Here to shame you thread
Post your problems in this thread, and/or laugh at others about their problems.
(When teasing someone else, you can be snarky and bitchy, or cute and playful with them. Either is fine, and reaction images are also welcome.)
Your problems can be minor or severe. Having a bad day at work? Lost your job? Are you going bald? Suffering from health issues?
Post it here!
Have fun, and remember! We're laughing "at" you. Not "with" you.
My problem is that I have no problems. Help me!
>>686003791
>My problem is that I have no problems. Help me!
Sounds like you need any help, anon...
Does not suck to be you.
i cant heel-toe in my car. i have to downshift after i am done braking. it feels inefficient
>>686003403
I hate myself and think about death all the time but for stupid edgelord reasons instead of actually having any real problems in my life and thinking about how stupid my reasons for wanting to die are makes me hate myself even more.
My life is too good and doesn't thrash me enough to motivate me to become better.
Also all the other students at the hospital seem smarter than me.
The only thing that sucks in my life is that I won't graduate like everybody else because i'm doing my schooling online. Makes me depressed as hell because I wanna feel what everybody else is feeling when they receive their diploma.
I'm 25 yo and I've never had a job experience. My main problem is that I live in third world shithole. I want leave my East Europe country (which even isn't a member of EU) and live in NZ but I haven't figured out how I'm going to pull it off.
Maybe I should try to get into one of your universities for postgraduating studying and just never come back lol.
My wife wants to suck my dick too much. Sometimes after coming home from work I just want to relax and take a shit or play a video game or something but she's a nympho.
Desu
>>686004428
read steppenwolf, siddharta. start lifting. try to change yourself and accept yourself.
>>686005295
>My main problem is that I live in third world shithole
How's the food there, anon?
>>686004588
>the other students at the hospital seem smarter than me
What makes you say that? Did your grades suck?
>>686004919
>The only thing that sucks in my life is that I won't graduate like everybody else because i'm doing my schooling online
You're probably socially awkward as hell.
>>686006120
it's physiotherapy, they seem less in doubt about theory and their grades seem better (I am dislexive though so thats no surprise) I do think I am a better therapist becuase I reach my patients, or so my counsilor says.
also Pic related.
>>686006120
>How's the food there, anon?
Food? I bet we have the shittiest quality standards in the whole East Europe except for export production. I'm also sure that the quality of our food is nowhere near the food quality standards of first world countries.
>>686003403
Got a 16 year old girl who wants to fuck me but she went and told her dad about me thinking that it would make our relationship stronger, now I might go to jail....
>>686006626
>I am dislexive
I would tease you about that but you probably won't be able to read it, anyways. No wonder you lack self-confidence. You have dyslexia. Naturally that makes the other students smarter than you.
>>686005688
get that bitch a dildo, or man the fuck up. Blowjobs make your game better at COD, your man moans will distract the other team
>>686007019
>Food? I bet we have the shittiest quality standards in the whole East Europe except for export production. I'm also sure that the quality of our food is nowhere near the food quality standards of first world countries.
Correct! We have all sorts of delicious food where I live. Steak, hamburgers, pie, yummy cakes and sweets, etc. Fresh food and clean-drinking water is everywhere.
How bad is your breath from eating all that awful junk you call food?
>>686004167
Just stop using the clutch entirely. Ram it into gear.
>>686007433
not too bad at reading. I have read about 500 books total now, its only really bad if I have never heard the word.
Rereading what I have read is almost impossible as I can remember what I meant to write for weeks and I skip some words now and then.
But yeah, dislexive, introvent and scored 38/40 on a ADD test last year, so hard ADD.
I was castrated 2 years ago and haven't been able to get a boner since then
>>686007894
for a moment I thought you were replying to the guy with a nympho wife, who was tired from all the blowjobs.
>>686007851
>hamburgers
Well, we have McDonalds, KFC and Burger King actually. Speaking about breath I have a normal breath cuz I brush my teeth every day several times. Your questions are leading to nowhere.
>>686008395
>dislexive, introvent and scored 38/40 on a ADD test last year, so hard ADD
So in other words, you're a few symptoms away from being classified as retarded. I think you'll feel better once you accept you're never gonna be intelligent and socially-active like the others.
If your condition gets any worse, you should try getting disability.
>>686008602
>I was castrated 2 years ago and haven't been able to get a boner since then
Pic related
>>686009482
Tried and couldn't get retarded. Close to autistisc due to logical IQ of 149, which is close to the top 2% in my country, but several social limitations.
>>686010473
>Tried and couldn't get retarded. Close to autistisc due to logical IQ of 149, which is close to the top 2% in my country, but several social limitations
You're just retarded enough to have all sorts of mental issues, yet just smart enough so you can't get any help and are forced to work a real job. You're stuck in the perfect limbo of being screwed both ways.
Sucks to be you.
>>686008602
>I was castrated 2 years ago
What happened?
A girl was constantly flirting with me so I started liking her but then I found out she whores herself out to everyone
I am bad at lol
>>686012346
>A girl was constantly flirting with me so I started liking her but then I found out she whores herself out to everyone
That tells me a lot, actually. She tries to get with every guy? That means you're nothing special. How does it feel knowing you're average at best?
>>686011401
thank you good sir, your insight on my issue has been most hearting to hear : )
Someone else have a problem in here?
I tried to fuck my pillow last night... for the 75th time.
>>686012642
Could it be, because you dont make a strategy that befinit the entire team, but mostly your own playstyle?
>>686013292
>Someone else have a problem in here?
I had my privates removed a couple years ago from a bad infection.
>>686013932
get a technition on that internet and google porn. your pillow will thank you in silence.
unless you're a girl, in which case, I don't know
i can't get dubz!!!
I failed college.
>>686013970
my build is decent and i mainly play lux and support but i just got shat on last game
>>686013292
>thank you good sir, your insight on my issue has been most hearting to hear
You're welcome! Isn't the truth wonderful?
I hope you're at least a cute retarded boy...
>>686014198
GG, What the fuck is a porn?
>>686013996
that's horrible, a sergent should always havea few privates to order around.
remember to live clean so you don't get another.
>>686014338
>I failed life and I'm now a worthless lower-class worker
Cheer up, anon! Maybe you ca become employee of the month at your local McDonalds.
>>686014458
one game doesn't mean your bad. just like falling when your drunk doesn't mean you balance suck. it just failed momentarily.
posting on 4chan however... there is no hope for you anymore
Someone help, I haven't been out of my room in about two months and I'm afraid. Afraid that if i step out of that door, I will be burned by the light and hatred of society. My embarrassment will know no bounds. Fuck.
>>686012957
Pretty good that I'm an average at best
>>686014715
>that's horrible, a sergent should always havea few privates to order around.
>remember to live clean so you don't get another.
Ha!
The infection was caused from a coffee-spilling accident. I spilled my hot coffee in my lap and it set up a really bad infection
>>686014552
depending on your age you might have another problem you don't seem aware of.
also, "what the fuck" indeed
I can't stop eyeballing my 16 y/o little sister in-law everytime I visit my dad, making many visits awkward and I can't stop cringing about it. And yet I can't stop wanting to fuck that sexy little slut.
>>686015109
>Someone help, I haven't been out of my room in about two months and I'm afraid. Afraid that if i step out of that door, I will be burned by the light and hatred of society
You're probably right. You probably have a troll face, unwashed body, and smell horrible. I can hear the people's reactions now.
"Hide the women and children!"
>>686015109
order some drinks first, drink till you don't care anymore and go outside.
repeat and progressivly try drinking less.
alt: get an awesome internet busniss. Expand your house till you can go to the grocer without meeting other people.
also use a friend and some dark sunglasses and roleplay being blind. you can pretty much get aware with any behavior.
>>686013292
>that face
Loos like anon got you pretty good
>>686015751
Oh and I'm 20
>>686015831
I have an ensuite and spare clothes so im fairly clean, but I fear I'm soooo fucking deep in debt. Also, does jumping on my bed for 3 hours strait count as exercise? My food supply is dwindling.
I do smell fucking horrible tho.
>>686015318
damm son, that was a 1 on the d20 of life.
still drink coffee?
shit can't make a good reply to that, that just plain sucks.
Probably start telling people. it was a pack of coke addicted underwhare models who had their way with you, and afterwards it just gave up living.
>>686015751
tag with her next time she goes to the movies or simelar, get a bite to eat and ask about her life. That always make me lose interrest :l
>>686016599
>damm son, that was a 1 on the d20 of life.
>still drink coffee?
>shit can't make a good reply to that, that just plain sucks.
>Probably start telling people. it was a pack of coke addicted underwhare models who had their way with you, and afterwards it just gave up living
I still drink coffee, but I'm more careful now. I never imagined the burn would be so bad. The doctor gave me a special cream to rub on it, but the infection only got worse. I was shocked when announced a couple weeks later they would have to remove my junk.
All I have is a tiny nub hanging between my legs.
I fap to pokemon...I would drink bleach but the bleach killed itself :)
>>686017247
Don't worry anon, I do that too.
>>686016597
if you jump consitently on the bed for a whole 3 hours, then yes that is very much excercise. if in doubt try speaking while excercising.
you should aim for 80-90% of your oxigen being used, which means you can speak more than 2 words between breaths.
also take a bath, get some sunlight for that antidepression feeling.
>>686015831
Let's be real here-who doesn't love to be alone with a computer for a few months
>>686016941
Hearing about her stupid friends and problems is always a turn off. But not enough for me to lose interest...
>>686016597
>I fear I'm soooo fucking deep in debt
Once you mess up your credit, you're screwed. Wonder how close you are from getting your electricity turned off.
>My food supply is dwindling
Looks like someone is gonna be forced to leave their room, soon~ Hehe~
>>686017247
as long as it isn't Jinx I think that is okay, just know you're a faggot in the eyes of 4chan
>>686017747
I know its cancer...but every time I see it...i can't help myself, I don't know why DX
>>686013292
(Seriously though, did you enjoy your teasing?)
>>686017705
>Looks like someone is gonna be forced to leave their room, soon~ Hehe~
May god have mercy on my soul.
>>686016597
If your depressed then go outside and sit in the sun for a while. Are you prescribed to any meds?
>>686017669
>her stupid friends and problems is always a turn off.
then set her up for some things you like. when she reject them the feeling quickly fades or you change
>>686018238
I haven't seen a doctor in about a year. So no. Also, Its 9:00pm, its almost pitch black where I am.
>>686007433
That basically makes you a betafag. Congrats
>>686018557
Is there anything below betafag?
I'm a girl with alopecia. Which means I'm losing my hair.
>>686018679
Reddit users
even my parents avoid walking with me
>>686018442
I would see a doctor for a prescription- but make sure to look up the side effects so you don't get worse. As for light, just open a window. It's almost summer for gods sake.
>>686019027
i have 2 friends
>>686018270
Good advice, however it's not like I can take her on a date or anything similar. We just meet when her family invites me to dinner, the beach or go on a vacation. Which reminds me, fuck. We are going to greece and are all going to live in a big house together for a week or more. The awkward situations I'll be put in...
>>686018878
Don't feel bad, we all are eventually lol
But I think you can get surgery to stop that. Or just get a custom wig. I hear you can't tell the difference.
>>686019071
>friends
Your parents don't count as "friends"
>>686018035
It was okay, I mean I probably wont pay you any internet money for it or stroke your E-penis. But it was kay.
Overall, I did enjoy it, usally post on /tg, been a long time since I found something worthwhile on /B
>>686018878
>I'm a girl with alopecia. Which means I'm losing my hair.
Have fun going bald, sweetheart~
>>686019349
Don't be a dick.
>>686018907
would have assumed deltafag
My freind's youtube channel is shit and i don't know how to tell him.
I might be pregnant despite foolproof contraception and my bf wouldn't want to keep the kid.
>>686019769
*Friend's*
>>686019695
basically the same
>>686019071
Get a dog, I get told it all the time.
Also, do you have an idea why you parent avoid walking with you? you smell? dress goth etc.
>>686019487
(If you want me to tease you some more, about anything you would like, just let me know!)
(P.S. What was your favorite part?)
>>686005688
Wouldn't call that a "problem" lol
>>686019304
>>686019604
I used to have long red hair. I have a receeding hairline now
>>686019988
>you
She's losing her hair for what ik
>>686020320
She should just get a wig
>>686019208
aggresive beachvolley or sports, you often begin seeing people in a differn't light when the perfect shatteres under presure.
Although, If she is perfect that will probably make it worse.
If all else fail introduce her to 4chan. Either she will never look you in the eyes again, or she already knows it and she will never seem the same in your eyes again
Also here is a wizard
>>686019769
if he is your friend he'll understand... kek
decide whether to show him and analyse why good content is good. Or ignore it and it will probably disappear over a year or so
>>686020489
Sweet wiz biz anon. How do you mean aggressive sports? like beating her in it or playing rough? The first one I've done, the second one sounds uncomfortably hot. showing her 4chan sounds like a bad idea, but it just might do the trick.
>>686020294
>I used to have long red hair. I have a receeding hairline now
If they ever make a motion picture about the Little Mermaid going bald, you should totally try out!
>>686020320
lol, just found out the original topic wasn't linked so basically the problem was "my parents wont walk with me"
>>686021114
Are you a dog?
>>686020977
I meant single her out with smashes or simelar. don't have to beat her, just put her to the limit. if you have already done so then go to school and talk with some girls. If you still think of your step sister your fucked, although only metaphorically, I am afriad
>>686021288
nah mate, I am taurus and a filthy pleb
>>686020107
favorite part was a hornest opinion veil through light humor
>>686021709
Yeah looks like I am pretty much unfucked-fucked.
Guess I'll just wait until they divorce or something.
>>686022197
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> Anonymous 05/25/16(Wed)01:25:47 No.686022007 â–¶
>>>686020107
>favorite part was a hornest opinion ve
don't really see a reason why you can't be with your sister in law. I was thing it was the 16y-I have to be around her family often- thing that was the problem
>>686022007
(I hope you know I was only teasing. I'm playful like that~)
>>686022401
defiantly clicked something wrong there
https://join.skype.com/nU5NDzKTdEgE
>>686019988
nope. i think its cuz I'm ugly
>>686022401
>>686022197 (You)
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>> Anonymous 05/25/16(Wed)01:25:47 No.686022007 â–¶
wat
>>686022565
If it is cause your apperance, then you can still get a dog. people react totally differncent when you are accopanied by something cute
http://www.strawpoll.me/10128089
>>686003403
i don't have a mindslave :(
>>686018878
aww Id lose my hair a thousand times for you femanon. Just remember you're still beautiful. Your dad probably loves you, I know Id totally dig havin a hoe that was all mine. Luv u
>pic related
Oh and at least because you are femanon your hairline wont recede. You can stilll probably cover it unlike with MPB.
>>686022605
just linked the wrong part.
I was telling the guy who was attacted to his sister in law, that his problem isn't the in-law part.
but rather the, "hello extended family, kinda akward how I am boning your 16y old daugther "
Imo, at least. I mean if not, they could just get together and he could just leave when he didn't wanna listen anymore.
Also have another wizard
I haven't had a cigarette in over 12 hours and i'm broke. Literally dreaming about smoking a cig, even smoked all my butts. feelsbadman
>>686024028
if you got bananas you can dry the string and roll them for mild effect, or so I have heard.
>>686024028
>I haven't had a cigarette in over 12 hours and i'm broke. Literally dreaming about smoking a cig, even smoked all my butts. feelsbadman
Mmm...this taste so good...
I have a folder with smug anime girls
I did cross country in high school and didnt eat shit, graduated very underweight. Been lifting 4 years, gained like 60-70 lbs but did steroids a year back stupidly, got a ton of stretch marks. Hoping I can make it out alive. No friends or gf now, but honestly I'd consider myself hotter than emma stone /b/ros will I live?
>>686025046
pic related
>>686025046
>I have a folder with smug anime girls
Post some!
>>686023741
Best wiz biz so far, and yes the "I am boning your 16y old daughter" is the worst part.
Also, she is 16 - which is legal here, but not socially acceptable, especially given her petiteness.
>they could just get together and he could just leave when he didn't wanna listen anymore.
And that's the second worst part, if we got together then it wouldn't be just leave when I get sick of it.
I would still have to meet her and "our" family after it. Imagine the horror, dining around a table with her, her mom, her little brother and my dad, all knowing I fucked their barely legal little princess.
>>686025252
>>686025213
I meant a real life folder
with laminated prints I put around town
>>686025308
>econd worst part, if we got together then it wouldn't be just leave when I get sick of it.
there is always another worse option I guess: don't get caught.
Probably signing off no, night
>>686025978
Need proof of this
>>686025978
lets see those god damn loli eyes then
>>686026243
>>686026211
if you live there you've seen them
some know me already
so no pics now
>>686026184
I just realized I suck at teasing and have actually give semi-bad advice all this time
My girlfriend of 2 years left me a few hours before
>>686026872
>I just realized I suck at teasing and have actually give semi-bad advice all this time
That's ok, anon. You tried.
*There, there
*Pat, pat
>>686027024
>My girlfriend of 2 years left me a few hours before
If you feel like a loser right now, it's because you are. Better shop for some hand lotion before the night is over, tiger.
I want a gf and a normal life but I am a rising senior who transferred to a state school. Help me /b/ros :(
>>686027611
>Help me /b/ros
Someone didn't read the thread's theme.
I am actually doing well right now. Only thing wrong is I have asthma.
>love working out and then have to use my damn inhaler
>>686024516
dafuq kind of broscience is this
>This just in, bananas contain nicotine more at 11
make fun of my dick
>>686028281
Hey, anon. Does this take your breath away?
>>686028629
>Tumblr file name
>>686028281
Fucking nerd, i outgrew my asthma, i can run all day and smoke what i want get fucked.
I have genital warts.
[spoiler]I'm serious.[/spoiler]
>>686028691
Thanks for the kek.
>>686028790
I can run for a while, but the asthma fucks me over and I smoke weed, but I dont get affected by it for some reason.
I think I have social problems talking to other people, especially when I need a friend to hang out with I just end up going on 4chan with random people because it's impossible for me to talk to others without looking another way, hesitating, and taking back what I said
>>686028951
pics or it didn't happen you degenerate.
>>686029280
>I can run for a while
Probably about the same length of time you can please a woman. Not very long.
>>686029434
>I think I have social problems talking to other people, especially when I need a friend to hang out with I just end up going on 4chan with random people because it's impossible for me to talk to others without looking another way, hesitating, and taking back what I said
You lack self-confidence. And the people you try to hang out with know it. That's why you keep crawling back to internet forums. You're insecure and trust me, they can sense it.
Grow up and be a man.
>>686030393
Again fuckin funny.
>no sarcasm from me.
My mom has cancer and I feel like my girlfriend hates me.
>>686031460
Also I'm depressed af
>>686030963
Your pecker would probably deflate and start weezing, like your asthma retarded face does.
I kid. But seriously, a boy with asthma probably couldn't save me from a burning house... Knight in shining armor you are not.
>>686031460
>My mom has cancer
(Whoa. I won't even touch this one. I'm sorry to hear that.)
>>686031858
You can roast me on the other two things I won't mind.
>>686031460
>>686031556
Depression is a chemical imbalance in your brain. So you're screwed. No amount of dieting and exercise is gonna fix you. And pills will only make you feel worse.
Your girlfriend probably does hate you, because you bring her down with your depression. Everything she used to love about you is now overshadowed because you only make her feel down whenever she's around you.
Depression also effects your sexual drive. Just sayin'~
>>686032050
(I'm only teasing, of course.)
Who else has flat feet?
>>686034756
>Who else has flat feet?
Daffy Duck?
