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We're sixty seconds out from the beach men. Stay low and keep moving forward. Good luck and may God be with you.
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*checks if gun has ammo, says quick prayer*
Turns to guy beside me:
"its been a pleasure my friend."
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>>686011334
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>>686011334
*Thinks about the beauty of the Machu Picchu looking at the sky*
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It bin n honur servin wit u guys. I c u on te othur sude.
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>>686011509
Thinks about all the dat boi memes i'll never see.
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>>686011509
Shiiiiiiiiet u 2 mang
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Why am I in this boat? I'm in the 352nd infantry division I should be on that hill.
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Farts
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>>686011971
http://bluelivesmatternyc.org/

https://www.congress.gov/bill/114th-congress/house-bill/4760/text

https://www.congress.gov/114/bills/hr4760/BILLS-114hr4760ih.pdf

# blue lives matter
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Fur freedum
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lol, you pussies. I'mma frag like, 40 nazzis. gitsum motherfucker.
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Please rethink what you're doing
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https://join.skype.com/nU5NDzKTdEgE
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>>686011334
>Realise I want Germany to win because they're the good guys
>Turn to my squad and mutter 'It's nothing personnel, guys' before unloading on them
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>>686011971
*Mane
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>>686012770
>lol I liek nazzies

edgy.
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>>686012953
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>>686011334
Any day now, goys.
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HIT THE BEACH BOYS FOLLOW ME! GO! G.........
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>>686013672
Naw man, that shit looks dangerous.
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>>686012953
Not trying to be edgy, I just genuinely think history is filled with lies written by the victors.
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Hey guys what's your favourite anime?
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It ok guys we gonna survive numbuh 1 is here
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>>686013672
THEY GOT THE LIEUTENANT! FUCK! WHAT DO WE DO?
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*tries to reload my m1 garand*
*Gets garand thumb*
"Fuck this isn't how I wanted to start the invasion"
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Mohammed Just Got Shot! We need bangalores
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>>686015054
>"lol holocaust nvr happen!"

Yeah, those 1940s photoshop skills are pretty amazing, huh?

You fags are like a broken record.
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>>686015290
he died at the end of the show tho...
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>>686015608
Heroes never die.....
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>>686015054
>The Holocaust never happened
>but it needs to happen again
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>>686015528
holocaust was nothing compared to the amount of people who died for stalins "paradise"
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Kameraden, die Amis kommen.. Verteidigungsstellungen besetzen, alle MG 42 überprüfen, Feuer auf mein Kommando..
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>HUT HUT
>Run out into enemy fire
>MG fire at me
>is nigger
>nigger physics kick in
>Bullets seem to warp into the void which is muh skin
>German soldier tries to pin me
>Streamroll the German
>Make it up the hill and touch down
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>>686015054
you deserved to be gassed, burned alive, and buried tbqfhwys
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>>686015528
Well for one nearly every inch of germany was bombed, the country was surrounded, and the german people didn't even have food or drink let alone the work camp prisoners who were already suffering from typhus epidemics.

Of course there were bodies and horrible scenes. What sort of pictures would you expect from a country going through all of that?
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>>686016020
Für das Vaterland !
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We shüd surrender guys
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Killing Germans is basically the same as killing blacks. Stop it.
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>>686016466
>DOSE POOR GERMAN FOLKS!!!!! THEY WAS BEIN SLAUGHTERED

>I-ignore all the people the Germans killed... heh... that doesn't matter.

Fuck you, Germany got everything it deserved.
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>>686016749
Yes, because you thought it'd be a great idea to attack Russia IN THE WINTER.

Way to go, mein Blödmann.
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Hey guys, check these dubs!
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>>686016899
My country lost with honor, no regrets
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Die Amerikaner sind schwach und ihr Präsident ist ein Krüppel
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>>686017116
>with honor
The füher either killed himself or fled to Argentina...
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>>686016988
Actually, germany attacked in June. Hitler was just too excited with the Wehrmacht he thought his tanks would rek Russia within 6 months so he didnt equip the soldiers with Winter clothing, your luck my russian buddies!
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>>686016899
no thanks to america, but you were quick to take the credit
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>>686017369
So Hitler was a summerfag. And like a summerfag, he still got BTFO.
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>>686017343
Oh trust me, if ur name was Hitler and the russkies wouldve caught you, well yeah..

cant blame him for suicide, everyone wouldve done the same
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>>686017213
i just started playing cod 2 again.
nice to see someone wie mich.
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>>686017116
>Conscripted literal children and elderly men who wanted nothing to do with the war.

>German soldiers surrendered by the thousands in Berlin alone.

You're delusional as fuck, faggot.
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Verdammt ich bin auf der falschen seite... excuse me sir, i am actually a spy! Could you please bring me into the warprison?
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>>686012770
>was American so didn't like germans
>packed shoulder to shoulder, unloads on his squad with a standard issue rifle
> muh edge
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https://youtu.be/-Tdu4uKSZ3M
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>>686017408
>no thanks to america

>Implying I think America won the war in Europe for the Allies

Yah, nah.
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>>686017609
For some reason i remember that quotes idk why i knew what it meant like a year ago or some shit
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>>686017813
And you think stalin would have not done the same if he would have run out of soldiers in proper age? lel

and on topic being surrounded.. understandable we got surrounded, not even an army as the mighty wehrmacht was could have beaten the whole world.. But sure, keep telling yourself the russians won by themselves, dont even blame you, you probably believe it yourself haha
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>>686018559
>Talking about hypothetical situations.

No one but losers are concerned with what MIGHT have happened.

Nazis lost. Nazis are politically irrelevant.

Grow up.
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>>686011334
At least I'm serving at a sunny french beach, killing some yanks rather than being frosted in russia.
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>>686015528
They died of typhus.
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>>686011334
Look at all these fags, fighting for faggotry
>pic related
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>>686018891
All im saying is we are very lucky Hitler was a retard to start a 2 front war, dont worry im not a nazi, im glad he was a dumb fuck. I wouldnt wanna live in that state today..

On the other hand, we wouldnt have the shitskins here in germany like we do right now..
Well, who cares
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Why are you all debating politic, we got people to shoot at now
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>>686018891
Haha, you are such a stupid faggot.
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>>686019385
Yeah, who would want to live in country of proud, cultured, unified people?

Certainly a cesspool of foreigners who don't give a shit about your culture and ideals is superior.
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>>686020252
It's all good as long as you keep the niggers out.
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>>686020175
>Doesn't have a legitimate argument

>"lol, ur dumb"

You must be at least 18 years of age to post here.
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>>686020396
Haha, you just failed your own criteria, fool.
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>>686020368
Yeah, Germany is doing a great job of that...
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>>686011334
Send in the niggers!
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>>686020252
>Yeah, who would want to live in country of proud, cultured, unified people?

> unified people

>Implying the majority of Germans DIDN'T want the Socialist Nationalist Party in power

>Implying the Nazi's didn't only account for about 35%-37% of the population

>United

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Child brained idiot.
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Sgt Horvath McCokehead reporting in. Get me those bangalores!
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>>686015907
>Rammstein banner below swastika
Fuck me
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>>686020252
Well mate its not only about the people, of course it would be awesome to live in a country with people like that

What i wouldnt like is the control state as germany was it, getting executed when you werent the leaders opinion, generally no free opinion and so on..
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>>686020980
Forgot pic
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Old 45 year old man "LOCK AND LOAD MOTHERFUCKERS"
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Before we go, I just want you guys to know I'm vegan
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>>686016776
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha !!!!
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>>686011334
Bringin them Nazis some hard earned FREEDOM!
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>>686020818
What was that?
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for the enclave!
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>>686011334
>they literally died for the wrong side
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I didn't abandon the emperor for this shit !
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Thisvracism stuff is cool and all, but who's getting ready for the Flash season finale?
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>>686021310
>Wikipedia

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>686021739
Find a more robust list of citations than that of a wikipedia article.

You must still be in high school. Are the teachers still banning students using wikipedia because it makes students' lives easier? Hurrr it's not reliable.
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>>686021739
Shut up.
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I-- I THINK I'M HIT, SARGE.. TH-- FUCKING SHRAPNEL FROM A MASHER, IT'S HURTIN' PRETTY FUCKING BAD SARGE.. SARGE! OH GOD, OH MY GOD, IT-- I'M BLEEDING A LOT HERE SARGE, WHERE'S THE FUCKING MEDIC? MEDIC! MEDIC! I'M HIT, MEDIC! MED-- OH MY FUCKING GOD, I SHOULDN'T BE HERE, I SHOULDN'T HAVE ENLISTED, I SHOULDN'T BE HERE, I SHOULDN'T BE HERE, OH MY GOD I SHOULDN'T BE HERE... ME-- MED-- OH GOD IT'S GETTING WORSE SARGE, I THINK IT'S PRETTY DEEP IN THERE, OH-- OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD SARGE, SARGE STAY WITH ME, WHERE'S THE MEDIC SARGE? I DON'T WANT TO DIE HERE SARGE, I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING DIE, OH GOD
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>>686022423
That's copypasta
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I want my mommy!
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>>686022569
Grow up
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Wait, wait! I think I see a sni
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>>686022423
Oh yeah i cannot imagine how bad it was for our freshly trained american boys to face the infamous, combat experienced german soldiers

Thank god i wasnt born around 1925
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>>686015528
there are no "good guys" you disney-educated child.

if you conscript your men in order to fight and conquer other guys it doesn't make anyone involved "good" in any way
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>>686012770
No balls. You wouldn't.
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>>686023685
You sure?
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