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It's funny, you know? You hear about 4chan in the news here

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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It's funny, you know? You hear about 4chan in the news here and there and everyone online is always talking about how "bad and scary" 4chan is. So I thought I'd check it out and I've got to say, you faggots are the least fucking intimidating things I've ever seen. Seriously, how does a rep like that come around when you losers literally just sit here talking about bullshit and anime, just like the fucking losers in high school that da boiz and I used to fuck around with. Seriously, the way you cunts behave, it's almost like bullying is neccessary. The only halfway fucking decent board is /fit/ and that's only because those autistic losers know how to take care of their bodies. I'm a bigger man than any of you fucking queers and I'm only 19 lol. I seriously would bet money that most of you faggots are virgins and the only ones who had sex had to pay for it. I feel all the better knowing this when I'm fucking the bitches you wish you could. It's not even that hard to be a success in life, but you cuckolds act like anything beyond the basement door is too lame for your "tastes". The truth is, you fucking faggots couldn't even do a thing in the real world if you wanted. Fuck, you can't even do anything online, despite being the "big bad 4chan". Even if you did fucking find out who I was or where I live, for one, you faggots couldn't do anything to me, I'll beat any cunt that tries and for two, there's nothing you can fucking do about it. You pussies won't break the law. I'm more scared of getting one of the sluts pregnant than I am of you faggots even replying, let alone fucking doing anything. Sit in your basements and live the rest of your lives shitposting as faggot cucks with no aspirations or hope.

Pic fucking related so you can see what a real man looks like, you pussies.
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I know this is terrible bait but zozzle at the manlet in op's pic
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>>686019748

Then post your body bitch boy. I'd slap the shit out of you if you ever tried to start shit with me in real life.
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>>686019362
4chin used to be even better, before global warming causes an unending summer
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>>686019937
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That moment someone thinks they need to cuss out people on the internet to get their point across
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>>686019362
Listen up guys the newfag is talking
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>>686019937
Bro are you a model?! You're all over Google!
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stop with this alpha shit.

you know you're beta when you have to post this kind of cancer

but if this is really you, you are in pretty good shape but looking kinda skinny, show me a pic of side chest pose and lat spread fgt
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>>686020213

Isn't that what your entire website prides yourself on? You guys act like you run the internet, but the truth is you're just a bunch of pathetic virgins jerking off to anime. You don't run shit. Me and my crew have already accomplished more than you fags ever will, and we haven't even finished our undergrads yet.

It isn't even hard to succeed. I've got a half dozen bitches lined up who are down to fuck any given night. You guys can keep jerking off to anime while I'm banging real girls.

Pic related. I literally just have to message this to any girl on tinder, and 1/5 of them are down to meet up and fuck that same night. So stay mad you little bitch.
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I hope this is bait and you got me for replying.
But if these faggot get your info you can get fuckin rekt

And fucking check em
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>>686020599

Yeah. Cause I'm a 10/10 and every girl and fag gets wet just by looking at me. I don't blame them for saving my images.
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>>686020777
i was just about to post this
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>>686020599
>>686020777
Check'd and kek'd
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>>686020746

Come and get me bitch boy. Show up at my door and I'll knock your teeth in.
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>>686020966
we'll see who's the real bitch boy when you're laying on the ground with my cum trapped in your airways
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>>686020966
You're so angry. Do you have a small dick or does your dad beat you so you have to feel bigger by freaking out on people online?
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your lower abs are looking shit

you aren't 10/10 and even if you would be from your body, you wouldn't be able to get points for your beta character. Heavy ego problems n shit.

And do you even train lags?

And is this even bait or are you for real?
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>>686020966
my cum taste like shit too, so you better prepare yourself.
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>>686021191
It's true dude you're legs are pretty pathetic.
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>>686020966
Nigga these faggots get your info your fucked. Stop. Save yourself.
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>>686019362
nice copypasta
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OP is kill
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show legs and back so i can see if you are worthy for this sport fgt
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>>686021323
>>686021191
smh,its not actually him
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why do you even care?
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>>686019362
you skipped leg day to post this?
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this is just sad and gave me aids. Try harder gaylord OP and hopefully the cancer you spread will cure me
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Nice try man. You can find your picture on revese image search. Timestamp if you want us to believe you
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Who is this guy? Like calm down dude, stop trying to act like a hardass. You're probably that kinda guy that looked good and had a decent body, but had no friends for being overly conceited and being a compulsive liar, so you gotta settle for whales. Being big and having sex has nothing with being successful. Shit, I got a 3 bedroom house, 2 cars, a badass job and a wife, and I'm only 20. Get over yourself.
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>>686020599
>>686020777
>>686020880

What was that faggots? I'm flattered people have saved my images. I'm obviously better looking then you fags.
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>>686020830
You're trying too hard
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>>686021763
Show us your tiny dick with timestamp OP
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>>686021763
Those are the biggest nipples I've ever seen! Also you keep saying you're good looking but bitch boy too scared to show his face.
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>>686020665
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>>686021763
what are your lifts op?
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>>686021097
You're not intimidating anyone. Stop making a fool of yourself.

>>686021191
Stay jelly faggot

>>686021201
Not me

>>686021329
Then come and get me you cucks. I'm sick of /b/ pretending they run shit and are experienced hackers. Come and hack me, cause I'll be waiting to knock some sense into you guys.
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>>686020830
post one with timestamp then faggot
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>>686019362
Kek
OP is a faggot
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>>686022030

It's called nipple hair you cuck. And even if I do, it's not like I don't have a half dozen girls all lined up wanting to fuck anyway.
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>>686022135

See>>686021763
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Wtf how tall is this testosterone injected closet fag. He's got some serious little man syndrome going on. Also nice b8
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Real men apparently have no leg muscle whatsoever.
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What even is this fucking level of faggotry?
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OP skipping leg day on the dailyyyy
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>>686022112
i am starting to thinking this isn't bait.

also i aint jelly, i am in pretty good shape too and only 18 years fgt.
I just hate fucking retards like you who destroy the image of the sport
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Well you took time to post that on 4chan so wouldn't that make you a cunt fag shit
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>>686021763
>perfect
your legs are chicken legs and you have very wide hips for a man...
either that or love-handles, and based on the rest of your body I don't think you'd pack enough fat at the hips for love handles. So wide- womanly hips it is.

And you think you're a perfect specimen. mfw.
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How much do you lift, bench and squat fgt?
your arms are looking small btw
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>>686022237
No girl wants your tiny cock thats why you're always at the gym, fuckboi lol
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>>686019362
>Missed leg day
Fuck outta here you dick tickler
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>>686021763
Keksimus Maximus. Spaghetti legs and hobbit feet. Give us some more keks faggit.
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>>686022670
I'm just gonna say rn that squat is probably 95 at most. On a good day
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>>686022321
>>686022440

Funny, cause whenever I fuck, girls routinely say my ass is my nicest feature. Stay jelly you faggots.

>>686022081
And this is hardly bait. I've got a dozen screenshots saved up of girls I've fucked on tinder. When you're a 10/10 alpha, it is literally this easy to get laid... This is why I laugh at you fags who complain about being 27 year old virgins.
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>>686020830
>He goes on 4chan, and shitposts
>Thinks hes an Alpha knight fighting an autistic dragon
>Fag
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>>686022321
you guys shouldn't make fun of a disabled person, just because he needs a wheelchair doesn't mean he's not a real man
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>>686022882
kek
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>>686022765
You call your dick a pipe? That's kind of overglorifying a little ass joint don't you think?
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>>686022765
Post pics of bare ass so we can rate OP
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>>686022765
relax OP, you're not the only one on /b/ who lifts.
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>>686022765
so you say you're alpha but you have to like really need to post this shit on /b/? A board with neckbeards and fat people? Is it alpha to prove yourself on 4chan? That is fucking beta shit man. i could post pics of my body too and say "oooh i am so alpha get on my lvl only 18 years" but this is fucking beta shit and i dont have ego problems
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>>686023012
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>says how good he is as getting women
>has to use tinder to do so
>only gets sluts
>is now fuckboy
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>>686022541
it is, i've seen this shit copypasta 3 times already, stop wasting your time with this fgt
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>>686021763
Based on the door hinges I can tell you're probably 5'6" you fucking manlet. Kishishishishi
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why do people even bother, he just wants attention. Like a small child... Go back to being beat up by your dad faggot
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>>686023168
I said BARE.
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>>686023168
manlet/10
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>>686023003

Stay jelly you cuck. I'm routinely fucking 18-21 year olds. I've stopped counting how many girls I banged this past semester after 6 or 7. It's probably 10-12 at this point. Meanwhile you guys are still jerking off to anime and child porn.
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>>686023168
>That woman like butt
Yeah I'd fuck you real good ya muzzie
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>>686023383

No
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he is not even answering to some pretty good arguments and questions
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>>686019362
Do you even squat bro? You have the legs of a 12 year old ballerina.
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>>686023168
>>686021763
>>686020830
>>686019362
sharpie in pooper
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>>686023617
fucking wuss
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>>686023681

Like what?
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>>686023617
if you're such a superior human, you'd have the guts to post your ass
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Clearly a woman. Tits or GTFO
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>>686023778
do it OP
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>>686022765
>>686023499
You call those 10's brah? Maybe a 6 at best. Your manlet brain isn't working properly.
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Why are you changing you clothes all the time.

And stop chasing chubbies or 4/10
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>>686023712

Doesn't seem to change anyone else's opinion on me. I'm a fucking model and I'm banging different 18-21 year olds daily. I'm living the life while you fags are fapping to video games and anime.

Newsflash, /b/ and anonymous don't intimidate anyone. You don't run the internet and you're not some exclusive club.
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>>686023908


>>686022670
>>686021191

and stuff like it's beta to post on 4 chan for yoru ego
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>>686019362
smaller than the average /fit shitposter
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>>686024065

I banged the one on the left. She had just turned 18 a few months ago.
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>>686019362
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Obvious bait. The filename should of been Guaranteed Replies.
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>>686024273
Isn't the one on the right OP?
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>>686024368
HA she's fat as fuck bro I feel sorry for you now
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Squats, not even once.
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>>686021763
>roiding for this

kill yourself. you look fucking horrible. shit tier ab genetics
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omfg You are such a faggot
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Top kek nice bait.
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>>686022765
She's not even hot.
As a guy who's been with more women than you or any other guy on this fuckin board I will tell you that you aren't fucking shit
Because the ripped manlet type isn't "in" right now
Women go through men like clothes. It's the fat bearded tatted up guys that are "in" right now
They're the ones getting pussy right now
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>>686024177

Cause you're a faggot.

>>686024490
What filename? How is this bait? I've timestamped. I'm just calling you guys out on your beta bullshit. You fags need to realize how pathetic your entire community is coming across. You guys act like a secret society on the internet, but you don't actually intimidate anyone. You're not hacking anyone. You're not raiding my house. If you do, I'll meet you with a swift bunch to the teeth.
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>>686024201
>fapping
Gave it away

>Implying youre not fapping while writing this
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>>686021763
Imaginary lat syndrome
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>>686024805
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>>686024805
What is a swift bunch?
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>>686024681

You did see the timestamp right? The fact that other people have saved my pic is very flattering. I'll get my modeling career up within the next few months, and then I'll be slaying even more puss than I do now.
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>>686023168
haha, it's richard simmons!
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>>686019748
He's not a manlet... checked the height of the doorknob relative to him, but I do doubt that that's actually op... prolly his boyfriend or some shit
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Skipping leg day again, eh mate?
It don't matter though, with the size of your feet you don't even need a car dude, two fucking steps and you're at the grocery store kek
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>>686025229
What are your lifts op?
Bench
squat
DL
OHP?
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OP seems to be under the delusion that we gone a shit. The only pathetic person is the one who comes here to gloat. I too cab stand in front of a noisy ant hill and stroke my ego, but that would be really sad now, wouldn't it?
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>>686024201
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I think OP is a fuck boy
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No wonder you're jacked, I'd have a hard time lifting those legs off the ground as well
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>>686025426
Obviously is squat max is 135 quarter repped.
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>>686025229
You'll be modeling choad snorkels
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>>686024201
.
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>>686025229
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>>686019362
OMG how can I be as manly as you op?
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Back to the bait shop with you faggot
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>>686024805
I stand corrected, you're not a troll just cringy as fuck. If you wrote that op shit, you waste more of your life then the rest of the faggots here and that is seriously saying something.
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>>686025684
OP on far left
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>>686020830
>every fag gets wet just by looking at me
get your dick out already.
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>>686025359
Top Kek m8
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>>686025426

Bench - 250
Squat - 275
OHP - 180

I don't deadlift. These maxs are 2-3 months old. I haven't maxed out in a while.
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>>686025787
You wish manlet. A manlet with a small dick even, kek
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>>686019362
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OP show us some more screenshots of the fatties you're hooking up with
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>Mfw OP thinks its funny to b8 /b/ with someone else's pics
Kek
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Come at me bro.
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(Reddit)/r/copypasta/comments/4hka9t/its_funny_you_know_you_hear_about_4chan_in_the/
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>>686025924
good stuff
How long did it take you to get to 180 for OHP and 250 OHP? and what strategies did you use to increase it?

I've been stuck at 190lbs bench and 130lbs for OHP for the longest time.
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I've got endless ones. Give em a minute to find a good one.
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>>686026487
i mean 250 for bench*>>686025924
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>>686025924
You squat 275 in your dreams manlet. Have you looked in the mirror lately? Your legs are non existent.
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>>686026487

Started lifting 2 years ago. I found lateral raises really help progress shoulders. I do 5x10 30 pound lateral raises every day. My shoulders have really blown up from that.

For bench, try feet elevated pushups. I don't max out my weight often, but I do a lot of pushups till failure. Feet elevated pushups really help build upper chest.
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>>686025229
>>686024805
M8 what are you trying to prove? So far the only things you've proven are that you have a womanly bottom, you don't train legs, you're dumb as a bucket of hammers and you have an ego the size of a nigger dick. Everything else you talked about hasn't been proven, so either suck your own manly dick or quit trolling
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>>686026487
Not OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqyMdpI2S54
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>>686026943
And he's a manlet who bangs underage fat chicks.
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>>686026930

I look in the mirror and I see a fucking super model staring back at me. What do you see? A fat virgin faggot.
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>>686019362
>Stealing pics from /fit/ for shitty bait

Go to bed, anon.
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Soooo... when's this fag getting doxed?
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>>686026943
Manlet dick*
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>>686019362
Hello again. Worked out today and yesterday. Plan to tomorrow, but might be a bit later.
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>>686027030
>>686026934
thanks
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>>686027160
Your upperbody have the form of a banana.


Also, I'm a nazi. You should be afraid of me.
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>>686026269
/thread
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>>686027160
I see a manlet who went to the gym for 2 years and has de minimus legs. I'm bigger than you I'd post a pic but I'm not sharing pictures with a bunch of faggots on 4chan
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>>686027426
Lol pin fagts work out for definition bulk up and get swole pussy niga
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>>686027512

Come and get me fag. Me and my boys are waiting with bats in hand.
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When you're gay and on this thread to see the hot guy. I've definitely had more sex than OP though
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>>686027638
This is the body type I'm going for (talked about this yesterday, too).
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>>686027160
You know you can't see us right? Your attention seeking is getting annoying, just post your cock already so that at least there's a reason for your whoring.
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with bats in hand.
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>>686027805

Gay sex doesn't count. It's an abomination against nature.
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>>686027775
>You're going to be waiting all night long sucking each other off
All my keks
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>so many gay guys joining the thread just to see cock
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timestamp, you fag
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>>686027775
You from california? which city?
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You're not a real man. You are nothing. Look at your fucking chicken legs. All you do is go to the gym constantly training your body to look good, cutting and bulking. over and over. what are you, 150 pounds? you are nothing. How about you actually act like a real man and train like one by not caring how much body fat you have, you're physical body aesthetic, how many girls think you're attractive and instead focus on how much you can lift. If you're going to act like a tough guy, be able to take on someone much bigger than you. I could easily put your 7% body fat little ass in the fucking ground.
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Can you guys let me know what you think of my music?

Sample songs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY0EVBvwimw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-EHa2Mwt44

Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/danielcaesar/wont-live-here
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>>686027981
Sex is sex doesn't matter where my dick is going
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>>686028170

Wrong coast.
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>>686019362
The size of your text is scary
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>>686028472
is that you Tyler?
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9/11 was an inside job
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>>686028295
great voice anon, keep it up.

Where are you from?
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>>686028115
Already timestamped

>>686028092
I'm not going to post my dick here. Maybe you fags jerk off to your own dicks, but I don't need to. I've got girls lined up for the next week. It's not even hard to be a success. I've done this all at age 19. Can't wait to see how much money and bitches I have at age 24 haha.
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>>686019362
You are weaker than me, don't go thinking you are something you fucking brat
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>>686022765
Not cute
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>>686028758
thanks, im from Toronto
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>>686027775
You better bring guns friend
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>>686028925
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It's funny....I'm in shape, but I still have a thing for fat women.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExitLAP6F9U
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>>686029021

I'll be waiting bitch boy. Walk onto my property and you'll get jumped.
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>>686028295
Emotional Nig nog crap
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>>686029147
Curvy is hot but OP is fucking flobby monsters. smh, smh
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>>686019362
Hmmmm... sounds like op is a giant faggot with dick/daddy issues (or both) go suck your "boiz" dick faggot.
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>>686028925
Yea you should probably just kill yourself. You're at your peak and life from here on is downhill. Have fun slowly slipping into a life of misery and regret.
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>>686029324
so good or bad?
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>>686029276
And you'll get shot in your fucking face before you can jump me faggit
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>>686023499
Kkd
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>>686029518
This is my kind of music. What do you think I think about yours?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxKWTzr-k6s
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OP got butthurt and has abandoned us.
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>>686029978
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>>686029896
makes sense, thanks for the feedback anyways
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>>686030058

Nah we good fam.
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>>686028925
I will drop you kid. You look pretty short.

plus: you're a fucking nerd along with everyone else on 4chan. Except you're a fucking nerd to the gym. You look and sound like you're obsessed with aesthetics. How about you get a fucking life, like playing a sport? 100% guaranteed, you would get fucked in any highschool level contact sport. If you were as strong as you said, you would be doing something better with your life.
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>>686030233
Kek
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>>686030256

I'm a Division I athlete for a major university. Guess again homo.
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>>686030233
Your legs... Lmao
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>>686019362
Black anon here.

How do I become you?

What is your gym routine? Pls help you are the only real man on /b/
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I need to get slimmer.
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>>686019362
>real man
>not enough body fat to survive 3 days without food
>would be one of the first to die in a survival situation

lol
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Honestly, everyone who got offended by OPS post proved his point. If you didn't think of yourselves as OP described, you wouldn't have wasted your time to reply to this thread.
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>>686030233
if you're not gonna post your dick then y u even here
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We need to talk about them legs champ.
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>>686030058
>Implying a troll can get butthurt

His shitty bait is working, he's ecstatic.
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ITT: some faggot believes the news.
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Hey OP. I'm curious how fast your internet is. Run a speedtest and post result here?
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>>686030787
What's that white thing hanging from your wee wee
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just whip it out, you pussy
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>>686030898
tbh I only read the last line in OP's post
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It's funny, you know? You hear about 4chan in the news here and there and everyone online is always talking about how "bad and scary" 4chan is. So I thought I'd check it out and I've got to say, you faggots are the least fucking intimidating things I've ever seen. Seriously, how does a rep like that come around when you losers literally just sit here talking about bullshit and anime, just like the fucking losers in high school that da boiz and I used to fuck around with. Seriously, the way you cunts behave, it's almost like bullying is neccessary. The only halfway fucking decent board is /fit/ and that's only because those autistic losers know how to take care of their bodies. I'm a bigger man than any of you fucking queers and I'm only 19 lol. I seriously would bet money that most of you faggots are virgins and the only ones who had sex had to pay for it. I feel all the better knowing this when I'm fucking the bitches you wish you could. It's not even that hard to be a success in life, but you cuckolds act like anything beyond the basement door is too lame for your "tastes". The truth is, you fucking faggots couldn't even do a thing in the real world if you wanted. Fuck, you can't even do anything online, despite being the "big bad 4chan". Even if you did fucking find out who I was or where I live, for one, you faggots couldn't do anything to me, I'll beat any cunt that tries and for two, there's nothing you can fucking do about it. You pussies won't break the law. I'm more scared of getting one of the sluts pregnant than I am of you faggots even replying, let alone fucking doing anything. Sit in your basements and live the rest of your lives shitposting as faggot cucks with no aspirations or hope.
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>>686030427
Yeah? Tell me, what university would recruit a cocky 19 year old, aesthetic obsessed, twig legged faggot to play for a team. There is no way you have time to get a body like that while training like a d1 athlete. You're delusional
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>>686023120
scary buffed Asian out of /10
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>>686031364
It's the mirror itself. Whoever was in this loft/dorm last didn't clean it.
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>>686019362

I don't know if this is pasta or not, because I'm only visiting /b/ for a little bit of nostalgia. If you go to other parts of this board, you'll see far less hostile spergs, and actual sensible adults. Eitherway, kindly fuck off now. No one cares.
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>>686019362
I like how u act like a new fagg yet u say at the very end pic related lol
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>>686019362
New copy pasta?
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>>686030233
Lets see that tiny wee wee, faggot.
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>>686019362
so how does your face look?
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>>686031654
>>686031715
(Reddit)/r/copypasta/comments/4hka9t/its_funny_you_know_you_hear_about_4chan_in_the/
22 days ago
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>>686031715
Yes
Here: >>686026269
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>>686025229
GET THE FUCK OFF OF /BRAVO/ YOU FLITHY CUCK NIGGER
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Show's over, folks. Move on.
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>>686030233
>Nah we good fam.

If anything you've posted here was true, you wouldn't even still be here. Here's another (You) for you I know how much you like them, buddy.
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>>686019362
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>>686027426
EYYYY you its again dude is dat codeine messin with ya head thugger ?
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>>686019362
I believe your parent's homicide is why you mask your face
Your shame of traumatized and haunted by the vast disgrace
Of watching like a pass of waste as momma died and daddy was dispatched with haste!
Holmes you've cracked the case! Your a bat shit, crazy basket case!
Bloody good rhymes! I've got tons! Dissing these retarded douchebags was...elementary my dear Wat-son.
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>>686027160
In before OP is the next Elliot Rogers.
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>>686019362
Yeah google image search mate... Nice one.
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>>686019362
Why aren't you showing your face if you aren't scared of /b/. Lol.
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>>686032141
It was caffeine.
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>>686031875

Well, I'm not gonna go to reddit, but you can give me a tl;dr if you want. I normally frequent /vr/ but it's kind of going to shit because of all the /v/ kiddies who came in recently. You a regular /b/tard? Or you visit any other boards? I'm genuinely curious and fucking bored as shit.
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tl;dr

>looks like leg day was never in your plan.
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>>686032223
Exactly lol
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>>686032162
"passive waste," and "dynamic douchebags."
That's one of the greatest verses in ERB history, you should get it right.
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>>686021763
You have a muffin top you chubby fuck, do some cardio you fucking proteinfag.
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Nice try OP!!!!!!! BAIT!!!!!!""""
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>>686023499
hahaha man the fucking harpoons
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Get in line, OP.
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>>686019362
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>686032565
I copied and pasted and edited a little bit
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>>686032904
This makes me laugh every time I see it posted.
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>>686019362
LOL@the beta newfags getting butthurt for being even more emasculated and not knowing that this is ancient freeze dried pasta
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>>686025229
eh, pretty hot, most of these fags here are just butt hurt you are real, i never thought of 4chan as a scary place and the media area bunch of fucking idiots, peace
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>>686032847
implying that's real......
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>>686032904
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>>686032759
We know its BAIT lol its a Googled image bruh we fell for it
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>>686032847
Fucking mutant bastard, jesus you look horrible
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>>686032361
That codeine is messin with ya head thugger
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>>686019362
>boiz

What the dat boi did you just dat boi about me, you little dat boi? I’ll have you know I dat boi top of my class in the dat boi , and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on dat boi, and I have over 300 confirmed dat boi. I am trained in dat boi and I’m the top dat boi in the entire dat boi. You are nothing to me but just another dat boi. I will dat boi you the dat boi out with dat boi the likes of which has never been dat boi before on this dat boi, mark my dat boi words. You think you can get away with saying that dat boi to me over the dat boi? Think again, dat boi. As we dat boi I am contacting my secret network of dat boi across the dat boi and dat boi is being dat boi right now so you better prepare for the dat boi, dat boi . The dat boi that wipes out the dat boi little thing you call your dat boi . You’re fucking dat boi, dat boi. dat boi can be dat boi, and I can dat boi you in over seven hundred dat boi, and that’s just with my bare dat boi. Not only am I extensively dat boi in unarmed dat boi, but I have access to the entire dat boi of the dat boi dat boi dat boi Corps and I will dat boi it to its full extent to dat boi your dat boi dat boi off the face of the dat boi, you little dat boi. If only you could have dat boi what dat boi retribution your little “dat boi” comment was about to dat boi down upon dat boi, maybe you would have dat boi your fucking dat boi. But you dat boi, you dat boi, and now you’re dat boi the dat boi, you goddamn dat boi. I will shit dat boi all over you and you will dat boi in it. dat boi dat boi dat boi, kiddo.
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>>686033303
33303 I feel like ive been set up....
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>>686033303
What? I'm just a black guy who wants the slim, trim body of a famous Chinese actress. Nothing wrong with that.
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>>686027160
The more you look at his feet, the bigger they get, fucking weird
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>>686033587
ah nah man im just checking if you remember me from the other day
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>>686020830
So lemme guess, you skip leg day to make your dick look that little bit bigger?

Fucking idiot.
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>>686033890
But of course. I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs, so my memory's like a steal tr--chest.
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>>686020830
I had those legs when I was 12
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>>686024201
>
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>>686025229
Let's see your beautiful model face then Casanova
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>>686020830
MASSIVE KEK

NATTY LIGHT UNDER THE BED
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this is the best shit talkin show ive ever been to
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>>686019362
Biggest faggot ever
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Lok motherfuckers if you aint got a 6 pack leave my thread you neckbeard weaboo faggots im gonna be slammin some thai pussy tonight
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>>686035356
what is this a picture for ants?
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>>686035984
ye
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>>686033141
>being this new
summer came early
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>>686019362
Hey, aren't you that male prostitute from Hanoi? During the Vietnam war?
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