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the wishmaster
Jason and Candlejack
Pinhead and Freddy are the objectively correct choices here.
Jason and The creeper i would say candlejack but t-
>don't pick freddy
>Die immediately when you fall asleep
>>686020635
would go the same route.
You need at least one of them. Freddy would fuck you up otherwise, but im guessing pinhead could counter him.
Obviously freddy krueger. Second is jason i guess
>Ghostface
>Leatherface
>Literally just normal serial killers wearing masks
>Expected to compete with the likes of Pinhead
>>686020399
yeah I'll take ghostface n candle
>>686021125
Chucky's pretty retarded as a choice too. But all three are up there with the most classic slasher villains.
If I pick Ghostface can I have sex with her?
>>686020399
i don't care i will commit suicide before
Pinhead and Freddy.
Jason and Michael Myers are both the biggest threats probably, but Pinhead could handle them. Ghostface and Leatherface are mortal and easily handled. Candlejack and Leprechaun are p
wisslpb?
Jason, jason never die this son of a bitch
>>686020399
This sucks because you basically have to choose Freddy or you can never fall asleep but on the other hand he isn't going to help you at all because none of the rest of these fuckers sleep.
>>686020399
Jason and Pinhead. Easy call imho
>>686021666
Hail
>>686020399
pinhead and jason vorhees ez im living
>>686021668
Exact same.
Freddy + leather! Freddy kills everyone when they sleep, if they dont... No one gets buy Leatherface!
>>686020991
Freddy would wind up sucking Pinhead off.
Either Michael Myers and Pinhead or Freddy and Pinhead. Pinhead is a must, though.
First pick
>Freddy
I won't die in my sleep
Second pick
>Pinhead
He will tear your soul apart.
>>686021761
Lot of smart fuckers tonight.
Michael Myers + Pumpkinhead
Pumpkinhead could take anyone here
Mike is definitely the smartest
Freddy and either jason or micheal
Almost every other one has to be summoned or are mortal in a way.
>>686022252
Yeah, Mikey's a fucking Rhodes Scholar..
>>686022220
It's daytime you retard
>>686022252
>Mike is definitely the smartest
Smartest is probably Freddy tbh
>>686022533
Well I meant tactically, but take it how you want
who the fuck is pinhead?!?!
>>686022534
Maybe in your filthy neck of the woods.
>>686022699
Underage b&
>>686022844
Nah I know all the other ones just not pinhead
>>686022534
>what are time zones
01.33 AM here
>>686022912
Hellraiser movies. Highly recommended,
Pinhead all the way
He dont need to fight..... he uses his cenobites + chains, Appears even in dreams so freddy can fuck off
Pinhead is wunderwaffe
Sieg Heil
>>686022267
assuming they are all summoned
>>686023204
Hail pinhead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9270u0MkI2w
>>686023204
Kek Sieg Heil
>>686023451
I am forever
I'll take candle jack and Fre
Are we able to pick which movie jason? Id like a fresh one from friday the 13th part 2, no damage.
>>686020399
>Leatherface
>Ghostface
I have a death wish, so fucking what.
>>686023204
He's also the king of one-liners, so his wit and badassery will keep you in high spirits while the rest of them ruin your life
>>686023833
>implying anyone will say candledj...
>>686020399
Obviously my savior would be candle jack cause hes would...
>>686023426
Damn.
Id probably have to pick freddie and pinhead. If pinhead could use his abilities without having to use the cube he could just transport the rest to hell.
>>686020399
Who d fck are candlejack and candyman ?
I only need one
Who would win in a fight between Jason and Michael? The winner of that and Freddy.
>>686024442
Well, Candlejack will....
>>686023866
Jason X?
>>686024010
>>686020399
Candle Jack of course, the rest can all die by his hands
>>686024010
>King of one-liners
Have you even fucking seen leprechaun
>>686020399
Pinhead for sure. No one can even compete with him, maybe Lubdan, hes a funny mfer who will cheer me up while pinhead wrecks everyone.
>>686020399
Freddy and Candlejack
>Im gonna need more rope
>Scream
>>686020399
What about the babadook and freddy?
Candlejack an
>>686021292
If you're okay with getting shot in the dick
>implying I can't defend myself
Jeepers creepers and freddy krueger obviously the best choices
1 2 Freddys coming for you
3 4 better lock your door
5 6 get your crucifix
7 8 don't stay up late
9 10 he's fingering. Your mom again
With C-jack you just have to trick everyone into saying his name at least once.
Freddy and the Leprechaun. He's got straight up magic and shit
>>686024642
that movie was ahead of its time.. they 3d printed jasons new body
>>686025637
Who?
>>686024567
Depends.
H20 and resurrection micheal would die cause not immortal. First timeline would still probably die. So jason.
>Freddy just work in dreams
>Ghostface, leatherface, chucky, candyman are killable.
I prefer the inmortals (the creeper and pumpkinhead
>>686020399
of course i pick freddy and pinhead.. 2 immortals one of them can just murder everyone else in their sleep, the other one can do i anytime
I talked myself out of pinhead after he got taken out so easily in HR2. And I don't think his little fucking chains are gonna phase Jason.
Jason and Freddy
Chucky and Lubdan, hardmode but I would laugh my ass off the entire time.
>>686026051
Creeper is killable
>>686021668
>>686021795
>>686021761
and you are dead as soon as you fall asleep
>>686026239
Thats never been proven
Would pinhead kill Jason straight up? Lot of love for pinhead and not sure why.. Dude was sorta a cuck
>>686026371
Freddy will proof.
Lel
>>686024481
Thinking the same thing. Kiss me, fatboyeh
>>686024481
i would chose the Crimson King over It even tho he went insane
>>686026519
Probably not. He could however keep him busy for a very long time. Throw jason in the labryinth and see how he does.
>>686026318
It's been proven that Freddy can even be fucked up by Jason, and he has the IQ of a retarded dog.
And besides, Freddy can only hurt you from within Springwood.
Otherwise you're good.
But Pinhead is a definite must, or else he can teleport out of nowhere and drag you off to hell.
>no manic cop
>>686027035
well even in the end of that shitty movie freddy's head was blinking, also he can control jason, and my other pick was pinhead with freddy
>>686027312
Right, so just stay out of Springwood.
Freddy's power doesn't extend beyond its borders.
Also, I'd go with the Leprechaun cause magic and virtual immortality and same for Pinhead.
>>686027744
this right here. ITS WARWICK DAVIS.
>>686026051
Nop, he is inmortal. See the movie
Just rest a long of time and wake up to eat.
>>686027744
also if we follow your logic, leave cystal lake alone and you are cool vs jason.. the only times he killed outside of the area was when someone got away, nd when they took him away.
>>686026239
Nop, he is inmortal. See the movie
Just rest a long of time and wake up to eat.
>>686020399
Six of the guys on here are just plain old slashers, albeit some are quite powerful.
You only really have to worry about the magic ones.
>>686027035
Is pinhead really going to drag Jason to hell? He couldn't even beat that lame ass Doctor in hellraiser 2. If we're playing stupid fucking games where he can teleport you to hell or carry you to hell where they just get lost then yeah pinhead is a must. But in a straight up fight pinhead would be near the bottom of the list.
>>686028110
>>686028028
inmortal
>>686020399
Freddy and cand-
>>686020399
Freddy and Pinhead.
The rest are manageable.
>>686028379
Well, the doctor did have Pinhead's powers and maybe even more.
And besides, the teleportation and other over-powered superpowers are part of the package.
>>686028565
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Too much love for this guy.
>>686028094
Well, since it's assumed they're working together, Jason might leave if urged to do so.
But Freddy's limited to Springwood, no matter what his goal is.
>>686021666
creeper, leatherface, ghostface sleep. Jason is susceptible to Freddy's attacks.
Pinhead and freddy together will fuck anyone up....actually pin head alone will.
>>686028756
Okay fair. But when did he ever teleport people to hell right off the bat? Kristy and that autistic blonde decided to walk in the labyrinth. Everyone else got tortured first and then teleported. Is pinhead gonna be a bitch about this and just teleport people or actually fight? I wanna know what I'm getting from him.
Pick one fgts
>>686029353
fuck you. bourne always
>>686028756
Why didn't he teleport kristy in hr1 instead of just saying "don't do that" while she's fucking around with the box for like 5 minutes?
>>686029353
Riddick
>>686029266
He can just chain you up and drag you off once he finds you, and in the first Hellraiser he just shows up wherever he feels like once someone lets him out.
Remember Frank?
>>686029266
PINHEAD COMES AS IS NIGER.THAT MEANS HE HAS TO BE SUMMONED AND WHEN HE IS HE HAS IS ENTOURAGE/. PINHEAD ALONE CAN FUCK ALL THESE NIGGERS UP
>>686029353
ofc riddick he is the lord marshal an rules all necromongers
>>686029353
Bourne gtfo
>>686028651
/thread
no objectivism here
>>686020635
This.
>>686029711
Wow talking in all caps made no point what so ever. And it's Nigger you faggot ass nigger. His "entourage" is meaningless to me.
>>686029604
Good question... I don't know.
Cause he makes it obvious that once he finds his mark, Frank in that case, he can tear them apart without even raising his pulse.
>>686029672
Oh yeah I def remember frank but frank got tortured "Jesus wept" before he got dragged to hell. I'm just saying you can't torture Jason. That shit isn't going to work for him. He'd simply walk up to pinhead and slice him.
>>686029604
It might be one of those metaphorical things.
Kirsty opened the box out of curiosity, not knowing what would be inside.
Frank on the other hand, he had some idea of what he was looking for when he opened it, so that might mean they have more power over him than Kirsty.
>>686020635
Safe while asleep, and pinhead can manipulate reality and send all the rest to a nightmare hellscape. Obvious right answer.
>>686029353
literally the only viable choices are bourne, django, or possibly riddick
>>686030380
Didn't think of it like that. Thanks for not being a nigger and actually having a debate of sorts.
>>686025201
what in the fuck makes you say things like this
>>686029992
>[Settings] [Home]
>4chan
BECAUSE YOU ARE A NIGGER.
>>686021193
A. Your statement is irrelevant to the question at hand
B. Ghostface is not even close to classic, the fucking movie came out in 1996
>>686030839
Only took you twice to spell it correctly.
Good job
>>686020399
obviously pinhead and Jason, cuz they're both immortal and one has hell powers
>>686030977
> Ghostface is not even close to classic, the fucking movie came out in 1996
so is titanic not a classic?
>>686020399
Freddy and Candlejack. I feel those two would protec
>>686031251
Most definitely not
>>686030331
UHHHH NO ONE IS WALKING UP TO PINHEAD AND "SLICING " HIM YOU NIGGER. HE HAS SHOWN THE ABILITY TO DISTORT REALITY TO HIS WILL YOU NIGGER DUMB FUCK.
>>686030654
Yeah, I think that's why Pinhead is so over-powered.
He wasn't meant as an actual horror villain, just a personification of what unrelenting addiction can do to you.
And in the books he explicitly says that he's not really in control of his actions, he's more of a force of nature.
jason for when theyre awake, freddy when theyre asleep
>>686031251
Titanic a classic? Lol faggot
>>686029529
>>686029741
>>686030478
Hit girl fucking dominates Bourne
>>686031363
Uhh I just posted a pic of someone going up and slicing his throat dipshit... Have you watched any of these movies or is the sixth grade hell enough for you?
Well but as they are all pure evil you could obtain that they are all sent from hell to earth so fck everyone who counts on pinhead
Jason and pinhead.
>>686031370
Never read any of the books but always wanted to. youre leaning me more towards pinhead.
>>686031437
>>686031317
it doesnt matter if you like it or not, its a classic
>>686031621
Saw faggots like you coming the moment i saw that dumb cunt in the pic
>>686031704
Depending on what interpretation you take, Pinhead is just a facilitator and enforcer of vice, not evil per se.
Still, I wouldn't count on what basically amounts to a force of nature to be on my side.
Freddy and Jason. No contest. Jason is pretty much unkillable and unstoppable a bit slow. Freddy is an ok fighter when not in dream world and he would fuck you up in your sleep if the fight were to last a while.
Is Freddy somehow affected if you're able to lucid dream?
And I don't even know who's candlejack is.
Pinhead and Jason, let's be clear..
>>686031999
First off, while i dont like it, the movie is generally accepted as QUALITY. QUALITY does not mean the same thing as CLASSIC. Nirvana isnt CLASSIC rock, even though most people agree they were good
>>686032196
Lucid dreaming has no effect.
See NOE3.
>>686029353
Obv spartan if they fight without weapons
I'll take Jesus Christ and Freddy
>>686032397
Why in the fuck would they not have weapons.
>>686031639
DIDN'T KILL HIM YOU FUCKING NIGGER BITCH FAG.
>>686032575
this
>>686032397
he's literally one of the worst hand to hand fighters on there
Best NOE 1 or 3? 4 had its moments
>>686032575
Howbout a fair fight fgt?
If they have obv the gun wins but that would be too ez
Gun>sword>fist
>>686032929
Definitely 1, it's the only one that actually scared me.
>>686032297
Wtf are you talking about classic rock is a genre
>>686032766
Are you really counting hellraiser 3 on? Those were pure shit... He gets stuck in a rotating stone slab and then his human form wrecks him... Isn't it bedtime?
>>686020399
Fucking Michael Myers and Candlej-
>>686032913
Actually no
>>686033066
True. 3 is a close second though. Fucking came buckets when Nancy died in the end :(
>>686033371
That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
>>686033423
actually, yes
>>686033289
FUCK YOU FAT LONELY NIGGER. HE ALWAYS COMES BACK FATSO. U CAN'T KILL PINHEAD JUST LIKE YOU CAN'T KILL YOUR STENCH.
>>686033820
Fatso? Your comebacks are amazing. Keep up the good work. Love the caps btw
>>686034084
OK FAT LONELY GUY.
>>686020399
Freddy would keep you save at night and probably the a very cool friend to have, dude is hilarious.
Pinhead has demigod like powers, no contest.
Since most of them don't even talk anyway i don't know how Candlejack coul
>>686033820
Haha this 12 year old sounds like a jealous girlfriend. Try to debate about pinhead and he gets all into faggot mode with the caps.
>>686032929
1, 3, and New Nightmare. Nancy always has to be in them. However, 2 was really good in a campy kind of way.
I'll choose Freddy and Leprechaun.
>>686034361
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT A JEALOUS GF IS LIKE? YOUR MOM IS THE JEALOUS TYPE FAT LONELY DUDE?
>>686034273
shouldn't you be in bed by now?
>>686020399
Oh gee, who do I pick, a choice between some dudes who murdered some people, a couple of empowered murderers or a FUCKING DEMI-GOD.
>>686034607
>>686020399
Make a new one with less stupid Characters who dont stand a chance and without gayhead
>>686034615
YOU ALREADY SAID THAT SAME FAG LONELY FAT FUCK.
>>686033772
He beat the Spartans you jack off
Fucking hate summer
>>686034759
CHOSEN BY WHOM? BURGER KING?
>>686034939
>the spartan beat the spartans
what are you even going on about?
>>686034939
Spartans aint beatable 1o1 faggot
>>686035294
Didnt got it either lel
>>686034804
pinhead and freddy krueger
>>686035741
>not picking putin
>>686035741
I said without gayhead
>>686020399
Freddy and Lubdan.
I'm a gambler and if I survive with the help of these two, I want a huge pot of gold to pay for my inevitable rehab and an early retirement. Plus, Lubdan always brings tits.
>>686035741
STALIN AND HITLER.BOTH VETERANS OF WW1, AND STALIN FOUGHT THE REVOLUTION. STALIN WAS ALSO A CRIMINAL WHO KIDNAPPED,EXTORTED AND WAS AN ASSASSIN FOR HIRE TO RAISE MONEY FOR THE BOLSHEVIKS
BOTH FOUGHT BRAVELY. BOTH ARE LOYAL AND BOTH ARE FEARLESS...BUT YOU MIGHT WANT TO SKIP THEM IF YOU ARE JEWISH.
>>686036638
TRUTH HURTS HUH LONELY FAT DUDE?
>>686034930
Thread hijacked by caps...
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>>686033201
whew, im gonna need a deep breath before i fucking ruin you.
>>686037997
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>>686037997
here we go. I NEVER FUCKING SAID CLASSIC ROCK DOES NOT EXIST AS A GENRE. THE WORD GENRE IS NOT EVEN ANYWHERE IN MY POST. I SAID , AND I QUOTE,"Nirvana isnt CLASSIC rock". HOW THAT GOT LOST IN TRANSLATION INSIDE YOUR MONGOLOID HEAD IS BEYOND THE REASONING OF THE AVERAGE TODDLER, SO I CANT HELP YOU
>>686038148
what
