Waifu Claiming Thread
Claim your waifu/husbando, post pictures, discuss things and have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
sinon claim
>>685987073
Britfag Maki Claim
>>685986188
Thank god!
What led you to picking Umi?
Best type moon claimed
>>685987157
I love that gif!
>Megumin Claim
>>685987261
What led you to being a rebelious guy?
Shiro claimed.
>>685987121
Okay then, I'll take the bearded lewd shiro then.
Sanya Claimed
Claimed
>>685985523
Great to see Umi here! Nico not so much tho. Playing some CS with fam, and you?
>>685987073
baking in new bread!
>>685986343
<justkidding3
>>685986332
i mean if you judge popularity by how many people one talks to then Shinoa is a good bet.
>always gets lotsa (you)
>>685986347
holy fuck thats great lol
>>685986573
i made a beard gif just for you
>but its too fucking big senpai
>resizing it
You know the drill guys, 10 Posts 10 Singles and I'll be gone and hopefully headquarters will stop bothering me with this trips dealing ring.
Doubles will be noted though.
I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
Akiko claimed
>discount Megumin 2for1 edition
>>685986188
>Umi
>checked
Good, been spending all day trying to get this paypal payment right for Overwatch
belgian eurofag myself
>>685986295
>Bebop
The rules up top are usually different as far as I noticed, changed into little jokes. The community is great overall, I'm enjoying my time here. I hope you'll be around
>>685986299
>Suu
>dubs confirm Suu is best girl
Finally someone who understand superiority among MonMusu
>>685986347
>Sachii
Not sure but I'm under the impression most are amerifags
Only other eurofag I know of is Homura who is Portuguese
>claiming yume
Show me some great legs before go to bed!
>>685987391
I don't have dio's atm. Sorry 'bout that... I'm just not good enough to exist that way >.<
>>685987474
>There are no trips in here, sir.
>>685987613
>>685987379
Literally what.
>>685987420
>Meanie~
>at least it's another µ's member
Been playing Overwatch and LoL with the homeboys, so about the same as yourself.
sachi claim
>>685987474
not these singles officer
>>685987474
Geez. Alright, I understand, officer. Hopefully we make this quick, yeah? I gotta' head to class.
>>685987481
>I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
I've been horrible lately. I've been dispirited and contemplating suicide. I've been shit-faced drunk for the past week, because I can't bare my horrible esse.
>>685987687
Thanks for that one
>Megumin
>>685987524
Can do!
>>685987481
>>685987487
>>685987524
>>685987613
>>685987657
>>685987687
>>685987737
>>685987750
>>685987758
>>685987768
Great nothing of Note. Have a nice day Ladies.
>>685987687
>pre-ordered by Dio
You're fuckin' great, Dio.
>>685987487
Syndra, Graf, Tenten, Hatsuzuki, Homura, Pasta Boi(Noire), Kyouko, myself, shiina, neo, maki(brit maki) and many more
>>685987355
Did you draw this shit yourself?
The eyes look awful.
>>685987768
Was that you?
>>685988036
Thanks for keeping us safe, officer.
>>685987613
Don't tell anyone, but personally I feel like Dio's stuff is pretty low quality anyway.
>>685987750
That's true~
How is Overwatch, looks fun but I'm not sure if I want to spend $59 on a game right now
>>685987474
Dindu nuffin.
>>685988036
Than your service officer
Time for some overwatch
>>685988239
*thank you for your service.
I blame yume for being autistic in the background
>>685987429
This board is too weak to handle animated beards... thanks a lot, muut.
>>685988142
Nah, that isn't me. Plus, after all these months, he still can't get the filenames correct.
>>685987487
>Syndra
>Yume
>Tenten
>Shiro(loli)
>Britfag Maki
>That Trans dude from Austria whose Name i forget
>>685988111
I just can't bring myself to give shits about that..
>>685988170
I don't know much about that ._.'
>go to Windhelm to advance in Pickpocket
>get caught
>Fuck it, go to jail
>break out
>sneak through barracks, get belongings and stolen goods
>say fuck it and run
>achievement get
>"You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people."
>(Persuade)
>All's good, Dragonborn
Damn straight.
>>685987073
Nico coming in
>>685987420
What the fuck man
>>685987922
Striped pantsu are justice!
>>685988495
>That Trans dude from Austria whose Name i forget
chara?
>>685988495
Also from England.
>>685988036
Thanks for your hard work agent.
>>685988326
Have fun!
>>685987487
>Only other eurofag I know of is Homura who is Portuguese
I think I said like 50 times that I'm Eye-talian.
>>685988077
You forgot me...
>>685987821
I have plenty pics to give ya
>but meh
>>685988036
Thanks for your service. sir!
>>685988578
I know the feeling of not being appreciated man
>and off to play Overwatch
>>685988496
It is settled then! You will go on an epic quest to master the art of the beard!
Dio Brando is mine
>>685988755
... ich fass es nicht ...
ich schiebe es auf die müdigkeit hatte dich 100% stehen und gelöscht weil mir pasta bois waifu nicht einfiel oder so
>>685988212
I thought the same
But bought it anyway
Blizzard got me, the jews
>>685988077
>checked
fuck I haven't been paying attention at all it seems
>>685988495
Chara is a trans? I had picked this up somewhere but I wasn't sure if it was confirmed
>>685988704
Probably, but I have a terrible memoire
Like a sift. Sorry about that
>>685988998
Tell me how to master *-*
>>685988578
Sorry fam, rivalries
>>685988495
I'm also a eurofag, Swedish tho.
>>685988851
Amatsukaze best boat o/
>>685988147
Maki has so much great art! Jelly~
>>685988470
for real
asian moot should fix that
>i cant get it small enough
>mwf i'm too girthy for /waifu/
>>685988508
gotta love persuade lol
>>685988637
amen to that!
flat is justice too
>>685989071
omg DIo i have been posting my Diod pictures
>>685989074
Es ist schon okay, ich bleib einfach hier in meiner Ecke sitzen und bin irrelevant.
>>685988438
I was just wondering at what point Yume moved in with you until I realized
Would have made sense for him to anhero though
>>685988998
>epic beard
I can't grow one ;-;
>
>>685989132
Thank you! :o
>>685988077
And me, and Taihou
>>685988077
Atleast Yume knows that I'm a Eurofag.
That's leg-worthy.
>>685989124
>Sorry about that
No worries, kek.
>>685988637
>Striped pantsu are justice!
Excellent taste.
>>685989132
That picture's really cute!!
>I love that hairstyle on her~~
>>685989225
ach keine angst klein shiro gib mir deine kleinen beine und dann passiert mir nix
>>685989350
fuck... I forgot them!
ah taihou too? didn't knew that
>>685989357
you asked pasta boi if he was from the pasta country too
>too
you are from the pasta country
pasta man
>>685989460
It really is!
>I think it suits her just right~
>>685988212
it's 40 dollars
the 60 dollar one is the deluxe version.
>>685988490
also he's using mikan, felt something was off there lol
>>685988508
>break out of jail
>instantly go back to robbing
nigger
had a laugh at the ending though
>>685989124
>Chara is a trans? I had picked this up somewhere but I wasn't sure if it was confirmed
S/He (It) sounded really convincing the last time he talked about starting therapy and shit
>>685989225
Ich hab dich nicht vergessen
(Shiro pantsu are life)
>>685989583
>you are from the pasta country
pasta man
Indeed I am.
>>685989612
I love that pic.
>>685989282
i have a beard irl!
>quite a girthy beard I might add
>>685988998
>master the art of the beard
>
>>685988077
The Night Witch Sanya as well.
>>685989612
At least you can tell the difference.
Tenryuu claimed
Finally i finished the entire set of runes in Doom
>>685989159
It wasn't even difficult to get out.
With 90 sneak you are almost invisible. And as soon as I got my gear I had boots with muffle.
Only reason I got caught was some guard entered the barracks as I was leaving and he followed me out.
Game is too EZ if you never not be sneaking.
>>685989583
>ach keine angst klein shiro gib mir deine kleinen beine und dann passiert mir nix
>dann passiert mir nix
was hab ich nur geschrieben?
Müdigkeit hat einfach überhand gewonnen
Zeit fürs Bett
>>685989744
are you pasta man or the new pasta boi?
are you older then pasta boi -> pasta man
if not you are the new pasta boi
>>685989800
alright I try to remember it
>>685989612
What's worse is I didn't want to break out again, so I paid my fine and stole my stolen stuff back. I worked for that stuff, imma take it back.
>>685989612
In euros it's 59 whichever version you buy
>>685989613
Well it's her/his choice, he/she can do what she wants
No one will notice one more faggot in our midst
>>685990114
No it's not
>>685989889
Sneaking is majorly overpowered though
>30 times damage with gloves and skill
>>685989817
>That pic
kek.
>>685990028
Well I don't know how old he is, I'm 20 (21 in November)
>>685990114
It's 39.99 for standard version and 59.99 for origins, in euros.
>>685989889
hahahaha
theft is in your blood eh?
>didn't earn a septim of it honestly
>>685990208
>skills are gay in Skyrim
>still Dioing
>>685990208
On daggers.
If you were able to get that close with a dagger he deserves a 30xDamage.
>>685989282
Hey Amatsu. Can I ask a favor of you?
>>685990379
so you are pasta man
>>685990495
Not at all. Just going through a phase. Need some quick skill advancements to level up and muh pickpocket is only like 20 or 30.
To bad stealing doesn't increase it.
Well I'm going to do everyone a service and leave for now.Ill be back
>>685990582
You can use the lvl 100 Sneak Skill to do that in combat
>Croutch in front of enemy
>Be hidden for 2 seconds
>30times damage with Dagger
>Repeat
>>685990828
Noooes, don't leave us Nico :(
>>685990114
I don't think so desu
deluxe version is the one they advertise and put at the front of the shop, most of my friends bought it not knowing the difference.
>>685990191
you agree with above? I have the american store no euro so idk.
>>685990079
I've never actually been in the jail desu, just paid my fine and left, always.
What's in there?
internet disconnecting at intervals of 48 seconds exactly lol, have to verify and upload pictures during that time.
>>685990858
That sounds about as broken as the Gray Fox mask in Oblivion.
>put on mask
>kill
>every
>gaurd
>take off mask
>Who did this?
>What the fuck?
>Bro, it was The Gray Fox
>>685990827
do you do the saving trick?
>cutest tomo pic ive ever seen
>>685989744
You think you're claiming Kyouko-chan? You ignorant fuck. She's mine forever. It's canon. A pasty, limp-dicked motherfucker like you hasn't got a snowball's chance in hell. Go get some other waifu before I have to get medieval on you, you autistic weeaboo faggot.
>>685991104
Is it worth buying, like is it actually fun to play for prolonged periods?
>Kotori
>>685989127
First you need the proper equipment. Paint will do.
>>685989159
Amen, brother.
Upload it elsewhere?
>>685989282
How old?
>>685989583
Du magst mich doch nur für meine Beine!
>>685989357
Got some as well?
>>685989794
True wisdom cannot be achieved without a beard to stroke.
>>685990772
>so you are pasta man
I see, that's cool I guess.
>>685991339
Atleast post something that isn't a shitty thumbnail when you shitpost.
>>685991104
Yeah you're right, the 40€ is available just not on the front page.
>>685991104
It's a stealth game.
They take all your shit, all of it, and leave you with 1 lockpick.
Depending on the hold, it will be easy as fuck, or challenging to escape.
If you break your lockpick you gotta sleep out your term at the cost of skill (usually).
You get your shit back but not your stolen stuff.
If you manage to break out, evade the guards and find your belongings and, optionally, any stolen goods. You'll be "trespassing" if you are caught so you need to leave the prison/barracks before interacting with anyone.
When you break out you get a bounty so don't expect to get away completely scot-free.
>>685990191
>>685990379
>>685991104
That's good thing to know
Guess I blackmailed those guys for 20 bucks too much
>>685991411
Got paint i guess ^-^
>I'm from germany too.. Just that you know
>>685989794
I'm jelly!
>>685990755
Sure, what is it?
>>685991411
I'm 18
I didn't inherit my father's gene
>>685991161
Never head of it so I doubt it, explain?
>>685990828
Come back soon qt~
Claiming the purest idol.
>>685987261
I instantly fell in love with her after seeing her cute reactions, how serious she was, and how she cared for her friends. I love her diligence, and strive to learn from her in that regard. Those are just a few things, really. What made you pick Maki?
>>685987420
I'm glad to see you here, friend! I hope you're having fun and winning your matches in CS. I've just returned with some food, thinking about either watching a movie or some anime.
>>685987487
Overwatch is all the rage these days. Why can't you get PayPal to work?
>Belgian
I've heard that you guys have some good chocolate and beer. Other than that I know next to nothing about your country.
>>685990828
See you later, Nico. I won't miss you, but I hope you'll have fun doing whatever it is you're about to do.
Sorry if I missed anyone~
>>685991411
eigentlich der bart und der hut
>>685991436
ever pasta boi needs a pasta man sidekick
>>685991378
It is worth 40 dollars, I think, considering blizzard will probably update it with new features and heroes.
I think it's pretty fun, not for prolonged periods maybe but definitely worth the forty dollars. If it was sixty I would say don't.
I don't think you're the kotori I spoke to before, yes?
>pic related
>>685991671
more food, yes?
>>685991606
hm, might get caught just to try that desu, sounds a little fun
>>685991673
>germany
>>685991436
HUUUUUUAAAAOOOOORRRRGGGHH! MY FUTACOCK WILL DESTROY YOU!
>>685991719
I only have a few mins. If anyone is asking for me tonight I probably will be gone. Let Maki know I will be back though. I got in a car accident this morning. I am going into surgery in 15 minutes. I am okay though. Thanks friend...
tfw just got Young Master Hanzo
>>685991972
I think I am the same. I've spoken to Karen before at least!
>>685991673
Okay, dann Schritt 2: Benutze Paint bis du feststellst, dass Photoshop eigentlich viel besser wäre.
>>685991719
There's still hope!
Most people dont have a beard at 18. Not every 11year old has one as epic as shiro.
>>685991844
Na gut, das seh ich ein.
Was soll ich aufs T-Shirt schreiben?
>>685991980
>soa
>>685992249
Yume
oder "das Bundesland Polen"
>>685991972
I realized I had never broken out of jail on this file so I figured now or never.
Windhelm is pretty difficult.
Only 2 rooms and one is the bunk room for the guards, which is also where the belongings/evidence chests are.
Afterward you just take a left and poof, you are outside the Palace of Kings and probably need to run.
>>685992125
Wow..
How bad is it?
>you can count on me
>>685992249
Thank you epic loli beard lady!
>>685991812
I won my game! Thanks for cheering me on~
How was the food?
Also just bought Overwatch and it's downloading at 20 MB/s hnnggg
>>685991812
Bring me the Overwatch, I need the Overwatch
> I know next to nothing about your country.
In short Belgium is the bastard child of France, UK and Germany after they had make-up sex after some war. Nothing ever happens here so we seem to make a problem out of everyday petty shit. We have around 1600 different kinds of beer and some god tier chocolate
Cote D'Or, Guylian and Leonidas for example
Balls of steel, statue of child pissing himself, shtloads muslim immigrants and it's cold and rainy most of the time
>>685991972
Maybe another game or something nice
I can't just not spend it now that I actually got it
>tfw holding a prison sentence of 18 years over their heads got me 60 bucks. Wurf
>>685987073
Hello Amatsukaze. <3
>>685987355
Hi new Megumin. You want to make a beard picture of fubuki for me right? And dont ask again who Dio is, that's just rude.
>Fubuki claimed
>>685991812
Mainly because she has the traits of my dream girl
>red hair
>A little tsun
>innocent
>a musician.
The last being the most important, I'm a musician too and while I fell in love with her even before I watched the show, when I learned she was the writer and heard Aishiteru Banzai for the first time in the music room, it was a done deal.
>>685992154
kb gib name/ID
>>685991411
>Got some as well?
Most of Kyouko striped pantsu pics look kinda meh to be honest.
>>685991411
Was geht?
>>685992576
>In short Belgium is the bastard child of France, UK and Germany after they had make-up sex after some war.
Definetly after WWI
>>685992691
Aishiteru Banzai is the only song I know by heart from Love Live o/
>Also that DL speed
God tier.
>>685992676
Hey Fubuki <3
Welcome back!
>>685992154
I'm jelly
>got my first game as Hanzo a few mins ago
>was my best game therefore Hanzo is best
>>685992920
>tfw your best DL speed is 1.6 Mb/s
>>685992383
>das Bundesland Polen
Nicht übel, das dafür ist das Hemd ein wenig klein. Mir ist aber ein guter Einfall gekommen.
Ich kümmer mich nachher drum, wenn ich nicht mehr im Spiel bin. WoWs und PS gleichzeitig schafft mein Toaster nicht.
>>685992807
That one's pretty dope, though.
Pantsu best headgear!
>>685992824
Ahoy! Alles in Butter aufm Kutter?
I'm gonna go sleep now. Explosion out o/
>>685992371
Sword Online Art?
>>685993126
Schade musst du mir morgen zeigen ich hau mich jetzt ins Bett
>>685993211
Zweite Staffel sogar...
>>685991411
>strokes irl bead admiring your dubs
http://imgur.com/Z2NVRNV
>>685991719
check the imgur link
>>685991752
>save right before pickpocket
>save after each successful pickpocket
>load whenever you get caught
>?????
>PROFIT
>>685992790
To whom am I speaking? Won't add randoms.
>>685992125
Good luck
>>685992172
How long have you been posting?
>>685993180
Sleep well!
>>685993308
Ich geb mir Mühe. Träum was Süßes!
>>685992920
I know the choruses to Bokura wa ima no naka de, Snow Halation and all of aishiteru banzai that's all
>>685993126
Naja, EIn paar Runden WoWs gezockt, eine Domäne gegrillt....das übliche
>>685993317
>Sword Online Art
>>685992426
Have you ever done a non-sneaking file?
Railgun claimed
>>685993413
a random
nvm lol
wait so was i right then? you do go by that name?
so misleading
Honestly why do I keep seeing this fucking thread. Just keep this stupid fake wife shit to yourself, no one wants to see your cum stained fantasies and read your shitty shit shit about which little girl you would kiddy-diddle. Just ducking stop. Go get laid or finish high school. Or just post this shit on /trash/. Fuck all of you. You are ruining /b/ for everyone who doesn't reek of potato chips, lube and moldy body pillows.
>inb4 kek u faget u don't evn no bout mai waifoo
>inb4 if u don't like jerking to made up anime girls and then hugging pillows with them printed on it until you fall asleep on your air mattress with no sheets on it in your moms basement then u can leave u big loser faget
>>685993406
>Go to riften
>Store all your shit somewhere
>Steal shit at the market and go to jail
>Break out of your cell and kill the patrolling Guards
>Steal from the guy standing in another cell
>Put all stuff back into his inventory
>Repeat stealing
If you get caught you aren't penalized because you are in jail he just gets angry
>>685993406
Sometimes, for quest related thievery. Usually I just run, it's more fun that way.
>OH NOES!
>Yakety Sax plays in the background
>guards everywhere shooting arrows
>a dragon shows up
>start summoning Atronach
And Windhelm was changed forever that day.
