's a pretty shiny potato.
>>686042260
>s-salty??? im not salty!
You do a great job hiding it but sometimes it shows.
>maybe I should cut a few pixels in the bottom of this pic
>>686042211
I kinda did too, but all the anons talking about it and a friend getting back into it made me want to try again
>>686042487
Nah mate
>>686042938
Have you had any concerning symptoms?
>>686041854
Worrying about it makes it worse
>>686042104
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>>686042685
Night
>>686042473
Right!?
>that's milinda's job
Pizza arrived.
I ate 4 slices already.
>>686042987
>Cutting pixels.
I like it right there.
>>686042340
>>686042402
Sup
>shinoa
>>686042938
Oh, don't be, man. That's sweet of you though.
I'll be fine, no worries. Feeling kinda sick.
>>686042987
Is she a cute potato. The only negative point is she is can't speak.
best bastard still lurking
dubs and claimer below me is now my harassment target
