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Post if you are a virgin.Age and gender.
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22m
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>>686000727
20f
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19m
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19M still a vrigin :(
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19 male, had a quick fuck with a one night stand once but I felt nothing because of how akward it was. So I pretty much feel like a virgin.
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>>686000996
Bet you are tight
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>>686001202
You aren't you dumb fuck
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>>686001318
I know, but I have as much confidence and knowledge a virgin has. I barely remember it and I was sick.
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>>686001746
Reported
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26m
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>>686001945
i thought this was dicksize thread
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19 M
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27 im the most pathetic
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19,M
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>>686001945
rule 7
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>>686002422
thanks anon i didnt know i would have somebody on my side in this strange place
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18m
I'm feeling depressed lately, i feel the need for someone who loves me that i can love back
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>>686002715
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32 m
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>>686002821
Well, you can fuck off.
The fact that you are here, replying to me, pretty much confirms how much of a failure you are.
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F-35 Joint Tactical Fighter

I'm a virgin and haven't seen combat yet ;)
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19m i cant imagine me getting laid in this life
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>>686002715
I'll love you but I'm a dude so...
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20m
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>>686002422
kek, I mean, you dont make reports go public, be careful
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>>686003038
I'd love you like a brother
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>>686002698
>>686003451
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26m
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18m
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>>686000727
not virgin here

so why are all of you virgins yet?
I know it could be hard (only had sex with one girl at 20 yo) but even in the worst case, you can always pay for it

you know at least to know what it feels like
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>>686001282
wow you're creepy.
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>>686003865
im 18 and i couldve this past year but im a huge awkward faggot and always made excuses whenever this girl (who was into me) asked to hang out with me
im not ugly though and ive hooked up with chicks at parties but those dont involve one-on-one social interaction with females where i go assburgers
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>>686003865
because i am keeping myself for a prophet.
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19 f
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>>686003865
wouldnt be the same
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7 years old genderfluid virgin
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Protip from a non Virgin: Have an accent. Go to America. Talk to some girl in a bar and she will be taken in by your accent no matter how ugly you are, as long as you aren't fat. Best Accents in Decreasing order: Irish, French, Scottish, Spanish/British, Clean South African, Jamaican and the rest are only good in specific cases.
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Yep Virgin here

39/m
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>>686004626
how about dutch?
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>>686003580
Me 2 anon
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>>686004477
that's only partially true

it is better than nothing

plus, it could clean your mind out of sex, so you're not looking for a girl like a desesperated retard
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>>686005035
But really am so I guess it's nice to see someone my own age on here. ;)
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>>686004920
Proof required
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>>686004632
what level is past wizard?
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>>686005455
Sorry but you'll have to take my word for it.
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>>686000727
20, male
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20m here, probably gonna stay a virgin forever since my foreskin has grown into my cock and i'm too much of an autist to contact the hospital about it
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46f
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>>686004409
Tell us anon, tell us more
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>>686005788
mods
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>>686002914
WTF?!
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>>686004769
Dutch is good too actually, forgot to mention it, they love it because the Dutch are usually really good at english
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>>686005898
why?
>>686004920
>>686005035
mods

reported
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>>686000727
20m
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>>686005898
Seriously? If I was a woman I would be the queen of the bitches. It just a matter of opening the legs
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27 M, forever alone!
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>>686006713
with that kind of thought.. now you now why you're still virgin
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>>686002809
>>686004440
>>686004901
>>686004920
Fuck off underage fags
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>>686004440
Someone ban that underage fag
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18 attack helicopter
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>>686005898
nun?
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>>686006818
Am I? It would surprise me :D
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>>686000727
19inch male
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31 M.
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True love is a fiction. Go out and get laid, people!
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>>686006022
Is this from something?
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18M
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Just to make you feel better...

I was a kissless virgin until 21. Since then I've been with 15+ girls and had 2 long time relationship.

This is my current gf. I'm 27 she is 21.
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15M and my body count is 5. Yall are all faggots honestly. im in 9th grade and i can say its so easy to get girls. step yalls game up
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>>686000996
Bet you are fugly
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>>686000727
18m sad sack of shit who's afraid of women
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>>686008866
I don't believe you. Post nudes of at least a girl you hooked up with.
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>>686000727
27 m
fapping over a pic of my sis too
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>>686008578
Nice.Post her hot pussy.
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>>686000727
19 M, lost it halfway through age 17 to my still current gf.
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20 f
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>>686009079
nudes is 6th grade shit. im on my computer atm but nudes is on snapchat or if they on imessage, i dont save them anymore. it got to a point where nudes dont mean anything to me on all honesty,
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>>686000727
35 and obviously male.
I'm pretty sure it's impossible to find any 35 year old female virgins without severe birth defects. I know some seriously ugly (on the inside and outside) women who are all married with kids.
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>>686000727
25 m
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18M, had a girlfriend who sucked my dick, but when I went in for the kill, there wasn't a vagina.
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>>686009155
I bet she won't post here
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>>686009234
So many summerfags.
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>>686009544
lol doubt it anon
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>>686000727
21, male, failure at life
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>>686009167
Here you go.

Not her best feat if you ask me. I prefer younger looking innies.
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>>686000996
Bet ur flat
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>>686000727
26m
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can you virgins help me win free shit?
https://www.anker.com/deals/tsh?ic=b49560c7882bf9d9c293
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>>686009792
pls pls pls
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>>686000727
43M
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>>686009462
That's the saddest story ever
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>>686009611
well, at least it makes it easier for the mods to do their job!
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>>686009820
underage b&
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>>686007608
What does that acomplish.
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>>686000727

25m
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>>686009792
plsssssssssssssssssssssss
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>>686009876
Soooo how does it feel to be a wizard?
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not a virgin
6 years old
Not specified
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>>686009792
broooooooooooooooooosssssssssssssssss
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>>686009876

anon are u a wizard?
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Im 25 m. Friendless kissless and never even spoken to a female.
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>>686009792
HELP A POORFAG
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>>686003865
18m, I've had two girlfriends lasting over a year. I moved away from the first before she was comfortable(rape victim, extreme slow), ton of nudes though. The second was asexual but gorgeous and cuddly, so I stayed for a while.

Just bad luck on my end. No regrets, honestly. They were fun and the breakups were comfortable for both of us. I'm still in contact with them.
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18 m
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>>686009792
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28m
I'm socially awkward and can't pickup hints when a girl's into me.
Also fat with small dick who can't comprehend a girl being into me.
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>23m
>kissless
>It keeps getting worse
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>>686005533
Arch mage?
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17M
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>>686009792
NEED ONLY 30 MORE
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18m
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>>686001282
Bet you are the creep at the back of the bar
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19m had a thing going in high school but she became a bitch and started getting fat so I cut my losses
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>>686010888
Damn it, /b/.
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So how would I go about using Backpage? I don't want to get caught in a sting and I don't want to get robbed.
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>>686009544
Check'd and kek'd
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17m V
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>>686010759
same boat but... i feel like it's getting better actually in a sense that i dont care about it that much anymore. I was way more anxious about it in hs than now, kinda got used to the idea that my first time is gonna be a disaster no matter what, but now i care more about being with someone for support and care than for sex. Or maybe im just lying to myself, i dont know
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>>686010415
? What the fuck?
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>>686002809
>>686004440
>>686004901
>>686004920
>>686005035
>>686008866
>>686009234
>>686009820
>>686010192

Kek!
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seeing all you older losers makes me feel better. i'm only 18 there is still hope
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>>686011666
His mom took off before he was born
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>>686000727
18m
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>>686011666
I am an extreme loner. Still live at home with parents. I havent been outside in 4 months.
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25m well on my way to becoming a proficient wizard
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>>686011795
>there is still hope
At your age, they were all thinking the same thing. :)
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>>686011796
This thread explains a lot of the bullshit I see on 4chan. Bunch a miserable motherfuckers on here...
>tfw when you thought you had it bad
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>>686000727
21f
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>>686006560
rofl that's not entirely true, i'm dutch and my english is great, passed cambridge with flying colors and stuff but seriously people here can be SO bad at english, go watch some Louis van Gaal interviews and you'll know.
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>>686012076
Nah im just a mental case.
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>>686000727
19m
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18m, thirsty
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>>686011937
dude, you better be trolling.
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>>686000727
19 male
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45m
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>>686012252
Nah im just really really weird.
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Hello vigirns of the 4fag ! So i have worked as a sex worker before.
and i think about starting again. i think about making a special servie for females who are virgin or inexserpised.. Thoughs ! and please state your gender.
info about me i am a 24 old male
worked as a gigolo 3 years ago. just a few months.
Love from me i belive in each and everyone of you !
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24m
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>>686000727
YOU CAN LOL EVEN HARDER.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2dOboLsh-4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_PssZkusUQ&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0cYoV5OuTU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6p7XPbyHdw&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcUxZHzRuwg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kJVnA5KXJw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWf7WU2zJUI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TphWiyk4Y4&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk3I-a3CJdo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb29Rcycjv0&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLA2C748CE18BC8C55&feature=plcp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUCVdL5ZNrM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFz-5ldHQWU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6p7XPbyHdw&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsPFU_eV2v4

>TIME TO GO -------->404
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>>686003722
wow. Picture of you please
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>>686005898
Haven't found the right one, eh?
Atleast you werent a teen mom
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>>686000727
19 male... thanks for making me feel less alone, /b/ros
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>>686009792
>>686009792

THANKS GUYS
NOW I ONLY NEED 20 MORE

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>686002914
> wizard
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>>686009792
I have just the pepe for this
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>>686012420
>>686012626
Seriously fellas this is sad. Just put yourself out there. Stop doing beta (gosh I hate this beta/alpha distinction) shit like spending all day online.

I'm a virgin but by choice (Christian *wink* shouldn't be on here *wink*).
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>>686000727
18trannyscum
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>>686010225
Mooodss Ban that Baby
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>>686001202
So you aren't a virgin?
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>>686013008
>virgin by choice

Ok buddy
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>>686011494
Mods
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>>686013008
What's "Christian *wink*" supposed to mean?
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>>686013008
The thing is i have grow to enjoy isolation. The first 10 years suck. But it soon become fine.
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>>686012420
Do you ever fantasize about having a relationship?
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>>686013209
kek knew it was coming
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>>686004444
Check'd
/b/ will hook you up with a dick
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83 f still waiting on some hung black stud to rail this wrinkly pussy
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>>686013270
It means that a Christian shouldn't be in a morally decadent place like /b/
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>>686000727
21 M. I have gotten zero intimacy, I have never kissed or held hand with a girl. Feels bad man, any advice? I really want a romantic relationship, but I feel like I will be a weirdo and freak anyone out that moves past a certain point, maybe I will find someone who will totally fall for me and I don't have to worry about living up to expectations. Maybe its too much porn.
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>>686004444
Checked and damn girl
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40 Male
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>>686010463
>Just bad luck on my end.
No. You made the decisions.

Asexual ... WTF were you thinking?
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I am a 13 tear old male and am a virgin.
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25
male
Norway
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>>686000727
30m
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>>686013460
I have fallen in love with alchole. But it ruined my health now i have weed and she is less hard on me.
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>>686001282
Bet youll die alone.
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19 male
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>>686013727
Also she (weed) gives you a better internal world to live in.
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>>686013727
Are you fat?
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Why ask what gender we are all males here. There is no females on the internet.
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>>686014136
Oh wow the newfag read the rules
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>>686014136
i suspekt this is a feminazi attak. lay low and obseve brother.
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21m
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>>686000727
18 m
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>>686013627
This guy is super, can say from a female perspective that this guy totally gets "it" and explains things in a cogent manner. One of his videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfasiae3xq0
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35m
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20m
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21. Virgin because i am a man who was born without a penis.
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If you aren't getting laid. Pay for it. End of story.
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>>686014097
Yer im 130kgs but lost 30kgs after i quit drinking. Im also not skinny in muscle mass. Im about 100kg of muscle. Use to spend alot of time on my weigh rack.
I wish i was back down to being healthy. Stupid beer.
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>>686014651
well you still have an ass to punture with a nice hard slap of man meat.
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>>686012490
Yeah, I'm fine with talking to women but something more than friendly chat and im getting nervous. The thought of even kissing a girl is scary because i WILL BE terrible and at that age being kissless virgin is not "cute" but weird as fuck and if she'd laugh at me or/and tell other people about it then im just done with my life, that would be it for me, no way i could live with that shame
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You're 100kg out of 130kg and that's pure muscle mass? You're an idiot.
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>>686014802
I'm not gay.
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>>686014848
Well close. I have a beer gut.
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>>686014884
But maybe you should be. You are a faggot at heart.
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>>686013693
WEE WOO WEE WOO

reported mate
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>>686015067
You do realize that bones exist right?
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26 F
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>>686015273
tits or gtfo
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>>686015248
And water..
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>>686015067
Don't take your latent homosexuality out on me, /b/ro
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>>686014884
then you must buy a rubber dick and spred a young bloods tender pussy lips and penetrate her. make her moan your name.
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>>686015273
marryme/landwhale?
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>>686015496
That should be obvious.
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>>686015273
may i ask what have kept you from the humn susage ?
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>>686015358
Why I'm not attention whoring?? :3
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>>686015496
I'm not into fat guys.
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>>686014806
fuck... exactly this. It´s like I´m talking to myself here. This is... ok I guess?
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>>686015433
Smooth. Says the man who has never had sex before. How would you even know?
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19m
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>>686015411
The modcoats are coming.... the modcoats are coming...
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>>686000996
Bet you are not really a girl
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>>686004626
>Best accent: Irish
>Irish before French
dafuq. I'm not even a frogfag and I think that's an injustice.
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>>686010463
Fucking retarded cuck
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someone post the closest they came to fucking.
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>>686015745
Because I'm not emotionally challenged or retarded. Sounds like you might be confused.
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>18m
>mfw kissless virgin
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>>686016374
>drunk at party
>girl all over me
>kissed me. first kiss btw
>messed up cuz i was hungry and wanted to eat my pizza instead of doing anything with her
worst part is that i think my mate set me up with this girl without telling me. he was like "condoms lies here if you need" and "my bedroom is available if you need".
god i fucking hate myself
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42m I once groped an 18 year old girl on the train while she stared at her phone paralyzed, but that doesn't count bc no pussy
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36m. exept for one when i was 17-18 i pushed away every love interest, never let a girl or woman get close to me. i cant bare to be discarded again when they find out i have serious chronic genetic disorders. and i don't want one who would care enough, to be reduced to being a nurse for me.
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>>686015727
I think there are a lot of people like us. We live in a weird times, everything is fucked up. My father had no problems like this, he liked a girl he hit up on her, she's my mom the end. We overthink stuff and have no self esteem. Even writing about it is tiring, because it's the same problems for years. Nothing changes
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>>686017257
The world has gone to shit.
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>>686005533
Warlock. Also, nice triple dubs.
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>>686000996
Bet you are a feminist
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>>686017257
jup, sums it up. Oh well, gotta go to sleep now, I have work tomorrow.
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>>686011497
>>686010759
>>686017257
>>686015727
I was like you, i was a 25 yo kissless virgin. I had the same fears that you have.

Now three years later i've fucked 6 girls. I met everyone of them on the net. We have some kind of social anxiety, you can do this trick. Talk with a girl on the net and get more confidence, then when you meet her in person it will be a lot easier.

Nobody is gonna laugh at you if you dont know how to kiss or fuck. The worse that can happens is that person never mets you again.

Never say you are virgin, thats the worst thing you can say a woman.

This may sound weird but trust me, find a hooker and fuck her, kiss her. you will gain confidence, you will know how to kiss and fuck properly.

If i had knew it i would have fucked a hooker at 18. I hadn't wasted all those years overthinking and being depressed because i couldnt get laid.
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>>686001202
Lol reasoning ain't gonna change the fact you ain't one. Sounds like ur pretty embarrassed about it.
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>>686018561
Kek bullshit.
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28m
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>>686001202
You ain't no fucken spirit virgin lmao
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>>686018817
fucking faggot, why would i lie? Do something with your life instead of posting in a virgin thread.
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>>686019009
Kek butthurt because you are so pussy that 6 men ass raped you.
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39 M.
Fuck you
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>>686000996
Bet this is bait
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>>686000727
19 m
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19m. fucked up my chance with this one girl because Im an awkward fucking faggot
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>>686004444
Checked and got baited
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>>686008275
Miranda Sings from the YouTubes.
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>>686000727
18 m virgin is my spirit animal. otherwise I have had sex 2 times but I just feel like it didn't count, since it wasn't with the right person.
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>>686019178
I remember being 15, good times
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>>686004632
So what kind of magic will you be specilising in? Pyromancy, Geomancy, hydromancy, necromancy, arcane, demonology?
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