Ask a satanist anything
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What's your favourite band?
>>686017968
How's the 8th grade going?
>>686018112
Black Veil Brides
How does it feel to never have felt pussy?
Can you make my dick bigger?
>>686018254
Its goin great. We graduate in 2 weeks.
>>686018345
For your information, i get it every day after recess
>>686018369
Dont ask me, ask satan. The devil giveth and the devil taketh away
can you do black magic?
>>686018296
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>>686017968
How does it feel since the shock factor has died down?
More seriously, what type of satanist are you and do you belong to any larger organization or are you just a lone practitioner?
>>686017968
What kind of porn do you like?
Is it fun?
>>686017968
How accurate is DOOM?
How can I become a satanist?
What the point of being satanist ?
>>686018826
How accurate IS doom?
>>686018833
Why not be an atheist.
All religions are lies.
how can I sell my soul to the devil
That pentagram it's true?? Or it's emo girl thing?
ew
>>686017968
Has senpai noticed you lately?
Will my ex get back?
>>686019574
Not op but have fun ya cheeky cunt
>>686017968
how old are you?
why satan?
>>686019973
thank you anon.
>>686017968
>underage
beat it, kiddo
>>686019761
Kek
>>686017968
Go home nadia, you're drunk
Why do you put any stock in LaVey? The guy was an uneducated carnie who misread a few philosophers and wrote three hopelessly bad books. Chapter 1 of TSB is basically the only intelligent work he produced.
>>686017968
why is OP a fagget?
>>686021042
Not all satanists are laveyan...
Why will you never make it to Magister Templii?
>>686017968
I read your bible when I was interested in it. Enjoy your cult, hope the punch tastes good, faggot
>>686017968
Do you like my songs
https://soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship
>>686017968
why are you such an edgy cuck?
>>686018515
I dotn just do black magic, i do emo magic
>>686018672
Well, im the evil dark lord of all satanists. I live in solitude because I was ousted from the church that failed to see me as its one and true chosen leader.
>>686018773
I like the kind where people fuck goats
>>686018823
Lots of fun
>>686018826
Its not bad but it could be a whole lot better
>>686018833
You need to be emo and dark and goth and stuff. Also, you need to be a scumbag thats into metal and do a hella drugs like xanax and aderall for recreation
>>686019048
Being emo and goth and awesome and dark and emo
>>686019437
Because Satanism is the one true religion, faggot.
>>686019574
You need to fill out an offer application. Include your name and how much you want in return. It will be processed in the system for 14 days until the Satan Department of Procurement and Human Services recieves it. Once it gets an approved notary, itll end up on the boss's desk and hell have the final say in if he agrees or not.
>>686017968
does satan have gout?
>>686017968
why are you such a retard? You and Satan can suck my cock. Fucking faggots.
Are you a Lavayan satanist?
>>686019620
No the pentagram is true. In fact, it holds the only truth
>>686019761
Wtf is sempai?
>>686019954
Only if you join the dark side
>>686020172
Age is an abstract concept drafted by society to rank individuals. My ranking in this society shouldnt matter. All that matters is that im an emo gothic dark lord from hell comming to make all the satanists on 4chan unite for my cause.
>>686021042
Because LeVey was a true prophet from the one and only Satan. Only his truths are the only truths. Heil satan.
>>686021227
Because it takes one to know one, faggot.
>>686021431
Shut the fuck up, yes we are, you dont know what the fuck youre talking about, faggot
>>686022232
It tastes great. You dont know what youre missing out on
>>686022288
Who's calling who a what?
Go to bed faggot
>>686023078
What is gout?
>>686023160
No hey fuck you, bitch. Youre going to wish you never made an enemy of the dark side you fucking faggot
>>686023279
No, Im an emo gothic darklord from Hades. Didnt you read anything?
>>686023316
I thougt the great truth is that there isn't one
>>686022288
Nice trips then dubs
>>686023500
Why are you such an edgy faggot? Do your parents know that you're using the family computer?
>>686023638
The great truth isnt an answer to a question. It is the way of Satan and it is the worship of his lessons. Keep in mind that Lucifer rebeled against god and was ousted from heaven. Us emo darklords do the same, only we follow the image of overpowering the enemies one day so that we rule the world. Heil satan
>>686023734
No but your parents know im using your family computer
>>686023500
>No hey fuck you, bitch. Youre going to wish you never made an enemy of the dark side you fucking faggot
EXTREME KEK. The dark side can lick my arsehole after I take a big shit. Fucking queer. Go suck Satan's micropenis you fucking faggot.
>>686017968
How does it feel serving a loser?
How will you feel when you're burning forever in the Lake of Fire with satan, knowing you could have been dwelling in the presence of God for all eternity?
do u velieve in gid
>>686023734
The Dark Lord will punish you for your insolence, you ignorant bitch.
02:5 ʍǝɥʇʇɐɯ
˙uǝʌɐǝɥ ɟo ɯopbuıʞ ǝɥʇ oʇuı ɹǝʇuǝ ǝsɐɔ ou uı ןןɐɥs ǝʎ 'sǝǝsıɹɐɥd puɐ sǝqıɹɔs ǝɥʇ ɟo ssǝusnoǝʇɥbıɹ ǝɥʇ pǝǝɔxǝ ןןɐɥs ssǝusnoǝʇɥbıɹ ɹnoʎ ʇdǝɔxǝ ʇɐɥʇ 'noʎ oʇun ʎɐs ı ɹoɟ
>>686017968
Are you aware that Edward Kelley was a known con artist with a rap sheet and that Enochian is complete and utter bullshit?
Are you aware that the Necronomicon was mentioned in H.P. Lovecraft's novels years before the supposed "actual" copy found its way to an editor's desk? Would you even care if i told you that even though the appearance of this "actual" copy would be a huge publicity stunt for Lovecraft if he had only said that his novels were secretly based on the "real" thing, he did not hesitate to call it a certain fake because the Necronomicon was a completely fictional thing that he made up himself?
Are you aware that Anton Levay freely admitted that he made up everything in the Satanic Bible simply because he didn't like the rituals of "traditional" Satanism, because he knew that traditional Satanism was nothing but a strawman created by the Catholic clergy to be a cracked-mirror version of Catholic rituals?
Are you even aware that the word "sin" predates the hebrew bible by a millenia? That the Old Testament is a heavily edited version of Canaanite myths adjusted to combine YHVH and EL into one all-powerful creator deity with no mention of any of the other gods of the Canaanite pantheon from which the stories came? Do you know that archaeology of the Canaanite valley and the area around the Pyramids has effectively ruled out the possibility of Exodus happening at all?
You worship the supervillain in a fable modified by a Canaanite chieftan who sought to jump-start his tribe's reputation as conquerors by claiming that they were a race of former slaves who escaped from the most powerful empire in the region (Egypt) and had already slaughtered one tribe to the last man, woman, and child? Truth is that the "hebrews" were, in fact, that one tribe of Canaanites they claimed to have wiped out under God's orders. The whole thing is a con job.
>>686024240
I thought God did all the punishing then Satan takes care of them afterwards
>>686017968
will my penis grow bigger as I get older?
>>686024240
This is the one true Dark Lord, faggot.
>>686024304
If that wasn't pasta then geez louise. How'd that bait taste?
>>686018296
Faggot. You don't deserve to call yourself a satanist.
>>686019437
Atheism is a religion. Atheists themselves heatedly deny it. Denying something doesn’t prove it's not there. A religion doesn’t have to posit a god who must be identified or worshiped. Some religions are polytheistic (Hinduism, Mormonism), some monotheistic (Judaism, Christianity, Islam), some non-theistic (Buddhism). I’d say the new atheists and their religion are “anti-theistic.” But their atheism is religious nonetheless. Consider this: They have their own worldview. Materialism (the view that the material world is all there is) is the lens through which atheists view the world. Far from being the open-minded, follow-the-evidence-wherever thinkers they claim to be, they interpret all data ONLY within the very narrow worldview of materialism. They are like a guy wearing dark sunglasses who chides all others for thinking the sun is out. They have their own orthodoxy. Orthodoxy is a set of beliefs acceptable to a faith community. Just as there are orthodox Christian beliefs, there is an atheist orthodoxy as well. In brief, it is that EVERYTHING can be explained as the product of unintentional, undirected, purposeless evolution. No truth claim is acceptable if it cannot be subjected to scientific scrutiny. They have their own brand of apostasy. Apostasy is to abandon one’s former religious faith. Antony Flew was for many years one of the world’s most prominent atheists. And then he did the unthinkable: he changed his mind. You can imagine the response of the “open-minded, tolerant” New Atheist movement. Flew was vilified. Richard Dawkins (atheist prophet of sorts) accused Flew of “tergiversation.” It’s a fancy word for apostasy. By their own admission, then, Flew abandoned their “faith.” They have their own prophets: Nietzsche, Russell, Feuerbach, Lenin, etc
>>686017968
Whats your favorite Marvel movie?
>>686024806
This may come as a shock to you, anon, but not everyone who claims to be satanist is trolling. There actually are people out there dumb enough to believe they can get somewhere by being Satan's cheerleaders. Very often they come from highly religious families and/or catholic school and just hate their situation so much that they decide to jump to the other team but don't realize that both teams are just two sides of a counterfeit coin.
Also i type pretty fast, so no big.
>>686024304
Enoch was real.
LaVeyan magic is based on Solomon. Basically a mafia.
Porumean islands were the birth of Christian mythologies.
>learn2italy
>you fucking armchair
>>686025514
OP here. I grew up atheist, but some things happened and I realize that the one true religion is that of the Dark Lord Satan, pbuh.
>>686025514
>All of this shit wrong.
>>686019193
now that's funny
>>686025514
Satanists and all Left Hand Path magicians /philosophers/theologians live on a spiritual Pluto because most of the shit that comes out of most of peoples mouthes is completely wrong.
Are you gay OP? Do you like boipussy?
>>686025672
>Porumean islands
Your search - Porumean islands - did not match any documents.
The Christian mythology did originate in Italy, when Josephus "produced" a bunch of scrolls supposedly written about some HUGELY popular and important figure that literally no one ever mentioned for half a century after his death *except* Josephus who insisted that all these scrolls had been written by other people and that he'd literally collected every last scrap of paper that Jesus's name had ever been written on.
But the Hebrew mythology, the Old Testament, was Canaanite.
>>686025839
So you basically come from a family of cucks?
>>686017968
Hello Hannah.
>>686024209
Yas hooman
>>686024358
gead is dod
>>686024806
lik semenz
>>686024084
The dark side is going to get you
>>686024185
A loser? Is he a loser? Hes one of the most darkest evil emo gods. At this point, hes satan's second hand man
>>686024209
No i dont beleive in god.
>>686024240
Hey you dont curse people here if youre not a satanist you fucking faggot.
>>686024263
Heil satan
>>686024304
Wot?
>>686024358
You thought wrong. It just so happens that god is the enemy that must be destroyed by Satan and his followers are the soldiers of his emo gothic darklord army. And im the commandong general
>>686024430
Only if you accept Satan as your lord and Savior.
>>686024497
No its not, Satan is.
>>686024874
You are the one who is the faggot. Im an emo gothic darklord of Satanism so idk what the fuck you think youre doing by talking to me in such a way. Just pray your diety is around when i curse you and damn you into the emo gothic abyss that is the mosh put at a black veil brides concert. Heil satan!
>>686024950
Shut the cuck up, bitch, you know nothing of Athiesm or Satanism. Heil Satan!
>>686024971
Iron Man 2.>>686025514
And theres also faggots like you who think they know what Satanism is. Fuck you and your little bitch complaints, faggot.
>>686025672
Nigga wtf u on, boii?
>>686025839
Youre not the OP, I am faggot.
>>686026007
Hey shut rhe fuck up bitch, i didnt day you can talk.
>>686026216
Bitch, stop spreading lies about me faggot
>>686026226
No but yo momma does
>>686026305
Jews took it from hitties in Italy.
Jesus is from the mediteranian and so it yweh.
All of the stories are about the sea.
Are you fucking retarded.
>an ancient tribal name never written down.
>>686018296
Worst Satanist ever.
>>686026585
Fuck you faggot, you think you know what it means to be a true emo gothic darklord of Satan? Faggot, thats what I thought
>>686017968
being a satanist do you embrace sin?
>>686026568
Hello Hannah.
Hello Hannah.
Hello Hannah.
>>686026676
Lol, faggot I know hate me cuz you aint me. You wish you were an Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan who could have andy sixxs warm log of shit slidding down your throat but you just cant. So shut the fuck up.
>>686026750
Im not a Satanist.
I created a religious practice around the pre-biblical sea monster/demon Leviathan.
>>686026778
Sinners are winners, arent they? Heil satan.
>>686026804
Im not hannah u fucking idiot
would you be interested in writing a fake story about life as a satanist? I have more info for you in person. my kik is : stolengenerator
(Its for a conference about people that have escaped a cult and managed to intergrate back into a democratic liberal life style) ill be speaking infront of 2000 people.
>>686022798
You are the gayest cunt i think ive ever herd of you make me cringe so hard i think i have cancer.
Kill your self and kill your gay cult and rid the earth of you nigger magic group.
Mfw i read your shitty comments
I really hope this is bait oh please be bait
>>686026964
>Leviathan.
lol ur Canaanite and don't even know it
Black Philip here
>>686027218
Satan isnt. Its what i said.
Also, Norse but alright.
>>686017968
How's life knowing that you'll get absorbed into my soul once you die?
Ignore this edgy faggot, i'm a real satanist so if you want to know something then ask me instead.
Types of Satanists you will encounter:
1) Kooky transgressive groups that will only allow you to enter at the bottom of the ladder. Involved with crime, everyone other then the core few are being used.
2) Psychos celebrating evil, soon to end up dead or imprisoned
3) Unstable, isolated drama queens indulging in magical thinking
4) Organised perverts who attract idiots with all the Satanism cosplay but really just want to stick things in your stoned anus.
If you go out looking for one group and find another, you're gonna have a bad time.
Satan is really just the Witness for the Prosecution in a jumble of stories from prehistoric Judaism. Suburban roleplayers and fledgling serial killers use the imagery but it doesn't do much for them.
The real dichotomy is between whether you hold that consciousness springs from the material, or that all things spring from consciousness.
>>686027218
>theres this sea demon monster story from these people from the desert.
>lol youre stupip
>>686027039
so then you have homo sex?
>>686027586
>The real dichotomy is between whether you hold that consciousness springs from the material, or that all things spring from consciousness.
what? explain in normal english please.
>>686027743
YES!
>>686027341
Satan isn't even a name.
In the original hebrew it's "Ha Satan" and literally translates to "The Second" or "The adversary/opponent". Monks hand-copying scrolls dropped the definite article "Ha-" (the) and just wrote Satan as if it were a name. Ha Satan is actually used in the OT to refer to several different characters from the Canaanite myths.
Look it up.
>>686017968
>>686027824
murder is a sin, ever killed anyone?
>>686027586
How fucking romanticized.
See
>>686026216
For genuine information in a very broad overview of all of Satanism.
>Spiritual Plutonism.
You killed someone?
>>686028003
Yeah I murdered your moms pussy.
>>686027870
They made all that shit up about some ideas that they stole, in that instance, too.
>>686026568
So you dont belive in god only satan?
>>686027681
lrn2map
it was on the mediterranean coast
>>686028493
French map.
About the desert.
So its accurate.
DEATH TO LGBT! 14/88
>>686024950
You're a fucking retard. Drink Bleach you dumb cunt. It would make the world a better place.
>>686027117
You can dorect your media inquiries to the Satan Department of Public Relations. Youll have to fill out what is called a SF-398 and have it processed for two weeks until it is with the right public relations officer who can give you an official statement from the church of satan. As far as I know. Im not an authorized spokesperson.
>>686027144
Bitch, you wish this was bait. Do you seriously think that Satanism is a joke? Nigga, please. You have a lot of realization to do, you fucking faggot. I cast you into the abyss that is the mosh pit at a black veil brides concert. May andy sixx, blessed be he, have mercy on your soul.
>>686027218
Take your cannan faggot bullshit face outta here niggah
>>686027454
Well, considering tbat Im an emo gothic darklord of satan, i wont be sucked into andybody. On the contrary, i will be doing the sucking and a lot of it on andy sixxs ass hole
>>686027579
Nay you fake and ghey, nigga. Im the real satanist around here. Im more satanist in the tip of my dick than youll ever be in your entire tiny puny pathetic life you fucking faggot.
>>686027586
You also forgot the kind of satanist thhat I am whoch is the emo gothic darklord of satanism. Heil satan.
>>686027743
It is outlawed in satan to lay with another man.
>>686027870
No its not, youre not a true satanist, gtfo here you little. Bitch.
>>686028003
Murder isnt a sin for emo gothic darklorda like me.
>>686028245
If you mean sacrifice then yes I have.
>>686028285
Fuck you
>>686028320
Shut the cuck up, bitch, you dont know shit about true Satanism.
>>686028323
I beleive that God ousted Satan from the heavens and damned him to hell for eternity, but with that said in mind, i dont beleive in god
>>686028823
>mad atheist-cuck detected
kek
>>686028346
Thanks for nothing.
>>686023316
>all satanist are LaVeyan
You're actually retarded
>>686027772
The average joe doesn't want wisdom, it would just wreck his life. He wants a hero figure to ask for stuff.
Smarter people from all cultures and at all times have agreed that it comes down to whether you see the Universe as a gross arena of physics and chemicals, from which consciousness has erupted due to complexity OR that there is only consciousness and that all things that arise erupt from that background of consciousness.
Tibet has never had any other national product other than religious light entertainment, but they really have spent the years in thought on such things. I dropped Tibetan stuff when the Dalai Lama said that people born with hideous deformities are just spirits working through karma. Such bullshit, we can fix a lot of stuff that peiople used to call Fate or Destiny or the Will of the Universe.
Anyway, the whole Universe was once in one tiny spot of infinite heat and density, what else could you call that but Brahma, the Creator? To think that consciousness could arise from the slime of physical reality is absolute nonsense to many people, but if they grew up being taught this primitive version of Christianity/buddhism/Islam all they get is the order to obey, thwarting the very capabilities they were born with.
>>686017968
Heed the prophecies written in the Holy Word and repent or endure the flames.
>>686028656
Maybe you need more info.
So supposedly God says to the slaves escaping egypt "Go to this exact latitude and longitude, this oddly specifically described area of land is your PROMISED LAND" and they go there, wipe out the locals, and spread out His word from there.
That oddly specifically described area of dirt is what is now known as ISRAEL and it's *still* next to a fucking sea TO THIS VERY DAY.
except they were never in egypt, they were already in that valley and just rebranded themselves as persecuted slaves chosen by god.
>>686029097
stay mad faggot. I am only concerned about building my mound for my Lord, nothing else matters.
>>686029053
Atheism in the sense of disbelieving all religions is not a religion. Only an edgy faggot would say that.
>>686017968
Do you poo in the loo?
>>686029116
>Leviathan homo here
Never been atracted to atheistic beliefs myself honestly.
>>686029388
I'm not the faggot that wrote that. I'm only feeding of your butthurt.
>>686029027
>You also forgot the kind of satanist thhat I am whoch is the emo gothic darklord of satanism. Heil satan.
4)
>>686029027
Whatever useless human. Your soul was useless anyways unlike the leviathan's soul.
>>686029453
>Baphomy homo
I see you
>>686029567
You can't logically argue against those dubs.
>>686017968
So?
>>686028823
this
>>686026954
wat
i didnt like any of that
listen to black dahlia murder for some real good shit
>>686029682
Thats Sett in pic.
I was a Satanist and then Settian and finally just swapped to something i can really like which is an incorporation of
The Moon
Leviathan
Black Magic
Into spirituality. Not by any means am i finished butttt ya know.
>>686017968
If God is order, and Satan is chaos, why do you make a binding contract with Satan but all are welcome in God's house?
Shouldn't God be the one you have to make a pact with?
If I rape nuns and poop on statues of saints, why would the Devil torture me in hell? Shouldn't he like...give me a high-five for pissing off the guy he doesn't like?
Why does the Pope's hat look like a fish head?
>>686017968
How's being a virgin been going?
Do your parents give you enough attention?
>>686017968
Have you summoned any demons yet? If not you're a gay ass satanist who can't do shit except be edgy. I'm a fucking devil wizard you don't even know. Succubus bitches to my left and right i can't even handle all the spectral pussy. Meditate on your third eye and pray to satan you noob.
Do you have a ponytail, facial hair and usually dress in black? Do you live in filth?
>>686029116
Fuck you, you fucking faggot, yes all Satanists are LaVeyan... except maybe you because you nothing more than a fucking poser who will never become an Emo Gothic darklord like me you fucking piece of shit. Have fun wishing you could be satanist but your inner ego is just chaining you to the ground forever and ever.
>>686029137
Shut the fuck up, bitch, You don't get to say what the average jow wants. That's the job of the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan, also known as yours truly.
>>686029144
Fuck you, you fucking religious pussy. You can't force me to come to that fake plastc light. Only the dark side of the force can see through to the end. You're the reason why religion in general is flawed, I charge you with that.
>>686029317
I cast thee out of this thread.
>>686029388
No, Athieism is just a way of pussies like you who are too scared to accept Satan as the almighty one true heir to life.
>>686029451
Is a frog's ass hole water tight?
>>686029453
Get out of here, Athiefag. There's no room for your kind you damn dirty athe.
>>686029598
wot?
>>686029608
How dare you speak to me in such a way you puny impenitent mortal. I will have you respect the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satanism as you respect your own self. You are cursed forever, and I damn you into the abyss that is the mosh pit at a Black Veil Brides concert because nothing on earth can ever get as chaotic or wreckless as that mosh pit because shit gets real whenever Andy Sixx rips his fucking shit of on stage, and I promise you, bitch, you don't want to be caught in the midst of such a hell carniage of 12 year olds wanting... no... NEEDING andy sixx's warm log of shit sliddig down their fucking throats, do you hear me you motherfucking faggot? Heil Satan!
>>686030323
Okay, kid, get you and your shitty taste of music out of this thread, this is for real hard rockers, not some panzy pussy softrock funk shit you've got going on in your little skull army headphones that mommy and daddy bought you.
>>686017968
OP isn't a Satanist, if you guys haven't already figured it out. Lavey Satanism isn't about human sacrifice and rituals are literally bedroom roleplay.
Go listen to 9 Sense Podcast, avoid Temple of Satan, and read The Satanic Bible/The Satanic Witch.
>>686031640
Please kill yourself. Your shitposting is bad and you should feel bad.
>>686030968
That's not how lesser or great magick works in LaVeyan Satanism. We're not a theistic religion. If you want that "hurr durr how do I summon a succi" go to /x/. There's at least one shitty thread a day about that.
>>686017968
O.t.o? Or just a levayst?
>>686030375
Setian Temple of Set?
>>686032122
>read The Satanic Bible
Agreed.
The more people there are who've actually read it, the fewer people there will be who take it seriously.
Kind of like that *other* bible. People with the strongest belief don't actually know much about it and just assume it makes sense. But if you ever actually sit down and read all that ridiculous shit it's even more absurd than modern superhero comic books.
My favorite part is when Elijah summons bears to eat a bunch of little kids who called him bald.
Nothing says "all-powerful god of love" like sending bears to eat little kids.
>>686030375
You're not a true Satanist, that's all you have to say.
>>686030684
Fuck you bitch, everybody knows that making a pact with god is the pussy thing to do, besides, Satan rebeled against God, so that automatically makes him cool and dark and emo and goth and metal and hardcore and deathcore and really fucking Satanist. And another thing, God isn't real, so don't think that Satan and God (at least your god) have any ongoing rivalry. God merely ousted Satan from heaven, he didn't continue the rivalry with him, because he's not real and doesn't exist.
>>686030746
I'm not a virgin, I just had sex with two girls who me, being the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan, managed to bless with the curse of being so fucking beautiful and gave them Black Veil Brides CDs as an exchange for their sexual services.
>>686030968
You may be a devil wizard, in your own mind, but as far as Satan and Satanists and Satanism is concerned, I'm an Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan and do hearby curse you for your insolence you idiot. I hope you know just how much of a let down you are to Satanism because you'll never be as gothic or emo or hardcore as me.
>>686031387
My chamber is my chamber. It is a representation of what I am. If you think it is filth, then in your mind, I am filthy. As far as Satanism is concerned, I am an Emo Gothic Darklord of Satanism and I live in a palace fit for such an elite ranking amongst the Satanists.
>>686032122
Hey, hey fuck you, bitch. You aren't shit, you're not a true satanist and how dare you try to say I'm not a satanist when I'm an Emo Gothic Darklord of Satanism with all the power in the universe in my fingertips to condemn you to the abyss that is the mosh pit of a black veil brides concert you fucking faggot. I want you to know that you're nothing but a pussy poser and that I'm going to get the BVB Army on your ass and we're going to kick your ass. BVB Army forever! Heil Satan!
>>686032247
The only one who is shitposting is you, fagggot.
>>686032660
Yep.
how do you live with yourself knowing that you're wrong?
>>686033020
How did that work out for you?
>>686031640
You can't cast me out you fucking faggot. Keep being an edgy faggot while I actually do cool shit like building my mound.
>>686017968
Do you play COD?
>>686032446
I love when people assume they know what they're talking about. I'm a fucking wizard i know more than you on the subject.
Would you suck Jesus Christ's dick? Would you tongue his sphincter for the dark Lord?
>>686033263
Kill yourself, seriously.
>>686033263
>>686032964
>God (at least your god)
lol no.
fuck that pussy bitch, he couldn't even defeat one measly human army just because they had iron chariots.
ODIN is my God.
Knowest thou how to count?
Knowest thou how to color?
>inb4 people think i mean kindergarten
>>686033263
>not theism
>satanISM
>literal retard
>>686033098
The incessant philosophizing was great but the lack of interest in magic was boring.
Theyre like an overtly actualizing form of thought, to Satanisms abstract.
>absolutely the same, otherwise.
Hail satan
>>686024263
Heil
>>686031640
Idfk what skull army is but you need to stop using those apple earbuds and get yourself some audio technica. why would my parents buy me shit when im 26? get a life instead of sucking satans dick all day thinking you accomplished something you edgy 15 year old faggot
You can't swear if you're a satanist you cuck.
>>686032964
> because you'll never be as gothic or emo or hardcore as me
Like i said all you can do is be edgy. i'm a master of mysticism and have see things no mortal has any right to see. Git gud at this shit man it's not all about the edge.
Satanists are fucking worse than religious people. Egdy 15 year olds who wear black because daddy has a drinking problem and mommy left at a young age.
>>686033350
>>686033397
>>686033485
>Tfw a succubus licks your cock
Yall need to learn from the master
>>686033505
Interesting set of beliefs. I know quite a few people that made the bounce from Satanism (LaVey) to either Wicca or black magic.
I haven't liked Satanism for a while because it tends to draw in people like the ones in this thread.
>>686018112
lmao
>>686034168
Have you actually met a Satanist?
>>686034537
Most of them are just angry at their father.
>>686035032
Were you?
>>686034952
you have the worst comebacks. grow out that edgy phase before you realize youre retarded.
>>686017968
How's your neckbeard coming out?
>>686035264
>taking the bait
>>686035149
Nah. Just a destructive kid that saw power in removing life's obstrutions rather than praying them away or asking nicely.
I saw the dark in myself as powerful, and i enjoyed it.
I went searching for more.
>>686034537
>Wicca
Here's all you really need to know about Wicca.
It's actually WITTA, there was just this old-ass font where a lowercase T looked a lot like a C and even though a lot of people noticed it, no one bothers correcting it.
The belief system is a hodge-podge of what little celtic and pictish traditions survived the christian church, with a very large dose of dionysian paganism and a bunch of random little bits of asian and native american traditions to fill in the holes. Everyone's version of Witta is different because everyone just picks and chooses what they like from half-dozen unrelated traditions and builds their own religion out of them.
>>686023909
>Keeps on saying "Heil Satan"
>Doesn't understand that Hitler was doing God's work
>Thinks German is Satanic
Yupp, he's got the AIDS
>>686035920
Lmao
Is it the brain aids?
>>686031640
Sir. You need the love of Jesus. I encourage you to take a moment right now and just ask God into your life. Just humble your heart and ask him into your life today. It doesn't matter what you have done in your life. You can have a fresh start! How does that sound? You can start going to church and find the peace and happiness that can't be found in secular teachings.
>>686034952
>burn the fucking shit pages of that god forsaken document
i have a digital copy.
would deleting it be enough? or do i need to cross-link the file or something (can you even still do that?)
>follow the path of the true Satan
No, thanks. I'm happy being a Taoist. Not to discount the value of Satanism, of course. The very fact that Satanism exists means the universe has a purpose for it, and the Tao that did not include Satanism would not be the true Tao.
>>686017968
Serious question, what is Lucifer's side of the story?
What book would you recommend as a must read for someone who is not a religious nut?
>>686036159
No I think it's that new African one that makes your children retarded by default, shame really. I heard the prognosis was negative too, nothing we can do but praise the sun :(
>>686035752
Like some kind conjurour black knight i began experimenting with black magic and ghosts and alchemy.
Eventually reaching spiritual and metaphysical conclusions.
Ones that i have finally begun to adopt into a cohesive religion.
>>686035378
i know its bait, but i enjoy roasting little niglets
>>686036159
Hitler was catholic, mang. The one and only way you were allowed to opt out of the Hitler Youth without being thought a traitor was if you joined the clergy instead. Jews and Christians never got along before, because of that whole "Jesus is (not) the Son Of God" thing. WWII was the great holy war against the unclean until Hitler started losing. Everyone who's ever lost a war was evil in the history books, because the history books were written by the winners.
Next you'll do the "No True Scotsman" fallacy and claim that Hitler couldn't have been catholic/christian because "No True Christian" could do _______, completely disregarding the fact that the man was a worshipping catholic.
>>686034032
Yes you can, You can swear to Satan you fucking faggot.
>>686034106
>I am a master of mysticism
You see, that is where you are wrong. I am the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan and part of my duties to Satanism is to know who and who is not a master of mysticism, which you clearly are not. Nonetheless, you also need to understand that I don't need to use my powers as an Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan to understand and clearly see you are not a mysticist, you are a faggotist. Yes, that is what you are you fucking faggot.
>>686034168
No hey, fuck you bitch You don't know what I've had to do to become the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan.
>>686034168
You're just jealous that we're more awesome and emoer and more gothicer and more hardocre and punkcore than you will ever be.
>>686034537
That's because you can't handle the emoness of Satan
>>686035032
You're implying that they don't surrender power to the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan, that is me. And that is where you are wrong, faggot because I am the ruler of the living, and I take my orders directly from Satan himself, so go ahead and wish you were me, faggot.
>>686035264
It's better than being a stuck-up little shit like yourself who wants to bitch and moan that they'll never be as emo or gothic or hardcore as me.
>>686035277
You tell me, faggot.
>>686036162
How dare you tell me to accept the word of the devil, the true devil, the fucking vampire of nazareth. And there's no turning me into any other religion, for I am the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan and nothing you can say can make me surrender my powers to someone who doesn't exist. Now I cast you into the abyss that is the mosh pit at a Black Veil Brides concert and will laugh jollily knowing you are being ripped to shreds by the untamed lust of thousands of little 12 year old fangirls trying to suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's ass hole... simultaneously. Be gone with you! Heil Satan!
>>686036250
Delete the whole thing.
>>686036623
>What book would you recommend as a must read for someone who is not a religious nut?
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
>>686035755
Isn't that the same for all 'ye olde Pagan' religions? They're just reconstructed from the little bits and pieces they have that could very well just be a bunch of Christian foreigners just writing about what the filthy Pagans are doing that might not have any meaning at all? (Poor Astru.)
The only difference between probably a chump 'magick' user on the street and a Wiccan is that the Wicca is closer to what we can identify as an actual religion because muh white magick rules. They get a spot for the military Sunday service, congrats.
I absolutely hate Wiccans.
>>686036848
Top cringe
>>686018296
I hope God rapes you.
>>686037184
Yep, pretty much.
Though the word "Pagan" actually just means "non-catholic" though people don't normally like to lump jews and protestants in with astrologists. Basically if there's enough people who'll get mad at you for disrespecting _____ then it's considered legit. This is why Wicca gets a spot fo teh military Sunday service: enough people bitched about wanting it.
The faith itself, its history, its practices, etc were neither validated nor even tested. It's purely a matter of cumulative whining.
>>686036623
First, I just want to say that I appreciate you would ask me, the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan the truth in our way of life, and I am more than happy to give you an answer. I think you'll find that Machiavelli's Innuncio del Humanitas will be a rather good read for someone trying to start out on the pathways of life. I can also recommend that you check out Galileo's Postucas Vemdoritas in order to find the true and essential meanings of being a satanist. Generic copies will do, they all convey the same messages of Satan, and they have my personal blessing.
Good luck, son.
- Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan
>>686036745
Hitler was jewish you fucking faggot.
>>686036944
No, don't recommend something so fake and futile.
>>686037260
Why are you laughing? You should be taking notes down, because my words of wisdom are that of the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan and I'm here to send a message to humanity. Heil Satan! BVB Army forever!
>>686037707
I cast you out of this thread you little faggot! I hope you get butt raped by the demons I'm about to summon and send your way you little bitch. You of all people should know better than to question the ways and words of wisdom coming from the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satanism. I curse you to the moshpit at a Black Veil Brides concert and hope that you are torn to shreds as you obstruct the way between the little 12 year olds and their lust for andy sixx's warm log of shit slidding down their throats.
>>686036848
This is a cry for help. Everyone. This man has come to us in his time of need and he chooses not to be silent! We are living in the end times and we need to ensure we all make it to paradise! This fellow needs our prayers. Join me in spreading the Love and Mercy of the one true God!
>>686038298
Which one is that, anon?
>>686038093
>don't recommend The HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
You, sir, are not a hoopy frood.
Entire thread discarded. May the great Hrung collapse on your head while a Vogon reads you poetry.
>>686038405
I think he means the one who started this thread.
>>686017968
Let's summon a demon. Post pics of results, go.
Do you believe in God?
>>686017968
Half the shit you say is false, or just inaccurate. I'm not sure if a troll or not, I kinda guessed so when you said you like the Black Veil Brides.
>>686039147
moron
>>686039147
Shut up faglord
>>686024497
Pretty much this. Honestly I think he could make a sickass dark comedy with his dimensional shit and using time as currency.
>>686039278
>>686039385
You cannot worship Satan without believing in God. Just like believing in God means believing in Satan
>>686017968
Do Satanists have a distinct smell to them?
>>686039608
Ass and book dust.
Wtf
>>686039921
May I ask which kind of ass?
>>686038298
Im the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan, I dont need help from you or your non-existent god. The Power of Satan Compels you to leave this thread at once. Begone! You are casted from this holy place.
>>686038709
I hope you get lost in the paperwork over at the Cybernetics Corporation's paperwork you freak! Heil Satan!
>>686038753
I am the one who started this thread, you fucking faggot. I am the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan and I have the power to create and destroy as I please.
>>686039089
There will be no summoning of demons today, and that is the word of the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan. I am the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan and that is my word, so shall you ever be at peace with that or I will cast you from this fucking thread.
>>686039147
I don't beleive in God. I beleive in Satan and that Satan rebeled against the oppression of the illusion of God, but as far as God's existence, I don't beleive in god.
>>686039264
Hey, bitch. I am the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan and whatever I saw is the word of Satan. I am his loyal servant and I deliver his word only to those who are in need of being re enlightened by the true ways of the dark side. I am also a General in the Black Veil Brides Army and you better not mess with me because I have the power and the authority to send the wrath of the BVB Army your way, and I know you don't want that. Furthermore, as a token of recognizing just how insolent you are, I cast you from this thread and cure you to be condemned into the abyss that is the mosh pit of a Black Veil Brides concert. BVB Army forever! Heil Satan!
>>686039603
Shut the fuck up, you little blaspheming whore. I am the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan and I say that God is not real. The only reality is that of Satan and me being his servant can carry out his punishment and wreak havoc on those who think they stand a chance against our emo and dark ways. Now I cast you from this thread, mortal
>>686032676
I highly recommend Illuminatus! by Robert Shea, and Robert Antoine Wilson. A bit esoteric, and definitely a product of it's time but it is hilarious, and satanism plays a big part in the book.
>>686040651
Shut the fuck up, bitch. I'm the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan and I condemn you and your shitty taste I cast you from there!
BVB Army forever! Heil Satan!
But if Satan rebelled against the oppression of God you are implying that God must be real in order for Satan to be real.
>>686037260
Why so cringy?
pic related, this is my tattoo, im not op
also my tattoo
>>686041046
>>686040965
Bitch, I'm the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan. I think I would know if God was real or not. Now I case you from this thread and curse you with the emoest gothicist rockiest hardcoreist curse that can be bestowed upon other people!
Heil Satan!
BVB Army forever!
>>686041046
Cringe af
>>686041136
rock on OP, these are all i have for now but..
>>686040910
>Implying I care about you
Stay mad retard
How does it feel to trust Hell will be good for you?
>>686017968
Yeah, OP, tell me when your parents started neglecting you.
>>686041226
Meh...
OP how many times did daddy and uncle have played doctor with you?
>>686017968
Do you put ketchup on your steak?
Why do u put all your beliefs into hating God? U really not leaving yourself any favors. What do u think happens when we die?
>>686041226
What's your tattoo mean?
>>686041046
>>686041136
I hate to break it to you, faggot, but as the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan, I have the obligation to remind you, a little bitch who wishes they were as emo or gothic as us, that we are not a brand. We are a way of life and you branding yourself with your shitty stick-poke india ink isn't going to make anything you say or hear any better you fucking faggot.
>>686041396
Well, hell has invested enough trust and power in myself to become the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan.
>>686041424
My father is Satan. He loved me so much that he made me the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan. I don't know where you get the evidence to support the idea that he has neglected me.
>>686041713
I put your mother on my sausage
>>686041728
Because Satan is cooler and gothicer and emoer and rockier and hardcorer than you will ever be in your entire life. Fuck you, you fucking faggot. BVB Army forever! Heil Satan!
>>686042001
Was a simple question fam, no need to get so butt hurt about it
>>686041865
The Leviathan Cross is sometimes referred to as Crux Satanus, which means the "Satan Cross". Depicted on the bottom is an infinity sign (∞), and above is a double cross (‡). The Double cross symbolizes protection and balance between persons. The infinity sign underlines the constant and infinite nature and most likely means eternal rest/happiness, this may have been used by Anton LaVey in The Satanic Bible to as a mockery of the cross, to show that humans are their own centrum of balance, and truth, while Christianity is a religion based off of dependency on a fabricated deity and a slandering of human nature, making it a religion based around corruption and lies. This is what the ideology of Anton LaVey and the followers of the Church of Satan believe, and this is what this symbol represents in this association.
>>686017968
First of all let's see if you're actually a satanist and not just a edgy thirteen year old.What are the eleven satanic rules of the earth, and what are the five sins?
>>686042001
>the evidence to support the idea that he has neglected me
well he only made you the Emo Gothic Darklord and not teh Head Enchilada Of Miscellany or the Exalted HIgh Muckety-Muck.
>>686017968
I wanna see some order of the left hand path orgy pictures
>>686042001
I'm 96...hell has invested....yawn. A place talks to u cough cough spoiler
>>686042326
>lets see if youre an actual satanist
>asks about laveyan trivia
>>686042133
I'm a girl irl
>>686042975
sweet ;)
>>686024950
Probably a large majority of theoretical physicists are atheist, and they make equations and crunch numbers for things that may not even exist..
>>686017968
Do Satanists project at people like Christian and Jews do ? Reason I ask is because I hate that shit . Pic unrelated .
>>686042001
Number 1: I though satanists didn't believe in hell.
Your answers of emo, goth, rock are all signs that lead me to believe your full of shit, stating the obvious bc you're so good at knowing the Satanist buttons to push. Figure out a job kid u still have to live.
>>686035010
Not him, but I've only met a self proclaimed satanists in middle school and highschool, haven't met an adult one yet.
