Hey /b/, I'm a girl gamer. No I'm not fat. No I won't
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Hey /b/, I'm a girl gamer.
No I'm not fat. No I won't make you a sandwich. No I'm not ugly. No I don't go out with guy gamers, because they're usually socially retarded and ugly. Yes my boyfriend is a bit of a jock, so what? No I won't show you my tits, so don't fucking ask.
And finally.
Yes, we do fucking exist, so stop saying otherwise. And we enjoy games (SHOCK HORROR) just as much as men.
Also pic related.
>>686016389
If you're going to troll, at least make it less obvious. It's more fun when the rage is deep and genuine.
>>686016389
tits or pruning this
What's ur bugina look like
>>686016666
Satan quads of truth confirm that OP is a fat neckbeard nigger faggot.
>>686016666
Nice quads.
BUT MOM I DON'T WANT PASTA FOR DINNER AGAIN
>>686016389 if you were a real gamer you would be playing games right now.
This level of bait.
It is rarely seen outside /pol/ but will occur on /b/ from time to time.
Legends tell of faggots with 4chan passes shitposting day and night without having to complete captchas.
These neckbeards have gone far enough to pay for faster shitposting.
One day, from the ashes of 4chan a great warrior will rise and put a stopper to this madness, however as far as the stories go, the chosen ones with this power lurk in corners instead, banning cp posters and underage baiters instead.
One day perhaps. All this sitposting will be contained, as for when? Only time can tell.
>>686016389
>obvious troll is obvious
now this is just sad!
...let me help you:
>go home
>feed your troll babies
>never come back
>???
>die = profit
>>686017188
Holy shit dude
>>686016389
old copy pasta
>>686016389
you look 12
>>686016389
Do you know how fucking hard it is? Do ANY of you know how fucking hard it is? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS without even kissing another human being? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS with not even an OUNCE of intimacy in your life? No....of course you don't! You're all Chads and Staceys. You guys just fuck any slut you want. And you girls just fuck the top 20% of men. And don't fucking deny it, it's scientifically PROVEN! Girls rate 80% of men on OkCupid as BELOW AVERAGE. Guys like me, average looking guys, guys who are a little on the short side, we don't even FUCKING EXIST to you! We're the guys who run your fucking errands for you, help you move your shit, who treat you with nothing but respect and what do we get in return? FUCKING NOTHING! Not a hug, not a peck, NOTHING! And then you have the FUCKING audacity to turn "nice guys" into some FEMINIST buzzword and accuse us of being CREEPS! News flash: you only think we're creepy because we aren't ATTRACTIVE! If Chad does the same shit, you can't even wait to take off your soiled panties for him! Well, fuck you! My names is Danny Fuckin' Struthers, and I'm a fucking virgin! Don't like it? Bite me!
>>686017738
you would also fuck any slut you want if you coul
>>686016389
Must be nice to be a big fat neck beard getting butt fucked by your equally fast neck beard "boyfriend" at the glory hole you frequent. Your parents must be proud . Your a true waste of oxygen. Fat man tits don't count. Stealing photos off of tumblr don't make you cute. Degrading you is the only pleasure you can give another human being.
>>686018434
That's the joke.
what do you want a fucking medal go to go shove it up your cunt so just show us your tits or gtfo
>>686017738
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>686017738
Holy Shit white knight faggot
>>686016666
Who's dick you suck to get them quads
>>686016389
>>686016389
Nah you're a mid 20's unemployed creep who took a picture of his cousin, and you're as stale as this bait.
<Not knowing that this is just pasta
<youre all newfags
<I've been here since last summer
>>686018638
Hahahha...
Gorilla warfare.....
Nigger much
>>686016389
Why do you make my gender look so stupid?
>>686018807
Yours.
>>686018854
>Rip
>>686018910
Now you tits or GTFO
>>686017738
I like the "Chads and staceys" part. It's so 90's.
>>686016389
It feels like summer in here.
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>>686018638
holy shit how long did it take you to type that?
>>686019055
Nah, you first
>>686016389
nobody cares. i barely care that other gamers exist and just because you have tits does not change that. go away please attention whore
>>686016666
Checked. Damn truth be told.
>>686019120
Those aren't American outlets through?
>>686019055
Gtfo or I post tits
I'm a guy, btw
>>686018638
Yes, I am a fox. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my animal soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w wolf!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking.
But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I have SEX with my boyfriend.
>>686019303
The rest of the pic has a car with euro plates. Is school out?
>>686019120
Hey dumb ass. Americans don't use 220 electricity and we sure in the fuck don't drink Warsteiner and fucking kinder bier. It looks more like degenerate euro trash is that stupid
>>686019120
Da fuq
>>686018905
Holy new. Lurk a bit champ.
Also surprised nobody took the filename bait.
>>686016389
Shit tier b8. Kill yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bbj6KLZr4s
>>686019368
Are they pretty?
>>686019120
... I don't know what to do in this situation anymore. Is he serious? Is he pretending to be serious? I don't fucking know anymore. When does a troll trolling a troll trolling a troll become a troll trolling a troll trolling a troll trolling a troll?
tits or gtfo
>>686019380
Holy Shit I've never read something so gay ever. LMFAO
I BET YOUR FAT AS FUCK
>>686016389
show us your feets
>>686016389
Underage B&
>>686016389
invalid argument.
gamers are gamers, not gamer boys or gamer girls. we are genderless!
>>686019585
They're hairy and have seen many push-ups.
https://join.skype.com/HubbAUZzg4xQ
>>686019676
>I am pretty slim and good looking.
>console
>gamer
choose one
>>686019802
Nice
>>686019776
>we are genderless
>>686016389
you lost me at shock horror
>girl gamers are real
>and they all play like fucking casuals
My Girlfriend plays GTA with me
>>686016389
tits or gtfo
>>686020122
Same here, it's just nice to share a hobbie
>>686020167
do you fucktards realize tits or gtfo dehumanizes woman as if she were not human but a mere possesion, tits or gtfo STRIPS HER OF HUMANITY! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane that you guys think this is an actual rule. You're all fucking virgin faglords, no wonder why you faggots sit at home and jerk off on /b/ all day. TITS OR GTFO IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, /b/, NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A WOMAN'S WOMANHOOD BEING DEHUMANIZED!
You know as well as I, the majority of you are only misogynist and say “tits or gtfo” because it makes you feel like less of a pathetic loser and failure at life
FUCK OFF!
why everybody is retard?
Wow, a girl gamer. 'Tis an awesome thing to see! Don't be intimidated. I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D
>>686016666
Quads first reply, the gods are sending us messages.
>>686019642
It's okay man let's just get out of here
>>686019120
Th at not an American outlet yo ustupid blyatat
>>686020382
>>686016389
Titties?
>>686020382
You look like a snapping turtle...tits and I take it back
>>686016389
Tits or gtfo bitch
it is fake no fucking way is this reality
There is no such thing as a likable jock. It's an oxymoron. And no, I'll preemptively call out your No True Scotsman fallacy and say that if he's a jock he's an asshole. Also,
>No I don't go out with guy gamers, because they're usually socially retarded and ugly.
Is a completely false generalization because pretty much every male outside of Uganda and Assfuckistan has multiple cell phone games, including your piece of shit asswipe boyfriend.
So all you've done is reinforce the assumption that a) your're a complete asshole and b) chicks only date fucking assholes.
Also, You don't seem to have any motive for posting on /b/ other than to get in a fight and play the woman card and cry muh-sojiny.
Also, nice bait
>About 265 results
>>686016389
Looks like emily18
Sorry candy crush and puzzle quest aren't fucking games and don't make you a gamer kid. Get back to us when you have 10k+ hours on a full attention requiring, sophisticated hand gesturing, high reflex video game. "Draw the fucking line" and "pop the stupid bubble" aren't games.
>>686016666
nice quads
>>686016389
Kek thinks she is a game. Actually just an attention whore.
>>686016389
>>686016389
Fuck that shit
>>686016666
GET thread
also, dubs
Even if this is bait, real gamers don't claim to be gamers when not asked. Even if they do, just say yes and shut up, dont rub in our face that you are.
>>686022042
/thread
show penis pls
>>686017738
A true rightous man with the fury of the gods, so divine is he, that all stacys and chad tremble at his might and his wisdom.
>>686022042
Yup fucking hate it when girls claim to be
>>686020382
Fucking hero please.
Do the world a favor.
>>686016389
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
>>686022747
Shit
>>686022747
LMAO LMAO LMAO
>>686016389
You are pretty hot... But that is not you...
>>686019642
The struggle is real my friend. My perception of reality is slipping into the ether
Fake and gay reverse image search proves it
>>686020382
>>686019380
>>686018638
>>686017738
>>686017188
>>686016389
>>686022747
What is so funny about copypasta? Someone put a lot of time in writing out a wall of text, and all you do is just copy and paste it? Unbelievable. Freaking unbelievable. It is so fucking disrespectful for the original writter to have his thoughts repeated over and over just for some kind of sick joke. You fools know the CSU copypasta, right? People chuckle at it because he was "very mad". Well, think about it, motherfucker. What if he WAS very mad? What if he actually had feelings and his day was ruined? Ever think about it like that? No, of course not. You tools just took his words over and over and used it for shits and giggles. How fucking rude. At this point, my 10 page essay on why I think Brawl is ass could be used as a copypasta. That is just fucking wrong on so many levels. I'm not going to write out a copypasta myself, because I don't want my words to be shat out over and over again. I'm just expressing my thoughts and feelings on the abuse of copypasta. It just needs to fucking stop.
Is that a ps2 controller
>>686016666
>>686023333
Fucking half Satan here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuKzt7p-MnM
>>686018638
Wait... are you back tracing him? Shit, he must've done goofed
